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00:00:00But I'm here to protect you.
00:00:05You better listen to everything I say.
00:00:07That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:00:09He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:00:14What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:00:16You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:00:21Harper, that is so nasty.
00:00:26I don't kiss, and I don't make love, Harper.
00:00:30Maybe I'm into that.
00:00:31I'm too dangerous.
00:00:34You know what's not cute?
00:00:36Be jealous.
00:00:42It's in it, you're jealous.
00:00:44What the hell is happening to me?
00:00:47I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:00:50You know I'm dangerous.
00:00:51I'll eat your love.
00:00:53Do your worst, Daddy.
00:01:00Oh, looking good, girl.
00:01:20Just another creep.
00:01:22Just my luck.
00:01:22Please pick up.
00:01:30Hi, Dad.
00:01:31Um, I'm stuck, and I need you to come help me.
00:01:37Sure thing, hon.
00:01:38Mr. Reed.
00:01:39Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:01:42He'll be there soon.
00:01:45What?
00:01:45Who?
00:01:45Who?
00:01:49Drugging girls in my club?
00:01:52You must have a death wish.
00:01:58You got the wrong guy, I swear!
00:02:07Shut up.
00:02:09You have the worst timing.
00:02:10Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:02:13I'm cashing it in.
00:02:16Now.
00:02:21What are you doing?
00:02:25What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:02:32It's nice and warm in the back of my trap.
00:02:36You get away from me, creep.
00:02:37Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:02:40Huh?
00:02:43Stop!
00:02:43Let's see what else he can do.
00:02:48What the hell?
00:02:56Mr. Collins?
00:02:58Dad sent his...
00:02:59best friend?
00:03:06Ah!
00:03:07Ah!
00:03:08Ah!
00:03:09Ah!
00:03:10I'm shivering.
00:03:18Come on, kiddo.
00:03:20Kiddo?
00:03:21Why is he still calling me that?
00:03:22I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:03:26Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:03:28Let's go!
00:03:29I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases.
00:03:42It's...
00:03:42It's puffer than I was.
00:03:48Something wrong?
00:03:51Um...
00:03:52Your arm is...
00:03:56wet...
00:03:58from the rain.
00:04:02Wipe it, then.
00:04:03There's no rain up there.
00:04:25There's no rain up there.
00:04:26Rain, sorry.
00:04:28So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:04:29I thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or beating up sleazebags, not picking up some
00:04:42guy's daughter.
00:04:43Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:04:53And I...
00:04:54I don't do small-talk.
00:04:58Okay, then.
00:05:03Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:05:05I need to pick something.
00:05:06No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:05:08I am 22 years old.
00:05:10Exactly.
00:05:11Kiddo.
00:05:11Shut up!
00:05:12You're not that much older than me.
00:05:13Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later, and I need to buy alcohol, because otherwise
00:05:19nobody will want to be friends with me, and then I won't have any friends for the rest
00:05:21of the year.
00:05:22And nobody...
00:05:22If I take you, will you shut up?
00:05:28Yes.
00:05:37I'll be quick.
00:05:43You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:05:52It's not safe.
00:05:55Has it been like this the whole time?
00:05:57Yeah.
00:05:58Why didn't you say something?
00:06:00I just did.
00:06:01You freaking creep!
00:06:04Give me a jacket or something.
00:06:05Okay.
00:06:13When you're done checking me out, I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:06:38I was not checking you out.
00:06:39That was a yawn.
00:06:40I'm sure it was, kiddo.
00:06:41It's past your bedtime.
00:06:46Stop calling me kid.
00:07:02You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:07:04This is a small kickback.
00:07:13Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:07:16Does your dad know about that?
00:07:18Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks,
00:07:24but he doesn't live here.
00:07:26And neither do you.
00:07:27Yeah, about that.
00:07:28I live here now.
00:07:29He put me in charge.
00:07:31And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:07:32Wait, Chris.
00:07:33No, please.
00:07:37This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:07:39You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:07:51I don't have another choice.
00:07:54I've barely met anyone since I transferred here, and this is my last year of college, and
00:07:58I don't want to graduate alone.
00:08:01Fine.
00:08:03Have your kickback.
00:08:06Or not.
00:08:07Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:08:11I don't need you to look after me!
00:08:17Who is that?
00:08:20No.
00:08:20I'm going to kill you?
00:08:27Count your days, slut?
00:08:28It's not a big deal.
00:08:30I can explain.
00:08:31This is your ex, Brian.
00:08:33Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:08:36You guys were spying on me?
00:08:38Mark cares about your safety.
00:08:41That's the only reason I'm here.
00:08:43It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:08:46Your choice.
00:08:50You are not living here.
00:08:56I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:08:59I don't need a babysitter.
00:09:02Then stop acting like a baby.
00:09:06You better not show your face in there.
00:09:08I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:09:18God damn it.
00:09:19I promise to Mark.
00:09:30Whoa!
00:09:31Who's this?
00:09:32Bob Grandpa?
00:09:33Grandpa?
00:09:35He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:09:37Huh?
00:09:38Remind me of why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:09:49I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:09:51Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:09:54And rich dad means...
00:09:56Fancy alcohol!
00:09:57Hi, hi, Christina, Fox, and Becca, too.
00:10:07I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:10:10Duh.
00:10:11I didn't miss it.
00:10:14It's really nice to meet you.
00:10:17Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:10:21Thanks, Heather.
00:10:24Oh, it's Harper.
00:10:26Enjoy the party!
00:10:31I guess this bottle and the calendar makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:10:35Where's Harper?
00:10:39Harper?
00:10:43Forget Harper.
00:10:45Hang out with me.
00:10:47I know somewhere we can talk.
00:10:49I don't like talking.
00:10:56Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:10:58Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:11:02Talk or no talk?
00:11:04You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:11:08For that nobody, Harper?
00:11:10Sorry, ladies.
00:11:12I don't like my women.
00:11:14Desperate.
00:11:14Oh, I mentioned Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:11:22Huh?
00:11:24He really picked Harper over us?
00:11:26I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:11:41Oh, Harper.
00:11:43Hey.
00:11:43Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:11:47Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:11:51Ew.
00:11:52Yeah, of course you can.
00:11:54You're, you're like...
00:11:55You're school royalty.
00:11:57Thanks.
00:11:58You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:12:03We're, we're friends?
00:12:05Of course!
00:12:07I have to pee.
00:12:10Wait for me?
00:12:11Uh, yeah, of course.
00:12:12I was just moving right outside my own room.
00:12:14What dirt can I find?
00:12:25What dirt can I find?
00:12:25Oh, this is gold.
00:12:38Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:12:43Time to shut your loser party down.
00:13:03I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:13:05What the hell?
00:13:19What the hell?
00:13:19attention everybody.
00:13:26Hello.
00:13:27You all seem a little bored.
00:13:31So why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages of Harper's Diary.
00:13:42Let's see.
00:13:44Dear Diary, Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:13:49Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:13:52Aw, Harper.
00:13:55Daddy issues much?
00:14:00No, I just need to give it back.
00:14:06Dad's friend Chris is like a DILF.
00:14:11That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:14:14And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend.
00:14:21You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:14:26Harper, that is so nasty.
00:14:28Christina, it's not true.
00:14:30Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:14:32Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:14:36What's going on?
00:14:42Let's go get down.
00:14:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:14:48Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:15:02Fuck this.
00:15:18Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:15:34You were supposed to get rid of him.
00:15:41Come to her party.
00:15:43Take advantage of her kindness, and you make fun of her family life.
00:15:46It was a joke. It was a joke.
00:15:49The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:15:54Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:15:58Chris, that's enough.
00:16:00Let her go.
00:16:03One last.
00:16:09What the hell is wrong with you?
00:16:11You're too old to be this petty.
00:16:13You're damn right I'm petty.
00:16:14Let's get one thing straight.
00:16:16Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:16:20If you mess with her again...
00:16:21Fuck you up.
00:16:26But we're literally just girls.
00:16:28I don't give a fuck.
00:16:30Everyone out.
00:16:31The fuck out.
00:16:32Fuck out.
00:16:39What the hell was that?
00:16:43What the hell was that?
00:16:44She hurt you.
00:17:02Chris, I'm fine.
00:17:04Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:17:05You're crying.
00:17:14Why are you crying?
00:17:15I won't understand.
00:17:17Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:17:19They just tried to hurt you.
00:17:20I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:17:24Stupid.
00:17:25I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:17:28You just embarrassed me in front of him.
00:17:28I'm gonna stop you right here.
00:17:29And she's the queen of ours.
00:17:31I said stop.
00:17:35I said stop.
00:17:38I don't care if she runs the school.
00:17:39We'll find you another school.
00:17:41I'm here to keep you safe.
00:17:43Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:17:47Just because you run some sort of shady business.
00:17:49I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:17:51I told you to stop calling me that.
00:18:00And I told you to stop acting like what?
00:18:04Oh, yeah?
00:18:05If I'm such a kid, what's that breast against my leg right now?
00:18:17Sorry, kid.
00:18:18That's my gun.
00:18:19You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:18:24You better not be here tomorrow.
00:18:25You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:18:50I don't care what my dad says.
00:18:55What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:19:20No.
00:19:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:19:25It's gonna not be happening.
00:19:25He's gonna be back in any second.
00:19:36You know, if you weren't played, you could have just asked.
00:19:42I don't want to, I don't want to play.
00:19:44What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:19:46Oh, I'm the perv?
00:19:47You're the one who came into my room, into my closet, when I wasn't here.
00:19:53I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:19:59Uncuff me.
00:20:03What are your manners?
00:20:07Say please.
00:20:07I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:20:16Give me the key.
00:20:23What the?
00:20:23You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:20:26Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:20:30Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:20:32Rule number one.
00:20:39There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:20:43You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:20:46So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you,
00:20:49you better listen to everything I say.
00:20:52I can take care of my...
00:20:53Rule number two.
00:20:55No talking back.
00:20:56I am the last guy you want to piss off.
00:21:07Rule number three.
00:21:10Don't start any games.
00:21:13You're not ready to play.
00:21:14Rule number three.
00:21:14Rule number three.
00:21:26So what else do you have planned today?
00:21:35My plans are none of your concerns.
00:21:38Here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America,
00:21:43we have this thing called privacy.
00:21:46You can have your privacy.
00:21:49Until sunset.
00:21:51What does that mean?
00:21:52We have curfew.
00:21:57We have curfew.
00:21:57How's my daughter?
00:22:19Um, hot.
00:22:22What was that?
00:22:24Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:22:26Why the hell did I say that?
00:22:28That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:22:30Is she back from class?
00:22:31She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:22:34Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:22:37She's fine, Mark.
00:22:38Good.
00:22:39You're my best friend.
00:22:41You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:22:43You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:52You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:52Give me some time
00:23:00Stay with my driver
00:23:02Open my head
00:23:04Give me some time
00:23:08Please look at that
00:23:10Open my head
00:23:13you're a fucking strip club harper your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're
00:23:32at a goddamn strip
00:23:43oh excuse me we're filming filming filming what some real hot stuff now beat it grandpa go find a
00:23:55room somewhere else i'm looking for harper it says her location is here so step aside before i make
00:24:02you nope harper is my best friend and she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for hey
00:24:08wait wait wait wait
00:24:11he looks so sexy keep going harper
00:24:21you shouldn't be here you shouldn't be here i tried to stop him
00:24:34no harper you shouldn't be in this grimy ass place what do you think you're doing here
00:24:41it's for a class project give them this camera back you prick
00:24:45class my ass is that what you told her to get her here i'd stick this camera straight
00:24:51chris stop not until i pummel this creep then the camera's next
00:24:54hey wait wait wait not the camera cost a thousand dollars
00:24:57you should have thought about that before making harper shoot your porn
00:25:00that is enough
00:25:01these look amazing harper oh my best friend is so sexy wait till the whole class sees this no one's
00:25:22going to see these deleting them what that is art give them this camera back or i swear to god i'll go out
00:25:30there and i'll give one of those creeps a lap dance
00:26:00how much my dad likes that
00:26:09your choice
00:26:14camera is
00:26:19you asshole if you ever ask harper to do something like this again i will jam that camera so far
00:26:31down your throat you'll be shitting out polaroids
00:26:34what the fuck is your problem
00:26:38i'm leaving now
00:26:44so first you stalk me and then you humiliate me in front of my friends
00:26:55i did it for your own good
00:26:57you assaulted my classmate and ruined our project
00:27:01you need me around for your safety because clearly you can't do it on your own
00:27:05you should have seen the way those guys were looking at you
00:27:08like a piece of meat
00:27:10my classmate it sounds like someone's a little jealous
00:27:15jealous
00:27:19jealous
00:27:21you're cute harper i'll give you that
00:27:28and those
00:27:29things you do
00:27:31they're cute too
00:27:32you know what's not cute
00:27:35me jealous
00:27:37now you were right i'm in some shady business
00:27:40and i don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me
00:27:43you better not test me
00:27:45or i'll break you
00:27:47in more than one way
00:27:51well guess what
00:27:57you just called me harper instead of kid
00:28:00just admit
00:28:03that you want me
00:28:05what the hell is happening to me
00:28:12there's no way i'm turned on by my best friend's daughter
00:28:17put your seat belt on
00:28:19you know what chris
00:28:21you want to be my bodyguard
00:28:22fine
00:28:23but i'm gonna make you crazy for me
00:28:26let's see if dad keeps you around now
00:28:28so
00:28:31are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is
00:28:35no
00:28:36are you sleeping with a professor
00:28:39oh my god maria no
00:28:41ew
00:28:41that's my dad's best friend chris collins
00:28:45he was sent here to
00:28:47keep me safe
00:28:48and he secretly wants to fuck you
00:28:51i don't know
00:28:52but i do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home
00:28:55um wait
00:28:57you actually want to seduce your dad's best friend
00:29:01think about it
00:29:04we need to get my dad to fire chris
00:29:09the only way to do that is if he makes a move
00:29:11so that's step one
00:29:12you should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you
00:29:17he was jealous harps
00:29:19yeah right
00:29:20jealous of me
00:29:20i'm a college student who works at whole foods
00:29:23he's like a tech genius billionaire hobbyist mma fighter
00:29:28not jealous of you dummy
00:29:30jealous over you
00:29:32it looked like he wanted to kill erin over you dancing in that lingerie
00:29:35so all we have to do is somehow make chris more jealous until
00:29:40until he snaps
00:29:41and then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter
00:29:45and when your dad sees that
00:29:47he'll be on a plane to buttfuck nowhere in no time
00:29:51here's to operation seduction
00:29:54chris collins
00:29:56you better watch out
00:29:57because i get what i want
00:30:00sexy outfit
00:30:12check
00:30:13popcorn
00:30:14check
00:30:15the notebook
00:30:16the only movie that can make a guy cry
00:30:18check
00:30:19what do you want
00:30:31you done giving me the salad treatment
00:30:33um popcorn
00:30:35harper
00:30:36you idiot
00:30:38seduce him
00:30:39i mean i brought snacks as a peace offering
00:30:44but if you're busy i can come back later
00:30:48oh wait wait wait
00:30:50i have a day but that's not important your pulse is racing
00:30:55what's going on
00:30:56what's going on
00:30:57oh
00:30:58has your ex-boyfriend given you trouble
00:31:01uh uh no i just
00:31:04i came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie
00:31:08but it's not
00:31:09well are we watching a movie or not
00:31:23but what about your date
00:31:31but what about your date
00:31:31how are you
00:31:51how are you not crying this is like the saddest movie ever
00:31:54because it's not real
00:31:55because it's not real
00:31:56this is ridiculous
00:31:58no one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this
00:32:03it's true love
00:32:05please don't do this to me
00:32:06there's no such thing as true love
00:32:08anyone who's fully grown knows that kiddo
00:32:11or
00:32:12maybe
00:32:15you're just a soulless ai bot
00:32:20and there are batteries in your back
00:32:23what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:32:35what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:32:39now come on
00:32:42just admit that you enjoyed it
00:32:44shhh
00:32:45don't mess with me harper
00:32:52i'm not a toy
00:32:52i'll ruin you
00:32:53well
00:32:54i'm not just something that can be ruined
00:32:56as hard as you try to convince yourself
00:32:59i'm not a little girl anymore
00:33:00it's not a lie
00:33:05you are a beautiful woman
00:33:07and i'm too much for you kid
00:33:10you can't handle me
00:33:12try me
00:33:14i don't do that lovey-dovey shit
00:33:20i don't kiss
00:33:22and i don't make love harper
00:33:24maybe i'm into that
00:33:27no
00:33:28i don't think you are
00:33:31what did you get yourself into harper
00:33:36just
00:33:47shut up and watch the movie
00:33:51you're supposed to seduce him harper
00:34:07not be seduced by him
00:34:09i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:34:14i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:34:17you're late big daddy
00:34:20but you sound pissed
00:34:22so i'll wait
00:34:24you wanna come in and fuck your frustration up
00:34:27not tonight
00:34:28i'm busy
00:34:30busy?
00:34:31never for me you're not
00:34:34when the hell could you possibly be?
00:34:38are you with another woman?
00:34:40woman? no
00:34:42not a woman
00:34:46do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:34:49do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:34:53not this guy
00:34:57who is my number
00:34:59whoever this girl is
00:35:01your days are numbered
00:35:03do not flake on melana kaufman
00:35:10do not flake on melana kaufman
00:35:14she's going to be the death of me
00:35:27she's going to be the death of me
00:35:29She's going to be the death of me.
00:35:35Kid, because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:35:50Today?
00:35:55Damn it, Harper.
00:35:59I was going for you.
00:36:29you know if you're trying to fill me up you should probably have your hand inside my pants
00:36:42oh my god did we have sex oh my god did we have sex i slept with my dad's best friend
00:36:51his business partner i'm a dead girl walking no but we might as well if you're going to
00:36:58keep your hand on me so so we didn't no because you're still alive trust me you can't handle a
00:37:12night with me angel one night with me is when you wouldn't survive you don't know that
00:37:17let's just say you're lucky you're not my type oh yeah explain that
00:37:24that's morning wood sweetheart don't get your hopes up we're not on a nickname basis
00:37:31you're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint
00:37:36is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you
00:37:41is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you
00:37:46what's wrong not as adventurous as you thought you were i am gonna go for a caca walk
00:37:58i'm gonna go for a walk with my friend thanks for watching me sleep bye
00:38:07what's up
00:38:21what's up
00:38:24what's up
00:38:31So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:38:54Struggling much?
00:39:01I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:39:25I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:39:32Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt. You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:39:37That's not.
00:39:44No underwear?
00:39:45That's a bad manners, Angel.
00:39:56What are you going to do?
00:40:00Punish you.
00:40:05I don't know.
00:40:12Okay.
00:40:12You don't know me?
00:40:21I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:40:26Would you complain about that, princess?
00:40:29I'd say do your worst.
00:40:32I'd say do your worst.
00:40:33I'd say do your worst.
00:40:33I'm sorry.
00:40:49I can't let this happen.
00:40:51What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:40:56You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:40:59But, but what about-
00:41:03There's no buts.
00:41:06Can't let this happen again.
00:41:18Cockblock!
00:41:23You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:41:27You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:41:35That was part of the plan!
00:41:37I can't even go back to my own place now.
00:41:38I'm so embarrassed.
00:41:40Was it big?
00:41:43So big.
00:41:46Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:41:49It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:41:53Wait, what do you mean?
00:41:54He's a sex freak?
00:41:56Like, BDSM?
00:41:57The whole nine yards.
00:41:59Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:42:02My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:42:04Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:42:08Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:42:12Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy!
00:42:14Crap, what if he is coming?
00:42:16Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:42:36Stop messing with that.
00:42:38You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:42:41You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:42:43How else are you going to woo your man?
00:42:46He's not my man.
00:42:51I hope you're not talking about me.
00:42:53No, leave, Brian. She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:42:58You still letting this loser make your decisions for you, Harps?
00:43:06What do you want, Brian?
00:43:07Just five minutes.
00:43:14Fine.
00:43:15But, Harper, are you sure?
00:43:16It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:43:19Where the fuck do you think you're taken?
00:43:37I want to get back together.
00:43:48You cheated on me.
00:43:51I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:43:54But that was months ago, huh?
00:43:57Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:43:58This isn't about payback.
00:44:02I've moved on, and you should, too.
00:44:06What do you mean, moved on, hmm?
00:44:09Are you fucking other guys?
00:44:11You slut!
00:44:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, let me see them.
00:44:17Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:44:19Show me, show me!
00:44:21Let go of me!
00:44:22There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:44:26I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:44:29A drink?
00:44:29I don't have time for this.
00:44:31You still owe me for our cancelled plans, you know.
00:44:34That's not happening. Ever.
00:44:38Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:44:40Me.
00:44:41We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:44:44Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:44:47It's not a threat. It's a fact.
00:44:52You'll regret this, Christopher, but I'm not going to come after you.
00:44:59I'm going to come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:45:08Help me! Help!
00:45:10Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:45:12Stop it, that's enough!
00:45:15Good girl.
00:45:18You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:45:19I don't think she will, actually.
00:45:22That's for calling her a bitch.
00:45:25And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom and you just made me rip it, asshole.
00:45:32Are you okay?
00:45:36Take her, you psychopath. She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:45:39Stop it. You're going to kill him.
00:45:52Good.
00:45:52He's not worth it.
00:45:54Let's go.
00:45:55Let's go.
00:45:58If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:46:02I promise.
00:46:04Let's go.
00:46:04What the fuck?
00:46:24Chris, you almost killed him.
00:46:29Should we call 911?
00:46:31Seriously, Harper?
00:46:33He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:46:35I handled myself just fine.
00:46:37And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:46:39You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:46:57You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:47:08So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:47:11Let's see who you are.
00:47:28Do we have to do this?
00:47:30What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:47:33Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:47:37Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:47:39So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex could use against you.
00:47:56I'm gonna throw up.
00:48:00Breathe.
00:48:03You can do this.
00:48:09I'm right here.
00:48:33Don't focus on the water.
00:48:36Just look at me.
00:48:43It's not hard to do.
00:48:44It's okay.
00:48:58It's okay.
00:48:58It's okay.
00:48:58It's okay.
00:48:59I got you.
00:49:00It's okay.
00:49:01It's okay.
00:49:07You're fine.
00:49:09You're fine, Harper.
00:49:16Just breathe.
00:49:17Just keep breathing.
00:49:21How are you feeling?
00:49:22Fine.
00:49:30Fine.
00:49:31Just insanely distracted.
00:49:34Ready for the next step?
00:49:35I don't know if I'm ready.
00:49:44I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:49:49I thought you didn't make those.
00:49:52What?
00:49:55Oh my god.
00:49:56Oh my god.
00:49:58You're talking about swimming.
00:50:01You're talking about swimming.
00:50:06What goes on in that head of yours?
00:50:10I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:50:22What?
00:50:36Harper!
00:50:37Harper!
00:50:40Harper!
00:50:44What happened?
00:50:45What happened?
00:50:46You blacked out.
00:50:48You okay?
00:50:50You okay?
00:50:52Sorry.
00:50:56You did amazing.
00:50:59You're just going to get better and better.
00:51:01I can't do this.
00:51:05It's okay.
00:51:08We'll try again tomorrow.
00:51:09Just kiss me.
00:51:13Your dad won't like this.
00:51:15Don't think about him.
00:51:16If you want me, then kiss me.
00:51:17If you want me, then kiss me.
00:51:23I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:51:25I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:51:28Just say you don't want me.
00:51:30I don't want you.
00:51:40Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:51:44I want you.
00:51:47And I told you not to mess with me.
00:51:48You're going to get hurt.
00:51:49You're like...
00:51:54They're like, oh.
00:52:07What the hell? What are you doing?
00:52:08We need to talk about this first. Inside. With our minds, not our crosses.
00:52:12Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:52:14I'm not a tease. I just care about you.
00:52:18So you are a grandpa?
00:52:20Just as much as you're a kid.
00:52:24Come on, let's go inside.
00:52:27No, I need a moment to pull off.
00:52:33I'm gonna shout.
00:52:44Harper, what are you doing?
00:52:55So this is where Chris has been lately. Running a daycare.
00:53:00Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:53:06Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:53:09I'm Elena Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:53:14I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:53:18And I wanted to warn you.
00:53:21He might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:53:25Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:53:30Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:53:34Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:53:38You've been tracking him?
00:53:40What kind of psycho are you?
00:53:42The same kind he is.
00:53:45Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:53:50Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:53:59I'm surprised.
00:54:02Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:54:05Just all around...
00:54:08not intense enough for him.
00:54:10Not intense enough?
00:54:14Yeah, well, Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:54:17Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:54:22I mean, look at you.
00:54:23You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:54:29You're out of your league, kid.
00:54:31Don't call me that.
00:54:35You want to know how Chris likes the fuck?
00:54:38He likes to take you from behind.
00:54:41Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:54:43Choke you out.
00:54:45None of that.
00:54:46Kissing.
00:54:47Pillow talk.
00:54:49Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:54:56He'll be bored of you in a week.
00:54:59He actually lives here with me.
00:55:02You're going to scare me.
00:55:03Ah!
00:55:12Help!
00:55:13Help me!
00:55:13I can't swim!
00:55:14Help!
00:55:15Help!
00:55:15Help!
00:55:15I can't swim!
00:55:33Harper!
00:55:34Harper!
00:55:35Harper!
00:55:36Help!
00:55:36No!
00:55:38Smile for T&M's loser.
00:55:40Please don't!
00:55:42Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:55:45That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:55:54Harper!
00:56:06Harper! No! Come on!
00:56:36Harper!
00:56:40Harper!
00:56:42Breathe, breathe, breathe.
00:56:44It's okay, I got you. You're safe.
00:56:46I thought I was gonna die.
00:56:48I thought I was gonna die.
00:56:50You're okay. Just breathe.
00:56:52Just breathe.
00:56:54You're safe now. Just breathe.
00:56:56Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:56:58I mean, I know she can homewreck,
00:57:00but she can't even swim.
00:57:02It's pathetic. Homewreck?
00:57:04Hmm.
00:57:06Harper could never homewreck us, Malala.
00:57:08Hmm.
00:57:10She couldn't if she tried.
00:57:14I need you to come back to me, baby.
00:57:16We were just playing hard to get,
00:57:18so I got a little jealous.
00:57:20She could never homewreck us,
00:57:22because...
00:57:24there's nothing to wreck.
00:57:28Joke me. Harder.
00:57:30I miss how rough you get out of baby.
00:57:32I don't love you,
00:57:34and you almost killed Harper.
00:57:38How was I supposed to know
00:57:40that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:57:42She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.
00:57:44What are you doing?
00:57:46Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad,
00:57:48asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market,
00:57:52and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kaufman Motors.
00:57:56You're going to tell, dear old dad,
00:57:58that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:58:02Do you got that?
00:58:04Are you threatening me?
00:58:06No. I'm telling you.
00:58:08Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:58:10Get out of here.
00:58:12Wait. Please. Don't...
00:58:14I'll do anything. Please.
00:58:16What are you doing?
00:58:18What are you doing?
00:58:20Chris, no!
00:58:22Wait!
00:58:24Chris, no!
00:58:26Wait!
00:58:28Wait!
00:58:30Wait!
00:58:31Wait!
00:58:32Get out of here.
00:58:33Wait!
00:58:34Wait!
00:58:35Get out of here.
00:58:37Wait!
00:58:38Please!
00:58:39Don't...
00:58:40I'll...
00:58:41I'll do anything. Please.
00:58:42What are you doing?
00:58:43No!
00:58:44No!
00:58:45No!
00:58:46No!
00:58:47No!
00:58:48No!
00:58:49No!
00:58:50No!
00:58:51No!
00:58:52No!
00:58:53No!
00:58:54No!
00:58:55No!
00:58:56No!
00:58:57Sorry for the situation I put you in, Margot.
00:59:14She will not bother you again.
00:59:17I swear.
00:59:19Don't worry about it.
00:59:23I guess we both...
00:59:25have histories of...
00:59:27dating crazies, huh?
00:59:29I've never dated her.
00:59:32We weren't a thing.
00:59:35A lot of brain to her.
00:59:43Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:59:45She said that...
00:59:55That I would never be able to handle you.
01:00:01She said that...
01:00:03That I would never be able to handle you.
01:00:12Satisfy you.
01:00:14In bed.
01:00:20That I was...
01:00:21Too much of a kid and that...
01:00:24You'd never be into me.
01:00:26Is that true?
01:00:30Is that true?
01:00:34That's not how I feel, Harper.
01:00:38But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
01:00:41I'm supposed to protect you.
01:00:42When I was in that pool, I...
01:00:45I really thought I was gonna die.
01:00:47And all I could think about...
01:00:48was all the things I regret never doing.
01:00:51What did you regret?
01:00:52Not doing this sooner.
01:00:53No.
01:01:03Who did you regret?
01:01:05Not doing this sooner.
01:01:23What the hell am I doing?
01:01:39Why don't you stop again?
01:01:42You're playing with fire, Harper.
01:01:44Your dad is going to kill me.
01:01:46I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
01:01:51This isn't about Mark.
01:01:53It's about you and me.
01:01:55So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:02:01I'm too dangerous.
01:02:05So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.
01:02:11It's for the best, Harper.
01:02:14There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:02:16Yeah.
01:02:18It's because you're a coward.
01:02:21You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:02:22Just admit it.
01:02:24You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:02:26Just be a man and own it.
01:02:28Not you.
01:02:28Don't!
01:02:29You're a psycho.
01:02:30I'm just trying to protect you.
01:02:40I'm just trying to protect you.
01:02:49Morning.
01:02:51Bagel?
01:02:52I'm not hungry.
01:02:57You need to eat.
01:02:57No.
01:02:58What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:03:17Are we even now?
01:03:18You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.
01:03:23What's wrong, kiddo?
01:03:24What's wrong, kiddo?
01:03:26I hate seeing you like this.
01:03:28You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:03:30Columbia University Gallery Exhibition, featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:03:50I'm going to make this up to you.
01:03:55I promise.
01:03:57Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:04:07Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:04:08Nope.
01:04:12And he's never going to.
01:04:15Huh?
01:04:16I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:04:19Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:04:22Oh, hey!
01:04:23Hey!
01:04:25Let's forget about that douchebag, okay?
01:04:27You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.
01:04:31And I am not letting you fail.
01:04:33Stop moping!
01:04:34Let's go wine and dine some rich people, okay?
01:04:40Okay.
01:04:40Okay.
01:04:53Wow.
01:04:54How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:04:57Like a million hours?
01:04:58Who the fuck cares?
01:05:00We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:05:04Make sure no one's coming.
01:05:22Whoops.
01:05:22I think I hear them coming.
01:05:31Let's go.
01:05:33One last touch.
01:05:42Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight.
01:05:47Harper.
01:05:47Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:05:55Huh?
01:05:56What?
01:05:58No, no, no, no.
01:05:59My final project.
01:06:02How am I going to graduate?
01:06:04Why would someone do this to me?
01:06:10Harper.
01:06:13Harper.
01:06:13I'm kind of confused.
01:06:16Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:06:18Shh.
01:06:22Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:06:24Shh.
01:06:25Don't say that.
01:06:27It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:06:30Yeah.
01:06:30Did you do this?
01:06:39Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:06:44We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:06:46You're not going to get away with this.
01:06:48Guess what?
01:06:49You have no proof.
01:06:51Good luck with that, losers.
01:06:54That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:06:57Harper, there's the student I've been looking for.
01:07:01Professor, I can explain.
01:07:05Harper?
01:07:08Is this your work?
01:07:10It's so ugly, isn't it, Professor?
01:07:13We have to fail Harper.
01:07:15It looks like a complete joke.
01:07:18Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:07:22In fact, a guest just bought this piece.
01:07:26Wait, what?
01:07:27Who would buy this crap?
01:07:29I would.
01:07:42Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:07:46I would.
01:07:48It's you.
01:07:50You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:07:54Christina, don't be rude.
01:07:55Don't you know who this is?
01:07:58Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector.
01:08:01There's no way.
01:08:03That's okay, Professor.
01:08:04Not everyone has taste.
01:08:08How much for this painting?
01:08:10Oh, no.
01:08:10You really don't.
01:08:11Our starting price is $18.
01:08:17Done.
01:08:17You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging, whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:08:39Here's two mil.
01:08:41What?
01:08:41Take the rest and buy art supplies, whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.
01:08:47Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:08:50Oh, my God, oh, my God!
01:08:52Are you fucking kidding me?
01:08:57Are you fucking kidding me?
01:09:00Language, Miss Hawks.
01:09:01Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:09:04Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:09:07My father still runs this university.
01:09:11Money runs this university.
01:09:14And I'm going to report the two of you to the Chancellor, who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.
01:09:22You're going to get us expelled, Professor.
01:09:25You can't.
01:09:26Please.
01:09:27Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:09:30No, wait, Professor.
01:09:31Not so fast.
01:09:32What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:09:35I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:09:49Good luck proving it was us.
01:09:52Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.
01:09:58I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:10:00Those dresses, though.
01:10:02Wait, what?
01:10:03Huh?
01:10:03I...
01:10:04What was it that you two said?
01:10:24Oh, right.
01:10:26Good luck proving it was me.
01:10:27Oh.
01:10:28The Chancellor wants you two in his office now.
01:10:33You're being suspended.
01:10:35Let's go.
01:10:36Why are you grabbing us?
01:10:37They're the ones who did this, so arrest them!
01:10:40Let's go!
01:10:42Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:10:44I'll see you later.
01:10:49Congratulations on the sale, Miss Reese.
01:10:51Chris, that was $18,000.
01:10:52That's $18,000.
01:10:56Seriously?
01:10:56I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:11:05What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:11:08He, um, I mean, I, I was an idiot, and I'm sorry, but I think this might help show you how much I want you.
01:11:23I don't know.
01:11:33A blindfold?
01:11:40I want you, Harper.
01:11:41I want to do things to you.
01:11:47Bad things.
01:11:48But only if you want me to.
01:11:54I do.
01:12:07Why'd we stop?
01:12:09I've been waiting so long for this.
01:12:12I'm just going to have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:12:14Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:12:18And I'll wait for you.
01:12:24Wear that for me tonight.
01:12:32Harper!
01:12:34Harper!
01:12:35Hello, Earth to Harper!
01:12:37You need to look at this!
01:12:39Can it wait, Maria?
01:12:40I'm having very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:12:45No, no.
01:12:46That's what I need to tell you about.
01:12:48Harper, look.
01:12:50You got the phone!
01:12:51I swear!
01:12:53The guns and the money, it's not just for show?
01:12:55Harper, he's dangerous.
01:12:57You need to move out now.
01:12:59You can't keep living with him.
01:13:00I need to talk to him.
01:13:02Okay?
01:13:02Harper!
01:13:12Taxi?
01:13:13For Harper?
01:13:13For Harper?
01:13:13Hey, hey, let go of me!
01:13:19Stop it!
01:13:20Just...
01:13:21Please, please let me go.
01:13:32If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:13:35Harper, Harper, Harper, Harper, Harper.
01:13:40Harper.
01:13:42Hmm.
01:13:42Ryan?
01:13:43Huh?
01:13:43Why are you doing this?
01:13:44We broke up.
01:13:46Oh, no, no, no.
01:13:47We broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:13:49You psycho!
01:13:50He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:13:52He humiliated me!
01:13:57But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:14:01He has some dangerous enemies.
01:14:02Ain't that right, fellas?
01:14:06Once he arrives to save his little princess...
01:14:09Well, we don't need to get into the gory details, do we?
01:14:14No.
01:14:15No.
01:14:15You can just watch.
01:14:18No.
01:14:19No, no, no, no.
01:14:21No, no!
01:14:22No!
01:14:22No!
01:14:22No!
01:14:39A trap?
01:14:41What the hell?
01:14:58Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:15:04I hope you don't mind.
01:15:05I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:15:07Before you sleep with my daughter, you should probably know where she is first.
01:15:18Hey, crap.
01:15:18I can explain.
01:15:19You're gonna explain.
01:15:21But first...
01:15:23You know my daughter better than I do?
01:15:27Is that text a prank?
01:15:31Harper's in trouble.
01:15:32We need to go.
01:15:32Okay.
01:15:35Do we have some fun with you?
01:15:37After we kill Leather Grant?
01:15:41Should we make him watch?
01:15:47Oh!
01:15:48Looks like he's here.
01:15:50Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?
01:15:55Huh?
01:15:57Get ready, boys.
01:15:58I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:16:20That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit!
01:16:22What's the matter, tough guy?
01:16:41What?
01:16:42You can't talk without your little bodyguards?
01:16:44Let me go!
01:16:51I-I-I-I'll leave all-
01:16:53I already told you once.
01:16:54You should have listened to me then.
01:17:00I'm going to kill you, you goddamn bitch.
01:17:02Ah!
01:17:16Are you okay?
01:17:22Did he hurt you?
01:17:23Chris, I put you in danger. You should run far away from me and my package.
01:17:31When it comes to you, Harper, I'm willing to take my chances.
01:17:40Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?
01:17:48Oh my god, Dad, what the hell?
01:17:50It's okay. I'll handle it.
01:17:53I want to hear it from my daughter. Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:17:57I want an answer now before I kill him!
01:18:00No, Dad! Look, I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.
01:18:05But?
01:18:06Deep down, I know that you just want me to be safe.
01:18:16Chris makes me feel safe. Please don't be mad.
01:18:20It's not deep down. It is the most important thing to me, your happiness.
01:18:35If that means being with Chris, then he better not screw this up, or I will make him regret it.
01:18:42Chris, I believe you.
01:18:45You keep her safe.
01:18:50With my goddamn life.
01:18:52With my goddamn life.
01:19:12You keep her safe.
01:19:13You keep her safe.
01:19:14You keep her safe.
01:19:15Do you remember my instructions?
01:19:19Yes.
01:19:32Yes, Daddy.
01:19:35Say it.
01:19:36I want you to beg for it.
01:19:49I want you to fuck me, Daddy.
01:19:52No, no.
01:20:02Okay.
01:20:02Oh.
01:20:03Stop teasing.
01:20:04Oh.
01:20:05I want you to beg for it.
01:20:07I want you to beg for it.
01:20:09I want you to beg for it.
01:20:10And I don't want you to beg for it.
01:20:13What you're looking for?
01:20:16What you're looking for?
01:20:17Don't stop, daddy.
01:20:47Are you sure about that?
01:21:05You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:21:10You can either uncuff me or fuck me.
01:21:17You know I'm dangerous.
01:21:33Rich am I.
01:21:38Do your worst, daddy.
01:21:47From your heart, it's too late.
01:21:51To get by from yesterday.
01:21:56In my heart, it's too late.
01:22:01As I start, I'm not stopping.
01:22:06I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:22:10You're different.
01:22:16Ready for round five?
01:22:19Stop it, I'm sore.
01:22:20Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:22:23What if I don't?
01:22:25What was that?
01:22:26Crap, it's my dad.
01:22:28Honey, you home?
01:22:29Um, dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:22:30Stop it, I'm just gonna come in for you.
01:22:31Ugh.
01:22:33I told you I was busy.
01:22:35This is my home.
01:22:37Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:22:43What was that?
01:22:44Crap, it's my dad.
01:22:47Honey, you home?
01:22:48Um, dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:22:49It's okay, I'm just gonna come in for you.
01:22:51Ugh.
01:22:55I told you I was busy.
01:22:57This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:23:00If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:23:03Okay, I will.
01:23:05Can you get out?
01:23:12I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris. Can I please just open my eyes?
01:23:23No, please keep them covered.
01:23:26I want to give a speech.
01:23:28And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:23:30I get nervous when I open up.
01:23:33You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:23:37Just get on with it.
01:23:39What I do for a living.
01:23:42The not so legal part.
01:23:45It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:23:51And for me to be...
01:23:54Vulnerable?
01:23:56Yeah.
01:23:57But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:24:02You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:24:04And I want to be around you.
01:24:07Forever.
01:24:09So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:24:37I'm moving you in there.
01:24:43As a graduation present.
01:24:46And also I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:24:54Only if you want to.
01:24:57Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:24:59Are you serious?
01:25:00What's wrong?
01:25:01Is it tacky?
01:25:02I liked it.
01:25:03I thought...
01:25:04Deal!
01:25:05But on one condition, boyfriend.
01:25:07Which is?
01:25:08You have to move in there with me.
01:25:09Deal.
01:25:11Deal.
01:25:20Yeah.
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