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00:00:00Oh my god, is that THE Vincent Price?
00:00:16He is like Pi Kappa Alpha legend.
00:00:19What's he doing back on campus? I thought I graduated like last year.
00:00:30Vincent says he has something special planned. I wonder what it is.
00:00:35Oh my god, Tina, you should totally go get him your number.
00:00:38Oh my god, do you think so? Do I look hot today?
00:00:41Oh yeah. What's up?
00:00:46Oh my god, he's coming this way.
00:01:00Oh my god.
00:01:04Oh my god.
00:01:06Oh my god.
00:01:08Oh my god.
00:01:10Oh my god.
00:01:12Hello princess.
00:01:14I am.
00:01:20We're here.
00:01:22I made you a nail appointment.
00:01:24Well, well, well.
00:01:26Something is very fishy today.
00:01:28Tell me to dress up.
00:01:30Now you made me a nail appointment.
00:01:32What's going on, mister?
00:01:34That's a secret I'm never gonna tell.
00:01:36I'll pick you up in an hour, alright?
00:01:38Nail appointment can only mean one thing.
00:01:42He's going to propose.
00:01:54I'm keeping my secret.
00:01:56I love you.
00:01:57I love you.
00:01:59I love you.
00:02:01I love you.
00:02:03I love you.
00:02:04What are you doing here?
00:02:24Have the humans taught you no manners.
00:02:28It's been a long time.
00:02:31My son.
00:02:34I thought he said I'd be here in an hour, but...
00:02:42Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.
00:02:49Zero.
00:02:50That's hilarious.
00:02:54Babe, you have to call me next time, okay?
00:02:58I was worried.
00:03:00Hey!
00:03:04Vincent, what's going on?
00:03:22Is this...
00:03:23Is this some sort of joke?
00:03:28I don't like this game, what's going on?
00:03:33So this is the clingy girlfriend you mentioned?
00:03:36She does look desperate.
00:03:40Clingy girlfriend.
00:03:41That's what you told her.
00:03:46Vincent, we live together.
00:03:48You asked me to move in.
00:03:50Don't act like that's something that I just made up.
00:03:52Just an hour ago, you...
00:03:55You really thought I was going to propose to you?
00:03:58I just love messing with you is all.
00:04:01Well, it's so funny to see you get your hopes up.
00:04:05What?
00:04:06I already packed your shit and sent it to your parents' house.
00:04:10I'm bored of you.
00:04:12I need you to move out of my apartment, but as for us...
00:04:17Well, if you'd like to join us, I'd love to fuck you both at the same time.
00:04:24I hate you.
00:04:44Get out.
00:04:45Now that she's gone, I can't wait to...
00:04:47I said get the fuck out of my house.
00:04:49I'm sorry, Ella, but this is the only way to keep you safe.
00:05:04What the hell do you want?
00:05:07I want you.
00:05:09My son.
00:05:10It's time for you to join me and move the night.
00:05:17Take a sip.
00:05:33My son.
00:05:34You're not my father.
00:05:36I've allowed you to live long enough, a monster human.
00:05:42Time for you to become a fully fledged vampire.
00:05:47And swear your loyalty to me.
00:05:58You know what I think I'll do?
00:06:01Hmm.
00:06:02Your lady friend, Ella Montgomery.
00:06:06Hmm.
00:06:07She looks delicious.
00:06:09Don't you dare.
00:06:10Bring me the girl.
00:06:11If you touch her, I'm gonna kill you.
00:06:13With what power?
00:06:15You're a pathetic human.
00:06:17I will not allow you to make the same mistake and fight it.
00:06:24And take the Teppi's bloodline with a hybrid bastard.
00:06:29Kill her now.
00:06:30No!
00:06:31Okay, okay, okay.
00:06:32I swear I'll never see her again.
00:06:34I swear I'll go break up with her right now.
00:06:38That's better, Junior.
00:06:40Hmm.
00:06:43Return to me before dawn.
00:06:47And never see that woman again.
00:06:51Hmm.
00:06:52Or I'll turn her into a corpse.
00:07:08I love you, Ella.
00:07:09But from now on, I can only live in darkness.
00:07:17You're so useless.
00:07:19You can't even keep a man.
00:07:21The only good thing you ever did is land a wealthy man like Vincent.
00:07:24And now he's Samuel.
00:07:27That's right.
00:07:28Go beg Vincent.
00:07:29Our family needs his business.
00:07:32I don't think you understand.
00:07:33He cheated on me.
00:07:34And you want me to go back and beg him for forgiveness?
00:07:36Shut up!
00:07:37How dare you speak to me like that in my own house?
00:07:40I watched him with another woman right in front of me.
00:07:44I caught him right there.
00:07:46He's...
00:07:47You know what?
00:07:48He is just like you.
00:07:49A spineless cheater.
00:07:51Oof!
00:07:53With a mouth like that?
00:07:55No wonder Vincent doesn't want to stick around.
00:07:57The only reason I sent you to that good school is so you can find a rich husband like Vincent.
00:08:02If he doesn't want you back, I'll just marry you off to Charles Beaufort.
00:08:06What?
00:08:07Charles Beaufort?
00:08:08He is almost 50, but he's a very wealthy man and he did say Ella has a pretty face.
00:08:17I bet you if we marry Ella to Charles, it'd give us a good price.
00:08:21You can't.
00:08:22Take your shit off the stairs.
00:08:24I'm taking you to see Charles first thing in the morning.
00:08:28No, no, I cannot let them marry me off to a disgusting creep like Charles Beaufort.
00:08:35I have to get out of here.
00:08:52Oh my god.
00:08:54My period is late.
00:08:56I can't be...
00:08:58pregnant.
00:08:59Can I?
00:09:00Okay.
00:09:01Oh god.
00:09:02I'm pregnant.
00:09:03What do I do?
00:09:05I'm sorry.
00:09:06I'm so sorry.
00:09:07I didn't know.
00:09:08It was just a mistake.
00:09:09It was a mistake, okay?
00:09:10Please, just stop.
00:09:11Please.
00:09:12Please.
00:09:13Delicious.
00:09:14They always do.
00:09:15Delicious.
00:09:16They always do.
00:09:17I'm so sorry.
00:09:18I'm so sorry.
00:09:19I'm so sorry.
00:09:20I didn't know.
00:09:21It was just a mistake.
00:09:22It was a mistake, okay?
00:09:23Please, just stop.
00:09:24Please.
00:09:25Ah!
00:09:26Ah!
00:09:27Ah!
00:09:28Ah!
00:09:29Ah!
00:09:30Ah!
00:09:31Ah!
00:09:32Ah!
00:09:33Ah!
00:09:34Ah!
00:09:35Ah!
00:09:36Ah!
00:09:37Ah!
00:09:38Ah!
00:09:39Ah!
00:09:40Ah!
00:09:41Ah!
00:09:42Ah!
00:09:43They always taste so good when they're scared.
00:09:53Boss, it's been eight years. Don't you want to at least try some human blood?
00:09:59No.
00:10:00Get that shit outta my face.
00:10:02Would you get anything useful from that traitor before you recklessly drained him?
00:10:05Not really.
00:10:07But from what I gather, he's working for another vampire. I suspect your father.
00:10:11your father. That old fool, he should have killed me when he had the chance. Let's go have some fun
00:10:20tonight. Go book us the biggest room at Club Hypnotic. I want to flush out all of my father's
00:10:25spies. But boss, that's a human club. Vampires are most vulnerable when their thirst is being tested.
00:10:31Someone's bound to slip up. Understood. You got it, boss.
00:10:34Listen up, ladies. We have a very special group of VIPs coming through tonight. And they have
00:10:42booked our most exclusive blue sapphire room. Which means if y'all do your job right, you'll
00:10:49be looking at a big fat paycheck. Fiona, you're on cleanup duty tonight.
00:10:53But ma'am, I can't. My brother's in the hospital.
00:10:56I do not want to hear your excuses. Especially not tonight. In fact, if any of you fuck this
00:11:05up, you're fired. Is that clear?
00:11:12You know what? I'll stay back tonight. Cover for Fiona.
00:11:15You see, ladies, you should all learn from Ella. She always works hard. She covers for her
00:11:23co-workers. And she stays out of trouble. And if any of you little skanks try to hit on
00:11:30my VIP clients, how to land yourself a little sugar daddy, you will be out of my club. Bye.
00:11:36Thank you. Thank you. Love you. Got you.
00:11:52It doesn't matter who's coming. I just have to make enough money to put Jimmy through school.
00:11:58You know, the group of VIPs coming later. I heard they're the biggest crime syndicate
00:12:05in Atlanta. Yeah. Their boss is coming to celebrate tonight. Yeah, I heard their boss
00:12:10moved here like five years ago from Atlanta and then overnight became the biggest crime
00:12:14boss. If I can snag him, I'm never having to deal with this shithole again. I'm so glad
00:12:21I got that boob job. Oh my God, they look so amazing. Hey, cleanup's over in 10 minutes
00:12:25just so you know. Oh, look, it's Little Miss Perfect. Always trying to look good in front
00:12:30of management. Little Miss Perfect? More like Little Miss Slut. Single mom with a bastard kid.
00:12:36She probably doesn't even know who the baby daddy is. What the fuck, you bitch? Gross! Call
00:12:43my son a bastard again? It's not just going to be a dirty rag hitting you in the face next
00:12:47time. Got it? I'm going to teach that fucking bitch a lesson.
00:12:54Mr. Price, it is an honor to have you here. Please allow me to show you and your guests
00:13:22to our most exclusive room, the Blue Sapphire.
00:13:32Oh, girl, what the hell? Do you want to lose your job? There's something wrong with them.
00:13:36Those men in there, their teeth. I think I saw fangs. I think they're vampires.
00:13:45Vampires? Girl, are you on fucking drugs? I do not tolerate crackheads in my club. Get the fuck out of here.
00:13:51You're fired. Hey, where are the drinks? Right away, sir. You two, get in there now. Go. Get in there now. Go, please. Hustle.
00:14:08Hustle.
00:14:09Here we go again on this rock and ride. Back and forth, up and down, round and round, side to side.
00:14:15Serves you right. That's what you get for disrespecting me.
00:14:22Hustle.
00:14:24There we go again on this rock and ride.
00:14:26Here we go again on this rock and ride.
00:14:28Back and forth, up and down, round and round, side to side.
00:14:30Back and forth, up and down, round and round, side to side.
00:14:35Serves you right.
00:14:43That's what you get for disrespecting me.
00:14:59Ella.
00:15:01Vincent.
00:15:05You clumsy girl.
00:15:11Get out of here.
00:15:12Don't make an eyesore of yourself.
00:15:14I'm sorry.
00:15:16I'll get a clean room right away.
00:15:19Hold on a second.
00:15:21Are you hurt?
00:15:23I'm fine.
00:15:25You don't need to concern yourself with me.
00:15:27Ella.
00:15:31Don't touch me.
00:15:33Why are you here dressed like this?
00:15:39What is that supposed to mean?
00:15:41I work here.
00:15:42This is my uniform.
00:15:43Okay?
00:15:45Damn.
00:15:46She's kind of hot too.
00:15:49What's her name?
00:15:50Her name's not important.
00:15:52She's not as fun as I am.
00:15:54I promise.
00:15:55Yeah, but, uh, she's got a great ass.
00:15:58Shut the fuck up.
00:16:03Sorry, boss.
00:16:04She's all yours.
00:16:07Wow.
00:16:09So this is the kind of man you've become.
00:16:11Hanging out with thugs, making your money off of other people's misery, that's great.
00:16:19Yeah?
00:16:19Don't.
00:16:21And what about you, huh?
00:16:22What?
00:16:23Why the hell are you dressed like this?
00:16:24What are you doing working at a place like this?
00:16:27I thought you were going to go to med school.
00:16:29And, what, the doctor path is too long for you?
00:16:31Thought you'd just make a couple bucks off your good looks instead?
00:16:34I'm a hoe, desperate for money.
00:16:42Is that what you want to hear?
00:16:42Are you happy now?
00:16:44No.
00:17:04You have no idea what I have been through.
00:17:14Yeah, I may be desperate for money.
00:17:16But at least I made my money with good, honest work, unlike...
00:17:19Unlike this.
00:17:22If it's money you need, I can give you money.
00:17:24Hell, I'll give you 50 grand a month not to work here.
00:17:29No, no, I don't need your dirty money.
00:17:31Do you have a fucking death wish?
00:17:36Sit the fuck down.
00:17:38Boss.
00:17:38Sit down before I rip that arm off your body.
00:17:42I apologize, miss.
00:17:46Bella, this is all your fault.
00:17:49You splashed champagne all over our VIP guest and soured everyone's mood.
00:17:54Wait till I tell Megan about this.
00:17:55You're going to tell me?
00:17:56I...
00:17:57It was an accident, okay?
00:17:58You know that.
00:18:00We'll see what she says.
00:18:01You're the one who tripped her.
00:18:03Jake, take her out and teach her a lesson.
00:18:06Teach her a lesson?
00:18:08Wait!
00:18:10What is...
00:18:11Wait, don't let go of me!
00:18:13Wait, Ella, no, I'm sorry!
00:18:14Ella, hate me!
00:18:18Wait!
00:18:18Ella, no, help me!
00:18:20Ella!
00:18:21Ella!
00:18:21Ella, no, help me!
00:18:23Help me, Ella, help me!
00:18:24Help me, Ella, help me!
00:18:25Ella, stop me!
00:18:27She's not allowed to bully you like that.
00:18:29No one should, okay?
00:18:33What are you going to do with her?
00:18:36You really have become a criminal.
00:18:38She needs to be taught a lesson!
00:18:39No, no, I don't need your pity or your help.
00:18:42You left me eight years ago and I've been completely fine on my own since then, so just stay out of my life, okay?
00:18:48Don't come back here.
00:18:54This is for the best.
00:18:56I've never seen boss like this before.
00:18:58She's obviously an old flame.
00:19:01Let's go, boys.
00:19:02This party's over.
00:19:03Hi, baby.
00:19:10Mommy, why are you still not home yet?
00:19:13I'm sorry, hon.
00:19:15You know, I did cover for Aunt Fiona today, um, but don't worry, go back to sleep, okay?
00:19:22I love you.
00:19:24My lord, I found Vincent's weakness.
00:19:27Boss, you were right.
00:19:49Can you knock next time?
00:19:51Sorry, boss.
00:19:53So what'd you find?
00:19:54Show me.
00:19:55We got our mole.
00:19:56Right after the event at the club, a message was sent out.
00:20:01Our tech team intercepted it.
00:20:04But there's some bad news.
00:20:05Spit it out.
00:20:07We traced the message back to your father.
00:20:10It means he knows about Ella.
00:20:13Fuck.
00:20:17Jimmy's gonna love this.
00:20:19Jessica, what are you doing?
00:20:43Do you see my face, you fucking bitch?
00:20:45This is your fault.
00:20:47I'm scarred for life.
00:20:50No, I tried to save you.
00:20:52I tried to stop them.
00:20:53I did.
00:20:53Stop trying to look like the good person.
00:20:55That's why I fucking hate you.
00:20:58You think you're so much better than everyone else.
00:21:00No, I don't.
00:21:00I don't.
00:21:02You're just some skank who got knocked up by somebody.
00:21:06Now you're gonna pay for what you did to me.
00:21:09Ella!
00:21:09Ella!
00:21:12No!
00:21:13No!
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