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Mafia Boss Takes High School
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00:00:00What do you do for work?
00:00:02I'm Will O'Connell, head of the O'Connell Crime Family.
00:00:05I am not going out with a gangster.
00:00:10Hey kid, look out!
00:00:17What happened?
00:00:20What the fu-
00:00:22Oh shit, I'm in the body of a teenager.
00:00:26Ew, don't touch me, fat ass.
00:00:29Grab it.
00:00:32It's time to take back what's mine.
00:00:37I want to see my dad flee you alone.
00:00:40Motherfucker!
00:00:44My son will die!
00:00:46What the fu-
00:00:47What are you doing?
00:00:48I didn't say you could lower your guts!
00:00:49You'll just follow an order, sweetheart.
00:00:50We'll be done shortly.
00:00:59I don't know anything about you.
00:01:04So, this is our second date, and I feel like I don't know anything about you.
00:01:09Where did you go to college?
00:01:12I didn't.
00:01:14I dropped out of high school.
00:01:15Oh.
00:01:17Oh.
00:01:18Um, and then what do you do for work?
00:01:23Um, here.
00:01:26Let me get you a coffee.
00:01:27Watch where you're going, greaseball.
00:01:38So, your friend?
00:01:39Yeah, I'm not your friend.
00:01:41Why don't you fuck off to the dog track or wherever slime-like you hangs out?
00:01:44Why don't we all come down?
00:01:50This isn't a strip club.
00:01:53You can't smoke.
00:01:54It was unlit.
00:01:56It was an accident.
00:01:58Who said you could speak, bitch?
00:02:00Excuse me?
00:02:02You are fucking excru-
00:02:04Okay.
00:02:06You need to leave.
00:02:08Now.
00:02:10You want a piece?
00:02:11Bring it.
00:02:11I'll kick your scummy ass.
00:02:14You're going to be sorry.
00:02:26I have powerful friends in this town.
00:02:42Not as powerful.
00:02:44As I am.
00:02:47You see?
00:02:49I'm Will O'Connell.
00:02:50Head of the O'Connell Crime Family.
00:02:53Born with the O'Connell Family.
00:02:56What?
00:02:57What is this?
00:02:59Clear out the trash.
00:03:02No.
00:03:02No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:03:04Please don't kill me, no.
00:03:06No!
00:03:07No!
00:03:08Jane!
00:03:11My apologies.
00:03:12Now, where were we?
00:03:14Hell no.
00:03:16Jane.
00:03:17Jane?
00:03:17No.
00:03:18Jane, wait!
00:03:19I am not going out with the game.
00:03:21Jane, what?
00:03:22Come on!
00:03:23Stop following me.
00:03:24Come on, beautiful.
00:03:25Come on.
00:03:25I'll see you later, Jane.
00:03:27Sorry, boys.
00:03:31That's a kick in the twins.
00:03:33But I lost at a second she found out I'm a high school dropout.
00:03:38No one respects a high school dropout.
00:03:40You know, you should have shown her your bank account.
00:03:44I'm sure she would have respected billionaires.
00:03:48I'm serious.
00:03:50Thing was, I was good in high school.
00:03:52I crushed calculus.
00:03:55Maybe you should think about going back.
00:03:58Could, uh, be like that kid over there.
00:04:05Yeah, maybe not that kick, Regenzo.
00:04:08But, honestly, it would be good.
00:04:11I wish I would have another shot at high school.
00:04:18God, what a great GG.
00:04:22I could just...
00:04:23I could.
00:04:24Have your caliber.
00:04:25Look out!
00:04:26Tranch impact.
00:04:38I wish I had another shot.
00:05:05Oh, shit.
00:05:10Am I in a hospital?
00:05:12But what's wrong with my eyes?
00:05:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:05:16Get him out of here right now.
00:05:18I recognize that voice.
00:05:19That's Sully.
00:05:20One of my low-level guys.
00:05:22Get up.
00:05:23I'm taking you home.
00:05:23The clothes are in the bag.
00:05:26Why would he take me home?
00:05:27He's not my driver.
00:05:28Put on your glasses.
00:05:30Let's go.
00:05:31Glasses?
00:05:32That means now.
00:05:34I'm talking to you.
00:05:36Hey, shit for brains.
00:05:38Move now.
00:05:40What the hell did you just call me?
00:05:42What the fuck?
00:05:43What the fuck?
00:05:43What the fuck?
00:06:01What the fuck?
00:06:04Whoa!
00:06:04Language!
00:06:05Language!
00:06:06Do you have any idea the mess you've been causing?
00:06:10Huh?
00:06:10Oh, shit.
00:06:12Somehow, I'm in the body of a teenager.
00:06:15Sully.
00:06:17It's me.
00:06:19What have I told you about calling me Sully?
00:06:22I am your father and you will show me the respect I deserve.
00:06:27Oh, shit.
00:06:28I'm in the body of Sully's son.
00:06:31Okay.
00:06:33You have to listen to me.
00:06:35Listen.
00:06:36I'm not...
00:06:36Ah!
00:06:38Sully!
00:06:39Is this really how Sully treats his own child?
00:06:41Poor kid.
00:06:42What the hell were you thinking walking in the middle of the traffic, huh?
00:06:47Do you know how much trouble I'm in because of you?
00:06:50You're about to find out.
00:06:52That's a very bad decision.
00:06:54You want to pout like a little girl?
00:06:56You're about to cry like one too.
00:06:58You never learn how to act like a Sullivan.
00:07:01I couldn't imagine a bigger demotion.
00:07:04Why are you...
00:07:04Hey, hey, hey!
00:07:04What the hell is going on in here?
00:07:06Thank God.
00:07:07I'm just in time to watch me teach my son to fucking look.
00:07:11Hey!
00:07:11What the fuck's the matter with you?
00:07:13He's a kid!
00:07:15Vinny, look at me.
00:07:16Look.
00:07:17I know this is fucking crazy.
00:07:19Okay.
00:07:21It's me.
00:07:22It's Will.
00:07:24Look, I don't know how this fucking happened.
00:07:25You think you're funny?
00:07:26It's me.
00:07:26It's Will.
00:07:27Yeah, you think you're funny?
00:07:28You little piece of shit.
00:07:29You too, Will?
00:07:29Yeah.
00:07:30Because I saw Will die.
00:07:32My soul will die!
00:07:38My soul will die!
00:07:40My body's dead, so I'm stuck at this one?
00:07:43Vinny.
00:07:44Vinny.
00:07:45Stop.
00:07:48I'm about two seconds away from fucking ending you.
00:07:52Vinny.
00:07:54Vinny, you gotta listen to me.
00:07:56It's me.
00:07:57It's Will.
00:07:58Say it one more time.
00:07:59Vinny.
00:07:59One more fucking time.
00:08:00I can't breathe.
00:08:02Will was a green man.
00:08:03Then a green man died.
00:08:04Running into traffic to save your fucking ass.
00:08:07Disrespectful fuck!
00:08:09Buried in his phone.
00:08:11What do you gotta say for yourself?
00:08:13Huh?
00:08:14That's a kick in the twins.
00:08:18That's a kick in the twins.
00:08:26What did you say?
00:08:30That's a kick in the twins.
00:08:33Ain't it, Vincenzo?
00:08:35Only Will called me Vincenzo.
00:08:36Here.
00:08:37Take your bag and you were going now.
00:08:39And he talked to Will.
00:08:40No, you don't.
00:08:41Vinny!
00:08:52Dick.
00:08:52About to go to school.
00:09:11I'm the powerful leader of a crime family.
00:09:16I can get through high school, even trapped in this kid's body.
00:09:19Ew!
00:09:22Don't touch me, fat ass.
00:09:24I'm sorry.
00:09:25I'm just trying to walk you.
00:09:26Are you trying to feel me up?
00:09:27No, I'm just trying to walk you.
00:09:29Oh my God.
00:09:30Is that how you get off?
00:09:32No, I...
00:09:33John Farrow, school...
00:09:35Look, sorry.
00:09:35Are you staring at my tits?
00:09:38No.
00:09:39Ew!
00:09:40He's staring at my tits!
00:09:42Oh, is there a problem here?
00:09:45I'm sorry, I'm just...
00:09:46This fat fucking freak bothering you, babe?
00:09:49Yeah.
00:09:50He basically molested me, and now he won't stop staring at my tits.
00:09:54Is that how?
00:09:56You've been sleeping my girl?
00:09:57Oh, Jesus.
00:09:58Oh, he's so gross!
00:10:00I mean, uh...
00:10:01Oh, I get it.
00:10:02She's got some great things.
00:10:03See?
00:10:04Uh, but, but...
00:10:06Well, not as big as yours.
00:10:09You know what?
00:10:10Uh, let's see how you like it when everyone stares...
00:10:14At your man tits.
00:10:15Oh?
00:10:17You know what?
00:10:19Let's take off his shirt.
00:10:23Let's take off his shirt.
00:10:25Why don't you fucking touch me?
00:10:26Let's take off his shirt.
00:10:29Grab it.
00:10:31Oh, yeah, I got me.
00:10:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:34Yeah, yeah, keep the pin right there, right?
00:10:37Yeah.
00:10:39Wait, it's you, baby.
00:10:41I gotta be pretty tight.
00:10:44Oh, yeah.
00:10:46Look at those things.
00:10:51If I ever catch you pervy on my door again,
00:10:54I will fucking kill you.
00:10:56Fuck...
00:10:57Ah!
00:11:18Hey!
00:11:20Fuck you, bitch.
00:11:20Well what you just say to me
00:11:26I said
00:11:29Fuck you
00:11:31Bitch
00:11:32You're back
00:11:50Come on
00:11:59Come on
00:12:00Oh my god
00:12:04Dang
00:12:09Come on
00:12:12Come on
00:12:13Come on
00:12:14Come on
00:12:15Come on
00:12:16Come on
00:12:20Come on
00:12:21Come on
00:12:22You got
00:12:27Dean stop
00:12:28Dude you're gonna kill
00:12:29Oh shit
00:12:31Oh I just keep this shit out of that fucking freak
00:12:37I see
00:12:38That is what happens
00:12:40When you touch my gut
00:12:50Hey
00:12:57Is that all you got
00:12:58Bitch
00:13:02You still have more to kill us
00:13:04Caden stop
00:13:05You're gonna die
00:13:06I don't fucking care
00:13:07Come here
00:13:08Go see
00:13:09Come on
00:13:11Come on
00:13:12I don't
00:13:15Don't
00:13:17Stop
00:13:20Look at me
00:13:33Look at me
00:13:34Kill it
00:13:35Kill it
00:13:36Kill it
00:13:37Kill it
00:13:38Kill it
00:13:39Kill the
00:13:42What the hell is going on, Dane? Huh?
00:13:48Kaden? Kaden?
00:13:53Jesus Christ.
00:13:58I'd like to go just one fucking day without my dumb ass son getting himself in the hospital, huh?
00:14:06I'm not your son, Saul.
00:14:08I wish, believe me, wouldn't have to pay all your fucking medical bills.
00:14:14What the hell were you thinking getting into a fucking fight?
00:14:18You're a weak fat ass.
00:14:21I am sick and tired of people thinking that they can talk to me the way you fucking do.
00:14:27Don't lay one more finger on him.
00:14:30Vinnie? Uh, Mr. Genie here. What are you doing here?
00:14:35Out. I need to talk to him.
00:14:37I'll do, Spectre. This is my son. He's no more of your concern.
00:14:43What?
00:14:46Walk away, son. Walk away right now.
00:14:54Don't come home. I don't want you.
00:14:58See you later.
00:15:05That thing you said earlier.
00:15:06After kicking the twins.
00:15:08There's only one guy that would say such a dumb phrase.
00:15:18If you really will, prove it.
00:15:23The first time that we met was in a holding cell.
00:15:27I asked you why you were in there.
00:15:29And you looked me dead in the eye and you said,
00:15:32Elder Abuse.
00:15:34I banged your mouth.
00:15:36Your middle name is Marion.
00:15:38Got a thing where you say your favorite drink is Johnny Red,
00:15:42but the reality is it's a mango flavored white claw.
00:15:47You're a fucking pussy.
00:15:49You gotta stash some getaway money underneath your aunt's above ground pool,
00:15:55which is just fucking stupid.
00:15:57And you lost your virginity with Stevie Rizzo's sister in a handicapped bathroom
00:16:02at the Jersey City Multiplex.
00:16:04Should I keep going, you fucking hoe?
00:16:12Jesus Christ!
00:16:14It's you, boss!
00:16:16It's me. Oh, oh, oh.
00:16:18Good to see you.
00:16:19It's good to see you still.
00:16:21You got a broken rib.
00:16:22Yeah, no, no, no. I heard. I heard.
00:16:24You know who the other kid was?
00:16:25Dane Flanagan.
00:16:26Hatch Flanagan's son.
00:16:28Hatch Flanagan.
00:16:30As in our enforcer, the guy that I almost didn't hire because he was too brutal.
00:16:33That Hatch Flanagan.
00:16:34Yeah, yeah, that's the one.
00:16:35If the kid's anything like his father, he's a fucking sociopath.
00:16:37Listen, you need anything, you call me.
00:16:42Thank you, man.
00:16:43It's good to have you back, boss.
00:16:45It's good to be back.
00:16:46It's good to be back.
00:16:47You.
00:16:48Listen here.
00:16:49You little bitch.
00:16:50You got lucky in that fight.
00:16:54But after all suspensions are over, I am going to beat you.
00:17:01I am going to humiliate you.
00:17:02And then, you know, maybe I'm gonna fucking kill you.
00:17:07You have no idea who you're messing with.
00:17:10I am going to beat you.
00:17:12I am going to humiliate you.
00:17:15And then, you know, maybe I'm gonna fucking kill you.
00:17:19You have no idea who you're messing with.
00:17:23Oh, really?
00:17:26Because I'm bigger than you.
00:17:29I am stronger than you.
00:17:33I'm richer than you.
00:17:34My dad is a fucking mobbing force.
00:17:36You're nothing.
00:17:40Vinny, it's time to take back what's mine.
00:17:52Your parents coming to pick you up?
00:17:53Not exactly.
00:18:06How you doing?
00:18:09How you been?
00:18:12We're good to go, boss.
00:18:14We're good to go, boss.
00:18:22Welcome back home, boss.
00:18:38I think it's time to get ready for high school, man.
00:18:44We're good to go, boss.
00:19:14What are we thinking?
00:19:16Well, I just need to see.
00:19:18So, uh...
00:19:20Just give me whatever the kids would get.
00:19:22So glad you're back at school.
00:19:24Yeah.
00:19:26I mean, they threatened to expel me for being a bad piece of shit, but...
00:19:28Yeah, I know it will never happen.
00:19:30I mean, they know that my dad is a mobster and that he'd kill them if they did.
00:19:34I mean, they're not gonna risk their lives as some goth freak.
00:19:36I mean, they know that my dad is a mobster and that he'd kill them if they did.
00:19:40I mean, they're not gonna risk their lives as some goth freak.
00:19:42Where is that weak bitch anyway?
00:19:44I haven't seen him in a while.
00:19:46I probably transferred out, you know, after I scared the shit out of them.
00:19:50Good.
00:19:51Ugly little toe gave me the crates.
00:19:52All right, don't worry, babe.
00:19:53I'll never see that little pussy ever again.
00:19:56I'm gonna be a mobster and that he'd kill them if they did.
00:19:58I mean, they're not gonna risk their lives as some goth freak.
00:20:03Where is that weak bitch anyway?
00:20:05I haven't seen him in a while.
00:20:06I probably transferred out, you know, after I scared the shit out of him.
00:20:11Good.
00:20:12Ugly little toe gave me the crates.
00:20:14All right, don't worry, babe.
00:20:15I'll never see that little pussy ever again.
00:20:26Whoa.
00:20:34Who's that?
00:20:40Oh my God.
00:20:41I'm in love.
00:20:48Who the hell are you?
00:20:50Don't recognize me.
00:20:52Bitch.
00:20:53things have changed.
00:21:01Clearly.
00:21:03You know, if any of you even look at me the wrong way or get in my way, I'll take everything you have.
00:21:09Cool.
00:21:11I have to go.
00:21:13I have class.
00:21:14Yeah, whatever.
00:21:17You're a dead man walking.
00:21:20walking. Kaden, you look different. Paige, what the fuck? Yeah, I, um, I got a haircut. That must be it.
00:21:33Come on, bitches. You should come hang out with us tonight. We're going to Club Razor.
00:21:38Dane's got an in, so you don't even need a King ID.
00:21:44You need to think for one second that I'm gonna let this piece of shit sneak in. Oh, don't worry,
00:21:49Dane, that's kind of you, but I don't need it already having him. Please. Even if you somehow
00:21:55snuck in, uh, you'll never get a table. Don't you want to stand with all the commoners on the dance
00:22:00floor? I'm a VIP there. I will get us a VIP table. Oh, VIP. That's great. So then you must know about
00:22:09the, uh, the dark room. What the fuck? I've never heard of any dark room.
00:22:13Yeah, of course. I'm going there all the time.
00:22:19No way. I heard about the dark room on TikTok. It's where Sabrina Carpenter hangs out when she's
00:22:29in town. It's true. Wow, Dane. So you can get us all in there. I can get us in there. You're not
00:22:36invited there. Let's make it back. If you can get us all in there, which I totally believe you,
00:22:43I'll drop out of school. But if you can't, and I can, then you have to crawl across the whole quad
00:22:59and your underwear. And kiss my feet. Just for fun.
00:23:08Screw you.
00:23:16You. Thanks.
00:23:23How do you even think you're going to get in, huh? Give the bouncer a handjob?
00:23:26That's funny. No, I'll just remind them who owns the place.
00:23:35And ladies, there's something nice.
00:23:43What the fuck was that, you studs?
00:23:46And no fucking way am I going to lose this bet.
00:23:56Holy shit, Dane. I can't believe you've got us into this place.
00:24:09Dude, we are probably the only high schoolers that have ever set foot in here.
00:24:12Dude, be cool.
00:24:14And why do you two look like your cat just died? You're literally in the coolest club in the city.
00:24:21I'm just PMSing because Caden didn't even show up.
00:24:23We should have waited for him longer.
00:24:25Oh my god. Why do you care about that freak?
00:24:28So, he went on his mpick or something, but he's still gross.
00:24:33Hey, man. Let's just get a drink.
00:24:35Nah, nah. I got us a table.
00:24:38And I'll tell them who I am and they'll grade us to the darkroom.
00:24:40Excuse me, sir.
00:24:43Get the fuck off me.
00:24:47You see my last name?
00:24:50Flanagan.
00:24:51Mm-hmm.
00:24:52You have any idea who my father is?
00:24:54Hatch Flanagan.
00:24:55As in the very dangerous and high-ranking member of the criminal organization that owns this club.
00:25:03I'm aware, sir.
00:25:05Your party has been upgraded to the darkroom.
00:25:07Oh, shit.
00:25:11Damn!
00:25:12Follow me, please, sir.
00:25:13Didn't even need to tell him.
00:25:18Sorry, girls.
00:25:19Looks like your little crush is going to transfer schools.
00:25:28What the fuck?
00:25:30Welcome.
00:25:32To the darkroom.
00:25:33Please.
00:25:38Have a drink.
00:25:38Make yourself comfortable.
00:25:39I'm glad you're here.
00:25:42Except for you, Dane.
00:25:44Would hate for you to have a hangover before you have to cross the quad tonight.
00:25:47Please, please, have a seat.
00:26:02Cut the shit, asshole.
00:26:05It was my dad's name got us in here.
00:26:08Now, how about you stop drinking our alcohol and you get the fuck out of here?
00:26:12It was your dad who got you in here?
00:26:21I mean, it sure as hell wasn't yours.
00:26:23Now, see, you guys might not know this, but Caden's dad is also in the O'Connell gang.
00:26:28He mops the floors.
00:26:29Oh, my God.
00:26:31No wonder you smell like trash all the time.
00:26:34They have no idea that I'm really the boss of the O'Connell gang.
00:26:38No, I have a little idea.
00:26:40What, you want to stay here, hang out with us?
00:26:43Then how about you mop the fucking floor like your daddy?
00:26:50Bring me a mop and bucket.
00:26:52Yeah, that's not going to happen.
00:26:53Do you have any idea who my father is?
00:26:56That's enough.
00:26:57If you could please go get the mop and bucket, that would be great.
00:27:13If you'd be so kind to please get a mop and bucket, that would actually be great.
00:27:19Dude, why is she listening to him?
00:27:23Yeah, if you're the one who got us in here, she should be listening to you.
00:27:26You dumbasses.
00:27:28He's probably paying her or something.
00:27:30Now get him out of my seat.
00:27:32I wouldn't do that if I were you.
00:27:37Unless both of you want all the bouncers in here to break you in half.
00:27:40Just the truth.
00:27:41You don't scare us.
00:27:47Yeah.
00:27:48We know who you are.
00:27:50A fat nerd freak.
00:27:54Who's too poor to belong in a place like this.
00:27:57Yeah.
00:27:58We've beat your ass once.
00:28:00We'll do it again.
00:28:00Or, even better, I call my dad.
00:28:05He comes down here and well then, then transferring schools, that's the least of your issues.
00:28:09Oh my God.
00:28:11His dad will kill you.
00:28:13Like, literally.
00:28:15Dude, you're gonna die.
00:28:18For reals.
00:28:19Yeah.
00:28:21You know what?
00:28:21I think I will call him.
00:28:23Tell him you're disrespecting him, me, and this club.
00:28:28You're mopping buckets, sir.
00:28:35You know what?
00:28:36They ain't...
00:28:37We call you dad.
00:28:39Or...
00:28:41We'd raise the stakes.
00:28:42What?
00:28:46What do you think?
00:28:46We'd raise the stakes.
00:28:57I'm not.
00:28:58No.
00:29:00I am sick of your shit.
00:29:03I'd rather see my dad flay you alive.
00:29:08I'm calling him.
00:29:10You can call him.
00:29:11If you're a daddy's bitch.
00:29:12Or you can just talk to your daddy's boss.
00:29:17He's right through that door.
00:29:18It's just through there.
00:29:24What are you talking about?
00:29:26You see...
00:29:27There's a VIP.
00:29:30And there's ultra VIP, which...
00:29:33Welcome.
00:29:35But then there's a third VIP.
00:29:39Which is so secret that it probably shouldn't even exist.
00:29:43Because it's only for gang members and their special guests.
00:29:47I've never heard about room.
00:29:48I've never seen it on TikTok.
00:29:50Well, sweetie, that's probably because if it was ever posted on TikTok,
00:29:53whoever did that would be at the bottom of the Hudson River
00:29:56with two bullets in the back of their heads.
00:30:01So.
00:30:02Dane.
00:30:06What do you say?
00:30:07He raised the stakes a bit.
00:30:21If you can take your preppy little ass through that door and not be stopped,
00:30:26I'll get on the ground right now.
00:30:28I will mop up for you while you guys party.
00:30:30And at the end of the night, you can come and watch me be beat to death.
00:30:35But.
00:30:38If you can't, and I can.
00:30:42You drink this.
00:30:43And just for fun, you crawl across the quad in her underwear.
00:30:54You crawl across the quad in her underwear.
00:30:57I should kick your ass right now for-
00:30:59Dane, calm down.
00:31:03Paige!
00:31:04Maybe you should just leave now.
00:31:06I don't want you to get hurt.
00:31:09You're gonna regret that.
00:31:12Yeah.
00:31:13Why don't you come over and make me?
00:31:16Because I don't need to.
00:31:20So.
00:31:21Dane.
00:31:22Do we have a deal?
00:31:32And all I have to do is walk through that door.
00:31:35That's right.
00:31:37You go through that door.
00:31:39I'll get on my hands and knees.
00:31:40I'll go wash your shoes for you.
00:31:42And you get to watch me get beat to death.
00:31:44Oh, you, my friend, are a fucking idiot.
00:31:50Yeah.
00:31:51Deal.
00:31:52Bad move, idiot.
00:31:57Should you get the mop?
00:31:58I'm so glad I'll never have to see his face again.
00:32:02He's a fucking idiot.
00:32:13He's a fucking idiot.
00:32:18What do you think?
00:32:20Get the fuck off me.
00:32:21This is a restricted room.
00:32:23Yeah, and I'm allowed in.
00:32:24You know who my daddy is?
00:32:30Daddy's not here.
00:32:31What are you putting?
00:32:43What are you putting?
00:32:43Right now.
00:32:45I'm your fucking daddy.
00:32:47Get him on his knees.
00:32:53Open.
00:32:54No.
00:32:54No.
00:32:55No.
00:32:55No.
00:32:55No.
00:32:56No.
00:32:56No.
00:32:56No.
00:32:56No.
00:32:56No.
00:32:57No.
00:32:57No.
00:32:58No.
00:32:58No.
00:32:58No.
00:32:58No.
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00:33:00No.
00:33:00No.
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00:33:04No.
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00:33:05No.
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00:33:06No.
00:33:07No.
00:33:07No.
00:33:08No.
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00:33:09No.
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00:33:10No.
00:33:10No.
00:33:11No.
00:33:12No.
00:33:12No.
00:33:13No.
00:33:13Paige, Emma, would you like to go to a real VIP room?
00:33:27Also, take everyone else to the quad at Lockwood High School.
00:33:30I'll be with them all shortly.
00:33:32Understood.
00:33:34It's time to pay up, bitch.
00:33:35Hope you don't mind.
00:33:43We may have figured out this is happening.
00:33:45Don't do this.
00:33:48I'm not doing this.
00:33:49Yes, you are.
00:33:55Now, come on, Danny boy.
00:33:58Get on your knees.
00:33:59Let's go.
00:33:59Don't do it.
00:34:00Don't do it.
00:34:01It's time.
00:34:02Oh, my God.
00:34:05Eat it.
00:34:07Eat it.
00:34:08Eat it.
00:34:09Let's do it.
00:34:10Come on.
00:34:11Let's do it.
00:34:12Bruce, come on.
00:34:15Oh, my gosh.
00:34:17Oh.
00:34:17Oh, my gosh.
00:34:26Oh, my gosh.
00:34:27Eat it.
00:34:31Eat it.
00:34:32Eat it.
00:34:33Whoa.
00:34:34Get up!
00:34:56Oh, please!
00:34:58Oh, man!
00:35:02No, kiss my feet, kiss my feet, go on, a deal's a deal.
00:35:32It sucks, we only got to go into the club for a few minutes.
00:35:51And you wanna go back?
00:35:52But we have school tomorrow.
00:35:54And the club is still open.
00:36:02We did it.
00:36:15Daddy.
00:36:29Dad.
00:36:31I need a favor.
00:36:33I want you to have someone killed.
00:36:38Now, that is only going to be true as long as X is zero.
00:36:42Now, what happens if we increase that amount?
00:36:44Well, it's going to do something a little bit different to the equation here.
00:36:48Now, if we take a look at X plug-in one, that's going to change it.
00:36:53Oof.
00:36:54Calculus.
00:36:55I mean, I have a gift when it comes to calculus, but still.
00:36:59Well, it's not the lesson calculus I'll hang over, am I right?
00:37:03If we...
00:37:04Mr. Sullivan, please, sit down.
00:37:16As an asshole, as a teacher.
00:37:20So nice of you to join us.
00:37:22After retiring from your career as a human punching bag.
00:37:26Hey, why don't you head up here?
00:37:30Solve the problem on the board.
00:37:33That's not fair, Mr. Thompson.
00:37:35He's been suspended.
00:37:36He hasn't learned any of this.
00:37:37Yeah, plus the entire class got that question wrong when we tried.
00:37:40We only know the answer because you gave it to us.
00:37:43Well, then this should be enlightening, then.
00:37:46Pfft.
00:37:47I could do that in my sleep.
00:37:49Chopped up, Mr. Sullivan.
00:37:51Unless you left your brain at home today.
00:37:54No, I can do it.
00:37:57Caden, that's an advanced calculus problem.
00:37:59You haven't learned it.
00:38:01You probably never will.
00:38:03Go back to your seat.
00:38:05How about I just take a try?
00:38:07I'm not going to waste everyone's time just so you can make a fool out of yourself.
00:38:11What is he doing?
00:38:13Just sit down, Caden.
00:38:14It's okay.
00:38:15Yeah, just sit down.
00:38:17Go read your MAGA hentai or whatever.
00:38:24Now, as I was saying, this problem is incredibly complicated, but you will be able to do it in time.
00:38:31Those of you that are passing, at least.
00:38:35What are you still doing here?
00:38:37Let me try to solve this problem.
00:38:38If I can get it right, then you have to apologize for being wrong about me.
00:38:42In front of everybody.
00:38:45If you can solve that problem, then I'll eat my shoe.
00:38:54Okay, well, Mr. Sullivan's decided to give us a show.
00:39:07Okay, well, Mr. Sullivan's decided to give us a show.
00:39:11He'll need the first derivative of the numerator and then the denominator.
00:39:30Wait, he's applying L'Hopital's rule.
00:39:32How does he know that?
00:39:33So the X with 0 still gets you 0 over 0.
00:39:36I know, so I need to do a second differentiation.
00:39:45That's enough!
00:39:49What the fuck?
00:39:50That's enough!
00:39:54What the fuck?
00:39:55Language, Mr. Sullivan!
00:39:59The mistakes you were making were too painful.
00:40:01I don't want to embarrass you in front of everyone.
00:40:03But he didn't make mistakes!
00:40:05Let him finish, Mr. Thompson!
00:40:07It's okay.
00:40:08It's fine.
00:40:09That's the spirit, Mr. Sullivan.
00:40:11You don't feel bad.
00:40:12Some people just aren't made for advanced mathematics.
00:40:16Oh, I'm sorry.
00:40:17No.
00:40:17Well, I meant it was okay because I solved the rest of the problem already in my head.
00:40:23Worked!
00:40:24You see, you have to apply L'Hopital three times.
00:40:28Otherwise, the results are going to be indeterminate.
00:40:35Which is what makes it tricky, isn't it?
00:40:38Because if the cosine of 0 is 1, and x equals 0, then that means that the answer and the limit would be negative 20.
00:40:50How did you?
00:40:52You know I'm right.
00:40:54It's negative 20.
00:40:58That is incorrect.
00:41:03Excuse me, Mr. Thompson.
00:41:04The answer is negative 20.
00:41:06You said so yourself last week.
00:41:08Well, you cheated.
00:41:20A person like you could never solve a problem like that without cheating.
00:41:24I just want to make sure that you all are hearing this, clown.
00:41:27I solved this problem with no help from anyone completely on my own standing here by myself.
00:41:32Do not talk back to me, Mr. Sullivan, in my classroom.
00:41:36Go see Principal Daniels.
00:41:38No.
00:41:42I'm sorry I can't do that.
00:41:44Not until you apologize to me in front of the entire class, as you promised.
00:41:48Listen to me, you little shit.
00:41:51There are two kinds of students in this world.
00:41:53The ones with bright futures and the ones that are brainless, hopeless, penniless.
00:42:00Worthless.
00:42:04Worthless.
00:42:05You know that's interesting, because the way I see it, there are two types of teachers
00:42:10in this world.
00:42:11Those who aren't psychopathic assholes.
00:42:14That's fine.
00:42:15Principal's office now!
00:42:20Okay.
00:42:21I'll go.
00:42:23Just don't piss your pants.
00:42:26Again.
00:42:28What are you?
00:42:33Mr. Sullivan, I'm talking to you!
00:42:40Mr. Sullivan, what are you doing back here?
00:42:51You don't belong here.
00:42:53See, that's where you're wrong.
00:42:55Because you're the one that doesn't belong.
00:42:58What are you talking about?
00:43:00Class, I hate to be the one to inform you.
00:43:02But if you would, please say goodbye to Mr. Thompson.
00:43:05Because today will be his last day of employment with him.
00:43:08I don't think so, laggard.
00:43:09You're nothing but a stupid teenage son of a low-level gangster.
00:43:13Correction.
00:43:14I'm the stupid teenage son of a high-level gangster.
00:43:17To fire me?
00:43:18You'll have to deal with the board, the union, and a whole bunch of lawyers.
00:43:24None of which you know how to do.
00:43:26Now get out of my class!
00:43:28You know what?
00:43:30I'm sorry, everyone.
00:43:33You're right.
00:43:35I don't know how to deal with any of those people.
00:43:38So...
00:43:40But you know what gangsters do know how to do?
00:43:43Full security fledge.
00:43:45Like, I don't know how to coffee shop.
00:43:50Who said you could speak, bitch?
00:43:52Excuse me?
00:43:54You are fucking extreme!
00:44:00How did you even know about me?
00:44:02Did you hear that?
00:44:05Oh.
00:44:06That's just the sound of your employment ending.
00:44:08Mr. Thompson.
00:44:09Please get your things and come with me now.
00:44:10What?
00:44:11Jerry, now.
00:44:12Fuck you!
00:44:13I'll get you, you gangster piece of trash!
00:44:15I know powerful people!
00:44:16It's true.
00:44:17But not as powerful as me.
00:44:18Not as powerful as me.
00:44:23Not as powerful as me.
00:44:24Not as powerful as me.
00:44:29Oh, I'll get you you gangster piece of trash. I know powerful people
00:44:35Trader
00:44:37But not as powerful as me
00:44:44Not as powerful as I am
00:44:47Well, I think it's safe to say class dismissed
00:45:17Oh
00:45:26Game Sullivan, it's me
00:45:31Mr. Johnson I work for the school district apparently there was an incident in the quad last night night
00:45:39Need to get your version story. I recognize him. He's not with the school district. He's a hitman for hire
00:45:47Where are we going?
00:45:49Come with me
00:45:51Where
00:45:54About the locker room somewhere private. I don't want to embarrass you
00:46:00What are we doing in the locker room?
00:46:17Ah, this is where you kill yourself flash your wrists
00:46:22I don't think so
00:46:26Turn around kid
00:46:28All right, you tell me who hired you
00:46:36I'll let you walk and I'll let you live
00:46:40You really think you have any right to make demands
00:46:42Do you have any idea who I am?
00:46:47I do
00:46:49You're Pierre Lebeau
00:46:51Mid-level hitman for hire
00:46:53Do you have any idea who I am?
00:46:58Nope, I really don't care
00:46:59Well, you should
00:47:00Mr. Lebeau, please meet my associate Vincent Brigini acting head of the O'Connell crime family
00:47:08Last chance who hired you
00:47:10You're dead
00:47:13You're dead
00:47:16What the fuck?
00:47:17Or at least someone from the O'Connell crime family
00:47:20They called me and asked me to make it look like an accident
00:47:23I don't know
00:47:24I don't know
00:47:25All right
00:47:26Hey, listen to me
00:47:28If you ever
00:47:30Try to kill a kid again
00:47:32I would personally
00:47:34Cut off your balls
00:47:35And stuff them in your mouth
00:47:36You get me?
00:47:37All right
00:47:38All right
00:47:39Get the fuck out
00:47:43It's okay, it's okay
00:47:45Now why would he have the balls to order a hit without going through first?
00:47:49Well, that's just a thing
00:47:51A lot of guys are trying to grab the throne because you're gone
00:47:58Well, then it's time I come back and
00:48:01Put these bozos in line
00:48:04To do that I'm gonna need the O'Connell family token
00:48:07Well, I got bad news for you
00:48:09You were buried with it
00:48:11But I always kept a second spare
00:48:16I keep it hidden in the safe in the club
00:48:20So I'm gonna go and I'm gonna get it
00:48:22No, no, no, no, no
00:48:23I'll do it
00:48:24Don't worry about it
00:48:24A lot of the guys still don't know who you are
00:48:26It's gonna be okay
00:48:27All right
00:48:28Look, I might be a kid
00:48:29But I'm still the same guy
00:48:31All right
00:48:32It's gonna be fine
00:48:34I'm here
00:48:35You want a beer?
00:48:37Yeah, of course I do
00:48:38And get back to class
00:48:39I'll go right now
00:48:48The club is closed
00:48:49It'll be fine
00:48:50You want a beer?
00:49:10Fuckers
00:49:11Jackpot.
00:49:41Do you have any idea what happens when you steal from the O'Connells?
00:49:44Hatch Flanagan, Dane's brood of fodder.
00:49:56This isn't what it looks like.
00:50:05Well, looks like some homeless kid is trying to break into a personal safe
00:50:10of a very rich dead man.
00:50:13I am that rich dead man.
00:50:15My soul somehow transferred into this body.
00:50:18I'm not breaking into anything.
00:50:20I know the code.
00:50:26It's got my stuff in it.
00:50:28Oh, really?
00:50:30Will O'Connell.
00:50:32One of the most dangerous, powerful men in the world.
00:50:36Also known for storing hobo kid's shit in his safe.
00:50:39Huh?
00:50:40What does he got?
00:50:41Your comic books?
00:50:43Hmm?
00:50:44Or your favorite jerk-off sock?
00:50:50No.
00:50:52Just your mom's giant dildo.
00:50:54Just your mom's giant dildo.
00:51:03That's a funny guy.
00:51:05Oh, I like funny guys.
00:51:08They usually bleed more.
00:51:12You got jokes, huh?
00:51:13You a comedian?
00:51:14Call Vinny Birgini.
00:51:17He'll tell you exactly who I am.
00:51:19Whoever the hell you are.
00:51:20You are way, way over your head.
00:51:23You're messing with the O'Connell crime family now.
00:51:25And I'm Will O'Connell.
00:51:27You stupid jackass.
00:51:29Look, call Vinny.
00:51:30Or let me try to open the safe.
00:51:32I'll show you what it is in it is mine.
00:51:34You're not getting anywhere near that safe.
00:51:36In fact, you're going nowhere at all.
00:51:38You're making a huge mistake.
00:51:47Who am I?
00:51:50Do you have any idea who I am?
00:51:53Yeah.
00:51:55You're Hatch Flanagan.
00:51:57You've been in this gang for eight years?
00:52:00I wasn't going to let you in because...
00:52:03You're a brutal prick.
00:52:05But you said you could follow the rules.
00:52:07Also, you've got a son...
00:52:10Who's a dumbass, mouth-breathing bitch and bully.
00:52:14Fuck you.
00:52:15Tommy Mahomes.
00:52:17From North Park, Pennsylvania.
00:52:20You've got a scar on your left calf.
00:52:22From a knife fight.
00:52:24This kid is crazy.
00:52:26Mr. Sam O'Dowd.
00:52:28He's lived on the same street in the same house since he was a kid.
00:52:31It's on Bastion Drive.
00:52:32You know, he tells us that it's because he doesn't want to see the house go.
00:52:35But the reality is, he's been banging Mrs. Baxter from next door since he was 18 years old.
00:52:43How do you know all this?
00:52:44Because as crazy as it sounds, I'm the guy who hired all you fucks.
00:52:48I'm the leader of this gang.
00:52:58I'm Will O'Connell.
00:52:59Now, call Vinny.
00:53:00Don't just stare at me, you dumbasses.
00:53:01Who sent you?
00:53:02What?
00:53:03Who sent you to spy on him?
00:53:04He's gotta be a spy.
00:53:05Hells, what do you know all that?
00:53:06Which times do I have to explain that?
00:53:07It's your last chance.
00:53:08Who sent you?
00:53:09It's your last chance.
00:53:10I'm telling you.
00:53:11I'm telling you.
00:53:12Boy should have been out by now.
00:53:13Boy should have been out by now.
00:53:33The boy should have been out by now.
00:53:43Come on, come on, come on.
00:53:44Pick up, pick up.
00:53:52You made me do this.
00:53:56Boss!
00:53:57I didn't want to do this, goddammit.
00:54:03That move, that was boss's signature.
00:54:06What are you doing standing there?
00:54:07Do something!
00:54:08B-b-b-boss, what?
00:54:10What?
00:54:10Hell, I just got a call from Vinnie Borghini, and he is on his way here.
00:54:25The fuck do you want?
00:54:26That's what I'm asking you!
00:54:28Larry Tomelli, all-around creep.
00:54:31He runs his club for Vinnie, who runs his mob for me.
00:54:35Why, why, why would he come to my club during the day?
00:54:39Your club.
00:54:42The O'Connell family owns this club, and Vinnie is in charge.
00:54:46Stop busting my nuts.
00:54:48All I'm saying is let's figure out why Vinnie's coming here.
00:54:51Larry, Larry.
00:54:53He's coming for me.
00:54:54Who the fuck is this kid?
00:54:54Why is this kid talking to you?
00:54:55Shut up!
00:54:56Shit, shit, shit, shit.
00:55:00Wait, wait!
00:55:01Maybe there's a sound of an alarm we don't know about on the safe.
00:55:05Vinnie is going to be pissed.
00:55:07Shit, shit, shit.
00:55:08The last time somebody trespassed him in the club.
00:55:10Yeah, yeah, Will O'Connell killed the manager himself.
00:55:13And that is not happening to me!
00:55:17Wait, I say, I say, let's get rid of this rat before Vinnie gets here, huh?
00:55:23Yeah, I can't think of anything else that piss him off more.
00:55:26Wait.
00:55:29Larry, that safe has a code, right?
00:55:32Yes!
00:55:34A code that Will O'Connell and Will O'Connell only knows, I guess.
00:55:39Larry, let's just shoot him!
00:55:40Shut up!
00:55:46So what?
00:55:47What about it?
00:55:49I can open it.
00:55:57That safe has been shut dead since the boss is gone.
00:56:00And we checked with every locksmith in the whole goddamn vicinity.
00:56:03Because I designed it.
00:56:05And all the contents inside of that safe were supposed to die with me.
00:56:08Larry, the kid is full of shit.
00:56:09Okay.
00:56:13I know the code to that safe.
00:56:15Let me put it in there.
00:56:16And if I get the code right, we wait till Vinnie gets here.
00:56:19Okay.
00:56:21And what if you don't open?
00:56:25Then you kill me.
00:56:28I'll bite.
00:56:29I'll shoot you in the gut and watch you bleed it out.
00:56:33Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:56:36Nice try.
00:56:37But how do I know that you're not some kind of locksmith genius or something?
00:56:43Huh?
00:56:44Do I look like a locksmith genius to you?
00:56:47A shithead doesn't know when to keep his mouth shut, let alone know how to open something.
00:56:51Look, I'll give Hatch the numbers.
00:56:54Hatch will put in the code.
00:56:56I won't even touch it.
00:57:02Great.
00:57:04All right, Pops, let's go.
00:57:05All right, try 5-2 for May 2nd.
00:57:17That was my mother Annette's birthday.
00:57:19And then 604 for 604 West Avenue.
00:57:27That's my childhood home.
00:57:31And finally, 99.
00:57:34For the year that I should have graduated high school.
00:57:37Something that was very important to me.
00:57:39Well, pound.
00:57:49How the fuck?
00:58:09You'll find 100 G's cash in there, as well as a passport for Conor O. Williams.
00:58:14And a framed picture of the last time I saw my grandmother.
00:58:20It was her 93rd birthday.
00:58:23There was cake.
00:58:25What's the color to dress your Nana's wearing?
00:58:28Hmm?
00:58:34I don't know.
00:58:36Ugh.
00:58:39Because it was in the closet.
00:58:41The shirt she was wearing, however, was blue.
00:58:50He's right.
00:58:52Ugh.
00:58:58You know, fellas, ironically, this is not the most interesting piece of the safe.
00:59:03I mean, should you?
00:59:04What's most interesting is that behind the frame is the O'Connell family token.
00:59:16Oh.
00:59:18Oh.
00:59:20Shit.
00:59:21That proves he's the boss.
00:59:23Sir?
00:59:24Sir, I am so sorry.
00:59:26Look, I, I, I, I, it's not, it's a fucked up situation, okay?
00:59:33What the fuck?
00:59:39What the fuck have you done now?
00:59:42You know who this kid is, son?
00:59:44Yeah, of course.
00:59:46Fucking son.
00:59:48Fucking son.
00:59:49No, I'm not.
00:59:52Yeah, he is.
00:59:55Unfortunately.
00:59:56But I haven't had anything to do with him since he killed Will.
00:59:59You got Will killed.
01:00:01No.
01:00:02Mm-mm.
01:00:02You're the dumbass that stepped out into traffic?
01:00:05No, no.
01:00:07I'm not.
01:00:09I'm telling you, I am Will.
01:00:11Will.
01:00:12No wonder he knows so much about Will.
01:00:15He, he probably got obsessed and, and broke into his house and got his info.
01:00:21You devious little shit.
01:00:23You promised not to do anything until Vinny got here.
01:00:26Vinny is on his way and he was best friends with Will.
01:00:30Uh, we, we can't let him see that the kid who got Will killed is here.
01:00:36Say, I'll put two in the back of his head and throw him in the wood chipper.
01:00:39Unless you're sentimental, son.
01:00:41I can breed another kid.
01:00:49Guys, I'm telling you, if you pull those triggers, you will not be alive coming morning.
01:00:53I'll take my chances.
01:00:57Put your fucking guns down!
01:01:00Where I put holes in your brainless heads!
01:01:03Boss, I'm so sorry.
01:01:12We was going to take care of this for you.
01:01:14Oh, you were, were you?
01:01:16This is the kid that got Will killed.
01:01:19Car breaking in here.
01:01:20Trying to get into Will's old private.
01:01:22Safe.
01:01:23Oh, he was, was he?
01:01:25Boss, I'm sorry.
01:01:26This is my fault.
01:01:27I take full responsibility for it.
01:01:29I should have killed you a long time ago.
01:01:32No, I'll take care of it right now.
01:01:34No.
01:01:35Please.
01:01:37Allow me.
01:01:38You fucking idiots!
01:01:52Boss, boss, this, this kid broke in your club.
01:01:54Shut the fuck up!
01:01:56Oh, fuck.
01:01:57It's not my club, it's his club.
01:02:02And you're lucky that he's not getting me to execute every single one of you for disrespecting him.
01:02:08What?
01:02:10I, I don't understand.
01:02:12I told you to shut the fuck up.
01:02:13Now everyone listen up.
01:02:15No one, and I mean no one, touches him.
01:02:18Boss, you're not making any sense.
01:02:21This is Caden, my fucked up son.
01:02:23No, he's not.
01:02:24This boy that's standing before you all, this is Will O'Connell.
01:02:31What?
01:02:32What?
01:02:33I have to hear.
01:02:35They don't believe it, but there is another way around us.
01:02:39Will O'Connell's son.
01:02:41What the fuck?
01:02:43Sully's not my real father.
01:02:46And he was about to shoot me point blank just a moment ago if you remember that.
01:02:49Sully's not your father, that, that...
01:02:51My mom had an affair.
01:02:52That's a lie!
01:02:53It's not a lie.
01:02:55She was gonna leave this piece of shit.
01:02:58Until she got sick.
01:03:01Will felt really bad and didn't want to make her look bad, so...
01:03:04He only told me and his best friend.
01:03:08No wonder Will sacrificed his life to save you.
01:03:12Yes.
01:03:13Can't believe I didn't see it before.
01:03:16You look nothing alike.
01:03:17But you sound exactly the same.
01:03:20You're not believing this absolute shit, are ya?
01:03:23Let me tell you something.
01:03:24His mother never slept with no other man but me!
01:03:28Like we're gonna believe a son killer over Vinny.
01:03:32Mr. O'Connell, I, I apologize for the mishap earlier.
01:03:39I am at your service.
01:03:41Thank you, gentlemen.
01:03:52Alright, first order of business.
01:03:54Get Sully out of my fucking sight, please.
01:03:56What? You heard him. You heard him.
01:03:58I swear. I swear.
01:04:03Hatch, wait.
01:04:08Why don't you go take a couple days and heal on up and come on back?
01:04:11Here you go.
01:04:13You can pick up that mop.
01:04:16Mop?
01:04:17How was he supposed to get promoted?
01:04:18Your O'Connell family is not going to tolerate someone who would shoot a teenager who's innocent.
01:04:22Like, you come back and you take that mop, or you don't come back at all.
01:04:31Yes, sir.
01:04:39You declared yourself.
01:04:41You got your power back.
01:04:43What now?
01:04:44I take over my next organization.
01:04:47Oh, yeah? What's that?
01:04:49High school.
01:05:01Hey, babe.
01:05:03Where are you going?
01:05:04Not with you.
01:05:06And don't call me, babe.
01:05:09Amanda, are you embarrassed to be seen with me after what happened?
01:05:12You looked like a loser the other night.
01:05:20And worse than that, you made me look like a loser.
01:05:24Are you fucking kidding me right now?
01:05:26Dane, you got owned by a nobody.
01:05:33Or maybe I was wrong about that.
01:05:35Maybe you're the nobody.
01:05:40Maybe I should be dating Caden instead.
01:05:44Oh, good luck with that.
01:05:46You dumb slut.
01:05:50You are never gonna see Caden ever again.
01:05:54Oh, my God.
01:05:57Oh, my God.
01:06:01Yeah.
01:06:02I took care of that little wannabe bitch.
01:06:08I haven't seen him.
01:06:09It's calculus.
01:06:10Oh, my God.
01:06:11Oh, my God.
01:06:12Payne?
01:06:13What did you do?
01:06:14You see, you, you dumb skits.
01:06:16You really picked the wrong guy to see this.
01:06:21This is my school.
01:06:24It is about fucking time that I showed it.
01:06:28Dude.
01:06:29You got fucking problems, Dane.
01:06:32Hey, Dane.
01:06:33What about you, big man?
01:06:35No.
01:06:38Now, see that?
01:06:39That is what I fucking thought.
01:06:41I am the fucking king here.
01:06:43You're nuts.
01:06:44You want to be next, huh?
01:06:46Why don't you get down and kiss my fucking feet?
01:06:50Why don't you get down and kiss my fucking feet?
01:06:53What?
01:06:54Yeah, yeah.
01:06:55Get down on the fucking floor on your hands and knees and kiss my fucking feet, huh?
01:07:03What's the matter?
01:07:04You're super funny when Hed kissed his last night, right?
01:07:08Dane, stop!
01:07:09You think she's gonna kiss my feet by herself?
01:07:10Get down now!
01:07:16I have beat you nice.
01:07:17I let you all swim when that fucking freak humiliated me.
01:07:19We got all in his mouth.
01:07:20You are all going to submit to me.
01:07:22I have beat you nice.
01:07:23I let you all swim when that fucking freak humiliated me.
01:07:30We got all in his mouth.
01:07:31You are all going to submit to me.
01:07:34You are going to make it up to me for what you just did.
01:07:45The hard way.
01:07:46And of all the strills you get from your hands and knees, we get the fucking feet off your
01:07:52king.
01:07:53Oh, baby.
01:07:54Oh, baby.
01:07:55Please.
01:07:56You're scaring us.
01:07:57You look like I give a fuck.
01:07:58See this?
01:07:59This is just the beginning.
01:08:00Because after this, all three of you are going back to your locker room with me and you
01:08:04are going to really submit to me.
01:08:06Do something!
01:08:10Sharon you are bigger than him!
01:08:19Are you going to let this happen?
01:08:21Yeah well I am.
01:08:22You're bigger than me.
01:08:23Are you bigger than me?
01:08:44Shouldn't have disrespected me.
01:08:46Good boy, good boy.
01:08:48Steve, Steve, he's not gonna help you.
01:08:51He's gonna help you.
01:08:53He's fucking dead!
01:08:59I had him killed.
01:09:07Well, I am waiting, ladies.
01:09:14What the hell is going on here?
01:09:16Yeah, how about you calm down, Clancy? I'm just teaching a lesson in respect.
01:09:20Mr. Franigan.
01:09:22You've gone too far.
01:09:24I don't care who your father is.
01:09:26You don't act like this in my school.
01:09:32Your school?
01:09:34Your school?
01:09:36No, no.
01:09:38Motherfucker!
01:09:40My school is now mine!
01:09:42My school is now mine!
01:09:44You don't act like this in my school.
01:09:48No.
01:09:50No!
01:09:52No!
01:09:53No!
01:09:54No!
01:09:57No!
01:09:58No, you...
01:09:59Now you, you are out going to watch and see what happens.
01:10:04Would you fuck with me?
01:10:06Someone call 911 now.
01:10:12The next person to take out their phone gets a bullet in their head.
01:10:18Fucking move now, now.
01:10:21You can see, I want to take my time with this.
01:10:29Somebody, please, come on!
01:10:31Don't you just let him do this!
01:10:35Dude, this is crazy.
01:10:38Oh, yeah?
01:10:39Is it crazy?
01:10:40Why don't you come and do something about it?
01:10:43If we rush him all at once, we can take him down.
01:10:45Oh, no.
01:10:46Oh, no, I should have thought of that.
01:10:48Oh, wait.
01:10:50I did.
01:10:51Lockwood High School.
01:11:04Meet the O'Connell Gang.
01:11:11Hey, please, don't do this.
01:11:14Just you, you disrespected me and my family name.
01:11:24And when you disrespect me, you disrespect them.
01:11:28And you are all going to pay for it.
01:11:31It's starting with you three.
01:11:36Please, please.
01:11:37Don't kill me.
01:11:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:11:39I'm not going to kill you.
01:11:40I'm not going to kill you.
01:11:41It's going to be so, so, so, so much worse.
01:11:46Because you see these, these pretty girls, they thought they were too good for me.
01:11:51Well, you're about to become a whole lot less.
01:11:56This is enough.
01:12:00Dangerous isn't safe.
01:12:01Just stop.
01:12:02It's a dump.
01:12:03Now, if anyone takes another step forward, gun them down.
01:12:13Now, we're ruined.
01:12:15Help!
01:12:16Help!
01:12:16Help!
01:12:17Help!
01:12:17Help!
01:12:17Help!
01:12:17Help!
01:12:18Who is going to help you?
01:12:20Help!
01:12:20Help!
01:12:20Your new boyfriend, Caden.
01:12:21No, wait.
01:12:23Caden has got two bullets into his head.
01:12:35Caden!
01:12:36Caden!
01:12:37Caden!
01:12:37Oh, sweet Caden, huh?
01:12:40Where are you?
01:12:48I'm right here.
01:12:54Caden Flanagan.
01:12:58Caden!
01:12:58You're okay!
01:13:01You look like you've seen ghosts.
01:13:04Caden, you're still alive?
01:13:06Seems to be so, huh?
01:13:08Well, I'm not a problem.
01:13:09Men, kill him!
01:13:12Oh.
01:13:12So you lovely ladies look for this guy, huh?
01:13:14They are members of the O'Connell crime family,
01:13:17which means that they work for my father,
01:13:19which means that they work for me.
01:13:21I thought the O'Connells worked for just the O'Connells.
01:13:25You fool.
01:13:27Will O'Connell's dead.
01:13:29He got hit by a truck.
01:13:31There are no O'Connells left.
01:13:36Actually, there is one.
01:13:43Me.
01:13:43You really think some trinket's going to save you?
01:13:49That's no trinket.
01:13:50That's the O'Connell family token.
01:13:52What do you mean?
01:13:53What do you mean?
01:13:54It means this.
01:14:07Just keep your guns up.
01:14:08All right.
01:14:14Now everybody put your fucking guns down, okay?
01:14:17He ain't your boss!
01:14:18Yes, he is.
01:14:21Bitter.
01:14:23Virginia.
01:14:24The end of the order is itch.
01:14:25I'm second in command now.
01:14:30What the fuck are you doing?
01:14:32I didn't think you could lower your guns!
01:14:33Just follow an order, sweetheart.
01:14:35We'll be done shortly.
01:14:35And who the hell are you supposed to be?
01:14:43Do you know who my father is?
01:14:45Hatch Flanagan, you piece of shit peasant.
01:14:50May I?
01:14:52Please?
01:14:54I don't know how you're dead to any idea what my father's going to do to you when I tell him
01:15:01that you'd slap me!
01:15:02Why don't we ask him?
01:15:03I invited him here.
01:15:04I got your message, boss.
01:15:11What the hell is going on here?
01:15:16I need you to kill this piece of shit.
01:15:19I need you to kill this piece of shit.
01:15:32I need you to kill this piece of shit.
01:15:33You shut up!
01:15:34You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
01:15:37Dad, dad.
01:15:38Shut it!
01:15:40Mr. O'Connell.
01:15:41Mr. Buggini.
01:15:42I apologize on behalf of my moron!
01:15:45Disrespectful son of a bitch, kid.
01:15:46You don't know a little better.
01:15:47You gotta take your wrath out on somebody.
01:15:49Take it out on him.
01:15:50Not me, okay?
01:15:52Hatch.
01:15:54Get the fuck out of here.
01:15:56Done.
01:15:57Dad!
01:15:58Dad!
01:15:59Now you listen up, you listen up good, the O'Connell family does not tolerate threatening
01:16:12children.
01:16:13But boss, we were just following orders.
01:16:15Then you got some new orders now, don't you?
01:16:17If I see any of you fucking rats here ever again, I'll fucking kill you.
01:16:26I have smoking.
01:16:32Come on, we're the O'Connell family.
01:16:39What, are you just leaving me?
01:16:47Everybody's leaving you.
01:16:48Can you catch on to that?
01:16:52Friends, your girlfriend, your own daddy.
01:16:59What is it that you said to me right here in front of this fucking locker?
01:17:05You are nothing.
01:17:06That's not quite true.
01:17:12Hmm.
01:17:13I still got a gun.
01:17:19I give up.
01:17:20I give up.
01:17:21What did you say?
01:17:22I give up.
01:17:23I give up.
01:17:24I give up.
01:17:25I give up.
01:17:26What did you say?
01:17:27I give up.
01:17:28I give up.
01:17:29I allowed.
01:17:30I give up.
01:17:43I give up.
01:17:45Okay, I give up.
01:17:47I-I-I give up! I-I give up, okay?
01:18:09Will you kill me now?
01:18:11Me?
01:18:11No.
01:18:12I would never kill you. Come on.
01:18:14Why would I deny all those federal inmates some young, fresh meat dang?
01:18:22What?
01:18:23No, here's what's gonna happen.
01:18:25As soon as he wakes up,
01:18:28you're gonna take the fall for everything that happened this last week.
01:18:31No, no, no, no, you-you can't-
01:18:34Yes, I can.
01:18:36I own half the district attorneys in town.
01:18:40You're going to prison, baby boy.
01:18:44I'll see you in 40 years to life, pal.
01:18:50Please, Kay, did I start playing?
01:18:52No!
01:18:53Let me go!
01:18:54No!
01:18:56No, Babu!
01:18:57Kay, and I'm sorry, please!
01:19:01Alright, for the rest of us,
01:19:03you were never here.
01:19:04Capiche?
01:19:06Go.
01:19:07Okay, let me see.
01:19:08We're okay.
01:19:09You're okay.
01:19:10You're okay.
01:19:13It's okay.
01:19:19I'm sorry!
01:19:20I'm sorry!
01:19:21I was fruity!
01:19:23I'm sorry!
01:19:25After that day, school actually became fun.
01:19:36I became a straight-A student.
01:19:39I was very popular with the ladies.
01:19:41Not that I ever acted on it.
01:19:44But the best part was, after saving the school,
01:19:47I gained a reputation for fixing things.
01:19:50I understand that you're having trouble with certain elements.
01:19:55Of a hockey team.
01:20:02How can we all?

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