Skip to playerSkip to main contentSkip to footer
  • today
Transcript
00:00There are a lot of things that I want in life, but there are very few things that I
00:09want more than the boy I like to kiss me.
00:12But this doesn't mean you have to come right out and do that, kiss me, you fool.
00:17I mean, really, with a gun to my head, I wouldn't do that.
00:20So if you want a guy to lock lips with you, you can send a series of subtle, nonverbal
00:27cues that will get the job done.
00:30First and foremost, eye contact.
00:33And girls, I know, believe me, I know this is so hard.
00:37It's hard even at this age, at your age, it's hard too.
00:41So, you want to tilt your chin down and look up.
00:45This gesture, like biologically, signifies submission, like in their weird caveman brains.
00:52This means that you're vulnerable and you're like soft and adorable, you're not, but whatever.
00:59Let them think what they want to think.
01:00I mean, we want to hunt, so we want something submissive so it's easier to hunt.
01:04Right.
01:05You can be an incredibly independent career woman.
01:07That's great.
01:08That is great.
01:09When it comes to kissing the boy you like, you need to take a step back and be a soft little
01:15lady.
01:16So, here we go.
01:23Hi.
01:24Hey.
01:25Okay.
01:26T.O., you see what I did there?
01:31I tilted my chin down, I looked up, I bit my lip, I looked at his mouth and his eyes.
01:38I didn't linger on any of those areas too long because it's awkward.
01:42I mean, to be quite honest, it's hard to make eye contact with the boy you like for too
01:47long.
01:48So, if you combine all of these things into one, you can lean back, tilt, look, bite,
01:55look, look, and it creates this delicious symphony of sexual tension that he will act
02:02upon.
02:03Let's try it again.
02:04Yeah.
02:05So, I mean, this is cross-grade science stuff.
02:18It's like, yeah, who knows that kind of stuff?
02:21I know.
02:22I don't know.
02:23It's like, I don't know what plans are.
02:25I don't even know what a plan is.
02:27For the census is, is, is.
02:30I got into Harvard, but I'm totally not going to talk about that right now.
02:34Really?
02:35Yeah.
02:36I got into community college.
02:38Yay.
02:39Which community?
02:40Okay.
02:41We were communicating through the silent yet unerring language of eye contact.
02:54It doesn't matter what we were talking about.
02:56We could have been talking about the Olympics, Hitler's Germany, broccoli.
03:01It doesn't matter.
03:03We were communicating right here.
03:05So, girls and guys, if you want to really enrapture your audience, look in their eyes,
03:12and I promise you, I know that this is hard, but the reward is so worth it.
03:17Isn't it?
03:18Mm-hmm.
03:19.
03:20.
03:21.
03:22.
03:23.
03:24.
03:25.

Recommended