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Best of Trades finds two amateur private investigators on the case of a missing heirloom from a very powerful son of a o | dG1fQ3Vud18tT2FUQU0
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00:01And what you doing working for that clown?
00:03It's a job.
00:04Well, a lot of people have jobs that don't involve sneaking around in bushes spying on
00:08people.
00:09Yeah, well, it's either this or Burger King.
00:11A Burger King may help get you in your own place.
00:14The Burger King may help you get joint custody of your kid.
00:19Walter Doyle.
00:20He's the son of the oil man.
00:21Junior says he needs our help.
00:23This case makes or breaks our business.
00:25You know what happens if I don't collect that watch before her burial?
00:28And you know what your mother's 20 million in assets will go toward.
00:31And she doesn't know the immediacy of the circumstances surrounding this watch.
00:35The last thing I need is her asking me 21 questions every goddamn day.
00:38If this is about her inheritance, road rate, payable to.
00:45I need y'all both on this case together.
00:47You and me are like oil and water, man.
00:50We don't mix.
00:51We all have time for no Charlie Brown wishy-washy.
00:54You gotta go through and rule off every mother off this list.
00:57Go team.
00:58Do you know what the psychopath just did to a witness?
01:00You better not to freak out my chorizo this time, man.
01:03Got your chorizo right here, bitch.
01:05It wasn't loaded or nothing.
01:07Yeah, we got like a good cop, bad cop thing going on.
01:10Bad cop.
01:11Worst cop.
01:12What are you doing?
01:14Um, bird watching.
01:16There's a rare horn-tailed swallow in the roof of this building.
01:19I'm sorry that I'm not the same type of detective that you are.
01:22Jesus!
01:23Surprise, mother.
01:24Finding that watch is what gets us paid.
01:26And getting paid means I get my own place.
01:29And getting my own place means I can get my son away from his dope-dealing-ass mama.
01:34You're lucky I even let him know you exist.
01:37What you need most right now is a damn good lawyer.
01:40Is there trouble in paradise?
01:42To me, everything's gonna be okay.
01:47Is it?
01:49Just let go of me!
01:51It's okay, Junior.
01:52Forget about it.
01:54Are you going to jail?
01:58I could do this all week.
01:59I think it's time we wrap this up.
02:02Oil and water does work together.
02:04My water boils the pasta, while your oil makes a chicken into a beautiful alfredo.
02:09Very black and white.
02:10Simple.

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