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EllimistArcade
  • 6/27/2025
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00:00Let's clean up!
00:30Tongue it, baby!
00:32Hell yeah.
00:39Show me your O-face.
01:00Unfortunately, I'm sucking balls.
01:25Good tongue action, baby.
01:28Yeah.
01:30Ugh.
01:33Extra points are...
01:36...wasting more time.
01:51The Korean flag is, like, all the power-ups in one.
01:55Nice.
02:03Nice.
02:05This is an original game. I actually am enjoying myself.
02:11It's a very odd one, yeah.
02:13This is definitely different.
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07:23Got good coverage on the middle ones early on.
07:38Yeah, I just ran from in the beginning and that seems to work as well.
07:53Yeah, I just ran from in the middle of the night.
08:13and if i just lined up a straight shot to run i'd eventually get it
08:43and if i just want to i just want to know i just want to know i think that's the first time
09:13Jackpot.
09:17Good push. Good push.
09:21You get the bomb and go right for all the dots in the middle.
09:25It's, like, the best plan.
09:29Jackpot. Good push. Good push.
09:33You get the bomb and go right for all the dots in the middle. It's, like, the best plan.
09:43You get the bomb and go.
09:47Okay.
09:51You get the bomb.
09:59You get the bomb and go wrong.
10:03You get the bomb and go right for that.
10:07You just get the bomb, right?
10:11Oh, this is going to be rough.
10:33Because there's no bottom entrance, easy.
10:41Hell yeah.
10:43Oh yeah, nailed it.
10:45Long and slick.
10:48Just the way P likes it.
10:52Oh, bonus time, let's rock.
10:57It's not a bonus if you make me do it.
11:11Well, you can pull back and go do your thing.
11:22No, you were blocking off literally the only way forward.
11:32Well, I'm not going to win the bonus stage if I let you go.
11:36Yeah, well...
11:37Raw and wriggling.
11:45Let's get in there.
11:46I'm going to let you set a bow.
11:48I'm going to let you move back to the world.
11:50Well...
11:52I'm going to let you go.
11:56These levels are going to be pe scientific.
12:06I'm going to make these challenges …
12:09I'll ask you some real old bot.
12:12I'll see you next time.
12:13Oh, nice.
12:23Got in deep, hit all the walls.
12:27Am I right?
12:43All right.
12:59Slurping them down, Morty.
13:01Fantastic power-up time.
13:43That was, like, my only chance.
14:13This is going to be rough.
14:17We've got two dudes on patrol here, no matter...
14:21There's, like, no power-ups.
14:34Oh, got him.
14:35Nice.
14:36Awesome.
14:38Oof.
14:40Rough one.
14:40It was rough.
14:41She...
14:49They're all over me.
15:05Uh-oh.
15:11What'd you get?
15:11I don't know what that was.
15:13What was it?
15:15I didn't get anything, as far as I can see.
15:18Huh.
15:18Did it hit, like, a point threshold?
15:20I don't think so.
15:21We both had to restart and had no points.
15:35I don't know.
15:35Like, maybe it spawned...
15:37...as I ran into it, so I never saw it.
15:39I tried to go as deep as I could.
15:55He spawned right as us.
15:58Showing up.
15:58That's a cheating game.
16:02You can't just camp the last little thing.
16:11Oh, there's literally one left.
16:13Yeah, he was camping.
16:14He was just going back and forth, on and off, on and off.
16:23Touch.
16:24Man, I should have lured him all away.
16:28They're numerous deaths.
16:45Hi.
16:58Oh, I couldn't get in there.
17:07It's right side, basically only access.
17:18This is going to be a killer, dude.
17:48Oh, time over, I have to leave.
18:06That's fair.
18:07Oh no, it's not fair.
18:10It's like fucking illegal.
18:17Get the bomb, get the bomb.
18:21You go for it, you go for it.
18:29Alright, I got them all.
18:36Oh, where is it?
18:43Sorry, I didn't see that.
18:59Alright, nice.
19:00Okay, well we learned, we overcame, we adapted.
19:06Indeed.
19:08That is a dangerous precedent though.
19:15That is a dangerous precedent though.
19:22The
19:23The
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19:30The
19:32The
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19:45Alright.
20:14Nice.
20:15Finally got in somehow.
20:44Nice.
20:47Nice.
20:49Nice.
21:25I was trying to lure him away, but they just didn't seem to care that much for some reason.
21:36No, they didn't.
21:39Alright, bonus. Maybe the thing about bonus is I can't actually lose.
21:55Alright, bonus.
22:17Alright.
22:18Alright.
22:30Alright.
22:32Let's have to run for 4 seconds.
22:34Alright.
22:34Let's have to run!
22:35Here's the first time I am.
22:36Let's go.
22:38I can't wait.
22:43This is actually the one who does the first stroke.
22:46Oh, I am.
22:46Oh, my God.
22:47No, I am.
22:47What?
22:48Oh, this is...
22:48Oh, you are.
22:49It's all too hot!
22:50Oh, that's what it is.
22:51Oh, that's what it is.
22:52Oh, my God!
22:52Oh, that's not good!
22:53Oh, that's not bad.
22:54Oh, that's a bad guy.
22:55It's not bad.
22:56Oh, that's never good.
22:57Oh, that's not bad.
22:57Nice.
23:57I sincerely hope we still have a bomb pickup.
24:12There's one right there if you can make it.
24:20Nope.
24:22They're all over me.
24:35Go for the forest thing.
24:45Yes.
24:46Nice.
24:47I was worried.
24:48I was about to come from the top so if he went from you I could get him but then he just dove
24:54in.
24:55Victory or death.
25:02Yes.
25:04Yes.
25:08Yes.
25:09Yes.
25:11Yes.
25:12Yes.
25:14Yes.
25:16Oh, sometimes the Korean flag wins.
25:39Yeah, if there's like enough gone or something, I don't know.
25:42Maybe.
25:42If you get more than one, it's an auto win.
25:46If you collect enough of them, I don't know.
26:13Fuck.
26:16I had a remarkably effective run.
26:23Now they want revenge.
26:41I'm trying to lure them away.
26:50Damn it.
26:54Nice.
26:54Just kidding.
27:38I've only got two on this side and they're right next to each other, what a bunch of bullshit.
28:08Ooh, close one.
28:13That was rough.
28:15Yeah, it was tough, toughy.
28:22Sometimes hard to see where the actual hidden areas are, like top and left and middle right
28:38here.
28:45Got as much as I did, which wasn't much to be honest.
28:47Dang man, I should've gotten full all the way, like you said, to the top left.
28:54Got as much as I did, which wasn't much to be honest.
29:01Dang man, I should've gotten full all the way, like you said, to the top left.
29:05Yeah, I'm not sure how we're gonna do this.
29:30Maybe I'll try to get this P that keeps showing up.
29:37Aw, damn.
29:40That's so close.
29:45Just waiting for that perfect moment.
29:52No, no, I'll go the other way.
29:58Dude, this fucking...
30:00Aw, he turned around, what an asshole.
30:03Nope.
30:04Oh.
30:05Damn.
30:06Alright, I'll go for the...
30:07I'll go for it this time.
30:12Let's go.
30:13Alright.
30:14Gosh.
30:15Damn.
30:16Damn.
30:17Oh.
30:18It's not done.
30:19I'll go for it this time.
30:23I'll go for it this time.
30:25Can't wait for it.
30:27I'll go for it.
30:29Oh, yeah.
30:31I'll go for it.
30:35Yeah.
30:36Now this time, on the other day, we saw the original pocket and we shot the head.
30:40nice
30:58yes I'm using you go do some stretch of it
31:01I had to get stuck stuck in the middle
31:08oh sorry I didn't come back it's my fault
31:11well but it did give us back all our time
31:16well that's one way to do it I guess
31:18restart just get killed
31:23don't come back
31:28Jesus
31:35I'm trying to lure him away because he's just sitting there at the beginning
31:44yeah yeah like a second and a half to
31:47do anything for his there
31:54turned around really do
31:58yeah there's the the little mushroom
32:01guy and the little dog guys and the little fox guys will do a 180 in the middle of a row
32:07to come back and get you
32:09super annoying
32:16well
32:20no god damn it
32:27yeah it's only the three
32:34or the four but the two on the right again are right next to each other
32:42not the best designed game as it turns out
32:49yeah
32:56yeah it's only the three or the four but the two on the right again are right next to each other
33:02not the best designed game as it turns out
33:09at least you got something
33:24right
33:27should we go die again before resets or what yeah yeah I think so
33:31how did that guy die he's just like I hate him enough times he died
33:38you have like a very brief second of invulnerability
34:01with your tongue
34:08right
34:10just killed them all
34:12that's how we do it
34:13yeah that's how we do it
34:14good to know
34:16okay
34:18damn
34:19that sucked but we overcame
34:21yeah like four minutes just on that one level
34:24yeah
34:28yeah
34:32yeah
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35:18yeah
35:20Oh, you can't get through the tracks, bullshit.
35:38Oh, couldn't get through the tracks, pull back and, yeah, right there.
35:41Sorry, I just had to stack them up and just, like, keep-
35:44No, no, I saw that, it was perfect.
35:45It was like, alright, we'll get them all lined up here.
35:48Tried to, like, run into them so we wouldn't get away.
36:18Nice.
36:33There's a damn stop sign in the way.
36:35Yeah, I saw it.
36:39Oh, there's no stopping P.
36:42Nope.
36:42From Glee.
36:45She always comes first.
36:47Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
37:17You tried to steal off of me, but.
37:23No, I had to make sure I died.
37:25I had to come on your side to get at least one.
37:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
37:58Nice.
38:06Got the bomb and ran with it.
38:08The stack and kill is an amazing technique, actually.
38:11Yeah, it is.
38:13Burns through credits like nobody's business, but oof.
38:16Takes care of business.
38:18This is looking cheap.
38:28This is looking cheap.
38:58Oh, damn.
39:28We killed them all.
39:43Oh, no.
39:43We got all the things.
39:44Okay.
39:45No, I got the thing.
39:46There's like two in the bottom left corner that I hadn't gotten around to.
39:48They're like off on their own little entrance.
39:51There's like two in the bottom left corner that I hadn't gotten around to.
39:52There's like two in the bottom left corner.
39:53There's like two in the bottom left corner.
39:54There's like two in the bottom left corner.
39:55There's like two in the bottom right corner.
39:56There's like two in the bottom right corner.
39:57There's like two in the bottom right corner.
39:58There's like two in the bottom right corner.
39:59There's like two in the bottom right corner.
40:00There's like two in the bottom right corner.
40:01There's like two in the bottom right corner.
40:02There's like two in the bottom right corner.
40:03There's like two in the bottom right corner.
40:04There's like two in the bottom right corner.
40:05There's like two in the bottom right corner.
40:06There's like two in the bottom right corner.
40:07Nice. Good one.
40:24I'm cleaning the shit out of it.
40:37I'm cleaning the shit out of it.
41:07I'm cleaning the shit out of it.
41:37God damn it.
41:44Nice.
41:48Yeah, that was my bad.
41:51I couldn't get it to...
41:52It was like every other square is another damn turn.
41:57damn turn. I couldn't get it to go where I wanted.
42:00So I was miscounting the turns.
42:03I haven't seen this one before.
42:27It was like invisible walls or something.
42:45Oh baby, we got this.
42:48This is a long game.
42:49I learned when I wanted it.
42:51Yeah, it's longer than I thought it would be.
42:54That's for sure.
42:55Oh, this looks cheap as shit.
42:57Oh, maybe the flag is random.
43:18What it gets you.
43:19Yeah, it seems to be.
43:19Because it just gave me nothing.
43:21Or what it gave me wasn't the immortality.
43:24Oh, bullshit.
43:32Oh, shit.
43:33Oh my god, go through the fucking mode.
44:03Are you fucking kidding me?
44:23Wow.
44:25Oh fuck no.
44:27They can't stop you anymore.
44:29I got like four dudes stacked up under my tongue like fucking
44:32E-tabs.
44:34Yeah baby.
44:35Okay.
44:36Okay.
44:38Oh fuck yeah.
44:44Oh fuck yeah.
44:46Oh fuck yeah.
44:50Okay.
44:55Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
45:25It's underneath this thing, that's bullshit.
45:42That was bullshit.
45:47Hope it's not like a repeating game and I just haven't noticed.
45:51Nope!
45:52I just had to have a little bit more faith.
45:54Just a little bit more faith.
45:58Nice.
46:00Abrupt, but successful.
46:05Alright, well, I think we clocked in under 45.
46:09Yeah.
46:10Good stuff, dude.
46:13Pretty good.
46:15See you next time, Moon Crew.
46:18Yeah, peace, Moon Crew.
46:19We only had that one bad level.
46:23Yeah.
46:24Keep telling yourself that.
46:26Yeah.
46:28There's only one.
46:29Just one.
46:31Let's see if they got any credit tied now at the end here.
46:34They got hidden stuff.
46:37Sometimes.
46:39Looks like you're just cycling through the maps.
46:43Can't cycle forever.
46:44There were only 36 maps or whatever.
46:53I'll stop keeping track after 20.
46:55I'll stop keeping track after 20.
46:55Oh, look at all the bonuses.
47:20Remember those good times?
47:21Oh, well, that's the end of it.
47:27Oh, yeah.
47:28I deserve this.
47:29Oh, how bad.
47:43Yeah, that's what you get for taking so damn long.
48:00Sorry, I'm going to have letters at either end of the alphabet multiple times.
48:10Well, next time, Moon Crew, next time, when it's only three letters and you can handle it.
48:15Yep, next time.
48:20Peace.