My Online Crush Is My Contract Husband

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00:00:00How's it going?

00:00:04I can't complain, life is good so far.

00:00:09Wait, did my online dating crush finally text me back?

00:00:15Morning.

00:00:17Super hot day, isn't it?

00:00:20Damn, he actually sent me a full-on shirtless muscle pic.

00:00:24Okay, that's kind of hot.

00:00:26Huh?

00:00:30By the way, I had a dream about you last night.

00:00:34It was amazing.

00:00:37Boss, you've got supermodels and hires who's leading up to date you.

00:00:43Why are you bothering with the dating app?

00:00:46And why are you pretending to be a plumber?

00:00:50You'll get it when you're a billionaire, Teddy.

00:00:52Where's Grandpa?

00:00:54Oh, VIP room 101.

00:01:00What's with the goofy smile?

00:01:17What, you finally found out your online crush is a serial killer?

00:01:20No, no, no, he's just a plumber.

00:01:26And we've been talking for like three months.

00:01:29He's really sweet.

00:01:30And you still don't know what he looks like?

00:01:33No selfies?

00:01:34What if he's super ugly?

00:01:35Okay, just go back to work.

00:01:39A plumber with a body like this?

00:01:41I'd let him fix my pipes any day.

00:01:45Stop it.

00:01:46You don't even know what I look like.

00:01:47Okay.

00:01:50In my head, you look like an angel.

00:01:53I hope this isn't too forward, but would you like to meet in person?

00:02:06How are you?

00:02:08Let go of me.

00:02:11Let go?

00:02:12Sure.

00:02:13After you pay back the million your parents owe us.

00:02:14Pass due mortgage notice.

00:02:18Oh my god.

00:02:19My parents really missed their mortgage payments?

00:02:23Please.

00:02:24I don't have the money right now.

00:02:26Oh, no money?

00:02:27Fine.

00:02:28I'll sell you to a strip club.

00:02:30You'll pay it off.

00:02:32Get your filthy hands off her.

00:02:34Isn't that Nathan Mormont?

00:02:43The richest man in town?

00:02:45Oh my gosh.

00:02:47He is so handsome.

00:02:50This girl owes me money.

00:02:52Unless you're paying up.

00:02:54Stay the hell out of it.

00:02:55Ah!

00:02:57Doesn't give you the right to lay a hand on anyone.

00:02:59Now, unless you want a first-hand tour of the ER, get the fuck out.

00:03:05This isn't over.

00:03:06I know where you live.

00:03:07You'd better...

00:03:09Boss!

00:03:13This guy doesn't take a hit.

00:03:15Own it, boss.

00:03:26This yours?

00:03:29Yes.

00:03:40Nurse Gillian, please report to the VIP room 101.

00:03:43Your patient is under urgent condition.

00:03:46VIP room 101?

00:03:48It's my grandfather's room.

00:03:55Grandpa?

00:03:57Grandpa?

00:03:57Are you okay?

00:04:03Do you need me to call the doctor?

00:04:07No.

00:04:11What I need

00:04:12more right now

00:04:14is you two.

00:04:18I've made the arrangements.

00:04:27You two are

00:04:28getting married next week.

00:04:32What?

00:04:34Grandpa, you can't be serious about me.

00:04:36Dead serious.

00:04:37I've got three more months to live.

00:04:41I've only got three more months to live.

00:04:44Seeing you married is my final wish.

00:04:48And Gillian's perfect.

00:04:51And Gillian's perfect.

00:04:54She's the kindest, sweetest girl I've ever met.

00:05:02Perfect to be my granddaughter-in-law.

00:05:06Grandpa, you'll thank me later.

00:05:10Uh, sir, I'm sorry, no offense, but I barely know your grandson.

00:05:15Well, you've got a whole week to fix that.

00:05:20Grandpa, you can't just do that.

00:05:23But I can!

00:05:26Say no.

00:05:27You know, you can kiss the family fortune goodbye.

00:05:37Fine.

00:05:38I'll marry her.

00:05:40Wait, what?

00:05:42Nobody asked me.

00:05:45Hey!

00:05:48Whatever you did to charm my grandpa, it worked.

00:05:52I had no idea what you're talking about.

00:05:55And truly, I don't care.

00:05:57Listen, I'll marry you, and you'll get your million dollars.

00:06:04But the second my grandpa's gone, so are you.

00:06:07You're just a contract wife.

00:06:09Got it?

00:06:10You think I planned this?

00:06:13To marry you?

00:06:14Oh, please.

00:06:15I've seen plenty of gold diggers like you.

00:06:17But you couldn't even bother to look the part.

00:06:22Wow.

00:06:24You know, I thought you were a decent man.

00:06:26Turns out you're just a boring, arrogant, self-absorbed jerk.

00:06:32Forget your money, okay?

00:06:34I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man of birth.

00:06:36Do you, Gillian, take Nathan to be your wedded husband?

00:06:50To hold and to love from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death do you part.

00:07:06What was I thinking, agreeing to marry this jerk?

00:07:11My bride paid for this.

00:07:13I smile.

00:07:15Sure, you paid for this, but I'm the one that has to pay the price.

00:07:20Okay.

00:07:23And now you may kiss the bride.

00:07:27This will be a one-time deal, I swear.

00:07:30Okay, just get it over with.

00:07:32Okay.

00:07:36Congratulations.

00:07:43No way Nathan would marry an ordinary nurse.

00:07:46Just wait until I expose the scam and take back the family fortune.

00:07:57Ginny!

00:07:58Lucky Ginny caught the bouquet!

00:07:59Ah!

00:08:03Take your damn luck.

00:08:06Invitation to me.

00:08:13I'd love to meet you, but I've been feeling sick.

00:08:33No, I shouldn't say that.

00:08:34My family has been dealing...

00:08:47No clue what I'm doing with my life at this point.

00:08:57Shh, come down.

00:08:59Mom!

00:09:00Mom!

00:09:01Mom!

00:09:02Mom!

00:09:03Mom!

00:09:04Mom!

00:09:05Mom!

00:09:13Nah, no...

00:09:14Touch me like you did

00:09:15So what?

00:09:16What are you doing?

00:09:23Oh, not bad.

00:09:26He's got a pretty nice body.

00:09:34Oh my god, my eyes!

00:09:47Oh shit!

00:10:04What was that, you pervert?

00:10:08My half-sister also lives here.

00:10:10She's been slandering me in front of my grandpa, scheming for my inheritance since day one.

00:10:16She can't see through this...arrangement.

00:10:20You didn't think to mention this before I signed a contract?

00:10:24I have boundaries, you know?

00:10:27Define boundaries.

00:10:31No touching, no kissing, no leading me to the bed, no-

00:10:39It's not like I was enjoying it.

00:10:43And my taste is...letter than this.

00:10:48Excuse me?

00:10:49And believe it or not, I have a girlfriend.

00:10:52We're madly in love.

00:10:56Then why on earth did you not marry her?

00:10:58Because we've never met.

00:11:00Because she's my online crush and I don't even know what she looks like.

00:11:05It's none of your business.

00:11:07Just play with a good wife, okay?

00:11:15Oh no.

00:11:16She can't see this.

00:11:19Stop.

00:11:20Who's the pervert now?

00:11:21Stop staring.

00:11:22You're the one strutting around like a peacock.

00:11:35I don't see this.

00:11:38I don't see this.

00:11:40I don't see this.

00:11:42Okay, but...

00:11:43You're the one strutting around like a peacock.

00:11:44I don't see this.

00:11:45I don't see this.

00:11:46I don't see this.

00:11:47I don't see this.

00:11:48I don't see this.

00:11:49Application update complete.

00:11:55Of course, not for her.

00:12:05Invitation to meet.

00:12:07Welp, I guess I need to find an excuse to text my plumber back.

00:12:11I'd love to, but I'm tied up with a tough project.

00:12:21I've got to stay focused 24-7.

00:12:24It shouldn't take more than three months.

00:12:27Three months? Perfect.

00:12:29I'll certainly be done with my contract wife by then.

00:12:32Good luck. Can't wait to meet.

00:12:34How's your job going?

00:12:38My boss is a nightmare.

00:12:39But at least the pay is decent.

00:12:46If you need any help, I'm just a message away.

00:12:52I'll keep that in mind, Superman.

00:13:05They call this a home?

00:13:07This is a museum.

00:13:09Thank you guys for coming.

00:13:17I love how big my house is.

00:13:19It's so big.

00:13:20Why does the air suddenly smell so...

00:13:44cheap?

00:13:47Oh, Jenny.

00:13:49It's not the air.

00:13:50It's just your dear sister-in-law.

00:13:54You and that tacky dress are literally assaulting my senses.

00:14:00You know, if you're feeling sick,

00:14:02there's a bathroom over there.

00:14:05Though your perfume probably won't help.

00:14:07You're a sassy bitch.

00:14:17I can't swim.

00:14:19Is this really how I die?

00:14:20Help!

00:14:21Help me out!

00:14:23Now you'll learn a lesson.

00:14:25Just because you marry Nathan doesn't make you one of us.

00:14:28Even better, if she drowns, Jenny, then maybe you'll get Nathan's inheritance.

00:14:34Cheers to the throwing dry girls!

00:14:39Help!

00:14:40Help me out!

00:14:43Help!

00:14:45Sure!

00:14:46Divorce Nathan, and I'll have someone pull you out.

00:14:48Otherwise, I will make every day of your life a living home.

00:14:52Oh, God the heck!

00:14:54Keep her insane!

00:14:55I will never!

00:14:57Insane?

00:14:59Sweetie, no!

00:15:00I'm just taking out the trash in my house.

00:15:03Oh!

00:15:04Oh!

00:15:06Oh!

00:15:07Oh!

00:15:08Oh!

00:15:09Oh!

00:15:10Oh!

00:15:11Oh!

00:15:12Oh!

00:15:13Oh!

00:15:14Oh!

00:15:15Oh!

00:15:16Oh!

00:15:17Oh!

00:15:18Listen!

00:15:19I was just...

00:15:22Gailia?

00:15:24I'm coming.

00:15:37I got you.

00:15:38I got you.

00:15:39I got you.

00:15:45Gailia.

00:15:46Okay.

00:15:47I got you.

00:16:02Oh, thank God.

00:16:03Thank God.

00:16:09She...

00:16:11pushed me. No.

00:16:13No, I didn't. We were just joking around.

00:16:15You fell in all by yourself.

00:16:17Exactly. She's just looking for attention.

00:16:22I'll be with her.

00:16:25Tao, please.

00:16:34I saw what you did.

00:16:36You tormented my wife.

00:16:38Apologized to her.

00:16:40Fine.

00:16:42I'm sorry. I didn't realize how clumsy you were.

00:16:47Apologize.

00:16:48Properly.

00:16:48I'm sorry.

00:16:52Please forgive me.

00:16:55As for you two,

00:16:56your family's contracts with Mormon Enterprises

00:16:58are terminated.

00:16:59And if you so much as associate with Jenny,

00:17:02I'll blacklist you from every social circle that matters.

00:17:05Jenny, do something about this!

00:17:06Get out!

00:17:06Jillian is my wife.

00:17:12I'm the lady of this estate.

00:17:13If you want to live here,

00:17:15you respect her.

00:17:16Understood?

00:17:22Let's go.

00:17:24But I can walk.

00:17:25When was the last fall?

00:17:38How was she?

00:17:41She's fine.

00:17:42She just needs some rest.

00:17:44I told you.

00:17:50I have a meeting.

00:17:52Call me if you need anything.

00:17:52So your contract husband

00:18:01is Nathan Mormont?

00:18:03That's insane!

00:18:05And did you see the way he looked at you?

00:18:07I can tell he truly cares about you.

00:18:08Absolutely not.

00:18:09If it wasn't for this fake marriage that we have,

00:18:13I would be with my plumber by now.

00:18:18Do you think I should just tell him the truth?

00:18:20Oh, sure.

00:18:22Hi, I'm fake married to a billionaire.

00:18:24No, that is a red flag.

00:18:27He'll bolt before you can say annulment.

00:18:31This is such a mess.

00:18:34You want to know what's a real mess?

00:18:36Option A, an online crush you've never met.

00:18:40Option B, a living, hot, rich billionaire

00:18:43who just saved your life.

00:18:45Are you sure you don't feel anything?

00:18:59No, no, absolutely not.

00:19:01I just need to rest.

00:19:04Alone, please.

00:19:06Okay, fine.

00:19:07Just don't say I didn't warn you.

00:19:24There's no way Nathan actually cares about that clown girl.

00:19:29Once I get proof of this ridiculous fake marriage,

00:19:32Nathan can kiss his inheritance goodbye.

00:19:34Hey, Teddy.

00:19:42Hey, boss.

00:19:43Your sister tried to plant cameras in your room.

00:19:45I had her remove them, but she won't stop there.

00:19:51Guess Gillian and I are in for a full performance.

00:19:53Hey, have you checked your email?

00:20:17No, what's on it?

00:20:18You'll see.

00:20:20I'll be home in ten minutes.

00:20:23Familiarize yourself with them.

00:20:28Homework at midnight?

00:20:31Is it my boss or my prison guard?

00:20:40Foreign videos?

00:20:41Oh, no, no, no, I'm not doing this.

00:20:45I'm not doing this.

00:20:45I'm leaving.

00:20:53Judging by that look, I'd say you've done your homework.

00:20:57I swear, if you do anything, I'm calling the police.

00:21:02Relax.

00:21:03You're not my type.

00:21:04I'm sorry.

00:21:11But if you want that million,

00:21:12you've got to play the role of the good wife.

00:21:16Because she's watching.

00:21:18Who?

00:21:23Oh.

00:21:24Oh.

00:21:26No way.

00:21:28Are they having sex?

00:21:29Oh.

00:21:31Oh.

00:21:33That's all you've got?

00:21:34Did you even watch the videos I sent you?

00:21:37Who expects someone to watch those videos?

00:21:39Fine.

00:21:43I'll show you.

00:21:45It's got to be passionate.

00:21:46Convincing.

00:21:48Something like a...

00:21:50Oh, yeah.

00:21:52More.

00:21:55Don't stop, Daddy.

00:21:58You are the worst kind of human being.

00:22:01Maybe.

00:22:01But if you want to be convincing, that's what we've got to do.

00:22:07Oh, yeah.

00:22:08Yes.

00:22:10That feels so good.

00:22:12Stop.

00:22:12You sound like a bad actress at a soap opera.

00:22:17Okay.

00:22:17That's it.

00:22:17I'm done.

00:22:21No, that's more like it.

00:22:23Keep it up and lose the bra.

00:22:25Over my dead body.

00:22:27Oh, we're out of time.

00:22:35Take it off.

00:22:36Take it off.

00:22:38What the hell are you doing?

00:22:49I...

00:22:49Well, if you're done watching your brother having sex, you can leave.

00:22:54We're busy.

00:22:58Oh, Jenny, do you think you could hand me my bra?

00:23:04Nathan just loves it.

00:23:07Oh.

00:23:08Ew.

00:23:09That was good.

00:23:17Though for safety's sake, I might have to stop sleeping in the study.

00:23:21We'll have to share a bed from now on.

00:23:25Fine.

00:23:27But I make the rules.

00:23:28Do not cross this line.

00:23:35Ever.

00:23:37Yes, ma'am.

00:23:38I have a big event this weekend.

00:23:54You're coming with me.

00:23:55This weekend?

00:23:58Uh, I had to promise my parents I did it.

00:24:02Not happening.

00:24:03You live here now.

00:24:15I'm really worried about her fashion sense now.

00:24:23Dress code black tie?

00:24:25So literally everyone has to wear a black tie?

00:24:28I don't really have time to explain that, but yeah.

00:24:35I'm going to need you to go to the fanciest store in town.

00:24:38Get the best evening dress you can find.

00:24:40Price doesn't matter.

00:24:42Just don't wear, uh...

00:24:45This?

00:24:50What?

00:24:50It's...

00:24:51It's cute.

00:24:52It's cute.

00:24:55I'll go to the fanciest store in town.

00:25:04Please don't touch the dress.

00:25:08Oh, I'm just trying to see which one will be right for me.

00:25:14Trust me.

00:25:15It's not for you.

00:25:17Not everyone can afford quality.

00:25:19Didn't you just hear? Just get out! Don't touch me!

00:25:41An unlimited black car? With nascent mormon's name on it?

00:25:50Who are you? Am I allowed to touch the dress now?

00:25:57Sure, you can touch whatever you like. Is there anything else specific you're looking for?

00:26:06Your best evening gown.

00:26:19Oh god.

00:26:22Hmm.

00:26:32Hmm. Maybe I can get some ideas for my online crush.

00:26:38Nice.

00:26:44Emergency code. Are you free right now?

00:26:49Always for you. What do you need help with?

00:26:52My nightmare boss insists I go on some high-class event with him. And I have no clue what to wear.

00:27:02Lucky for you, I've got a good eye for fashion. Silk gowns are trending now. My colors like beige or white might suit you well.

00:27:09I'll give it a try.

00:27:13Silk and light colors.

00:27:18This one.

00:27:21Wow, impeccable taste, man. And for shoes, do you have any preference?

00:27:28Silver stilettos, hands down. They're timeless.

00:27:32Silver stilettos, please.

00:27:34Okay, man.

00:27:49You're a lifesaver. Seriously, I owe you.

00:27:55Sir, it's time to pick up Miss Mormint.

00:27:58Nathan.

00:28:02Why does this look exactly like what I suggested to Soft Bunny?

00:28:18Could she be my online crush?

00:28:21What do you think?

00:28:23Is there something wrong with my...

00:28:29Who gave you the idea to wear this?

00:28:34Doctor, I'm so sorry I kept you waiting. How's my grandmother?

00:28:39I'm gonna be straight with you, Claire. Your grandmother doesn't have a lot of time left.

00:28:57How much time?

00:28:59Optimistically, a year. Maybe less. And you know, the treatments that we're looking at are very expensive.

00:29:06That won't be an issue.

00:29:09My husband, Miles, should have already paid for them.

00:29:13He'll be here soon.

00:29:16Okay, Claire.

00:29:26Where are you, Miles?

00:29:27Where are you, Miles?

00:29:46Your little wife is calling. Are you gonna tell her about us or should I?

00:29:51What's up?

00:30:05Are you kidding me?

00:30:07Gina, I fucking knew it, Miles.

00:30:10Claire?

00:30:14Is that you?

00:30:15Hi, Grandma.

00:30:18You're awake.

00:30:20You're crying.

00:30:22You're gonna get better.

00:30:25You always were a terrible liar.

00:30:30I've always thought of you more as my mother. To my grandmother.

00:30:35I'm not gonna be here much longer.

00:30:38Don't say that.

00:30:40And I have one final wish.

00:30:43I wanna meet my great grandchild before I go.

00:30:47No, I can't have a baby with my cheating husband.

00:30:51Grandma.

00:30:53These things take time.

00:30:55I wanna know that you're not alone when I'm gone.

00:30:58Promise me.

00:31:00Promise you'll have a baby, please.

00:31:02I promise.

00:31:03Promise.

00:31:05Okay.

00:31:09Claire, you can forget about this whole moving out game that you're playing.

00:31:13I know it's a bluff.

00:31:15Three weeks is long enough.

00:31:17Come back home now.

00:31:19Or...

00:31:22It's lawyer time.

00:31:24I won't tolerate this behavior from you.

00:31:28Really?

00:31:34I won't tolerate this behavior from you.

00:31:42It's over, Miles.

00:31:44Wait, Claire?

00:31:46No, Claire. We need to talk.

00:31:48You need to talk.

00:31:50To my lawyer.

00:31:52Here's her number.

00:31:54Hey.

00:31:56You are part of the historical record of my life, Miles.

00:32:01Your archaeology.

00:32:04Claire?

00:32:06Claire?

00:32:08You can't survive without me.

00:32:10You have no job.

00:32:12And how are you gonna pay your grandmother's medical bills?

00:32:15Huh?

00:32:17Two words, Miles.

00:32:19Divorce. Settlement.

00:32:21When the judge sees those pictures of you and your mistress at the bar,

00:32:25he's gonna grant me a nice fat settlement and that money's gonna go straight to Dr. Andrews.

00:32:29Claire, why are you doing this?

00:32:30Because I don't want my kid to look like you, Miles!

00:32:34Now fuck off, you cheating asshole!

00:32:37No matter what you say, you still love me, Claire.

00:32:42I know it.

00:32:48Wait, let me get this straight.

00:32:51You want a baby in the next year?

00:32:54Yes.

00:32:56But you just dumped your scumbag husband.

00:32:58Yes, I did.

00:33:00I wasn't surprised to hear that you're leaving Miles the scumbag, but how does that...

00:33:05...work?

00:33:07I promised my grandma.

00:33:09She doesn't have much time left.

00:33:14Girl, I get it, but you're putting the cart before the horse you, don't you think?

00:33:17That's why I need to drink more.

00:33:21This was probably my last time drinking in a bar this nice.

00:33:27Are you short on money?

00:33:30Yeah.

00:33:32Miles has money. You're gonna get a good deal.

00:33:34No.

00:33:35Mm-hmm.

00:33:36Even with the money from the divorce, I can't begin to pay grandma's treatments.

00:33:40Well, I don't know how to get a better job, Maggie. I've been a housewife for seven years.

00:33:43I've got some good news for you.

00:33:48Shh.

00:33:54You got me a massage?

00:33:56Girl, you think I would rent you a hotel room for just a massage?

00:34:01Two nights. Prepaid. Have fun.

00:34:10You got me a call, right?

00:34:15You're welcome.

00:34:17Maggie.

00:34:18Room 319, right upstairs.

00:34:22Oh, okay. Yep.

00:34:25Whoop. Okay.

00:34:29Oh, fuck.

00:34:30What? What?

00:34:31My contacts popped out.

00:34:33What?

00:34:34My contacts. They popped out. Fuck.

00:34:38Honey, no, no, no.

00:34:40You don't really need to see much for this.

00:34:42You just kind of feel it with your whole body.

00:34:45Come on. I'll walk you to the elevator.

00:34:49Come on. Come on.

00:34:53This is crazy.

00:34:55How am I going to see the room number without my contacts?

00:35:00You just keep going.

00:35:03I don't want to hear it.

00:35:05I don't want to see the room number without my contacts.

00:35:07No.

00:35:09I don't want to see my contacts.

00:35:11No.

00:35:13Claire.

00:35:14My girlfriend?

00:35:16Hi. Claire Newton.

00:35:18Dominic Bridges.

00:35:19My girlfriend?

00:35:21Hi, uh, Claire Newton.

00:35:26Dominic Bridges.

00:35:37Room 319, right upstairs.

00:35:49Hi.

00:35:51Enough of the chitchat.

00:35:53This has been the worst month of my life.

00:35:56And there's only one thing you can do to make it better.

00:36:00Pleasure me.

00:36:02Can you do that?

00:36:19Oh my god, he's so hot.

00:36:26You're still so beautiful.

00:36:29I'd say you're handsome, but I actually can't see you without my contacts.

00:36:34Wait, what is she talking about?

00:36:37You feel good, though.

00:36:40Really good.

00:36:41Are you sure that you want to go through with this?

00:36:50Why does he sound so familiar?

00:36:53I just want to make sure that you don't regret it tomorrow morning.

00:37:00I have a million regrets in my life right now.

00:37:03This isn't one of them.

00:37:04That was the best night of my life.

00:37:31Now it's clear.

00:37:35No cash, seriously?

00:37:38I don't know how this works.

00:37:44James Goodwin?

00:37:46Personal assistant?

00:37:48Is that what escorts call themselves these days?

00:37:51I guess that's professional.

00:37:54Kind of.

00:38:00Okay.

00:38:04Claire?

00:38:05Thanks for a great night.

00:38:22James?

00:38:24She really didn't know who I was.

00:38:25If I'd known, I could have just told her.

00:38:32Wait, but that means...

00:38:35She thought I was an escort?

00:38:40It's kinda hot.

00:38:44Morning, Mr. Bridges.

00:38:46Long day ahead of us.

00:38:48Your door was open.

00:38:50Oh.

00:38:51That's where I left my cards.

00:38:57Okay, stop.

00:38:59Looking at me, you're creeping me out.

00:39:01What's my agenda for the day?

00:39:03Yes, Mr. Bridges.

00:39:04Your first meeting today is at 10am with the founder of Star Live.

00:39:09And then at noon, have a lunch with Senator Bennett.

00:39:11Claire?

00:39:12I'm not gonna let you get away from me this time.

00:39:27He bit me?

00:39:33That's actually kinda hot.

00:39:34Oh my god.

00:39:57Hey Maggie, what's up?

00:39:59So, how was it?

00:40:01It was...

00:40:03Un-fucking-believable.

00:40:05I wanna hear all the details, but I have to tell you something.

00:40:10Remember the alumni meetup they're having tonight?

00:40:13Look, I'm not going.

00:40:15I can't see the whole college crowd.

00:40:18I mean, not the way that things are now.

00:40:20That's why I'm calling.

00:40:21See, the bar that you just started working at, they have parties there.

00:40:25So...

00:40:26The alumni party is at your bar, and...

00:40:30Gina, we'll be there.

00:40:32What?

00:40:33Shit! No!

00:40:34No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

00:40:35I cannot serve drinks to the woman who stole my husband!

00:40:39I know.

00:40:40That's why I wanted to give you the intel.

00:40:43Okay, I gotta go.

00:40:47Hey, Tate?

00:40:50Hey!

00:40:51Yeah?

00:40:52So...

00:40:53I can't work tonight.

00:40:55I'll take a double shift any other day.

00:40:56I just... I can't do tonight.

00:40:57I gotta switch shifts.

00:40:58Okay, no problem.

00:41:01Thanks!

00:41:04Are you fucking kidding me?!

00:41:06On our busiest night of the season?!

00:41:09You show up tonight ready to work your ass off,

00:41:12or I will personally go online and post to other employees about you.

00:41:16You won't be able to get a job serving dog food at the dog pound!

00:41:20Are we clear?

00:41:23You got me!

00:41:29Are we clear?

00:41:30I can't believe Miles' ex-wife ended up waiting tables at a bar.

00:41:37How embarrassing.

00:41:38Oh my god.

00:41:39Oh my god.

00:41:40Look, it's even worse at this.

00:41:41Oh my god.

00:41:42She never had a pink in her shoes.

00:41:46Did you see that scarf?

00:41:47Dude, it's 80 degrees outside.

00:41:48God, dinner and a show?

00:41:49It's so petty.

00:41:50Claire.

00:41:51What are you wearing?

00:41:52Did you get a job at a bar?

00:41:53Oh my god.

00:41:54Oh my god.

00:41:55Oh my god.

00:41:56Look, it's even worse at this.

00:41:57Oh my god.

00:41:58She never had a pink in her shoes.

00:41:59Did you see that scarf?

00:42:00Dude, it's 80 degrees outside.

00:42:01Dinner and a show?

00:42:02So petty.

00:42:03Claire.

00:42:04What are you wearing?

00:42:05Did you get a job at a bar?

00:42:06What the hell were you thinking?

00:42:07Let me know when you're ready to order.

00:42:08Yeah?

00:42:09All of our college friends are going to be here.

00:42:12You want to embarrass yourself and me?

00:42:14I can't humiliate you more than you've already done for yourself.

00:42:18I mean, really Miles?

00:42:20Gina?

00:42:21Everyone already knows that she's trying to hide an open door of your shoes.

00:42:23You're sitting there.

00:42:24I'm sorry.

00:42:25I'm sorry.

00:42:26I'm sorry.

00:42:27I'm sorry.

00:42:28I'm sorry, enfant.

00:42:29I was just thinking you're getting rich in your shoes.

00:42:30I was thinking to ask him.

00:42:32I was sure to ask him about that.

00:42:33I don't want your shoes and your shoes and your shoes and your shoes,

00:42:35everyone already knows that she's trashy so what does that make you clear you

00:42:42are my wife you're gonna come back to me whether you like it or not oh my god is

00:42:53that Dominic Bridges the billionaire Dominic Bridges I can't believe he's

00:42:58back in the States

00:43:05he's so hot how do I look you look great yeah yeah boost fine yeah yeah yeah okay okay

00:43:31hey dude what's going on what's good brother hey dude it's been a while I figure after uh

00:43:41I seen you on Forbes billionaire cover that you wouldn't want to mingle around with peasants like

00:43:47us how you been good good yeah I've been uh I've been good how are you oh I'm doing really good

00:43:56running my own business nothing compared to what you're doing of course uh so what brought you

00:44:02out a woman actually uh uh why are you staring at my wife like that

00:44:13let's see uh I'm Chris Parker I'm 50 I uh spend most of my free time hiking and collecting climbing

00:44:37equipment um I have a son and a granddaughter on the way 50. girl are you that damn old you said

00:44:46you're 52 on the dating app and you are definitely 60. boys will be boys even in their 60s

00:44:51we'll start with London and then Paris and then Rome then all the way to Beijing the three of us

00:44:59three of us you me and my wife of course your wife but this is a date hmm my oh my you are

00:45:07absolutely stunning what do you say we get together and have a baby before we get too old shall we

00:45:12god I'd like to see you try good because I always like to record

00:45:18excuse me boss it's time for your date should I leave this here or where's this from well department

00:45:27store cheap as it gets on the car once used excellent is there anything else you need just

00:45:34keep this quiet yes boss no one will ever find out that the chairman of peak climbers

00:45:39is going as a date as an ordinary urban driver

00:45:41hi I'm Jerry what's with the glasses four eyes are you blind who the hell wants to be with a sick old man

00:45:53I'll need 60% of your wages each month 30% will cover daily expenses 30% will go to the bank

00:46:05to cover my mortgage oh how generous you left me 40% no that 40% is going straight to my account

00:46:12I'm down in an hour plus 10 if you want overnight I'm sorry I'm actually looking for someone to marry

00:46:21half a million a month can you go to self-work

00:46:24I think it's

00:46:29Mark

00:46:33Hi I'm Jerry Smith

00:46:47Chris Chris Parker

00:46:49Let's get married

00:46:50That's your pitch

00:46:52I'm a very straightforward man

00:46:54Lucky you

00:46:54that is exactly my time

00:46:59it's the time of year when christmas calls songs by the fire and stories in bed

00:47:05elf on the shelf has a note to be read

00:47:08oh no no i've got it

00:47:14mom what are you doing here it's always so good to see you two

00:47:23how's work same boss still great wish i had more time off though

00:47:30and have you decided on a name for the baby yeah actually um

00:47:36it's emma you can't name her that emma's your sister's name that's exactly why i like it

00:47:47i know she's not around anymore but i figured that she would appreciate that i named our baby

00:47:54daughter after her no that was your grandma's gift for her and her only i mean your father

00:48:01and sister have been gone for decades let's just let them stay in our memory and not try to replace

00:48:07mom this is my house i can't have you come in here and try to disrespect that

00:48:14sure you'll get your respect when your daughter is old enough to talk son

00:48:20i can't imagine how dad didn't get driven crazy by you

00:48:24don't you ever talk about me and your father like that

00:48:29i'm a grown man i have a family now you can't just drop by and tell me what to do

00:48:36you clearly need the help not from an overbearing old sad crazy woman like you

00:48:43ta that's too much

00:48:45i'm sorry mom i didn't mean to

00:48:50so that's what you think of me chris it's not like that

00:48:56take care of yourself sweetheart

00:48:58mom where are you going anywhere but here it's raining outside please just

00:49:04oh god damn it you gotta be kidding

00:49:20me

00:49:21oh god i'm gonna freeze out here

00:49:24what do you want chris it's me what's wrong did someone upset you cherry no no it

00:49:50doesn't sound like nothing what is better are you outside my shitty car broke down in the

00:49:57middle of the woods what in this weather in the middle of

00:50:00december i'm going to pick you up no no no it's fine it's no reason for you to

00:50:05freeze out here too where are you

00:50:07it's more of lincoln road i think i'll be right there don't move

00:50:12go to lincoln road now

00:50:19yeah but how are you going to explain your identity

00:50:22you know what about me an overdrivers driver

00:50:26get out i'll drive

00:50:27hey baby you need a ride

00:50:43oh thank god hold on let me get the door for me

00:50:50you with your coffee bathed in light

00:50:54i'm famous so there's no use making reasons to refuse any part of you

00:51:02and it takes it out of me that i have to watch as we break in perfectly

00:51:17where to m'lady driver makes the call but somewhere warm i'm frozen my uh

00:51:31my uh my cabin is just down the road

00:51:34we could stay there tonight yeah have a little honeymoon your wish

00:51:41is my command all we need to do is take a warm shower

00:51:46drink a shot of whiskey and pray for a good night's sleep

00:51:50well that's not all we need to do

00:52:01oh

00:52:16chris you didn't have to oh i could help i'm almost done have a seat i could i

00:52:23Almost done. Have a seat.

00:52:25I can...

00:52:27Have a seat.

00:52:29Okay, okay.

00:52:53What are you looking at?

00:53:07Have a seat.

00:53:11You're incredible.

00:53:19This is the best breakfast I've had in years.

00:53:21Aww, I'm flattered.

00:53:25You mentioned us going to the auction today.

00:53:27Is that still happening?

00:53:28Yes.

00:53:29And actually, we should start getting ready soon.

00:53:34Do I look okay?

00:53:36Like a dream.

00:53:38But I do have a small present for you.

00:53:44Oh.

00:53:46Jerry.

00:53:49This is beautiful.

00:53:51Aww.

00:53:55So sweet.

00:53:56You think the weather's kind of cold.

00:53:59But you know you've got a hand to hold.

00:54:03Come along out and play.

00:54:07What a wonderful day.

00:54:09Mm-mm.

00:54:10Your white cheeks.

00:54:11Oh, I know, honey.

00:54:12Do you think I'm all overdressed?

00:54:13Not at all.

00:54:14This is who you are.

00:54:15Don't be shy.

00:54:16Don't be shy.

00:54:17Wow, wow, wow.

00:54:19Look at this old mummy.

00:54:25Somebody bought her new bandages.

00:54:28Wow, wow, wow.

00:54:29Look at this old mummy.

00:54:32Somebody bought her new bandages.

00:54:33Somebody bought her new bandages.

00:54:36It lost.

00:54:37Had.

00:54:38Looks like someone forgot her dentures today.

00:54:40Don't be jealous, darling.

00:54:42They're new and permanent.

00:54:44Jealous?

00:54:45Don't make me laugh.

00:54:47You disgusting old bitch.

00:54:49What is this, your new boy toy?

00:55:06Old and sick.

00:55:07Great taste.

00:55:09Come on, honey.

00:55:11What's her problem?

00:55:13Mia?

00:55:14She's been like that since high school.

00:55:16Always trying to be superior to everyone.

00:55:17But always falling short.

00:55:23Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for joining us.

00:55:26Welcome to the year's annual Christmas charity auction.

00:55:31Let's get started with our first precious item.

00:55:34The legendary alpenstock from Sir Edmund's collection.

00:55:43Jerry!

00:55:44Jerry!

00:55:46Emma!

00:55:47Jerry!

00:55:51Jerry!

00:55:52We will begin the bidding at $500.

00:55:57$600.

00:55:58$600, thank you, ma'am.

00:56:00$700.

00:56:01$700 in the back, thank you.

00:56:02$1,000.

00:56:03$1,000, thank you.

00:56:05$1,000.

00:56:07$1,000 going once.

00:56:09$1,100.

00:56:10It's a fine walking stick.

00:56:13It's mine.

00:56:14$1,100 going once.

00:56:15$1,000.

00:56:16$1,000.

00:56:17$1,000.

00:56:17You don't deserve it.

00:56:18$1,000.

00:56:20Dear, that alpenstock's worth $1,000 at most.

00:56:23I know.

00:56:24But I need it back.

00:56:27$20,000.

00:56:28$20,000 from the lovely lady in the corner.

00:56:32$20,000 going once.

00:56:33What are you waiting for?

00:56:35Don't tell me you're waiting for your ex-husband to save you again.

00:56:38Oh, I'm sorry.

00:56:40I forgot.

00:56:41He is dead.

00:56:43Fine.

00:56:48It's over.

00:56:50Mia is going to be the next captain.

00:56:52$20,000 going twice.

00:57:13$30,000.

00:57:15$30,000 from the gentleman in the center of the room.

00:57:18This is none of your business.

00:57:20It is.

00:57:21She is not alone.

00:57:23Oh, gross.

00:57:24$32,000.

00:57:25Thank you, $32,000.

00:57:26Do I hear $35,000?

00:57:28$70,000.

00:57:30$70,000.

00:57:31Are you serious?

00:57:32You can't just say any random number.

00:57:34You actually have to be able to pay for it.

00:57:37I can do this all day.

00:57:39Ring one.

00:57:40Bear warning, last call.

00:57:41$70,000.

00:57:48$70,000.

00:57:50Sold.

00:57:50$70,000 from the Alpensox to the lovely couple in the center of the room.

00:57:55Thank you very much.

00:57:55Everybody, please.

00:57:56A round of applause for the lovely couple.

00:57:59It means so much to me.

00:58:01It's so important.

00:58:02Oh, I'll pay you back later.

00:58:03It's my treat.

00:58:04I can't have my wife going home empty-handed.

00:58:06I'm flattered, but this is different.

00:58:12What's the matter?

00:58:14Let's go take a closer look.

00:58:17Ma'am, I needed to deliver this to you in person.

00:58:22It is the most expensive item I've ever sold.

00:58:26You're very lucky.

00:58:29Merry Christmas.

00:58:30Thank you, sir.

00:58:31Is it the one you were looking for?

00:58:37Maybe.

00:58:39Are you all right?

00:58:43Breathe.

00:58:45Slowly.

00:58:50What happened?

00:58:51Is something wrong with it?

00:58:53Welcome back.

00:58:55This belonged to you?

00:58:58My late husband bought this for me many years ago.

00:59:01My most precious belonging.

00:59:05I thought I'd never see it again.

00:59:07Oh.

00:59:10I'm so sorry.

00:59:11One minute.

00:59:13Yeah.

00:59:17Okay.

00:59:24Oh, Tom.

00:59:25Look, look, look.

00:59:26The Alpenstock that your dad bought me 20 years ago.

00:59:29I thought I lost it.

00:59:30I got a call from my friend at the auction.

00:59:32$70,000 for this?

00:59:34Are you losing your mind?

00:59:36No, Tom.

00:59:36No.

00:59:37You promised me that you would never touch climbing gear again.

00:59:40Tom, this is different.

00:59:41I don't fucking care.

00:59:43Please don't say that.

00:59:44They're dead.

00:59:45Dad and Emma are fucking dead.

00:59:47Dad and Emma are fucking dead.

00:59:50Maybe if you wouldn't have fucking supported their stupid hobby, they'd still be around.

00:59:57It was an accident.

00:59:58You can't blame it all on me.

00:59:59Is that not enough?

01:00:01What, are you going to take a new family up there to that death hike?

01:00:04Or are you going to wait until my daughter's born and then do the same to her?

01:00:08It was never my intention.

01:00:10Please don't say that.

01:00:13Look at me.

01:00:14You are never welcome in my home again.

01:00:17And if you want to go die, go die alone.

01:00:21No, Tom.

01:00:22Tom, wait.

01:00:31Chris.

01:00:32Chris.

01:00:33Chris.

01:00:38Chris.

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