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00:00:00You
00:00:04But I'm here to protect you
00:00:06You better listen to everything I say. That's my dad's best friend Chris Collins. He was sent here to keep me safe
00:00:14What did you get yourself into Harper you fantasize about fucking guys your dad's age, Harper that is so nasty
00:00:23I don't kiss and I don't make love Harper. Maybe I'm into that. I'm too dangerous
00:00:35You know what's not cute be jealous
00:00:42It's in it you're jealous
00:00:45What the hell is happening to me? I slept with my dad's best friend
00:00:50You know I'm dangerous. I'll be sure of it
00:00:53Do your worst daddy
00:01:08Oh looking good girl
00:01:10Oh
00:01:21Another creep just my luck
00:01:27Please pick up
00:01:29Hi dad um
00:01:31I'm I'm stuck and I I need you to come help me
00:01:38Sure thing hunt
00:01:40Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:01:42He'll be there soon
00:01:44Hey
00:01:46Hey
00:01:48Who?
00:01:50Drugging girls in my club?
00:01:52You must have a death wish
00:01:54You've got the wrong guy I swear
00:02:08Shut up
00:02:08You have the worst timing
00:02:10Hey, you know that favor you owe me
00:02:12I'm cashing it in
00:02:14I'm cashing it in
00:02:16Now
00:02:24What are you doing?
00:02:25What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:02:33It's nice and warm in the back of my truck
00:02:36You get away from me creep
00:02:38Ah
00:02:38You've got a mouth on you don't you?
00:02:43Stop
00:02:44Let's see what else it can do
00:02:48What the hell
00:02:57Mr. Collins
00:02:58That's in his best friend
00:03:00You're shivering
00:03:19Come on kiddo
00:03:20Kiddo?
00:03:21Why is he still calling me that?
00:03:23I'm a grown ass woman
00:03:26Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:03:29Let's go
00:03:30I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like
00:03:41five Christmases
00:03:49Something wrong?
00:03:53Your arm is
00:03:58wet
00:03:58From the rain
00:04:00From the rain
00:04:03Wipe it then
00:04:04There's no rain up there
00:04:12There's no rain up there
00:04:14Rain, sorry
00:04:16So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:04:29Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or
00:04:30Beating up sleaze bags not picking up some guy's daughter
00:04:35Come to think of it
00:04:49Come to think of it
00:04:51I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months
00:04:53I don't do small talk
00:04:55I don't think of it
00:04:58Okay then
00:05:03Wait, wait, wait, wait, stop
00:05:05I need to pick something
00:05:06No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol
00:05:08I am 22 years old
00:05:10Exactly
00:05:11Kiddo
00:05:11Shut up
00:05:12You're not that much older than me
00:05:15Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later
00:05:17And I need to buy alcohol
00:05:18Because otherwise
00:05:19Nobody will want to be friends with me
00:05:20And then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year
00:05:22And nobody
00:05:25If I take you
00:05:27Will you shut up?
00:05:28Yes
00:05:37I'll be quick
00:05:47You're not going out there dressed like that
00:05:53It's not safe
00:05:55Has it been like this the whole time?
00:05:57Yeah
00:05:58Why didn't you say something?
00:06:00I just did
00:06:01You freaking creep
00:06:04Give me a jacket or something
00:06:17When you're done checking me out
00:06:36I think your store closes in two minutes
00:06:38I was not checking you out
00:06:39That was a yawn
00:06:40I'm sure it was kiddo
00:06:42It's past your bedtime
00:06:43Stop calling me kid
00:07:02You might actually make friends tonight, Harper
00:07:04This is a small kickback
00:07:14Looks like a goddamn circus in there
00:07:17Does your dad know about that?
00:07:19Well
00:07:20Maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit
00:07:23I would give a shit what he thinks
00:07:24But he doesn't live here
00:07:26And neither do you
00:07:27Yeah, about that
00:07:29I live here now
00:07:29He put me in charge
00:07:31And I'm kicking everyone out
00:07:33Wait, Chris, no, please
00:07:34This might be my only chance to make friends
00:07:48You can't buy your friends, kid
00:07:51I don't have another choice
00:07:54I've barely met anyone since I transferred here
00:07:56And this is my last year of college
00:07:58And I don't want to graduate alone
00:08:03Fine
00:08:04Have your kickback
00:08:06Or not
00:08:07Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back
00:08:10I don't need you to look after me
00:08:13I don't need you to look after me
00:08:17Who is that?
00:08:20No
00:08:20I'm going to kill you?
00:08:25I'm going to kill you?
00:08:27Count your days, slut?
00:08:29It's not a big deal
00:08:30I can explain
00:08:31This is your ex, Brian
00:08:33Your dad was talking about him
00:08:34This sick fuck
00:08:36You guys were spying on me?
00:08:38Mark cares about your safety
00:08:41That's the only reason I'm here
00:08:43It's either me living here or three bodyguards
00:08:46Your choice
00:08:54You are not living here
00:08:57I don't give a shit what my dad says
00:08:59I don't need a babysitter
00:09:02Then stop acting like a baby
00:09:06You better not show your face in there
00:09:09I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends
00:09:15I don't need you
00:09:18God damn it
00:09:20Promstmark
00:09:30Whoa
00:09:31Who's this
00:09:32Puff Grandpa?
00:09:33Grandpa?
00:09:35He's hotter than you, right?
00:09:37Huh?
00:09:44Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life
00:09:49I could literally be on a yacht right now
00:09:51Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad
00:09:54And rich dad means
00:09:56Fancy alcohol!
00:10:03Hi, hi, uh, Christina Fox and
00:10:05And Becca too!
00:10:07I can't believe you guys actually came to my party!
00:10:10Duh!
00:10:11I didn't miss it
00:10:14It's really nice to meet you
00:10:17Well, um, please feel free to help yourselves
00:10:23Thanks, Heather
00:10:24Oh, it's Harper?
00:10:27Enjoy the party!
00:10:28I guess this bottle of McCallum makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper
00:10:38Where's Harper?
00:10:40Harper?
00:10:43Forget Harper
00:10:45Hang out with me
00:10:47I know somewhere we can talk
00:10:49I don't like talking
00:10:53Oh, I know your type, daddy
00:10:58Christina and I
00:10:59We're into group activities
00:11:01Talk or
00:11:02No talk
00:11:03You're telling me you would turn down the both of us
00:11:07For that nobody Harper
00:11:11Sorry, ladies
00:11:12I don't like my women
00:11:14Desperate
00:11:18Oh, and mention Harper's name again
00:11:20And I'll make you regret it
00:11:21Huh?
00:11:24He really picked Harper over us?
00:11:26I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us
00:11:41Oh, Harper! Hey!
00:11:44Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:11:48Everyone is using the one downstairs and
00:11:51Ew!
00:11:51Yeah, of course you can
00:11:53You're, you're like
00:11:55Your school royalty
00:11:57Thanks
00:11:58You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier
00:12:03We're, we're friends?
00:12:05Of course!
00:12:08I have to pee
00:12:10Wait for me?
00:12:11Uh, yeah, of course
00:12:12I'll just maybe be right outside my own room
00:12:17What dirt can I find?
00:12:33Oh, this is gold
00:12:38Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch
00:12:43Time to shut your loser party down
00:13:03I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy
00:13:05The hell?
00:13:25Attention everybody!
00:13:27Hello!
00:13:29You all seem a little bored
00:13:32So why don't I spice things up by reading
00:13:37A few pages of Harper's diary!
00:13:42Let's see
00:13:44Dear diary
00:13:46Dad never wants to hang out with me
00:13:49Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me
00:13:51Oh Harper
00:13:55Daddy issues much?
00:14:01No!
00:14:01I just need to give it back!
00:14:06Dad's friend Chris
00:14:09Is like a dilf
00:14:11That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck
00:14:14And honestly
00:14:15If he weren't my dad's best friend!
00:14:21You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:14:26Harper, that is so nasty
00:14:28No, Christina, it's not true
00:14:30Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something
00:14:33Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:14:41Let's fool her down
00:14:45Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:15:02Fuck this
00:15:15Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:15:34You are supposed to get rid of him!
00:15:36Come to her party, take advantage of her kindness, and you make fun of her family life?
00:15:46It was a joke! It was a joke!
00:15:48The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid, without her father in her life.
00:15:53Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:15:56Chris, that's enough. Let her go.
00:16:01Yeah, one last thing.
00:16:08What the hell is wrong with you?
00:16:10You're too old to be this petty!
00:16:12You're damn right I'm petty!
00:16:14Let's get one thing straight. Harper might be too kind to flash your family's connections.
00:16:19If you mess with her again, fuck you up.
00:16:25But we're literally just girls!
00:16:27I don't give a fuck! Everyone out!
00:16:30The fuck out!
00:16:39What the hell was that?
00:16:43What the hell was that?
00:17:00She hurt you.
00:17:01Chris, I'm fine.
00:17:03Chris, I said I'm fine!
00:17:10You're crying.
00:17:13Why are you crying?
00:17:14I won't understand.
00:17:16Those aren't your friends, kid!
00:17:18They just tried to hurt you!
00:17:19I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:17:22Stupid. I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox. You just embarrassed me in front of-
00:17:28I'm gonna stop you right here.
00:17:29And she's the queen of ours-
00:17:30I said stop!
00:17:34I said stop!
00:17:37I don't care if she runs the school. We'll find you another school. I'm here to keep you safe.
00:17:42Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students just cause you run some sort of shady business-
00:17:48I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:17:52I told you to stop calling me that.
00:17:59And I told you to stop acting like love.
00:18:04Oh yeah?
00:18:07If I'm such a kid, what's that breast against my leg right now?
00:18:11Sorry kid. That's my gun.
00:18:19You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:18:23You better not be here tomorrow.
00:18:25You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:18:37I don't care what my dad says.
00:18:40You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:18:46I don't care what my dad says.
00:18:49Oh! God.
00:19:06What?
00:19:14What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:19:19No.
00:19:23No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:19:24It cannot be happening. He's gonna be back in every second.
00:19:35You know, if he weren't played, he could have just asked.
00:19:41I don't wanna- I don't wanna play. What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:19:45Oh, I'm the perv?
00:19:46You're the one who came into my room, into my closet when I wasn't here.
00:19:51I-I-I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:19:56Uncuff me.
00:19:58Uncuff me.
00:20:02What are your manners?
00:20:06Say please.
00:20:10I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:20:12Give me the key.
00:20:13What the?
00:20:14You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:20:15Are you ready to listen? Like a good little girl? Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:20:30Rule number one.
00:20:31There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo. You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:20:44So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you, you better listen to everything I say.
00:20:50I can take care of my-
00:20:52Rule number two. No talking back. I am the last guy. You want to piss off?
00:21:06Rule number three. Don't start any games. You're not ready to play.
00:21:13Rule number three.
00:21:29So what else do you have planned today?
00:21:34My plans are none of your concern.
00:21:37Here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America, we have this thing called privacy.
00:21:45You can have your privacy.
00:21:48Until sunset.
00:21:50What does that mean?
00:21:55You have curfew.
00:21:57Ah!
00:22:07How's my daughter?
00:22:19Um...
00:22:20Hot.
00:22:21What was that?
00:22:23Uh...
00:22:24She's hot-headed.
00:22:25Why the hell did I say that?
00:22:26That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:22:28Is she back from class?
00:22:30She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:22:33Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:22:35She's fine, Mark.
00:22:37Good.
00:22:38You're my best friend.
00:22:39You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:22:48You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:51You better have a good cause too, but you can just talk you off.
00:22:57I'm going to try my heart.
00:23:01And my heart is together, I'm going to try you on and hit your feet.
00:23:05Okay.
00:23:06What's your Hoje and Princess batter?
00:23:10This is the only one I trust you.
00:23:12Oh!
00:23:13Oh!
00:23:14you're a fucking strip club Harper your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble and you're
00:23:32at a goddamn strip
00:23:44uh excuse me we're filming filming filming what some real hot stuff now beat it grandpa go find a
00:23:54room somewhere else I'm looking for Harper it says her location is here so step aside before I make
00:24:01you nope Harper is my best friend and she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for hey
00:24:07wait wait wait wait he looks so sexy keep going Harper
00:24:19you shouldn't be here you shouldn't be here I tried to stop him
00:24:32no Harper you shouldn't be in this grimy ass place what do you think you're doing here
00:24:40it's for a class project give them this camera back you prick
00:24:43class my ass is that what you told her to get her here I'd stick this camera straight
00:24:49Chris stop not until I pummel this creep then the camera's next
00:24:52hey wait wait wait not the camera cost a thousand dollars
00:24:55you should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn
00:24:59that is enough
00:25:00these look amazing Harper oh my best friend is so sexy wait till the whole class sees this no one's
00:25:21going to see these deleting them what that is art give them this camera back or I swear to god I'll go
00:25:28out there and I'll give one of those creeps a lap dance see how much my dad likes that
00:25:34your choice
00:25:39camera it is
00:25:44no no no no no no no no you asshole
00:25:50if you ever ask Harper to do something like this I will jam that camera so far down your throat
00:25:56you'll be shitting out polaroids what the fuck is your problem
00:26:02leaving now
00:26:09so first you stalk me and then you humiliate me in front of my friends I did it for your own good
00:26:21you assaulted my classmate and ruined our project you need me around for your safety because clearly
00:26:28you can't do it on your own you should have seen the way those guys were looking at you
00:26:32like a piece of meat
00:26:34my classmate it sounds like someone's a little jealous
00:26:39jealous
00:26:43jealous
00:26:45you're cute Harper I'll give you that and those things you do they're cute too you know what's not cute
00:26:59me jealous
00:27:01now you were right I'm in some shady business and I don't give two shits about what your little
00:27:06friends think about me but you better not test me or I'll break you
00:27:11in more than one way on
00:27:16well guess what you just called me Harper instead of kid
00:27:24just admit that you want me
00:27:30what the hell is happening to me
00:27:37there's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter
00:27:41put your seat belt on
00:27:43you know what Chris you want to be my bodyguard
00:27:46fine but I'm gonna make you crazy for me
00:27:50let's see if dad keeps you around now
00:27:52so
00:27:55are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is
00:27:59no
00:28:00are you sleeping with a professor
00:28:03oh my god Maria no ew
00:28:07that's my dad's best friend Chris Collins
00:28:10he was sent here to keep me safe
00:28:13and he secretly wants to fuck you
00:28:16I don't know but I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home
00:28:20um wait you actually want to seduce your dad's best friend
00:28:27think about it
00:28:30we need to get my dad to fire Chris the only way to do that is if he makes a move so that's step one
00:28:37hmm you should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you
00:28:41he was jealous Harbs
00:28:43yeah right jealous of me
00:28:45I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods
00:28:47he's like a tech genius billionaire hobbyist MMA fighter
00:28:52not jealous of you dummy jealous over you
00:28:56it looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie
00:28:59so all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until
00:29:04until he snaps
00:29:05and then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter
00:29:09and when your dad sees that
00:29:11he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time
00:29:15here's to operation seduction
00:29:18Chris Collins
00:29:20Chris Collins you better watch out because I get what I want
00:29:24hmm hmm
00:29:24sexy outfit check popcorn check the notebook the only movie that can make a guy cry check
00:29:43what do you want
00:29:55you done giving me the silent treatment
00:29:57um popcorn
00:29:59Harper you idiot
00:30:01seduce him
00:30:03I mean I
00:30:05brought snacks
00:30:07as a peace offering
00:30:08but if you're busy
00:30:11I can come back later
00:30:14wait wait wait
00:30:16I have a day but that's not important your pulse is racing
00:30:20what's going on
00:30:22oh
00:30:23is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble
00:30:26uh
00:30:27no I just
00:30:28I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie
00:30:32but it's hard
00:30:34well are we watching a movie or not
00:30:47but what about your date
00:30:55how are you not crying this is like the saddest movie ever
00:31:02because it's not real
00:31:03this is ridiculous no one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this
00:31:09it's true love
00:31:11there's no such thing as true love
00:31:15anyone who's fully grown knows that kiddo
00:31:16or
00:31:17maybe
00:31:18you're just a soulless AI bot
00:31:19and there are batteries in your back
00:31:21and there are batteries in your back
00:31:22oh
00:31:24maybe
00:31:25you're just a soulless AI bot
00:31:26because it's not real
00:31:28because it's not real
00:31:29this is ridiculous
00:31:30no one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this
00:31:32it's true love
00:31:33there's no such thing as true love
00:31:34anyone who's fully grown knows that kiddo
00:31:36or
00:31:38maybe
00:31:40you're just a soulless AI bot
00:31:43and there are batteries in your back
00:31:54what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:32:00what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:32:05now come on
00:32:06just admit that you enjoyed it
00:32:08shhh
00:32:14don't mess with me Harper
00:32:15I'm not a toy
00:32:16I'll ruin you
00:32:17well
00:32:18I'm not just something that can be ruined
00:32:20as hard as you try to convince yourself
00:32:22I'm not a little girl anymore
00:32:28it's not a lie
00:32:30you are a beautiful woman
00:32:32and I'm too much for you kid
00:32:35you can't handle me
00:32:36try me
00:32:37try me
00:32:42I don't do that lovey-dovey shit
00:32:45I don't kiss
00:32:46and I don't make love Harper
00:32:50maybe I'm into that
00:32:52no
00:32:54I don't think you are
00:32:55what did you get yourself into Harper?
00:32:58what did you get yourself into Harper?
00:33:00I don't want any more
00:33:02and even with Harper's fault
00:33:03I never left you
00:33:11just
00:33:13shut up and watch the movie
00:33:15I'm sorry
00:33:16I love you
00:33:17I love you
00:33:18this is the last thing I can do for you
00:33:19I love you
00:33:20this is the last thing I can do for you
00:33:26you're supposed to seduce him Harper
00:33:31not be seduced by him
00:33:33I told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:33:38I told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:33:42you're late big daddy
00:33:44but you sound pissed
00:33:47so I'll wait
00:33:49you wanna come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:33:52not tonight
00:33:54busy
00:33:56busy?
00:33:58never for me you're not
00:34:00when the hell could you possibly be?
00:34:03are you with another woman?
00:34:05woman? no
00:34:09not a woman
00:34:12do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:34:22not this guy
00:34:24who's my number
00:34:33whoever this girl is
00:34:35your days are numbered
00:34:37do not flake on Milana Kaufman
00:34:57she's going to be the death of me
00:34:59kid
00:35:02because I'm coming for you Chris Collins
00:35:14stay
00:35:19damn it Harper
00:35:29who's your place
00:35:32someone asks me?
00:35:33we have to say
00:35:34what other people do?
00:35:36that's what others like
00:35:38who I Bacon
00:35:40where he are
00:35:42who's looking at?
00:35:44there they dua
00:35:46a Melanie
00:35:48why
00:35:49not family
00:35:51don't
00:35:52teach
00:35:55so
00:35:57you
00:35:58you know if you're trying to fill me up you should probably have your hand inside my pants
00:36:06oh my god did we have sex oh my god did we have sex i slept with my dad's best friend
00:36:15his business partner i'm a dead girl walking no but we might as well if you're going to keep
00:36:22your hand on me so so we didn't no because you're still alive trust me you can't handle a night with
00:36:36me angel one night with me is when you wouldn't survive you don't know that let's just say you're
00:36:44lucky you're not my type oh yeah explain that that's morning wood sweetheart don't get your
00:36:53hopes up we're not on a nickname basis you're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a
00:36:59hint is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you
00:37:05is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you
00:37:09what's wrong not as adventurous as you thought you were i am gonna go for a cock a walk
00:37:21i'm gonna go for a walk with my friend thanks for watching me sleep bye
00:37:39so my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex but not how to do laundry
00:38:07struggling much
00:38:18i swear i've done my best
00:38:31i swear i've done my best
00:38:35i don't know what your game is but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty
00:38:46obvious kid
00:38:50i had no other choice i ran out of clothes and you don't know how to do laundry sounds like
00:38:55an excuse to wear my shirt
00:38:58you just can't get away from me can you
00:39:00that's not
00:39:01no wonder we're
00:39:08that's bad manners angel
00:39:17i'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back
00:39:30would you complain about that princess
00:39:41i'd say do you worst
00:39:43i'd say do you worst
00:39:54i'd say do you worst
00:39:56i'm sorry
00:40:09i can't let this happen
00:40:11i can't let this happen
00:40:13what the heck why are you stopping
00:40:14you deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up harper
00:40:21but but what about
00:40:25there's no buts
00:40:26i can't let this happen again
00:40:30hot block
00:40:41you actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend
00:40:49you actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend
00:40:56that was part of the plan
00:40:58i can't even go back to my own place now i'm so embarrassed
00:41:01was it
00:41:02big
00:41:03so big
00:41:06look i don't want to talk about chris collins dick for a second longer
00:41:11it's bad enough that i basically fondled him like i'm the sex freak
00:41:15wait what do you mean he's a sex freak
00:41:17like bds on the whole nine yards
00:41:20whips
00:41:21chains
00:41:22handcuffs
00:41:23my dad has the worst taste in friends i swear
00:41:26why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me
00:41:29wait
00:41:30do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight
00:41:33oh i've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy
00:41:36what if he is coming
00:41:38well then you're going to have to show up smoking hot
00:41:41if you want operation seduction to work
00:41:44stop missing with that
00:41:59you're going to flash a 90 year old alumni and give him a heart attack
00:42:02you don't think it's too much maria
00:42:05how else you're going to woo your man
00:42:07he is not my man
00:42:09i hope you're not talking about me
00:42:15ew
00:42:15leave brian
00:42:17she doesn't want to speak to you
00:42:18you still letting this loser make your decisions for you
00:42:22harps
00:42:22huh
00:42:24what do you want brian
00:42:28just five minutes
00:42:33sorry
00:42:36but harper
00:42:37are you sure
00:42:38it's okay
00:42:39maybe if i talk to him they'll finally leave me alone
00:42:41where the fuck do you think you're taking
00:42:59i want to get back together
00:43:08you cheated on me
00:43:11i deserve better brian and it's not going to be from you
00:43:14but that was months ago
00:43:16huh
00:43:17haven't you already got your payback yet
00:43:20this isn't about payback
00:43:21i've moved on and you should too
00:43:25what do you mean moved on
00:43:29hmm
00:43:30are you fucking other guys
00:43:32you slut
00:43:33hmm
00:43:34no no no no no
00:43:37let me see then
00:43:38let me see how you're fucking other guys
00:43:40show me
00:43:41show me
00:43:42let go of me
00:43:43there's the most handsome man at the gala
00:43:46i was hoping i'd run into you
00:43:49a drink
00:43:50i don't have time for this
00:43:52you still owe me for our cancelled plans you know
00:43:55that's not happening
00:43:56ever
00:43:57are you fucking breaking up with me
00:44:00me
00:44:02we were never a thing to begin with babe
00:44:04get the fuck out of my way before i ruin you
00:44:08it's not a threat
00:44:09it's a fact
00:44:10you'll regret this christopher
00:44:17but i'm not going to come after you
00:44:20i'm going to come after your bitch
00:44:22that's stupid enough to take what's mine
00:44:24help me
00:44:29help
00:44:30why are you playing so hard again now slut
00:44:32stop it that's enough
00:44:34good girl
00:44:37you are going to regret that you bitch
00:44:40i don't think she will actually
00:44:42that's for calling her a bitch
00:44:45and this next one is because this suit is a dior custom
00:44:49you just made me rip it asshole
00:44:51you okay
00:44:54take her you psychopath
00:44:58she's fucking used goods anyways
00:45:00stop it
00:45:11you're going to kill him
00:45:12good
00:45:13he's not worth it
00:45:14let's go
00:45:16if you contact her
00:45:20if you go anywhere near her
00:45:21i'll finish the job
00:45:22i promise
00:45:23let's go
00:45:25fuck
00:45:32fuck
00:45:45chris you almost killed him
00:45:48should we call 9-1-1
00:45:51seriously harper
00:45:53he tried to hurt you you still care about him
00:45:56i handled myself just fine
00:45:58and if i wasn't there to save your ass what would have happened
00:46:00you're taking self-defense classes with me
00:46:19so you're the little slut that chris wants to play with now
00:46:31let's see who you are
00:46:36do we have to do this
00:46:50what does swimming have to do with self-defense
00:46:52doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim
00:46:55your dad wants me to keep you safe
00:46:59so yes
00:47:00we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you
00:47:04i'm gonna throw up
00:47:17breathe
00:47:21you can do this
00:47:24i'm right here
00:47:52don't focus on the water
00:47:54just look at me
00:47:56it's not hard to do
00:48:03it's okay it's okay
00:48:17it's me i got you
00:48:18it's okay
00:48:20you're fine
00:48:27you're fine harper
00:48:29just breathe
00:48:36just keep breathing
00:48:37how are you feeling
00:48:41fine
00:48:49just insanely distracted
00:48:51ready for the next step
00:48:54i don't know if i'm ready
00:49:01i'll hold your hand the whole time
00:49:04i thought you didn't make those
00:49:09what
00:49:11oh my god
00:49:15oh my god you're talking about swimming
00:49:18you're talking about swimming
00:49:22what goes on in that head of yours
00:49:27i want you to get used to being under water
00:49:31you're talking about swimming
00:49:50You did amazing you're just going to get better and better
00:50:19I can't do this
00:50:20It's okay
00:50:24We'll try again and more
00:50:27Just kiss me
00:50:28Your dad won't like this
00:50:32Don't think about him
00:50:34If you want me then kiss me
00:50:35If you want me then kiss me
00:50:40I don't think you understand what you're getting into
00:50:43I'm a dangerous man, Harper
00:50:45Just say you don't want me
00:50:49Does that feel like I don't want you
00:51:00I don't want you
00:51:03And I told you not to mess with me
00:51:06You're going to get hurt
00:51:07You're going to get hurt
00:51:11You're going to like me
00:51:13What the hell?
00:51:24What are you doing?
00:51:25We need to talk about this first
00:51:26Inside
00:51:27With our minds
00:51:28Not our crosses
00:51:29Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa
00:51:31I'm not a tease
00:51:32I just care about you
00:51:33So you are a grandpa
00:51:35Just as much as you're a kid
00:51:38Come on, let's go inside
00:51:43No, I need a moment to cool off
00:51:47I'm going to shower
00:51:50Harper, what are you doing?
00:52:03So this is where Chris has been lately
00:52:14Running a daycare
00:52:16Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:52:23Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:52:25I'm Elena Kaufman
00:52:27The heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries
00:52:29I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala
00:52:34But I wanted to warn you
00:52:36He might be sexy
00:52:38But you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart
00:52:41Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger
00:52:44Like strangers breaking into my house
00:52:46Oh, honey, I go where I want
00:52:50Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend
00:52:54You've been tracking him?
00:52:57What kind of psycho are you?
00:52:59The same kind he is
00:53:00Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately
00:53:06Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately
00:53:15I'm surprised
00:53:16It doesn't look like you can handle him in bed
00:53:20Just all around
00:53:23Not intense enough for him
00:53:26Not intense enough?
00:53:30Yeah, well
00:53:30Chris and I actually have a lot of fun
00:53:33Oh, please
00:53:37Don't make me laugh
00:53:38I mean, look at you
00:53:39You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever
00:53:43You're out of your league, kid
00:53:47Don't call me that
00:53:48You want to know how Chris likes to fuck?
00:53:55He likes to take you from behind
00:53:56Handcuff you so you can't run
00:53:59Choke you out
00:54:00None of that
00:54:02Kissing
00:54:03Pillow talk
00:54:04Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind
00:54:08Because he doesn't like to look at your face
00:54:09He'll be bored of you
00:54:14And weak
00:54:14He actually lives here
00:54:16With me
00:54:17You little skank
00:54:20Help me, I can't swim
00:54:30Help, help, I can't swim
00:54:36Harper, Harper
00:54:50Smile for tan
00:54:54Please don't
00:54:57Just crawl your way out
00:54:59Idiot
00:55:00That's what you get for stealing my man
00:55:03Harper
00:55:30Harper, no, come on
00:55:45Harper, no, come on
00:55:45Harper, Harper
00:55:47Harper, Harper
00:55:57Breathe, breathe, breathe
00:55:59It's okay, I got you
00:56:00You're safe
00:56:01I thought I was gonna die
00:56:04I thought I was gonna die
00:56:06You're okay, just breathe
00:56:08Just breathe
00:56:09You're safe now
00:56:11Just breathe
00:56:12Way to downgrade Chris
00:56:14I mean, I know she can homewreck
00:56:16But she can't even swim
00:56:17It's pathetic
00:56:18Homewreck?
00:56:20Hmm
00:56:20Harper could never homewreck us, Malala
00:56:24Hmm
00:56:25She couldn't have she tried
00:56:26I need you to come back to me, baby
00:56:32We were just playing hard to get
00:56:34So I got a little jealous
00:56:35She could never homewreck us
00:56:38She could never homewreck us because
00:56:39There's nothing to wreck
00:56:41Joke me
00:56:44Harder
00:56:45I miss how rough you get a baby
00:56:49I don't love you
00:56:53And you almost killed Harper
00:56:55How was I supposed to know
00:56:59That the bitch couldn't swim?
00:57:02She's fine
00:57:03Stop overreacting, baby
00:57:04What are you doing?
00:57:15Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad
00:57:17Asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market
00:57:20And why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kaufman Motors
00:57:25You're going to tell, dear old dad
00:57:27That it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt
00:57:32Do you got that?
00:57:34Are you threatening me?
00:57:35No
00:57:36I'm telling you
00:57:37Don't fuck with the people I care about
00:57:40Get out of here
00:57:44Wait
00:57:45Please
00:57:46Don't
00:57:47I'll do anything
00:57:48Please
00:57:49What are you doing?
00:57:50Chris, no
00:58:04Wait
00:58:05Wait
00:58:06Sorry for the situation I put you in, Harper
00:58:28She will not bother you again
00:58:32I swear
00:58:33Don't worry, Pat
00:58:35I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:58:45I never dated her
00:58:46We weren't a thing
00:58:49A lot of brain to her
00:58:52Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:59:06She said that
00:59:07That I would never be able to handle you
00:59:14She said that
00:59:18That I would never be able to handle you
00:59:25Satisfy you
00:59:29In bed
00:59:30That I was too much of a kid
00:59:37And that
00:59:38You'd never be into me
00:59:41Is that true?
00:59:46That's not how I feel, Harper
00:59:50But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel
00:59:55I'm supposed to protect you
00:59:58When I was in that pool
01:00:04I
01:00:05I really thought I was gonna die
01:00:08And all I could think about
01:00:12Was all the things I regret never doing
01:00:15What did you regret?
01:00:20Not doing this sooner
01:00:21Uh-oh
01:00:23I'll be back at you
01:00:25I'm going to break it out
01:00:28I'm going to break it out
01:00:30I'm going to break it up
01:00:31You're so sensitive
01:00:32I don't know
01:00:33I'm going to break it up
01:00:34Let's all the things I hope
01:00:35I love you
01:00:36And what is it level
01:00:37What?
01:00:38I don't know
01:00:39The reality
01:00:40I don't know
01:00:41What are you guys
01:00:41I don't know
01:00:42The horror
01:00:45I don't know
01:00:46I don't think I'm beloved
01:00:47This is revenge
01:00:49Thevu
01:00:50What the hell am I doing?
01:00:54Why don't you stop again?
01:00:57You're playing with fire, Harper.
01:00:59Your dad is going to kill me.
01:01:01I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
01:01:06This isn't about Mark.
01:01:08It's about you and me.
01:01:09So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:01:15I'm too dangerous.
01:01:17So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.
01:01:26It's for the best, Harper.
01:01:28There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:01:31Yeah.
01:01:33It's because you're a coward.
01:01:36You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:01:37Just admit it.
01:01:38You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:01:41Just be a man and own it.
01:01:42Not true.
01:01:43Don't!
01:01:44You're a psycho.
01:01:47I'm just trying to protect you.
01:02:03Morning.
01:02:05Bagel?
01:02:06I'm not hungry.
01:02:11You need to eat.
01:02:12No.
01:02:21What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:02:31Are we even now?
01:02:34You bageled me and you made me striptease for you.
01:02:37What's wrong, kiddo?
01:02:40I hate seeing you like this.
01:02:42You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:02:57Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:02:59Featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:03:08I'm going to make this up to you.
01:03:11Promise.
01:03:19Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:03:21Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:03:23Nope.
01:03:26Nope.
01:03:27And he's never going to.
01:03:29Huh?
01:03:30I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:03:33Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:03:36Oh, hey.
01:03:38Hey.
01:03:39Let's forget about that douchebag.
01:03:41Okay?
01:03:41You need to impress some fancy pants arts investor so you can pass this class.
01:03:45And I am not letting you fail.
01:03:47Stop moping.
01:03:48Let's go wine and dine some rich people.
01:03:51Okay?
01:03:54Okay.
01:04:07Wow.
01:04:08How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:04:10Like a million hours?
01:04:12Who the fuck cares?
01:04:14We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:04:18Make sure no one's coming.
01:04:36Whoops.
01:04:43I think I hear them coming.
01:04:45Let's go.
01:04:46One last touch.
01:04:48Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight.
01:05:00Harper.
01:05:05Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:05:08Huh?
01:05:09What?
01:05:09No, no, no, no, no.
01:05:12My final project.
01:05:15How am I going to graduate?
01:05:17Why would someone do this to me?
01:05:23Harper.
01:05:26Harper.
01:05:27I'm kind of confused.
01:05:29Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:05:31Shh.
01:05:31Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:05:36Shh.
01:05:37Don't say that.
01:05:39It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:05:46Did you do this?
01:05:51Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:05:56We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:05:58You're not going to get away with this.
01:06:00Guess what?
01:06:01You have no proof.
01:06:04Good luck with that, losers.
01:06:07That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:06:11Harper.
01:06:12There's the student I've been looking for.
01:06:14Professor, I can explain.
01:06:18Harper.
01:06:18Is this your work?
01:06:23It's so ugly.
01:06:25Isn't it, Professor?
01:06:26We have to fail Harper.
01:06:28It looks like a complete joke.
01:06:31Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:06:35In fact, a guest just bought this piece.
01:06:39Wait, what?
01:06:40Who would buy this crap?
01:06:42I would.
01:06:42Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:06:57I would.
01:07:00It's you.
01:07:02You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:07:06Christina, don't be rude.
01:07:08Don't you know who this is?
01:07:09Chris Collins is a renowned, rare art collector.
01:07:13There's no way.
01:07:15That's okay, Professor.
01:07:16Not everyone has taste.
01:07:20How much for this painting?
01:07:22Oh, no, you really don't.
01:07:22Our starting price is $18.
01:07:29Done.
01:07:31Wait, $1,800?
01:07:34Do you even study at this school or not?
01:07:36We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:07:40You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging, whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:07:52Here's two mil.
01:07:53What?
01:07:54Take the rest and buy art supplies.
01:07:56Whatever it is you need to get for Harper's sake.
01:07:59Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:08:02Oh, my God, oh, my God!
01:08:05Are you fucking kidding me?
01:08:09Are you fucking kidding me?
01:08:12Language, Miss Hawks.
01:08:13Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:08:16Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:08:20My father still runs this university.
01:08:23Money runs this university.
01:08:25And I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor, who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.
01:08:34You're going to get us expelled.
01:08:36Professor, you can't.
01:08:38Please.
01:08:38Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:08:42No, wait, Professor.
01:08:43Not so fast.
01:08:44What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:08:49Oh, no.
01:08:50Oh.
01:08:50Oh.
01:08:51Oh.
01:08:51Oh.
01:08:51Oh.
01:08:51Oh.
01:08:51Oh.
01:08:51Oh.
01:08:51Oh.
01:08:52Oh.
01:08:52Oh.
01:08:53Oh.
01:08:53Oh.
01:08:53Oh.
01:08:54Oh.
01:08:55Oh.
01:08:55Oh.
01:08:55Oh.
01:08:56Oh.
01:08:57Oh.
01:08:57Oh.
01:08:58I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:09:00Good luck proving it was us.
01:09:02Hmph.
01:09:04Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough
01:09:08for me.
01:09:09I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:09:12Those dresses, though.
01:09:14Wait.
01:09:14Wait.
01:09:15Huh?
01:09:16I...
01:09:16Ah!
01:09:20Ah!
01:09:21Ah!
01:09:21Ah!
01:09:22Ah!
01:09:22Ah!
01:09:23Ah!
01:09:23Ah!
01:09:24Ah!
01:09:24Ah!
01:09:24Ah!
01:09:25Ah!
01:09:25Ah!
01:09:26Ah!
01:09:27Ah!
01:09:28Ah!
01:09:28Ah!
01:09:29This is Versace!
01:09:30You asshole!
01:09:31You're going to fucking pay for this!
01:09:33What was it that you two said?
01:09:36Oh, right, good luck proving it was me.
01:09:39Ah!
01:09:40Ah.
01:09:42The chancellor wants you two in his office now.
01:09:45You're being suspended.
01:09:47Let's go.
01:09:48Why are you grabbing us?
01:09:49They're the ones who did this.
01:09:50Arrest them.
01:09:51Let's go.
01:09:53Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:09:55I'll see you later.
01:10:01Congratulations on the sale, Miss Reeves.
01:10:03Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:10:04That's $18,000.
01:10:07Seriously?
01:10:10I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:10:12What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:10:22He, um...
01:10:23I mean, I...
01:10:26I was an idiot.
01:10:30And I'm sorry, but I think this might help...
01:10:33show you how much I want you.
01:10:35A blindfold?
01:10:51I want you, Harper.
01:10:53I want to do things to you.
01:10:54Bad things.
01:11:01But only if you want me to.
01:11:03I want you to let go.
01:11:05I do.
01:11:18Why'd we stop?
01:11:20We've been waiting so long for this.
01:11:22I'm just going to have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:11:26Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:11:28And I'll wait for you.
01:11:35Wear that for me tonight.
01:11:43Harper!
01:11:45Harper!
01:11:47Low earth to Harper!
01:11:49You need to look at this!
01:11:50Can it wait, Maria?
01:11:51I'm having very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:11:57No!
01:11:57No!
01:11:57That's what I need to tell you about!
01:11:59Harper, look!
01:12:01You got the wrong...
01:12:03The guns and the money, it's not just for show?
01:12:07Harper, he's dangerous.
01:12:08You need to move out now!
01:12:10You can't keep living with him!
01:12:12I need to talk to him, okay?
01:12:13Harper!
01:12:14Harper!
01:12:14Harper!
01:12:14Harper!
01:12:14Harper!
01:12:14Harper!
01:12:14Harper!
01:12:14Harper!
01:12:14Harper!
01:12:14Harper!
01:12:14Harper!
01:12:14Harper!
01:12:14Harper!
01:12:14Harper!
01:12:23Taxi?
01:12:23For Harper?
01:12:28Who are you?
01:12:29Hey!
01:12:29Let go of me!
01:12:30Stop it!
01:12:40Please!
01:12:41Please let me go.
01:12:43If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:12:49Harper, Harper, Harper, Harper...
01:12:52Harper!
01:12:53Hmm?
01:12:53Ryan?
01:12:54Huh?
01:12:55Why are you doing this?
01:12:56We broke up.
01:12:58We broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:13:00You psycho!
01:13:02He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:13:06He humiliated me!
01:13:08But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:13:12He has some dangerous enemies.
01:13:14Ain't that right, fellas?
01:13:17Once he arrives to save his little princess...
01:13:22Well, we don't need to get into the gory details, do we?
01:13:25No.
01:13:26No.
01:13:27You can just watch.
01:13:29No, no, no, no...
01:13:31No, no, no!
01:13:32No, no!
01:13:50A trap?
01:13:51Rob? What the hell?
01:14:10Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:14:15I hope you don't mind. I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:14:19Before you sleep with my daughter, you should probably know where she is first.
01:14:29Hey, crap. I can explain.
01:14:30You're gonna explain.
01:14:32But first...
01:14:36You know my daughter better than I do?
01:14:38Is that text a prank?
01:14:42Harper's in trouble. We need to go.
01:14:43Should we have some fun with you after we kill Leather Grant?
01:14:52Should we make him watch?
01:14:58Oh!
01:14:59Looks like he's here!
01:15:01Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper? Huh?
01:15:07Mm-hmm.
01:15:08Get ready, boys.
01:15:09I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:15:24That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit!
01:15:33My shit!
01:15:51What's the matter, tough guy?
01:15:53What?
01:15:54I'm gonna talk without you.
01:15:55Are you bodyguards?
01:16:01Let me go!
01:16:03I-I-I'll leave all my-
01:16:04I already told you once.
01:16:05You should have listened to me dead.
01:16:10I'm gonna kill you, you god damn dick.
01:16:12Ah!
01:16:13Ah!
01:16:19Call in all minutes.
01:16:208-2-11-675-9.
01:16:22Unrepeated.
01:16:31Are you okay?
01:16:32Did he hurt you?
01:16:34Chris, I-I put you in-in danger.
01:16:37You should run far away from me and my package.
01:16:40When it comes to you, Harper, I'm willing to take my chances.
01:16:50Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?
01:16:58Oh my god, dad, what the hell?!
01:17:00It's okay.
01:17:02I'll handle it.
01:17:03I want to hear it from my daughter.
01:17:04Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:17:07I want an answer now before I-before I kill him!
01:17:09No, dad!
01:17:10Look.
01:17:12I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.
01:17:15What?
01:17:16Deep down, I-I know that-
01:17:20You just want me to be safe.
01:17:26Chris makes me feel safe.
01:17:28Please don't be mad.
01:17:29You're wrong about that.
01:17:30It's not deep down.
01:17:31It is the most important thing to me.
01:17:32Your happiness.
01:17:33If that means being with Chris, then he better not screw this up.
01:17:35Or I will make him regret it.
01:17:36I believe you.
01:17:37You keep her safe.
01:17:38With my goddamn life.
01:17:43You keep her safe.
01:17:45You keep her safe.
01:17:48With my goddamn life.
01:17:49You keep her safe.
01:17:51I believe you you keep her safe
01:17:58With my goddamn life
01:18:16Do you remember my instructions?
01:18:18Yes
01:18:31Yes, daddy
01:18:35Say it
01:18:37Yes, daddy
01:18:43I want you to beg for it
01:18:45I want you to fuck me now
01:18:51I want you to fuck me now
01:18:55Stop teasing
01:19:04I want you now
01:19:11Daddy, say it
01:19:13or I'll punish you.
01:19:27Don't stop, Daddy.
01:19:43Are you sure about that?
01:20:03We have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:20:07You can either uncuff me
01:20:10or fuck me.
01:20:13You know I'm dangerous.
01:20:30Or it's your mind.
01:20:34Do your worst, Daddy.
01:20:43From your heart, it's too late
01:20:47To get back from yesterday
01:20:51As I start, I'm not stopping.
01:21:02I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:21:07You're different.
01:21:25Ready for round five?
01:21:29Stop it. I'm sore.
01:21:32Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:21:36What if I don't?
01:21:40What was that?
01:21:41Crap, it's my dad.
01:21:43Honey, you home?
01:21:44Um, Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:21:46I'm just going to come in.
01:21:47I told you I was busy.
01:21:53This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:21:56If you want to get up to adult stuff,
01:21:58you need to move out.
01:21:59Okay, I will.
01:22:01Can you get out?
01:22:02I think I've had enough surprises
01:22:17to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:22:18Can I please just open my eyes?
01:22:20No, please keep them covered.
01:22:23I want to give a speech.
01:22:24And I can't look at you
01:22:25while you're giving a speech?
01:22:26I get nervous when I open up.
01:22:29You literally carry around a gun,
01:22:32but whatever.
01:22:34Just get on with it.
01:22:36What I do for a living,
01:22:38the not-so-legal part,
01:22:41it's dangerous for me
01:22:44to let people into my life
01:22:46and for me to be...
01:22:50Vulnerable?
01:22:52Yeah.
01:22:53But I knew when I was in charge
01:22:55of keeping you safe,
01:22:56I was doomed.
01:22:57You're like a magnet, Harper,
01:23:01and I want to be around you.
01:23:04Forever.
01:23:14So you're moving into
01:23:15the Empire State Building?
01:23:16I'm moving you in there.
01:23:22As a graduation present.
01:23:25And also, I love you
01:23:28and want you to be
01:23:29my girlfriend present.
01:23:34Only if you want to.
01:23:36Either way,
01:23:38the apartment's yours.
01:23:39Are you serious?
01:23:42What's wrong?
01:23:44It's a tacky?
01:23:46I liked it.
01:23:47I thought...
01:23:47Deal!
01:23:52But on one condition,
01:23:54one friend.
01:23:56Which is?
01:23:57You have to move in there with me.
01:24:00Deal.
01:24:01Deal.
01:24:01Deal.
01:24:01Deal.
01:24:01Deal.
01:24:01Deal.
01:24:02Deal.
01:24:03Deal.
01:24:05Deal.
01:24:05Deal.
01:24:05Deal.
01:24:05Deal.
01:24:05Deal.
01:24:05Deal.
01:24:05Deal.
01:24:05Deal.
01:24:05Deal.
01:24:05Deal.
01:24:05Deal.
01:24:05Deal.
01:24:05Deal.
01:24:05Deal.
01:24:05Deal.
01:24:05Deal.
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