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Below Deck Down Under follows yachties as they work and play on a super-yacht sailing around Australia. The series also showcases a unique additional challenge for the crew as the guests expect not only an adventure on the water but also underwater with scuba diving and other activities as some of the main attractions of the region.
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00:00I'm like a sexy chicken.
00:06Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
00:12We are now going to watch some never-before-seen footage.
00:16Oh, we love never-before-seen.
00:19Ay, the secrets. Come out.
00:21The secrets.
00:22Oh, my God, what could this be?
00:24I like to take it outside of the bedroom, maybe.
00:32So maybe, like, we like to do adventurous things
00:35and if we're out in nature.
00:37I don't know why I thought he was bisexual at the beginning.
00:40The way he carries himself is so elegant, so graceful.
00:44This cannot be this perfect.
00:50She thinks I'm interested in Usman?
00:53Even if that's not the case, she wants to make sure
00:55that he has no interest in you.
00:57When I was in a symbol with Usman,
00:59he told me he thought Chantel was cute
01:01and, like, why are you calling another girl pretty to me?
01:09I'm a little gun-shy.
01:11I haven't been on a date in, like, four years,
01:13maybe five years.
01:14He was just living with a girl in Brazil for, like, a month.
01:18Like, it's cool just, like, living with people
01:21and not taking them on dates.
01:23He does his thing.
01:24That was not his first date in five years, bull .
01:27I heard that you paid for her to have a male stripper
01:30and you felt turned on watching her with a male stripper.
01:32Yeah, I bought her a stripper.
01:34But, again, context is king.
01:37Context is king.
01:39Because you have been talking about me, too,
01:41for the last seven years.
01:42No.
01:43And now it's my turn.
01:45When Courtney asked me if she could say something to the team,
01:47and I say, go for it.
01:49Because if she wouldn't do that,
01:51then I wouldn't have the opportunity to say that
01:53in front of everybody.
01:55Throw the up!
01:57Double CC, Hunt for Love, take one, march.
02:04Hump for love.
02:05Hump for love.
02:06It's the hunt for love,
02:08but some of these singles think that it's the hump for love.
02:12All right, Rob, saddle up, partner.
02:15All right.
02:16Let's do it.
02:17This is gonna be good.
02:18Oh, I'm anxious.
02:19Why?
02:20It's gonna be exciting!
02:21All right, let's do this thing.
02:24All right, Cole, we're gonna get to watch
02:27your breakfast date with Jen.
02:29This is gonna be awkward.
02:34Hola, papilla!
02:35Hola!
02:36Are you hungry?
02:37Wow!
02:38Got you something.
02:39She is a fashionista,
02:41so she was getting pretty upset
02:43because she wore the beautiful baby blue dress thing.
02:46So she didn't want to actually, like, get in the pool
02:48because she didn't want to get it wet.
02:49Ah!
02:50Let's get out of here.
02:51Go, go, go.
02:52I'll take the tray.
02:53Wow.
02:54Okay, there you go.
02:57I'm gonna dry you off.
03:00Yeah, of course.
03:01I don't want to inappropriately touch you.
03:04You can touch me a little bit.
03:06That's so Latina.
03:07Do you see her reaction?
03:08She was like, touch me a little.
03:10He was like, I don't want to inappropriately touch you.
03:12I was like, bitch, stop being weird.
03:14Touch my ass.
03:17Your turn.
03:18Yeah.
03:20I hate saying this out loud, but if the guy's like...
03:24We're having a conversation and clearly I like him.
03:27If he leans in towards my face and goes,
03:29can I kiss you?
03:30I'm like, oh, you just it up.
03:32Just kiss me.
03:33Like, I need you to be a little aggressive.
03:35Like, don't ask me permission.
03:36May I touch you?
03:37Why are your hands not on my ?
03:38Sorry.
03:39Sorry.
03:40Yeah, I mean, I like to do weird things with my partner.
03:49What kind of weird things does she like to do?
03:53Yeah, like, um, I don't know an example.
03:56Draw play.
03:57Do you have any weird or kinky stuff you're into?
04:01Honestly, not really.
04:03On dating apps, so many guys want their
04:06and I'm like, no.
04:08No way.
04:09Yeah.
04:10Like, I think that's a thing now.
04:11I'm like, no, I don't want to eat your .
04:13So you've never did a lick?
04:14Ew, no.
04:15I've licked a .
04:16Ew.
04:17If you're really sexy and, like, we're into it,
04:19like, I'll lick the .
04:20But, like...
04:21I've never been that turned on.
04:22Are men shaving their ass cracks?
04:24No.
04:25No, they're hairy.
04:26They probably have, like, dingo berries and stuff.
04:27They're like, oh.
04:28Now you're doing it.
04:29Oh, you took an easy one.
04:30That's not fair.
04:31Mm.
04:32More escalating.
04:33Ah.
04:36He looked scared, though, didn't he?
04:41Here we go.
04:42Yeah, I...
04:45Cole came off like a church boy.
04:47He seemed like he was in unfamiliar territory.
04:50With the questions and the implications of, like,
04:53oh, well, what does Jen want me to say right now?
04:57All he thinks that sex is is making love.
05:00While she's trying to .
05:02So it's like, you got your two types.
05:05And I feel like Cole was sensing that she's trying to .
05:09And he was like, oh, .
05:11What do I do with this?
05:14I like to take it outside of the bedroom, maybe.
05:17So maybe, like, we like to do adventurous things.
05:20And if we're out in nature.
05:22What do you like?
05:23Are you bi?
05:24I don't know why I thought he was bisexual at the beginning.
05:27So do you like outdoor sex is what you're saying?
05:30Yes, yes, I like outdoor sex.
05:32At the beginning, he has this very, like, elegant minor reasons that you don't usually see in a man.
05:44I don't know.
05:45He's like the way he presents himself, the way he carries himself is so elegant, so graceful that men are usually not like that, you know?
05:56And he's handsome, .
05:59It was like, this cannot be this perfect.
06:03Like wild animals.
06:07Wild.
06:08Wild?
06:09Wild.
06:10Wild.
06:11I don't even have words, like, uh.
06:13Did she ever try to get you to have sex, like, outside in your backyard?
06:16No.
06:17No.
06:18No.
06:19No, she didn't.
06:20She never asked me either what I liked or, uh, anything about that.
06:27I'll have to save the rest for you later.
06:29I don't want to scare you.
06:31Tim, what do you like?
06:33I'm a boring and I don't get laid ever.
06:36I like it when, like, someone kisses me on my back or, like, licks me.
06:42Licks you?
06:43Yeah, I like to be licked.
06:44Licks you where?
06:46I like being licked.
06:47What can I say?
06:49Do you like torturing me?
06:50We go hiking, you want to say?
06:51Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
06:52But, yeah.
06:53We are going to watch Tanya give cold advice.
06:54Oh, yeah.
06:55I need to be cold advice.
06:56Oh, yeah.
06:57I want to see that.
06:58God.
06:59Part of the reason that I did want to come and talk to you today is because my sense was
07:13that you walked into this not necessarily fully believing that you were going to find somebody.
07:18Oh, yeah.
07:19100%.
07:20Does that feel right?
07:21Yeah, yeah.
07:22And I don't want you to walk around and experience this retreat that way.
07:24Yeah.
07:25I want you to walk around in your full cold energy with, you know, hope.
07:30But for real.
07:31I remember this.
07:32Even now, you're holding my eye contact.
07:35Like, you're really paying attention.
07:37Yeah.
07:38You're absorbing what I'm saying.
07:39Well, we all got some skills, I guess.
07:41I thought Tanya was hot.
07:44I wanted to ask her on a date, but I found out she was married.
07:47That pissed me off.
07:48I want to ask her out, too.
07:50Don't you think she's hot?
07:51She's smart.
07:52She's patient.
07:53She's funny.
07:54She's got a rocking body.
07:55Okay.
07:56Enough.
07:57Enough.
07:58She's married.
07:59But, yeah, she's great.
08:00I also like another girl.
08:01All right.
08:02Who's that?
08:03Courtney.
08:04Courtney.
08:05Okay.
08:06Yeah.
08:07All right.
08:08Courtney has a big personality.
08:09He's super smart.
08:10I wasn't, like, intimidated or, like, thought I had to be impressive or cool or anything.
08:14I was surprised Colt wanted to talk to me.
08:17I was like, did you see me at the freaking workshop?
08:20Like, and you wanted to talk to me?
08:22Like, thank you.
08:23That's me.
08:24Yeah.
08:25I knew he had his eye on you.
08:27How?
08:28He was always looking at you.
08:29He was always, like, like, he would, like, kind of catch a little glimpse, and he was,
08:32like, looking like.
08:33This was my first time meeting Colt in person.
08:36I thought he was going to be more, like, whenever I see him on TV, he'd always be, like, fighting
08:40or yelling or doing something.
08:41And screaming and being crazy.
08:42Yeah.
08:43So I thought he was going to be crazy, and I'm like, oh, he's, like, quiet and sweet.
08:46And, like, it was weird.
08:47Right?
08:48The first night after the masquerade, my feet were killing me, and I was like, I need
08:51to take these shoes off, right?
08:52And he was standing there, and he puts his arm out, like, to hold my arm so I can take my
08:56shoes off.
08:57Then I take my shoes off, and he took them from me and held them.
08:59And then he walked me back to my room, and I was like, what a joke.
09:02I hated you when I met you at the tello, but now I love you.
09:05Aw.
09:06He was such a sweetie.
09:07So talk to me about the pillow.
09:09This pillow.
09:10I remember that conversation well.
09:12Is that you?
09:13Been a few years.
09:14I noticed the pillow as soon as I walked into the room, and for a moment I was like,
09:19what is, like, what is that?
09:22I thought it was weird for him because of what it represented for him.
09:26Dude, you're not gonna be happy and engaging here if you go home every night and lay your
09:33head on that pillow of yourself.
09:34Like, it's not gonna work out for you.
09:37Like, what are we doing?
09:39How do you feel when you look at that guy?
09:41Well, he was going through a divorce or a marriage or some point in his life that
09:45he didn't want to be a part of.
09:47The fact that Tanya walked into Colt's room to talk to him, and she pointed at the pillow,
09:52and it did not faze her.
09:53That Colt had a pillow of himself.
09:55Like, if that were me, coach or not, I'd be like, what the is wrong with you?
10:00Yeah, that is wild.
10:01He sleeps with a pillow of himself.
10:03He looks way cuter with short hair.
10:05Yeah, he looks, oh my God, without the beard and the super crazy long hair,
10:08much better.
10:12We are gonna watch some never before seen footage.
10:14This is a chat Tiffany and Chantel had about you.
10:17Oh, okay.
10:23Why would Courtney tell Usman that I told her he was a scammer?
10:28Wait a minute.
10:30They had a thing, right?
10:32Clearly.
10:33Yeah.
10:34Somewhat of a thing.
10:35We don't know, right?
10:36Right.
10:37Could that maybe be her petty way of, like, taking you off the plate for him?
10:41Like, she said this about you.
10:43So, cause he was saying, I think Chantel is beautiful.
10:45I like Chantel.
10:46When I was in a symbol with Usman, he told me he thought Chantel was cute.
10:52And I did feel a little jealous.
10:54Like, why are you calling another girl pretty to me?
10:57And I'm here on a date with you.
10:59But I was never trying to, like, eliminate Chantel from the competition.
11:03If she wanted him, like, girl, have him.
11:05Yeah.
11:06I don't care.
11:07I would have to eliminate the whole world.
11:09He's flirting with the entire world.
11:11Like, I don't think Chantel was competing with me for Usman.
11:14I agree.
11:15I think Tiffany saying that was out of Les Field.
11:17And I don't, I think she was just saying it to, like, boost her friend up, honestly.
11:20Yeah.
11:21Do you think that that was her way of saying, like, she called you a scammer, so you don't like her?
11:26I hear you.
11:27I see you.
11:28I see you.
11:29I see you.
11:30She wants to make sure that he has no interest in you.
11:32Maybe.
11:33Maybe.
11:34I'm just saying.
11:35To, like, help her out with him.
11:36Maybe.
11:37Maybe.
11:38What I thought I knew about Courtney and Usman's interactions, I feel like I'm kind of getting a little more understanding of what it was now.
11:44Yeah.
11:45Because I didn't know that Courtney was sold on Usman.
11:48Yeah.
11:49She was.
11:50She was?
11:51Yeah, she was.
11:52Like, okay, then I think that Usman walked in feeling a little too confident about Courtney.
11:58Yes.
11:59And thought, ooh, I got one.
12:00Yeah.
12:01Let me see if I can see if I can do better or find somebody else while I got, you know, I don't have to worry about her.
12:05Exactly.
12:07Still, it reads as, like, they're trying to make sure that their person that they're interested in is not interested in someone else.
12:15So they try to make you look bad, right?
12:17What?
12:18I'm not saying that's what she did, but it could be.
12:22She thinks I'm interested in Usman?
12:24Even if that's not the case, she wants to make sure that he has no interest in you.
12:29She think I'm interested in Usman?
12:31I mean, I'm a hot keg girl.
12:33I get all the guys who deal with nobody I think is as good as me.
12:37I'm good looking.
12:38I'm Nigerian.
12:39I am talented.
12:40I have so many things going on.
12:41I'm not ugly for sure, I know that.
12:43So I said, now, who you think I'm interested?
12:46Maybe she's doing that in her own defense, too, because sometimes I don't understand a woman.
12:50She may be having the interest, actually, but she'll be like, you think I'm interested in Usman?
12:54Come on, girl.
12:56You know, I actually own six tarantulas.
13:01Are you serious?
13:02Yeah.
13:03That's some weird , bro.
13:04I know.
13:05Like, pet spiders just are dumb.
13:07Why?
13:08What do you do with them?
13:09You can't cuddle with a spider.
13:11They're interesting to look at.
13:13So you just watched it, like, in an aquarium?
13:15Nah.
13:16I've never met, like, a cool person that was slaying on tarantulas, so you're like the anomaly.
13:24So we're gonna watch the van ride to the club.
13:27The van ride to the club.
13:29We're all very excited.
13:30Like a field trip.
13:32Are you guys excited?
13:33I'm so excited.
13:34Of course.
13:35Yeah.
13:36I'm ready to party.
13:37Yeah, it's dance fever.
13:38Who can cut a rug?
13:39That outfit was on point, though.
13:44That was good.
13:46You remember Tim's boots?
13:47Which boots were they, though?
13:49They were, like, the super slutty ones, like the knee-high ones.
13:51They were, like, up to here.
13:52And they were, like, leather or some .
13:54Oh, yeah.
13:55I do remember those boots.
13:56Oh, my God.
13:57The would walk in and it was like .
13:58Him and them boots with, like, the jeans.
14:00Like, these type of jeans and the boots up to here.
14:03And everything just tucked in into the boot.
14:06I have a little surprise for you.
14:09This is something that Tim would wear.
14:11And I want to see if you could pull it off.
14:14Oh, God.
14:20It reminds me of Zorro.
14:22I don't think I've ever wore boots like this ever in my life.
14:26I don't even know how to put them on.
14:28Now, do you, like, you know, with this type of boot,
14:30do you kind of tuck your jeans into it or...?
14:33He did tuck his jeans into it, actually, so...
14:35Okay.
14:36You want to be authentic about it.
14:38Oh, yeah.
14:39We've got to get both of those on.
14:40I think he's onto something.
14:42Because it's kind of sexy, kind of forbidden.
14:46It takes a lot of effort.
14:47My heart's racing.
14:48Look at that.
14:51Oh, sexy guy.
14:53I feel good, actually.
14:55These are comfortable.
14:56It made me want to do...
14:58What's that one dance?
14:59The river dance?
15:00Yeah.
15:01It's like those guys be like...
15:06It's like the quick feet.
15:08I got some of that 10 energy going.
15:11.
15:12Gotta go find me a cockle.
15:14Listen here, bookaroo.
15:17Giddy up, cowboy.
15:21How's it going?
15:22I'm gonna meet you in the hot tub.
15:24I'm gonna get in this hot tub.
15:26Get in this hot tub.
15:27Get away from me.
15:31Jank, come on, man.
15:33I just want to have a good time here.
15:35You are the one who keeps running on that.
15:37Can somebody help me out here, man?
15:40I don't understand what she's saying.
15:41That's it.
15:42I'm done.
15:43I'm done.
15:44I'm done.
15:45Okay.
15:46Finally.
15:47I'm done.
15:48Interesting shoes.
15:49Probably wouldn't take them off the rack, though.
15:52Yeah.
15:55In Colombia, she made me go to our mom's house and eat ants.
15:58What?
15:59I didn't want to eat those ants.
16:01The insides gushed in your mouth.
16:03All he did in Colombia was to complain about everything.
16:06Like a princess.
16:08They have huge asses and little bodies.
16:12Sounds like a Latino.
16:13Right.
16:16I mean, he's the only person that has come to Colombia and hasn't enjoyed it.
16:21I tried to take him to beautiful, natural parks, and he was complaining and saying,
16:27oh, you just want me to see a bunch of parrots and things like that.
16:31And I was like, this is the beauty of my country.
16:35And he just wanted to be doing manicures and, like, drinking Coca-Cola.
16:40And he definitely didn't try hard.
16:42I'm an aesthetic nurse now.
16:45They do injections now.
16:47Don't need that.
16:48Oh, my God.
16:49Lord, help us.
16:51I can do a assessment and then I can administer a girth shot.
16:57Okay.
16:58Women have breast implants.
16:59Sure.
17:00And men have injections.
17:01Makes sense.
17:02And more people are lined up to get those injections than you might think.
17:06Is it dangerous?
17:07No.
17:08Yeah.
17:09It's not dangerous.
17:10It's just filler for the penis.
17:11It's called a girth shot.
17:12Okay.
17:13So when it's soft, you can see the amount of girth that you've gained after you have it.
17:17And then that same girth is there.
17:18So it stays with it.
17:19Yeah.
17:20When it grows.
17:21Like a really big needle?
17:22Yeah.
17:23It's a long needle.
17:24But the penis is completely numb.
17:26I don't want you to come after my with an injection, man.
17:28That's...
17:29You could just, um, not look.
17:34We're gonna get to watch some of the cults dancing.
17:38I'm excited.
17:39I hope they don't show me dancing.
17:41Oh, my Lord.
17:48Oh, this would be funny.
17:59I compliment his confidence.
18:01I compliment Colty confidence.
18:04Because at some point, I feel like Colty was feeling stranded.
18:10And, um, just trying to be himself and be happy by himself, you know?
18:17Colt's always going to Brazil or always going for Latina women.
18:24Like, why have none of his women taught him to dance or do baton?
18:28Right?
18:29Like, what?
18:34Uh.
18:35Is that the funky chicken?
18:36Uh.
18:37Uh.
18:38Oh, I've seen that.
18:39Oh, why the is he wearing that sweater?
18:40I love him so much.
18:41Look at this.
18:42Cold.
18:43Cold.
18:44Cold.
18:45Cold.
18:46What?
18:47What?
18:48I gotta tell you.
18:49What?
18:50What?
18:51You gotta tone it down.
18:52It's not attracting the girl.
18:53Oh.
18:54Let's do...
18:55Okay, so let's do...
18:56One, two, three.
18:57Boom.
18:58Oh, boom.
18:59One, two...
19:00There you go.
19:01Hey.
19:02I've never really danced before in my life.
19:03So that was kind of like my first time on a dance floor.
19:06Maybe, like, at a wedding with my mom or something.
19:08You know, ha-ha dancing, but never like that.
19:11I don't know if she felt sorry for me or if she just wanted to help, but I felt great.
19:15You know, here's probably the pretty cool here, you know, taking interest, wanting to
19:18help me.
19:19I felt like there was a little flurry connection between Chantelle and I.
19:22I felt like she kind of, not just then, but also, like, afterward, in the bus on the
19:26way back, she was a little flurry, too.
19:28But, yeah, I'm definitely...
19:29I was attracted and probably still attracted to Chantelle.
19:32I mean, who is it?
19:33Who isn't?
19:34You know, she's beautiful.
19:35Oh, another one.
19:36One, two, three.
19:37Boom.
19:38Boom.
19:39One, two, three.
19:40Boom.
19:41One, two, three.
19:42I feel like at this moment, you're realizing that there's no hope.
19:45And, like, it was a good idea and thought, and then you're like...
19:48Abandonation.
19:49Abandonation.
19:50Abandonation.
19:51Abort.
19:52Abort.
19:53Can you dip me?
19:54Try it.
19:55Oh, my God.
19:56Whoa.
19:57Whoa.
19:58It was really fun dancing with him as soon as we just calmed down his dance moves a little
20:03bit.
20:04Don't you think that you went and helped Colt, even though you don't know Colt that well,
20:08and you had, like, a little bit of drama to tell all?
20:11It's still, like, kind of a dysfunctional family.
20:13It's family.
20:14It is.
20:15And when I watched that of you, I literally felt that.
20:18Yeah.
20:19Of, like, that's Colt.
20:20He's part of us.
20:22He's got his flaws.
20:23But, like, poor guy's making a fool of himself, and you try to go and help him.
20:27Yeah.
20:28And I would say that's admirable.
20:29Well, thank you.
20:31Yeah!
20:32There we go.
20:33You got it.
20:34That's better.
20:35I want you to do your best impression of Colt dancing.
20:39Yes!
20:40This is the best.
20:41No.
20:42That's wait.
20:43No.
20:44That's too good.
20:45I'm like a sexy chicken.
21:08Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk!
21:10Join in.
21:11Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk.
21:14That's the best I got.
21:16So, I heard there were nicknames at the resort.
21:19I want to hear.
21:20What were they?
21:21Yeah, what the is my nickname?
21:22Go ahead.
21:23Mama Tiff.
21:24Mama Tiff.
21:25I thought he was going to be like, bitch.
21:26No.
21:27Annoying bitch.
21:28No, I would never.
21:29No.
21:30Okay.
21:31Cole, cleavage.
21:32Cleavage?
21:33Okay, come on.
21:34I love those slutty shirts.
21:35Honestly, I'm your number one fan with them shirts.
21:37Like, you show in that.
21:38And you come in, and you're like.
21:40They gave me so much for my attire.
21:42What?
21:43More color.
21:44More color.
21:45I'm like, I don't look good in color.
21:46I need black and white.
21:47I need black and white.
21:48That's all I like.
21:49Cleavage.
21:50All right.
21:51We are going to watch Rob, you, and Elise get into a fight.
21:54Yeah.
21:55Which fight?
21:56Because we get into a fight.
21:57Oh, wait.
21:58This is the first fight?
21:59Who knows?
22:00Or one of the other three fights?
22:01We want to see all of them.
22:02Give me that boom boom right through my body.
22:07Are you telling her how to do Jennifer?
22:08I just asked them the same question.
22:10I am, uh, in, I am, I am, I am, look, conflicted on talking to Jennifer.
22:16Sometime half o'clock again?
22:17Wait, you're conflicted on talking to her?
22:19Girl, are you in the ?
22:22I will, um, I'm gonna definitely, like, put my name in the basket.
22:29I almost died when I seen you, like, peeking out behind, like, the fern.
22:34It reminded me of, like, the Kim Kardashian meme where she's like...
22:37Can you reenact it?
22:40Like, go over to that tree and then, like, peek around the bush.
22:43Can you?
22:44Sure.
22:45Let's do it.
22:50That's literally you.
22:51I need this meme.
22:52Can somebody send me this meme?
22:56Like, I see you talking to Jennifer and, like, you're, like, going up to Jennifer and, like...
23:00What's wrong with that?
23:01No, nothing.
23:02Oh.
23:03This is, like, the second date and there's already drama about, you know, dating other people.
23:09I think it's assumed to be stuck to anyone.
23:12If you like somebody else, that's okay.
23:15Yeah, but the first 24 hours of the most important time, you took that away from me.
23:18It's not the first 24 hours, because we're here for three weeks.
23:21Okay.
23:22One day of you giving me attention is not some, like, I ruined it for you.
23:26I think that everybody could tell that Elise was very mad at me.
23:33And I think that the reason is because Rob didn't want to keep dating her and choose to pursue me, which, yeah, I mean, I had no control over it.
23:44And if that was his decision, oh, he should respect that.
23:49And it's weird to know when to lose and to know how to lose.
23:54Oh.
23:55And not fight for a man or get worked out for a man.
23:58Like, you didn't do that.
24:01I feel like I didn't do anything right with you because, like, you should not be yelling at me on the second day.
24:06That is the wrong thing to do.
24:08But you also shouldn't be giving me a three when everyone else...
24:11I just kissed him and hung to me for four hours straight.
24:14You gave her a three.
24:17I gave everybody a three.
24:19Everybody got a three.
24:20You know what it is?
24:21That's the pretty girl syndrome.
24:22Yes.
24:23They're so used to simps that have kissed their ass their whole life that when a guy like you or me comes around is like, hey, you're not as perfect as you think.
24:31Their mind is alone.
24:33That's why Jen started calling me gay.
24:35And that's why Elise is like, Rob's an asshole.
24:38Because I didn't try to her on the first day.
24:41Yes.
24:42And I didn't give her tens across the board to, like, gas her up.
24:45You should have been like, get away from me, you peasant three.
24:49Oh, no.
24:50See, no.
24:51Nobody ever listened to him for advice.
24:54He'll get somebody in trouble, boy.
24:56That's crazy.
24:59Don't tell me about me.
25:00This conversation that we're having right now, we've had three times now.
25:03Okay, then just stop talking about me.
25:04How about that?
25:05Then why do you keep coming over to me?
25:06Just keep my name out of your mouth and move the on and meet someone else.
25:09He's such, like, a slime loser.
25:13Okay, I will do that.
25:14Done.
25:15Ooh.
25:20To be honest, to this day, if I look back on it, I don't really think it was a good kiss.
25:25Like, it was like, whatever.
25:26Like, he's also, like, too short and just not my time.
25:28Yeah, you have to, like, bend down to kiss him.
25:30Girl, I showed him to my girlfriends at home and they're like, Elise.
25:33What are you doing?
25:34What the were you doing?
25:36Like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
25:38That is not what you did.
25:39Like, I'm, like, going after, like, the NFL players, the NHL players, like, singers, like, actors.
25:45Rob, like, I'm embarrassed.
25:48Like, I'm so embarrassed.
25:49Like, I'm so embarrassed.
25:50Yeah.
25:51I feel every time I lower my standards, I immediately regret it.
25:54Like, you feel like, oh, let me be open, give a guy a chance.
25:58Immediate regret.
25:59Next, we're going to watch a Never Before C moment.
26:03And this is you and Tim chatting.
26:06Never Before C.
26:08So I see that you've been talking with Courtney.
26:11Yeah.
26:12You like Courtney?
26:13Yeah.
26:14Actually, I do.
26:15That's cool, man.
26:16Yeah, I didn't know.
26:17I didn't know I would like her.
26:19Yeah, I mean, sure, I do like Latinos.
26:22I'll never probably say no to one.
26:24But it wasn't until I met Courtney that I felt like I had any connection with anybody.
26:27We just kind of hit it off.
26:29I mean, just talking with her, I found out that Courtney and I had a lot in common.
26:32We both traveled a lot, you know, and we kind of had the same values.
26:35And we're just talking about random things.
26:37We're just really natural connection.
26:39It was great.
26:40It definitely opened my eyes because I feel like there was maybe a possibility that we
26:45could advance our relationship beyond just friendship.
26:48Did you, have you ever met her?
26:50I never met her in person.
26:51Okay.
26:52Have y'all like you ever talked online or anything?
26:53Not really.
26:54Is that your type though?
26:55No.
26:56Yeah, it's not.
26:57I was thinking she's not your type at all.
26:59Not at all.
27:00Because if you look at Larissa, I like me.
27:02All that, three Latinas in a row.
27:03He likes Latinas, but I think Colt likes anybody.
27:07Colt's a horny mother .
27:09I'm very surprised that Colt always find these attractive girls that are interested in him.
27:14We always want to base everything on looks and like Colt's not, you know, the best looking
27:19dude ever.
27:20Neither am I.
27:21And, but I mean, if you walk around, I'm sure you see a lot of good looking dudes with girls
27:25that you're like, what does he see in her?
27:27And vice versa.
27:28You know, he can get better than that.
27:29She can get better than him.
27:31But there's something that attracts them to each other.
27:33So I don't judge Colt.
27:34I mean, he, he pulls more than me.
27:37I don't know.
27:38Colt's figured it out.
27:39I have not, you know, um, I, I kind of admire him for that in a way.
27:43I mean, he, he does pretty well for himself.
27:46Well, the funny thing with Courtney is like, I, I met her the first time at the masquerade party,
27:50and she's friends with one of my exes.
27:52Which one?
27:53Jess.
27:54Yeah.
27:55Colt is not my type either.
27:57Like nobody at this resort is my type.
28:00I want a man with a good career, stable, like dad bod, will be like there for me and the children.
28:07But I'm trying to be open and like explore something new because clearly my type is not working.
28:13But then we spent time yesterday.
28:15We had lunch.
28:16We hanged out.
28:17I like her.
28:18When I saw Colt, I was like, Oh my God.
28:21Cause I've talked to his exes, Larissa, Vanessa.
28:25I've met Jess in Vegas.
28:26They've all said bad things about him.
28:29They're like, Oh, he's a liar.
28:30He's a cheater.
28:31He's a manipulator.
28:32I was surprised by his personality.
28:34I thought he was so sweet.
28:36The day of the flirting one-on-one class, I was just wandering around looking for lunch.
28:40And then I ran into Colt and we just chilled for like a few hours, ate lunch, talked.
28:46And he was really funny and smart.
28:48We had a good time.
28:49So I'm like, I don't want to judge somebody based on like a toxic relationship they had in the past.
28:53Tiffany told me, Courtney told her that she was crushing on you bad.
28:59What?
29:00No, I'm serious.
29:01No.
29:02I swear to God.
29:03Mother can't keep a secret.
29:06Does that really happen?
29:07Yeah.
29:08Courtney told you and you told him?
29:09She was like, I think I want to get to know Colt.
29:12And I was like, I'm surprised.
29:14That was so weird.
29:15Yeah.
29:16So I told Tim.
29:17So like, she was talking to Tiffany and was like, I, she even said, I didn't think that
29:21I would feel that way about Colt, but I'm really digging.
29:24Right.
29:25That's what I feel.
29:26Well, damn.
29:27It sounds like y'all might have a match from heaven, bro.
29:28She might be your soulmate.
29:29He broke girl code.
29:31Yeah, he did.
29:32He's not one of the girls.
29:33Yeah.
29:34He's one of the boys.
29:35It's the problem with the crossover.
29:37Girl code, boy code, don't transfer.
29:39Wait, what the is boy code?
29:40Boy code is if she says she likes your homie, go tell him.
29:44Wait, okay.
29:45Because she's not going to make the first move.
29:47Remember?
29:48That's true.
29:49Wait, so if a guy tells you a secret, what's a boy code?
29:52Oh, die on that.
29:53What?
29:54That's girl code also.
29:55So you're one of the girls.
29:56See, but the difference is if my homie tells me that he likes that girl, I'm not going
29:59to go tell that girl that he likes her.
30:01I'm going to tell him, like, go talk to her.
30:03Or I'll punch him.
30:04You're not telling Courtney to go talk to Colt.
30:07Because you're not supposed to.
30:08Exactly.
30:09So the only way it works is if the guy you told goes to tell the guy, so he will go talk
30:13to her.
30:14So girl code and guy code kind of, like, work together.
30:16If you don't make it a problem.
30:21You got me there.
30:26All right, ladies, guess what?
30:27What?
30:28It's game time.
30:29Oh, no.
30:30It's called Pick Me Up.
30:32Okay.
30:33And this is inspired by Flirting 101.
30:35Each of you is going to approach the other one on the couch, give your best pick-up line,
30:41and see if your partner will invite you to sit on the couch.
30:45Hey, how's it going?
30:47Oh, thank you.
30:48For me.
30:49My name's Tim.
30:50How are you?
30:51I'm Chantel.
30:52Chantel.
30:53You're beautiful.
30:54I noticed you from way back over there.
31:02I know.
31:03Yeah, you look great.
31:04Hi.
31:05Hi.
31:06I'd like to take you to the movies.
31:07Yeah?
31:13I'm back here.
31:14I'm dancing to the pretend music.
31:19Hey, sexy.
31:20But they don't let you bring your own snacks then.
31:25Oh.
31:26Do you mind if I have a seat?
31:28What kind of snack are we talking, baby?
31:30You're the .
31:37I'm really into that shirt you're wearing.
31:38You like this shirt?
31:39Yeah.
31:40It makes your eyes look extra sexy.
31:41Oh, you like my eyes?
31:42Yes.
31:43Can I get close to you and sit next to you and kiss you, maybe?
31:46Yeah, sure.
31:49Excuse me, miss?
31:50Yes?
31:52I'm Cole.
31:53I noticed you from across the room.
31:55You look so elegant on this couch.
31:56And I noticed your shirt.
31:57Me?
31:58Yeah, you.
31:59And I got you a drink.
32:01Pink, my fave.
32:02No, no, no.
32:03You want pink?
32:04Please.
32:05Right here.
32:07Cheers.
32:08Great job.
32:09You have beautiful eyes, by the way.
32:10Also matches your shirt.
32:11Better than Rob's?
32:13No.
32:14Not better than Rob's.
32:15Well, take your drink back, okay?
32:17Hey.
32:18Hey.
32:19You got no pen?
32:20No pen?
32:22No paper?
32:23What does that mean?
32:25Will you still draw my attention?
32:33I'm being my pants.
32:36Are you just like in town for business?
32:37You were like a business woman.
32:39Well, actually, I'm a travel nurse.
32:41You're a travel nurse?
32:42Yeah.
32:43Do you want to play doctor?
32:44Just like inspect each other?
32:45Whoa.
32:46This is getting just really awkward.
32:48I like how your glass matches your dress.
32:51The challenge is over.
32:52I think he's just doing it for funsies now.
32:57The next clip we're going to watch is you texting May out.
33:01Oh, no.
33:02Not this scene.
33:03I was very nervous.
33:04I remember this.
33:05How are you doing, May?
33:06Wait, I didn't see you yesterday.
33:07Yeah, I was at the, um, the...
33:08The other thing.
33:09Yeah, the other event.
33:10The hot top thing?
33:11Yeah.
33:12How was that?
33:13It was good.
33:14Cole actually looks cute.
33:15Have you been going on any dates?
33:16I haven't gone on any dates.
33:17Okay, okay.
33:18I'm a little gun shy.
33:19I haven't been on a date in like four years, maybe five years.
33:20That's a lie.
33:21I saw him with some girls on social media.
33:22Got it.
33:23Got it.
33:24Got it.
33:25Yeah, yeah.
33:26Got it.
33:27Got it.
33:28Yeah, yeah.
33:29He was just living with a girl in Brazil for like a month.
33:31Like, is Colt just living with people and not taking them on dates?
33:46I don't know.
33:47I feel like Colt was lying because I've seen him on social media with girls.
33:50Like, I've seen him post pictures with girls and like girls he's talking to.
33:54And then I ended up seeing all the drama where he was talking to one girl.
33:57He was talking about the girl he was dating, but still talking to some other girl.
34:00He does his thing.
34:01That was not his first date in five years.
34:03Oh .
34:04So, if you're not having any dates planned, would you be interested in going on a date with
34:13me?
34:18Colt.
34:19We vibe.
34:20Yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:21But dating, I'm not sure about that.
34:23Okay.
34:24I'm just, to be honest.
34:25Okay.
34:26Like, I just have to be super honest about that.
34:27Yeah.
34:30I would give him a 7 out of 10 because it was his first time.
34:33Because it was coming from a place feeling very sort of marginalized, I guess, because
34:40he didn't feel like he measured up to the other men that were there.
34:44So, watching him have the nerve, the courage to approach May in that way, I think for effort,
34:52I'm going to give him a 7.
34:53And I think it was important for Colt to hear the no.
34:55I think it was important for Colt to know that that no doesn't necessarily change anything
35:01about him.
35:02Like, it doesn't make him less than.
35:04But, definitely, I'm open.
35:07Sure.
35:08And just, like, getting to know you.
35:10Right.
35:11Take it slow.
35:12Yeah.
35:13And she's being super honest here.
35:15Yeah.
35:16Yeah.
35:17I understand.
35:18God bless her heart, but damn.
35:21Like, it was a train wreck.
35:23I thought there was a chance, maybe a fool's hope, that she would say yes.
35:27I thought there was at least a general interest, a general curiosity.
35:30But she shut that down real quick.
35:32Like, that plague.
35:34And she didn't want any of that zombie apocalypse.
35:37She was, like, nailing in the door so I wouldn't even get in.
35:40I'll see you later.
35:45You know what I do?
35:46I know guys don't get enough compliments.
35:47I know that.
35:48Right?
35:49Yes or no?
35:50True.
35:51Okay.
35:52So, I love cat calling guys with all my heart.
35:53So, whenever I'm in a car, I'm not kidding.
35:54Whenever I'm in a car and there's, like, a hot guy in the car next to me, I'll literally,
35:57like, tap my window, like, put your window down.
35:59And he'll put his window down.
36:00And I'm like, you are gorgeous.
36:02What?
36:03And they're like...
36:04I ain't never mind like that.
36:05That is so wild.
36:06And...
36:07Come on.
36:08Wouldn't you love it if that happened to you?
36:09For sure.
36:10Even if the bitch is ugly.
36:11For sure.
36:12You'd be like...
36:13I'm like, damn.
36:16Yeah.
36:17It's fun.
36:18All right, boys.
36:19This is Courtney's filled with you.
36:21Like, which time?
36:22I know.
36:23Yeah.
36:24Good question, Carlo.
36:25That's a good question.
36:26I don't know.
36:27I'm really confused.
36:28Hi.
36:29So, did you see Jen, Granny and Cole?
36:32Yeah, I don't know the what she does with her.
36:34Like, we're all here trying to meet somebody, right?
36:36So, it's like...
36:37I heard that you paid for her to have a male stripper and you felt turned down watching her
36:42with a male stripper.
36:43I don't know.
36:44I don't know.
36:45The first time that I found out about that, because she told me during that first date,
36:49and then we segued into sexual fantasies.
36:51She's like, well, you know, Tim wanted me to dance with strippers.
36:55So, you know, are you into that?
36:57That's kind of how it felt.
36:58Okay.
36:59So, she might be trying to weed out, like, the Tims of the world.
37:01Maybe.
37:02Or maybe she's just looking for a better looking version of that, because she actually does
37:05like that.
37:06Oh.
37:07So, would you do that?
37:08No.
37:09I wouldn't do that.
37:10Not my personality type, personally.
37:12You wouldn't hook up with her, but you like to watch.
37:19That's what I heard.
37:20I don't understand why she keeps trying to spin this into a gay thing.
37:27Courtney, when she get drunk, she will spill anything.
37:30And then that will cause trouble.
37:32Because almost all the fights that happened in that resort, she was the cuss.
37:36She was the lady of the party in that resort.
37:38She was doing making all the trouble happening.
37:41She was doing cussing me.
37:45Hey, I don't know.
37:46Why are we still talking about seven years ago?
37:48I don't get it.
37:51Tim's been talking about Jen the whole retreat.
37:54So, I'm like...
37:55What time?
37:56What do you think you're doing all this?
37:57Going around saying all about me to everybody that I like men.
38:00I like watching strippers.
38:02Man, I'm like, what is this ?
38:03It was like a total game of telephone.
38:06It was like a game.
38:07So, I'm like, okay, you're passing me this note.
38:08Then I have to read the note to the class or something.
38:11If somebody told me, don't say anything, I wouldn't say anything.
38:13But if they're telling me stuff, then...
38:16Free game.
38:17Okay, because Usman did tell you not to share the stripper story that he heard from Jen.
38:24I forgot I threw the key away when Usman told me that.
38:32Everybody saw it.
38:34Everybody saw what?
38:35You pay a stripper to Dan Luke for me.
38:37Okay, so what?
38:38But you're saying I don't want it for me?
38:39But Dan, why do you want to deny that?
38:41The real story is my version.
38:44And it was nothing like that.
38:46I accepted it.
38:47Who accepted what?
38:48Did you pay for a stripper to dance with me?
38:50Yeah, I bought her a stripper.
38:52But again, context is king.
38:55Context is king.
38:57Jennifer had told me her ex was very controlling and very jealous.
39:03So we were hanging out and we were bored one night and something came up about strip clubs and she was like, I've never been to one.
39:10So I asked her, like, you want to go to one?
39:11And she was like, you would take me to one?
39:13I was like, yeah, no big deal.
39:14Let's go.
39:15So we went and she picked.
39:17I paid the guy.
39:18He danced for her.
39:20And it was really sweet.
39:21And then she turned that around into like, Tim didn't touch me and he just wanted to watch other men dance on me.
39:29Like, nah, Tim was trying to show you that he wasn't your ex.
39:33That's all.
39:34That's all it was.
39:35What's going on here?
39:37Why you can't be mature and just letting go?
39:39Why are you letting go?
39:40Everybody knows the truth.
39:41No, because you're telling everybody.
39:42Because it is the truth.
39:43Because you have been talking about me too for the last seven years.
39:47And now it's my turn and I have to do it too.
39:50When Courtney asked me if she could say something to Tim and I say, go for it.
39:55I don't care.
39:57To be honest with you, I think that Courtney motives were not to hurt me, but to unmask Tim.
40:06And I actually am grateful that she did that.
40:10Because if she wouldn't do that, then I wouldn't have the opportunity to say that in front of everybody.
40:18Throw the up.
40:22Next time on Between the Sheets.
40:24Okay.
40:25And I don't care.
40:26Sure, of course.
40:27I'll Jen.
40:28Want to wash my dirty pants?
40:29Oh, Rob.
40:31But this all started because you came up to us and said this thing about this.
40:36My boss, shoot.
40:37I spoke back.
40:38You cannot depend on Courtney for girl code.
40:42It doesn't work that way.
40:43You can be like, you can't tell anyone this or my dog will die.
40:46But if she has a drink?
40:47That's it.
40:48your dog.
40:49I mean, she should be with somebody who is so much better.
40:52Not you.
40:53You're nothing.
40:55Right now, I look more man than me.
40:57And I will stand on this forever.
40:59The ladies have to struggle to see that .
41:02I'm gonna beat you.
41:03All right, come here.
41:04Come here.
41:05Oh, my God.
41:07I've never been so hurt in my life after that night.
41:11Don't you go to sleep before I beat you in Mario Kart.
41:14You think they're playing Mario Kart?
41:16Hell no.
41:17Who would be Mario in this?
41:18Cole.
41:19Rob is probably King Bowser Cole.
41:21He wants to save the princess, but the princess is busy as Bowser.
41:24This is so unexpected, but I like it.
41:27Any sane person would be like, this, I'm out.
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