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Situationship With My Billionaire Friend – Full Movie (2025)
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00:00:00Oh my god.
00:00:08She's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:14Beth.
00:00:16You set me up.
00:00:18You stay away from me.
00:00:20You're insane.
00:00:24Can't let you ruin my wedding,
00:00:26Miss Leanne.
00:00:28You and Asher, or
00:00:30you're a great couple.
00:00:32I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:36But you've gotta go.
00:00:40They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:52And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:56How was that, baby?
00:00:58Awesome.
00:01:00We done here?
00:01:02Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:06Yes! Yes!
00:01:08Yes! No!
00:01:14We done here?
00:01:16Yes, baby.
00:01:18You were the best. You were amazing.
00:01:20Doesn't it look good for you?
00:01:22Awesome.
00:01:24What's your name again?
00:01:26Lenny?
00:01:28We need to talk.
00:01:30What?
00:01:31I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:34So, you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:36I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:40This isn't working out.
00:01:42Goodbye, Lenny.
00:01:44I can't do this anymore.
00:01:46I can't do this anymore.
00:01:48What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:50I mean I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:52This isn't working out.
00:01:54But...
00:01:55What am I doing?
00:02:03What am I doing?
00:02:13So, I tell her...
00:02:15Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:17That's an okra.
00:02:19Seriously?
00:02:21So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:23I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:29How about you and I...
00:02:31Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:33Be right back.
00:02:38So, I was thinking...
00:02:40How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:44Sorry. I'll be right back.
00:02:49Oh, damn it!
00:03:01Shit!
00:03:02I'm so sorry.
00:03:03I'm so sorry.
00:03:04Oh my god.
00:03:05Oh my god.
00:03:06Asher?
00:03:07Oh my god.
00:03:08What are you doing?
00:03:09Oh, I'm drowning my sorrows, you.
00:03:11It's here.
00:03:12Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:14Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:15Sure.
00:03:16Let's go on.
00:03:19How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:24Uh, life I guess.
00:03:26We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:28Pinky swear?
00:03:30Pinky swear.
00:03:31Friends forever.
00:03:32Friends forever.
00:03:33Stop doing that.
00:03:38We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:40Pinky swear?
00:03:42Pinky swear.
00:03:43Friends forever.
00:03:44Friends forever.
00:03:45I stopped doing that.
00:03:54Oh, what about work?
00:03:56I actually just started a new job.
00:03:58I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:04:00Small world.
00:04:01Never biggest client.
00:04:02Hmm.
00:04:03No way.
00:04:04Wait, what do you do?
00:04:06I work at a software development startup.
00:04:08Hey.
00:04:09It's cool.
00:04:10What about your love life?
00:04:11What?
00:04:12What about your love life?
00:04:13What?
00:04:14What about your love life?
00:04:15Oh my God.
00:04:16Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:17A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:18Cheers mate.
00:04:19How about we?
00:04:20Stop it.
00:04:21No.
00:04:22Hey.
00:04:23We're friends.
00:04:24Well, if you ever do on an earth shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:25Sex ruins everything.
00:04:26Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:27Huh.
00:04:28Oh my God.
00:04:29Oh my God.
00:04:30Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:31Oh my God.
00:04:32Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:33A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:34Cheers mate.
00:04:35How about we?
00:04:36Stop it.
00:04:37No.
00:04:38Hey.
00:04:39We're friends.
00:04:40Well, if you ever do on an earth shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:43Sex ruins everything.
00:04:44Yeah.
00:04:45I suppose you're right.
00:04:46Huh.
00:04:47I'll be your wing woman though.
00:04:48You're not your wing man.
00:04:52Oh my God.
00:04:53Oh my God.
00:04:54Oh my God.
00:04:55Oh my God.
00:04:56Oh my God.
00:04:57Oh my God.
00:04:58Oh my God.
00:04:59Oh, my God.
00:05:00Oh my God.
00:05:01Oh my God.
00:05:02Oh my God.
00:05:03Oh my God.
00:05:04Oh my God.
00:05:13I can't remember that.
00:05:42I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:48I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:52I have that effect on women.
00:05:55I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:00Thanks.
00:06:02I think.
00:06:05Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:07Friends forever?
00:06:14Friends forever.
00:06:16Friends forever.
00:06:16Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:46Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:53Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:55Let's never lose touch again.
00:07:03Let's never lose touch again.
00:07:05Let's never lose touch again.
00:07:12Let's never lose touch again.
00:07:14Let's never lose touch again.
00:07:22Let's never lose touch again.
00:07:24Let's never lose touch again.
00:07:32Let's never lose touch again.
00:07:34Let's never lose touch again.
00:07:37Let's never lose touch again.
00:07:44Let's never lose touch again.
00:07:52doing here? I don't know. What am I doing here? Oh, my head. My head. Feels like there's
00:08:00a bag of nails resting on my brain. Hey, that means since we're here. What? No, no, no,
00:08:11no, no, no, no, no. Bad idea. What? Last night was a bad idea. Why? Because Asher, you're
00:08:21one of my best friends. Fuck, sex reminds everything. I suppose you're right. But still. But
00:08:32still. I have a proposition. What? Friends with benefits. Sex without strings. You do you,
00:08:46I do me. And we do each other. Interesting. Okay. Sold. And benefits.
00:09:06And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:35Hello, ladies. Asher? You two know each other? Yeah. We know each other from college. He's
00:09:54one of my best friends. What are you doing here? He's here to see my father. Wait, what?
00:10:00Daddy owns the company. Daddy owns the company. I know. I actually own the company I work
00:10:05at. He's worth billions. And here I thought I knew everything about you. I've been busy
00:10:11since college. Clearly. Listen, I gotta run, but talk to you later? Sure. Good to see you,
00:10:21Beth. You too. Oh, what a man. What's this? I took the liberty of drawing up a friends with benefits
00:10:43contract. A contract? It outlines the parameters of our relationship. Okay. Article one. Nobody
00:10:51knows. It might get in the way of us seeing other people. Good point. Article two. We meet at a mutually
00:10:57agreed upon place at a mutually agreed upon time. Okay. Article three. Honesty and transparency
00:11:04are a must. Agreed. Article four. No lies. No lies. Article five. Once one party sleeps
00:11:18with another person, the agreement is over. I don't like that one. Gets too complicated
00:11:27otherwise. Fine. And finally. Friends first. Friends first. Let's eat. Let's eat.
00:11:53Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. Let
00:12:23No, I think the wife did it.
00:12:50And I think you're insane.
00:12:51No, you do.
00:12:52No, you do.
00:12:54Stop it.
00:12:59Will you go out with me?
00:13:02What?
00:13:03On a date.
00:13:05Will you go on a date with me?
00:13:07A real one?
00:13:09No.
00:13:15What?
00:13:17I mean no, the contract.
00:13:20Forget the contract.
00:13:21No, friends first.
00:13:22Remember?
00:13:23Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:27Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:34Come on.
00:13:35Friends first.
00:13:36Friends first.
00:13:41Friends first.
00:13:42Friends first.
00:13:44So see you at seven tonight?
00:13:45Yes, you will.
00:13:46Yes, you will.
00:13:47Yes, you will.
00:13:48Okay.
00:13:53Oh my God.
00:13:54Oh my God.
00:13:55Oh my God.
00:13:56Oh my God.
00:14:00He asked me out.
00:14:01He asked me out.
00:14:02He asked me out.
00:14:03Breathe.
00:14:04Breathe.
00:14:05Breathe.
00:14:06I've been crushing on him for so long.
00:14:08On Asher?
00:14:09Yes.
00:14:10He asked you out.
00:14:11Yes.
00:14:12On a date?
00:14:13Yes.
00:14:14Yes.
00:14:15Yes.
00:14:16So see you at seven tonight.
00:14:17So see you at seven tonight?
00:14:18Yes, you will.
00:14:19Oh my God.
00:14:20He asked me out.
00:14:21He asked me out.
00:14:22Breathe, Beth.
00:14:23Breathe.
00:14:24I've been crushing on him for so long.
00:14:25On Asher?
00:14:26Yes.
00:14:27He asked you out.
00:14:28Yes.
00:14:29On a date?
00:14:30Yes.
00:14:31Yes.
00:14:32Yes.
00:14:33Yes.
00:14:34Yes.
00:14:35Yes.
00:14:36Yes.
00:14:37Yes.
00:14:38Yes.
00:14:39Yes.
00:14:40Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:41Cause you two are such good friends.
00:14:42You can give me some tips.
00:14:44Oh.
00:14:45Um.
00:14:46Yeah.
00:14:47Okay.
00:14:48I gotta go.
00:14:49I'm getting a Matty Petty ready for the big fight.
00:14:52I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:54Bye.
00:15:07Where was he born?
00:15:08Philadelphia.
00:15:09Philadelphia.
00:15:10Uh.
00:15:11Favorite food?
00:15:12Um.
00:15:13He likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:18Hot fudge sundae.
00:15:20I like your pet.
00:15:23I've never seen that color before.
00:15:25Daddy has a made for me special.
00:15:26It's my favorite color.
00:15:27Heliotrope purple.
00:15:28Cool.
00:15:29Um.
00:15:30What about sports?
00:15:32Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:35On your date?
00:15:36I can't do that if I'm gonna marry this man he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:43Marry?
00:15:44You got a problem with that?
00:15:47Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:55Me and Asher?
00:15:58No.
00:15:59No, no, no.
00:16:00Never.
00:16:01He's...
00:16:02We're...
00:16:03We're friends.
00:16:04We're best friends.
00:16:05Good.
00:16:06By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:09Where'd you get it?
00:16:10Oh, masons.
00:16:11On third.
00:16:12Super cute.
00:16:13Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:15Uh, siblings?
00:16:21And being an only child.
00:16:23I was an only child as well.
00:16:25Really?
00:16:26Cool.
00:16:27Anyhow, being an only child, my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:31I was born in Philly.
00:16:34Shut up.
00:16:35It's my favorite city.
00:16:37Where was the school?
00:16:39Um...
00:16:40I...
00:16:43Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:50How about we, um, share a hot fudge some day?
00:16:54That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:56I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:17:07I had a wonderful time.
00:17:10I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:13That would be great.
00:17:16Goodnight.
00:17:19Oh, my.
00:17:21Okay, thank you.
00:17:26I should really head out.
00:17:30Uh, take care.
00:17:32Why don't you come up?
00:17:35And I will fuck you.
00:17:37It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:39Oh.
00:17:42Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:45Why?
00:17:46Because I was sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:50I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:52No, no, no.
00:17:53Uh, that's not what I meant.
00:17:54It's just...
00:17:56Sex ruins everything.
00:17:59Let's wait.
00:18:01So it can be perfect.
00:18:04Yeah?
00:18:08Yes!
00:18:12Okay.
00:18:13Toodles.
00:18:14Beth?
00:18:22It was nice.
00:18:24We have a lot in common.
00:18:28Are you...
00:18:30Jealous?
00:18:32No.
00:18:37Did you, um...
00:18:39Did you sleep together?
00:18:41No.
00:18:43But not for a lack of her trying.
00:18:45Beth?
00:18:46She's an animal.
00:18:48Oh, God.
00:18:50Stop it.
00:18:51Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:54Not for Beth, you don't?
00:18:56Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:59I want to wait.
00:19:00Just in case she is the one.
00:19:03You never know.
00:19:05I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:11I'm never getting married.
00:19:15I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:19Oh?
00:19:22You do you.
00:19:24To each his own.
00:19:25Agreed.
00:19:27Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:28Maybe.
00:19:29Give it back.
00:19:30Come on.
00:19:31It's not clean.
00:19:33It's my strawberry.
00:19:35Alright.
00:19:41That was rude.
00:19:42That was rude.
00:20:10I don't know.
00:20:12I don't know.
00:20:14Leanne Lamont.
00:20:16You do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:19You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:23True love does not exist.
00:20:25You will only get hurt.
00:20:27He is your friend.
00:20:29Don't blow it.
00:20:31Friendship first.
00:20:33Leanne Lamont.
00:20:35You do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:36You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:37You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:39True love does not exist.
00:20:41You will only get hurt.
00:20:43He is your friend.
00:20:44Don't blow it.
00:20:48Friendship first.
00:20:50Leanne Lamont.
00:20:51Leanne Lamont.
00:21:21Hey.
00:21:23Shit.
00:21:25I'm so sorry.
00:21:26My bad.
00:21:27My fault.
00:21:29Hang on.
00:21:32You got a tissue?
00:21:37Here.
00:21:38Let me.
00:21:39Hey, what are you doing?
00:21:40Stop cock-plucking me.
00:21:42Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:44Hey Asher.
00:21:46Eric.
00:21:48Okay.
00:21:51Well.
00:21:52See you guys later.
00:21:56Here.
00:22:01I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:22:03I'm Eric.
00:22:04That was fun.
00:22:05Yeah.
00:22:06Was that fun?
00:22:07Or was Eric fun?
00:22:08Both.
00:22:09Okay.
00:22:10You got to watch out for him.
00:22:11He's a player.
00:22:13So what?
00:22:15Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:16No.
00:22:17That's not what I'm saying.
00:22:19Oh my God.
00:22:20You got to watch out for him.
00:22:21He's a player.
00:22:23You got to watch out for him.
00:22:24He's a player.
00:22:26So what?
00:22:28Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:29No.
00:22:30That's not what I'm saying.
00:22:32Oh my God.
00:22:35Are you jealous?
00:22:37No.
00:22:38I'm not jealous.
00:22:39Why would I be jealous?
00:22:40We're friends with benefits.
00:22:41Remember?
00:22:43Yeah.
00:22:45You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:46Okay.
00:22:47I'm not being a dick.
00:22:48You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:53I can handle myself.
00:22:56Yeah, fine.
00:22:57Be that way.
00:22:58You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:23:05Maybe we need to end this...
00:23:08arrangement.
00:23:10Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:18Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:23Maybe I will.
00:23:25Yes.
00:23:26Yes.
00:23:36Flows for Mrs. Lynn Lamont.
00:23:39That's me.
00:23:40Oh my God.
00:23:45I'm Eric.
00:23:46What are you doing here?
00:23:55Had a meeting with Best Dad.
00:23:59Mr. Merrick?
00:24:02Yes.
00:24:06They're nice.
00:24:11Listen, um, I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:15I was out of line.
00:24:17No.
00:24:19No, I was out of line.
00:24:24I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:27Oh my god.
00:24:29Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:35Friends forever?
00:24:39Friends forever.
00:24:43Dinner later?
00:24:44Sounds awesome.
00:24:46Someone's in a good mood.
00:24:57Someone's in a good mood.
00:25:08Oh, it's just, I'm just so happy.
00:25:13You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:18I think he could be the one.
00:25:19Oh.
00:25:20I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:23You've only just started dating.
00:25:25Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate that you just know?
00:25:33Uh, yeah.
00:25:33That's us.
00:25:34You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:43He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:46I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:49I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:51Oh.
00:25:52No.
00:25:53I don't know, I just want him to be happy.
00:25:57By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:59It's so unique.
00:26:01What color is it?
00:26:02Paris pink.
00:26:04I love it.
00:26:06Anyway, gotta go.
00:26:08Toodles.
00:26:09Why are you so down?
00:26:19What's wrong?
00:26:20Nothing.
00:26:21Famous last words.
00:26:24Is it attic?
00:26:27Of course not.
00:26:30How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:33She thinks that you're gonna settle down with her.
00:26:35Yeah, you never know.
00:26:37Give me your hand.
00:26:42I'll tell you what's gonna happen.
00:26:44Come on.
00:26:45Okay.
00:26:46Okay, this is your lifeline.
00:26:50It's long, so you have a nice long life.
00:26:54Okay, this is your headline for wisdom.
00:26:59Mm-hmm.
00:27:00And looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:27:05And this is your love line.
00:27:11So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:27:15But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:20You wanna go home and fuck?
00:27:43Great idea.
00:27:46Great idea.
00:27:47Oh, my God.
00:28:17Oh, my God.
00:28:47Oh, my God.
00:28:50Wait a second.
00:28:51Oh, nice trick.
00:29:14Right?
00:29:15Yeah.
00:29:20Who is that?
00:29:21I have no idea.
00:29:23Hello!
00:29:24Your front door is unlocked!
00:29:27My front door!
00:29:40Nuts.
00:29:42How could you?
00:29:48Beth!
00:29:49Wait, Beth!
00:29:50Oh, fuck!
00:29:51What have I done?
00:29:55What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:56Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:57Hey!
00:29:58What are you doing?
00:29:59I'm leaving.
00:30:00I'm leaving.
00:30:01I'm getting dressed.
00:30:02I'm going.
00:30:03I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:30:04I'm sorry, okay?
00:30:05You didn't do anything.
00:30:06It was me.
00:30:07I fucked up.
00:30:08You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:09It wasn't serious.
00:30:10It wasn't.
00:30:11It doesn't matter.
00:30:12I fucked up.
00:30:13Whatever it is.
00:30:14It was.
00:30:15I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:16I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:19Yeah.
00:30:20Friends first.
00:30:21Friends first.
00:30:22Friends first.
00:30:23Friends first.
00:30:24Friends first.
00:30:25Friends first.
00:30:26Friends first.
00:30:57Friends first.
00:30:58Friends first.
00:30:59Friends first.
00:31:00Friends first.
00:31:01Friends first.
00:31:02Friends first.
00:31:03Friends first.
00:31:04Friends first.
00:31:05Friends first.
00:31:06Friends first.
00:31:07What do you mean, Beth?
00:31:08Hey, Beth?
00:31:09Oh, go away.
00:31:14I need to talk to you.
00:31:16I'd fire her.
00:31:19Except Daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:21You on the other hand.
00:31:23I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:24No, no.
00:31:25It's not what you think, okay?
00:31:27It was a stupid game.
00:31:28Friends with benefits.
00:31:29But it's over now, okay?
00:31:30I promise.
00:31:38Do you love her?
00:31:40Of course not.
00:31:41Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:45Really?
00:31:47Hey, I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:51You and me.
00:31:53Please.
00:31:54Give me another chance.
00:32:02I suppose.
00:32:06Okay.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:21Leigh-Anne, it's me again.
00:32:22Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:25I'm so confused.
00:32:27Friends forever, remember?
00:32:34Eric.
00:32:35Hi.
00:32:36I'm sorry if it's been a while.
00:32:39I know I've been out of touch, but I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.
00:32:54Asher?
00:32:55Asher, it's me.
00:32:56I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:58What's going on?
00:32:59Are you with Leigh-Anne?
00:33:00Call me.
00:33:01I don't know what I did to drive you away, but I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:19If you ever want to be friends again, you'll know where to find me.
00:33:24It's Eric, leave a message.
00:33:46Hey, Eric.
00:33:49Um, I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night, and I wanted to see what
00:33:55you were doing later.
00:33:56Asher?
00:33:57Asher, where are you?
00:33:59Why won't you call me back?
00:34:00I know you're with her.
00:34:02You lied to me!
00:34:05Okay.
00:34:06Miss you.
00:34:07Call me.
00:34:08Bye.
00:34:13Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:34:17Um, listen, I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but
00:34:22maybe we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:26I'll call you when I can.
00:34:30Hey, hey, hey, babe.
00:34:56Slow down.
00:35:00To love.
00:35:06Wait.
00:35:08Love sucks.
00:35:12Okay.
00:35:14I think we've had enough.
00:35:17How about we head back to the mod days?
00:35:21Hmm.
00:35:23Fabulous.
00:35:25Easy.
00:35:27Easy.
00:35:28What a good you did me.
00:35:58What a good you did.
00:36:27I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:29Yeah, I'm sorry. I've been aloof. Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:32You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:34No, that's okay. Just life.
00:36:36Is it Leanne?
00:36:37I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:40You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:43I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:45Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:49It would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:53No way. She would never. He's a knob.
00:36:56Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:37:02I don't know. I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:37:09I don't know.
00:38:51Sorry, I'm trying my best.
00:38:54Hey, your best isn't good enough.
00:38:56He causes the game.
00:38:58Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:39:00Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:39:02She can handle herself.
00:39:04Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:39:07Look at the loser.
00:39:09So embarrassing.
00:39:13Fucking prick.
00:39:14Come here.
00:39:19Come on.
00:39:20Come on.
00:39:27Okay.
00:39:27Okay.
00:39:29Come on.
00:39:31Come on.
00:39:31Come on.
00:39:32Okay.
00:39:33Come on.
00:40:33I wouldn't call it breaking up.
00:40:37We only just got back together.
00:40:40Beth, we were never together.
00:40:43I mean, we went out like six times.
00:40:46You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:49Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:52I'm so sorry.
00:40:53I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:56You're fired.
00:40:58You can't fire me.
00:40:59I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:41:03I'll fire Leanne.
00:41:04You can't.
00:41:05She'll sue.
00:41:08Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:12And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:18Yeah.
00:41:18She...
00:41:29Shit.
00:41:59Shit.
00:42:29Shit.
00:42:59Hey Eric. Thinking about you. When do you want to hook up? How about a hotel this time?
00:43:15We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out. Love, her friend with benefits,
00:43:24Leanne. XO, XO. When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leanne.
00:43:37I can't believe you think I'm lying. Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:41I don't know. I didn't send it. You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:51I'm not going to be so stupid. I am not seeing Eric. Why would I cheat on you? You're my lover. You're my best friend.
00:44:01Clearly not. I am not a cheater. I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:44:13I do.
00:44:19Okay then.
00:44:23Hey.
00:44:24I'll get up to you.
00:44:29I'll share it right now.
00:44:30Okay.
00:44:31You're my best friend.
00:44:33Hey.
00:44:34Hey.
00:44:35Hey.
00:44:36Yeah.
00:44:37Hey.
00:44:38Hey.
00:44:39Hey.
00:44:40Hey.
00:44:41Hey.
00:44:42Hey.
00:44:43Hey.
00:44:44Hey.
00:44:46Hey.
00:44:48Hey.
00:44:49Hey.
00:44:50Hey.
00:44:51Hey.
00:44:52I will, I will, I will!
00:45:10Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert.
00:45:13Or both. Thoughts?
00:45:18Please, don't marry her.
00:45:21You don't love her.
00:45:22You're rebounding.
00:45:30I'm thanking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids. Thoughts?
00:45:35A string quartet instead of a jazz trio. Thoughts?
00:45:41They say he's the photographer to the stars. Thoughts?
00:45:45Seat your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed. I think they'd really get along, because it turns out that they both have the same dog. Did you know that? It's crazy!
00:46:10Oh my god.
00:46:12Oh my god.
00:46:13Hello. Did you get my messages? You're gonna love the photographer, he's awesome. I have
00:46:36tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the doorman. Could you
00:46:39run down and grab them? Sure. Thanks.
00:46:59Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:47:09Okay. You are gone, Leanne Lamont. Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again. Ever.
00:47:28Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated. Effective now.
00:47:33Wait, what? Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:41Who's this source?
00:47:43Oh my god. Why would she do this?
00:47:51Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:53No, it's not true. This will ruin me.
00:47:55You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend. But she'd never speak to me again.
00:48:03So I'm stuck with you. Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:48:11It doesn't matter at this point. It's already in the trades. You're toxic, Asha. Nobody will touch you. So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:22Asha?
00:48:32You bitch.
00:48:34What?
00:48:35You jealous bitch.
00:48:37What are you doing? What are you...
00:48:39I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday. So you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:44Honey? What are you talking about? I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:50The whole job well done.
00:48:52Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:54Stay away from me.
00:48:56Asha, you're one of my best friends.
00:49:00We are not friends.
00:49:02Okay, we are nothing.
00:49:04Stay away from me. Don't contact me. Don't speak to me. Don't look at me.
00:49:16You are dead to me.
00:49:20I'm the outer of my hair.
00:49:22I must be the outs办理.
00:49:24Their eyes are weird.
00:49:25We have no sense.
00:49:26We are not friends.
00:49:27It is true.
00:49:28It is good, but...
00:49:29Oh!
00:49:31американ Aah
00:49:35After I knew what my hair was dragging, I was drawn to God.
00:49:41After I knew that when Andu caused a thing, I had to go visit each other closely at a salon.
00:49:45And I was given a thing to not discuss.
00:52:17Oh my god, this is crazy.
00:52:22I didn't write this.
00:52:29Heliotrope purple.
00:52:29It was Beth.
00:52:39Heliotrope purple.
00:52:41It was Beth.
00:52:42She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:48Oh my god.
00:52:49I think it's on Saturday.
00:52:51I have to warn him.
00:52:54Come on, come on.
00:52:55Sure.
00:52:57Okay.
00:52:59Come on.
00:53:00Shit.
00:53:06He blocked me?
00:53:07Shit.
00:53:07He blocked me?
00:53:07Shit.
00:53:09He blocked me?
00:53:11Bess?
00:53:41I don't know.
00:54:11I don't know.
00:54:42What are you doing here?
00:54:46Beth.
00:54:48You set me up.
00:54:51You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:54I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:58And I won.
00:55:01You stay away from me.
00:55:04You're insane.
00:55:05I'll scream.
00:55:10Nobody will hear you.
00:55:16I can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:20I'm not going to ruin your wedding.
00:55:25I promise, Beth.
00:55:28Okay?
00:55:29You and Asher, or you're a great couple.
00:55:33He loves you.
00:55:34Why don't I just go away?
00:55:39I'll move.
00:55:41I'll quit my job.
00:55:42Just, please.
00:55:45Beth.
00:55:47Don't hurt me.
00:55:49Okay?
00:55:50I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:51But you've got to go.
00:55:57I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:56:05But you've got to go.
00:56:06Come on.
00:56:08No.
00:56:09I can't.
00:56:25I can't.
00:56:28I don't know.
00:56:58Don't bother.
00:57:23That pipe's in there good.
00:57:25You're not going anywhere.
00:57:28You're crazy.
00:57:31You're never getting away with it.
00:57:34Oh, but I will.
00:57:35See, I'm getting married today.
00:57:37And then we'll go on our honeymoon.
00:57:39And when I get back, you'll be dead.
00:57:44I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:47Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:57:59Toodles!
00:58:02Toodles!
00:58:03I hear starvation is a terrible death.
00:58:14I'm alone.
00:58:17I'm home.
00:58:19I'm alone.
00:58:19I'm gone.
00:58:20I'm home.
00:58:21I don't know.
00:58:51I don't know.
00:59:21I don't know.
00:59:52No, no, no.
00:59:53Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:59:56Come on!
00:59:58Come on, come on, come on.
01:00:14in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
01:00:18Stop.
01:00:21Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today
01:00:24in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
01:00:28Stop.
01:00:32What are you doing here?
01:00:34Keep going fast.
01:00:35What's going on, Beth?
01:00:37Security, take this woman away.
01:00:39She's clearly deranged.
01:00:41Come on, dearly beloved.
01:00:42We are gathered here today.
01:00:43Let's go finish it.
01:00:44Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me,
01:00:50on which she forged my signature.
01:00:52What?
01:00:53It's completely absurd.
01:00:57Is this true?
01:00:59Oh, she's crazy.
01:01:00Security!
01:01:02She confessed to it all last night,
01:01:04right after she tried to kill me.
01:01:08Oh, Asher, you love me.
01:01:10We're getting married today.
01:01:11Go, go, go!
01:01:13Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:17You're ruining everything!
01:01:23Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:25You're ruining everything!
01:01:27Beth, how could you?
01:01:29I did it for you, baby.
01:01:31For us.
01:01:32Get off me.
01:01:33I killed you.
01:01:37I won't kill you!
01:01:39I won't kill you!
01:01:39I won't kill you!
01:01:40Do you do!
01:01:41Ah!
01:01:41Yeah, you!
01:01:41Get off me!
01:01:44Yeah, yeah!
01:01:44Hey!
01:01:45No!
01:01:46No!
01:01:47I'm sorry!
01:01:48No!
01:01:49No!
01:01:50No!
01:01:50No!
01:01:50No!
01:01:50No!
01:01:50No!
01:01:50No!
01:01:51No!
01:01:51No!
01:01:51I!
01:01:52Do you take me?
01:01:53I'll never let me lock you over.
01:01:54I knew I'd have to climb!
01:01:55I'm fine!
01:02:00You okay?
01:02:02Yeah, I think so.
01:02:05Okay. Good.
01:02:07Dad.
01:02:09Someone grab a chair.
01:02:13You okay?
01:02:15Yeah, I think so.
01:02:17Okay. Good.
01:02:19Dad.
01:02:21Someone grab a chair.
01:02:25Babe.
01:02:27Hey. Wake up, babe.
01:02:29Baby, wake up.
01:02:31Baby. Hey, wake up.
01:02:33Wake up, baby.
01:02:35Leanne.
01:02:37Asher.
01:02:39Yes, it's me.
01:02:41And it's all over.
01:02:47I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:49I'm more sorry.
01:02:51You saved me.
01:02:53You're my hero.
01:02:55Sure, I love you.
01:03:01I love you, Leanne.
01:03:07Let me help you.
01:03:09Come on.
01:03:11Uh, but before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:29Will you marry me?
01:03:31Yes.
01:03:33Yes.
01:03:34Yes.
01:03:35Yes.
01:03:36Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:43They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:45But sometimes, it makes everything better.
01:03:49That's important.
01:03:51Shelley better.
01:03:55Let's see.
01:03:59I have a question.
01:04:01I think the exact question on Tuesday.
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