Pepito Manaloto - Tuloy Ang Kuwento: Jowa ni Tere, binato ng asin! (YouLOL) - video Dailymotion

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Aired (June 28, 2025): Inakusahan si Tere (Cherry Malvar) ng panggagayuma ng nanay ng boyfriend niya, pero nabisto ni Tommy (Ronnie Henares) ang kahina-hinalang galawan ng mga ito.     For more Pepito Manaloto Highlights, click the link below:  https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmD5y8cDWzkJ6WP2Q8GAWSlR     Catch the latest episodes of 'Pepito Manaloto: Tuloy Ang Kuwento' Saturdays at 6:15 PM on GMA Network. It stars Michael V., Manilyn Reynes, John Feir, Ronnie Henares, Nova Villa, Mosang, Janna Dominguez, Chariz Solomon, Arthur Solinap, Jake Vargas, Angel Satsumi, Mikoy Morales, Maureen Larrazabal, Jen Rosendahl, Cherry Malvar, and Sophia Senoron. This episode's guests are Pancho Magno and Jak Roberto. #PepitoManalotoTuloyAngKuwento     To our Global Pinoys in the U.S., catch your favorite Pinoy shows from GMA Pinoy TV, GMA Life TV, and GMA News TV, now available on YouTube TV!     Subscribe now for only $14.99 per month. Visit tv.youtube.com for more details.

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00:00MUSIC

00:05Maria Mary, why Tommy?

00:07Alika na, alika na!

00:08Wait lang, s'y matapos ng namin.

00:09Uy, teka lang ha!

00:11Bibili lang ako ng gamot para sa nanay ko.

00:13At saka sasandali na rin ako sa CR.

00:14Alam mo na, bago dumating ang babe ko, magre-resergy ako.

00:17Sige, pero daliin mo ha, dahil may lahat ka bin yung Mari.

00:21Ha?

00:22Samun y'yo naisip ko nga kung tayo kaya tumulong sa kanda.

00:28Paano?

00:29We're going to pay for the jowans.

00:31What?

00:32I'm going to pay for it?

00:34Why?

00:35You're going to pay for it.

00:37Yeah, but I'm going to pay for it.

00:39I'm going to pay for it.

00:41I'm going to pay for it.

00:42And why are you going to pay for it?

00:44You're going to be a jowans.

00:45Let's go.

00:47It's just me.

00:48Right?

00:49If you don't have to pay for it,

00:51then we're going to pay for her jowans.

00:54Hey!

00:55Hey!

00:56What's your name?

00:57It's just a year.

00:59But it's just a year.

01:00It's probably going to come back.

01:05You're so quiet.

01:09Uh...

01:10I don't have to pay for it.

01:14I don't want to pay for the jowans.

01:16I'm not sure if I know.

01:18I don't want to pay for it.

01:21Wait, wait.

01:23You're not a lawyer?

01:25But I gave my mother to my mother.

01:28She has diabetes in the hospital.

01:31J-Boy, we're not a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a.

01:34We're not going to pay for it.

01:36Ay, it's not like that.

01:38No, no, no.

01:40You know, it's also enough to be able to be able to.

01:42It's also enough to be able to be able to.

01:44It's not like that, it's not like that.

01:45Tunggu, it's not like that.

01:47It's not like that.

01:48No, no, no, no.

01:50I don't want to be able to be able to hang out.

01:52I really need to be able to hang out.

01:54Pero pwede po ba?

01:56Huwag niyo po sabihin, K-babe.

01:58Baka kasi makawa siya sa akin.

02:01Sige, apaabit mo ng wallet ko.

02:06Ito, oh.

02:08Share ko.

02:08Inaayaw ko.

02:10Inaayaw ko.

02:11Inaayaw ko.

02:12Inaayaw ko.

02:14Ito, oh.

02:16Pagdamotan mo na, ha?

02:18Alas na kayo po ito.

02:20Mm-mm.

02:21Uy, ah, sabi ni Elsa, putaro kayo ng KTV mamaya.

02:25Huwag kayo mag-alala.

02:26Ako ang mahala.

02:26Sagot ko nila.

02:27Hey!

02:29It's open mic night at the KTV.

02:31Ang kakanta kami ni Cheeto.

02:33Ay!

02:33Inaayaw!

02:34Parang chiniki lang.

02:36Ano ba?

02:36Taklesa ka din eh.

02:37Ha?

02:38Ang nakakanta niyo?

02:40Ah, we're gonna sing Sige na.

02:42Hindi pa kanta ng chiniki yun.

02:44Sturuy, ano ka?

02:45Isa ka pa eh.

02:46It's okay po, Tito.

02:47Ay!

02:47I mean, sir, I was hoping po kasi na pag kinanta namin, baka maging theme song namin ng Karachi.

02:54Karachi?

02:55Di ba parang karate lang?

02:57Ay!

02:57That's what Roxy said!

02:58Ah, alam mo, di ba mas maganda pakinggan kung ano nalang?

03:01Chikara.

03:02Uy!

03:03Oo!

03:04Oo!

03:05Nga po, Tito!

03:06I mean, sir!

03:08Sige!

03:09Sir, pwede ko bang invite si gayboy ko?

03:12Kasi date talaga namin.

03:13Hindi.

03:14Mahiya ka naman.

03:15Psst!

03:16Dene, okay lang.

03:17Maganda nga yan.

03:18Magka-banding kayo eh.

03:19Alam ko, balita akong matimuro yung tao eh.

03:21Mabahit daw eh.

03:22Ay, opo.

03:23Talaga, sir.

03:24Ginagawa talaga niya ng paraan para hindi ako umupa.

03:27O, di maigay.

03:28Nakahanap ka ng matinong boyfriend.

03:30Hey!

03:31Nandito ba si Tereda Linsay?

03:33Ay, yes po.

03:34Ano po kailangan nila?

03:35Ako si Defina.

03:36Nanay ako ni J-boy.

03:38Oo.

03:39May pakiusap sana ako sa'yo eh.

03:41Pwede ba layuan mo yung anak ko?

03:44Ah!

03:45Ah, excuse me.

03:47Ako nga po pala si Pepito Manalotto.

03:49Ako ang employer ni Tere.

03:51Ano bang problema?

03:52Eh, kasi naman yung empleyado mo.

03:54Kinayuma yung anak ko.

03:56Oo!

03:57Kinayuma yung anak nyo.

03:58Anong hindi mo ginayuma?

03:59Alam mo buhat kagabi nang umuwisa at tulala.

04:02Wala siya si sarili niya.

04:04Ayan ako tingnan mo.

04:06J-boy!

04:08Babe!

04:09Ano ka ganyan?

04:10Yan ay kahapon ko.

04:11Usap lang mo namin siya.

04:12Huwi naman siya.

04:13Kasi nga, ginayuma mo.

04:16Hala.

04:17Ay, yung totoo pala.

04:18Ano may gayuma yung pintakandila?

04:19Teka, teka.

04:20Ano naman yung pintakandila na yun?

04:21Sir, kasi si Dereco nagkirig po yan ng pintakandila para magganyan.

04:25Siguro sinabayan ang orasyon.

04:27Magpilig na kandila.

04:28Oo nga.

04:29Antigin ang tama ng gayuma.

04:31Hindi ko po siya ginayuma.

04:33Sige po.

04:34Dali na natin sa hospital ulit.

04:36Alam mo, nakaka-30 mil na ako sa anak ko.

04:38Ang laki na na nagastos ko.

04:40Isipin mo naman,

04:41pati yung upas sa kuryente.

04:43Nagamit ko na lang sa anak ko sa pagpapacheck up niya.

04:45Ako na pong bahala.

04:46Babayaran ko lang po sa mga nagastos nyo.

04:48Ano na po.

04:50Nagtere.

04:51Ayaw mo na ako bakitubisig.

04:52Ah, misis.

04:53Sige po.

04:55Huwag ko kayo mag-alala.

04:56Ako na mong bahala.

04:57Sagot ko na po lahat.

04:58Naku, gagasos pa kayo.

04:59Sa probensya namin.

05:01Sinasabuyin lang ng asin.

05:02Yung mga taong ginagayuma.

05:04Ay, talaga ba?

05:05Tignan nyo po.

05:06Sabuyin nyo ng asin.

05:07Magigisin yan.

05:10Sino may asin dyan?

05:11May asin.

05:12Talan nyo ako asin.

05:13Ito.

05:14O ito.

05:15May asin ako.

05:16Akin eh.

05:17Hawak mo to.

05:18cervical.

05:19Akin!

05:20Yung mga taong.

05:21Baga nyo, Bagay.

05:22forma.

05:24J-Pol!

05:25Baay, hey.

05:26Baka naman sa virut

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Pepito Manaloto - Tuloy Ang Kuwento: Jowa ni Tere, binato ng asin! (YouLOL)

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