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Get the Girl (2017) is a dark comedy about a shy young man who attempts a bold plan to win the attention of someone he admires. When his staged idea takes an unexpected turn, things become more complicated than he ever imagined. Blending quirky humor with twists and unpredictable moments, the film delivers an offbeat story about decisions, consequences, and trying to do the right thing.
get the girl, get the girl 2017, dark comedy, offbeat movie, quirky story, unexpected twists, 2010s comedy film, character driven humor, indie comedy, unusual plan, modern comedy movie, lowkey thriller elements, young adult film, creative storyline, funny and suspenseful

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00:05:01Pretty girl marries asshole, ignores the nice guy at her bar who's madly in love with her,
00:05:05and would probably go down on her, like, any time she wanted all the days of her life.
00:05:11Okay, it's a bad joke, but...
00:05:14You see, after this, I decided to observe the situation and see if I could find a way in.
00:05:21Like when she got her first tattoo, when our grandmothers passed away in the same month.
00:05:26Hence the tattoo.
00:05:27Rest in peace, Nana and Meemaw.
00:05:31And when she decided to divorce said asshole, who, by the way, used her grandmother's money that she left her to buy her a new wedding ring.
00:05:41Classy guy.
00:05:44This is around the time I decided to get proactive.
00:05:49I knew that if just given the chance to sweep her off her feet, she'd realize that I'm the guy for her.
00:05:55I just needed to get her attention in a really big way.
00:05:58There was only one person I knew that could help me do that.
00:06:02And that was Patrick.
00:06:03My mother don't want to remain
00:06:06She says I'm a child to change this guy
00:06:09She don't want to sit with my name
00:06:12Cause I'm a lot next to change, yeah
00:06:15Yes, I'm a man
00:06:16Yeah, I'm a man
00:06:19Yeah, I'm a man
00:06:22I'd seen Patrick before at Alex's bar.
00:06:31He started frequenting this place about six months ago.
00:06:34His reputation needed no backing up.
00:06:43Patrick was a smooth-talking, bullshits-walking, girl-getting son of a bitch.
00:06:47At least that's how he described himself.
00:06:49Can I get you, stud?
00:06:58Tequila?
00:06:59And, uh, would you put it on her tab?
00:07:03He's got you covered.
00:07:05Thank you very much.
00:07:07It's very nice to see you, but I don't swing that way, buddy.
00:07:11Actually, he's covering the entire bar tonight.
00:07:16Really?
00:07:17Yeah.
00:07:18Cheers.
00:07:20Can I get, like, two more of these?
00:07:28Uh, up top?
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00:08:401 o'clock.
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00:12:09Donc, votre fille n'est pas dans de l'argent.
00:12:12Qu'est-ce que tu dis ça ?
00:12:13Toujours être le plus le gars dans la rue, Clarence.
00:12:16Les femmes qui sont intéressées dans l'argent,
00:12:18elles décides dans les 20 secondes de rencontrer si elles veulent faire de l'argent.
00:12:22Si votre fille n'est pas intéressé,
00:12:24elle est bien, elle n'est pas intéressé dans l'argent.
00:12:26Mais comment tu sais si je n'ai pas eu de l'argent ?
00:12:28Tu as éloigné avec une fille qui vient d'une famille
00:12:31qui était de la famille sociale et qu'elle ne savait pas tout le temps,
00:12:33comme elle ne savait pas à l'acteur.
00:12:34Non.
00:12:36C'est parce que cette fille est toi.
00:12:37Elle n'a jamais fait la chance de me connaître.
00:12:40Tu n'as pas la chance, tu dois créer l'opportunité.
00:12:44C'est là où tu viens.
00:12:46Cette fille, elle est très forte.
00:12:48Elle est indépendante et strong.
00:12:51Il faut prendre quelque chose d'un grand pour la situation.
00:12:54Quelque chose d'un grand, hein ?
00:12:56Qu'est-ce que vous voulez d'un grand pour quelque chose d'un grand ?
00:12:58Alors, nous allons parler.
00:13:00First, tu dois voir cette fille.
00:13:07C'est une fille.
00:13:13C'est une fille.
00:13:18C'est une fille.
00:13:20Quelle ?
00:13:35Quelle ?
00:13:37Qu'est-ce que c'est ?
00:13:39Nous allons parler.
00:13:41C'est vraiment ?
00:13:43C'est demain.
00:13:4510 o'clock.
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00:14:05Can I get a Diet Coke, please ?
00:14:07Sure.
00:14:13Thanks.
00:14:14Hey, martini dry, two olives.
00:14:16Sure.
00:14:24Hey.
00:14:25How are you doing ?
00:14:27Fine.
00:14:28Thanks.
00:14:29That's great.
00:14:30That's good.
00:14:31That's real good.
00:14:33Listen, what are you drinking over there ?
00:14:37No thanks.
00:14:39Wow.
00:14:41Listen doll, I'm just trying to buy you a drink over here.
00:14:45Yeah, I'm good to go.
00:14:47Thank you.
00:14:48You sure are.
00:14:49You are certainly good to go.
00:14:51That's why I'm here.
00:14:53Excuse me ?
00:14:55Listen, I'm gonna ask you a serious question.
00:14:57Why are you coming to a bar all by yourself ?
00:14:59You know you just wanted some young stud to come in.
00:15:02Hey, she said she's not interested.
00:15:03Okay.
00:15:04Oh.
00:15:05Ah.
00:15:06Um, that's mine.
00:15:07Is that so ?
00:15:09Famous American philosopher Ralph Waldo Emerson once said, a hero is no braver than an ordinary
00:15:19man.
00:15:20But he is braver five minutes longer.
00:15:22Oh my god.
00:15:27I am so sorry sir.
00:15:29I am so sorry ma'am.
00:15:31I'm a piece of shit.
00:15:33You're a good dude.
00:15:34You are a good dude.
00:15:35I'm sorry.
00:15:36I'm out.
00:15:37I'm out.
00:15:38Thank you.
00:15:41Do you mind if I buy you another drink ?
00:15:48No.
00:15:50That's not necessary.
00:15:52Right.
00:15:53Sorry.
00:15:54I'm sure you're probably married.
00:15:55Excuse me for just a bit.
00:16:00Yeah.
00:16:06Well done.
00:16:08Did you see what just happened ?
00:16:10Looks like you got her attention.
00:16:13But I did anything.
00:16:14That guy just grabbed my drink and threw it in his face like a psycho.
00:16:17She doesn't know that.
00:16:18Why would he do that ?
00:16:20Because I paid him.
00:16:22Twenty dollars.
00:16:23To hit on her.
00:16:25And then if you were so kind as to intervene, he was to make you her savior.
00:16:29What are you getting at ?
00:16:31Always be the smartest guy in the room, Clarence.
00:16:35Now that was just a sample.
00:16:36A test.
00:16:37To see if you had the balls.
00:16:42To pull that off.
00:16:45And when you did, I took over from there.
00:16:50So that's your plan?
00:16:51To have an asshole hitting her in a bar ?
00:16:53Because that happens every night.
00:16:54No, I think in your case we're going to need something a little bit more.
00:16:57How did you say ?
00:17:00Grand ?
00:17:01Are you in your fucking mind ?
00:17:03You don't like it ?
00:17:04No, of course I don't fucking like it !
00:17:05Why not ?
00:17:06It's illegal, it's dangerous, it's computer.
00:17:07It's genius.
00:17:08How is it ?
00:17:09It's genius !
00:17:10It's exactly what she wants, man.
00:17:11You're going to sweep her off her feet, you get to be the hero, you get alone time,
00:17:17start to bond, I'll be in control the whole time.
00:17:23It's insane.
00:17:24It's perfect.
00:17:27Okay, all right, we want something to happen.
00:17:30Okay, why don't we want something to happen ?
00:17:34Ok, allez-y.
00:17:35Ok, allez-y.
00:17:36Attention à la cafière.
00:17:37Yassâchons-nous.
00:17:38C'est pas grand panier.
00:17:39C'est pas dangereux, c'est control en chaos.
00:17:40Non, non, non, non.
00:17:42Je ne veux pas, je ne veux pas.
00:17:44Fine.
00:17:45J'ai pas.
00:17:46Allez-y.
00:17:473...
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00:17:52Allez-y.
00:17:54Comment je peux me أцу Nur après?
00:17:55C'est toujours le plus le taux-et-on...
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00:17:58Mais c'est-ce que ce qu'on fait c'est?
00:18:00Ce qui veut tout ça?
00:18:02Ça veut dire que ne mettez pas des situations que vous ne pouvez pas contrôler.
00:18:06Nez les gens, nez les circonstances.
00:18:08Bez le plus le gars.
00:18:10$25,000.
00:18:12La semaine prochaine.
00:18:14Prends ça.
00:18:43The great American actress Mae West once said,
00:18:46Every man I meet wants to protect me, but I can't figure out what from.
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00:19:34Hey, it's Alex. Did I leave a red folder somewhere in the back?
00:19:45No?
00:19:47Shit, I'm gonna have to come look for it.
00:19:50Alright, yeah, no, it's cool. I'll see you in a second.
00:20:04Okay, I'm-I'm-Holy shit! You scared the hell out of me!
00:20:23I-I-I didn't see you.
00:20:24Yeah, I'm sure you didn't be pulling out that fast.
00:20:27I'm-I'm-I'm sorry.
00:20:28Yeah, you said that.
00:20:37Would you...like to get dinner with me sometime?
00:20:44Did you really just ask me...
00:20:45Whoa! Whoa! Hey! Watch me!
00:20:49Hey! What the hell?
00:20:50Whoa! Whoa!
00:20:51No!
00:20:52Whoa!
00:20:53Get your hands off me!
00:20:54Take your hands off me!
00:20:57Come in!
00:21:00What the-
00:21:01Higgs!
00:21:01Higgs!
00:21:05I'll take it from here.
00:21:07Yeah, ma'am.
00:21:07Help me! Somebody! I made you hurt!
00:21:29Help! Help!
00:21:31Help!
00:21:32Help!
00:21:32Help!
00:21:33Help!
00:21:33Help!
00:21:34Help!
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00:27:12Je vais essayer de trouver une autre chose.
00:27:13Je ne peux pas vous faire, bro.
00:27:17Just gimme me la gun.
00:27:18Si tu me kisses, je vais m'aider à vous, bro.
00:27:20Hey, hey.
00:27:24When I say so.
00:27:25All right.
00:27:32Channel 3.
00:27:33Yeah, yeah, totally. Channel 3.
00:27:35Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
00:27:36Hey, hey boss.
00:27:38Just a quick question.
00:27:40You didn't give me a gun.
00:27:42Mm-hmm.
00:27:45Why don't I get a gun?
00:27:46Honestly?
00:27:47Yeah?
00:27:49Because you're fucking nuts and I don't trust you.
00:27:56This is fucking bullshit.
00:28:10All right. Good talk.
00:28:12Whoa!
00:28:13Haha!
00:28:14Get in there, bitch.
00:28:15What is that?
00:28:18Somebody turn it off.
00:28:20Oh shit.
00:28:23Shut it off.
00:28:24Shut it off!
00:28:25Shut it off!
00:28:26Damn it.
00:28:27And you, you didn't think there was gonna be a fucking alarm?
00:28:30Don't do anything until I tell you to.
00:28:32Fucking nimrod.
00:28:33Get down!
00:28:36Get out now!
00:28:37Haha!
00:28:38What's this, huh?
00:28:39Hey!
00:28:40Stop!
00:28:41Get out of there!
00:28:43Ah!
00:28:44Stay on the ground!
00:28:45Hey, is the house empty?
00:28:47Well, uh, not now, but yes it does.
00:28:49Fuck it don't make me hurt!
00:28:50Yes!
00:28:51The house is empty!
00:28:52Don't leave alone, all right?
00:28:53Ask your fucking questions better!
00:28:54Ah!
00:28:55Get down!
00:28:56Get down!
00:29:02Everybody quiet?
00:29:04Now, we know there's somebody very important to you who is under that hood right there, Clarence Duffield.
00:29:12How do you know who I am?
00:29:14I'll ask the questions.
00:29:16Or I can shoot her in the head.
00:29:17No, no, no, okay, okay, okay.
00:29:18Okay, so what we need is $50,000 in the next hour.
00:29:21Do you think you can make that happen?
00:29:2350? I thought we'd say...
00:29:24Oh shit, can you not do that so hard?
00:29:26Motherfucker, what?
00:29:28Ow, fuck! My ear!
00:29:29My ear!
00:29:32Will you, uh, take her away?
00:29:37Get up now!
00:29:44Alright, what the fuck is this?
00:29:45Don't worry about him.
00:29:46I'm the one paying you, you know?
00:29:47Bitch, I don't work for you.
00:29:48Will you do something about this, please?
00:29:51Would you please go upstairs and just trash stuff?
00:29:54Wait, why doesn't he have to do that?
00:29:56Well, you want it to seem authentic, don't you?
00:29:58I guess.
00:30:01But there's no buts.
00:30:02We either do this for real, or we don't do it at all.
00:30:06No, I...
00:30:14You got a vikonin or oxybony chance?
00:30:17Uh, I don't think so. Sorry.
00:30:20No worries.
00:30:28What's with the voice?
00:30:29Anonymity thing.
00:30:30That's a nice touch.
00:30:31Thank you.
00:30:32So where's the money?
00:30:33You'll get your money.
00:30:34First, I need time with her.
00:30:35Really?
00:30:36Yeah.
00:30:37That's the only way this is gonna work.
00:30:38Okay.
00:30:39Make it count.
00:30:40Okay.
00:30:41Okay.
00:30:42Make it count.
00:30:44Okay.
00:30:45Okay.
00:30:46Okay.
00:30:47Okay.
00:30:48Shall we?
00:30:49Yeah.
00:30:50Come on.
00:30:51Come on.
00:30:53Shall we?
00:30:54Yeah.
00:30:55Come on.
00:30:57J'ai besoin de temps avec elle.
00:30:59C'est vrai?
00:31:00Oui, c'est la seule façon qui va travailler.
00:31:05Ok.
00:31:07C'est bon.
00:31:13Nous allons?
00:31:14Oui.
00:31:15C'est bon.
00:31:27Je veux dire, c'est rien.
00:31:44Help!
00:31:46Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:47It's me, it's me, it's me.
00:31:48Who are you?
00:31:49It's me, Clarence!
00:31:50Oh, you, you don't know me.
00:31:51But I'm, uh, hi.
00:31:53I'm Clarence.
00:31:54Mais je n'ai pas une d'entre eux.
00:31:56C'est-ce qu'il y a ?
00:31:59Qu'est-ce qu'il y a ?
00:32:01C'est compliqué.
00:32:06Où est-ce qu'on ?
00:32:09Nous sommes à mon maison.
00:32:13Vous vivez ici ?
00:32:16Oui.
00:32:19Qu'est-ce qu'ils veulent de nous ?
00:32:21C'est pas vous qu'ils veulent.
00:32:23C'est pas vrai.
00:32:25C'est plus ce qu'ils veulent de moi pour vous.
00:32:31Ça ne fait pas vraiment ça.
00:32:36Ils vous trouvent ici parce que je...
00:32:44Parce que je...
00:32:46Parce que je...
00:32:47Parce que quoi ?
00:32:49Parce que je...
00:32:51Vous avez besoin d'avoir un chat !
00:32:52Non !
00:32:53Stop !
00:32:54Stop !
00:32:55Stop !
00:32:56Stop !
00:32:57Stop !
00:32:58Stop !
00:32:59What the hell are you doing ?
00:33:01You always gotta leave them wanting more.
00:33:02What ?
00:33:03You're about to reenact a god damn notebook in there.
00:33:05No, I wasn't.
00:33:06And you don't have to be so fucking rough.
00:33:07Do you want this to feel real for her or not ?
00:33:10It's your money, man.
00:33:11It is your move.
00:33:12I am just here to help you.
00:33:15Okay.
00:33:16You're gonna let me do my job.
00:33:17Yeah.
00:33:18Okay.
00:33:19Please.
00:33:20Yes.
00:33:21Thank you.
00:33:22Let's just take a beat.
00:33:23And just relax.
00:33:25Alright.
00:33:26And we'll go back out there.
00:33:27We'll get into it.
00:33:28This is a very nice room.
00:33:29Hey, what was he saying ?
00:33:36You really wanna know ?
00:33:46Well ?
00:33:49Girl to girl, we have a good authority that your friend Clarence will pay big bucks for your safety.
00:33:58Why would he do that ?
00:34:00I don't even know him.
00:34:02Because he's in love with you.
00:34:07Kinda romantic, if you ask me.
00:34:22Hey, post one to post two.
00:34:23I'm heading out to do my rounds.
00:34:24Will you cover the south side gate for me ?
00:34:26Um, which gate is that again ?
00:34:27South side.
00:34:28Is this post two ?
00:34:29Hey, bro.
00:34:30Can I get a better name than post two ?
00:34:31That's a total bitch name.
00:34:32Who is this ?
00:34:33Who is this ?
00:34:34Who is this ?
00:34:35Who is this ?
00:34:36Will you quit touching shit ?
00:34:37Will you quit touching shit ?
00:34:38Hey, not all of us have our boys ?
00:34:39doing the heavy things.
00:34:40Who is this ?
00:34:41Who is this ?
00:34:42Who is this ?
00:34:43Who is this ?
00:34:44Who is this ?
00:34:45Who is this ?
00:34:50And favour they are ?
00:34:51No.
00:34:52Who is it ?
00:34:53Fuck you !
00:34:56Fuck you !
00:34:59She's gone !
00:35:05Shit !
00:35:06Hey, not all of us have our boyfriends doing the heavy lifting.
00:35:10Fuck you!
00:35:12Fuck you!
00:35:14She's gone!
00:35:16Shit!
00:35:19Where the fuck did she go?
00:35:21I don't fucking know.
00:35:23You're fucking kidding me!
00:35:36Mickey, we got a runner. Eyes open. She might be headed your way.
00:35:53She's in the elevator.
00:35:56Whoa, whoa, Joker!
00:35:57Thank God.
00:35:59Hold me, hold me!
00:36:05Come on, hurry up!
00:36:09Where do you think you're going?
00:36:10Hurry, hurry! He's coming!
00:36:14Come, come!
00:36:17This way!
00:36:18No, this way!
00:36:26Famous Spanish painter Pablo Picasso once said,
00:36:28I don't believe in accidents.
00:36:30There are only encounters in history.
00:36:32There are no accidents.
00:36:43Oh, shit!
00:36:47You okay, bro?
00:36:52Oh, God!
00:36:56What the fuck was that?
00:36:57What the fuck happened here, dude?
00:36:59Whoa, what the fuck happened here?
00:37:01Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:37:02Hey!
00:37:03Wait!
00:37:03Hey!
00:37:04Let her go.
00:37:09Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:37:10Hey!
00:37:10Don't do anything stupid, baby.
00:37:12Pull the chair.
00:37:13I want you to.
00:37:14You want your money, you let her go.
00:37:16What's wrong?
00:37:16What's wrong?
00:37:19I'll be right back.
00:37:20Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:37:21Don't move.
00:37:21What's going on?
00:37:25Baby, baby.
00:37:32Baby, it's okay.
00:37:33It's okay.
00:37:34Relax, it's okay.
00:37:36Everything's okay.
00:37:37That's just, it's just a little...
00:37:38Please, he's dead.
00:37:39He's dead.
00:37:40I know, I know he's, I know he's dead.
00:37:42And I'm really sad about it, too.
00:37:44I'm super sad.
00:37:46What the hell happened?
00:37:47Freak accident.
00:37:49Freak accident.
00:37:50I have nothing to do with it, but it's okay.
00:37:53It's just a little.
00:37:54Just mop it right up, and we're gonna get you.
00:37:57This.
00:37:58Baby, baby, I can't.
00:38:00I want to go home.
00:38:01I can't do this anymore.
00:38:03I'm sorry.
00:38:03I can't do this anymore.
00:38:05No, and listen, you can do this.
00:38:07We can do this together.
00:38:09Because remember, tonight, it changes everything.
00:38:11And if we can make it through tonight,
00:38:13then come tomorrow,
00:38:14we can have everything that we ever wanted, remember?
00:38:17Happily ever after.
00:38:19We can't let one little accident change that, right?
00:38:23Yeah.
00:38:24No, you could do it.
00:38:25Put that, put that on.
00:38:27Let me hold that for just a second
00:38:29while you put on your...
00:38:30Yeah.
00:38:32All right, there you go.
00:38:34There you go.
00:38:35This mask is a really good choice.
00:38:38You look great.
00:38:39Really, come on, atta girl.
00:38:41Go for it.
00:38:42Attagirl.
00:38:43Come on!
00:38:48Clarence!
00:38:49I'll take care of everything.
00:38:50No!
00:38:51I promise.
00:38:51Stop!
00:38:53What the fuck is this, huh?
00:38:54Is this part of the deal?
00:38:55Oh, how was I supposed to know this was going to happen?
00:38:59What am I supposed to do with this?
00:39:01See, that's funny,
00:39:02because I distinctly remember you saying
00:39:04that no one would get hurt.
00:39:08Are you suggesting that this is my fault?
00:39:10Okay, okay, no.
00:39:13I can fix this.
00:39:15I can fix this.
00:39:16Yeah, you're going to fix this.
00:39:17How are you going to fix this?
00:39:20I'll pay you more money.
00:39:23I guess that changes the splits.
00:39:24step into my office.
00:39:40Talk to me.
00:39:42I'll pay you $30,000.
00:39:43You're suggesting that this dead young man's life
00:39:45is only worth the $5,000 premium?
00:39:47No, no, no.
00:39:49Um, I think that's...
00:39:52Hey, hey, you.
00:39:54Yeah, don't poke him.
00:39:56What?
00:39:56He's dead.
00:39:57Okay, okay, fine, fine.
00:39:58I'll pay you $50,000.
00:40:00All right, I want to transfer now.
00:40:02No transfer.
00:40:03It's all going to be in cash.
00:40:04Well, show it to me.
00:40:04Where is it?
00:40:05You'll see it when I want you to see it.
00:40:08Clarence, do not get smart with me.
00:40:11I am not in the mood.
00:40:13All right, there's a dead guy we got to deal with here.
00:40:15Hey, you want your money, I want my girl.
00:40:17So you don't harm a hair on her head or mine
00:40:20if you want to see that money.
00:40:21This was your idea.
00:40:22Remember that.
00:40:24All right, fine.
00:40:27$75,000 it is.
00:40:29What?
00:40:30We just...
00:40:31Excuse me,
00:40:34but the game has changed a little bit,
00:40:36don't you think?
00:40:37We're dealing with damages now, man.
00:40:40This dead guy here, he had nine kids.
00:40:42He had triplets three times over.
00:40:44He didn't even know what a condom was.
00:40:46And the fact of the matter is,
00:40:47he's got a lot of obligations.
00:40:48And now those obligations are my obligations.
00:40:51It's going to be on me,
00:40:52and I'm going to do...
00:40:52It's where I'm going after I get rid of his fucking corpse.
00:40:56Speaking of which,
00:40:57can you stop doing drugs for a minute?
00:40:59Please?
00:41:00And just take care of this?
00:41:01Un-fucking-professional.
00:41:09Thank you.
00:41:11Are you coming back for him?
00:41:13I'm going to get help, asshole.
00:41:15Hey, will you call KJ?
00:41:29I mean, Selena,
00:41:30and get down here and help me?
00:41:32I will in a second.
00:41:36Please tell me you're not done with that.
00:41:38I've never fucking duct-taped anyone before.
00:41:42Go!
00:41:51Hey, I'm really sorry about your friend.
00:41:55He wasn't my friend.
00:41:58Well, whoever he is,
00:41:59I can tell it's really affecting you.
00:42:01Well, it's not.
00:42:03Please don't talk to me.
00:42:04Then what is?
00:42:07Listen, I can tell you're a really good person.
00:42:10You just got yourself in a really tough situation.
00:42:13You don't know anything about me.
00:42:16You're right.
00:42:17I don't.
00:42:21My name's Alex.
00:42:23Am I allowed to know your name?
00:42:25Selina, can you come help me with this?
00:42:37Please?
00:42:40Selina!
00:42:42Selina!
00:42:46She's got away!
00:42:52What?
00:42:52Where is she?
00:42:53Look, I don't know, shut up!
00:42:54Why didn't you let this happen again?
00:42:58Help me find her!
00:43:13Come on.
00:43:13Come on.
00:43:14Come on.
00:43:15Come on.
00:43:15Come on.
00:43:16Come on.
00:43:17Come on.
00:43:18Come on.
00:43:19Come on.
00:43:20Come on.
00:43:21Come on.
00:43:22Come on.
00:43:23Come on.
00:43:24Come on.
00:43:24Come on.
00:43:25Come on.
00:43:25Come on.
00:43:26Come on.
00:43:26Come on.
00:43:34Shit.
00:43:39Shit.
00:43:42Where are you, little bitch?
00:43:43All clear!
00:44:13Oh, God.
00:44:27Gotcha!
00:44:35Oh, shit.
00:44:43What the fuck are you doing?
00:44:56What?
00:44:57Why aren't you answering?
00:44:59What are you talking about?
00:45:02Check, check.
00:45:04Son of a bitch.
00:45:05You are on the wrong channel, KJ.
00:45:07What are you...
00:45:11Okay, that makes perfect sense.
00:45:13What makes sense?
00:45:15There was this guy, and he called me Post Who, and I was like, listen, bitch, I'm not Post Who, okay?
00:45:21Oh, my God.
00:45:23Hey, Emma?
00:45:24Uh, yeah, you're gonna wanna get out of here.
00:45:26What's wrong?
00:45:28Um, we have a friend, and by a friend, I mean a potential enemy.
00:45:33You gotta be fucking kidding me.
00:45:38Oh, not now.
00:45:46Dispatch, this is Unit 219.
00:45:48Code 6 on a 459A.
00:45:51At 585 Crescent Place.
00:45:54Standby.
00:45:56Standby.
00:45:57Standby.
00:45:58Hi there.
00:45:59Hi there.
00:46:00Hi.
00:46:01What seems to be the, uh, issue, officer?
00:46:05We got a call from the security company about an alarm here.
00:46:08They called for a response, but didn't hear back.
00:46:15Is that so?
00:46:17Yes, that's so.
00:46:20w
00:46:30oh
00:46:34ha ha ha ha ha.
00:46:44Ha Ha Ha Ha
00:46:47aaa
00:46:48Oh, c'est vrai.
00:46:55Put your anchor shit on Coral.
00:46:57Put your anchor shit on Coral.
00:47:00Put your anchor tickets to the gun show.
00:47:04Fuck yeah.
00:47:05Oh, don't worry, little darling, you old butt.
00:47:19Let me do that.
00:47:20Oh.
00:47:27Oh, oops.
00:47:31Oh.
00:47:32Oh, you're so fucking sick.
00:47:35Oh, look, now we're twins.
00:47:41Do you want to tell me what it is you're all doing out here at this time of night?
00:47:43Uh, just helping our buddy do some moving, you know?
00:47:51Uh, right, Clarence?
00:47:54Yep.
00:47:55Who owns the van?
00:48:03I do.
00:48:05And you live here?
00:48:06Uh, actually, I do, sir.
00:48:10Okay.
00:48:14Do you mind if I take a look and see what's inside the van?
00:48:18No, don't mind at all.
00:48:20I need you to go get Clarence, please.
00:48:41I want you to go get Clarence.
00:48:42Clarence is busy at the moment.
00:48:44Can I take a message?
00:48:45Please go get Clarence.
00:48:50I don't need Clarence.
00:48:51I think we've got Carl right here.
00:48:54Carl?
00:48:56Is that your name?
00:48:57No, I mean, Gnarl.
00:48:59No, no, no, no.
00:49:00You said Carl.
00:49:01Is Carl your name?
00:49:02No.
00:49:03Yeah.
00:49:04No!
00:49:04Carl?
00:49:05Carl?
00:49:06No!
00:49:08Don't say that!
00:49:10No, you bitch!
00:49:11Don't do it.
00:49:13Don't move.
00:49:14It's not worth it, man.
00:49:15Patrick, are you crazy?
00:49:16It's either him or us, baby cakes.
00:49:18No!
00:49:18It doesn't have to go down like this, Patrick.
00:49:20You know, it took you like 30 minutes to get here, man.
00:49:24Your response time sucks.
00:49:30Hey!
00:49:31Get off her!
00:49:32Stay back, level boy!
00:49:3430th President of the United States Calvin Coolidge once said,
00:49:37Heroism is not only in the man, but in the occasion.
00:49:42Get ready.
00:49:43Get ready.
00:49:44Get ready.
00:49:48Get ready.
00:49:51Oh, fuck!
00:49:52What did you do?
00:49:53That was awesome!
00:49:59You fucking shot me.
00:50:03I can't believe you fucking sucks.
00:50:05Turn off the fucking lights, KJ!
00:50:18Turn off the fucking lights and put the body in the van!
00:50:21Fuck!
00:50:22Fuck!
00:50:25Huh.
00:50:25Get off me, son!
00:50:44Oh, my gosh!
00:50:45I'm so sorry!
00:50:46I'm so sorry!
00:50:46I'm so sorry!
00:50:51Can you save my life?
00:50:53Well, yeah.
00:50:55I guess I did.
00:51:00Clearance, look out!
00:51:03This whole thing has gone to shit!
00:51:09Stop it!
00:51:10Stop me, fucking coward!
00:51:12You're next.
00:51:14Get your ass on me!
00:51:17What?
00:51:18Emma!
00:51:26Emma!
00:51:27I need you!
00:51:35Yes.
00:51:39This is fucking awesome.
00:51:41Get downstairs!
00:51:42What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:51:44The fuck is wrong with you?
00:51:45Okay, okay!
00:51:45I swear to God, man!
00:51:49Go on!
00:51:49Real guns were not part of the plan!
00:51:53He was trying to fucking kill her!
00:51:57What the hell is-
00:51:57What's going on here?
00:51:58The deal is done, Clarence.
00:52:00The game has changed.
00:52:02No, no, no, no, wait.
00:52:03This is not what we agreed to.
00:52:04Fuck you, man.
00:52:05Did you just shoot a fucking cop?
00:52:06Wait, if you hadn't brought a gun,
00:52:07you wouldn't have just killed the fucking cop!
00:52:09If I hadn't brought the fucking gun,
00:52:10then we would all be in jail right now.
00:52:12So shut your fucking mouth
00:52:13before I blow your nuts off
00:52:15and you won't even have a chance
00:52:16to use them with your little crush.
00:52:17You saved the girl.
00:52:19You beat the bad guys.
00:52:20You even took a fucking bullet for her.
00:52:22So congratulations to our goddamn hero, Clarence!
00:52:26Bullet?
00:52:26I didn't take a bullet.
00:52:29Always be the smartest guy in the room, remember?
00:52:32What is wrong with you?
00:52:34It's $100,000 now,
00:52:35and it's non-fucking-negotiable.
00:52:37We have about 15, 20 minutes tops
00:52:40till they come looking for that cop.
00:52:42You clean up the blood
00:52:43and pull in the bodies, okay?
00:52:45When you say we,
00:52:46you mean just me, KJ, right?
00:52:50Yes, I want you to clean it up.
00:52:51I'm gonna go get the money.
00:52:53Why can't I go get the money?
00:52:55You can have all of Carl's share.
00:52:56Just please do what I say.
00:52:59That's right.
00:53:00Have the black guy go clean everything up.
00:53:02I'm down with that.
00:53:03Mm-hmm.
00:53:07Yeah, crack ass crackers always tell me to clean shit up.
00:53:10Tinga Tinga Tinga Tinga Tinga Tinga Tinga.
00:53:13Hey.
00:53:14Tinga Tinga Tinga Tinga Tinga Tinga.
00:53:15Hey.
00:53:16Tinga Tinga Tinga.
00:53:17Housekeeping.
00:53:18I'm here to clean up the mess.
00:53:20Oh my god, this is disgusting.
00:53:22You made such a disgusting mess of this room.
00:53:24No, seriously, you really did a number of my homies.
00:53:28Well, I mean, that guy's my homie. I don't even know this guy.
00:53:32You know how hard it is to make friends?
00:53:44Dap it.
00:53:46Pound it.
00:53:50My ninja.
00:53:54You stay there, okay? You too.
00:54:18Heavy.
00:54:20Oh, honey bunny, talk to me.
00:54:24I can't. I can't do it anymore.
00:54:28Everything's going wrong. People are dying.
00:54:32This wasn't a part of the plan.
00:54:34You can't plan for this sort of thing, honey.
00:54:36I mean, nobody knows what's gonna happen, really.
00:54:40That's why they're called accidents.
00:54:42But you just shot that guy.
00:54:44He wanted it. He was asking for it.
00:54:46It's like a badge of honor for him.
00:54:48The police are gonna come and they're gonna accuse us of...
00:54:52They're gonna accuse us of her.
00:54:54They're gonna accuse us of her.
00:54:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:54:57Honey, honey, honey, look at me. Look at me.
00:54:59No.
00:55:01Uh-uh.
00:55:02No.
00:55:05I'm gonna clean that up too.
00:55:07There's nothing to worry about, honey.
00:55:23Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:55:53...so casually. It's weird.
00:55:57Well, yeah, I mean, that's her name, you know?
00:55:59People call each other by their fucking names, right?
00:56:01What the fuck? I mean...
00:56:03It's a name. I mean, that's what you're supposed to call somebody by, right?
00:56:08Is that that?
00:56:10What do you call somebody by if you don't call somebody by their name?
00:56:12I'm sorry. I'm just really freaking out.
00:56:17I know, sweetheart, and I know.
00:56:21I'm here to protect you, okay?
00:56:23Okay.
00:56:38You know, I've never been with a woman before.
00:56:42I was gonna wait till later, but you know me.
00:57:01I'm just a hopeless romantic,
00:57:03and I think it might help you see the finish line a little more clearly.
00:57:06Oh, my God.
00:57:13Yeah.
00:57:14Yeah.
00:57:15Yeah.
00:57:16Yep.
00:57:18Oh, you know, we can make some adjustments to it so it fits better.
00:57:22It's custom-made.
00:57:23There's only one like it in the whole wide world.
00:57:25I love it.
00:57:26You love it?
00:57:26Yeah.
00:57:27Yeah, okay.
00:57:28Oh, wow.
00:57:29Wow.
00:57:29Just congratulations.
00:57:30Are you happy?
00:57:36Good.
00:57:37We gotta get that money so I can afford to pay off that ring.
00:57:40Why don't you go take care of her,
00:57:45and I'll go find that cash.
00:57:48I love you.
00:57:52I know.
00:57:53I know.
00:58:09I know.
00:58:10This is so fucking ninja.
00:58:26G-19, can I get a status check on Crescent plate?
00:58:28I know.
00:58:29I know.
00:58:30I know.
00:58:31I know.
00:58:32I know.
00:58:33I know.
00:58:34I know.
00:58:35I know.
00:58:36I know.
00:58:37I know.
00:58:38I know.
00:58:39I know.
00:58:40I know.
00:58:42Code 6.
00:58:42Stand by.
00:58:4410-4.
00:58:56How's it going?
00:58:58Where were we?
00:59:00The money.
00:59:00Huh?
00:59:02I can't.
00:59:03I can't believe you shot me.
00:59:05Yeah, and I'll shoot you again if you don't tell me where the fucking money is, man.
00:59:08Come on, Clarence.
00:59:09Work with me.
00:59:10It's in the pool.
00:59:11What do you mean it's in a pool?
00:59:12It's in the pool.
00:59:13Like, like it's floating in the pool?
00:59:15Is it just like wet bills?
00:59:16Am I going to have to fish it out?
00:59:17Come on, Clarence.
00:59:18Are you going to piss me off here?
00:59:19It's in a case.
00:59:20Like a box?
00:59:21Like, like a se- like a case.
00:59:22Like a se- like a case.
00:59:23Like a fuck.
00:59:24It's sealed?
00:59:25Watertight?
00:59:26Like a pulp fiction transporter fucking case.
00:59:27Huh.
00:59:28Clarence, you crazy bastard.
00:59:29All right, well let's go for a dip.
00:59:30Yeah, fuck yeah.
00:59:31What the fuck is that?
00:59:32What the fuck is that?
00:59:33Dude, oh yeah.
00:59:34Um, I found it in the cop car.
00:59:49Ha!
00:59:51Clarence, vous crazy bastard!
00:59:55All right, well, let's go for dip.
00:59:57Yeah, fuck yeah!
00:59:59What the fuck is that?
01:00:01Oh yeah, um, I found it in the cop car.
01:00:03It's really cool, right?
01:00:05I think it's super powerful and shit.
01:00:07Okay, give it to me.
01:00:09No! Don't fucking away, man!
01:00:11Give me the fucking gun!
01:00:13Hey, you haven't given me a gun all night, okay?
01:00:15I'm gonna go out in my own accord and find the biggest, the bad-ass, the most dope gun and then you try to take it away from me?
01:00:22Like, no man, fuck you!
01:00:25Fine, hang on to it. You're gonna kill yourself with it anyway.
01:00:28Come on, let's get to work.
01:00:30You're a dick, and I found another gun too, I don't want to be telling you about that.
01:00:35Hiya!
01:00:37I'm really sorry you got shot.
01:00:39But would you mind telling me where the cleaning products are? It would be like super helpful.
01:00:45I'm sorry I had to go down like this, Clarence.
01:00:49You know, but think about it this way.
01:00:51You'll, you'll have a good story to tell, you're gonna have a hell of a scar.
01:00:54Chicks dig that sort of thing, man.
01:00:56I'm a little jealous, personally.
01:01:01Huh.
01:01:02You sneaky son of a bitch.
01:01:04Never would've guessed.
01:01:06Well, I'm just full of surprises.
01:01:08Hey, my, my music isn't bothering you guys, right?
01:01:30You ready for it? You ready for it? Oh yeah, it's about a call.
01:01:37Oh wait, oh wait!
01:01:38Oh, oh!
01:01:39That's been in there the whole night?
01:01:40Yeah.
01:01:41That means there's only $25,000 in there.
01:01:42Mm-hmm.
01:01:43Well, you better go in and fucking get it.
01:01:44Does it look like I'm in the mood for a fucking swim?
01:01:46Does it look like I give a shit?
01:01:47Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh?
01:01:49Would've been there the whole night?
01:01:51Yeah.
01:01:53That means there's only $25,000 in there.
01:01:55Mm-hmm.
01:01:56Well, you better go in and fucking get it.
01:02:00Does it look like I'm in the mood for a fucking swim?
01:02:03Does it look like I give a shit?
01:02:10You ever hear the expression shooting fish in a barrel? Huh?
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01:16:31en getting her grandmother's money.
01:16:34That is why you won't sign the divorce papers, right?
01:16:37The inheritance?
01:16:39As long as you're married, you still control half of it
01:16:41just as soon as you can find a way to get a hold of it.
01:16:44See, I pay attention to the details.
01:16:46That's how I know what an amazing woman Alex really is,
01:16:49even if she was too hurt from you to show it to anyone.
01:16:52When I told you I wanted to be her hero,
01:16:54I meant it.
01:16:59So it turns out you were our real villain all along.
01:17:01That is incredibly beautiful, man.
01:17:13I mean, that was poetic.
01:17:19Really tugged at every single one of my little heartstrings.
01:17:24This broke loser paid me to kidnap you,
01:17:28put your life at risk.
01:17:29This guy you shot?
01:17:31Does that sound like Prince fucking charming to you, Alex?
01:17:36Does that seem like a hero to you?
01:17:41I got news for you, baby.
01:17:44I got news for you, too.
01:17:46I don't think the hero's going to win this time.
01:17:54Fuck!
01:17:56Fuck!
01:17:57Shit!
01:17:58That hurt!
01:17:59Yeah, it does.
01:18:02It's getting very interesting tonight.
01:18:04I think it's time you take a little look inside that case.
01:18:27The combination's one, four, three.
01:18:29You're not going to watch me.
01:18:59Always be the smartest man in the room, Patrick
01:19:05The choice is yours
01:19:11You sign those papers, you can walk out of here
01:19:13Free to go on with your pathetic excuse of a life
01:19:16Or
01:19:17Alex can decide what to do with you if you don't
01:19:29Watch out for a while
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