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Situationship With My Billionaire Friend – Full Movie (2025)
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00:00:00Oh my god.
00:00:08She's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:14Beth.
00:00:16You set me up.
00:00:18You stay away from me.
00:00:20You're insane.
00:00:24Can't let you ruin my wedding,
00:00:26Miss Leanne.
00:00:28You and Asher, or
00:00:30you're a great couple.
00:00:32I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:36But you've gotta go.
00:00:40They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:52And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:56How was that, baby?
00:00:58Awesome.
00:01:00We done here?
00:01:02Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:06Yes! Yes!
00:01:08Yes! No!
00:01:14We done here?
00:01:16Yeah, baby.
00:01:18You were the best. You were amazing.
00:01:20Doesn't it look good for you?
00:01:22Awesome.
00:01:24What's your name again?
00:01:26Lenny?
00:01:28We need to talk.
00:01:30What?
00:01:31I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:34So, you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:36I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:40This isn't working out.
00:01:42Goodbye, Lenny.
00:01:44I can't do this anymore.
00:01:46I can't do this anymore.
00:01:48What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:50I mean I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:52This isn't working out.
00:01:54But...
00:01:55What am I doing?
00:02:03What am I doing?
00:02:13So, I tell her...
00:02:15Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:17That's an okra.
00:02:19Seriously?
00:02:21So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:23I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:29How about you and I...
00:02:31Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:33Be right back.
00:02:38So, I was thinking...
00:02:40How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:44Sorry. I'll be right back.
00:02:49Oh, damn it!
00:03:01Shit!
00:03:02I'm so sorry.
00:03:03I'm so sorry.
00:03:04Oh my god.
00:03:05Oh my god.
00:03:06Asher?
00:03:07Oh my god.
00:03:08What are you doing?
00:03:09Oh, I'm drowning my sorrows, you.
00:03:11It's here.
00:03:12Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:14Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:15Sure.
00:03:16Let's go on.
00:03:19How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:24Uh, life I guess.
00:03:26We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:28Pinky swear?
00:03:30Pinky swear.
00:03:31Friends forever.
00:03:32Friends forever.
00:03:33Stop doing that.
00:03:38We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:40Pinky swear?
00:03:42Pinky swear.
00:03:43Friends forever.
00:03:44Friends forever.
00:03:45I stopped doing that.
00:03:54Oh, what about work?
00:03:56I actually just started a new job.
00:03:58I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:04:00Small world.
00:04:01Never biggest client.
00:04:02Hmm.
00:04:03No way.
00:04:04Wait, what do you do?
00:04:06I work at a software development startup.
00:04:08Hey.
00:04:09It's cool.
00:04:10What about your love life?
00:04:11What?
00:04:12What about your love life?
00:04:13What?
00:04:14What about your love life?
00:04:15Oh my God.
00:04:16Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:17A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:18Cheers mate.
00:04:19How about we?
00:04:20Stop it.
00:04:21No.
00:04:22Hey.
00:04:23We're friends.
00:04:24Well, if you ever do on an earth shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:25Sex ruins everything.
00:04:26Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:27Huh.
00:04:28Oh my God.
00:04:29Oh my God.
00:04:30Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:31Oh my God.
00:04:32Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:33A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:34Cheers mate.
00:04:35How about we?
00:04:36Stop it.
00:04:37No.
00:04:38Hey.
00:04:39We're friends.
00:04:40Well, if you ever do on an earth shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:43Sex ruins everything.
00:04:44Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:45Huh.
00:04:46I'll be your wing woman though.
00:04:47And I'm your wingman.
00:04:51Oh.
00:04:52Damn it.
00:04:53Damn it.
00:04:54I'll be your wing woman though.
00:04:56You're not your wing man.
00:05:24I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:45I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:49I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:52I have that effect on women.
00:05:59I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:01Thanks.
00:06:03I think.
00:06:06Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:12Friends forever?
00:06:15Friends forever.
00:06:22Let's go.
00:06:29Let's go.
00:06:31Let's go.
00:06:33Let's go.
00:06:34Let's go.
00:06:35Let's go.
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00:06:40Let's go.
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00:06:43Let's go.
00:06:45Let's go.
00:06:47Let's go.
00:06:48Let's go.
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00:06:50Let's go.
00:06:52Let's go.
00:06:54Let's go.
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00:07:01Let's go.
00:07:03Oh, my God.
00:07:33Oh, my God, what are you doing here?
00:07:53I don't know. What am I doing here?
00:07:56Oh, my head. My head.
00:07:58It feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:07Hey, that means since we're here.
00:08:10What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Bad idea.
00:08:13What?
00:08:14Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:17Why?
00:08:17Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:24Fuck, sex reminds everything.
00:08:27I suppose you're right.
00:08:30But still.
00:08:32But still.
00:08:33I have a proposition.
00:08:39What?
00:08:40Friends with benefits.
00:08:42Sex without strings.
00:08:45You do you, I do me.
00:08:48And we do each other.
00:08:53Interesting.
00:08:54Okay, sold.
00:09:05And benefits.
00:09:06Benefits.
00:09:06And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:35Hello, ladies.
00:09:44Asher?
00:09:47You two know each other?
00:09:50Yeah.
00:09:51We know each other from college.
00:09:54He's one of my best friends.
00:09:56What are you doing here?
00:09:57He's here to see my father.
00:09:59Wait, what?
00:10:00Daddy owns the company.
00:10:01I know.
00:10:03I actually own the company I work at.
00:10:06He's worth billions.
00:10:08And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:11I've been busy since college.
00:10:12Clearly.
00:10:14Listen, I gotta run, but talk to you later?
00:10:19Sure.
00:10:20Good to see you, Beth.
00:10:21You too.
00:10:22Oh, what a man.
00:10:38What's this?
00:10:41I took the liberty of drawing up a friends with benefits contract.
00:10:44A contract?
00:10:45It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:47Okay.
00:10:49Article 1.
00:10:50Nobody knows.
00:10:52It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:54Good point.
00:10:55Article 2.
00:10:56We meet at a mutually agreed upon place, at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:02Article 3.
00:11:03Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:11:05Agreed.
00:11:08Article 4.
00:11:10No lies.
00:11:12No lies.
00:11:13Article 5.
00:11:17Once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.
00:11:23I don't like that one.
00:11:26Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:29Fine.
00:11:32And finally.
00:11:38Friends first.
00:11:40Friends first.
00:11:43Let's see.
00:11:52Let's see.
00:11:52Let's see.
00:11:52Let's see.
00:11:52Let's see.
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00:12:00Let's see.
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00:12:03Let's see.
00:12:04Let's see.
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00:12:09Let's see.
00:12:10Let's see.
00:12:11Let's see.
00:13:12What?
00:13:18I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:20Forget the contract.
00:13:22No, friends first. Remember?
00:13:26Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:32Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:34Come on.
00:13:49Friends first?
00:13:55Friends first.
00:13:58Friends first.
00:14:08So see you at seven tonight?
00:14:10Yes, you will.
00:14:11He asked me out. He asked me out.
00:14:28Breathe, Beth. Breathe.
00:14:30I've been crushing on him for so long.
00:14:33On Asher?
00:14:34Yes.
00:14:35He asked you out?
00:14:36Yes.
00:14:37On a date?
00:14:38Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:40Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:41Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:43You can give me some tips.
00:14:45Oh.
00:14:45Um, yeah, okay.
00:14:49I gotta go.
00:14:51Getting a mini-pedi ready for the big fight.
00:14:53I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:57Bye.
00:14:58Where was he born?
00:15:08Philadelphia.
00:15:10Philadelphia.
00:15:11Uh, favorite food?
00:15:14Um, he likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:19Oh, hot fudge sundae.
00:15:22I like your pen.
00:15:24I've never seen that color before.
00:15:25Daddy has a made-for-me special.
00:15:27It's my favorite color.
00:15:28Heliotrope purple.
00:15:30Cool.
00:15:31What about sports?
00:15:34Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:36On your date?
00:15:38I can't do that if I'm gonna marry this man
00:15:40and he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:44Marry?
00:15:45You got a problem with that?
00:15:52Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:55Uh, it's me and Asher?
00:15:58I'm just, uh, no.
00:16:00No, no, no, never.
00:16:02He's, we're, we're friends.
00:16:05We're best friends.
00:16:06Good.
00:16:07By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:09Where'd you get it?
00:16:11Oh, Mason's on third.
00:16:12It's super cute.
00:16:14Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:16Uh, siblings?
00:16:16And being an only child.
00:16:24I was an only child as well.
00:16:25Really?
00:16:27Cool.
00:16:28Anyhow, being an only child,
00:16:29my parents are in the art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:31I was born in Philly.
00:16:34Shut up.
00:16:35It's my favorite city.
00:16:37Where was the school?
00:16:40Um, I...
00:16:42Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:51How about we, um, share a hot fudge someday?
00:16:55That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:56I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:17:07I had a wonderful time.
00:17:11I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:14That would be great.
00:17:16Good night.
00:17:20Oh, my.
00:17:21Okay, thank you.
00:17:22Listen, I should really head out.
00:17:31Uh, take care.
00:17:33Why don't you come up?
00:17:36And I will fuck you.
00:17:37It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:40Oh.
00:17:42Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:46Why?
00:17:47Because I've sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:49I'm a one-night stand.
00:17:53No, no, it, it, uh, that's not what I meant.
00:17:55It's just, sex ruins everything.
00:18:00Let's wait.
00:18:02So it can be perfect.
00:18:05Yeah.
00:18:09Yes.
00:18:12Okay.
00:18:14Toodles.
00:18:14Toodles.
00:18:19Beth?
00:18:23It was nice.
00:18:25We have a lot in common.
00:18:29Are you jealous?
00:18:33No.
00:18:37Did you, um,
00:18:38did you sleep together?
00:18:42No.
00:18:43But not for a lack of her trying.
00:18:46Beth?
00:18:47She's an animal.
00:18:49Oh, God.
00:18:50Stop it.
00:18:52Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:55Not for Beth, you don't.
00:18:57Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:59I want to wait,
00:19:00just in case she is the one.
00:19:04You never know.
00:19:05I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:12I'm never getting married.
00:19:15I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:16You do you.
00:19:24To each his own.
00:19:26Agreed.
00:19:27Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:28Maybe.
00:19:28Give it back.
00:19:29Give it back.
00:19:30Come on.
00:19:31It's not clean.
00:19:34It's my strawberry.
00:19:35All right.
00:19:35That was rude.
00:19:44That was rude.
00:19:44I was like, I don't know.
00:19:55Okay.
00:19:56I'm sorry.
00:19:56I'm sorry.
00:19:57I'm sorry.
00:19:58I'm sorry.
00:20:00You have to wait.
00:20:02I'm sorry.
00:20:03You have to go.
00:20:04Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:19You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:23True love does not exist.
00:20:26You will only get hurt.
00:20:28He is your friend.
00:20:30Don't blow it.
00:20:32Friendship first.
00:20:34Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:37You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:40True love does not exist.
00:20:42You will only get hurt.
00:20:44He is your friend.
00:20:45Don't blow it.
00:20:48Friendship first.
00:20:51Leanne Lamont.
00:20:52Hey.
00:21:06I'm so sorry.
00:21:22Shit.
00:21:24I'm so sorry.
00:21:26My bad.
00:21:27My fault.
00:21:29Hang on.
00:21:32You got a tissue?
00:21:37Here.
00:21:38Let me.
00:21:39Hey, what are you doing?
00:21:40Stop cock-fucking me.
00:21:41Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:44Hey, Asher.
00:21:47Eric.
00:21:50Okay.
00:21:52Well, see you guys later.
00:21:56Here.
00:22:02I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:22:04I'm Eric.
00:22:04That was fun.
00:22:16Yeah, was that fun, or was Eric fun?
00:22:22Both.
00:22:22Okay.
00:22:23You gotta watch out for him.
00:22:24He's a player.
00:22:26So what?
00:22:28Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:30No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:31Oh, my God.
00:22:35Are you jealous?
00:22:37No, I'm not jealous.
00:22:38Why would I be jealous?
00:22:40We're friends with benefits.
00:22:41Remember?
00:22:43Yeah.
00:22:45You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:46Okay, I'm not being a dick.
00:22:48You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:53I can handle myself.
00:22:56Yeah, fine.
00:22:57Be that way.
00:23:01You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:23:05Maybe we need to end this...
00:23:08arrangement.
00:23:10Maybe you were so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:18Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:23Maybe I will.
00:23:27Yes.
00:23:31That's me.
00:23:40Oh, my God.
00:23:45I'm Eric.
00:23:53What are you doing here?
00:23:55I had a meeting with Beth's dad.
00:24:00Mr. Merrick.
00:24:02Yes.
00:24:06They're nice.
00:24:11Listen, um...
00:24:12I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:15I was out of line.
00:24:17No.
00:24:19No, I was out of line.
00:24:24I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:27Oh, my God.
00:24:28I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:29I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:29Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:35Friends forever?
00:24:38Friends forever.
00:24:43Dinner later?
00:24:45Sounds awesome.
00:24:46Someone's in a good mood.
00:25:08Oh, it's just...
00:25:10I'm just so happy.
00:25:13You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:18I think he could be the one.
00:25:20Oh.
00:25:21I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:24You've only just started dating.
00:25:25Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate that you just know?
00:25:35Yeah.
00:25:36That's us.
00:25:40You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:44He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:47I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:52Oh.
00:25:53No.
00:25:55I don't know.
00:25:55I...
00:25:56I just want him to be happy.
00:25:58By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:59It's so unique.
00:26:01What color is it?
00:26:03Paris pink.
00:26:05I love it.
00:26:07Anyway, gotta go.
00:26:08Toodles.
00:26:09Why are you so down?
00:26:19What's wrong?
00:26:22Nothing.
00:26:24Famous last words.
00:26:26Is it...
00:26:27Attic?
00:26:29Of course not.
00:26:31How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:34She thinks that you're gonna settle down with her.
00:26:36Yeah, you never know.
00:26:39Give me your hand.
00:26:43I'll tell you what's gonna happen.
00:26:45Come on.
00:26:45Okay.
00:26:47Okay.
00:26:48This...
00:26:49Is your lifeline.
00:26:51It's long.
00:26:53So you have a nice, long life.
00:26:55Okay.
00:26:56This...
00:26:57Is your headline.
00:26:59For wisdom.
00:27:00Mm-hmm.
00:27:01And...
00:27:02Looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:27:05And this is your love line.
00:27:12So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:27:16But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:20You want to go home and fuck?
00:27:44Great idea.
00:27:45You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:46You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:47You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:48You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:48You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:49You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:50You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:51You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:52You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:53You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:54You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:55You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:56You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:57You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:58You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:59You want to go home and fuck you?
00:28:00You want to go home and fuck you?
00:28:01You want to go home and fuck you?
00:28:02You want to go home and fuck you?
00:28:03You want to go home and fuck you?
00:28:04Oh
00:28:34Hmm looks like we have fun last night
00:28:44Do you have a key
00:29:04Nice trick. Right? Yeah. Who is that? I have no idea. Hello! Your front door is unlocked!
00:29:29My front door!
00:29:34Nice. How could you?
00:29:46Beth! Wait! Beth! Fuck what have I done?
00:29:53What do you mean what have you done? Beth it's not what it looks like!
00:29:59Hey! What are you doing?
00:30:11I'm leaving. I'm getting dressed. I'm going. I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:30:15I'm sorry okay? You didn't do anything. It was me. I fucked up.
00:30:19You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:21It wasn't. It isn't. It doesn't matter. I fucked up. Whatever it is. It was. I fucked it up okay?
00:30:31I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:33Yeah.
00:30:45Oh no.
00:30:46Hands first.
00:30:47Hands first?
00:30:51Hands first.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:54Hey, Beth.
00:31:09Go away.
00:31:15I need to talk to you.
00:31:18I fire her, except Daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:21You, on the other hand, I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:25No, no, it's not what you think, okay?
00:31:27It was a stupid game, friends with benefits, but it's over now, okay?
00:31:30I promise.
00:31:38Do you love her?
00:31:40Of course not.
00:31:41Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:45Really?
00:31:47Hey, I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:50You and me.
00:31:53Please, give me another chance.
00:31:58I suppose.
00:32:05Okay.
00:32:09Okay.
00:32:11Leigh-Anne, it's me again.
00:32:23Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:25I'm so confused.
00:32:27Friends forever, remember?
00:32:28Eric.
00:32:35Hi.
00:32:37I'm sorry if it's been a while.
00:32:39I know I've been out of touch, but...
00:32:41I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.
00:32:54Asher?
00:32:54Asher, it's me.
00:32:56I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:58What's going on?
00:32:59Are you with Leigh-Anne?
00:33:00Hey, call me!
00:33:14Okay, Leigh-Anne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:19If you ever want to be friends again, you'll know where to find me.
00:33:24It's Eric.
00:33:46Leave a message.
00:33:47Hey, Eric.
00:33:49Um, I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night, and I wanted to see what you were doing later.
00:33:56Asher?
00:33:57Asher, where are you?
00:33:59Why won't you call me back?
00:34:01I know you're with her.
00:34:02You lied to me!
00:34:05Okay.
00:34:06Miss you.
00:34:07Call me.
00:34:08Bye.
00:34:13Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:34:16Listen, I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but maybe we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:26I'll call you when I can.
00:34:35Ah!
00:34:35Ah!
00:34:38Ah!
00:34:39Ah!
00:34:39Ah!
00:34:39Ah!
00:34:39Ah!
00:34:39Ah!
00:34:39Ah!
00:34:40Ah!
00:34:40Ah!
00:34:40Ah!
00:34:41Ah!
00:34:41Ah!
00:34:41Ah!
00:34:42Ah!
00:34:42Ah!
00:34:43Ah!
00:34:43Ah!
00:34:44Ah!
00:34:44Ah!
00:34:45Ah!
00:34:45Ah!
00:34:46Ah!
00:34:46Ah!
00:34:46Ah!
00:34:55Hey, hey, hey, babe.
00:34:56Slow down.
00:35:03To love.
00:35:06Wait.
00:35:08Love sucks.
00:35:12Okay.
00:35:14I think you've got enough.
00:35:16How about we head back to my face.
00:35:20Hmm.
00:35:22Fabulous.
00:35:24Cool.
00:35:26Easy.
00:35:46A lot of goodies in me.
00:36:16I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:29Yeah, I'm sorry. I've been aloof. Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:32You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:34No, that's okay. Just life.
00:36:36Is it Leanne?
00:36:38I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:40You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:43I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:45Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:50It would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:53No way. She would never. He's a knob.
00:36:56Which is why...
00:37:00I grabbed a photo.
00:37:03I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:37:15Is it?
00:37:16Welcome.
00:37:17Bye.
00:37:19Bye.
00:37:20Bye.
00:37:21To be continued...
00:37:51To be continued...
00:38:21To be continued...
00:38:51Sorry, I'm trying my best.
00:38:54Hey, your best isn't good enough.
00:38:56He causes the game.
00:38:58Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:39:00Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:39:02She can handle herself.
00:39:04Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:39:06Look at the loser.
00:39:09So embarrassing.
00:39:13Fucking prick.
00:39:14Come here.
00:39:19Come on.
00:39:20He's dead.
00:39:20Come here.
00:39:21Come on.
00:39:22Come here.
00:39:22Come here.
00:40:23Are you breaking up with me?
00:40:34I wouldn't call it breaking up.
00:40:37We only just got back together.
00:40:40Beth, we were never together.
00:40:43I mean, we went out like six times.
00:40:46You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:48Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:52I'm so sorry.
00:40:53I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:56You're fired.
00:40:58You can't fire me.
00:40:59I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:41:03I'll fire Leanne.
00:41:04You can't.
00:41:05She'll sue.
00:41:08Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:12And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:18Yeah.
00:41:18She...
00:41:22She...
00:41:36I don't know.
00:43:07When do you want to hook up?
00:43:10How about a hotel this time?
00:43:14We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:43:20Love, her friend with benefits, Leanne.
00:43:26XO, XO.
00:43:28When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leanne.
00:43:36I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:39Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:41I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:44You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:50I'm not going to be so stupid.
00:43:53I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:56Why would I cheat on you?
00:43:58You're my lover.
00:43:59You're my best friend.
00:44:00Leanne.
00:44:01Leanne.
00:44:02I am not a cheater.
00:44:07I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up
00:44:11over this, then fine.
00:44:13I do.
00:44:18Okay then.
00:44:43I will! I will! I will! I will!
00:45:09Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert?
00:45:12Or both?
00:45:13Thoughts?
00:45:17Please, don't marry her.
00:45:19You don't love her.
00:45:21You're rebounding.
00:45:29I'm thanking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids.
00:45:32Thoughts?
00:45:34A string quartet instead of a jazz trio.
00:45:36Thoughts?
00:45:37They say he's the photographer to the stars.
00:45:44Thoughts?
00:45:45That's all down.
00:45:48Where do we come from?
00:45:51Come on...
00:45:52There's a thing.
00:45:59See it's your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:46:02I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog!
00:46:07Did you know that?
00:46:08Look at that! It's crazy!
00:46:10Oh my god!
00:46:26Hello!
00:46:30Did you, uh, get my messages?
00:46:33You're gonna love the photographer, he's awesome!
00:46:35I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the doorman. Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:40Sure.
00:46:41Thanks!
00:47:00Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:47:05You are gone, Leanne Lamont. Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again. Ever.
00:47:20Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated. Effective now!
00:47:33Wait, what?
00:47:35Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors!
00:47:41Who's this source?
00:47:47Oh my god. Why would she do this?
00:47:51Lovers scorned, I suppose?
00:47:53No, it's not true. This will ruin me.
00:47:56You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:48:02But you never speak to me again.
00:48:03So I'm stuck with you.
00:48:04Mr. Fallon, I swear. This isn't true.
00:48:08It doesn't matter at this point. It's already in the trades.
00:48:13You're toxic, Asha. Nobody will touch you.
00:48:18So now you get your ass out of my office!
00:48:32Asher?
00:48:33You bitch.
00:48:34What?
00:48:35You jealous bitch!
00:48:37What are you doing? What are you-
00:48:39I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday, so you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:45Honey?
00:48:46What are you talking about? I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:50Well, job well done.
00:48:52Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:53Stay away from me.
00:48:56Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:49:00We are not friends.
00:49:02Okay, we are nothing.
00:49:03Stay away from me. Don't contact me. Don't speak to me. Don't look at me!
00:49:15You are dead to me.
00:49:33You are dead to me.
00:49:34Please do not touch my ear.
00:49:35You are dead to me, I walked to the marrow of my throat.
00:49:38I've used one of my best friends on Friday.
00:52:11Oh my god, this is crazy.
00:52:22I didn't write this.
00:52:24Heliotrope purple.
00:52:32It was Beth.
00:52:39Heliotrope purple.
00:52:39It was Beth.
00:52:45She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:48Oh my god.
00:52:49Ludington's had her day.
00:52:51I have to warn him.
00:52:52Come on, come on, come on.
00:52:55Come on, come on.
00:52:55Come on, come on.
00:52:59Come on.
00:53:05Shit, he blocked me?
00:53:07Beth?
00:53:08Beth?
00:53:20Beth?
00:53:20Beth?
00:53:34Beth?
00:53:34Beth?
00:53:34Beth?
00:53:35Mary E Jackson?
00:53:38Is she?
00:53:40Well...
00:53:41I don't know.
00:53:41I don't know.
00:53:42It might be a very good dude.
00:53:43It's James.
00:53:44It's...
00:53:45You know.
00:53:45Not the remnant game.
00:53:47Mark.
00:53:48izer.
00:53:49English.
00:53:49For real news.
00:53:49Are you here?
00:53:50I have to Irish.
00:53:52Well...
00:53:52I have to go along.
00:53:54I don't know.
00:54:24Oh, my God.
00:54:39She's insane.
00:54:42What are you doing here?
00:54:46Beth.
00:54:48You set me up.
00:54:51You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:53I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:58And I won.
00:55:01You stay away from me.
00:55:04You're insane.
00:55:08I'll scream.
00:55:09Nobody will hear you.
00:55:12I can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:19Leanne.
00:55:23I'm not going to ruin your wedding.
00:55:25I promise.
00:55:27Beth.
00:55:28Okay?
00:55:29You and Asher are...
00:55:31You're a great couple.
00:55:33He loves you.
00:55:37Why don't I just go away?
00:55:39I'll move.
00:55:41I'll quit my job.
00:55:42I'll just...
00:55:43Please.
00:55:45Beth.
00:55:46Don't hurt me.
00:55:49Okay?
00:55:50I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:53But you've got to go.
00:55:55Ah!
00:55:56Ah!
00:56:01I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:56:05But you've got to go.
00:56:07Ah!
00:56:08No!
00:56:08I can't...
00:56:10I can't...
00:56:11No, no, no, no.
00:56:19Come on, no, no, no.
00:56:21No!
00:56:22No!
00:56:31I can't...
00:56:32No!
00:56:33I can't...
00:56:34No!
00:56:35No!
00:56:35I can't...
00:56:35No!
00:56:36No!
00:56:36No!
00:56:36Oh, my God.
00:57:06Don't bother. That pipe's in there good.
00:57:25You're not going anywhere.
00:57:29You're crazy.
00:57:31You're never getting away with it.
00:57:33Oh, and I will.
00:57:34See, I'm getting married today,
00:57:37and then we'll go on our honeymoon,
00:57:39and when I get back,
00:57:41you'll be dead.
00:57:43I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:51You bitch.
00:57:53You bitch!
00:57:54Oh, and by the way,
00:57:58you're fired!
00:58:01Toodles!
00:58:02Toodles!
00:58:04Toodles!
00:58:05Toodles!
00:58:06Toodles!
00:58:07Toodles!
00:58:08Toodles!
00:58:09Toodles!
00:58:10Toodles!
00:58:11Toodles!
00:58:12Toodles!
00:58:13Toodles!
00:58:14Toodles!
00:58:15Toodles!
00:58:16Toodles!
00:58:17Toodles!
00:58:18Toodles!
00:58:19Toodles!
00:58:20Toodles!
00:58:21Toodles!
00:58:22Toodles!
00:58:23Toodles!
00:58:24Toodles!
00:58:25Toodles!
00:58:26Toodles!
00:58:27I don't know.
00:58:57I don't know.
00:59:27I don't know.
00:59:57I don't know.
01:00:27I don't know.
01:00:29I don't know.
01:00:31I don't know.
01:00:33What are you doing here?
01:00:34Keep going fast.
01:00:35What's going on, Beth?
01:00:37Security, take this woman away.
01:00:39She's clearly deranged.
01:00:40Come on, dearly beloved.
01:00:42We are gathered here today.
01:00:43Let's go finish it.
01:00:44Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:52What?
01:00:53That's completely absurd.
01:00:54Is this true?
01:00:58She's crazy.
01:00:59Security!
01:01:00She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:01:06Asher, you love me.
01:01:08No, no, no.
01:01:09Asher, you love me.
01:01:10We're getting married today.
01:01:11Go, go, go!
01:01:13Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:16From ruining everything!
01:01:18Beth.
01:01:19How could you?
01:01:20I did it for you, baby.
01:01:21For us.
01:01:22Get off me.
01:01:23No, no, no, no!
01:01:24I'm gonna kill you!
01:01:25I'm gonna kill you!
01:01:48No!
01:01:49No, no, no, no, no!
01:01:51That's not what you did me!
01:01:53That's correct, I'll give you your life!
01:01:55You honey blind!
01:01:56Oh!
01:01:58Hey.
01:02:00You okay?
01:02:03Yeah, I think so.
01:02:05Okay.
01:02:06Okay.
01:02:07Good.
01:02:08Dad.
01:02:09Someone grab a chair.
01:02:13You okay?
01:02:15Yeah, I think so.
01:02:17Okay.
01:02:18Okay.
01:02:19Good.
01:02:20Dad.
01:02:21Someone grab a chair.
01:02:27Babe.
01:02:28Hey.
01:02:29Wake up, babe.
01:02:30Baby, wake up.
01:02:31Baby.
01:02:32Hey.
01:02:33Hey, wake up.
01:02:34Wake up, baby.
01:02:35Leanne.
01:02:38Asher.
01:02:39Yes, it's me.
01:02:40And it's all over.
01:02:48I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:50I'm more sorry.
01:02:51I'm more sorry.
01:02:52You saved me.
01:02:53You're my hero.
01:02:59Sure, I love you.
01:03:02I love you, Leanne.
01:03:03I can't.
01:03:09Let me help you.
01:03:10Come on.
01:03:11Uh, but before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:29Will you marry me?
01:03:32Yes.
01:03:33Yes.
01:03:34It's good at home.
01:03:35Yes.
01:03:36Yes, yes, yes.
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