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Stagknight is derived from the uncensored lusty straight-to-Drive-In horrors of the 70's and 80's, I Spit on your Grave, | dG1faXctQUZzcFRoYkk
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00:00Long ago, a dark British mistress was silenced for the last bloody time.
00:12Or was it?
00:14Legend has it that they buried him alive.
00:25William, why don't you show our guests to the gun shed?
00:29They want to play.
00:30I'm rushing into this, Santos. Maybe I should just give the whole thing up.
00:47Get ready.
00:51What was that?
00:52Kids? Doggers?
00:54Doggers? Come on.
00:56Because someone else
00:57is making sacrifices.
01:04Sacrifices of the Weekend Warriors.
01:07It's a big, giant armored knight.
01:11A killing sheet.
01:13Like Terminator.
01:14Yes, yes.
01:15One or two.
01:17If it has tires or testicles, you're gonna have trouble with it.
01:22From the makers of Absolutely Nothing.
01:25Presents.
01:26Sex.
01:27Drugs.
01:28Guns.
01:29And one killer night out.
01:33Dad, you hurt.
01:36Tonight, the Weekend Warriors.
01:40They invited a new player to the party.
01:42It's like a good night out.
02:00Loads of booze.
02:01Loads of drugs.
02:03And a good kebab.
02:04In the name of the ancient gods, prepare to die.
02:13And he ain't leaving until it's game over.
02:24Is this a private party?
02:26No, Sean.
02:28This is my stag night.
02:31And he was definitely not invited.
02:34Stag night.
02:36Coming soon.

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