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The Doomed Dog
  • 6/26/2025
Hey everyone. This took a little longer than I would have liked to get to recording episodes of Let's Play Halo 2, and a lot of things went wrong at the very start of the stream. I cut that out, and the end result is that there are only two episodes worth of material. Here we are, though, with the first episode of Let's Play Halo 2. I have beaten this game on the original Xbox, the PC port long ago that was an ME exclusive and was Games for Windows Live (I used Project Cartographer) and twice on the Master Chief Collection (once solo and once on stream with Scarlet Kandy), but this is Dalton's first time playing the game. Thanks for watching. I hope you all enjoy.

The song at the end is Secret of the Stars by Aloha

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Transcript
00:00think we need to go in here I think we're back in zero G well I got two of
00:21them and the third one got me
00:30the first carrier completely ignored us through the malta debris field and
00:36headed straight for earth
00:51firing control let's go that way I don't think this is where we were
00:58so you know there are quite a few elites guarding the bomb you may need to get
01:01creative
01:28there's the bomb me inside your head now
01:37how much time was left you don't want to know Cairo this is an amber clad the carrier shield is down
01:50I'm in position and ready for immediate assault negative commander not against a ship that size
01:55not on your own sir permission to leave the station for what purpose master chief to give the
02:01Covenant back their bomb permission grab I know what you're thinking and it's crazy so stay here
02:26unfortunately for us both I like crazy
02:29just one question what if you miss I won't
02:52you
02:55you
02:59you
03:01you
03:05you
03:07you
03:11Someone said a video
03:27Someone made a meme of this cutscene
03:30Sounding to Free Bird
03:32Master Chief is listening to Free Bird while doing this
03:37That's great
03:39It was
03:40It was
04:10For a brick
04:13He flew pretty good
04:15Chief, get inside, gear up
04:18We're taking this fight to the surface
04:19He's with Assault
04:20To be continued...
04:24Here we go
05:57Any idea what it means?
05:58Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards.
06:02We regret coming to Earth.
06:04And we most definitely regret the core just blew off our raggedy ass fleet.
06:08Hoorah!
06:08Regret is a name, Sergeant.
06:10The name of one of the Covenant's religious leaders.
06:12A prophet.
06:13He's on that carrier and he's calling for help.
06:16Hoorah!
06:21Immediate.
06:22Grid Kilo-23 is hot.
06:24Recommend mission aboard.
06:25Roger, recon.
06:26It's your call, Sergeant.
06:28We're going in.
06:30Get tactical, Marines!
06:32Master Chief, get aboard that carrier.
06:34Secure the Prophet of Regret.
06:35This is the only place on Earth the Covenant decided to land.
06:38Lost connection.
06:39That Prophet is going to tell us why.
06:45Whoa.
07:05Hey, wake up.
07:08Take it off, Marines!
07:10Clear the crash site.
07:11Go, go, go!
07:12So, you...
07:13Dropped out?
07:18Yeah, but kicked me out.
07:20Shit.
07:20All right.
07:27In-game.
07:32Invite again.
07:39I hope this doesn't happen.
07:40I hope this isn't a reoccurring thing.
07:44Watching the cutscene to a loading screen and reestablishing connection.
07:48Oh, that's a pain in the ass.
07:52Let's see if, uh...
07:55It'll probably play the fucking cutscene again, won't it?
08:09I hope this isn't a reoccurring issue throughout this.
08:12Because it wasn't when we did Halo 1.
08:14I don't remember it being a problem when we did Halo 1.
08:18As far as I recall...
08:25As far as I recall...
08:27As far as I recall...
08:37What the hell is it validated?
08:42What the hell is it validated?
08:44What...
08:49It's taking forever.
08:51What the hell is it validated?
09:06It's taking forever.
09:08forever.
09:38The message just repeats.
09:42Regret.
09:43Did we skip the cutscene?
09:45Hey. Wake up.
09:46Shake it off, Marines!
09:48Clear the crash site. Go, go, go!
09:51Okay, there we go.
10:08Get out of here, Fly. Fuck off.
10:11Why is it so fucking annoying?
10:13This kills me so much. So many.
10:21Right in my face.
10:25You're messing with my ability to aim a gun, Fly.
10:38BAM!
10:44For now, this is home.
10:50If they didn't know we were here before, they do now.
10:53There's another one.
10:55Yup. Here they come. Up high.
11:03Chief, I think it was trying to surrender.
11:08This is for me. Let's go!
11:14Hooah! Yeah!
11:35Oh, I fixed out one of our own guys. Oops!
11:38I didn't mean to shoot him, I... but I did.
11:54I feel deep shame and remorse, okay?
12:04That's a really weak attack.
12:31We're about to get to interact with the first jackal snipers of the game.
12:34They will be the bane of your existence if you ever try to play this unlegendary.
12:41Grenade!
12:48We got trouble!
12:54We got trouble!
13:01It'll have limited ammo when you do it, but you should be able to pull that off of its
13:19mount and carry it.
13:21It'll go into third person mode if you do.
13:28I'll find him.
13:30I'll find him.
13:35I can find him if I use that one.
13:40That's so good!
13:46I love how this anniversary edition looks.
14:04I really do.
14:07Great.
14:16So when did you get a new mic?
14:25A couple weeks ago.
14:26My other one, like the dongle, stopped working.
14:32I couldn't lift it up anymore.
14:38This one's a lot better.
14:40Except for the mic, all day for a while.
14:44Yeah, I don't know.
15:14Get blowed up, idiot.
15:16My hero's a little big for that courtyard, Sergeant.
15:21I see a good LZ on the other side of these buildings.
15:28Meet you there.
15:29Over.
15:30Copy that.
15:31Come and get a satchel on the gate.
15:32I see a good LZ on the other side of these buildings.
15:37Meet you there.
15:38Over.
15:39Copy that.
15:40Come and get a satchel on the gate.
15:42Copy that.
15:43Come and get a satchel on the gate.
15:49I thought they were supposed to be...
16:03Yeah.
16:04There.
16:05Them.
16:06Hunters.
16:07The colony of worms and giant armor.
16:10Second squad, this is Cortana.
16:11What is your status?
16:12Over.
16:13We're operational, ma'am.
16:14Barely.
16:15Our pilots didn't make it.
16:16Find a hole.
16:17Stay put.
16:18We'll come to you.
16:19Alright, let's get going.
16:34Nothing worse than jackals.
16:35Jackals with sniper rifles.
16:38Yep.
16:39I said Jackals with sniper rifles.
16:40Alright.
16:41Yep.
16:42I need you on that herd.
16:45Alright. Yep.
17:00Yep, this is where we start running into Jackal Snipers.
17:15Let's go.
17:45Take it off him.
17:51Is he dead? Okay, I got that one.
17:55Oh, there's another one. Where's the other one? Shit!
18:01Another kill for me! Yeah!
18:09Hey there, that's the way!
18:13They put in that hole.
18:17Wanna get himself killed?
18:21Check him out.
18:23Hey, wanna see if it's there?
18:27Hey!
18:29Yes!
18:31That's me!
18:33Got another hostile!
18:45Hey! I got a live one!
18:49Here I come!
18:59Oh!
19:01Another checkpoint.
19:03That should be ammo.
19:05Yeah.
19:06SMG ammo.
19:07That's what we want.
19:09Crash sites on the other side of this hotel, Chief.
19:11The Covenant are crawling all over it. Follow me!
19:15Okay, I was wondering where the flashlight button was. It's four.
19:19Stay out of sight.
19:36Stay out of sight.
19:55We're running away!
20:00Oh shit, I shot you. Sorry.
20:05Let's go.
20:35You want to take the Warthog?
20:40Hell yeah.
20:41You want to drive or you want me to?
20:43Oh, you can drive.
20:45The highest concentration of Covenant 6 is directly below the carrier. I don't think they want you to get on board.
20:58Oh, wait.
20:59Hey, punch it, mate.
21:03That bridge is the most direct route to the city center.
21:06Hey, there's another one!
21:10Let's see if we can run over any Covenant.
21:15Keep up the pace!
21:17Oh shit.
21:19Oh god.
21:25Oh god.
21:33Beech!
21:34Alright.
21:35Shoot that blowing platform.
21:52I can actually blow them up.
21:54I can do this all day!
21:56I can do this all day.
22:02I think you can blow them up.
22:03I remember being able to blow them up.
22:05I can't blow them up.
22:08Yeah, I ran over an Elite.
22:09Haha, yeah!
22:10Got him full of lead!
22:16I knew that was an Elator.
22:17Hey, careful, mate!
22:21We're good!
22:26You're good!
22:32You're good!
22:33Yup!
22:35I'm here!
22:36You're good!
22:37I'm not trying to kill them all!
22:38I'm not trying to kill them all!
22:39I'm not trying to kill them all.
22:40I'll be trying to kill them all!
22:41You guys like that.
22:42That's what you have to do!
22:43No, that's what I'm doing!
22:44I don't need a psicotor to kill them!
22:45You guys like that!
22:46You're not here!
22:47Just guard them all and you're right!
22:49I'll be in the direction!
22:50And you should be on the other side!
22:51And you should be on the side!
22:53That's what I'm saying!
22:54Tell me about that.
22:55Oh yeah, that's right, you don't burn me so much where this WASD is, too.
23:17Come on, get out, kid!
23:19I'm like the first team to walk on a panhandle.
23:49Yeah, getting blown up.
24:04Is it supposed to fly away eventually?
24:08Yeah.
24:09Is there someone over there?
24:14There is.
24:17You still there?
24:28Yep.
24:29The carrier just launched a wave of pods.
24:31They're inbound on your position.
24:36Oh, I hear that one.
24:39Oh, I missed him.
24:54Oh, I missed him.
25:09Keep going!
25:23Yeah!
25:24Nile, let's go!
25:30This tunnel links up to the bridge.
25:32It's full of rats, if you know what I mean.
25:34But it beats swimming.
25:36There's a free ghost if you would rather have that.
25:41I think those things are fun to drive.
25:46Yeah.
25:47I'm gonna use one too.
25:52Poor guy's left behind.
25:55No, he got out.
25:57We're good.
25:58He got out.
25:59Covenant tactical chatter.
26:01They're surprised, confused.
26:03I don't think they expected us to be here.
26:05Not just you and me.
26:06All of us.
26:07Humanity on Earth.
26:09Odd, I know, but it does help explain why they came here with such a small dude.
26:14Small dude.
26:39Eat, lasery, death.
26:43Lisa, the elim!
26:46This thing, boss.
27:05It was, oops.
27:08Don't get stuck on it.
27:38Oh, shit.
27:59Oh, that's our guy.
28:29Don't shoot our guy.
28:33I already did that once.
28:50The Covenant must be trying to be approved.
28:52Oh, shit.
29:04Oh, shit.
29:12Shit.
29:16Oh, it fell off my ghost.
29:30Get blown up.
29:34Get blown up.
29:35Get blown up.
29:36Get blown up.
29:37Yeah.
29:38Get blown up.
29:50Boom.
29:59There we go.
30:00Yeah.
30:01Is there any more?
30:04See it?
30:06That appears to be it.
30:08Nope.
30:09Oh, nope.
30:10Whoa.
30:11It's almost destroyed.
30:23There you go.
30:24It's almost destroyed.
30:25Yeah.
30:26There you go.
30:27It's almost destroyed.
30:28Yeah.
30:29There it come out.
30:30Got a new one.
30:56Whoa.
30:57Whoa.
31:03Oh.
31:04Whoa.
31:05Whoa.
31:06Whoa.
31:07Whoa.
31:08Whoa.
31:09Whoa.
31:10Whoa.
31:11Oh, rood.
31:13I got him.
31:26Oh, my ghost is pretty badly damaged.
31:37Oh, cutscene anyway.
31:44Metropolis.
31:45Metropolis!
32:07No, I actually got some achievements.
32:12I didn't expect to get achievements because I got a ton of them when I played this last.
32:19When I ran through and I beat all the campaigns for the Master Chief Collection.
32:25And the achievements just transferred over to the PC version when I picked this up on
32:30Steam.
32:39It blew right through us!
32:4150 cal, rockets, didn't do a thing.
32:56Where's the rest of your platoon?
32:58Wasted, Sarge.
32:59And we will be too, sir, if we don't get the hell out of here.
33:02You hit Marine.
33:03N-no, sir.
33:04Then listen up!
33:06The Chief is gonna jump in this tank, roll across the bridge, and blow up any inhuman son of a bitch dumb enough to get between him and the prophet of regret.
33:15Pull yourself together! Because you're going with it.
33:18What about that scare?
33:19We all run the simulations. They're tough, but they ain't invincible.
33:23Stay with the Master Chief. He'll know what to do.
33:25Yes, sir, Sergeant.
33:27Thanks for the tank. He never gets me anything.
33:30Oh, I know what the lady's like.
33:35Do you need to go to bed?
33:40Yeah, I think that's my big place to stop.
33:44Alright.
33:45I have to edit. I have to stitch this together, considering how this all started.
33:52But if you stop by and watch, thank you very much.
33:55I greatly appreciate it. If you could like, comment, subscribe, and ring the bell, that would help us out a lot.
34:02If you share the video, that would help us out, too.
34:04And we'll talk to you guys later. Be on the lookout for...
34:09I'm going to be putting together a retrospective on the PlayStation 2.
34:14That should be awesome, because the console was awesome.
34:17We'll talk to you guys later. Bye-bye, everybody.
34:19See ya.
34:20See ya.
34:22See ya.
34:33See ya.