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Movie Studio 89
  • 6/26/2025
My Stepbrother's Dirty Secret Fyp
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00:00:01Please, mom, just five more minutes.
00:00:03Okay, I swear, I'm almost done.
00:00:05Just one more teacher and I'll be done with the school registration stuff.
00:00:08Alice, hurry up. I mean it.
00:00:10I don't want your stepfather to have to wait for you the first time you meet him.
00:00:30Come on, Miss Keen. Just a little bump. Something respectable.
00:00:40No one has to know.
00:00:44I could help you, James, but...
00:00:46Shh, shh, shh.
00:01:00Oh, my God. He's doing it with the teacher.
00:01:24Be quiet.
00:01:31Alright, new girl.
00:01:33Whatever you think you saw, it wasn't that.
00:01:37Oh, yeah? Then what are you doing this for?
00:01:40That's...unrelated.
00:01:45Keep your mouth shut, or I'll make you.
00:01:48Got it?
00:01:50Let go, asshole!
00:01:55Now you're just asking for it.
00:02:01You know you still smell like Miss Keen's perfume.
00:02:05Right?
00:02:07Yeah, I take a cold shower and get that off before anyone else catches on.
00:02:12Oh!
00:02:13I shouldn't have expected your dad to teach you any better.
00:02:26I shouldn't have expected your dad to teach you any better.
00:02:39Now he's dead.
00:02:41And, of course, I have to teach his useless slob of a daughter how to tell time.
00:02:45I got lost at the new school. Mom, I'm sorry. It won't happen again.
00:02:51You better thank Mr. Hawthorne later. He's paying for your new fancy school.
00:02:57But don't get it twisted.
00:03:00There'll always be an outsider in this family.
00:03:02Just keep your head down low and stay out of trouble. No one's cleaning up after you.
00:03:08And you must be Alice. Come on in, sweetheart. Welcome to your new home.
00:03:24Alice, where are your manners? If it weren't for Mr. Hawthorne, you'd still be rotting in the slums. Apologize.
00:03:35Sorry. Thank you, Mr. Hawthorne.
00:03:39That's just my son James. He's a bit of a troublemaker, but he's a good kid at heart.
00:03:44He just got home from school, too, so you guys will meet later at dinner.
00:03:51You know, Alice, I've always wanted a daughter just like you. Smart, kind.
00:03:58If you ever need anything, don't hesitate to ask James. He'll help you out.
00:04:02That's right. The Hawthorne heir is now your stepbrother.
00:04:07So you'd better listen to him and behave.
00:04:09Wait. I'm going to use the bathroom.
00:04:22It's him.
00:04:33Cold shower. Just like you asked.
00:04:36So you're that gold digger's daughter. Huh, stepsis?
00:04:43So you're that gold digger's daughter. Hmm. Stepsis.
00:04:49Run, rabbit, run. I'll catch you.
00:04:58Why him? Of all people, why is he my stepbrother? I literally caught him with Mrs. King. He's gonna kill me.
00:05:09Nice of you to join us, James.
00:05:12This is Alice. This is Eva's daughter. She'll be going to St. Mary's as well. I want you to finally act your age and show her around.
00:05:21Alice is great. I'm sure you two will get along in no time.
00:05:28Oh, I think she already knows me pretty well. After all, she's already seen my-
00:05:33Name tag. His name tag. There was this thing at school and his name is James.
00:05:43What? They didn't teach you how to swallow in public school? James.
00:05:52Maybe. But you know, at least I'm not fucking my teacher for grades.
00:05:58Apparently some kids do that here. But gosh, I can't imagine.
00:06:03Alice! Language!
00:06:09Don't worry, Miss Bell. I think we'll get along just fine.
00:06:19Yo. Notes on every single thing.
00:06:25What the hell are you doing in my room?
00:06:27I'm sorry. Your room? I don't think anything in this house is yours.
00:06:35One more time, buddy.
00:06:40Keep quiet about the thing with Mrs. King.
00:06:43And I'll help you out of school.
00:06:46Or else.
00:06:48Or else what?
00:06:52God, fucking rich kids.
00:06:54What are you going to do? Slap me with a $100 bill?
00:07:06Really?
00:07:08Still hiding your vibrator and make you throw up.
00:07:11What are you? 12?
00:07:12Give it back, you asshole!
00:07:17Intro toy for virgins? Really?
00:07:20No one's ever taken you on a date, Snapses?
00:07:22Do not call me that.
00:07:24Your mom wanted us to get along.
00:07:27So...
00:07:30Why don't you take this?
00:07:35You can't scare me with that.
00:07:40I'm calling your bluff.
00:07:41Is this what you wanted to see?
00:07:46Stepbrother.
00:07:48Don't look at me like that.
00:07:49Or next time I'm putting that toy somewhere else.
00:07:51Behave.
00:07:52What?
00:07:54We're talking.
00:07:56It's funny.
00:07:58Let's take this.
00:08:00No one's ever taken.
00:08:02Don't look at me like that.
00:08:04Or next time I'm putting that toy somewhere else.
00:08:07Behave.
00:08:08James Hawthorne, you're horrible.
00:08:29Stop it.
00:08:31You cannot be fantasizing about your stepbrother right now.
00:08:38You have a great day at school office.
00:08:55James is outside. Remember, don't forget to ask him if you need anything, okay?
00:09:01You're smoking beer?
00:09:08My dad doesn't give a fuck what I do. That man only cares about my grades.
00:09:12So don't think you're getting a free ride just because he said so.
00:09:15James, you're disgusting! Give it back!
00:09:26I told you. Keep my secret, and I'll keep yours.
00:09:42James, I'm throwing a party tonight. We can go all night, just like we used to.
00:09:48Oh, and my dad just got a ton of imported wine from France. It's a limited run. You'll love it.
00:09:55James, you are such a dick!
00:09:58I'm sorry. Do I know you?
00:10:03You...
00:10:05I mean...
00:10:07I wouldn't mind getting to know you.
00:10:15Excuse me. Who are you?
00:10:18I just moved here.
00:10:20Oh.
00:10:21Okay.
00:10:22Was your dad, like, a math professor or something?
00:10:27Did he work in tech?
00:10:29What?
00:10:30No, he was, um, a mechanic.
00:10:36Oh.
00:10:37No wonder you smell like diesel oil.
00:10:39Chip off the old exhaust pipe, I guess.
00:10:41My dad actually just passed away, so I would really appreciate it if you didn't talk about him like that.
00:10:47I mean, I'm just saying the truth, which is...
00:10:53Um...
00:10:54Ew!
00:10:55You stink.
00:10:56Do you still live in the shop or something?
00:10:59Like, we have gym showers.
00:11:02You could use them, you know?
00:11:03At least my dad taught me manners.
00:11:10Yours clearly didn't.
00:11:15Knock it off, Kim.
00:11:16Hey.
00:11:17That's enough picking on the new girl, alright?
00:11:19Alright.
00:11:20That's enough picking on the new girl, yeah?
00:11:22Oh, um...
00:11:23Thanks.
00:11:24Yeah.
00:11:25I'm David.
00:11:26So, what about this party tonight?
00:11:27Wanna come with me?
00:11:28Uh, I...
00:11:29I don't...
00:11:30Alice.
00:11:31It's your first day.
00:11:32Everyone's going.
00:11:33Just give it the crowd.
00:11:34Be my date.
00:11:36Okay.
00:11:38Too much skin.
00:11:39Nah, screw it.
00:11:40It's my first room.
00:11:41I don't know.
00:11:42I don't know.
00:11:43I don't know.
00:11:44I don't know.
00:11:45I don't know.
00:11:46You know?
00:11:47I don't know.
00:11:48I don't know.
00:11:49I don't know.
00:11:50I don't know.
00:11:51You know.
00:11:52Too much skin? Nah, screw it. It's my first real party.
00:12:11Wow. Real conservative. Why even wear anything at that point?
00:12:18I'm sorry, do I know you?
00:12:21Why do you even care anyways?
00:12:28You know you're hopping right into Nava's trap, right?
00:12:31Is that the message you really want to say?
00:12:34Why is it always sex with you people?
00:12:37Why can't he just like me for me? He seems nice.
00:12:41If you're such a slut that you go with just anybody, why not go with me?
00:12:51What? No! Jesus Christ, you're my step-brother.
00:12:57Step? So...
00:13:01So I guess you do have some boundaries, huh?
00:13:17Well, gotta go. My date's here.
00:13:24Yo, Kim. You still up for tonight?
00:13:39Who the fuck invited her?
00:13:51Who the fuck invited her?
00:14:01Oh, baby. You look amazing.
00:14:04Aw, thanks.
00:14:05Well, thank you for being my date tonight. Let me get you a drink, okay?
00:14:10Yeah.
00:14:11Yeah.
00:14:12Shit. I didn't know he was coming.
00:14:17Shit. I didn't know he was coming.
00:14:38Can you get me?
00:14:54Anything else?
00:14:55Like I said.
00:14:56Yeah, like that was good.
00:14:57Let me give you a sip.
00:14:58Yeah, right.
00:14:59Let's take a sip.
00:15:00Get a drink.
00:15:01Uh, no.
00:15:03Wanna show me?
00:15:05Hey, my head really hurts.
00:15:28You're fine, baby.
00:15:29You're fine somewhere to lay down, huh?
00:15:33I don't know.
00:15:33I want to go home.
00:15:35I want to go back.
00:15:53You are a special girl, Alice.
00:15:56You're going to be mine.
00:16:01Sorry, David.
00:16:03I'd rather just be friends.
00:16:08You bitch!
00:16:11You think I'm doing this to be friendly?
00:16:14Because I'm only friends?
00:16:17I'm going to bet, okay?
00:16:19Because they said you were a virgin.
00:16:23And I'm supposed to find out.
00:16:24I need one of you, baby.
00:16:43You want to take cash?
00:16:47That's the play, right?
00:16:50Get into private school.
00:16:52Look hot.
00:16:54And bag in your rich girl.
00:16:55No.
00:16:56No, we don't.
00:16:57Stop.
00:17:10You really are, virgin.
00:17:12It's your lucky day.
00:17:13Stop.
00:17:14I don't want to be friends.
00:17:16Help.
00:17:17Somebody help.
00:17:19Somebody help.
00:17:20Somebody help.
00:17:21Are you okay?
00:17:36She's nobody
00:17:48I call dibs
00:17:50I feel really bad
00:17:55I just want to go home
00:17:58Did you fucking drug her?
00:18:06Fuck you, I don't care about some trailer trash anyway
00:18:09Please, come on, I fucked up, okay?
00:18:13Please, come on, you know me, please
00:18:16Your dad's a friend, please, fuck
00:18:19This ranks for out of St. Mary's
00:18:22or your dad's getting this into business in the middle of a lot
00:18:24Okay
00:18:28Please, just touch me, please
00:18:41Stop it, Alice
00:18:43You stink, brother, for fuck's sake
00:18:45Alice, look at me
00:18:58Alice
00:18:59Do you know who I am?
00:19:01Yes, you're James
00:19:02Or my stepbrother
00:19:04Or whatever
00:19:04Why does it matter?
00:19:07I just want you to touch me
00:19:09Fuck
00:19:11You're the only girl I can't have
00:19:13Okay, fine
00:19:19You win, okay?
00:19:22You have to let go
00:19:24Just for a second
00:19:25Okay?
00:19:26There we go
00:19:29That's my good girl
00:19:30Come on
00:19:35Come on
00:19:39Come on
00:19:40Get in
00:19:45Alice, you were drugged
00:19:51I need you to take a cold shower
00:19:53You've got to get out of your city
00:19:54Can you do that for me?
00:19:57Yeah?
00:19:59Okay
00:19:59Take a shower
00:20:01I can't get it off
00:20:11Let go
00:20:12I need you to give it up
00:20:15I need you to do that
00:20:16I need you
00:20:17Okay?
00:20:18em
00:20:19So
00:20:21I can't get it out
00:20:21Ah
00:20:22I can't get it out
00:20:24Oh, jeez.
00:20:54You love me.
00:21:05You love me.
00:21:08I can't.
00:21:10You're my sister.
00:21:14You're a virgin.
00:21:16I can't.
00:21:18What's wrong?
00:21:22I can't.
00:21:24I can't.
00:21:28I can't.
00:21:30I can't.
00:21:32I can't.
00:21:34I can't.
00:21:40Oh, yeah.
00:21:42Oh, yeah.
00:21:45I don't know.
00:21:47Oh, my God.
00:21:49Oh, I'm sorry.
00:21:51Shit. I think I just kissed my stepbrother.
00:22:05Fuck. Okay. Let's both agree. This never happened.
00:22:11James, is that you in there?
00:22:14Yeah, what?
00:22:20Hey, I know you're not happy with Eva, but you've got to take it easy on Alice.
00:22:27Just like you, James.
00:22:30Do you want to take it easy on Alice?
00:22:32Just like you, James.
00:22:34Do you want to take it easy on Alice?
00:22:37Just like you, James.
00:22:39Do you want to take it easy on Alice?
00:22:42Just like you, James.
00:22:44Do the right thing.
00:22:52Do the right thing.
00:22:57I got it, Dad.
00:22:59I'll be right here.
00:23:12I got it.
00:23:22Get down.
00:23:23Let's both agree. This never happened. Yeah.
00:23:33Okay. I might have fucked up. But nothing's changed between us.
00:23:40Alice! Go get James for breakfast.
00:23:42All right, Mom.
00:23:43Great. First he fucking kisses me and now I'm in charge of waking him up.
00:23:46Come on, bro. Tell me about your steps is. Is she cool? Is she hot?
00:23:47No.
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00:24:27Neither man. No tits, no ass. She's not even developed. She looks like 12.
00:24:34Stop lying, bro. You know I'm gonna see for myself tonight.
00:24:39Whatever.
00:24:48So, first I'm hearing about a party tonight.
00:24:53There's no party. It got cancelled. Mike's just talking about it exactly.
00:24:59Come on, James. I should meet my step-brother's best friend, right?
00:25:04Who knows? He might like me.
00:25:23No out for kids.
00:25:27So is everyone else.
00:25:29Dude, that's your sister. She's banging on it.
00:25:33Hi. I'm Alice.
00:25:35Yo, Mike. So is James Everlight talking about me?
00:25:39Oh, yeah. All the time.
00:25:41Take this. Don't worry. I'll be good. She's your sister.
00:25:43Wanna get away with me?
00:25:45No out for kids.
00:25:47So is everyone else.
00:25:49Dude, that's your sister. She's banging on it.
00:25:51Hi. I'm Alice.
00:25:53Yo, Mike. So is James Everlight talking about me?
00:25:56Oh, yeah. All the time.
00:25:59Take this. Don't worry. I'll be good. She's your sister.
00:26:04Wanna get away for a bit?
00:26:14You don't understand. No, Mike. You're hot, hot.
00:26:17Thanks. Sorry.
00:26:20Do you know how annoying it is to get that stain out?
00:26:28What the hell, man? Calm down.
00:26:30She's your sister. Cut her some slack.
00:26:33Don't you have means for that shit?
00:26:37Okay. Okay. Jesus.
00:26:39I'm gonna grab something out of your room.
00:26:41Don't be too hard on them.
00:26:50Mike's great with everybody.
00:26:52I've been careful when I was here.
00:26:54Yeah. Like you're any better?
00:26:55I'm gonna go.
00:26:57Mike screws with everybody, but be careful how is he?
00:27:03Yeah, like you're any better?
00:27:06I'm gonna go.
00:27:21You see? Someone's gonna see!
00:27:27Then I guess I'm not getting what I want.
00:27:30What do you want?
00:27:37You. You're beautiful.
00:27:42I thought you said I was barely developed.
00:27:45Yeah. What I like.
00:27:57All right, kids. Everybody out. Party's over.
00:28:07James, the word.
00:28:13Wait, here by yourself?
00:28:15Inside, now.
00:28:20Inside, now.
00:28:33Another av-
00:28:34And more importantly, your principal called and said you beat a boy into a bloody pulp.
00:28:44What's next?
00:28:45Junie? Jail?
00:28:47Whatever.
00:28:49You don't even know what he did.
00:28:50Speak up.
00:28:51You don't know what he did. He fucking deserved it.
00:28:54I don't care what he did. I care what you do.
00:28:58All you do is make my life difficult and get in trouble all the time.
00:29:02What's wrong with you?
00:29:04Guess the apple doesn't fall far from this trip.
00:29:06Say that again.
00:29:17You say you want to live with me so I get tutors, private schools, and this is how you repay me? I gave you everything!
00:29:24Yeah, guess so. It's always my fault!
00:29:27What are you gonna do? You gonna hit me on me? Go ahead!
00:29:29I don't want anything from you. I just want you to make me proud, for once! I want to be proud of you.
00:29:41Can you do that?
00:29:44But you don't care, do you? You don't care about me! You don't care about this family! You definitely don't care about Mom! That's what she left!
00:29:54Stop!
00:29:56Why would you do that? You hurt him!
00:30:00You don't... do you not understand?
00:30:02No, no. I don't care what happened. You can't just...
00:30:05You're his dad!
00:30:07You should be protecting him, helping him!
00:30:11You just started yelling at him. You didn't even ask him what happened or anything!
00:30:15Alright, then, Helen. You tell me. What's with the grades? And what's with the fight?
00:30:20He was trying to defend me. Okay?
00:30:23David, he...
00:30:26He put something in my drink and I blacked out and he was just trying to help me.
00:30:31Oh, okay, sure. So he saves his sisters. What about the grades?
00:30:35I... I don't know.
00:30:37I could help him. I get... okay grades.
00:30:41She's thinking of me.
00:30:42Maybe I could tutor him or something. Would that work?
00:30:46One month. Get your grades up. And if you don't, I'm sending you back to your mother in Barcelona.
00:30:54I need to go. I can't let her see you like this.
00:30:57Wait! James, hold on!
00:31:04Let go!
00:31:05I'm not letting go until you at least let me put ointment on them.
00:31:09Fine.
00:31:10Why didn't you just tell your dad why you punched David?
00:31:18He drugged me, James.
00:31:21You really think he'd believe me?
00:31:24I don't...
00:31:26I didn't think you'd want your mom to find out about that.
00:31:28Oh.
00:31:31Uh, yeah, yeah, I guess.
00:31:35If your dad is so strict, why are you living with him instead of your mom?
00:31:42My mom has a big family in Spain. Lots of cousins and stuff, you know, so...
00:31:48She's fine.
00:31:50But my dad, just him and me.
00:31:53We used to spend a lot of time together.
00:31:56You're still hunting?
00:31:58Not so much anymore.
00:32:01I see.
00:32:04Is she the one who gave you the eternal rose?
00:32:07Yeah, it's an eternal rose. It'll never die.
00:32:11She told me to only give it to the girl I fall in love with.
00:32:16Hey.
00:32:18Thanks, Alice.
00:32:21For everything.
00:32:25Somebody's gotta do it, right?
00:32:28I mean, can you imagine showing up to school tomorrow with a busted lip?
00:32:32Gosh, this... just think about what Kim would say.
00:32:36Anyways...
00:32:40I have to come up with a tutoring schedule for you.
00:32:43Because starting tomorrow, it is boot camp every day until you get your grades up.
00:32:47Hey.
00:32:48Earlier, is it because you didn't want me to leave, right?
00:32:50Hey.
00:32:51Earlier, is it because you didn't want me to leave, right?
00:32:54Hey.
00:32:55Earlier, is it because you didn't want me to leave, right?
00:32:56Um...
00:32:58Yeah.
00:32:59Yeah, I guess.
00:33:00You're an asshole.
00:33:01But...
00:33:02It's still your family.
00:33:04You're an important part of it.
00:33:06Right.
00:33:07So...
00:33:08I'm gonna go.
00:33:09Sorry about touching you before.
00:33:10It's...
00:33:11It's...
00:33:12It's fine.
00:33:13I...
00:33:14I don't even remember.
00:33:15You're an asshole.
00:33:16You're an asshole.
00:33:17But...
00:33:18It's still your family.
00:33:19You're an important part of it.
00:33:21Right.
00:33:22So...
00:33:23I'm gonna go.
00:33:24I'm gonna go.
00:33:34Sorry about touching you before.
00:33:37It's...
00:33:38It's fine.
00:33:39I don't even remember.
00:33:41Really?
00:33:45Do you remember?
00:33:48How it felt to have your hands on my body.
00:33:54What?
00:33:55How?
00:33:56How?
00:33:57How?
00:33:58How?
00:33:59How?
00:34:04How?
00:34:05How?
00:34:06Alex!
00:34:07Oh, sorry.
00:34:08It's fine.
00:34:09Oh, it's fine.
00:34:10Hey.
00:34:13See you tomorrow?
00:34:15Yeah.
00:34:16See you tomorrow.
00:34:17Hey.
00:34:18See you tomorrow.
00:34:19Come on.
00:34:20I'm going to go.
00:34:22How?
00:34:24And I heard about the tutoring.
00:34:26What a great idea, James.
00:34:29Getting Alice to help.
00:34:31I'm so glad you two are getting along.
00:34:35I'm going to leave.
00:34:37And you better get his grades up.
00:34:39Don't forget, I can kick you out any time I want.
00:34:46I've got my eye on you, Alice Bell.
00:34:50There we go, Alice.
00:34:51Alice, just listen to me and everything will be fine.
00:34:58Mom, you know I'm allergic to honey.
00:35:21Here, guys.
00:35:25Want to do something fun?
00:35:28Oh, my God.
00:35:42Are you okay?
00:35:43Oh, my God.
00:35:49Your swimsuit just came off.
00:35:54Kim, give it back.
00:35:56What do we think, boys?
00:36:00Kim, please, just give it back.
00:36:03I'll give it back.
00:36:04If you tell me what's going on between you and James.
00:36:07That is between me and James.
00:36:10Baby girl, you think you're special?
00:36:13You're just a new face.
00:36:15James is going to get tired of you in a week.
00:36:17And I'm going to make sure you never come back to St. Mary's.
00:36:20Okay, fine.
00:36:20Just give it back.
00:36:26Here.
00:36:27That's what you get for talking to James, slut.
00:36:42Oh, baby, you smell good.
00:36:44Everyone turn around, now!
00:37:08What the hell?
00:37:10It's gross.
00:37:14Here.
00:37:29You're giving her your shirt?
00:37:32But you never let me borrow any of your stuff.
00:37:35Last morning, Kim.
00:37:36I don't want to see you bullying her again.
00:37:38What?
00:37:40It was a joke.
00:37:41Why don't I find someone to do that to you, then?
00:37:44Everything's okay.
00:37:49Fuck off.
00:37:51None of this would have happened if Kim didn't have it out for you.
00:37:56Come on, that's not fear.
00:37:58That's not my fault I'm talking with.
00:37:59Oh.
00:38:01I can sell them with step siblings if you want.
00:38:08But I have a feeling you don't want that.
00:38:10And why is that?
00:38:11I don't want that.
00:38:13I don't know.
00:38:15You might have feelings for me or something.
00:38:20Ha ha.
00:38:24Good one.
00:38:28James.
00:38:30God.
00:38:31What is it with me?
00:38:33There's no way I'm actually falling for him.
00:38:35Oh, Alice.
00:38:47Why are you being so careful?
00:38:50Scared we'll see your tits again?
00:39:01Oh, you poor girl.
00:39:03You're shivering like a gross chihuahua.
00:39:07Sorry, babe.
00:39:08But James isn't here right now.
00:39:12Oh, can you touch me?
00:39:14Oh.
00:39:16Come on, ladies.
00:39:17What did I have to do to you?
00:39:24I swear to God.
00:39:25All you nerds must be reading from the same script or something.
00:39:29It's because it's fun for me, Alice.
00:39:31Because I can do whatever I want to you.
00:39:34And no one's going to save you.
00:39:36That's the difference between us.
00:39:38I'm Kim Samuels, heir to the Samuels fortune.
00:39:42And you're just a blip in my radar.
00:39:43And all you have is money.
00:39:46God, you're ugly.
00:39:48You're a bitch.
00:39:49And all you're good for is fooling people three to one.
00:39:53But guess what, Kim?
00:39:55I don't care.
00:39:57Because you're pathetic.
00:39:59You're loud.
00:40:01Teach her some manners, okay?
00:40:03Let's show her how we run things at St. Mary.
00:40:05Ever seen one of these before, baby?
00:40:14One of these costs more than your dad works, baby.
00:40:18But today, I'll let you try for free.
00:40:24Let's see.
00:40:26You're going to drop out of St. Mary's,
00:40:28then get pregnant by some random army guy,
00:40:30and then boom.
00:40:31You're going to have, like, eight kids,
00:40:36and they're all going to be screaming and crying,
00:40:38and your gross partner is smaller than my own suit.
00:40:43And I'm going to get James all to myself.
00:40:47Oh, you didn't like my housewarming gift?
00:41:00Don't worry.
00:41:02I have backups.
00:41:11Kim, no, you can't.
00:41:13That's a felony.
00:41:14Oh, Alice, baby.
00:41:15I can do whatever I want.
00:41:17Oh, well.
00:41:20You did have such great features.
00:41:22It's a shame you didn't come from prison.
00:41:24Let's see how much James Hawthorne likes your face after this, whore.
00:41:28You think James is just going to like you if I'm gone?
00:41:30You're insane!
00:41:32You don't deserve to be with the heir to the Hawthorne Empire.
00:41:34No, please don't hurt me!
00:41:36Take your hands off of her!
00:41:47Take your hands off of her!
00:41:59Alice, are you okay?
00:42:00I knew it would be him.
00:42:03I don't care anymore if he's my stepbrother.
00:42:05I'm here, buddy.
00:42:06I just want him.
00:42:08James!
00:42:10Don't tell me you're actually with this discount whore.
00:42:13What is she to you?
00:42:16She's mine.
00:42:19Alice is mine.
00:42:22No.
00:42:22You're lying.
00:42:25You're kidding me.
00:42:27Tell her to leave.
00:42:28You're supposed to be with me.
00:42:30No, I'm not.
00:42:32I don't like you.
00:42:33I never liked you.
00:42:35And I never want to see you again.
00:42:38And I never want to see you again.
00:42:39Apologize to Alice now.
00:42:43I'm not fucking apologizing for anything.
00:42:48I?
00:42:49I'm supposed to be with you.
00:42:51That's what we're supposed to do.
00:42:53With my dad.
00:42:55We have trade deals.
00:42:57The Hawthorne Empire has thousands, millions,
00:43:00riding on my dad's decisions.
00:43:02You can't just...
00:43:03You can't just ignore me for some poor girl from the hood.
00:43:07You're delusional.
00:43:07You think my dad cares about your money?
00:43:10What?
00:43:10No, James!
00:43:12What do you want me to tell your parents?
00:43:14Show up at your house.
00:43:16Let them know what their darling baby daughter's been up to.
00:43:18So they can send you to a shrink and off to boarding school.
00:43:21Maybe that'll teach you a thing or two about pulling a knife on somebody.
00:43:27And you two.
00:43:29Transfer out of St. Mary's.
00:43:30No, no.
00:43:31My mom's gonna kill me.
00:43:32Please, James!
00:43:34Oh, please.
00:43:35Anything but that.
00:43:36Our parents can't know.
00:43:38Fine.
00:43:39Then I'll have my dad ruin you.
00:43:41Financially.
00:43:44This is all your fault, you bitch!
00:43:47Before you're going down, you're coming down with us!
00:43:52Mom!
00:43:55Your dad will never let you leave with someone like her!
00:43:58That's my business with him.
00:44:00Not yours.
00:44:02Mom!
00:44:03Mom!
00:44:17Huh.
00:44:18Who's that?
00:44:20I thought I was saying, Lisbeth.
00:44:24I wanted to talk to you about Alice.
00:44:27She seems to be having trouble with a private school.
00:44:30Really?
00:44:31How come?
00:44:32I mean, no offense, Lisbeth.
00:44:34But this is a private school with a lot of history.
00:44:38You might have heard of the Hawthorne Empire.
00:44:41Robert Hawthorne's son goes here, actually.
00:44:42And your daughter, frankly, she doesn't fit in here.
00:44:50Miss Kane, do you know who I am?
00:44:56I hate her!
00:44:57I hate that fucking Alice, bitch!
00:44:59Why is she hitting on my guy?
00:45:04Bitch!
00:45:04Fuck!
00:45:05Fucking whore!
00:45:10You fucking just call her a whore?
00:45:13Alice.
00:45:14Why?
00:45:15Are you her bitch, Mom?
00:45:17Oh!
00:45:18Are you crazy?
00:45:21Do you know who I am?
00:45:23I'm Kim Samuels.
00:45:25Yes, that Samuels.
00:45:27My dad plays golf with Robert Hawthorne.
00:45:29That's enough, Em!
00:45:31This is Mrs. Hawthorne, Robert Hawthorne's new wife.
00:45:37You...
00:45:38You're married to him?
00:45:40Yes, Miss Temper Tantrum.
00:45:43I'm Mrs. Hawthorne, the one who golfs with your dad.
00:45:48And Alice is my daughter.
00:45:50Oh!
00:45:53Wow.
00:45:58So you're James' new stepmother.
00:46:01Do you want to know what your daughter's been doing with her stepbrother?
00:46:18At dinner, why'd you call me your stepbrother?
00:46:21Do you really just see me as an older sibling?
00:46:27You are going to have to finish this tonight if you want to find out.
00:46:34What?
00:46:35Morgan?
00:46:36Morgan?
00:46:36What?
00:46:39What do you do?
00:46:41Get back to you.
00:46:45What about the next?
00:46:46What's the life of you?
00:46:48What's the life of you?
00:46:51What's the life of you?
00:46:52It's a big thing.
00:46:53What's the life of you?
00:46:55What's the life of you?
00:46:57I knew it.
00:47:18I knew she was in.
00:47:19What did I just see you do, Alice?
00:47:28Answer me, Alice.
00:47:31Are you sick?
00:47:35He's the Hawthorne heir!
00:47:37Your stepbrother!
00:47:39Ow!
00:47:40Mom!
00:47:41Ow!
00:47:42What else did you do with him?
00:47:47Did you sleep with him?
00:47:49Tell me, Alice!
00:47:50No, Mom!
00:47:51I really didn't!
00:47:52I'm doing this for you!
00:47:55If Robert finds the room without you and James, they're going to throw us both out!
00:48:01Do you want to go back living in that bingy apartment?
00:48:04Really, Mom?
00:48:05Because it sounds like it's more about you not getting kicked out, not me!
00:48:09Who told you you could talk to me like that?
00:48:12Me?
00:48:13Problem?
00:48:14I'm doing this for you, James!
00:48:18Just wait until Robert finds out!
00:48:21You're going to be in big trouble!
00:48:25It's okay, Bunny.
00:48:26You're okay.
00:48:27I'm right here.
00:48:29I want to kiss you.
00:48:30James, I really like you.
00:48:42I want you.
00:48:44I want you.
00:48:45Alice.
00:48:46You know we can't.
00:48:47I don't care.
00:48:48I can't just lie to myself anymore.
00:48:49I don't care if it's wrong, if it doesn't work out.
00:48:51We can't.
00:48:52Alice.
00:48:53Alice.
00:48:54Alice.
00:48:55Alice.
00:48:56Alice.
00:48:57Alice.
00:48:58Alice.
00:48:59Alice.
00:49:00Alice.
00:49:01Alice.
00:49:02Alice.
00:49:03Alice.
00:49:04Alice.
00:49:05Alice.
00:49:06Alice.
00:49:07Alice.
00:49:08If my dad finds out, I'll kick you out.
00:49:10And I don't want them.
00:49:11I can't.
00:49:12They just found out more step fluings at school.
00:49:13So we just...
00:49:14We just gotta be brother and sister.
00:49:15James, you don't understand.
00:49:16I know you like me back.
00:49:17Um...
00:49:18It doesn't matter, buddy.
00:49:19I can't kiss someone who's more step fluings at school.
00:49:21And I don't want them.
00:49:22I can't.
00:49:23They just found out more step fluings at school.
00:49:24So we just...
00:49:25We just gotta be brother and sister.
00:49:26James, you don't understand.
00:49:27I know you like me back.
00:49:28Um...
00:49:29It doesn't matter, buddy.
00:49:30I can't kiss someone who's more step-sister.
00:49:31Maybe I'll kiss you.
00:49:32Fine.
00:49:33You're not gonna kiss me.
00:49:34Then I'm gonna fight somebody who will.
00:49:35Give me a shot of someone who's more step-sister.
00:49:36Um...
00:49:37It doesn't matter, buddy.
00:49:38I can't kiss someone who's more step-sister.
00:49:39Maybe I'll kiss you.
00:49:40Fine.
00:49:41If you're not gonna kiss me, then I'm gonna fight somebody who will.
00:49:42Give me a shot of someone strong.
00:49:43Give me a shot of someone strong.
00:49:57Don't do that.
00:49:58Yeah.
00:49:59One more.
00:50:00Yeah.
00:50:01Next one's on me, Sherry.
00:50:16I'm Tony.
00:50:18I'm not the statesman.
00:50:23Do you refuse to learn?
00:50:28Stop taking people's drinks.
00:50:30Why does it matter?
00:50:31We're not together.
00:50:32Still rather.
00:50:49Is that your ex with it?
00:50:51He keeps learning.
00:50:53Don't worry about him.
00:50:54He's just my stepbrother.
00:51:21Asshole.
00:51:23Let's see who breaks first.
00:51:29Yo, don't fucking touch her, man.
00:51:31Hey, what the fuck, man?
00:51:32You're just a stepbrother.
00:51:33Let her do her thing.
00:51:34Yo, don't touch her.
00:51:35Hey, I talked to her first.
00:51:37That's my girl.
00:51:39Let's play big.
00:51:40No, James, I don't want you to make things worse.
00:51:54Here.
00:51:55Take the money.
00:51:56And leave.
00:51:57Mr. Hawthorne, can I help you with anything?
00:51:59Yes.
00:52:00Ethan.
00:52:01Mm-hmm.
00:52:02I need a favor.
00:52:03Yes.
00:52:04I need this place cleared out.
00:52:05I knew it.
00:52:06I knew you liked me.
00:52:08Can I tell you a secret?
00:52:09Can I tell you a secret?
00:52:10Mr. Hawthorne, can I help you with anything?
00:52:22Yes, Ethan, I need a favor.
00:52:24Yes.
00:52:25I need this place cleared up.
00:52:29I knew it.
00:52:32I knew you liked me.
00:52:35Can I tell you a secret?
00:52:37Okay, so when dad died, mom got really bad, and I thought that no one, like literally no one, would ever care about me.
00:52:51And then you showed up, and you do.
00:52:57Oh.
00:52:58You have your mom, and I have my dad.
00:53:02We're a family now.
00:53:03We all care about you.
00:53:05Look at me.
00:53:07Do you really just see me as your stepsister?
00:53:16If I kiss you, will you go home?
00:53:20Only if you mean it.
00:53:22I can't believe it.
00:53:34I fell for the fucking bad boy.
00:53:36Not a chance.
00:53:42Not until you're legal.
00:53:43Oh, why does it matter?
00:53:45It's just a few days.
00:53:48Why don't you play with this in the meantime?
00:53:51I hate you.
00:53:51I hate you.
00:53:54I'm giving you extra worksheets because of that.
00:53:57Worth it.
00:53:57Oh.
00:54:03Congratulations.
00:54:04You've done it.
00:54:05I close my eyes, and all I see is differential equations.
00:54:08It's your birthday.
00:54:12It's your birthday.
00:54:13You should be partying.
00:54:14I'll set something up.
00:54:15No.
00:54:16James, don't.
00:54:20To be honest, I don't really feel like doing anything.
00:54:25It's the first time without dad, so I didn't really want to think about it, you know?
00:54:33All right.
00:54:35No partying.
00:54:36But I can still get you a gift, right?
00:54:38I had something in mind.
00:54:41Uh-uh.
00:54:42Not that.
00:54:43But anything else.
00:54:52You slept with Kim?
00:54:55Yeah.
00:54:56I did a bunch of shit I regret when my mom and dad first broke up.
00:54:59Why can't you sleep with me?
00:55:01Alice, I don't want to go back to being that person I was back then.
00:55:06I want to treat you right.
00:55:08Anyways, we were talking about presents.
00:55:12Screw presents.
00:55:20I just want you tonight.
00:55:38No, don't touch her!
00:55:41Oh, I get it.
00:55:43You want to get rid of me.
00:55:46I worked so hard to get you here.
00:55:49And now, you two are teaming up to kick me out of the family I built!
00:55:57Miss Bell, it's my fault.
00:55:59I started.
00:56:00Don't get between me and my daughter.
00:56:03Unless you want me to tell Robert.
00:56:06And?
00:56:07I'll tell him how you treat Alice behind his back.
00:56:09Like father, like dumb slut daughter, all you have in that thick scar of yours is love and romance.
00:56:22And look what it buys you.
00:56:25Nothing.
00:56:27No money.
00:56:28No prestige.
00:56:30Nothing!
00:56:31Don't talk about dad.
00:56:33He did nothing wrong!
00:56:35He did nothing wrong!
00:56:38He did nothing wrong?
00:56:40You have no idea what it was like to be married to that man!
00:56:46I was rich.
00:56:49We lost everything.
00:56:52And I had to marry that man!
00:56:55When you came along...
00:56:58And I'm stuck.
00:57:01Constant reminder of all of my failures.
00:57:05I hate you.
00:57:10No, no mom.
00:57:11Mom, you don't actually mean that right?
00:57:12Shut up.
00:57:14I'm late for an appointment.
00:57:26Mom, I'm sorry.
00:57:28Mom!
00:57:31Mom, I'm sorry.
00:57:33Why?
00:57:33Mom, I can't believe it.
00:57:39I can't believe he's dead.
00:57:42I left you here with me.
00:57:44Just my fucking work.
00:57:54Alice!
00:57:57Alice!
00:57:59Jake.
00:58:00Alice!
00:58:09Alice!
00:58:10Alice!
00:58:10Alice!
00:58:11Alice, are you okay?
00:58:14Look.
00:58:15I thought...
00:58:16I thought I lost you.
00:58:18James, I can't do it.
00:58:20I can't be your sister.
00:58:22I love you.
00:58:24I love you too, Alice.
00:58:33James, I can't believe my mom said that.
00:58:36She actually hates me.
00:58:39I'll get her back right now.
00:58:45Listen, I don't care what you have tonight, but Alice needs you back right now.
00:58:51James, I feel awful.
00:58:54Let's get that fever down, Alice.
00:59:09Good morning.
00:59:10Come on.
00:59:16Let's get you.
00:59:34What about my birthday present?
00:59:40I thought you didn't want anything.
00:59:44I want you.
00:59:45Feeling any better?
01:00:03Almost.
01:00:05But I still want you.
01:00:07Happy birthday.
01:00:13Happy birthday.
01:00:26Happy birthday.
01:00:35Happy birthday.
01:00:36Happy birthday.
01:00:37Happy birthday.
01:00:39I don't know.
01:01:09I don't know.
01:01:39I don't know.
01:02:09I wish I could live with James.
01:02:14I don't know, Anna.
01:02:15I don't really care.
01:02:17I just didn't want...
01:02:20Um, I got you something.
01:02:24For ruining your uniform last time.
01:02:26Okay, but can you please, like, talk to James or something?
01:02:36He isn't responding to my texts, like, at all.
01:02:42Kim Samuels, I thought I told you I never wanted to see you again.
01:02:46And you did much more than ruin her uniform.
01:02:48Do you need a demonstration?
01:02:51Damn.
01:02:53I'm sorry.
01:02:55I'm really sorry.
01:02:59Well, what did she get you?
01:03:00I don't know.
01:03:20Hey, are you coming to school today?
01:03:47Spill the beef, Alice?
01:03:49Who's the guy?
01:03:54Oh my god, I'm done for.
01:03:57Let me reintroduce you to everyone.
01:04:03Alice Bell, the stepdaughter of the richest family, is hiding a big secret.
01:04:10Kim will expose my secret! Everyone will know I'm in love with my stepbrother!
01:04:15The man she's been hooking up with is...
01:04:19The guy she's been seducing is...
01:04:25Alice Hawthorne seduced James Hawthorne.
01:04:29Her stepbrother!
01:04:31Disgusting, shameless rat.
01:04:33Pfft, how filthy.
01:04:35That's just how poor people are.
01:04:36Can't wait to latch onto anything good.
01:04:38A bitch is a bitch.
01:04:41So, girls...
01:04:43Should we teach you a lesson?
01:04:45What are you gonna do?
01:04:49Slut!
01:04:50Slut!
01:04:51Slut!
01:04:53Slut!
01:04:54Slut!
01:04:55Slut!
01:04:57Slut!
01:04:58Slut!
01:05:01No, no, no!
01:05:03Don't you think she's still missing something?
01:05:33Admit it! You seduce James, your stepbrother!
01:05:41If I admit it, not only will I be done for, but James will be too!
01:05:46You're hilarious! Okay, the person in that video wasn't even James!
01:05:52You say it's not true?
01:05:54A born slut like you can only disgrace this school's reputation!
01:05:58Drop out and get out of here right now!
01:06:00You have no right to order me around!
01:06:03Oh, really?
01:06:05Strip her and let her crawl out of this school naked!
01:06:08Back to where she belongs!
01:06:10Joe, don't touch me! Stop! Don't touch me!
01:06:14Stop! Stop!
01:06:21James is mine!
01:06:26Stop! You can't get off! You can't get off of me!
01:06:29Stop it! Everybody cut it out!
01:06:32Miss King, we're doing this for the sake of St. Mary's reputation!
01:06:39Alice, this video? That's serious. You need to tell me. Is that James?
01:06:47Who exactly is that person? If you don't tell us, you'll be expelled!
01:06:59If I tell the truth, James will be toast!
01:07:02It's me.
01:07:04It's me.
01:07:13Slow down, mate.
01:07:14You mess with my girlfriend? That's what you deserve.
01:07:29James, be honest. Did your stepsister, Alice, seduce you?
01:07:45You really want to know? I'm the one who seduced my stepsister.
01:07:50I'm the one who seduced my stepsister.
01:07:52James!
01:07:54James, don't. He's ruining you.
01:07:59I'm not afraid of you.
01:08:01I'm not afraid of you.
01:08:03James, I'm not afraid of you.
01:08:06I'm not afraid of you.
01:08:10Miss King, Kim has violated Alice's and my privacy.
01:08:15She's a delusional, creepy, stalker, who's secretly filming and posting private moments without my permission.
01:08:22without my permission expel her it wasn't me i swear kim i never liked you and i sent the fbi
01:08:34all the videos of you bullying everyone are you out of your mind how dare you mess with the hawthorns
01:08:48do you have any idea how much money you've cost us starting today all your bank cards are frozen
01:08:53now you are kicked out of our family but dad where will i sleep in the doghouse and as for food you can
01:09:01only eat dog food if your dad finds out you've been messing around with your stepsister
01:09:14you're done too let's take a fourth name because i'm done
01:09:25hello mrs hawthorn speaking sorry to bother you mrs hawthorn this is ruby alice and james's
01:09:45small room teacher i need to talk to you about something it's urgent what is it has something
01:09:49happened alice and james they were caught kissing each other at school
01:09:57you better not be doing what i think you're doing
01:10:10what do you think you're doing mama i can explain
01:10:23wait shut up i'm dealing with her first
01:10:30mom please don't get it what exactly am i not getting
01:10:34that it's incest that it's gross you said you would stop you liar let me remind you you're
01:10:45sleeping with your stepbrother i love him mom i really do it's not my fault you married his dad
01:10:53shut up you disgusting whore you better break up with james i'm kicking you out
01:10:59don't tell her what to do
01:11:06james
01:11:09think about your future for a second
01:11:12but how do you think robert's gonna react when he finds out
01:11:17he'll disown you aren't you afraid he'll write you out of his will
01:11:20no no actually but funny you say that that's what you're scared of isn't it you're scared he's
01:11:27gonna turn on you never cared about alice did you either alice do you still care about your dad
01:11:37do you still want to disappoint him in heaven
01:11:42my dad would never be ashamed of me staying true to my heart
01:11:46he taught me to be honest he taught me what it means to really love someone
01:11:55god what you call love mom
01:11:59it is not real right
01:12:06guess you're okay with james getting bullied for it with james getting abandoned by everyone who loves him
01:12:16you know something about that don't you
01:12:22i don't care i don't care anymore i love you alice and i'm staying with you i'm not letting anything in
01:12:30the way of us not my family or anyone else
01:12:34it is my choice mom
01:12:41i am ready to face the consequences
01:12:48i can't let them get away
01:12:50i'll be ruined
01:13:02hi mrs keene it's alice's mom um listen i would like to arrange something
01:13:12privately i'm so sorry james
01:13:20this can't be right
01:13:25sorry
01:13:29miss keene this can't be right we talked after every test we we went over all the problems
01:13:36he definitely did better than an f can you double check or
01:13:40huh the school seal isn't on there no alice
01:13:47i understand that you're very concerned about james
01:13:50but he really did get an f and there's nothing we can do about that
01:14:06mrs hawthor i just showed them like you asked
01:14:14i'm going to email the fake report card to mr hawthor now
01:14:25that i tried my best i worked hard just to give me another chance
01:14:34not done james
01:14:37i actually thought you could change you can't change can you
01:14:41why do you only care about me when it comes to my grades
01:14:45you don't actually care about me i'm just some ornament to you
01:14:47it's not that you're just immature you act like a child you're like your mother
01:14:52you can't change can you
01:14:56pack your things i'm gonna have the drivers take you to the airport
01:15:00i think your mother will be happy with you
01:15:05you don't believe me you never believed in me
01:15:09not even once
01:15:16wait don't make him leave
01:15:25mrs hawthor i just showed them like you asked i'm going to email the fake report card to mr hawthor
01:15:30now i heard everything mom you bribed miss keene to fake james's grades
01:15:38oh and i spoke to the principal he should have gotten a based on his test scores
01:15:43alice stop what are you doing
01:15:48alice do you want to go back to the way it was before
01:15:54i had nothing nothing that brutal way of life
01:16:02killed me and now i'm this i was happy mom
01:16:07we didn't have much but i i was happy just being loved
01:16:14eva did you really do this
01:16:18i mean did you ever really love me
01:16:23want to destroy my son and thereby destroy me
01:16:28i loved you robert it's true i was i was just doing what i thought was right
01:16:38i can't even look at you anymore get out of here
01:16:41please you can't do this
01:16:47mom this is all your fault
01:16:52you and your father ruined my life
01:16:57finally be rid of you
01:17:02take her away
01:17:07well it looks like you got your wish mom
01:17:11you wanted to get rid of me and i never want to see you again
01:17:16you're not taking her
01:17:25you two are closer than i thought there's something you haven't told me james
01:17:30dad
01:17:37i'm in love with alice
01:17:40i'm sorry mr hawthorne but
01:17:44i'm in love with james too
01:17:47alice i hate for things to turn out this way i really did want you to be a part of our family
01:17:52i know and i really appreciate it but
01:17:57james and i will figure something out i promise i'm so sorry mr alice
01:18:03i don't need an apology
01:18:06i just need you to make a choice are you going to stay with james or
01:18:11leave
01:18:11i'm choosing james
01:18:17he's too important for me to lose and
01:18:21being with him is the greatest thing in the world
01:18:25dad i'm telling you no matter what you do
01:18:28we're not going to break up
01:18:33well then
01:18:36you can stay together but one of you has to leave either james
01:18:43alice or you
01:18:45the hawthorne name will need some time to
01:18:49repair the damage that's been done
01:18:52i'll go
01:18:53no you can't
01:18:54what
01:18:55i'll go dad
01:18:57but i have a proposal for you
01:18:59in exchange you have to take care of alice
01:19:02through college
01:19:06james have i not taught you anything about a successful negotiation you have to
01:19:10have a wager what's the wager
01:19:15i'm going to get into an ivy league school in one year
01:19:18and when i do you have to let us be together
01:19:21i can't believe it i spent so long trying to get him to straighten up and you come in here and do
01:19:27it in one month
01:19:31all right james one year i'm giving you one year to make it into an ivy league school i'm presuming
01:19:37the same one as her and if you don't i'll have my own plans for you deal
01:19:44james i don't need any of this i just want you
01:19:50alice just trust me okay i'm only going to be gone a year it'll be over before you know it
01:19:56promise me you'll come back
01:19:58here
01:20:10promise me you'll come back
01:20:14i promise
01:20:15here
01:20:21here
01:20:25eternal rose
01:20:28does that mean
01:20:29yeah
01:20:46dang alice really none of them all right let's see you rejected the quarterback that was
01:20:50yesterday and you said no to that cute means a kid too you have to give someone a chance
01:20:55i'm waiting for someone special who okay don't tell him alice is that new kid they've been
01:21:02talking about he's literally hotter than every other freshman here oh my god i hope he's single
01:21:07you all there he is
01:21:13james
01:21:20told you i'll be back funny