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  • 6/25/2025
Brent is not a happy director. For weeks, he's had to watch an awful play - his awful play. Adding insult to injury, he's convinced his wife is having an affair with his idiot leading man. Fortunately for Brent, the theater’s Janitor has been mopping the stage long enough to know a dark secret that may help rid him of his troubles. That is, so long as he’s willing to get some blood on his hands.
Transcript
00:00There's a lot of good work going on here.
00:08Let's start with that.
00:10It would be pretty cool, though, if we did get to go on together.
00:14Yeah.
00:15That's our work!
00:16And he's making a mockery of it!
00:18How we got the lead and all, everyone knows how that happened?
00:20Hmm?
00:21Dude.
00:23Since the show's opened, you've been impossible to work with.
00:26You think he's the only actor who's complained?
00:28For the good of the show, for the good of Shakespeare, for the good of the theater.
00:36You give me goosebumps talking like that.
00:51Honey, are you sure you're okay?
00:52The tragedy of Julius Caesar makes you guffaw.
01:00I don't know.
01:02You don't know if it makes you guffaw?
01:03I don't know what guffaw means.
01:05Laugh.
01:06Going on tonight for the first time.
01:14Wow.
01:16Disaster has stricken...
01:18Terrence.
01:20A curse shall light upon the limbs of men.
01:24I love you, Terrence.
01:25And let slip the dogs of war.
01:46And let slip the dog away.
01:55You haven't.
01:55You

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