Dating: 90s vs Today

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00:00Well, good morning.

00:03I went to school in Boston, Massachusetts.

00:06Never heard of it.

00:07I cannot stand when someone comes on here and complains about dating.

00:11It's harder to be single when you're older because you're pretty comfy.

00:16You've got a sound system.

00:17You've got sweats that you can rely on.

00:20All the streaming services.

00:21You're going to go meet a stranger who probably won't work out

00:27instead of sitting on your couch with all your snacks.

00:30Now, I don't really have a nickname, but if I had a nickname, it'd probably be Rockstar.

00:34Do I listen to rock? No.

00:36Can I play an instrument? No.

00:38But I'm rock and roll, throwing through.

00:40I've got the image, the bad boy image.

00:42I could sit in my room like I do most nights and drink 12 beers.

00:52If I had one superpower, what would it be?

00:56It would probably be the ability to have four superpowers.

00:59I'd just be my s*** in the Taco Bell bathroom.

01:03I left it right there on the floor, man.

01:05How cool would it be?

01:06You come to a guy's house, and you know, a lot of guys, they have pictures of random stuff in their house.

01:12You know what?

01:12How cool would it be if I mounted a bald eagle above my, uh, above my, uh, couch?

01:19Hey, where'd you get that bald eagle?

01:21I don't know.

01:21I'm rich.

01:22I hired this punk kid to shoot it.

01:24And now it's stuffed above my, uh, above my bed or whatever.

01:27TikTok, you need to check your Wi-Fi.

01:31Because every channel I go to, it does the same damn thing.

01:34And it can't be the Wi-Fi that's messing up.

01:37It's gotta be yours.

01:38How would I make a good first impression?

01:43I'd show up.

01:45That would be the first impression.

01:46The girl would be like, hey, this guy actually showed up.

01:50My last boyfriend used to hit me.

01:52If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be the McGorgeous.

01:56Right, I wouldn't.

01:57I'd be a three-layer fish because my pussy stinks.

02:00What's the best thing about having a Buick?

02:02I would say time.

02:05Safety.

02:06They go together.

02:07Hey, what time is it, you know?

02:10Oh, I don't know.

02:10But at least I'm still alive.

02:12I'm honestly trying to think if I'm a woman or just a femboy.

02:16And I'm also trying to think if I should start estrogen.

02:18And would that help with my male pattern baldness?

02:22Did you see Justin Timberlake's last video?

02:26It's called Sexy Back.

02:28But in the beginning of the video, he shows his fingers.

02:31What's he saying?

02:32Oh, I may have a sexy back, but look at me.

02:35My fingers are sexy too.

02:40Right now, in Hartford, I am a backup dancer for a Christian rock band.

02:45Oh, yeah!

02:46I am a backup dancer for a Christian rock band.

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02:58I am a backup dancer for a Christian rock band.

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