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The Romantic Theory Of Us - Full
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00:00:00I thought you were a bookworm, Mia. That outfit is a choice. Am I in the wrong place?
00:00:25No, no, not at all. I was waiting for you.
00:00:28Wasn't this supposed to be a costume party?
00:00:32My bad. It turns out it's a welcome party for the school's new sponsor.
00:00:37What?
00:00:38I need an excuse to see you.
00:00:41Close your eyes. I have a surprise.
00:00:45What a fucking nerd.
00:01:00You lied to me.
00:01:03The psychology of love. My ass. Write about it all you want, but you still got tricked by a guy.
00:01:11Hey! Hey!
00:01:15Leo, I'm sorry, dude. I was just playing a joke.
00:01:22Do you know why we're all here today?
00:01:24Uh, for you. It's a welcome party for the school's new sponsor.
00:01:30That's right. And this new school's sponsor doesn't like boys. So get out.
00:01:41Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:01:43Did Woody do this?
00:01:45He is such an asshole!
00:01:48You know what? It's our fault for riding late.
00:01:51You got lucky. This time, it won't happen again.
00:01:54You wanna bet? I win. You apologize in front of everyone.
00:02:01What?
00:02:03I bet you, I can make him fall in love with you in ten seconds.
00:02:16Uh, Mia, no offense, but that's never gonna happen.
00:02:21It's not you, but everybody knows that little Brian is very picky. He is a lone wolf.
00:02:28I know he's out of my league, but my research won't fail me.
00:02:39Love comes down to one thing. Science.
00:02:43Bullshit.
00:02:45You know what? Kiss him, and then I'll get on my knees and grovel.
00:02:51Step one in Mia's guide to romance. Create a chance encounter.
00:02:58Let's watch it.
00:03:05Hi there, Mr. Brian.
00:03:10Oops. Close contact will drive his hormones crazy.
00:03:14Are you okay? I'm so sorry.
00:03:26Uh, can you do me some things?
00:03:29Yeah.
00:03:33Whoa!
00:03:36I'm Mia. Can we run that back?
00:03:40Boss. Remember her.
00:03:42Who turned off the lights?
00:03:48Sir, she has the same name as your wife.
00:03:51You've never even met.
00:03:52Well, there's a lot of Mia's in the world.
00:03:58He asked you for your name? Do you think he's into you?
00:04:00I don't know. I wish the lights didn't go off. Victory was mine.
00:04:05Toodles!
00:04:06Sir, you asked me to remember her.
00:04:07Should I set up a date?
00:04:08No.
00:04:09Keep her away from me.
00:04:10I made a reservation for you to meet your wife.
00:04:12Should I tell her?
00:04:13Fine. I have been married to her for a year after all.
00:04:15It's about time.
00:04:16It's about time.
00:04:22What?
00:04:25My husband wants to meet me tomorrow.
00:04:27Your husband?
00:04:28That prick that didn't even show up to the wedding.
00:04:30Are you gonna go?
00:04:31No.
00:04:32The last thing I need in my life to be happy is love.
00:04:37Do you take this man as your husband?
00:04:38I do.
00:04:39Oh.
00:04:51There, Mom.
00:04:52Now I'm married to a man who lives thousands of miles away.
00:04:54Just like you wanted.
00:04:56My parents arranged our marriage before they died.
00:04:58I don't even know him.
00:04:59I need a divorce ASAP.
00:05:01My husband wants to meet.
00:05:09Your husband?
00:05:11Hi.
00:05:12Lily!
00:05:13Hey.
00:05:14I need you to pretend to be me and divorce my husband.
00:05:16I've never met you.
00:05:17What?
00:05:18Why me?
00:05:19You know me better than anyone.
00:05:20Plus, you have a lot of experience handling jokes.
00:05:22I'll pay you.
00:05:23Say no more.
00:05:26Are you Leobrine?
00:05:27Alright.
00:05:28Oh my god.
00:05:29Mia's husband is just my type.
00:05:31Look.
00:05:32I'm sorry.
00:05:33I know I've been MIA since we got married.
00:05:35But I promise, I'll make it up to you.
00:05:37Uh, so I will put you through school.
00:05:39And we can divorce when you graduate.
00:05:41Um, actually, I-
00:05:42And I know you're gonna be swamped with student debt.
00:05:44So, um, you can move in with me.
00:05:48Well, um, I'll think about it.
00:05:50Great.
00:05:51Well, just let me know when you've thought it over.
00:05:53You know, I think this couldn't have gone better.
00:05:54Yeah, I agree.
00:05:55Oh, uh, here's my number and just call me.
00:05:57Bye.
00:05:58Oh, okay.
00:06:03Lily!
00:06:04Hi!
00:06:05How'd it go?
00:06:06Oh, no problem.
00:06:07By the way, your husband?
00:06:08A real uggo.
00:06:09And dirt core too.
00:06:10He even tried to fill me out.
00:06:11You dodged it all in.
00:06:12Oh my god, are you okay?
00:06:13Yeah, it's fine.
00:06:14I could come in as family jewels, if you know what I mean.
00:06:16You should just forget that he ever existed.
00:06:18Great.
00:06:19How about?
00:06:20I make you dinner as thanks.
00:06:21Oh, perfect.
00:06:22I'll take it back for you.
00:06:25Rejected.
00:06:26This psychology of love paper has no practical data.
00:06:30Then what should I do?
00:06:32Use your theories to bag yourself the perfect guy.
00:06:35Good luck.
00:06:36You're gonna need it.
00:06:40Who is the perfect guy?
00:06:41What are you gonna do?
00:06:42Graduation's in three months.
00:06:43And don't forget about student loans.
00:06:44You are gonna need a guinea pig.
00:06:46Stat.
00:06:47I know a guy.
00:06:48His name is Anthony.
00:06:49He's got long hair.
00:06:50It's great.
00:06:51He's visiting as a professor.
00:06:52Wow.
00:06:53Fate is really working overtime with you two.
00:06:57Professor.
00:07:06You're not supposed to fall for your students.
00:07:08Earth to Mia.
00:07:09Sorry.
00:07:10I know what to do.
00:07:23All you step to in Mia's guide to-
00:07:24Wrong.
00:07:25Men are all about visuals.
00:07:27You are gonna need to catch his eye.
00:07:29And not dress like that.
00:07:30Hey.
00:07:31Long time no see.
00:07:37So.
00:07:38As I was saying.
00:07:39Brian Technologies is investing in a project about companionship AI.
00:07:54So.
00:07:55I need a system.
00:07:56This is mortifying.
00:07:57I thought he was the only one here.
00:07:59I'm the obvious choice.
00:08:01My dad is the CEO of all a motive.
00:08:03Out.
00:08:04Connections won't get anywhere with me.
00:08:05But I-
00:08:06I'm not gonna repeat myself.
00:08:07He really is the perfect guy.
00:08:11You.
00:08:12Out.
00:08:13What?
00:08:14Why?
00:08:15I don't need someone who's gonna be more worried about what they're wearing than their own research.
00:08:19Now.
00:08:20On to other things.
00:08:21Who wrote this?
00:08:22The psychology of love.
00:08:23It's incredible.
00:08:24You rang?
00:08:25This is the best report I've ever read.
00:08:26Your full name is Mia Rose?
00:08:28The one and only.
00:08:29And it says here, you were born in Oregon.
00:08:31Sister city to be exact.
00:08:33Do you, uh, have a boyfriend?
00:08:35Absolutely.
00:08:36Positively.
00:08:37100%.
00:08:38No.
00:08:39Holy shit.
00:08:40He's interrogating me about my love life in public?
00:08:41He's totally in love with me!
00:08:42Her name is identical to my wife's and she's from the same city.
00:08:45All right.
00:08:46Uh, well?
00:08:48I got the job.
00:08:49Everyone else can go.
00:08:50Thank you for your time.
00:08:52Sorry.
00:08:53Thanks, Professor Brian.
00:09:00Mia is such a fucking geek!
00:09:03Why is Professor Bryan obsessed with her?
00:09:04Professor, what's that?
00:09:06Hm?
00:09:07Did I... kiss you too, Ralph?
00:09:09look just keep things professional all right before you're done just do your job you got it
00:09:18boss step three in mia's guide to romance spice things up with some physical contact
00:09:22just gotta make sure my boss always looks good me i'd worry about yourself my grandmother wouldn't
00:09:32wear that your grandmother should wash your mouth with soap for saying that what was that
00:09:39hansen go ahead and familiarize this young woman with the project over the next few days
00:09:42understood
00:09:43what's it up lily rents on me this year what who are you miss rich queen there's a professor
00:09:54named leo brian he's visiting our school he just asked me to be his research assistant
00:09:58leo brian you know he's my guinea pig i'm gonna make him mine so that i can graduate
00:10:05um well you know he's like a total fuckboy right like hookups every night you should stay far away
00:10:11maybe i didn't know where to go and you have to take care of me since you're married
00:10:21no it says we're married this is all gonna be mine one day so where are we gonna sleep tonight
00:10:28okay just stay in your lane the second floor is for you but i'm busy leo you're gonna fall for me
00:10:35whether you like it or not professor brian still hasn't asked you out nope maybe my method is useless
00:10:41maybe i turned him off you should ask your roommate lily you guys love her she just moved out i think
00:10:47she wasn't your boyfriend they're just jealous that you and professor brian are like this
00:10:53i hate to be a bummer but everyone's talking about how mr professor brian is way out of your league
00:10:58bullshit i'm nice hard working and i have a master's that moody weirdo is out of my league
00:11:05maybe professor brian is an even bigger dick than my husband
00:11:08maybe professor brian is an even bigger dick than my husband
00:11:13shit how much did he hear professor brian my favorite teacher what a coincidence
00:11:21didn't know you were so two-faced here come to the club with me tomorrow take it i'll see you there
00:11:28a fancy date it's happening i don't believe it he's actually taking you out it's finally my turn
00:11:36i heard you're going to the country club with leo brian tomorrow
00:11:42back because you're worried about me lily don't worry i can take care of her
00:11:47i need to go find an outfit for tomorrow
00:11:50sorry mia leo it's mine
00:11:56step four in mia's guide to romance a b s always be smiling
00:12:09hi
00:12:11uh uh this is a very important meeting so you brought the samples that i asked for in my notes
00:12:17meeting what the fuck
00:12:20are you shaking
00:12:23um it's kind of chilly his notes must have been in the invite but where'd it go
00:12:28get your head in the game okay president brian long time no see mr yang i've been needing to show
00:12:40you our new sample
00:12:40you must be starving right
00:12:45honey i'm not feeling well i really shouldn't drink on an empty stomach
00:12:49oh my research shows that skipping breakfast is a big no-no eat first and then we'll talk
00:12:54mr brian your girlfriend is such a sweetheart i agree everybody here's all business this is a nice change of pace
00:13:01right yes yes she's a great girl i guess uh how about we continue this conversation over there
00:13:14hey stop that are you trying to embarrass me
00:13:16no i i thought this was a date
00:13:20a date
00:13:21wait
00:13:22you're into your professor
00:13:25i
00:13:27don't misunderstand
00:13:28the only reason you're here is because anson is busy
00:13:30right
00:13:31i told you before keep it professional or you're out
00:13:34jenny's ready
00:13:36let's continue this discussion on our island mr brian
00:13:39sure thing please lead the way
00:13:56hello
00:13:57hey how are things going with professor hi
00:13:59i screwed up
00:14:00it wasn't a date and now i'm out on my ass
00:14:02hello
00:14:04what
00:14:06fuck it then
00:14:09oh
00:14:10and i think i just got my period
00:14:12it just keeps getting better
00:14:16what
00:14:27Leo, you didn't go
00:14:28i couldn't leave you here all alone
00:14:29you are my assistant after all
00:14:31wrong. Look, I'm sorry, I wasn't clear before, okay? You did good work today. Hey, if you
00:14:45don't feel good, don't push yourself. How am I supposed to get home? Here. Why? What?
00:14:52I'm gonna get you all wet. You need your rest. I live close by, okay? Let's get you cleaned
00:14:55up. I need to trap Leo forever. Tonight's the night we make an air. I wasn't sure which
00:15:05feminine products you used, so I've got a variety. Oh, thanks. Here, let me get you some. Oh,
00:15:15are you? Oh my gosh, okay. T can wait. It's okay. So, is it true you have random hookups every
00:15:23night? As a professor, I'm gonna teach you a lesson. For every conclusion, you need evidence
00:15:29to pick up. So, would you like to find out? Damn it! His Adam's apple. It's so sexy. I almost
00:15:40forgot what his lips taste like. How many girls have just melted looking into those eyes? Seems
00:15:48like a gentleman to me. So, why did Lily say that? So, is it true you have random hookups every night?
00:16:09What? As a professor, I'm gonna teach you a lesson. For every conclusion, you need evidence
00:16:16to pick up. So, do you like to find out? Damn it! His Adam's apple. It's so sexy. I almost forgot what his lips taste like. How many girls have just melted
00:16:37how many girls have just melted looking into those eyes? Seems like a gentleman to me. So, why did Lily say that?
00:16:44Seems like a gentleman to me. Seems like a gentleman to me. So, why did Lily say that?
00:16:51I don't think it works. Yeah? Can you drop it back there? Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Do you work out? Hey. I love games.
00:17:06I love games.
00:17:16Mr. Brian asked that you don't go downstairs unnecessarily.
00:17:19You, uh, did you get that? Oh! Sorry. It's fine.
00:17:22Ms. Rose, I've drafted your divorce papers.
00:17:23Ms. Rose, I've drafted your divorce papers.
00:17:42Thank you, Mr. Harvey.
00:17:47Was that your parents?
00:17:49No. My parents actually passed away.
00:17:52Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. I didn't...
00:17:55Tell me.
00:17:56Tell you what. Anson can take you home.
00:17:59You don't have to.
00:18:00It's all right. It's on his way. I am?
00:18:03I am.
00:18:05Thanks for the ride, Anson.
00:18:07Mia! We were waiting for you. Where did you run off to?
00:18:10I'm so sorry. It was a whole thing.
00:18:12I'm just glad you're okay.
00:18:14You were scared shitless.
00:18:16I'm okay. What's going on?
00:18:18All right. Who's that man?
00:18:20Where's the driver?
00:18:22Ms. Rose got home safely, but some guy was pushing her around.
00:18:25What? Who was it?
00:18:27I didn't get a good look at them. They went into the house together.
00:18:31Look, she's obviously after you. Why don't you just fire her?
00:18:34We need her expertise. And as her professor, I better keep a good eye on her.
00:18:39Nice excuse.
00:18:41Uh, look into her supposed husband, okay?
00:18:44I miss my parents. Can you sleep with me tonight?
00:18:54Mia, you're divorcing after you graduate. Don't get any ideas. I'll come back in after your duress.
00:18:59Who was it?
00:19:02Mom!
00:19:03I won't let the real Mia take you away from me.
00:19:12Wait, Leo actually carried you into the house? He's totally in love with you!
00:19:15Congratulations in advance on graduating.
00:19:17It's him!
00:19:19Stay the fuck away from me, you're never going to happen.
00:19:24God, he's playing with me like a damn puppet.
00:19:27That is just like a man. To them, girls are easy come, easy go.
00:19:30It's textbook about the effect. I showed my hand too soon.
00:19:33Don't give up just yet. I think it's time for Plan B. The cold shoulder.
00:19:37Yeah, maybe he's just stubborn, you know? Here.
00:19:40Take this. It's the new monitor my department is developing.
00:19:43It shows the wearer's brainwaves and heartbeat.
00:19:45Yeah, I know exactly what to do.
00:19:48Leo Bryan, just you wait.
00:19:52All alone? Professor Bryan? All alone? Professor Bryan?
00:19:56You, uh, need something?
00:20:00I'm just wondering if you're eating alone.
00:20:03Well, I, uh, prefer to eat alone, but you are welcome to join.
00:20:07Oh, don't misunderstand. I just wanted to borrow this.
00:20:12You're not my type.
00:20:14Huh?
00:20:16Hello.
00:20:17Boys.
00:20:23What is going on over there?
00:20:27Unbelievable.
00:20:30Okay, nice job. Cut it out.
00:20:37No, thank you.
00:20:41Wait, how'd I do?
00:20:42Did you guys see his face?
00:20:44Prices!
00:20:45He's totally jealous.
00:20:46I'll take that.
00:20:47Thank you, thank you.
00:20:51Can feelings just disappear like that?
00:20:53What now?
00:20:54Why would Mia say I'm not her type?
00:20:57Looks like you care about her a little more than you should, professor.
00:21:00By the way, I found something in her husband.
00:21:04By the way, I found something in her husband.
00:21:07Seems like she's secretly married.
00:21:10Her classmates have no idea.
00:21:11We need a PI.
00:21:12She's too innocent.
00:21:13Some guy is going to end up tricking her.
00:21:15I heard a lot of guys at campus are after her too.
00:21:17She lives in a really sketchy area.
00:21:19Girls get around some bars there all the time.
00:21:22Professor!
00:21:23I need the afternoon off.
00:21:26Why?
00:21:27I have a date.
00:21:29With who?
00:21:31It's not really any of your business.
00:21:33Not happening.
00:21:34You're spending the afternoon with me, Miss Assistant.
00:21:40Plan B is a total success.
00:21:42Leo is taking me out to shop.
00:21:44Sorry.
00:21:45Who are you even talking to?
00:21:47It's private.
00:21:48What, are you spying on your assistant now?
00:21:49Never mind.
00:21:50Will you help me pick out something?
00:21:51I don't really know anything about this.
00:21:55What is going on over there?
00:22:01Unbelievable.
00:22:03Okay, nice job.
00:22:04You can cut it out.
00:22:23Wait.
00:22:24How did I do?
00:22:25Did you guys see his face?
00:22:27He's totally jealous.
00:22:29I'll take that.
00:22:30Great performance.
00:22:37Can feelings just disappear like that?
00:22:40What now?
00:22:41Why would Mia say I love her type?
00:22:45Looks like you care about her a little more than you should, professor.
00:22:51By the way, I found something in her husband.
00:22:56By the way, I found something in her husband.
00:22:58Seems like she's secretly married.
00:22:59The classmates have no idea.
00:23:00We need a PI.
00:23:01She's too innocent.
00:23:02Some guy is going to end up tricking her.
00:23:03I heard a lot of guys at campus are after her too.
00:23:04She lives in a really sketchy area.
00:23:05Girls get her on some bars there all the time.
00:23:06Professor.
00:23:07I need the afternoon off.
00:23:08Why?
00:23:09Why?
00:23:10I have a date.
00:23:11With who?
00:23:12It's not really any of your business.
00:23:13It's not happening.
00:23:14You're spending the afternoon with me.
00:23:15Miss.
00:23:16It's not happening.
00:23:17You're spending the afternoon with me.
00:23:18Miss.
00:23:19It's not happening.
00:23:20You're spending the afternoon with me.
00:23:21Miss.
00:23:22Plan B is a total.
00:23:25No, I'm not staying in the middle with you.
00:23:27Nothing.
00:23:28I have a date.
00:23:29I have a date.
00:23:30And I have a date.
00:23:31I have a date.
00:23:32And I have a date.
00:23:33You haven't said, oh no.
00:23:34I have a date.
00:23:35I have a date.
00:23:36I have a date.
00:23:37I have a date.
00:23:38I have a date.
00:23:39I have a date with you.
00:23:40And after that date you're getting a date.
00:23:41With who?
00:23:42Plan B is a total success. Leo is taking me out to shop.
00:23:56Sorry.
00:23:58Who are you even talking to?
00:24:00It's private. What, are you spying on your assistant now?
00:24:04Never mind. Will you help me pick out something? I don't really know anything about this.
00:24:12Yeah, nice. Go ahead, put them on.
00:24:20Really?
00:24:20Yeah.
00:24:24How'd you know it's my birthday?
00:24:26Wait, tomorrow is your birthday, too?
00:24:29Mm-hmm.
00:24:30The same name, hometown, and birthday? Way too many coincidences.
00:24:36Mia, I think...
00:24:38These are gorgeous.
00:24:40Are they actually for me?
00:24:43Oh, no. Sorry, I...
00:24:46I wanted your help to pick something out for someone else.
00:24:49If I didn't know any better, I'd think this Mia was my wife.
00:24:53Sorry, uh, my mistake.
00:24:59Crap.
00:25:00Is he interested in someone else?
00:25:02Pick up the pace, Mia.
00:25:04Mia.
00:25:05Here.
00:25:06I mean, you look beautiful, you know.
00:25:11Whoa.
00:25:14Why'd you get me such an expensive gift?
00:25:16Uh, well, because you're my assistant, of course.
00:25:21I mean, you have to look good.
00:25:23Otherwise, people would call me a bad boss.
00:25:29Here.
00:25:31Take this fitness bracelet as a thanks.
00:25:36Uh, thanks.
00:25:37Hey, what's up?
00:25:49Yeah, I'll meet you at the bar tonight.
00:25:51Okay, bye.
00:25:53Who are you going out with?
00:25:55I'm off the clock.
00:25:56Okay.
00:25:57Don't worry about it, boss.
00:25:58Yeah?
00:25:59Well, this is a really sketchy area.
00:26:01It goes down and has some bars there all the time.
00:26:04Well, guess what?
00:26:05You can't, okay?
00:26:06Don't you know?
00:26:07It's dangerous to go out to some bar with some random guy at night.
00:26:10What?
00:26:11Do you like me or something?
00:26:15You're jealous.
00:26:19You're jealous.
00:26:21Admit it.
00:26:24Listen to me.
00:26:26You're not going tonight.
00:26:28You are going right to the lab to process some of my data.
00:26:33I need it ASAP.
00:26:43Leo's gonna beg for forgiveness when he sees this data.
00:26:50No.
00:26:51No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:26:53Oh, I didn't save it yet.
00:26:55I can't get to break.
00:26:57Power's out in the lab.
00:26:58Is Mia still there?
00:26:59No, wait.
00:27:00You can't leave.
00:27:01It's my birthday.
00:27:02Something came up.
00:27:03A present's on the table.
00:27:04What?
00:27:05No, wait.
00:27:06Mia, she's ruining everything.
00:27:09What?
00:27:18Oh, God.
00:27:20Professor?
00:27:22Are you okay?
00:27:24Oh, yeah.
00:27:25I'm sorry.
00:27:27Oh.
00:27:28Oh.
00:27:29Oh.
00:27:30Oh.
00:27:31Oh.
00:27:32Oh.
00:27:33Oh.
00:27:34Oh.
00:27:35God.
00:27:36Professor?
00:27:37Are you okay?
00:27:38Yeah.
00:27:39I'm sorry.
00:27:40Oh.
00:27:41Oh.
00:27:42Sorry about that.
00:27:43Come here.
00:27:44Are you okay, Mia?
00:27:46Yeah.
00:27:48Yeah.
00:27:49But you're kind of crushing me.
00:27:51I'm sorry.
00:27:54Aluminol test.
00:27:57What?
00:27:58Hydrogen peroxide mixes with the alkaline solution, oxidizing with iron to produce-
00:28:04Okay, wait, wait, wait.
00:28:05Sorry.
00:28:06Explain it to me like I'm fine.
00:28:08Take us for a second.
00:28:13Before you even knew it, you reacted.
00:28:16See?
00:28:20Looks like a galaxy, right?
00:28:22Yeah.
00:28:24It really...
00:28:26It really does.
00:28:28Looks like your heart's racing.
00:28:45Oh.
00:28:46Must be broken.
00:28:47Or something.
00:28:48I...
00:28:49Oh.
00:28:50Wow.
00:28:51Look.
00:28:52I'm in there.
00:28:53Happy birthday.
00:28:55You worked so hard today.
00:28:57You should make a wish.
00:29:00Wow.
00:29:04It's too bad to start right now.
00:29:08One sec.
00:29:13Mia?
00:29:18How's that for a star?
00:29:20So pretty.
00:29:23Hello.
00:29:27I haven't really seen stars since my parents passed.
00:29:46Thank you, Professor Brian.
00:29:48That's my pleasure.
00:29:50Thank you for joining us.
00:29:51It's my pleasure.
00:29:56Thank you for joining us.
00:30:18.
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00:31:42Oh, Anson, I...
00:31:43.
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00:31:54Mr. Bryan, are you playing favorites with your knees?
00:31:57.
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00:32:28Can you give these divorce papers to my husband if they ask me?
00:32:33Can you stop rushing me?
00:32:37Alright, I'm heading out.
00:32:40Wait, I feel like you've changed.
00:32:44I'm really worried. Can I meet your boyfriend sometime?
00:32:49Can you stop bossing me around?
00:32:52God, do I have to follow you around like a puppy dog forever?
00:32:56I didn't...
00:32:58Ever since we were kids, it's always been about you.
00:33:02You're so fucking fake.
00:33:06God!
00:33:15Are you helping her?
00:33:17It looks really expensive.
00:33:23Anson, where is the car?
00:33:26Hey, cutie.
00:33:28Care to pick me up?
00:33:30Uh, I was around.
00:33:32I was around?
00:33:34Oh.
00:33:36Mia, what's wrong?
00:33:37I'm not feeling good. Let's go.
00:33:42Professor Bryan?
00:33:44Mia, what are you doing here?
00:33:46Oh, I'm looking for my friend. She dropped this.
00:33:58Ugh. Sorry. I have to go. Bye.
00:34:02I have to go.
00:34:08So, uh...
00:34:10She had the necklace I gave you.
00:34:13How do you know her?
00:34:15Um, high school.
00:34:18We had the same name, so obviously we were friends.
00:34:21Oh, Mr. Bryan's assistants have the same name too.
00:34:24Of course it is.
00:34:25Of course it is.
00:34:28Why were you hiring me?
00:34:30Um, she wanted to borrow some money, so...
00:34:33I'm not interested.
00:34:35She's crazy.
00:34:36We need to stay far away from her.
00:34:38Well...
00:34:40I actually know her.
00:34:41And from what you're saying, it hardly sounds like you all are friends.
00:34:50I saw the difference between me.
00:34:54Mia, Rose?
00:34:56I'm your mother-in-law!
00:35:01Sweetheart, I heard you want a divorce.
00:35:04That's... true.
00:35:06But... you don't need to worry about me.
00:35:12Oh.
00:35:14My son gave you that, right?
00:35:16No.
00:35:17It's my friend Lily's.
00:35:19What?
00:35:20That's impossible.
00:35:22I helped him pick it out myself.
00:35:24I'm positive.
00:35:26Lily accepted a gift from him?
00:35:29Mia, I promised your mom I would take care of you.
00:35:32Please, call my son.
00:35:36The clock's ticking.
00:35:37How's the experiment coming?
00:35:38Well, this graph shows time and location with the subject.
00:35:39With his heart rate fluctuations visible...
00:35:40Get to the point.
00:35:42We kissed.
00:35:43And his heart rate hit 130.
00:35:44And?
00:35:45I mean, give me a million in research grants and I'd hit 132.
00:35:49What else do you mean?
00:35:50I don't know.
00:35:51I don't know.
00:35:52A recording of him saying he loves you?
00:35:53What?
00:35:54Who's in love with Mia?
00:35:55Who says they're in love with Mia?
00:35:56Uh, she's got a new admirer.
00:35:57We should congratulate her.
00:35:58And, uh, who might this be?
00:35:59I have no idea.
00:36:00My office.
00:36:01Now.
00:36:02Am I just here so that you can watch me work?
00:36:09It's all right.
00:36:27Am I just here so that you can watch me work?
00:36:32Well, just so you know, we're holding a launch for the new AI next week, and after that, I'm leaving.
00:36:39What?
00:36:41Don't worry about your credits, Mia. You've been a great assistant.
00:36:46Is he really leaving?
00:36:50He wants Leo to admit that he loves you?
00:36:55That old fart is playing match, mate.
00:36:59But he leaves so soon. Do you have enough time?
00:37:04Never fear. David is here.
00:37:09Step 12 in Mia's Guide to Romance.
00:37:14Make your target jealous? Come on!
00:37:19We need to put this plan into action.
00:37:22Time to put this plan into action.
00:37:25We need the perfect rivalry for Leo.
00:37:31We need to flirt so much that it makes everyone sick.
00:37:48What? How?
00:37:50And, uh, that's all I have. So thank you all for a productive day. Class dismissed.
00:37:57Class dismissed.
00:38:09How's it going, baby boo thing?
00:38:11Want me to go grab lunch?
00:38:16She can't with you. She's, uh, she's going to the library. With me. So.
00:38:25Um, well, I'm actually kind of busy.
00:38:31Yeah, we got, uh, some studying and, uh, reading to get done. So.
00:38:38I can't get over Helm Gorgon's war.
00:38:54I feel the same way about you. You're so thoughtful and open and kind and fashionable and...
00:39:09Too slow. It's time for the final blow.
00:39:13Don't you dare.
00:39:20Can't you tell? She's not even into you.
00:39:23Leo!
00:39:24Get real!
00:39:25I have the code to her house. Yeah, that's how close we are. Close, close.
00:39:31Is that true?
00:39:33Yeah.
00:39:35Fine.
00:39:37Do whatever you want.
00:39:45What?
00:39:46Did we just screw up?
00:39:48No. Don't worry.
00:39:50We still have Plan B.
00:39:54And...
00:39:56I don't know. There we go.
00:39:59Yeah.
00:40:02David was telling the truth.
00:40:05I've been spotted at her house.
00:40:08Is he her husband?
00:40:10No. PI's still investigating.
00:40:12Hey!
00:40:13Mr, uh, Professor.
00:40:15Sir.
00:40:16Fancy a game?
00:40:22You're on!
00:40:23Not enough people for doubles.
00:40:26Wanna be my cheerleader, Mia?
00:40:29I can play.
00:40:31Professor Bryan.
00:40:32Two on two.
00:40:34Let's do this.
00:40:35Let's do this.
00:40:53Die!
00:40:55Shit.
00:40:56He's pissed.
00:40:58Joe!
00:40:59I got him, Mia!
00:41:00Oh!
00:41:01Oh!
00:41:02Oh!
00:41:03Oh!
00:41:04Are you okay?
00:41:05I'm fine.
00:41:06I can be fine.
00:41:07Oh!
00:41:08Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:41:09No, no, no.
00:41:10Don't move, okay?
00:41:11You hurt your foot.
00:41:12Is it this one?
00:41:13Oh!
00:41:14Oh!
00:41:15Oh!
00:41:16Oh!
00:41:17Oh!
00:41:18Oh!
00:41:19Oh!
00:41:20Oh!
00:41:21Oh!
00:41:22Oh!
00:41:23Oh!
00:41:24Oh!
00:41:25Oh!
00:41:26Oh!
00:41:27Easy to this one, okay?
00:41:28Yeah.
00:41:29This one.
00:41:30This one.
00:41:31Can I go okay?
00:41:32table.
00:41:33Okay.
00:41:34Well not okay.
00:41:35That one of them.
00:41:37Gosh, I got you.
00:41:41Yay.
00:41:44If I'd done known, he was gonna do that I would've fallen too.
00:41:47No fucking-
00:41:48Leave it to the pros.
00:41:49You can.
00:41:50No one likes you.
00:41:55It's gonna be cold, okay?
00:41:57Don't move.
00:41:59There we go.
00:42:01It's all right.
00:42:03It's all right.
00:42:05I'll be gentle.
00:42:07So, that David seems quite the player, huh?
00:42:13I thought you wanted my assistant.
00:42:16You wanted my assistant.
00:42:20It's okay. I'll get it.
00:42:30I finally took the leap, but...
00:42:37Oh, sorry. Do you mind getting that?
00:42:39Might be answering.
00:42:41Leo, why aren't you answering?
00:42:45Oh, sorry. The signal's bad.
00:42:48I think it's your mom.
00:42:53Leo, your wife and I are going to dinner tonight. You're coming.
00:42:57Wait, you and Mia? No, I can't. Tonight, I'm busy.
00:43:01Okay, great, hon. We'll see you there.
00:43:15Professor, are you good at all?
00:43:17All right. I'll take you home.
00:43:20Here we go.
00:43:23There you go.
00:43:29Hold up.
00:43:30Wait. You also live here?
00:43:32Yeah. I used to live with a friend, but...
00:43:35Do you know the other Mia?
00:43:37What?
00:43:38Oh, sorry.
00:43:39Oh, sorry.
00:43:49So, who is David to you?
00:43:52I've known him forever. He's like family to me.
00:43:55Got it.
00:43:56You know, I actually have to go do something.
00:43:59He seems... upset.
00:44:01Yeah.
00:44:02I'm sorry.
00:44:16My son stood us up.
00:44:20It's okay. Don't worry about it.
00:44:33Phew.
00:44:34Now I don't have to explain why I had Lily pretend to be me.
00:44:37You were all alone at your wedding a year ago.
00:44:40He missed it because he was on a humanitarian trip overseas.
00:44:44I understand.
00:44:45Why don't you give him another chance?
00:44:48He's working at your school now.
00:44:50Maybe it's fate.
00:44:52What?
00:44:53Really?
00:44:58That is a powerhouse of this show, right?
00:45:01That really is a scum.
00:45:04Oh!
00:45:06So what's going on here, then?
00:45:09Oh, hey!
00:45:11What the hell are you doing here?
00:45:13Do you actually like Mia?
00:45:15Yeah.
00:45:16Yeah.
00:45:17Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
00:45:19Treat her better.
00:45:21Or I'll make sure you regret it.
00:45:28Huh?
00:45:29Huh?
00:45:30What did he say about Mia?
00:45:33I don't know.
00:45:35Let's...
00:45:36Let's finish this party at Mia's house.
00:45:39Yeah!
00:45:40Yeah!
00:45:43Professor!
00:45:44What are you doing here?
00:45:46Look, I need you to stay away from David, okay?
00:45:49He's not a good guy!
00:45:51I'm serious!
00:45:53You're wasted!
00:45:59What happened?
00:46:00Look!
00:46:01He's playing you!
00:46:02Yeah!
00:46:03I know!
00:46:04What?
00:46:05What?
00:46:06They always get drunk and crash at my place.
00:46:09Okay, you are way too forgiving.
00:46:12They've always been good to me, so...
00:46:14I just deal with it.
00:46:17I can't help worrying about her.
00:46:21Mia?
00:46:22I can't help you!
00:46:23But hey...
00:46:24Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:46:25Uh!
00:46:26Uh!
00:46:27Uh!
00:46:28Uh!
00:46:29Oh!
00:46:30Uh!
00:46:31Uh!
00:46:32Uh!
00:46:33Uh!
00:46:34Uh!
00:46:35Uh, uh!
00:46:36Uh!
00:46:37Uh!
00:46:38Uh!
00:46:39Uh!
00:46:40Uh!
00:46:41Uh!
00:46:42Uh!
00:46:43Uh!
00:46:44Uh!
00:46:45Uh!
00:46:46Uh!
00:46:47Then start acting like my professor.
00:46:53I'm sorry.
00:46:58Why am I disappointed?
00:47:01I don't have feelings for him.
00:47:03Right?
00:47:08Leo, I've been waiting forever.
00:47:10I'm sorry, I missed dinner with my mom.
00:47:13I had dinner with your mom?
00:47:15Of course, I had dinner with your mom.
00:47:19It was great.
00:47:22Such that you were there.
00:47:23Great job.
00:47:25Yeah, she's always one of that ring.
00:47:27Ring?
00:47:29What ring?
00:47:31The one that you traded with your mom.
00:47:35Right.
00:47:44Lily?
00:47:45What's wrong?
00:47:47I need to borrow something.
00:47:52What?
00:47:53Did your mom leave you a ring?
00:48:01It's just that my boyfriend says I'm bleeding him dry, and I just want to scare him a little bit.
00:48:08It was my mom's.
00:48:11I'm sorry.
00:48:12I can lend you anything else.
00:48:15Please.
00:48:20Okay, it's over.
00:48:22How about...
00:48:23How about...
00:48:24How about...
00:48:24some...
00:48:27alcohol.
00:48:29Yeah.
00:48:30Good.
00:48:31Yeah.
00:48:31Yeah.
00:48:42Okay, girl.
00:48:43You okay?
00:48:45Okay.
00:48:45This hangover never ends.
00:49:13I don't even remember what happened.
00:49:17Leo thought you guys were messing with me, so he got you.
00:49:22Well, did he at least admit that he loved you?
00:49:26Nope.
00:49:29I gotta get to the lab.
00:49:33Don't worry. We'll come up with a new plan.
00:49:37Tonight.
00:49:39Sounds good.
00:49:41Feel better.
00:49:44Hey, Mia said I could sell all her furniture online as thanks for helping her out.
00:49:5070-30 split if we sell our shit?
00:49:53Deal.
00:49:54Yeah.
00:49:56Nice.
00:49:58Let's go.
00:50:02Are they backstabbing Mia again?
00:50:08Professor?
00:50:09Mm-hmm. Come on.
00:50:11Cancel any plans you have.
00:50:13You're coming to MIT with me tonight for a seminar.
00:50:15Everything's so last minute with you.
00:50:17I have a life too, you know.
00:50:20Stop meddling.
00:50:22Why am I so pissed off?
00:50:24He always gets me heated.
00:50:26Are you?
00:50:31Are you in love with her?
00:50:34No.
00:50:35No.
00:50:36She's right.
00:50:37She's just my student.
00:50:46Hey!
00:50:47Yay!
00:50:48Let's go!
00:50:49Let's go!
00:50:50Let's go!
00:50:51Let's go!
00:50:52Yes!
00:50:57Here you go!
00:50:58Thank you!
00:50:59Cheers!
00:51:00Oh shit!
00:51:01Oh shit!
00:51:02Oh my!
00:51:03Oh my god!
00:51:04Oh shit!
00:51:05Oh shit!
00:51:06Oh shit!
00:51:07Oh shit!
00:51:08Oh shit!
00:51:09I'm so sorry!
00:51:11You know what?
00:51:12Don't even worry about it.
00:51:14We're gonna get our revenge.
00:51:16After we get dressed.
00:51:18Yeah.
00:51:19Alright.
00:51:20Yeah.
00:51:21Okay.
00:51:22Sorry.
00:51:32Professor Bryan?
00:51:37Professor Bryan?
00:51:38Are you dumb?
00:51:39Did you come here to insult me?
00:51:41What the fuck?
00:51:42Get out!
00:51:43You know, you are way too naive for someone with a master's in psych.
00:51:46What are you talking about?
00:51:48David and Helen are in there, right?
00:51:50Yeah?
00:51:51And?
00:51:58Hey!
00:52:00Uh, Nancy.
00:52:02Meeting you here.
00:52:06Time to fess up.
00:52:07This is too far.
00:52:08No!
00:52:09Just let him misunderstand and admit his feelings for you.
00:52:11Actually, they were just-
00:52:13Oh no!
00:52:14Uh, they, they found us out!
00:52:16Oh, they did.
00:52:17Oh!
00:52:18I, I will never let them take you from me.
00:52:23What?
00:52:26Ow!
00:52:27Oh!
00:52:28Oh my god!
00:52:30Ow!
00:52:31Oh!
00:52:32Okay.
00:52:33Okay.
00:52:34Alright.
00:52:35Here.
00:52:36Okay.
00:52:37Oh.
00:52:38I hope I didn't get my ass kicked for nothing.
00:52:41You know, she owes us big time.
00:52:43Right, Helen?
00:52:45Right?
00:52:47Why are you being so quiet?
00:52:48Who said you could kiss me?
00:52:49Oh!
00:52:50Ah!
00:52:51Oh!
00:52:52Oh!
00:52:53Oh!
00:52:54Oh!
00:52:55Oh!
00:52:56Where?
00:52:57I can't see!
00:52:58Where's my other eye?
00:52:59Where are you going?
00:53:01So you followed me because you were worried about me?
00:53:05You were right.
00:53:07I need to be more honest.
00:53:11By the way, I've been meaning to ask, what is this placelet actually for?
00:53:16It detects your heart rate.
00:53:19Oh!
00:53:20So you gave it to me on purpose.
00:53:24How about a cup of coffee?
00:53:31Shit.
00:53:32I can't even see our plan.
00:53:34No!
00:53:35Oh!
00:53:55Professor Bryan.
00:53:58Call me Leo.
00:54:01Maybe this could be dangerous.
00:54:05I think we've already crossed that line.
00:54:09What are you saying?
00:54:11I'm saying...
00:54:13I can't keep my eyes off of you.
00:54:16I worry about you all day.
00:54:19Why?
00:54:25I don't need your sympathy.
00:54:30I don't know.
00:54:33I don't need you so much.
00:54:37Why?
00:54:38You're going out.
00:54:43Benjamin?
00:54:44Can I get a little time?
00:55:1024 days.
00:55:11Is that enough?
00:55:14It's oddly specific.
00:55:17I just can't wait.
00:55:21Look, I need to handle something first.
00:55:27What is it?
00:55:29I'm actually married.
00:55:32I'm actually married.
00:55:35Look, my parents set it up.
00:55:37If I'd known he was married, I never would have gone after him.
00:55:41Look, I swear, I haven't even touched her, and I'll handle it as soon as possible.
00:55:48It's too late.
00:55:50Get out.
00:55:54Go.
00:55:54Sorry, sent the wrong picture.
00:56:08This is my son.
00:56:09Let's go diving sometime.
00:56:12He looks so familiar.
00:56:13I'm on a wilderness safari.
00:56:20Leave a message if you need anything.
00:56:22You want a divorce?
00:56:33I should never have asked you to move in.
00:56:36Here.
00:56:39Take this as an apology.
00:56:40You know, I'm not really feeling good.
00:56:46Maybe we can talk about this later.
00:56:49What?
00:56:49Oh!
00:56:50Can we just stay like this forever?
00:56:57You know, it's almost my parents' death anniversary, so...
00:57:09I've made up my mind.
00:57:11Well, I'm not leaving!
00:57:13Then I'm leaving.
00:57:18Hey, Mia, look.
00:57:19About the press conference.
00:57:21Who again?
00:57:21Okay.
00:57:27So, what do you want for me?
00:57:33Well, we both hate Mia, right?
00:57:37Yeah.
00:57:38Bitch took my spot on Professor Brian's project team.
00:57:42Yeah, not to mention she's a homewrecker.
00:57:45She really is a bitch.
00:57:47Mm-hmm.
00:57:48So, how about some revenge?
00:57:53Let's take her down.
00:57:55What's the plan?
00:58:14Um, sorry.
00:58:15Here's the press conference.
00:58:21Professor, what's your wife like?
00:58:23She's nothing to me.
00:58:25Then why'd you marry her?
00:58:27Look, Mia, I'm sorry.
00:58:29If I kill this press conference, can you promise me one thing?
00:58:34What?
00:58:34Promise me I get to meet your wife.
00:58:38Promise me I get to meet your wife.
00:58:39You really want to meet her?
00:58:41I'm going to make this the best press conference anyone's ever seen.
00:58:47All right.
00:58:48I promise.
00:58:49I promise.
00:58:53I promise.
00:58:54I promise.
00:58:55I promise.
00:58:56I promise.
00:58:57I promise.
00:58:58What?
00:58:59That guy looks exactly like Leo.
00:59:00Does Leo have a twin or something?
00:59:01Wait.
00:59:02Did Lily give your husband your divorce papers?
00:59:05Nope.
00:59:06She's been avoiding Lily.
00:59:07Maybe Lily's new boy toy is your husband.
00:59:12Shh.
00:59:13Honestly, I wouldn't have been a pastor.
00:59:15No way.
00:59:16We've been friends forever.
00:59:17Yeah.
00:59:19I really need to focus on this press conference.
00:59:22How do you know what I'm supposed to be?
00:59:24What?
00:59:25What's wrong?
00:59:26OMG.
00:59:27Someone's calling me a homewrecker on the campus forum.
00:59:31Shit.
00:59:32No one's going to take her side now.
00:59:34What?
00:59:35It's true.
00:59:36Look at it.
00:59:37What should we do?
00:59:38Need some help?
00:59:39I have lots of connections.
00:59:54Why would you help me?
00:59:56I have a condition, of course.
00:59:58I'm so sorry.
00:59:59Spit it out.
01:00:01Putting a good word with me with Professor Bryan?
01:00:03I'm going to be with you.
01:00:05I'm going to be with her.
01:00:06a bar it's not just a bar the owner has a lot of clout around here
01:00:18yeah you can't trust her she has a condition
01:00:22suit yourself it's your funeral
01:00:25i wonder what her condition is
01:00:36where's the owner chill she'll be here soon
01:00:42here have a drink
01:01:06one skank sign sealed delivered we good
01:01:19i can't get a hold of mia should i push back the meeting hold on
01:01:32she wouldn't blow this off i believe in her
01:01:36mia's not answering her phone she's at the sunset bar
01:01:39it's a real sketchy place i heard the owner
01:01:42shady as hell too
01:01:45figure out where mia's phone is
01:01:47wait mr bryant
01:01:57who the hell are you i don't think so buddy
01:02:01what
01:02:08mia
01:02:14he's cool he's cool
01:02:16mia are you alright
01:02:17i'm totally fine
01:02:19why did i hear a wick prank
01:02:21i'm teaching them a lesson
01:02:24what
01:02:25what
01:02:26i'm teaching them a lesson
01:02:28uh what
01:02:29i'm teaching them a lesson
01:02:31and you know your style
01:02:41was this hottie a tough nutcrack
01:02:44nothing i could handle
01:02:48i retired from the shady shit a long time ago
01:02:52i'm just wanting to settle down now
01:02:54mia just happens to be an expert
01:02:56and we asked for her advice
01:02:59what
01:03:00what
01:03:01what
01:03:02what
01:03:03what
01:03:04what
01:03:06what
01:03:08what
01:03:09what
01:03:10what
01:03:11what
01:03:13what
01:03:15what
01:03:16I'm so glad you're okay.
01:03:46I was so worried about it last year.
01:03:57I was so glad you're okay.
01:04:16I was so glad you're okay.
01:04:46I was so glad you're okay.
01:05:16I...
01:05:18I...
01:05:20I should go.
01:05:22I'll see you later.
01:05:28I'll see you later.
01:05:30I'll see you later.
01:05:32I'll see you later.
01:05:36I'll see you later.
01:05:38I'll see you later.
01:05:42I'll see you later.
01:05:44I'll see you later.
01:05:46I'll see you later.
01:05:48I'll see you later.
01:05:54I'll see you later.
01:05:56Hey, where's Mia?
01:05:58I'll see you later.
01:06:00I'll see you later.
01:06:02I'll see you later.
01:06:04I'll see you later.
01:06:10I'll see you later.
01:06:14I'll see you later.
01:06:16I mean, you're absolutely stunning.
01:06:21I'm kind of nervous.
01:06:23I've been memorizing my speech all day.
01:06:26Mia, the seats are still empty.
01:06:29Don't worry.
01:06:30I got it covered.
01:06:31That dress is incredible.
01:06:48My new boyfriend bought it for me.
01:06:51All thanks to you, Professor Rose.
01:06:54Well, thanks so much for coming.
01:06:56I have some other people coming later.
01:06:59Do we even have seats?
01:07:01Oh, leave it to me.
01:07:05Humans crave intimacy, but it can be hard to express ourselves.
01:07:10The Brian Group's AI uses emotional computing to expand the limits of virtual companionship.
01:07:18I can't believe I did it.
01:07:24You were so great up there.
01:07:26And I'm going to keep my promise.
01:07:28Please welcome Mr. Leo Brian, the CEO of Brian Group.
01:07:32Leo Brian and Mia Roams.
01:07:50Is this my husband?
01:07:52Lily?
01:07:56Lily?
01:07:57What are you doing here?
01:08:00Hi, everyone.
01:08:02I'd like to introduce myself.
01:08:05I'm Leo's wife.
01:08:06What are you doing?
01:08:08How long are you going to hide me for?
01:08:10Stop!
01:08:11No!
01:08:12Let go of me!
01:08:13Stop!
01:08:14Get her out of here.
01:08:15No!
01:08:15No!
01:08:15No!
01:08:15No!
01:08:16No!
01:08:16No!
01:08:16No!
01:08:17No!
01:08:17No!
01:08:18No!
01:08:18No!
01:08:19Where's Mia?
01:08:20Leah just ran out!
01:08:26Why did Lily lie to me?
01:08:35Well, you're useless as ever.
01:08:37Mom's a crybaby, always a crybaby.
01:08:40Really?
01:08:41Well, I guess I should thank you.
01:08:44Leo and I really hit it off.
01:08:46And I moved in with him.
01:08:49What?
01:08:50You know him.
01:08:51Super icy.
01:08:52But not with me, of course.
01:08:55But you're ruining everything.
01:08:57Why didn't you tell me earlier?
01:09:00Give him any feelings.
01:09:02But he said he'd get rid of you, so...
01:09:05I know, Leo.
01:09:07He would never.
01:09:10Really?
01:09:10Really?
01:09:11Well, let's just wait and see who he chooses.
01:09:14What?
01:09:14What?
01:09:22Come on, Mia.
01:09:22Where'd you go?
01:09:24Where'd you go?
01:09:24Where'd you go?
01:09:24Where'd you go?
01:09:28Why did you crash our press conference?
01:09:31Come closer and I'll tell ya.
01:09:33Did you just do that on purpose?
01:09:45Yeah.
01:09:46And?
01:09:47If I can't have you, no one can.
01:09:51Mia!
01:09:51The final step in Mia's guide to romance, an avoidant attachment style can protect you from getting hurt.
01:10:14Mia!
01:10:15Mia, look.
01:10:16I'm sorry, okay?
01:10:17Look, nothing happened.
01:10:19Please, please, just...
01:10:20Trust me.
01:10:21How can I earn your forgiveness?
01:10:22Leo, it's all my fault.
01:10:24Look, I...
01:10:25I...
01:10:26I...
01:10:27I...
01:10:28I...
01:10:29I...
01:10:30I...
01:10:31I...
01:10:32I...
01:10:33I...
01:10:34I...
01:10:35I...
01:10:36I...
01:10:37I...
01:10:38I...
01:10:39I...
01:10:40I...
01:10:41I...
01:10:42I...
01:10:43I...
01:10:44I'm not very good at expressing myself, so I kept ignoring all the feelings I had for you.
01:10:49I'm sorry.
01:10:50I started all this.
01:10:53But I...
01:10:54I...
01:10:55I just can't any longer.
01:10:57Look, you don't have to forgive me, but...
01:11:00I just need to make sure you're safe.
01:11:04I'm the worst.
01:11:05I had Lily pretend to be me.
01:11:13I...
01:11:14I...
01:11:15I...
01:11:16I...
01:11:17I...
01:11:18I need to come clean.
01:11:19I...
01:11:20I'm listening.
01:11:21I...
01:11:22I...
01:11:23I...
01:11:24I...
01:11:25I...
01:11:26I am so, so sorry.
01:11:27Hi.
01:11:28Professor Bryan, I...
01:11:29I...
01:11:30I need to come clean.
01:11:31I...
01:11:32I'm listening.
01:11:35This has been an experiment all along.
01:11:39An experiment?
01:11:40I use you as a guinea pig to support my research.
01:11:46Hey, stop messing around with me, okay?
01:11:48I planned everything from the beginning.
01:11:51This isn't a fitness tracker.
01:11:53It's...
01:11:54I've been recording data for me.
01:11:56I never really loved you.
01:11:58So...
01:12:00Now we're even.
01:12:02No, I...
01:12:03I don't believe you.
01:12:04My experiment is over.
01:12:06So we're over.
01:12:08Wait, wait, wait.
01:12:09Mia!
01:12:20You're keeping up on the experiment?
01:12:22Why?
01:12:23I can't do it.
01:12:25Worst case, I'll just graduate late.
01:12:28Graduate late?
01:12:29This isn't like you.
01:12:31I'm sorry I disappointed you, Professor.
01:12:36Mia, wait!
01:12:41Are you crying?
01:12:43What's wrong?
01:12:46Look, I...
01:12:47I've got to go soon.
01:12:48I'm going on a business trip abroad.
01:12:49Safe travels.
01:12:50Look, Mia, there's been something I've been meaning to tell you.
01:12:54Please, just listen.
01:12:59What's this?
01:13:01I know you have a wife, and I know that she's pregnant.
01:13:04Take care.
01:13:05No, I don't know.
01:13:06No, I don't know.
01:13:09I'm sorry.
01:13:11I don't know if somebody says she's pregnant.
01:13:14You better take care of her.
01:13:16Yeah, I don't know if I'm sorry.
01:13:18I covered all of it.
01:13:19I mean, I don't know if I was pregnant.
01:13:20Expose Lily for that bitch she is.
01:13:24Because we used to be friends.
01:13:26Not to mention, she's pregnant now.
01:13:32And how do you know it's Leo's?
01:13:37Whatever.
01:13:39Leo already left.
01:13:41He's dead to me.
01:13:47Hey, no more.
01:13:50Moping.
01:13:53Get your ass up.
01:13:54We're going to that graduation party.
01:14:02Well, Brian is here too?
01:14:08Ugh, at the halo effect again.
01:14:11Professor Brian is here.
01:14:13I heard he's a starry knight.
01:14:17Dumb name.
01:14:18Come on.
01:14:19It's school tradition.
01:14:20The student council picks a few knights.
01:14:22And whoever racks up the most cards gets to dance with them.
01:14:24Come on, it's fun.
01:14:26Mia, help me get some cards.
01:14:28What do you think?
01:14:29You'll see.
01:14:30Teach me how to kick my axe out.
01:14:31Teach me how to kick my axe out.
01:14:33Please.
01:14:34Teach me how to kick my axe out.
01:14:35Teach me how to kick my axe out.
01:14:36Teach me how to kick my axe out.
01:14:37Please.
01:14:38Teach me how to kick my axe out.
01:14:41Please.
01:14:46.
01:14:51Please welcome your Starry Nights.
01:15:04First up, we're auctioning off Sir Leo Bryan.
01:15:25Five, eight, ten, fifteen, twenty, all in.
01:15:36I'm out.
01:15:40Mia, why did you give up?
01:15:43I just want to forget all about this.
01:15:48Excuse me?
01:15:51Now you have this dance, by the way.
01:15:58Hi!
01:15:59Toodles.
01:16:00There you go.
01:16:03Hey.
01:16:05Wanna dance?
01:16:07Um, sorry friend, but um, she's taken.
01:16:13Bye Phil.
01:16:15Mia, even if you don't choose me, I'm not gonna give up.
01:16:20Professor Bryan, I bought you fair and square.
01:16:24Well then let me buy my own time bag.
01:16:27Here.
01:16:29May I have this dance?
01:16:33May I have this dance?
01:16:42Oh!
01:16:43I'm sorry.
01:16:44That's okay.
01:16:45That's alright.
01:16:46You can help me as much as you want.
01:16:48I'm the one who made you.
01:16:50Isn't it time to just end this?
01:16:54I know.
01:16:55Don't be so hasty, doctor.
01:16:58What do you mean?
01:17:00I know who you are.
01:17:01You've been really near.
01:17:03My dear.
01:17:04Look, I'll admit, having someone else pretend to be you, that's pretty creative.
01:17:11What?
01:17:12Mmm, it's a fragment.
01:17:13I'm just in check.
01:17:14The test was fake.
01:17:15Shhh.
01:17:16What?
01:17:17Come on.
01:17:18Let's go, Mrs. Bryan.
01:17:19Are you in a rush or something?
01:17:42I'm just trying to make up the lost time.
01:17:44We can't turn back time.
01:17:46So let's cherish every moment now.
01:18:03So tell me, what is this theory of our love?
01:18:09Let me run some calculations.
01:18:14And then?
01:18:19And then, say the magic words.
01:18:24I love you.
01:18:39I can skip.
01:18:41I'm curious.
01:18:42OK.
01:18:44Oh, you can't do this.
01:18:46You can't do this to me.
01:18:48Leo, your maid is kicking me out.
01:18:49I'm his mother, you little brat.
01:18:52Get out of here.
01:18:54No, Leo, Mia tricked me, too.
01:18:56Really?
01:18:58Is that why you stole her ring?
01:19:00I'm...
01:19:01Um...
01:19:03I think it's even more fun.
01:19:06her ring. Mia, I'm so sorry. Don't ever talk to me again. No, no. Hello? If you change
01:19:27your mind, you have three more days to submit your paper. Oh, where are you going? I have
01:19:34to revise my thesis. Congratulations, Dr. Rose. Thank you, Professor Hugo. Congratulations,
01:19:52baby. Looks like my experiment is over. True, but I'm not done with my research on just how
01:20:04much I love you. David, you know you actually still owe me something? Huh? Well, speak up
01:20:16before I get out of here. There. Now we're even. Helen! Wait. Research shows love is based on
01:20:30attraction, which can be scientifically enhanced. Mia Rose, most popular TA on campus. Too bad she said
01:20:42over heels for her husband. I don't stand a chance. But science can't replace real feelings. Mrs.
01:20:49Rose, is the data research based on your husband? What? Professor Hugo, didn't we agree to keep this
01:20:58all under wraps? Shit. Damn it. Leo's pissed, isn't he? Thank you, everyone.
01:21:10Leo? Are you here? What?
01:21:25What? You're just in time. Leo, did you do all of us? Even twin stars, of course, correctly.
01:21:36But the pool between us never even shifted. I, uh, I bought us two stars. You will never do
01:21:48alone again. You're alone again. You're a rose. Will you marry me? You're a rose. Will you marry me?
01:22:07Of course. Yes. You know, um, I should tell you, I didn't notice that whiteboard the very first time I came here.
01:22:33What? I'm just happy I was working here. Ugh. So you've been studying Mia's guide to romance? Well, I've done a bit of research myself.
01:22:47Hey. Why don't we go do something else? Nope. See, I have some academic issues to discuss. I've been wondering where it is when you want me to kiss you. Oh. And where next?
01:22:52Oh. Oh. Now. Oh, now, now, now, now,
01:23:17Oh, now, now, Dr. Rose, we need to take this experiment seriously.
01:23:33Why don't we take this discussion somewhere else?