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Justice League Dark
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00:00:00I'll see you next time.
00:00:30that's terrible some idiot just hit me do you realize how much this is going to cost
00:00:37not in money which i have plenty of but it
00:00:44get away from me get away
00:00:46help me someone help
00:00:57stay away what are you doing
00:01:16wonder woman save me save me from them
00:01:27from whom demons they're everywhere don't you see them
00:01:42i see only one
00:01:46i'll ask you one last time what did you do with my family
00:01:59steven it's me gloria i'm your wife these are our children
00:02:08you're not my family you killed them just like the others now it's your turn
00:02:16no one's dying here tonight it's not me you should be stopping it's them look at
00:02:29look at them
00:02:38it's just like the neighbors go to my shed you'll see i'm right
00:02:43what have you done
00:03:00what have you done
00:03:11let me help you
00:03:30it's not my fault
00:03:31i've given birth to the devil it's the devil
00:03:38you're tired give me the baby you don't want to hurt her
00:03:52it's not my fault
00:03:53I'm sorry.
00:04:23These crimes were committed by law-abiding citizens.
00:04:49They all claimed to have seen nightmare visions beforehand.
00:04:52Any clue what's causing it?
00:04:54No idea.
00:04:55The one we got feeling for Jordan, and it couldn't be some hairy-ass monster?
00:05:00The same pattern is repeating around the world, so there could be an overriding factor.
00:05:05Perhaps a paranormal element.
00:05:07Are you talking about magic?
00:05:09We've come up against magic before, Batman. Cersei, Trigon, Felix Faust.
00:05:14Even Shazam's powers are based in magic. With as much as you've seen, can you rule it out?
00:05:19The criminally insane don't need magic as an excuse. I recommend spending more time on the streets instead of flying over them.
00:05:28Hmm. He's even friendlier than they say.
00:05:32The criminally insane don't need magic.
00:05:34I'm trying to play a girl with a little lion in this world.
00:05:35I'm so much for you to cry.
00:05:36I'm so hungry.
00:05:37Hey, before you take a bus I can take a bus, I can take a bus.
00:05:39You can just pull the bus, and a bus.
00:05:41The town have road over the bus.
00:05:42There's no one for me to be a bus.
00:05:43It's not an accident.
00:05:44Theหนoo's who is, that he's running out?
00:05:45The morning bus opens.
00:07:16John Constantine. The man who perfected the bad idea. The only reason I came to this dung heap of a casino is to find a relic to keep that monster locked away forever.
00:07:27Boys, boys, you're boring me. Let's play, shall we?
00:07:46My luck's running as hard as me naughty bits.
00:07:53But our next group of friends is due to arrive. So, it's time to bust you out.
00:07:59Copperfield's coming. Presto chango. Woman in a box. In a box.
00:08:04Oh, he's classy. Unlike you.
00:08:09Are they implying David Copperfield, television magician, has true power?
00:08:14Owns a chain of islands and dated Claudia Schiffer. What do you think?
00:08:17No cards for me. And, oh, looks like you can't call my bet, Constantine. By my rules, you lose.
00:08:30I raise.
00:08:31With what? Your ratty soul ain't worth two bits.
00:08:35Not two bits.
00:08:36I'm betting the house. The house of mystery.
00:08:47And since I'm including everything inside, it looks like you're the one that can't call Abnegazar.
00:08:53Well, what do you say, boys?
00:08:55I like the action.
00:08:57Grab him and harm and torrent out.
00:09:02I like the core Marunasaur.
00:09:12I cool.
00:09:18Really? A chipped dreamstone?
00:09:21I'm out.
00:09:23Broken knickknacks for the house of mystery and its contents.
00:09:26Are you mad?
00:09:28I've got a working soul catcher.
00:09:31That's Orgid's ice spiker.
00:09:33Eh?
00:09:34And a garazi.
00:09:36So even if that very magical dreamstone doesn't work, it's still a big-ass ruby.
00:09:42That'd be a poor sport indeed if I didn't accept your fair wager.
00:09:53Now, that's a losing hand for the ages.
00:09:56Now, read them and...
00:09:59What?
00:10:01Do they have an eye doctor in hell?
00:10:04I'd make an appointment if I was you.
00:10:06Gah, you cheat it!
00:10:11Technically, we both cheated.
00:10:13I just did it better.
00:10:15I'll rip your bloody heart out!
00:10:17Sorry, mate.
00:10:18I'm using that.
00:10:19Gah!
00:10:20Gah!
00:10:36Situation here, Jason.
00:10:38It's time to call your better half.
00:10:39Sorry, John.
00:10:41You're on your own.
00:10:42I'm going to roast your nuts and feed them to you, Constantine!
00:10:56The Agatha control Axe-Yem is stemming!
00:11:04Gone.
00:11:05Gone.
00:11:05The fall of man.
00:11:07Alive's the demon, Etrigan!
00:11:10Once more, with words of metered rhyme, comes Etrigan the Slayer just in time.
00:11:21Easy now, brother.
00:11:23We're on the same side, right?
00:11:25Let's use our words.
00:11:28Are you having a laugh?
00:11:29We're the demons free.
00:11:31Kill everyone!
00:11:31You will pay, Constantine.
00:11:45Your soul will be ours.
00:11:47Get in line, you prats.
00:11:49Your ass is glass, Constantine.
00:12:03And we're the lawnmower!
00:12:08Since the battles fought and won, Jason blood with me is done.
00:12:19For 500 years, I've been bound to Etrigan, fighting to keep him from coming forth.
00:12:29And you force me to summon him?
00:12:31Everything got sorted.
00:12:33They could have gone on a killing spree.
00:12:36You don't think.
00:12:37You don't consider the cost.
00:12:39Yeah, I did.
00:12:40Weighted against my being eaten alive and thought, yeah, totally worth it.
00:12:46You're a world-class bastard, John.
00:12:49And for my finale,
00:13:18I will make this terrible trio of terrifying tanters vanish before your eyes.
00:13:28Here is tenap a la rapidez!
00:13:30I hope those elephants survived.
00:13:54You don't want Peeta on your back.
00:13:55You were assuming they were real in the first place.
00:14:01How are you, Bruce?
00:14:03I'm fine, Satana.
00:14:04Busy.
00:14:05You know where I can find John Constantine?
00:14:08No.
00:14:09You must have some idea.
00:14:11We don't keep in touch.
00:14:13I know you two have history, so I...
00:14:16Z!
00:14:20Batman needs to talk with John.
00:14:22You gotta come along too, it's important.
00:14:24Is that you, Boston?
00:14:26Yeah.
00:14:27Everything is...
00:14:28This, uh...
00:14:28Boy, this guy's mind is tough.
00:14:32Cal, hold!
00:14:33Yeah!
00:14:34Oh!
00:14:35What is going on?
00:14:40I'll tell you on the way to John's.
00:14:44Okay, but I call shotgun!
00:14:45I don't even think this kid could fit back here.
00:14:52Sorry, Boston, but life is for the living.
00:14:55Boston Brand.
00:14:56He was a circus performer.
00:14:58That man's heard of me?
00:14:59Sweet!
00:15:01Tell him I'm a fan of his, too.
00:15:02But, you know, be cool about it.
00:15:05Yeah, that's him.
00:15:07Ask him if he caught one of my shows.
00:15:09He was a trapeze artist who loved being famous.
00:15:12Especially with the ladies.
00:15:13Husbands, not so much.
00:15:16You're killing me.
00:15:17He had a knack for irritating the wrong people.
00:15:20Then, about five years ago, karma caught up with him.
00:15:27It was a weekend show.
00:15:29Full house.
00:15:31Boston was in the middle of his death-defying act when...
00:15:43He died.
00:16:03And that should have been that.
00:16:05But with Boston, things tend to get complicated.
00:16:08His spirit was called by the goddess Ramakushna.
00:16:15She took pity on him and gave him the power to possess the living so he could bring his killer and others to justice.
00:16:22Hey, I don't want to pray, but I'm good.
00:16:24Why did he feel the need to write on my walls like a child?
00:16:27Uh, yeah, he's sorry about that.
00:16:29Hmm.
00:16:31Where is this address?
00:16:33GPS doesn't seem especially useful tonight.
00:16:36It's not an address.
00:16:37The House of Mystery tends to move around.
00:16:40I didn't put the symbols in there for the GPS to find it.
00:16:44I wanted the house to come to us.
00:16:46Isidoro Prenumbra Delatorium.
00:16:50Savatos Divinar Vertex.
00:16:57Isidoro Prenumbra Delatorium.
00:17:01Savatos Divinar Vertex.
00:17:02Isidoro Prenumbra Delatorium.
00:17:16Isidoro Prenumbra Delatorium.
00:17:46Isidoro Prenumbra Delatorium.
00:17:59There!
00:18:07Into the house!
00:18:08Into the house!
00:18:16Zee, you all right?
00:18:23Yeah, as soon as you get off me.
00:18:25I should have known you were the reason I'm not back in London enjoying a pint.
00:18:29The house always did like you better.
00:18:32Odd trio for a road trip.
00:18:35To what do I owe the visit?
00:18:36The League thinks that a recent spike in homicides may have a magical cause.
00:18:43Told you something stinks.
00:18:44And now we know someone doesn't want us asking questions.
00:18:48Looks like you've cracked it wide open, mate.
00:18:50What did he say?
00:18:51Uh-uh. I'm not playing telephone between you two.
00:18:54Markito and Lumi, he saw this.
00:18:58We online?
00:19:01Great. Sorry about the Batmobile.
00:19:03I hope your insurance was paid up.
00:19:06What, is there even a policy for something like that?
00:19:10Hey, I told you not to do that, Orchid.
00:19:13Use a bloody door.
00:19:15I am glad to see you are well.
00:19:19How new is this one?
00:19:21Not what you think.
00:19:23It's the magic of the house.
00:19:25Decided it wanted to experience humanity and gave itself a body.
00:19:29It sure did.
00:19:30A spirit whose existence is not its own.
00:19:36Like myself.
00:19:38Interesting.
00:19:40Um, yeah.
00:19:42Yeah.
00:19:44Back.
00:19:45Dead smooth you are, mate.
00:19:48Hey, it's been a while, you know.
00:19:50Powerful in true magic.
00:19:55Angry at John.
00:19:58This I understand.
00:20:01Yet, you still have feelings for him.
00:20:05I could kill him.
00:20:06You exude pain.
00:20:17Your life is a patchwork of blackness with no time for joy.
00:20:22How do you cope with it?
00:20:26I have a butler.
00:20:27That was enlightening.
00:20:37Well, I guess we should have that chinwag about now.
00:20:43Demons!
00:20:43It's not!
00:20:44It can be birthed to the devil.
00:20:49It's the devil.
00:20:51Ramakushna says this will break down the walls between the planes.
00:20:54Even the afterlife will be affected.
00:20:56Yeah, it's dodgy, all right.
00:20:58I'll look into it.
00:20:59Meanwhile, the house will drop you wherever you'd like.
00:21:01Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:21:03Ramakushna says we have to work together.
00:21:04Come on!
00:21:05It's a dream team.
00:21:06You, me, Zatanna, Batman, maybe even the Justice League.
00:21:10The capes and tights crew.
00:21:12Useless against dark magic.
00:21:14That's why we need you.
00:21:16You can lead us.
00:21:18Boston, do I strike you as a team player?
00:21:20Much less a team leader.
00:21:22Point is, even deities can get it wrong.
00:21:26It's how we got the appendix Neanderthals and Reality TV.
00:21:29Zee, your help I could use.
00:21:32Okay, if we do it as a group.
00:21:35Ah, this is the monkey cage in Sumatra all over again.
00:21:40Ooh, we need to save the monkey, she said.
00:21:42You are such an ass.
00:21:45Oh, not the monkeys.
00:21:46Says the man who has Newcastle and a hundred other screw-ups on his resume, cuffing lives and souls.
00:21:53But not monkeys.
00:21:54You're still ready ahead of dead monkeys.
00:21:56You just have to make things...
00:21:58We're wasting time.
00:22:01He's dead and I accept the risks.
00:22:03So can we get to it?
00:22:05Or do you two need a timeout?
00:22:10Fine and dandy.
00:22:12Let's take a walk on the dark side then.
00:22:17Coming, team?
00:22:18Stop being a child and slow down.
00:22:27Where are we going?
00:22:29Richie's.
00:22:30Have you talked to him lately?
00:22:32I know he's pissed you don't have to remind me, love.
00:22:35It's on my CV, remember?
00:22:36No, really.
00:22:38Has he told you...
00:22:39Oh, no.
00:22:43He's dying.
00:22:45John Constantine.
00:22:47Purveyor of the dark arts and lifeline of last resort.
00:22:53No matter.
00:22:55Your friend's soul will be collected.
00:22:59And there's nothing you can do to alter that.
00:23:03Why don't you go do something useful?
00:23:06Like haunt a house.
00:23:08Who's he talking to now?
00:23:10Shrouds.
00:23:11They deliver souls to hell.
00:23:14They're drawn to you.
00:23:17Maybe it's a cologne, Batsy.
00:23:20This one has cheated us many times.
00:23:24It is vexing.
00:23:29Boo.
00:23:30This has been lovely.
00:23:33But it's time for you lot to bugger off.
00:23:36When the time comes, I'll be the one to collect your soul, Constantine.
00:23:42Yeah, yeah.
00:23:46I thought I felt a disturbance in the force.
00:23:51How you doing, Johnny boy?
00:23:54Zatanna?
00:23:56And Batman?
00:23:58Man, what the hell?
00:24:02I'll tell you everything inside, mate.
00:24:04Oh, you poor thing.
00:24:15Yeah, I may have lied the last time we talked about exactly how fast I'm sledding downhill.
00:24:22I'm sorry about that.
00:24:23But it means a lot you're here, John.
00:24:27And, hey, you don't have to say it.
00:24:29You, you're forgiven.
00:24:32Still wondering what Batman's doing in my living room.
00:24:35And when is he gonna shut up?
00:24:37Right?
00:24:38What?
00:24:40What?
00:24:40What's with the face?
00:24:44You're not here to say you're sorry, are you?
00:24:46Of course I am.
00:24:48But I was looking to borrow the Kishanti key as well.
00:24:53Unbelievable.
00:24:53I tried to tell him on the way.
00:24:56Yeah, it's not your fault, Z.
00:24:58Just like everything, this is Rockstar Johnny's fault.
00:25:02I was with you when it happened, Richie.
00:25:03We were side by side.
00:25:05Yeah, yeah, yeah, side by side.
00:25:08But I got the weird magical cancer while you, you added to your rep.
00:25:13Isn't that right?
00:25:13Look, me not making proper amends isn't related to the key, which, truth be told, you're not gonna need, mate.
00:25:20John!
00:25:27Getting that a lot lately.
00:25:29You can go screw yourself.
00:25:31I am not giving you crap.
00:25:32Your anger is understandable, but you need to reconsider.
00:25:36Innocent lives are at stake.
00:25:43Well, doctors say an upbeat attitude can help, so what I'll focus on today is that I met Batman.
00:25:57A force of good.
00:25:59It was also nice seeing you, Zatanna.
00:26:02Now, if you'll excuse me, you can show yourselves out.
00:26:13Father of the year.
00:26:40I'll need the gear now.
00:26:43How does this work?
00:26:46It's basically a magical shortcut.
00:26:48It lets me access different planes of existence without doing 20-odd hours of incantations.
00:26:52In this case, I'll poke around this poor sod's memories to see how his madness began.
00:26:59And more importantly, what caused it?
00:27:04What are you doing here?
00:27:06I'm calling security.
00:27:07I'll make sure the looky-loos stay out of our hair.
00:27:15Zee, give me a psychic shout if this body comes under attack.
00:27:19Wouldn't do to be trapped inside now.
00:27:20Wouldn't do to go in alone.
00:27:22And since I'm right here...
00:27:23Too dangerous.
00:27:25You're not out of practice, love.
00:27:27Look, you wanted me along.
00:27:29I'm here.
00:27:30I'm not waiting in the wings.
00:27:32Let's do this.
00:27:33Zee, you okay?
00:28:01I'm fine.
00:28:09I've never liked this sort of magic.
00:28:12I can feel darkness seeping inside me.
00:28:16How you stand it is beyond me.
00:28:18It's all about control.
00:28:20If you ever need a refresher.
00:28:22We've had this conversation.
00:28:24I haven't changed my mind.
00:28:25Sure, sit out the war between good and evil.
00:28:32After all, you got a good thing going being applauded by mindless twits.
00:28:35Really?
00:28:36Now?
00:28:37Good a time as ever, I reckon.
00:28:39I'll teach you to talk back!
00:28:41The magic I perform brings people happiness.
00:28:46Are you sure it's not the two drink minimum, love?
00:28:49You're such a pessimist.
00:28:51Wrong.
00:28:51I expect the worst.
00:28:53So I prepare for the worst.
00:28:54And when the worst happens, I'm ready.
00:28:57But my outlook doesn't alter the reality of the world.
00:29:00Steven, stop!
00:29:02Leave me alone.
00:29:04Another precious moment.
00:29:06There was joy, too.
00:29:08His madness swept it away.
00:29:13Crumbag de morto dashiki laprikin.
00:29:17Foranos de fecalor.
00:29:25Crumbag de morto dashiki laprikin.
00:29:29Foranos de fecalor.
00:29:32Crumbag de morto dashiki laprikin.
00:29:37Foranos de fecalor.
00:29:49Who dropped the bedpan?
00:29:52Crumbag de morto dashiki laprikin.
00:29:57Crumbag de morto dashiki laprikin.
00:29:59Crumbag de morto dashiki laprikin.
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00:30:13This is it. This was the morning of his madness.
00:30:29What do you think will set him off?
00:30:31My guess is the Sudoku. He's got two nines in the same row.
00:30:35John.
00:30:43Oh, come on, Sola. Eat a piece of fruit, huh?
00:31:09Oh, shit.
00:31:13Oh, shit.
00:31:43Oh, shit.
00:32:12Oh, shit.
00:32:18We've got to get out of here.
00:32:22One more second.
00:32:26Now, John, there's no time.
00:32:28Got it.
00:32:36Got it.
00:32:36Oh, shit's really hit the fan.
00:32:51Oh, shit's really hit the fan.
00:33:03You have to go there, Boston.
00:33:05Let's get the hell out of here.
00:33:07I don't recognize it.
00:33:19I don't recognize it.
00:33:19Me neither.
00:33:20Me neither.
00:33:20But if there's a person alive who can, it's Ritchie.
00:33:23Are you forgetting when you made your friend despise you?
00:33:26Constantine.
00:33:27This is too bloody important for hurt feelings.
00:33:35Constantine.
00:33:36Constantine, bollocks.
00:33:37You've arrived in time to witness my...
00:33:41Ritchie.
00:33:43Get back, you bastard.
00:33:45John, help Ritchie.
00:33:51John, help Ritchie.
00:33:53Take that.
00:33:55Boom.
00:33:56No pulse.
00:33:57We know, we know.
00:33:58We know, we know.
00:33:59Come on!
00:34:16Why?
00:34:23I see you have a few tricks of your own, eh?
00:34:25Not everything requires magic.
00:34:28Uh...
00:34:30Uh...
00:34:31Uh...
00:34:34Ah...
00:34:35Mm...
00:34:36Prah업, Dithjyuanak.
00:34:43Make sure he sees that right when he wakes up.
00:34:45If he wakes.
00:34:50We need to talk you and I.
00:34:52But if you try and summon Etrigan,
00:34:54I'll fill your lungs with bile before the first verse is done.
00:34:57First verse is done. Savvy?
00:35:07The situation was not how it seemed. The apartment was like that when I arrived. Richard as well.
00:35:14Come on, you were all over him.
00:35:15I was attempting to help. When you burst in, I knew I'd get blamed, so I ran.
00:35:21Do you believe him?
00:35:22Jason's not the murdery type. He's chock full of honor, loyalty, and rubbish of that sort.
00:35:28Then tell us why you were there.
00:35:31Richard is known as a collector of the arcane and supernatural. I wanted to see if he had something that could gain me access to this place.
00:35:40Why would you want to break in here?
00:35:43For this, the single most powerful conduit of evil in the history of the world. He named it the Dreamstone. But it's really the stuff of nightmares.
00:35:55I was a young knight, green as grass, with visions of battle won glory dancing in my head. Needless to say, these were dispelled thoroughly.
00:36:09He called himself Destiny. But Merlin told us he was a man of science at one time. Before he went insane.
00:36:19Destiny forged the Dreamstone with black magic and his soul. He used it to subject people to their most terrifying nightmares and then feed off their torment.
00:36:30To make me, succeed.
00:36:51Watch.
00:36:56Don't get me.
00:36:59Let's go.
00:37:29To battle, Etrigan. Should you succeed, I will release you of your bond to me.
00:37:52If freedom is what's up for trade, then destiny's as good as slayed.
00:37:59Let's go.
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00:38:55To the rest of the world.
00:38:56Let's go go.
00:38:57Let's go.
00:38:58Let's go.
00:38:59Let's go.
00:39:00Let's go.
00:39:01Let's go.
00:39:02Let's go.
00:39:05Let's go.
00:39:06defenses are All하는데.
00:39:07Let's go.
00:39:08ao save you?
00:39:11Mer어 ell력 arr apprentling to your eyes.
00:39:14Caught now, imprisoned in the form of man, I fix the demon, Etrigan.
00:39:37It was also the beginning of my eternal life sentence with Etrigan.
00:39:44I didn't think you'd give it up willingly.
00:39:50And though this piece is useless without the other half, it's far from powerless.
00:39:55Safe enough where it is.
00:39:57Displayed like a Taurus trinket in a Karachi bazaar.
00:40:02Neat, innit?
00:40:03The house keeps my valuables out of phase so they don't go wandering off.
00:40:07But still, the timing of the stone's appearance and its power indicates that it's somehow involved with these crimes.
00:40:13Which is why it stays here, but only I can get to it.
00:40:17I think me, them, and everyone else who knows you might want it to be somewhere else.
00:40:22Your friend is awake.
00:40:27Ritchie, who was it? Who did this to you?
00:40:31Faust.
00:40:32Felix Faust?
00:40:34Felix Faust?
00:40:35You sure?
00:40:37Mm-hmm.
00:40:50There you are, you old bastard.
00:40:52I give you wizard and arsehole extraordinaire Felix Faust.
00:40:56Hell, I should have put it together.
00:40:58Conjuring a whirlwind is just his style.
00:41:03The League had a run-in with Faust, but his location isn't in our database.
00:41:07Yeah, well, wizards don't make a habit of signing up for credit cards or social media.
00:41:11His grandly named observatory of the cosmos is hidden from the likes of you and Superman, but not from me.
00:41:17The Ender's Locum Sorn Felix Faust.
00:41:33What's happening?
00:41:34If this were a computer, I'd say it's frozen.
00:41:38Cheers.
00:41:40Felix Faust would take precautions against locator spells.
00:41:43There's another way.
00:41:46But it involves asking a favor of someone that I don't have the best relationship with.
00:41:50Someone else dislikes you?
00:41:52Shocking.
00:41:53Your friend slips from the mortal plane.
00:41:56John!
00:41:57Keep him alive and safe, understand?
00:41:59That is not my purpose.
00:42:02I don't give a flying shy what you think your bloody purpose is.
00:42:05I order you to help him any and every way you're able.
00:42:11Let's go.
00:42:13All right, I'll ask.
00:42:19Why are we in the middle of a godforsaken swamp?
00:42:22It's a favorite hidey hole of one Alec Holland,
00:42:25whose corpse was taken to be the most recent avatar of the green.
00:42:30Bet you won't find that on your bloody cell phone.
00:42:32Our data's more factual.
00:42:34Alec Holland was murdered by terrorists.
00:42:35His body was never recovered.
00:42:37End of story.
00:42:38Not quite.
00:42:39Go away.
00:42:58Swamp thing.
00:42:59I know you're seeing this.
00:43:02Get out of here or the posies get it.
00:43:04John Constantine, you dare threaten the green.
00:43:24Rehiftois.
00:43:30Dude, your social skills are horrendous.
00:43:34Please.
00:43:35We aren't here to harm any plants, but our need is urgent.
00:43:38Don't let your feelings for John stop you from doing what's right.
00:43:41You have a garden.
00:43:48Yes.
00:43:49I find it relaxing.
00:43:51And I water it every week.
00:43:54We need to find a man.
00:43:56A wizard.
00:43:57Named Felix Faust.
00:43:58A single human among your teeming masses.
00:44:04I only know John Constantine because he enrages me.
00:44:13Faust lives in an observatory which is invisible.
00:44:16It's a place where dark magic would infect the earth below it.
00:44:20I will take you there.
00:44:22So you are no longer here.
00:44:24The place you seek is there.
00:44:47The place you seek is there.
00:44:54That place is heavily warded.
00:45:02I know we've had our differences, but we could really use your help.
00:45:06If we don't get a handle on this rotter, he'll threaten all of humanity.
00:45:11What of it?
00:45:13You were once human, just like me.
00:45:16No longer.
00:45:19Perhaps his actions are a kind of justice.
00:45:24For who destroys more of the green than your kind?
00:45:34And Swamp Thing has left the building.
00:45:37Guess we do it the hard way.
00:45:39Or not.
00:45:41Gone, gone, the fall of man.
00:45:43Arise, the demon, Entrigan!
00:45:56Arise, the demon, Entrigan!
00:46:00Who dares?
00:46:16I, Exlegan, bring down this house, and build a tomb for Felix Faust!
00:46:22As if I would stoop to brawly with a demon.
00:46:31Fight others of your filthy kind.
00:46:36From hell though we may be, it does not make us family!
00:46:50Do you like what I've done with the place?
00:47:12No woman can speak in my Sanctum Sanctorium.
00:47:15I conjured it just for you, and of course, men everywhere.
00:47:22As a fellow showman, this is no way to treat your guests!
00:47:27Now settle down!
00:47:34Stop hitting yourself!
00:47:36Stop hitting yourself!
00:47:43Stop hitting yourself!
00:47:45Stop hitting yourself!
00:47:46Stop hitting yourself!
00:47:47Stop hitting yourself!
00:47:48Not everything can be solved with your pea shooter.
00:47:51Just because you're dead doesn't mean you're beyond my retribution!
00:47:58You're dead doesn't mean you're beyond my retribution!
00:48:05you're dead!
00:48:06You're dead!
00:48:07I'm dead!
00:48:08I'm dead!
00:48:09You're dead!
00:48:10You're dead!
00:48:11You're dead!
00:48:12You're dead!
00:48:13You're dead!
00:48:14Is that it?
00:48:15Well, it's off to the old magician's home for you, mate.
00:48:19Pudding night is Thursday.
00:48:20Try that fireball once more, Constantine.
00:48:34I'd love to see you cook your own goose.
00:48:36Stab me!
00:48:50I take it back. That thing is useful.
00:49:20Zatanna, where are you, darling?
00:49:44I know you can't speak, but give me a wave.
00:49:47You're the only one here that's really a threat.
00:49:50There you are.
00:49:58This will sting a bit.
00:50:00Zatanna, where are you?
00:50:09Zatanna, where are you?
00:50:17Zatanna, where are you?
00:50:19Zatanna, where are you?
00:50:26A heavy dinner of spellcasting, dear.
00:50:31Here's what real magic looks like.
00:50:34Let's go.
00:51:04Let's go.
00:51:34Let's go.
00:52:04Let's go.
00:52:34Let's go.
00:52:35Out of my way, Jon.
00:52:36If no blood is spilled, your soul's in the clear.
00:52:39Get control, Z.
00:52:51Just like I taught you.
00:52:52Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
00:52:55Deep breaths.
00:52:56Let's go.
00:52:57Let's go.
00:52:58Let's go.
00:52:59Let's go.
00:53:03Do you see why I can't do what you do?
00:53:22You lost control is all.
00:53:25You've seen me in action, right?
00:53:31Yeah.
00:53:33Once or twice.
00:53:34Why are you here?
00:53:37I haven't done anything to warrant this kind of response.
00:53:43This yours?
00:53:45I don't know.
00:53:47Maybe.
00:53:47I have several hundred rings of varying design and properties.
00:53:50It isn't him.
00:53:53Felix Faust isn't the one behind the nightmare crimes.
00:53:57They signed our own poker buddies in their more massive forms.
00:54:00What the hell does it all mean?
00:54:02It means Felix Faust had access to the artifact whenever he wanted.
00:54:06What artifact?
00:54:09Well, we're back to square one then.
00:54:11Unfortunately, no.
00:54:12We were sent here by your friend.
00:54:14Remember?
00:54:15But Richie's dying.
00:54:17Is he?
00:54:17Boy, oh boy.
00:54:43I think I got closer to death than I planned.
00:54:47Uh, uh-uh-uh.
00:54:49Bad girl.
00:54:51See, now you were told to do everything to help me by the master of the house,
00:54:55and that does not include punching.
00:55:00Bring me to the main room.
00:55:07I'll take it from here, beautiful.
00:55:12But I need you out of my hair for now,
00:55:14so why don't you just go for a little walk?
00:55:17I can't do it.
00:55:18Give me a little walk.
00:55:19I have a little walk.
00:55:19Let's go.
00:55:20Let's go.
00:55:34Let's go.
00:55:35Let's go.
00:55:35Let's go.
00:55:36Let's go.
00:55:36Yeah, that's the stuff.
00:55:59Why aren't we inside?
00:56:01Because Richie's bloody well taken control of the house.
00:56:04This is what you get for having mates.
00:56:07Boston, can you get inside?
00:56:15That would be a no.
00:56:18Richie, you're gonna listen to me whether you like it or not.
00:56:24Open the door.
00:56:26Do you hear? Open it!
00:56:34Too late, Johnny boy.
00:56:53Richie, please!
00:56:55Stop while there's still time to save your soul.
00:56:58Says the man who skates away from everything.
00:57:02Since you got me infected, I've looked all around the world for a cure and I finally found it.
00:57:08A small piece of the dream stone.
00:57:11It's sentient.
00:57:12It told me how to get the Demons 3 to bring the rest of it to Earth.
00:57:16It would have been so easy to take it from him.
00:57:21Of course, Rockstar John screwed everything sideways.
00:57:25So we had to frame Faust and get you to bring me here.
00:57:30Now I'm immortal and supercharged!
00:57:34You've been played for a sap.
00:57:37The stone isn't sentient.
00:57:39What's left of Destiny's soul was whispering sweet nothings in your ear,
00:57:42getting you to commit atrocities to gain power and make his move.
00:57:47You're just pissed because I won.
00:57:49I wish that were the case.
00:57:52This can't be right.
00:57:56No!
00:57:57We had a deal!
00:58:06We had a deal!
00:58:19Five hundred years I've waited.
00:58:24Five hundred years I've planned.
00:58:27Five hundred years I've planned.
00:58:28Really?
00:58:29I guess five hundred must be the new three hundred.
00:58:32What say we share your beauty secrets over a pint, eh?
00:58:34A god does not prattle with mortals.
00:58:57Is she gonna be okay?
00:58:59I...
00:58:59I don't know.
00:59:01The amount of magic she's used.
00:59:04Sometimes you don't look over.
00:59:05I should have never let her back.
00:59:14Selfish bastard I am.
00:59:15You've done what you can for now, but we have to stop Destiny, or everyone's at risk.
00:59:21He's right.
00:59:22He'll have this city by midnight, the eastern seaboard by dawn.
00:59:26Then what's to stop him?
00:59:28He'll be a god.
00:59:30We don't need another one of those mucking about.
00:59:33All right.
00:59:33Figär.
00:59:35Orsemol.
00:59:36Quoab ventus!
00:59:38Oh, my God.
01:00:08Yes. Yes. My will be done.
01:00:30Fool. How can you hope to defeat a God?
01:00:34Not only can I sense you, you cannot defeat my shield.
01:00:38The Twindus Guard need a Force Shield.
01:00:52The Justice League are on their way.
01:00:55Suppose that couldn't be helped.
01:00:56But make sure they stay well away from destiny.
01:00:59To not be struck mad.
01:01:01Unless you want a bunch of crazed superblocks ripping apart the city.
01:01:08A little late for that, my friend.
01:01:09John, listen. You've been affected by magic.
01:01:29Get away.
01:01:32Get away. I'm just finished now.
01:01:47Sorry to have to ask this, Jason.
01:01:49At least you're asking.
01:01:50Gone. Gone the form of man.
01:01:54Arise the demon, Etrigan!
01:01:59So Constantine calls once more.
01:02:02Just like a greedy wanton...
01:02:05Save the bloody rhymes and chop that git!
01:02:07Killjoy.
01:02:08I've had many years to think about you, Etrigan!
01:02:17I've had many years to think about you, Etrigan!
01:02:27All this poetic justice!
01:02:30Holy crap!
01:02:52Looks like you finally beat the curse, my boy.
01:02:55Wish it were under happier circumstances.
01:02:57What are you doing?
01:03:00Calling for help.
01:03:02I just hope he doesn't realize it's me doing the calling.
01:03:04I callimaris sitrovanrosis produntumatis.
01:03:20Who dares strike at me?
01:03:23The defender of the green.
01:03:28Swamp thing.
01:03:50Perfect.
01:03:51Yeterrava!
01:04:03Glad to see you back on your feet, Zatanna.
01:04:05Nemri, who's left?
01:04:13Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast!
01:04:15Ah!
01:04:16No!
01:04:26No!
01:04:31No!
01:04:32Let's go.
01:05:02The so-called guardian of the green who secretly hopes to be human again.
01:05:09Let me dispel you of that notion.
01:05:28Back to the dirt.
01:05:32Where you belong.
01:05:45He's getting more powerful by the second.
01:05:47What the hell are we gonna do?
01:05:48I said we go and talk to a man about a horse.
01:05:51Did you hit your head or something? You're babbling.
01:05:53A Trojan horse, Boston.
01:05:55Come on!
01:05:59Over there, you wanker!
01:06:03You are puny and disrespectful. Let me see your madness.
01:06:09That's a trouble with someone like me. Been there, done that.
01:06:19I shall make you beg for death.
01:06:22Can I beg you to stop talking?
01:06:24I mean, all wizards are touched but you. You're a full-blown nutter.
01:06:28I will tear your soul apart.
01:06:32What happened to not prattling with mortals, eh? You chatter like my grandma at a book club.
01:06:37Or at a book club.
01:06:38Now, Boston!
01:06:39Trick-or-treat, creep!
01:06:40Now, Boston!
01:06:41Trick-or-treat, creep!
01:06:42Trick-or-treat, creep!
01:07:03Is that a sword in your chest? Or are you just glad to see me?
01:07:05Merlin sends his regards. Oh, and by the way, you lose.
01:07:15Draga Malefic! Draga Malefic! Draga Malefic! Draga Malefic!
01:07:22I don't think so.
01:07:34I don't think so.
01:07:35You're the only one!
01:07:37Ugh!
01:07:38...Aaah!
01:07:39Ah!
01:07:40Aaaaahhhh!
01:07:41Ah!
01:07:42Ah...
01:07:43Aah?
01:07:44Ah!
01:07:45Ah!
01:07:46Ah!
01:07:47Ah!
01:07:48Ah!
01:07:49Johnny, I was...
01:07:51I was under a compulsion!
01:07:53You gotta save me!
01:07:54You owe me!
01:07:55You owe me!
01:07:56You owe me!
01:07:57Sorry, mate.
01:08:00Can't take the chance of any more.
01:08:01You got to save me!
01:08:02You owe me!
01:08:03Sorry, mate. Can't take the chance that destiny is still pulling your strings.
01:08:09John, please! Help me!
01:08:19Help me, you bastard! Help me!
01:08:26That was unpleasant.
01:08:29What the hell did I miss?
01:08:31Zee, you're okay. I thought...
01:08:34My hair feels like the morning after Bergsten.
01:08:38Surely not that bad.
01:08:41So, Merlin's spell hath ended.
01:08:45It would seem so. Though it's a good news, bad news sort of thing.
01:08:50What's going on?
01:09:03Yeah, he wasn't wounded.
01:09:05Unless I miss my guess. That happened on the day he was bound to Etrigan.
01:09:09And now that I'm not...
01:09:13I'm truly sorry, Jason.
01:09:16Don't be. It's a welcome end.
01:09:19Well-commend.
01:09:23Hmm...
01:09:24For five hundred years he and I have been bound, a demon from hell, a knight of renown.
01:09:40And though we were cursed to be slaves to each other, I know of no man I'd want more
01:09:47for a brother.
01:09:49Farewell, mortal.
01:09:54You couldn't have picked a better place.
01:10:09The village where he was born was over there.
01:10:12Too bad it took this to get him home.
01:10:16Batman asked me to be in the Justice League.
01:10:19And you're considering it?
01:10:21I visited their headquarters a few days ago.
01:10:24It's interesting, and like you said, maybe it's time to make a difference.
01:10:29Listening to me now, uh oh.
01:10:32They want you too.
01:10:33Good onesie.
01:10:36Do right they do.
01:10:41You have got to be bloody kidding.
01:10:43No way.
01:10:44But he would go mental.
01:10:46He was the one who asked.
01:10:49And I told him that's what you'd say.
01:10:54Be safe, John.
01:11:08Now hold on, hold on.
01:11:11Maybe I'd be in a bit rash.
01:11:13Could you tell me more over a drink?
01:11:17We could, uh, re-christen the house, as it were.
01:11:20A drink.
01:11:21Yeah.
01:11:22A drink.
01:11:27Don't think this is gonna turn into some sort of Manchester weekend.
01:11:31Get that out of your head.
01:11:34We could have a tree whittle Tuesday.
01:11:36No, definitely not.
01:11:39Let's mark that as a maybe.
01:12:00Now that's what I call making yourself useful, love.
01:12:04Uh-huh.
01:12:24Uh-huh.
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