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00:00:00I thought you were a bookworm, Mia. That outfit is a choice. Am I in the wrong place?

00:00:25No, no, not at all. I was waiting for you.

00:00:28Wasn't this supposed to be a costume party?

00:00:32My bad. It turns out it's a welcome party for the school's new sponsor.

00:00:37What?

00:00:38I need an excuse to see you.

00:00:41Close your eyes. I have a surprise.

00:00:45What a fucking nerd.

00:01:00You lied to me.

00:01:03The psychology of love. My ass. Write about it all you want, but you still got tricked by a guy.

00:01:11Hey! Hey!

00:01:15Leo, I'm sorry, dude. I was just playing a joke.

00:01:22Do you know why we're all here today?

00:01:24Uh, for you. It's a welcome party for the school's new sponsor.

00:01:30That's right. And this new school's sponsor doesn't like boys. So get out.

00:01:41Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?

00:01:43Did Woody do this? He is such an asshole!

00:01:48You know what? It's our fault for riding late.

00:01:51You got lucky. This time, it won't happen again.

00:01:54You wanna bet? I win. You apologize in front of everyone.

00:02:01What?

00:02:03I bet you, I can make him fall in love with you in ten seconds left.

00:02:16Uh, Mia, no offense, but that's never gonna happen.

00:02:21It's not you, but everybody knows Leo Bryan is very picky. He is a lone wolf.

00:02:28I know he's out of my league. But my research won't fail me.

00:02:39Love comes down to one thing. Science.

00:02:44Bullshit. You know what? Kiss him, and then I'll get on my knees and grovel.

00:02:51Step one in Mia's guide to romance. Create a chance encounter.

00:02:58Step one in Mia's guide to romance.

00:03:05Hi there, Mr. Bryan.

00:03:10Oops. Close contact will drive his hormones crazy.

00:03:23Are you okay? I'm so sorry.

00:03:25Uh, can you do me soon?

00:03:31Yeah.

00:03:33Whoa!

00:03:37I'm Mia. Can we run that back?

00:03:40Boss, remember her.

00:03:43Turn down the lights!

00:03:44Sir, she has the same name as your wife.

00:03:51You've never even met.

00:03:52Well, there's a lot of Mia's in the world.

00:03:57He asked you for your name? Do you think he's into you?

00:04:01I don't know. I wish the lights didn't go off. Victory was mine.

00:04:03Toodles!

00:04:05Sir, you asked me to remember her.

00:04:07Should I set up a date?

00:04:09No. Keep her away from me.

00:04:11I made a reservation for you to meet your wife.

00:04:12Should I tell her?

00:04:13Fine. I have been married to her for a year after all.

00:04:16It's about time.

00:04:17No.

00:04:22What?

00:04:25My husband wants to meet me tomorrow.

00:04:27Your husband?

00:04:28That prick that didn't even show up for the wedding.

00:04:30Are you gonna go?

00:04:31No.

00:04:32The last thing I need in my life to be happy is love.

00:04:36Do you take this man as your husband?

00:04:38I do.

00:04:39Oh.

00:04:51There, Mom.

00:04:52Now I'm married to a man who lives thousands of miles away.

00:04:54Just like you wanted.

00:04:56My parents arranged our marriage before they died.

00:04:59I don't even know him.

00:05:00I need a divorce ASAP.

00:05:09I need you to pretend to be me and divorce my husband. I've never met you.

00:05:17What?

00:05:18Why me?

00:05:19You know me better than anyone.

00:05:20Plus, you have a lot of experience handling jokes.

00:05:22I'll pay you.

00:05:23Say no more.

00:05:27Are you Leo Bryan?

00:05:29Oh my God.

00:05:30Mia's husband is just my type.

00:05:32Look.

00:05:33I'm sorry.

00:05:34I know I've been MIA since we got married.

00:05:36But I promise, I'll make it up to you.

00:05:37Uh, so I will put you through school.

00:05:39And we can divorce when you graduate.

00:05:40Um, actually, I-

00:05:41And I know you're really swamped with student debt.

00:05:43So, um, you can go in with me.

00:05:48I'll, um, I'll think about it.

00:05:50Great.

00:05:51Well, just let me know when you've thought it over.

00:05:53You know, I think this couldn't have gone better.

00:05:54Yeah, I agree.

00:05:56Oh, uh, here's my number and just call me.

00:05:58Oh, okay.

00:06:03Lily!

00:06:04Hi!

00:06:05How'd it go?

00:06:06Oh, no problem.

00:06:07By the way, your husband?

00:06:08A real uggo.

00:06:09And Dirt Core, too.

00:06:10He even tried to fill me out.

00:06:11You dodged the bullet.

00:06:12Oh my God, are you okay?

00:06:13Yeah, it's fine.

00:06:14I could come in as family jewels, if you know what I mean.

00:06:16You should just forget that he ever existed.

00:06:18Great.

00:06:19How about?

00:06:20I make you dinner as thanks.

00:06:21Oh, perfect.

00:06:22I'll take a bag for you.

00:06:25Rejected.

00:06:26This psychology of love paper has no practical data.

00:06:29Then what should I do?

00:06:30Use your theories to bag yourself the perfect guy.

00:06:34Good luck.

00:06:35You're gonna need it.

00:06:39Who is the perfect guy?

00:06:41What are you gonna do?

00:06:42Graduation's in three months.

00:06:43And don't forget about student loans.

00:06:44You are gonna need a guinea pig.

00:06:46Stat.

00:06:47I know a guy's name is Anthony.

00:06:48He's got long hair.

00:06:49It's great.

00:06:50Lee O'Brien.

00:06:51He's visiting as a professor.

00:06:52Wow.

00:06:53Fate is really working overtime with you two.

00:06:57Professor.

00:07:07You're not supposed to fall for your students.

00:07:09Earth to Mia.

00:07:10Sorry.

00:07:11I know what to do.

00:07:12All you step to in Mia's guide to-

00:07:13Wrong.

00:07:14Men are all about visuals.

00:07:16You are gonna need to catch his eye.

00:07:17And not dress like that.

00:07:39Hey.

00:07:40Long time no see.

00:07:49So.

00:07:50As I was saying.

00:07:51Brian Technologies is investing in a project about companionship AI.

00:07:54So.

00:07:55I need my system.

00:07:56This is mortifying.

00:07:57I thought he was the only one here.

00:07:59I'm the obvious choice.

00:08:01My dad is the CEO of all automotive.

00:08:03Out.

00:08:04Connections won't get anywhere with me.

00:08:05But I-

00:08:06I'm not gonna repeat myself.

00:08:07He really is the purpose guy.

00:08:11You.

00:08:12Out.

00:08:13What?

00:08:14Why?

00:08:15I don't need someone who's gonna be more worried about what they're wearing.

00:08:16Than their own research.

00:08:19Now.

00:08:20On to other things.

00:08:21Who tell me.

00:08:22Who wrote this?

00:08:23The Psychology of Love.

00:08:24Incredible.

00:08:25You rang?

00:08:26This is the best report I've ever read.

00:08:27Your full name is Mia Rose?

00:08:28The one and only.

00:08:29And it says here.

00:08:30You were born in Oregon.

00:08:31Sister city to be exact.

00:08:32Do you uh.

00:08:33Have a boyfriend?

00:08:34Absolutely.

00:08:35Positively.

00:08:36100%.

00:08:37No.

00:08:38Holy shit.

00:08:39He's interrogating me about my love life in public?

00:08:40He's totally in love with me.

00:08:41Her name is identical to my wife's.

00:08:43And she's from the same city.

00:08:47Right.

00:08:48Uh.

00:08:49Well.

00:08:50Pick up a job.

00:08:51Everyone else can go.

00:08:52Thank you for your time.

00:08:53Sorry.

00:08:55Thanks.

00:08:56Professor Bryan.

00:08:57Uh.

00:08:58Mia is such a fucking geek.

00:09:02Why is Professor Bryan obsessed with her?

00:09:05Professor what's that?

00:09:06Hm?

00:09:07Did I kiss you too rough?

00:09:12Look.

00:09:13Just keep things professional.

00:09:14Alright?

00:09:15Before you're done.

00:09:16Just.

00:09:17Do your job.

00:09:18You got it boss.

00:09:19Step three in Mia's guide to romance.

00:09:20Spice things up with some physical contact.

00:09:22Just gotta make sure my boss always looks good.

00:09:29Me?

00:09:30I'd worry about yourself.

00:09:31My grandmother wouldn't wear that.

00:09:32Your grandmother should wash her mouth with soap or saying that.

00:09:35What was that?

00:09:38Hanson.

00:09:39Go ahead and familiarize this young woman with the project over the next few days.

00:09:42Understood.

00:09:47What's up Lily?

00:09:48Rent's on me this year.

00:09:50What?

00:09:51Who are you?

00:09:52Miss Rich Queen?

00:09:53There's a professor named Leo Bryan.

00:09:54He's visiting our school.

00:09:55He just asked me to be his research assistant.

00:09:58Leo Bryan?

00:09:59You know he's your husband?

00:10:01He's my guinea pig.

00:10:02I'm gonna make him mine so that I can graduate.

00:10:04Um, well you know he's like a total fuckboy, right?

00:10:08Like hookups every night.

00:10:09You should stay far away.

00:10:15Maybe.

00:10:16I didn't even know where to go.

00:10:18And you have to take care of me.

00:10:19Since we're married.

00:10:21You know, since we're married.

00:10:23This is all gonna be mine one day.

00:10:25So, where are we gonna sleep tonight?

00:10:27Okay, just stay in your lane.

00:10:29The second floor is for you, but I'm busy.

00:10:32Leo, you're gonna fall for me whether you like it or not.

00:10:37Professor Bryan still hasn't asked you out?

00:10:39Nope.

00:10:40Maybe my method is useless.

00:10:41Maybe I turned him off.

00:10:42You should ask your roommate Lily.

00:10:43You guys love her.

00:10:45She just moved out.

00:10:46I think she has a new boyfriend.

00:10:50They're just jealous that you and Professor Bryan are like this.

00:10:53I hate to be a bummer, but everyone's talking about how Mr. Professor Bryan is way out of your league.

00:10:58Bullshit!

00:11:00I'm nice, hardworking, and I have a masters.

00:11:03That moody weirdo is out of my league.

00:11:06Maybe Professor Bryan is an even bigger dick than my husband.

00:11:10Maybe Professor Bryan is an even bigger dick than my husband.

00:11:15Shit.

00:11:16How much did he hear?

00:11:17Professor Bryan!

00:11:18My favorite teacher!

00:11:19What a coincidence!

00:11:21Didn't know you were so two-faced.

00:11:23Here.

00:11:24Come to the club with me tomorrow.

00:11:25Take it.

00:11:26I'll see you there.

00:11:31A fancy date!

00:11:32It's happening!

00:11:33I don't believe it!

00:11:34He's actually taking you out?

00:11:35It's finally my turn!

00:11:36I heard you're going to the country club with Leo Bryan tomorrow.

00:11:41Back because you're worried about me.

00:11:43Lily.

00:11:45Don't worry.

00:11:46I can take care of her.

00:11:48I need to go find an outfit for tomorrow.

00:11:54Sorry Mia.

00:11:55Leo is mine.

00:11:56Step 4 in Mia's Guide to Romance.

00:12:07A-B-S.

00:12:08Always be smiling.

00:12:11Hi!

00:12:12Uh, uh, this is a very important meeting.

00:12:15So you brought the samples that I asked for in my notes?

00:12:17Meeting?

00:12:18What the fuck?

00:12:22Are you shaking?

00:12:23Um, it's kinda chilly.

00:12:25His notes must have been in the invite.

00:12:27But where'd it go?

00:12:35Get your head in the game, okay?

00:12:36President Bryan!

00:12:37Long time no see.

00:12:38Mr. Yang.

00:12:39I've been needing to show you our new sample.

00:12:40Wait!

00:12:44You must be starving!

00:12:45Right?

00:12:46Honey, I'm not feeling well.

00:12:47I really shouldn't have drank on an empty stomach.

00:12:49Oh my.

00:12:50Research shows that skipping breakfast is a big no-no.

00:12:52Eat first, and then we'll talk.

00:12:55Mr. Bryan, your girlfriend is such a sweetheart.

00:12:58I agree.

00:12:59Everybody here's all business.

00:13:00This is a nice change of pace.

00:13:01Uh, right.

00:13:02Yes, yes, she's a great girl, I guess.

00:13:04Uh, how about we continue this conversation over there?

00:13:06Thanks!

00:13:14Hey!

00:13:15Stop that!

00:13:16Are you trying to embarrass me?

00:13:17I...

00:13:18I...

00:13:19I thought this was a date.

00:13:20A date?

00:13:22Wait.

00:13:23You're into your professor?

00:13:27I...

00:13:28Don't misunderstand.

00:13:29The only reason you're here is because Anson is busy.

00:13:31Right.

00:13:33I told you before.

00:13:34Keep it professional, or you're out.

00:13:36Jen is ready.

00:13:37Let's continue this discussion on our island, Mr. Bryan.

00:13:39Sure thing.

00:13:40Please, lead the way.

00:13:48Oh!

00:13:49Sorry, I can't touch a break.

00:13:56Hello?

00:13:57Hey, how are things going with Professor?

00:13:58Hi.

00:13:59I screwed up.

00:14:00It wasn't a date, and now I'm out on my ass.

00:14:03Hello?

00:14:07Fuck this.

00:14:10And I think I just got my period.

00:14:12It's getting better.

00:14:16What?

00:14:17What?

00:14:27Neil!

00:14:28You didn't go?

00:14:29I couldn't leave you here all alone.

00:14:30You are my assistant, after all.

00:14:38Look, I'm sorry.

00:14:39I wasn't clear before.

00:14:40Okay?

00:14:41You did good work today.

00:14:43Hey.

00:14:45If you don't feel good,

00:14:46don't push yourself.

00:14:47How am I supposed to get home?

00:14:48Here.

00:14:49What?

00:14:50Why?

00:14:51What?

00:14:52I'm gonna get you all wet!

00:14:53You need your rest.

00:14:54I live close by, okay?

00:14:55Let's get you cleaned up.

00:14:59I need to trap Leo forever.

00:15:00Tonight's the night we make an air.

00:15:03I wasn't sure which feminine products you used,

00:15:06so, um,

00:15:07it's got a variety.

00:15:08Oh!

00:15:09Thanks.

00:15:11Here, uh, let me get you some tea.

00:15:14Oh!

00:15:15Oh, are you?

00:15:16Oh my gosh.

00:15:17Okay.

00:15:18You can wait.

00:15:19It's okay.

00:15:21So, is it true you have random hookups every night?

00:15:25As a professor, I'm gonna teach you a lesson.

00:15:27For every conclusion, you need evidence to pick it up.

00:15:29So, would you like to find out?

00:15:31Oh!

00:15:32Ah!

00:15:33Ah!

00:15:34Ah!

00:15:35Ah!

00:15:36Damn it!

00:15:37His Adam's apple.

00:15:38It's so sexy.

00:15:39I almost forgot what his lips taste like.

00:15:41How many girls have just melted looking into those eyes?

00:15:44Ah!

00:15:45Ah!

00:15:46Ah!

00:15:47Seems like a gentleman to me.

00:15:48So, why did Lily say that?

00:15:50Ah!

00:15:51Ah!

00:15:52Ah!

00:15:53Ah!

00:15:54Ah!

00:15:55Ah!

00:15:56Ah!

00:15:57Ah!

00:15:58Ah!

00:15:59Ah!

00:16:00Ah!

00:16:01Ah!

00:16:02Ah!

00:16:03Ah!

00:16:04Ah!

00:16:05So, is it true you have random hookups every night?

00:16:10As a professor, I'm gonna teach you a lesson.

00:16:14For every conclusion, you need evidence to pick it up.

00:16:17I'm gonna try and find out.

00:16:20Ah!

00:16:21Ah!

00:16:22Ah!

00:16:23Ah!

00:16:24Ah!

00:16:25Ah!

00:16:26Ah!

00:16:27Ah!

00:16:28He's gonna be dead.

00:16:29Ah!

00:16:30So, can I try and find out?

00:16:31Ah!

00:16:32Damnit!

00:16:33His Adam's apple was so...sexy.

00:16:37I almost forgot what his lips taste like.

00:16:38How many girls have just melted looking into those eyes?

00:16:41Ah!

00:16:42Ah!

00:16:43Ah!

00:16:44Seems like a gentleman to you.

00:16:46So, why did Lily say that?

00:16:54I don't think it works.

00:16:56Yeah?

00:16:57You drop it back there.

00:17:02Do you work out?

00:17:05Hey, I love games.

00:17:16Mr. Brian asked that you don't go downstairs if necessary.

00:17:28Oh, it's my bad.

00:17:32You, uh, gonna get that?

00:17:34Oh, sorry.

00:17:35It's fine.

00:17:36Miss Rose, I've drafted your divorce papers.

00:17:40Mia is married?

00:17:42Oh, thank you, Mr. Harvey.

00:17:44Miss Rose, I've drafted your divorce papers.

00:17:47Was, was that your parents?

00:17:48No.

00:17:50My parents actually passed away.

00:17:53Oh my god, I'm so sorry, I didn't...

00:17:55Tell me.

00:17:57Tell you what, Anson can take you home.

00:17:59You don't have to.

00:18:00It's alright, it's on his way.

00:18:01I am?

00:18:04I am.

00:18:06Thanks for the ride, Anson.

00:18:07Mia!

00:18:08We were waiting for you, where did you run off to?

00:18:10I'm so sorry, it was a whole thing.

00:18:12I'm just glad you're okay.

00:18:14You were scared shitless.

00:18:16I'm okay.

00:18:17Let's run down.

00:18:18Alright.

00:18:19Who's that man?

00:18:20Where's the driver?

00:18:23Miss Rose got home safely, but some guy was pushing her around.

00:18:25What?

00:18:26Who was it?

00:18:27I didn't get a good look at them.

00:18:28They, uh, they went into the house together.

00:18:32Look, she's obviously after you.

00:18:33Why don't you just fire her?

00:18:34We need her expertise.

00:18:35And as her professor, I better keep a good eye on her.

00:18:38Nice excuse.

00:18:41Uh, look into her supposed husband, okay?

00:18:43Shitless.

00:18:49I miss my parents.

00:18:51Can you sleep with me tonight?

00:18:53Mia, you're divorcing after you graduate.

00:18:55Don't get any ideas.

00:18:56I'll come back in after you're duress.

00:18:58Who was it?

00:19:03I won't let the real Mia take you away from me.

00:19:12Wait, Leo actually carried you into the house?

00:19:14He's totally in love with you.

00:19:15Congratulations in advance on graduating.

00:19:19It's him.

00:19:20Stay the fuck away from me.

00:19:21You're never going to happen.

00:19:24God.

00:19:25He's playing with me like a damn puppet.

00:19:27That is just like a man.

00:19:28To them, girls are easy come, easy go.

00:19:30It's textbook not be effective.

00:19:32I showed up my hand too soon.

00:19:33Don't give up just yet.

00:19:34I think it's time for Plan B.

00:19:36The cold shoulder.

00:19:37Yeah.

00:19:38Maybe he's just stubborn, you know?

00:19:39Mm-hmm.

00:19:40Here.

00:19:41Take this.

00:19:42It's the new monitor my department is developing.

00:19:43It shows the wearer's brainwaves and heartbeat.

00:19:46Yeah.

00:19:47I know exactly what to do.

00:19:48Leo Bryan, just you wait.

00:19:50All alone?

00:19:53Professor Bryan?

00:19:54All alone?

00:19:55Professor Bryan?

00:19:56You, uh, need something?

00:20:01I'm just wondering if you're eating alone.

00:20:04Well, I, uh, prefer to eat alone, but you are welcome to join.

00:20:07Oh.

00:20:08Don't misunderstand.

00:20:09I just wanted to borrow this.

00:20:12You're not my type.

00:20:15Huh?

00:20:16Hello.

00:20:17Boys.

00:20:23What is going on over there?

00:20:27Unbelievable.

00:20:31Okay, nice job.

00:20:32Cut it out.

00:20:41Wait.

00:20:42How'd I do?

00:20:43Did you guys see his face?

00:20:44Crisis.

00:20:45He's totally jealous.

00:20:46I'll take some.

00:20:51Can feelings just disappear like that?

00:20:53What now?

00:20:54Why would Mia say I'm not her type?

00:20:56Looks like you care about her a little more than you should, professor.

00:21:00By the way, I found something in her husband.

00:21:04By the way, I found something in her husband.

00:21:07Seems like she's secretly married.

00:21:09Her classmates have no idea.

00:21:11We need a PI.

00:21:12She's too innocent.

00:21:13Some guy is going to end up tricking her.

00:21:15I heard a lot of guys at campus are after her too.

00:21:17She lives in a really sketchy area.

00:21:19Girls get her some bars there all the time.

00:21:22Professor.

00:21:24I need the afternoon off.

00:21:26Why?

00:21:27I have a date.

00:21:29With who?

00:21:31It's not really any of your business.

00:21:32Not happening.

00:21:33You're spending the afternoon with me, Miss Assistant.

00:21:40Plan B is a total success.

00:21:41Leo is taking me out to shop.

00:21:43Sorry.

00:21:45Who are you even talking to?

00:21:47It's private.

00:21:48What, are you spying on your assistant now?

00:21:49Never mind.

00:21:50Will you help me pick out something?

00:21:51I don't really know anything about this.

00:21:54Hey.

00:21:55What is going on over there?

00:21:57I don't know.

00:21:58Let's get out of here.

00:22:01Unbelievable.

00:22:06Okay, nice job.

00:22:07You can cut it out.

00:22:14Wait.

00:22:15How'd I do?

00:22:16Did you guys see his face?

00:22:17Crisis.

00:22:18He's totally jealous.

00:22:19I'll take it.

00:22:20Great performance.

00:22:24Can feelings just disappear like that?

00:22:27What now?

00:22:29Why would Mia say I love her type?

00:22:31I don't know.

00:22:33I don't know.

00:22:34I don't know.

00:22:35I don't know.

00:22:36I don't know.

00:22:37I don't know.

00:22:38I don't know.

00:22:39I don't know.

00:22:40I don't know.

00:22:41I don't know.

00:22:42Why would Mia say I love her type?

00:22:46Looks like you care about her a little more than you should, professor.

00:22:51By the way, I found something in her husband.

00:22:57By the way, I found something in her husband.

00:23:02Seems like she's secretly married.

00:23:05The classmates have no idea.

00:23:07We need a PI.

00:23:08She's too innocent.

00:23:09She's too innocent.

00:23:10But some guy is gonna end up tricking her.

00:23:12You know, I heard a lot of guys at campus are after her, too.

00:23:16She lives in a really sketchy area.

00:23:20Girls get harassed in bars there all the time.

00:23:22Professor.

00:23:26I need the afternoon off.

00:23:28Why?

00:23:29Why?

00:23:31I have a date.

00:23:34With who?

00:23:36It's not really any of your business.

00:23:39It's not happening.

00:23:40You're spending the afternoon with me, Miss Assistant.

00:23:50Plan B is a total success.

00:23:52Leo is taking me out to shop.

00:23:54Oh.

00:23:56Sorry.

00:23:57Who are you even talking to?

00:24:00It's private.

00:24:02What, are you spying on your assistant now?

00:24:04Never mind.

00:24:06Will you help me pick out something?

00:24:08I don't really know anything about this.

00:24:16Lucky.

00:24:18Yeah, nice.

00:24:19Go ahead, put him on.

00:24:20Really?

00:24:21Yeah.

00:24:23How'd you know it's my birthday?

00:24:26Wait.

00:24:27Tomorrow is your birthday, too?

00:24:29Mm-hmm.

00:24:30The same name, hometown, and birthday?

00:24:33Way too many coincidences.

00:24:36Mia.

00:24:38I think...

00:24:39These are gorgeous.

00:24:41Are they actually for me?

00:24:42Oh, no.

00:24:43Sorry.

00:24:44I...

00:24:45I wanted your help to pick something up for someone else.

00:24:49If I didn't know any better, I'd think this Mia was my wife.

00:24:53Sorry.

00:24:54My mistake.

00:24:59Crap.

00:25:00Is he interested in someone else?

00:25:03Pick up the pace, Mia.

00:25:05Mia.

00:25:06Yeah.

00:25:07I mean, you look...

00:25:09Beautiful.

00:25:10You know?

00:25:12Whoa.

00:25:14Why'd you get me such an expensive gift?

00:25:17Uh...

00:25:19Well, because you're my assistant, of course.

00:25:22I mean, you have to look good.

00:25:24Otherwise, people would call me a bad boss.

00:25:26Here.

00:25:31Take this fitness bracelet as a thanks.

00:25:36Uh...

00:25:37Thanks.

00:25:46Hey, what's up?

00:25:48Yeah, I'll meet you at the bar tonight.

00:25:51Okay, bye.

00:25:53Who are you going out with?

00:25:54I'm off the clock.

00:25:56Don't worry about it, boss.

00:25:57Yeah?

00:25:59Well, this is in a really sketchy area.

00:26:01Those people have lots of bars there all the time.

00:26:04Well, guess what? You can't, okay?

00:26:06Don't you know? It's dangerous to go out to some bar with some random guy at night.

00:26:10What?

00:26:12Do you like me or something?

00:26:15You're jealous.

00:26:19You're jealous.

00:26:21Admit it.

00:26:23Listen to me.

00:26:26You're not going tonight.

00:26:28You are going right to the lab to process some of my data.

00:26:33I need it.

00:26:35Asap.

00:26:36Leah's going to beg for forgiveness when he sees this data.

00:26:51No.

00:26:53No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:26:55I didn't save it yet.

00:26:57I can't get your break.

00:26:58Power's out in the lab.

00:27:01Is Mia still there?

00:27:03No, wait.

00:27:05You can't leave. It's my birthday.

00:27:07Something came up. A present's on the table.

00:27:09What? No, wait.

00:27:12Mia, she's ruining everything.

00:27:14Oh!

00:27:15Oh!

00:27:16Oh!

00:27:17Oh!

00:27:18Oh!

00:27:19Oh!

00:27:20God!

00:27:21Professor?

00:27:23Are you okay?

00:27:25Yeah.

00:27:27Oh!

00:27:29Sorry about that.

00:27:31Come here.

00:27:33Are you okay, Mia?

00:27:34Yeah.

00:27:35But you're kind of crushing me.

00:27:37I'm sorry.

00:27:39Aluminol test.

00:27:41Hydrogen peroxide mixes with the alkaline solution, oxidizing with iron to produce-

00:27:47Okay, wait, wait, wait, sorry.

00:27:50Explain it to me like I'm fine.

00:27:52Oh!

00:27:54Oh!

00:27:55Oh!

00:27:56Oh!

00:27:58Oh!

00:27:59Oh!

00:28:00Oh!

00:28:01Oh!

00:28:02Oh!

00:28:03Oh!

00:28:04Oh!

00:28:05Oh!

00:28:06Oh!

00:28:07Oh!

00:28:08Oh!

00:28:09Oh! Oh!

00:28:10Take Asperger.

00:28:12Before you even knew it, you reacted.

00:28:16See?

00:28:19Looks like a galaxy, right?

00:28:22Yeah.

00:28:24It really...

00:28:26It really does.

00:28:27Looks like your heart's racing.

00:28:28Oh!

00:28:29Uh...

00:28:30Must be broken.

00:28:31Or something.

00:28:32I...

00:28:33Oh!

00:28:34Oh!

00:28:35Wow!

00:28:36Look!

00:28:37No.

00:28:38No, no.

00:28:39No.

00:28:40No.

00:28:41No.

00:28:42No.

00:28:43No.

00:28:44No.

00:28:45No.

00:28:46No.

00:28:47Happy Birthday.

00:28:48You worked so hard for that.

00:28:49You should make a wish.

00:28:50Wow.

00:28:51It's a bad start.

00:28:52No.

00:28:53No.

00:28:54No.

00:28:55No.

00:28:56No.

00:28:57No.

00:28:58No.

00:28:59No.

00:29:00No.

00:29:01No.

00:29:02No.

00:29:03No.

00:29:04No.

00:29:05No.

00:29:06No.

00:29:07No.

00:29:08No.

00:29:09No.

00:29:10No.

00:29:11No.

00:29:12No.

00:29:13No.

00:29:14No.

00:29:15No.

00:29:16How's that for a star?

00:29:20So pretty.

00:29:21I haven't really seen stars since my parents passed.

00:29:46Thank you, Professor Bright.

00:29:50Thanks, Mark.

00:30:16Thanks, Mark.

00:30:30.

00:31:00.

00:31:30.

00:31:31.

00:31:32.

00:31:33.

00:31:34.

00:31:35.

00:31:36.

00:31:37.

00:31:38.

00:31:39.

00:31:40.

00:31:41.

00:31:42.

00:31:43.

00:31:44.

00:31:45.

00:31:46.

00:31:47.

00:31:48.

00:31:49.

00:31:50.

00:31:51.

00:31:52.

00:31:53Mr. Bryan, are you playing favorites with your knees?

00:31:58Oh, .

00:31:59Oh, .

00:32:00.

00:32:01.

00:32:02My thesis is out the window.

00:32:05Science is a joke.

00:32:06.

00:32:07.

00:32:08.

00:32:09.

00:32:10.

00:32:11.

00:32:12.

00:32:13.

00:32:14.

00:32:15.

00:32:16.

00:32:17.

00:32:18.

00:32:19.

00:32:20.

00:32:21.

00:32:22.

00:32:23.

00:32:24.

00:32:25.

00:32:26.

00:32:27.

00:32:28Oh, can you give these divorce papers to my husband and face with me?

00:32:35Can you stop brushing me?

00:32:38Alright, I'm heading out.

00:32:41Wait, I feel like you've changed.

00:32:45I'm really worried.

00:32:46Can I meet your boyfriend sometime?

00:32:50Can you stop bossing me around?

00:32:53God, do I have to follow you around like a puppy dog forever?

00:32:56I didn't...

00:32:58Ever since we were kids, it's always been about you.

00:33:02You're so fucking fake.

00:33:06God!

00:33:15Are you helping her?

00:33:17It looks really expensive.

00:33:20Scoop.

00:33:23Anson, where is the car?

00:33:26Hey, cutie.

00:33:29Dare to pick me up?

00:33:31Uh, I was around.

00:33:33I was around?

00:33:35Oh.

00:33:37Mia, what's wrong?

00:33:38I'm not feeling good.

00:33:39Let's go.

00:33:43Professor Bryan?

00:33:45Mia, what are you doing here?

00:33:47Oh, I'm looking for my friend.

00:33:49She dropped this.

00:33:49Oh.

00:33:50Oh.

00:33:51Oh.

00:33:52Oh.

00:33:53Oh.

00:33:54Oh.

00:33:55Oh.

00:34:00Sorry.

00:34:00I have to go.

00:34:02Bye.

00:34:08So, uh, she had the necklace I gave you.

00:34:12How do you know her?

00:34:13How do you know her?

00:34:15Um, high school.

00:34:17We have the same name, so obviously we were friends.

00:34:21Oh, Mr. Bryan's assistants have the same name, too.

00:34:24Coincidence.

00:34:28Why were you hired?

00:34:29Um, she wanted to borrow some money.

00:34:30Um, she wanted to borrow some money, so I'm not interested.

00:34:33She's crazy.

00:34:34I need to stay far away from her.

00:34:36Well, I actually know her.

00:34:37And from what you're saying, it hardly sounds like you're all friends.

00:34:42I thought it was so cool.

00:34:43Um...

00:34:44Um...

00:34:45Um...

00:34:46Um...

00:34:47Uh...

00:34:48I thought it was so cool.

00:34:49Um...

00:34:50Um...

00:34:51Um...

00:34:52Um...

00:34:53Uh...

00:34:54Um...

00:34:55Yeah, Rose.

00:34:56I'm your mother-in-law.

00:35:02Sweetheart, I heard you want a divorce.

00:35:06That's true.

00:35:08But you don't need to worry about me.

00:35:13Oh.

00:35:14My son gave you that, right?

00:35:16No. It's my friend Lily's.

00:35:19What?

00:35:20That's impossible.

00:35:22I helped him pick it out myself.

00:35:24I'm positive.

00:35:25Lily accepted a gift from him?

00:35:29Mia, I promised your mom I would take care of you.

00:35:32Please, call my son.

00:35:43Clock's ticking. How's the experiment coming?

00:35:46Well, this graph shows time and location with the subject,

00:35:49with his heart rate fluctuation visible.

00:35:51Get to the point.

00:35:53We kissed.

00:35:54And his heart rate hit 130.

00:35:57And?

00:35:58I mean, give me a million in research grants and I'd hit 132.

00:36:02What else do you mean?

00:36:04I don't know.

00:36:05A recording of him saying he loves you?

00:36:08What?

00:36:09Who's in love with Mia?

00:36:10Who says they're in love with Mia?

00:36:13Uh, she's got a new admirer.

00:36:15We should congratulate her.

00:36:16And, uh, who might this be?

00:36:20I have no idea.

00:36:23My office.

00:36:24Now.

00:36:29Am I just here so that you can watch me work?

00:36:32Well, just so you know, we're holding a launch for the new AI next week.

00:36:37And after that, I'm leaving.

00:36:40What?

00:36:41Don't worry about your credits, Mia.

00:36:43You've been a great assistant.

00:36:45Is he really leaving?

00:36:50He wants Leo to admit that he loves you?

00:36:56That old fart is playing matchmaker.

00:37:00But he leaves so soon.

00:37:02Do you have enough time?

00:37:03Never fear.

00:37:07David is here.

00:37:10Step 12 in Mia's Guide to Romance.

00:37:14Make your target jealous?

00:37:17Come on.

00:37:19We need to put this plan into action.

00:37:22Time to put this plan into action.

00:37:26We need the perfect rival for Leo.

00:37:33We need to flirt so much that it makes everyone sick.

00:37:49What?

00:37:50How?

00:37:53And, uh, that's all I have.

00:37:55So thank you all for a productive day.

00:37:57Class dismissed.

00:38:03How's it going, baby boo thing?

00:38:11Want to go grab lunch?

00:38:16She, uh, she can't with you.

00:38:20She's, uh, she's going to the library with me.

00:38:23So.

00:38:25Um, well, I'm actually kind of busy.

00:38:29Yeah, we got, uh, some studying and, uh, reading to get done.

00:38:38So.

00:38:39Cool.

00:38:39Oh, I can't get over how gorgeous you are.

00:38:54I feel the same way about you.

00:38:59You're so thoughtful and open and kind and fashionable and-

00:39:09Too slow.

00:39:11It's time for the final blow.

00:39:16Don't you dare.

00:39:20Can't you tell?

00:39:22She's not even into you.

00:39:23Leo!

00:39:24Get real!

00:39:25I have the code to her house.

00:39:28Yeah, that's how close we are.

00:39:30Close, close.

00:39:31Is that true?

00:39:35Fine.

00:39:37Do whatever you want.

00:39:42Yeah.

00:39:45What?

00:39:47Did we just screw up?

00:39:48No.

00:39:49Don't worry.

00:39:50We still have Plan B.

00:39:53We still have Plan B.

00:39:55And?

00:39:56Let's go just like, I don't know.

00:39:58There we go.

00:39:58Yeah.

00:40:03David was telling the truth.

00:40:06That's part of it at her house.

00:40:09Is he her husband?

00:40:10No.

00:40:11P.I.

00:40:11Still investigating.

00:40:13Hey!

00:40:14Mr. Professor.

00:40:16Sir.

00:40:17Fancy a game?

00:40:18You're on!

00:40:25Not enough people for doubles.

00:40:28Wanna be my cheerleader, Mia?

00:40:30I can play.

00:40:32Professor Bryan.

00:40:33Two on two.

00:40:35Let's do this.

00:40:48The height.

00:40:57Shit.

00:40:58My goodness.

00:41:01I got him here.

00:41:04Are you okay?

00:41:19I'm fine.

00:41:20I can keep playing.

00:41:23Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:41:24No, no.

00:41:24Don't move, okay?

00:41:26You hurt your foot.

00:41:27Is it this one?

00:41:28Okay.

00:41:29Is this one?

00:41:30Can I just get this one?

00:41:32Whoa.

00:41:32Okay.

00:41:33Well, I'm not right.

00:41:34I'm not right.

00:41:36Hold on to me.

00:41:38I got you.

00:41:44If I'd have known he was going to do that, I would have fallen too.

00:41:48Leave it to the pros, okay?

00:41:50No one likes you.

00:41:54All right.

00:41:55It's going to be cold, okay?

00:41:57Don't move.

00:41:59There we go.

00:42:01It's all right.

00:42:02It's all right.

00:42:03I'll be gentle.

00:42:07So, that David seems quite the player, huh?

00:42:12I thought you all held up.

00:42:16You are my assistant.

00:42:21It's okay.

00:42:29I'll go.

00:42:30I finally took the leap.

00:42:33But...

00:42:37Oh.

00:42:38Sorry.

00:42:39Do you mind getting that?

00:42:40Might be answering.

00:42:43Leo!

00:42:44Why aren't you answering?

00:42:45Oh, sorry.

00:42:47The signal's bad.

00:42:49I think it's your mom.

00:42:53Leo, your wife and I are going to dinner tonight.

00:42:56You're coming.

00:42:58Wait.

00:42:58You and Mia?

00:42:59No, I can't.

00:43:00Tonight, I'm busy.

00:43:01I...

00:43:01Okay, great, hon.

00:43:02We'll see you there.

00:43:03Professor, are you good at all?

00:43:18All right.

00:43:19I'll take you home.

00:43:23There you go.

00:43:24Hold up.

00:43:30Wait.

00:43:31You also live here?

00:43:33Yeah.

00:43:33I used to live with a friend, but...

00:43:35Do you know the other Mia?

00:43:37What?

00:43:39Oh.

00:43:40Sorry.

00:43:40So, who is David to you?

00:43:53I've known him forever.

00:43:54He's like family to me.

00:43:55Got it.

00:43:56You know, I actually have to go do something.

00:43:59He seems upset.

00:44:10Mia, I'm sorry.

00:44:29My son stood us up.

00:44:31It's okay.

00:44:32Don't worry about it.

00:44:34Phew.

00:44:34Now I don't have to explain why I had Lily pretend to be me.

00:44:37You were all alone at your wedding a year ago.

00:44:41He missed it because he was on a humanitarian trip overseas.

00:44:45I understand.

00:44:46Why don't you give him another chance?

00:44:49He's working at your school now.

00:44:51Maybe it's fate.

00:44:52What?

00:44:54Really?

00:44:58It's a powerhouse.

00:45:01It's all right.

00:45:02It's a scum.

00:45:05So, what's going on here, then?

00:45:08Do you actually like Mia?

00:45:15Yeah.

00:45:16Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.

00:45:19Treat her better, or I'll make sure you regret it.

00:45:23Let's finish this party at Mia's house.

00:45:39Yeah!

00:45:40Yeah!

00:45:44Professor, what are you doing here?

00:45:47Look, I need you to stay away from David, okay?

00:45:50He's not a good guy.

00:45:51I'm serious.

00:45:57You're wasted.

00:45:59What happened?

00:46:01Look, he's playing you.

00:46:03Yeah, I know.

00:46:04What?

00:46:06They always get drunk and crash at my place.

00:46:09Okay, you are way too forgiving.

00:46:12They've always been good to me, so...

00:46:15I just deal with it.

00:46:17I can't help worrying about her.

00:46:21Mia?

00:46:21Well, hey.

00:46:24Hey, hey, hey, hey!

00:46:29Leo!

00:46:30Leo!

00:46:31I'll take the medical.

00:46:35You shouldn't have done that.

00:46:37He's drunk.

00:46:38I just didn't want him harassing you, okay?

00:46:40I'm gonna ask you one last time.

00:46:43Do you like me?

00:46:47Then start acting like my professor.

00:46:49I'm sorry.

00:46:58Why am I disappointed?

00:47:01I don't have feelings for him.

00:47:03Right?

00:47:08Leo, I've been waiting forever.

00:47:10I'm sorry.

00:47:11I missed dinner with my mom.

00:47:14I had dinner with your mom?

00:47:16Of course I had dinner with your mom.

00:47:19It was great.

00:47:22Such that you were there.

00:47:24Great job.

00:47:25Yeah, she's always wanted that ring.

00:47:27What?

00:47:29What ring?

00:47:31The one that you traded with your mom.

00:47:35Right.

00:47:35Lily?

00:47:44Lily?

00:47:45What's wrong?

00:47:47What's wrong?

00:47:50I need to borrow something.

00:47:52What?

00:47:53Did your mom leave you a ring?

00:47:55It's just that my boyfriend says I'm bleeding him dry, and I just want to scare him a little bit.

00:48:09It was my mom's.

00:48:11I'm sorry.

00:48:12I can lend you anything else.

00:48:13It was my mom's.

00:48:14Please?

00:48:15Please?

00:48:19Okay.

00:48:21It's over.

00:48:22How about...

00:48:24Some alcohol.

00:48:29Yeah.

00:48:30Yeah.

00:48:31Okay, girl, you okay?

00:49:01This hangover never ends. I don't even remember what happened.

00:49:18Leo thought you guys were messing with me, so he did.

00:49:23Well, did he at least admit that he loved you?

00:49:26Nope.

00:49:30I gotta get to the lab.

00:49:34Don't worry. We'll come up with a new plan tonight.

00:49:40Sounds good.

00:49:42Feel better.

00:49:44Hey, Leah said I could sell all her furniture online as things for helping her out.

00:49:5070-30 split if we sell our shit.

00:49:53Deal.

00:49:54Yeah.

00:49:55Yeah.

00:49:56Nice.

00:49:58Let's go.

00:50:02Are they backstabbing me again?

00:50:06Professor?

00:50:08Mm-hmm. Come on.

00:50:10Cancel any plans you have.

00:50:12You're coming to MIT with me tonight for the seminar.

00:50:16Everything's so last minute with you.

00:50:18I have a life too, you know.

00:50:20Stop meddling.

00:50:22Why am I so pissed off?

00:50:24He always gets me heated.

00:50:30Are you?

00:50:32Are you in love with her?

00:50:34No.

00:50:35She's right.

00:50:36She's just my student.

00:50:38It's just my student.

00:50:40Hey!

00:50:42Yay!

00:50:44Let's go!

00:50:46Let's go!

00:50:48Let's go!

00:50:49Let's go!

00:50:50Let's go!

00:50:51Let's go!

00:50:52Yes!

00:50:58Here you go!

00:50:59Awesome!

00:51:00Thank you!

00:51:01Cheers!

00:51:02Oh shit!

00:51:03Oh shit!

00:51:04Oh my!

00:51:05Oh my god!

00:51:06I'm so sorry!

00:51:08You know what?

00:51:09Don't even worry about it.

00:51:10We're gonna get our revenge.

00:51:11After we get dressed.

00:51:12Alright.

00:51:13Okay.

00:51:14Sorry.

00:51:15Professor Bryan?

00:51:16Professor Bryan?

00:51:17Professor Bryan?

00:51:19What?

00:51:20What?

00:51:21What?

00:51:22What?

00:51:23What?

00:51:24What?

00:51:25What?

00:51:26What?

00:51:27What?

00:51:28What?

00:51:29What?

00:51:30What?

00:51:31What?

00:51:32What?

00:51:33What?

00:51:34What?

00:51:35What?

00:51:36What?

00:51:37What?

00:51:38What?

00:51:39Are you dumb?

00:51:40Did you come here to insult me?

00:51:42What the fuck?

00:51:43Get out!

00:51:44You know, you are way too naive for someone with a master's in psych.

00:51:47What are you talking about?

00:51:49David and Helen are in there, right?

00:51:51Yeah?

00:51:52And?

00:51:59Hey!

00:52:00Uh, Nancy, meeting you here.

00:52:06Time to fess up.

00:52:07Uh, this is too far.

00:52:08No!

00:52:09Just let him misunderstand and admit his feelings for you.

00:52:12Actually, they were just-

00:52:14Oh no!

00:52:15Uh, they-they found us out!

00:52:17Oh, they did?

00:52:18Oh!

00:52:19I-I will never let them take you from me.

00:52:22What?

00:52:23Oh!

00:52:24Oh!

00:52:25Oh!

00:52:26Oh!

00:52:27Oh!

00:52:28Oh!

00:52:29Oh my god!

00:52:30Oh!

00:52:31Oh!

00:52:32Okay, alright.

00:52:33Here.

00:52:34Oh!

00:52:35Oh!

00:52:36Oh!

00:52:37I hope I didn't get my ass kicked for nothing.

00:52:40You know, she owes us big time.

00:52:41Right, Helen?

00:52:42Right?

00:52:43Why are you being so quiet?

00:52:44Who said you could kiss me?

00:52:45Oh!

00:52:46Ah!

00:52:47Oh!

00:52:48Oh!

00:52:49Oh!

00:52:50Oh!

00:52:51Oh!

00:52:52Oh!

00:52:53Oh!

00:52:54Oh!

00:52:55Oh!

00:52:56Where?

00:52:57I can't see!

00:52:58Where's my other eye?

00:52:59Where are you going?

00:53:00So, you followed me because you were worried about me?

00:53:06You were right. I need to be more honest.

00:53:11By the way, I've been meaning to ask, what is this placelet actually for?

00:53:16It detects your heart rate.

00:53:19Oh, so you gave it to me on purpose.

00:53:23How about a cup of coffee?

00:53:30Shit. I can't even see our plan.

00:53:34No!

00:53:35Oh!

00:53:55Professor Bryan.

00:53:58Call me Rio.

00:54:02Rio, this could be dangerous.

00:54:05I think we've already crossed that line.

00:54:09What are you saying?

00:54:11I'm saying I can't keep my eyes off of you.

00:54:16I worry about you all day.

00:54:19Why?

00:54:21I don't need your sympathy.

00:54:27I don't need your sympathy.

00:54:30I don't need your sympathy.

00:54:34I'm saying I'm saying I'm not happy.

00:55:03You're lucky.

00:55:06Can I get a little time?

00:55:1024 days. Is that enough?

00:55:14It's oddly specific.

00:55:17I just can't wait.

00:55:20Look, I need to handle something first.

00:55:27What is it?

00:55:29I'm actually married.

00:55:32Look, my parents set it up.

00:55:37If I'd known he was married, I never would have gone after him.

00:55:42Look, I swear I haven't even touched her and I'll handle it as soon as possible.

00:55:47It's too late. Get out.

00:55:52Go.

00:55:57Sorry, sent the wrong picture. This is my son. Let's go diving sometime.

00:56:12He looks so familiar.

00:56:18I'm on a wilderness safari. Leave a message if you need anything.

00:56:24You want a divorce?

00:56:34I should never have asked you to move in. Here. Take this as an apology.

00:56:41You know, I'm not really feeling good. Maybe we can talk about this later.

00:56:48What? Oh!

00:56:51Can we just stay with this forever?

00:56:58You know, it's almost my parents' death anniversary, so...

00:57:10I've made up my mind.

00:57:11Well, I'm not leaving.

00:57:13Then I'm leaving.

00:57:15Hey, Mia, look. About the press conference.

00:57:21Her again?

00:57:31So, what do you want for me?

00:57:33Well, we both hate Mia, right?

00:57:37Yeah. Bitch took my spot on Professor Bryan's project team.

00:57:41Yeah. Not to mention, she's a homewrecker.

00:57:45She really is a bitch.

00:57:47Mhm.

00:57:48So, how about some revenge?

00:57:53Let's take her down.

00:57:58What's the plan?

00:58:11Um, sorry. Here's the press conference plan.

00:58:21Professor, what's your wife like?

00:58:23She's nothing to me.

00:58:25Then why'd you marry her?

00:58:26Look, Mia, I'm sorry.

00:58:28If I kill this press conference, can you promise me one thing?

00:58:32What?

00:58:34Promise me I get to meet your wife.

00:58:36Promise me I get to meet your wife.

00:58:39You really want to meet her?

00:58:41I'm gonna make this the best press conference anyone's ever seen.

00:58:47Alright. I promise.

00:58:55What?

00:58:56That guy looks exactly like Leo.

00:58:58Does Leo have a twin or something?

00:59:00Wait, did Lily give your husband your divorce papers?

00:59:04Nope. She's been avoiding Lily.

00:59:06Maybe Lily's new boy toy is your husband.

00:59:08Shh.

00:59:09Honestly, I wouldn't have been a pastor.

00:59:10No way.

00:59:11We've been friends forever.

00:59:12I really need to focus on this press conference.

00:59:13How do you know what I'm supposed to be doing to this?

00:59:15Wait.

00:59:16What?

00:59:17What's wrong?

00:59:18OMG.

00:59:19Someone's calling Mia a homewrecker on the campus forum.

00:59:20Shit.

00:59:21No one's gonna take her side now.

00:59:22What?

00:59:23It's true.

00:59:24Look at it.

00:59:25What should we do?

00:59:26Need some help?

00:59:27I have lots of connections.

00:59:28Why would you help Mia?

00:59:42What? It's true. Look at it.

00:59:46What should we do?

00:59:47Need some help?

00:59:49I have lots of connections.

00:59:52Why would you help me?

00:59:55I have a condition, of course.

00:59:57I don't know. I'm so sorry.

00:59:59Spit it out.

01:00:01Are you putting a good word with me, Professor Bryan?

01:00:04You will.

01:00:12A bar?

01:00:14It's not just a bar.

01:00:16The owner has a lot of clout around here.

01:00:19Leah, you can't trust her.

01:00:21She has a condition.

01:00:23Suit yourself.

01:00:24It's your funeral.

01:00:26You?

01:00:28I wonder what her condition is.

01:00:39Where's the owner?

01:00:41She'll be here soon.

01:00:43Here, have a drink.

01:01:11One skank. Sign, seal, delivered.

01:01:14We good?

01:01:15Uh-huh.

01:01:17I can't get a hold of Mia. Should I push back to me?

01:01:19Well, hold on. She wouldn't blow this off. I believe in her.

01:01:21Mia's not answering her phone. She's at the Sunset Bar.

01:01:22It's a real sketchy place. I heard the owner shady as hell, too.

01:01:23Figure out where Mia's phone is.

01:01:24Wait. Mr. Bryan?

01:01:25What?

01:01:26I can't get a hold of Mia. Should I push back to me?

01:01:27I can't get a hold of Mia. Should I push back to me?

01:01:28Well, hold on. She wouldn't blow this off. I believe in her.

01:01:30Mia's not answering her phone. She's at the Sunset Bar.

01:01:31It's a real sketchy place. I heard the owner shady as hell, too.

01:01:32Figure out where Mia's phone is.

01:01:34Wait. Mr. Bryan?

01:01:35Oh, who the hell are you? I don't think so, buddy.

01:01:59I don't think so buddy

01:02:09Mia

01:02:14He's cool, he's cool

01:02:17I'm totally fine

01:02:19Why did I hear a wick prank?

01:02:21I'm teaching them a lesson

01:02:29Uh, what?

01:02:31I'm teaching them a lesson

01:02:39And you know your style

01:02:43Was this hottie a tough nutcrack?

01:02:46Nothing I couldn't handle

01:02:51I retired from the shady shit a long time ago

01:02:54I'm just wanting to settle down now

01:02:56Mia just happens to be an expert

01:02:58Ask for her advice

01:03:01Wow

01:03:03Great, uh, well

01:03:04Do you wanna go back?

01:03:06Sure

01:03:08See you later

01:03:11I'll keep you updated

01:03:28Uh, no

01:03:31Let's get you cleaned up

01:03:40Hey

01:03:43I'm so glad you're okay

01:03:45Okay

01:03:49It's been down at first

01:03:51But

01:03:52It turned out to be pretty bad

01:03:54I was so worried

01:03:56I'm out of last year

01:03:57Filtered it off

01:03:58I didn't know

01:04:02Get the pause

01:04:03Uh, you have to go up to it

01:04:04And, and then you're on the door

01:04:05I can't wait for this

01:04:07And then you're on the door

01:04:08I want to go out here

01:04:09and be a drink

01:04:11If you're on the door

01:04:12and you're on the door

01:04:13No, the door's out here

01:04:14right

01:04:15Nonetheless, you're on the door

01:04:16And he's on the door

01:04:17We could just wrap it up

01:05:48Sorry about the assistant position.

01:05:52It turned me a little something different anyway, so I don't think you'll like it.

01:05:56Hey, where's Mia?

01:05:58You are so now ready for this.

01:05:59Wow.

01:06:01You're absolutely stunning.

01:06:20I'm kind of nervous.

01:06:23I've been memorizing my speech all day.

01:06:26Mia, the seats are still empty.

01:06:29Don't worry.

01:06:30I got it covered.

01:06:31That dress is incredible.

01:06:47Oh, my new boyfriend bought it for me.

01:06:51All thanks to you, Professor Rose.

01:06:53Well, thanks so much for coming.

01:06:56I have some other people coming later.

01:06:59Do we even have seats?

01:07:01Uh, leave it to me.

01:07:05Humans crave intimacy, but it can be hard to express ourselves.

01:07:09The Bryan Group's AI uses emotional computing to expand the limits of virtual companionship.

01:07:18I can't believe I did it.

01:07:23You are so great up there, and I'm going to keep my promise.

01:07:28Please welcome Mr. Leo Bryan, the CEO of Bryan Group.

01:07:37Shoot.

01:07:45Leo Bryan and me around?

01:07:50Are these my cousins?

01:07:53Lily?

01:07:57What are you doing here?

01:08:00Hi, everyone.

01:08:02I'd like to introduce myself.

01:08:05I'm Leo's wife.

01:08:06What are you doing?

01:08:07How long are you going to hide me for?

01:08:10Stop.

01:08:11No.

01:08:11Let go of me.

01:08:13Stop.

01:08:14Get her out of here.

01:08:18Where's Mia?

01:08:19Mia just ran out.

01:08:23Why did Lily lie to me?

01:08:35Well, you're useless as ever.

01:08:37Mom's a crybaby.

01:08:38Always a crybaby.

01:08:40Really?

01:08:40Well, I guess I should thank you.

01:08:43Leo and I really hit it off.

01:08:46And I moved in with him.

01:08:48What?

01:08:49You know him.

01:08:51Super icy.

01:08:52But not with me, of course.

01:08:55But you're ruining everything.

01:08:57Why didn't you tell me earlier?

01:09:00It was my feelings.

01:09:01But he said he'd get rid of you, so...

01:09:05I know, Leo.

01:09:07He would never.

01:09:09Really?

01:09:10Well, let's just wait and see who he chooses.

01:09:13Why did you crash our press conference?

01:09:31Come closer and I'll tell you.

01:09:33Did you just do that on purpose?

01:09:45Yeah.

01:09:46And?

01:09:47If I can't have you, no one can.

01:09:51Mia!

01:09:52The final step in Mia's Guide to Romance,

01:10:11an avoidant attachment style can protect you from getting hurt.

01:10:14Mia, look, I'm sorry, okay?

01:10:31Look, nothing happened.

01:10:33Please, please, just trust me.

01:10:36How can I earn your forgiveness?

01:10:39Leo, it's all my fault.

01:10:41Look, I...

01:10:44I'm not very good at expressing myself,

01:10:46so I kept ignoring all the feelings I had for you.

01:10:50I'm sorry.

01:10:51I started all this.

01:10:54I just can't any longer.

01:10:57Look, you don't have to forgive me, but...

01:11:00I just need to make sure you're safe.

01:11:04I'm the worst.

01:11:06I had Lily pretend to be me.

01:11:11I am so, so sorry.

01:11:28Professor Bryan, I...

01:11:29I need to come clean.

01:11:32I'm listening.

01:11:35This has been an experiment all along.

01:11:37An experiment.

01:11:41I use you as a guinea pig to support my research.

01:11:47You need to stop messing around with me, okay?

01:11:48I planned everything from the beginning.

01:11:51This isn't a fitness tracker.

01:11:54It's been recording data for me.

01:11:56I never really loved you.

01:11:59So, now we're even.

01:12:03No, I don't believe you.

01:12:04My experiment is over.

01:12:07So, we're over.

01:12:09Wait, wait, wait, me, me, I...

01:12:20You're keeping up on the experiment?

01:12:23Why?

01:12:24I can't do it.

01:12:26Worst case, I'll just graduate late.

01:12:28Graduate late?

01:12:29This isn't like you.

01:12:31I'm sorry I disappointed you, Professor.

01:12:34Mia, wait.

01:12:39Mia.

01:12:42Are you crying?

01:12:43What's wrong?

01:12:47Look, I've got to go soon.

01:12:49I'm going on a business trip abroad.

01:12:50Safe travels.

01:12:52Look, Mia, there's been something I've been meaning to tell you.

01:12:54Please, just listen.

01:12:59What's this?

01:13:00I know you have a wife, and I know that she's pregnant.

01:13:04Take care.

01:13:12God.

01:13:13This place is a total dump.

01:13:15Why don't you just expose Lily for that bitch she is?

01:13:23Because we used to be friends.

01:13:26Not to mention, she's pregnant now.

01:13:32And how do you know it's Leo's?

01:13:37Whatever.

01:13:38Leo already left.

01:13:40He's dead to me.

01:13:41No more moping.

01:13:53Get your ass up.

01:13:54We're going to that graduation party.

01:13:56Oh!

01:13:57Oh!

01:13:58Oh!

01:13:59Oh!

01:14:00Oh!

01:14:01Oh!

01:14:02Oh!

01:14:03Oh!

01:14:04Oh!

01:14:05Oh!

01:14:06Oh!

01:14:07Oh!

01:14:08Oh!

01:14:09Oh!

01:14:10Professor Bryan is here.

01:14:13I heard he's a starry knight.

01:14:15You're a starry knight.

01:14:17Dumb name.

01:14:19Come on.

01:14:20It's school tradition.

01:14:21The student council picks up you knight.

01:14:24And whoever racks up the most cards gets you to dance with them.

01:14:27Come on!

01:14:28It's on!

01:14:30Mia, help me get some cards.

01:14:34What do you see?

01:14:35You'll see.

01:14:37What do you see?

01:14:45Teach me how to kick my ax out.

01:14:47Teach me how to kick my ax out.

01:14:49Please.

01:14:53Please welcome your Starry Knights.

01:15:04First up, we're auctioning off Sir Leo Bryan.

01:15:25Five, eight, ten, fifteen, twenty, all in.

01:15:36I'm out.

01:15:40Mia, why did you give up?

01:15:43I just want to forget all about this.

01:15:48Excuse me?

01:15:51Now you have the snacks.

01:15:58Hi.

01:15:59Toodles.

01:16:01Hey.

01:16:04Want to dance?

01:16:07Um, sorry friend, but she's big.

01:16:13Bye Phil.

01:16:15Mia, even if you don't choose me, I'm not going to give up.

01:16:20Professor Bryan, I bought you fair and square.

01:16:24Well then let me buy my own time bag.

01:16:27Here.

01:16:29May I have this dance?

01:16:33May I have this dance?

01:16:40Oh!

01:16:41Oh!

01:16:42I'm sorry.

01:16:43It's okay.

01:16:44It's alright.

01:16:45You can help me as much as you want.

01:16:48I'm the one who made you.

01:16:50Isn't it time to just end this?

01:16:51I know.

01:16:52Don't be so hasty.

01:16:53Doctor.

01:16:54What do you mean?

01:16:55I know who you are.

01:16:56You've been really near.

01:16:57My dear.

01:16:58Look, I'll admit.

01:16:59Having someone else pretend to be you, that's pretty creative.

01:17:03What?

01:17:04I knew it wasn't pregnant.

01:17:05I was in check.

01:17:06The test was fake.

01:17:07Shh.

01:17:08What?

01:17:09Come on.

01:17:10Let's go, Mrs. Bryan.

01:17:11Mrs. Bryan.

01:17:12What?

01:17:13I was in check.

01:17:14The test was fake.

01:17:15Shh.

01:17:16What?

01:17:17Come on.

01:17:18Let's go, Mrs. Bryan.

01:17:19I was in check.

01:17:20The test was fake.

01:17:21Shh.

01:17:22What?

01:17:23Come on.

01:17:24Let's go, Mrs. Bryan.

01:17:26Are you in a rush or something?

01:17:42I'm just trying to make up the last time.

01:17:45You can't turn back time, so let's cherish every moment now.

01:17:56So tell me, what is this theory about love?

01:18:09Let me run some calculations.

01:18:14And then?

01:18:19And then, say the magic words.

01:18:25I love you.

01:18:38No, you can't do this.

01:18:53You can't do this to me.

01:18:55Leo, your maid is kicking me out.

01:18:58I'm his mother, you little brat.

01:19:00Get out of here.

01:19:01No, Leo.

01:19:02Mia tricked me, too.

01:19:03Really?

01:19:04Is that why you stole her ring?

01:19:06Um, Mia, I'm so sorry.

01:19:10Don't ever talk to me again.

01:19:12What?

01:19:13No.

01:19:14Hello?

01:19:15If you change your mind, you have three more days to submit your paper.

01:19:31Oh.

01:19:32Where are you going?

01:19:33I have to revise my thesis.

01:19:43Congratulations, Dr. Rose.

01:19:48Thank you, Professor Hugo.

01:19:49Congratulations, baby.

01:19:58Looks like my experiment is over.

01:20:00True, but I'm not done with my research on just how much I love you.

01:20:05David, you know you actually still owe me something.

01:20:14Huh?

01:20:15Well, speak up before I get out of here.

01:20:19There.

01:20:20Now we're even.

01:20:22Helen!

01:20:23Wait.

01:20:24Research shows love is based on attraction, which can be scientifically enhanced.

01:20:36Mia Rose, most popular TA on campus.

01:20:40Too bad she's head over heels for her husband.

01:20:43I don't stand a chance.

01:20:45But science can't replace real feelings.

01:20:48Mrs. Rose, is the data research based on your husband?

01:20:51What?

01:20:52Professor Hugo!

01:20:55Didn't we agree to keep this all under wraps?

01:20:59Damn it.

01:21:04Leo's pissed, isn't he?

01:21:09Thank you, everyone.

01:21:19Leo?

01:21:20Are you here?

01:21:21What?

01:21:22You're just in time.

01:21:23Leo, did you do all of this?

01:21:25Even twin stars knew of course correctly.

01:21:26But the pool between us?

01:21:27Never even shifted.

01:21:28I, uh...

01:21:29I bought us two stars.

01:21:30You will never.

01:21:31You will never.

01:21:32Yeah.

01:21:33You will never.

01:21:34You will again.

01:21:35Yes.

01:21:36You will.

01:21:37You will never.

01:21:38I've never even shifted.

01:21:41I, uh, I bought us two stars.

01:21:46You will never, you will again.

01:21:55Neo Rose, will you marry me?

01:22:02Neo Rose, will you marry me?

01:22:08Of course.

01:22:13Yes.

01:22:27You know, um, I should tell you, I didn't notice that whiteboard the very first time I came here.

01:22:33What?

01:22:35Mm-hmm.

01:22:36I'm just happy I was working here.

01:22:38Ugh.

01:22:40So you've been studying Mia's Guide to Romance?

01:22:44Well, I've done a bit of research myself.

01:22:48Hey.

01:22:49Why don't we go do something else?

01:22:58Nope.

01:22:59See, I have some academic issues to discuss.

01:23:03I've been wondering where it is when you want me to kiss you.

01:23:16And where next?

01:23:17Oh.

01:23:18Oh.

01:23:20Ah, now, now.

01:23:21Dr. Rose, you need to take this experiment seriously.

01:23:24Why don't we take this discussion somewhere else?

01:23:37Or, now, I'm gonna put this.

01:23:38I'll take this manipulation now.

01:23:40I'm just gonna tell you what I know.

01:23:41Okay.

01:23:42I'm getting victorious now.

01:23:43Okay.

01:23:44I'm just gonna take this video.

01:23:45And I'm just going to try this video.

01:23:47And I'm going to go.

01:23:48Okay.

01:23:49Let's see what you've done.

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