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  • 6/25/2025
Hey Boss, Your Company is Getting Bombed
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00:00my name is Clyde Lane my name is Clyde Lane and three days ago I developed a
00:10terrible superpower I see death before it happens what if you do don't cross
00:15that road because if you do you're gonna die
00:22is there a bomb in this office didn't I fire your ass last week he's a delivery
00:29boy now
00:35what's my wife doing here something is seriously wrong with you Clyde take your
00:40crazy theories somewhere else we don't leave here we are all gonna die this is
00:49happening this is true okay
00:52come on we have to go
00:55well well look who it is Clyde didn't you uh get fired last week I did I got fired I just
01:19got a delivery for the office
01:22you're delivering food now oh my god that is so pathetic you fell hard
01:30wait Mark must be so awkward going back there when they just threw you out especially as a delivery
01:37boy Mark stop don't touch me I don't want to catch your sad hey just listen to me okay
01:45whatever you do don't cross that road because if you do you're gonna die
01:49what the hell is wrong with you man I'm already late what you want me to get fired too
01:54user
01:55hey keep that food warm all right
02:00my name is Clyde Lane and three days ago I developed a terrible superpower
02:16I see death before it happens how when and why he's the fourth one I've tried to save them all but
02:25they ignored me
02:26why would anyone just let him to me
02:28what hey hey hey you up there hey come down you're gonna fall hey hey
02:51Clyde it's good to see you man but what are you doing Alan Alan you see that window washer
02:56he's about to fall okay I I can see a timer above his head that tells me exactly when and how he's
03:02gonna die and that guy is about to die in ten seconds hey hey get down he's just quiet get it
03:08together just snap out of you sound like a crazy person holy shit you what you just said how did
03:19you how did you know he was gonna die he's the fifth person I've tried to save
03:25fifth in three days
03:29why are you looking at me like that dude seriously what's wrong you're scaring me
03:38you have one too
03:42Clyde what the hell is wrong with you don't fuck with me like that it's not funny
03:49no it's not a joke Alan okay yours says you're gonna die from a heart attack at 9 25 a.m. okay
03:57predicting one random guy's death doesn't mean you suddenly have superpowers and I've never had heart
04:02problems in my life you lost your damn mind
04:04Alan I've known you for years
04:07why would I pull something this messed up just please trust me okay in the last three
04:15days I've seen five people with that exact same timer and now
04:20they're all dead this is bullshit people don't just drop dead because you say they will maybe if
04:30you had spent less time on comic book doomsday bullshit and more on your job you wouldn't have
04:34gotten fired Alan just get yourself to a hospital okay just get yourself checked out please for my
04:41sake okay I feel great oh actually I feel fucking amazing or at least I did until you showed up acting
04:46like a creep maybe everybody at work was right about you you know what they've been saying
04:50that you're washed up used to be good man but when was the last time you actually closed a deal
04:56hell even Liam who started as your intern got promoted to manager over you it's not about me
05:02Alan I swear it's not okay whatever I don't have time for this thanks for making me late
05:07those other people who died were just strangers but this is different
05:14I can't I can't lose Alan I have to save him
05:21hey what are you doing here hey Claire didn't think I'd be back here so soon huh
05:39I've got a delivery for mr. Kingsley
05:44what are you looking at creep you're here to bring food not look down my shirt oh no no I wasn't I was
05:55someone bothering you babe yes Liam this pervert right here didn't I fire your ass last week
06:01he just showed up and he decided to look at my chest what no Claire that is not what happened okay
06:07I was looking above your head because you have
06:09Jesus Christ Liam too
06:14hello
06:14same time same cause
06:20earth to Clyde what are you doing here he's dropping off lunch he's a delivery boy now
06:27oh a delivery boy wow it didn't take long for you to just hit rock bottom huh cute vest though
06:40now be a good little delivery boy drop off for your food and get the fuck out of here
06:45uh look look I think you and Claire are in grave danger okay Liam I know we've had Liam are we on a
06:57first-name basis no you are the help and you will address me as mr. wealthy boy
07:07oh my god is there a bomb in this office
07:33yes
07:35hey hey hey listen up everybody um can I just get your attention just just for a second
07:41Clyde what are you doing here didn't you get fired yes he was
07:47and now look at him a sad needy delivery boy begging for attention uh Liam Mr. Wellesley
07:55I think there is going to be a bomb that goes off in this office at 9 30 a.m we need to get
08:00everyone out of here now okay a bomb oh gosh everybody come in morning meeting okay okay this
08:11is why you need to work hard y'all remember Clyde he used to be a good employee
08:18hell he was my boss when I first started working here but Clyde got complacent
08:25and all his clients dried up and now look at him he's a starving nobody begging for attention so bad
08:34that he makes up a bomb threat
08:38victory group security team is world class no way someone snuck an explosive in here yeah the chances of
08:44a bomb attack are about the same as us getting struck by lightning or Clyde getting a real jobs
08:50okay everybody please just listen to me everyone please please i beg you listen to me oh look at
08:57him he's a freaking delivery boy and apparently he can't even do that right because he spilled it
09:04everywhere
09:17These people are horrible, but I can't just let them die.
09:38Look, everybody, I know it sounds crazy, but I know what I'm talking about, okay?
09:44I can sense when something bad is going to happen.
09:48Go get Alan, okay? He'll back me up.
09:51Don't listen to this pervert. He's probably just here to stare down your shirts.
09:55It's not about that right now.
09:56Hey, hey, what's the matter, Clive?
09:59Your wife not giving it up to you since you lost your job?
10:02You're reduced to staring down chicks' shirts like a sex offender?
10:05Ugh, what a creep.
10:07Just get out of here, man.
10:08Please, just go get Alan. He can explain what I can do.
10:12We're not getting anyone.
10:22Investors from the M&N Investment Group are coming today.
10:25It's a huge deal on the line for us.
10:28If you screw this up, I swear to God,
10:31the only thing exploding today will be the bomb I'm putting on your pathetic bike.
10:36Why won't you listen to me?
10:38What is wrong with you?
10:40There's nothing wrong with him.
10:41You are almost 40 and just got fired.
10:45Stop embarrassing yourself and just go.
10:47I can't, okay?
10:49Please, just everybody leave the building.
10:52I swear on my life!
10:53Okay, okay, that's it. I'm done with you.
10:55If you don't get out of here,
10:57I swear I'm going to hurt you.
10:59What will it take for you guys to believe me?
11:06Huh?
11:07What will it take?
11:08If we don't leave here, we are all going to die.
11:11That's it. That's fucking it.
11:21Mr. Wellesley, please believe me.
11:25Your life depends on it.
11:26Shut the fuck up!
11:28Mr. Wellesley, please!
11:32You know what Clyde gets sometimes?
11:35Stupid old fucks.
11:37No wonder they're friends.
11:38Thank God you're here, man.
11:40Please, please tell them what I can do, okay?
11:43Tell them about today.
11:45That guy is about to die in 10 seconds!
11:47I snapped out of you.
11:48You sound like a crazy person.
11:52Holy fucking shit!
11:58What the hell are you doing today?
12:00If you keep acting like a complete madman, you're going to get me fired.
12:03I don't want to be a door dasher in my 40s.
12:05Alan!
12:06Tell them about the window cleaner, okay?
12:10Tell them about the death timer.
12:12It's real!
12:13Please, Clyde, stop.
12:14For your own good.
12:16Look, everybody in here has a timer
12:19that says they're going to die from an explosion at 9.30!
12:22Right.
12:23And earlier you told me I was going to die from a heart attack at 9.25.
12:26Which one is it?
12:27You can't even keep your own bullshit straight.
12:31It's both.
12:32It's both.
12:33Both are real.
12:34Your timer says you're going to die from a heart attack at 9.25!
12:37That's it.
12:40I'm done with this craziness.
12:44Get your batshit crazy friend out of here.
12:48Or I'm going to fire you too.
12:52Come on.
12:53We'll walk you out of here.
12:58I'm not going anywhere, okay?
13:00After everything we've been through.
13:02Why don't you believe me?
13:03Look, I think if we get you to the hospital now, you still have time.
13:07Give it a rest.
13:09I'm trying to help you.
13:10And you're telling me I'm about to drop dead?
13:12Yes.
13:13Is this some stupid, sick, jealous thing because I still have my job?
13:16Is that what this really is?
13:17No!
13:18And he's not some stupid jealousy thing.
13:20I'm trying to save your life, man.
13:22I didn't fucking ask you to.
13:24What?
13:24Get out of my face!
13:25Ah!
13:26Ah!
13:27Ah!
13:32Ah!
13:33Can someone clean this shit up?
13:54And, uh, Claire!
13:57File a complaint with DoorDash.
13:58I want this delivery boy fired.
14:00Listen up.
14:04This is not a drill.
14:05There's a bomb in the building.
14:06It's going to go off at exactly 9.30.
14:09Everyone needs to evacuate.
14:10Now!
14:10Damn.
14:11I didn't fully snap.
14:13Yeah, psycho.
14:14Hey.
14:15If you're going to talk shit, at least say it to his face.
14:18Please exit the premises.
14:20This is not a drill.
14:20Hi!
14:22Are you serious right now?
14:23Yes!
14:24100%!
14:25I swear to you!
14:25You're dead, moron!
14:27Clyde, are you out of your fucking mind?
14:29Get away from the intercom!
14:33Get away from the intercom!
14:35Mr. Kingsley, uh, Clyde has completely lost his mind.
14:39He's scaring everyone.
14:41Trying to convince us all that there's going to be an explosion here at 9.30.
14:45Mr. Kingsley, it's true, okay?
14:47There is an explosion happening at 9.30 a.m.
14:49That's enough!
14:51I need you to shut your fucking mouth and get the fuck out of here, okay?
14:54The people from Imminent Investment Group is already on their way,
14:57and your bullshit, your craziness is the last thing anyone needs.
15:01Mr. Kingsley, I am not crazy, okay?
15:03I guarantee you, this is happening.
15:05This is true, okay?
15:10Security!
15:13Hold this man and call the authorities.
15:14You know, don't even bother, okay?
15:18If none of you believe me, fine.
15:21Stay, see what happens.
15:23I, for one, I'm leaving.
15:32What's my wife doing here?
15:38Oh no, I forgot Ivy was coming here today.
15:44There you go, honey.
15:49Okay, stop, stop.
15:51You're wrinkling my blouse.
15:52Look, I have an important meeting at your old office today,
15:55and I can't deal with any distractions.
15:57Look, I know that building gets a lot of deliveries,
15:59so if you get sent there, just do me a favor.
16:02Don't mention that we're married, all right?
16:05Of course, honey.
16:06Okay.
16:06Okay.
16:06Love you.
16:15Mr. Todd, Miss Linden.
16:18Nice to meet you.
16:19Thanks for having us.
16:20Let's give a warm welcome to Xavier Todd and Ivy Linden
16:23from Imminent Investment Group.
16:25If Ivy stays, she'll die along with everyone else.
16:33I need to get her out of here.
16:35Ivy.
16:36Miss, uh, Linden.
16:38Please, come with me.
16:39There's actually an emergency situation.
16:42Let me escort you off the premises.
16:46Clyde, what the hell are you doing?
16:48Let Miss Linden go.
16:49My apologies.
16:51This delivery boy's having himself a rough morning.
16:54Liam, I want him out of my sight.
16:57Okay, so.
16:57What the fuck?
16:59How about some coffee?
17:01We have bagels.
17:02That sounds like a plan.
17:03It's fine.
17:04Wait.
17:05Hey, Ivy, look.
17:05There's a bomb in the building.
17:06We need to get out of here now.
17:08Let go of her, you fucking lunatic.
17:10There's going to be an explosion.
17:12Jim, Jim, quit standing around.
17:13Kill the hell mate.
17:15No.
17:16No, Ivy.
17:17Hey, Ivy.
17:21Where the hell do you think you're going?
17:23I don't know about you, but I don't plan on dying at my desk.
17:26Don't tell me you actually believe.
17:28Maybe he's lying.
17:30Maybe he's not.
17:31Either way, better safe than sorry.
17:33I don't want my last moments to be working at the victory group.
17:36Emily, get back here.
17:37You're still on the clock.
17:41Hey, where do you think you're going?
17:43People, hey, come on.
17:45Miss Linden.
17:46Come on, we have to go.
17:55Fucking hell, Clyde.
17:57Did you take this delivery just because you knew I'd be working here?
18:00Ivy, this is bigger than your job, okay?
18:02I'm trying to save our lives.
18:04Oh, please.
18:05You're jealous of Xavier, who's just my boss, and so you're trying to sabotage my meeting.
18:10It's not going to work.
18:11Ivy, Ivy, Ivy, I'm not jealous, okay?
18:14Of all the people, I thought you'd believe me.
18:22Mr. Todd, just ignore him.
18:26Clyde's been struggling.
18:28Whatever the case may be, a potential bomb threat is no trivial matter.
18:33The woman who left had a point.
18:34It would be smart to take this as much as seriously.
18:37Absolutely.
18:38Around here, safety first, always.
18:40You said there was going to be an explosion.
18:43Yes, Mr. Todd, absolutely.
18:45You need to evacuate right now, and you should take Miss Linden here with you.
18:49Please.
18:50Not so fast.
18:51How do you even know this?
18:53Where's your proof?
18:55Where's the bomb located?
18:56Who planted it?
18:57I don't know.
18:58I'm sorry.
19:00So no location?
19:02No suspects?
19:03Just blind panic?
19:05You really expect us to drop everything based on nothing?
19:08Look, I know.
19:09I get it.
19:10It sounds crazy.
19:11I can see a death timer, okay?
19:16Above every single person's head.
19:19I see when they're going to die, and right now, everybody here is going to die at 9.30
19:24from an explosion.
19:28A death timer.
19:31Of course.
19:33Are you hearing this?
19:34Like I said, Clyde isn't well.
19:38I'll take care of him, sir.
19:40Come on, buddy.
19:41Let's go.
19:41They got a meeting to get to you.
19:42Stop.
19:48Mr. Todd, in 30 seconds, this man right here is going to have a heart attack and die.
20:01That's it.
20:02All I've done is try to help you.
20:05You know, I really thought we were friends.
20:06Alan, I...
20:08You what?
20:08You've been jammering on about my death all morning.
20:11Are you really that jealous?
20:13Because I'm done.
20:14We're done.
20:15Do you know why he's so obsessed with getting Miss Linden to leave?
20:18Because she's his wife.
20:21And as for me, I'm not going to die.
20:23You see this shit, Clyde?
20:24I could do this all day.
20:26No, stop.
20:26That's not healthy.
20:27My heart is...
20:28No, no, no, no.
20:31Alan!
20:31No, no, Alan, no!
20:35Steve, I told you!
20:39He's having a heart attack right now!
20:41Hey!
20:45Hey!
20:46Hey!
20:47Hey, buddy!
20:49Shit!
20:51He's not breathing.
20:52He must be dead.
20:55Alan's not dead.
20:57He's just passed out.
20:59Probably from all the dancing.
21:02Clyde, it was your hysterics that caused this.
21:05Me?
21:06Did Clyde just predict this?
21:08No.
21:09No way.
21:10It's ridiculous.
21:11It's just a freak coincidence.
21:21Probably fine in no time, buddy.
21:23Okay, Clyde Sonson's probably just stressed you out.
21:26All right.
21:26Good work.
21:28You know, mornings aren't usually like this around here.
21:34What do you say we get back to that meeting, huh?
21:36I'm ready.
21:38You ready?
21:39Don't worry about it, Mr. Kingsley.
21:40I can't judge an entire company off of one employee's actions.
21:44Let's get it started.
21:45Yeah, but this way.
21:47After you.
21:50Okay.
21:52Hey, hey.
21:57Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm...
22:00I'm ready!
22:01Clyde, what the fuck are you trying to do?
22:04I'm trying to save your lives!
22:05Oh!
22:08Wake the fuck up!
22:09I've never been more awake in my life!
22:12What?
22:14Do you even know why you went from being a five-time sales champion to getting fired?
22:20Why?
22:21Because you're a fossil.
22:23The game changed, but you didn't.
22:26Mr. Kingsley handed all his clients off to me.
22:29In fact, your best pal, Alan, he was pretty happy to steal from you, too.
22:38You all knew?
22:39You were hiding this from me?
22:42We didn't exactly have to hide.
22:44I mean, come on.
22:47Mr. Oblivious here didn't suspect a thing.
22:50Okay.
22:51I get it.
22:53So you were all ganging up on me from the start, huh?
22:56Well, you could all go to hell.
22:57Ashley, get out of my way.
23:03Because I have got to save my wife.
23:06Grab him!
23:06Get me out of my way!
23:08Hold on, hold on.
23:08Hey, let me go!
23:10Get somewhere safe on this little cat!
23:13So here's what I'm thinking.
23:14About this investment.
23:17Get me out of my way!
23:18Hold on, hold on.
23:19Hey!
23:20I'm sorry.
23:22I'll be right back.
23:25Get out of my way!
23:26I swear I'll kill you!
23:34Clyde!
23:36Clyde!
23:38That's enough!
23:56By the way!
24:16By the way!
24:22I swear I'll kill you!
24:24Get off me!
24:29There... there was no explosion.
24:32No explosion, no fire, no destruction, no big boom.
24:36You dragged me out here for nothing!
24:38No, no, no, no, no, no! This doesn't make any sense! It should have happened!
24:46The timer above Ivy's head is gone. Did I lose my power?
24:50Something is seriously wrong with you, Clyde.
24:52Take your crazy theories somewhere else. I need to get back to work.
24:56Dammit! I got distracted by all that yelling and it didn't go off.
25:02Fuck it. They get a little more time.
25:06And then they are blown to pieces.
25:14Oh no. It didn't stop. It just got delayed.
25:16Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...
25:18The bomb is still going off, okay?
25:20off, okay? It just somehow got delayed. Jesus, Clyde, just leave me alone and let me do my job.
25:27I've been preparing for this for months. No, Ivy, this office is a time bomb. Look, I get it,
25:33right? You love your work, but at the end of the day, it's just money, okay? Please,
25:37it's not worth your life. Oh, Clyde, you still don't get it, do you? Money is everything.
25:46Ivy. Do you even have any idea how much we spend every month?
25:51Ivy. Mortgage, car loans, utilities, groceries, and all the junk you blow money on? It's about
25:5710 grand per month. It was fine back when you were bringing in real money, but now you don't
26:03even have a real job. My job is the only reason we have food on the table. I'm sorry, okay,
26:09I didn't believe you. God damn you, Clyde! You know I could have lost my job over this, right?
26:16If Mr. Todd decides to fire me, we won't be able to survive.
26:23I'm sorry I've neglected you. I've been a terrible husband. I have, and I promise I will do better.
26:31I will, but right now, please, please, you just have to trust me, okay? Because this bomb,
26:37it's gonna go. Oh my God! There is no bomb! I swear to God, I can't, I can't lose my job
26:45today, because we really need this money. For the three of us.
26:53You're it? Yeah, Clyde. I'm pregnant.
27:07I'm gonna, I'm gonna be a dad. It's time to start acting like one. Now, calm down, and let me go in
27:15there and close this deal. If she won't leave, I'll find the bomb myself. Ivy, I swear, I'm gonna save you
27:23and our baby. Want some? I thought you left, Emily. I did, but your little bomb didn't go off.
27:35Besides, the last time I ditched early, Mr. Kingsley docked my pie.
27:39Honestly, I kind of wish this place had exploded. Now I have to go back and work with these idiots again.
27:48Where the hell did she get those chips? Closest store is a 10-minute walk, and she wasn't gone long
27:52enough to go there. Clyde, we coming? Uh, yeah, no, I'll, I'll, I'll be right there.
28:01So, genius. Wasn't this place supposed to blow up at 9.30? What time is it now, huh?
28:16Yeah.
28:21Where the hell did they put Alan? He was dead. I saw him.
28:25Hey, what did you do with Alan? Oh, great question. Hey, hey, has anyone seen Alan? Uh, maybe he got
28:33blown up.
28:36Stop trying to freak these people out! You saw Alan doing jumping jacks, right? The guy is perfectly
28:41fine. So quit being a salty bitch and get the fuck out of here!
28:46Bunch of idiots. Who the hell stays in an office with a bomb threat?
28:52Okay, listen, everybody, it wasn't a false alarm, okay? The bomb is still going off! It, it just got delayed somehow! I don't know, but now it's 11 a.m.
29:02Jesus Christ, Clyde! Know your place! I don't need to remind you, you got fired. So go!
29:09They're never gonna believe me. Fine, I'll find the bomber myself. Anything to save my wife.
29:16I wonder how she's doing in there.
29:17I'm sorry, I, uh, I gotta take this, um...
29:25I'm sorry, Mr. Todd. I should have told you about my marriage. I just, I wanted to keep things
29:38professional. And besides, I, I never knew he would make a scene like that.
29:43Ivy, relax. It's not your fault. He just happened to be here for a delivery. There's no way this could have been planned.
29:50Besides, he doesn't have the power to ruin this deal.
29:52Oh, thank you for being so understanding.
29:55The thing is, Ivy, I already knew about your marriage, about Clyde.
30:02You did?
30:03Ivy, you must have noticed. I've grown quite fond of you over the years.
30:13So I did a little bit of research. I was curious, what kind of special man won over someone so
30:20brilliant, someone so stunning as you?
30:22Oh.
30:24But Clyde, he, you could do so much better than him. I mean, the guy's not all there.
30:32But Clyde's a good man. He's just, you know, he's having a bad day.
30:35Hey, it's not my place to judge your personal decisions.
30:40But this isn't gonna change the way I feel about you.
30:44Ivy, you deserve more. A better life.
30:48Someone who actually sees your worth. Someone like me.
30:59Okay, Mr. Todd, you're my boss.
31:02Well, at least I'm not crazy.
31:05Really. Why are you so alone with him?
31:10I'm gonna ask you to come with me. We got a surprise for you.
31:13Oh, all right, people. It is time to show Mr. Todd and Miss Lyndon what a tight-knit,
31:24high-energy family we are. Y'all ready for a dance performance?
31:28I can't hear you.
31:34Who said that? Clyde, was that you? What the hell are you doing here?
31:39You know what? Never mind. Okay, the priority is to show our investors our culture.
31:45A mandatory dance routine? What is this? Fucking kindergarten? Stupid fucking corporate bullshit.
31:52Man, she really hates working here. Wait, could Emily be the one who planted the bomb?
32:00All right, team. Let's get moving.
32:04Alan! You're alive! Come here!
32:07What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger, right? Look, Clyde, I think it was a minor heart
32:17episode. I've had heart problems for the past year. Didn't tell anyone. Mr. Kingsley, if you found
32:23out, he'd think I was a liability and have me fired. Luckily, someone grabbed my meds and gave me a few
32:28when I was out. I'm good as new. Scary stuff, though. I think I may have even stopped breathing for a
32:32second. Alan, okay, whatever you do, do not join in this dance, okay? Your timer, it's changed.
32:40Now it says you die at 9 55. Jesus, Clyde, again with this? I'm done with your paranoia. Look, Alan,
32:46look, you're out of your meds, okay? I don't want to lose you again. Not like this. Get off me,
32:51Clyde. If you really cared about me, you shut your mouth about my condition. Mr. Kingsley can't know
32:56about my heart. All right, Alan. You're a fast dancer and need you up the front, buddy. Wait, wait,
33:01wait, wait, wait. No, no, no, no, no. I'm begging you, please. Just sit this one out. I said get off
33:05of me. Are you jealous of my dance moves, too? Hey, hey, listen to your friend, okay? I need you to
33:10fuck off. I want you out of here. I can't leave yet. I need to save Ivy and the baby. Look, Alan,
33:17I'm sorry, okay? I don't know what else I can do. If you are this determined to die, I can't stop you.
33:24All right, everyone, it's showtime, just like how we practiced.
33:29Aye, aye, Captain!
33:35Fuck my life. Why didn't these assholes just die like they were supposed to?
33:41Could it be her? Did she plant the bomb? What if something went wrong and she had to reset the timer
33:46to 11 o'clock?
34:00Hey, hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, Alan! Please stop this, okay? Your heart can't take it.
34:05Let him dance. He was fine until you interrupted him.
34:09Clive! Get the hell out of here or I'm gonna call the cops.
34:13I need to stay here. I need to stop the bomb and save my wife.
34:20All right, team, let's keep this going. Mr. Kaisley, Mr. Kaisley, look at his energy.
34:26This is what loyalty looks like. No one works harder in here than I do. No one!
34:30You're killing it!
34:37Get up, Alan! Come on! We need you.
34:42I won't let you down, sir. Picture group for life!
34:56Holy shit. He was right!
35:00So Alan only has three minutes left to live?
35:02Liam, call an ambulance. Why don't we go back into my office? Alan's gonna be fine. He's fine. We have the
35:11best medical insurance in the business. Come on. Come on! He's being silly. Come on.
35:17Right. Sure. Let's go.
35:24Okay. Come on.
35:26All right. Ambulance is on its way. Come on. Get him out of here. Off company property. Outside. Now! Come on. Come off.
35:40You know it doesn't matter, right? He's gonna be dead in three minutes.
35:48Is Clyde actually not crazy? He just predicted Alan's death. Does that mean there's actually a bomb?
35:54Oh god. I'm not ready to die.
36:02Something happens to Alan. It's on you.
36:05What?
36:06Are you stupid? I tried warning him, okay? He didn't listen. And you know why?
36:12It's because he was terrified. He was so scared that you were gonna fire him because of his heart
36:19condition. This toxic company killed him, not me. Mr. Todd, Ms. Linden, I'm really sorry about this. Um,
36:28can you just give me one minute, okay? I'm gonna be right back. Of course. Employees come first.
36:42How's Alan? Uh, I had him carried outside. He should be in the ambulance by now, sir.
36:57He's gone. I'm so sick of your negativity. I'm sure Alan is fine. Look, I get it. You're upset.
37:05You got fired. Move on. Grow up. No, no, no, no. I'm upset because nobody is listening to me.
37:12Talk to me. What?
37:20He's dead.
37:28So Clyde was right. He said Alan was going to die and boom, he's dead.
37:33Look, look, look. Listen up. Everyone calm down, okay? This office is in one of the safest areas in the
37:41entire city, okay? There is no bomb. Now, today's been tough. It's been tough.
37:49Okay, but let's not make it worse by feeding into silly rumors. Let's just get back to words.
37:58This is why I fired you. You can't sell anything. Not even a bomb threat. You are one horrible salesman.
38:05What? You know, that's crazy. I was the sales champion for five years straight. And you know what?
38:14If you remember, that only changed when you and Liam started talking to my clients.
38:18Whoa! Wait right there. When an employee gets complacent, it is my job
38:26to motivate them. Simple. When you really think about it, right?
38:35Where exactly did Alan die? He died on the way to the hospital, sir.
38:40Okay. So not on company premises? His family can't sue?
38:45No. You know, it doesn't matter where he died, right? He had a heart attack because you forced him
38:54to dance. You're liable. So they're saying it's natural causes instead of a workplace injury?
38:59God, capitalism is the worst. Listen, it's not what you think. Obviously, I'm just trying to
39:07figure out what I'm going to tell the insurance company. That's all?
39:11Look, right now, let's not focus on horrible rumors. Let's focus on sealing the deal with Eminent because
39:25that's what, that's what Alan would have wanted.
39:30I don't know what kind of fucking game you're playing today, but hear this. I can have your wife fired
39:54in a heartbeat. I have to protect Ivy and her job. No choice but to play along.
40:02I'm sorry, Mr. Kingsley. You won't hear another word out of me today.
40:08What'd that monster have to say? Thank you. You wanted me to shut up about the explosion.
40:25What an asshole. I wish this place would just burn to the ground.
40:29What's up with that huge duffel bag? What's up with that huge duffel bag? She normally only brings
40:38a small purse to work. Is that where she's hiding the bomb? Clyde. Earth to Clyde. Are you there?
40:45Uh, yeah, yeah. Um, listen, Emily, I, I get it. I mean, Mr. Kingsley, he's, he's not exactly a saint,
40:55right? But there are good people who work in this office. You know that, right?
41:00Not exactly a saint. He's straight up a demon.
41:03Hey. Yeah, yeah, I'll be there in a minute. I gotta go.