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How Not To Date Your Neighbor - Full Movie
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00:00:01I used to live in a quiet, convenient world of thought spirals and internal panic.
00:00:07But when the pipe in my apartment broke, suddenly all the sounds I'd been drowning out came bursting to the forefront.
00:00:14The suffocating boyfriend, the heroic neighbor who saves me from spiders, and evidently the new role as his fake girlfriend.
00:00:23But what happens when an unexpected living arrangement turns into unexpected chemistry?
00:00:30And the walls you've built to protect yourself, begin to crumble at the touch.
00:00:48See? I told you I looked better here, didn't I?
00:00:51Yeah, yeah, you're right.
00:00:53Course I'm right. I know what's best for you, baby.
00:01:00Oh, that's work. Gotta go.
00:01:04Oh, okay.
00:01:06What?
00:01:08Oh, um, nothing. It's just...
00:01:10I thought you said you took the day off so you could help me move in.
00:01:14Well, you know if I don't work, then I don't get paid.
00:01:16And if I don't get paid, how am I supposed to afford those fancy dinners I take you out on?
00:01:20Right. Speaking of, um, as of next week we'll have been dating a whole year. Maybe we could do something.
00:01:29Eh, well, we've been going out on dates for about a year.
00:01:35That's what I said.
00:01:36Well, that's not exactly what you said. I mean, you're not looking for anything serious, right?
00:01:41What?
00:01:43Well, I mean, I'm trying to start my business and you're waiting on a phone call from the library.
00:01:49I think that we're good as is.
00:01:51I mean, we don't have to put a label on anything. Right, babe?
00:01:57Yeah, right. Yeah.
00:01:59Okay, well, I gotta go, so I will see you later.
00:02:03Mm-hmm.
00:02:15Adam!
00:02:20Oh, shit.
00:02:25Perfect.
00:02:27Wonderful.
00:02:33Okay.
00:02:45Ma'am, I need you to stop what you're doing and put your hands in the air.
00:02:49Hands above your head.
00:02:50What the hell?
00:02:51Ma'am, if you don't cooperate, I'm going to be forced to grab you.
00:02:53No, no, no, wait, wait. I'm not breaking in. This is my apartment. I live here.
00:02:56Strike three.
00:02:58What are you doing? Oh, my God.
00:03:01I'm arresting you for breaking an entry.
00:03:02Oh, my God. This is my apartment, you lunatic. I live here.
00:03:08Huh? Do you have documentation to prove that?
00:03:10Yeah, check my phone. The lease is in my email.
00:03:12All right. We'll see about that.
00:03:15Email, huh?
00:03:17Where do I look?
00:03:18What do you mean? It's right at the top.
00:03:20Huh.
00:03:22Oh, what'd you look like?
00:03:23Yeah. Okay, can you uncuff me now, please?
00:03:32For the record, credit card works better.
00:03:44Oh, come on.
00:03:45Who are you?
00:03:46Jake. Apartment D.
00:03:48Nice to meet you, neighbor.
00:03:52And you are...
00:03:55Noel.
00:03:56Pleasure, Noel.
00:03:57Well, if you need a cup of sugar or a get-out-jail-free card, you know where to find me.
00:04:02How about an apology?
00:04:04For what?
00:04:05Protecting and serving? That's kind of my job.
00:04:09Oh, so your job is being an impulsive asshole who goes around cuffing innocent people?
00:04:13See you around, neighbor.
00:04:24You wish, asshole.
00:04:32Jerk.
00:04:33Who the hell does he think he is?
00:04:36You're under arrest.
00:04:38I live here.
00:04:43Hi, Aunt Shelley.
00:04:47Jakey! I'm so glad you answered.
00:04:48I just wanted to check in with you.
00:04:50I miss you.
00:04:51It's been so long.
00:04:53I miss you too, Aunt Shelley.
00:04:54Jake, I know these past few years have been hard for you, but your parents wouldn't want you to live this way.
00:05:00You're practically a recluse at this point.
00:05:03I'm fine, Aunt Shelley. Really.
00:05:04How about I come by?
00:05:05I can bring this lovely woman you need to meet.
00:05:07She's the daughter of my friend from Swim Aerobics.
00:05:10No, uh, don't do that.
00:05:11I'm actually seeing someone.
00:05:14You are?
00:05:16Yeah, I didn't want to say anything.
00:05:18Didn't know if it was serious, but she just moved in, so, uh, no need to set me up.
00:05:24Well, I can't wait to meet her. I'll pop by sometime.
00:05:26No, don't do that. She's, uh, shy.
00:05:28Nonsense!
00:05:29Ha!
00:05:31Ha!
00:05:36Aaaaaaah!
00:05:37Aaaaaaah!
00:05:38Aaaaaaah!
00:05:39Aaaaaaah!
00:05:40Aunt Shelley, I have to go.
00:05:46Aaaaaaah!
00:05:47What are you doing in here?
00:05:49I heard screaming. I thought you were in trouble.
00:05:51Oh, it's okay for you to break in, but not me?
00:05:53Listen, I only came to help, but clearly you don't need me, so I'll just leave.
00:05:57Wait, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait.
00:06:00There's a spider.
00:06:06Uh, is that what all the festival's about?
00:06:11Yeah, I just can't.
00:06:13Here, I'll escort him out.
00:06:17The spider now lives in a tree outside your window.
00:06:31I thought you were gonna, um, thank you.
00:06:37Truce?
00:06:42Look, I'm sorry about earlier.
00:06:44Honestly, I thought you were trying to rob the place, and my training kicked him.
00:06:55Yeah, truce.
00:06:57You were right, though. I was being an asshole.
00:06:59Usually, when I'm cuffing the innocent, it's consensual.
00:07:10You're cute when you're flustered.
00:07:12I'm not, I'm not flustered.
00:07:14You're sure about that.
00:07:24Um, I'm seeing someone.
00:07:26Congratulations.
00:07:27Okay, yeah, so stop flirting.
00:07:30Me?
00:07:31Flirting?
00:07:32I'm just being friendly.
00:07:34Oh, we're friends now.
00:07:35I would say so, yeah.
00:07:37I saved your ass twice in less than 24 hours.
00:07:39Oh my god, however can I repay you?
00:07:41You want a loan?
00:07:42A kidney?
00:07:43Actually.
00:07:44Seriously?
00:07:45That was a joke.
00:07:46Would you pretend to be my girlfriend?
00:07:48What?
00:07:52Look, um, my aunt's coming to town, and I might have accidentally told her I'm seeing someone.
00:07:59So you lied?
00:08:00Potato, patata.
00:08:03So what do you say?
00:08:05I just told you I'm seeing someone, and you're a complete stranger.
00:08:07Why would I do this?
00:08:08But I'm not a stranger, though.
00:08:10I'm your neighbor.
00:08:12You're friendly.
00:08:13Handsome.
00:08:15Charming.
00:08:16Charitable.
00:08:18Lockpicking.
00:08:19Lockpicking, yeah.
00:08:24Look, you would really be doing me a solid.
00:08:26It's a long story, but my aunt is really worried about me.
00:08:29She thinks I've given up on love or whatever.
00:08:32Have you?
00:08:35Well, that's not the point.
00:08:37Look, I just want to give her peace of mind.
00:08:39All you have to do is come over for one dinner, tell one little white lie, and that's it.
00:08:46You're not hurting anyone.
00:08:48Please.
00:08:49You'd be making a really wonderful woman very happy.
00:08:53She's like a second mother to me.
00:08:55I don't want to disappoint her.
00:08:57One dinner?
00:08:59One dinner.
00:09:04Fine.
00:09:06Great.
00:09:10Am I interrupting something?
00:09:11Adam, um, no, this is, um, this is my neighbor, Jake.
00:09:21Yeah, he was, um, helping me with a spider.
00:09:25Babe, I told you a million times, just kill it.
00:09:28I don't...
00:09:29If you need help, you can call me.
00:09:32Right.
00:09:34Well, I should probably go.
00:09:37That's a good idea, Jake.
00:09:44I'll see you later, Noah.
00:09:45Hey, Taylor.
00:10:09Reynolds.
00:10:11I'm Reynolds today.
00:10:13Why so formal?
00:10:13I reviewed your closing numbers, and they're not where they should be.
00:10:17We need you getting through more cases per month.
00:10:19I'm working as fast as I can, boss.
00:10:22No.
00:10:23You're fixating all your time on this robbery case, and the chief told you to lay off it.
00:10:29It's not just one robbery case.
00:10:31There's a string of them, and I'm sure they're all connected.
00:10:33And proving that would make you feel like the big hero.
00:10:36It's not about my damn ego, Taylor.
00:10:38It's about justice.
00:10:39Well, I can't run a department that doesn't meet quota.
00:10:45Are you sure you're not singling me out for any particular reason?
00:10:49Excuse me?
00:10:50Are you implying something, Officer Reynolds?
00:10:53I'm not implying anything at all.
00:10:56That's what I thought.
00:10:58Now get back to work.
00:10:59Oh, my God, Jake.
00:11:18I am so sorry.
00:11:19You know, this building has gotten a lot more interesting since you moved in.
00:11:23Are you okay?
00:11:24I'm fine.
00:11:25Seriously, I'm fine.
00:11:26Okay.
00:11:26Um, I can get the coffee out.
00:11:31Don't worry about me.
00:11:33No, please, please, let me help.
00:11:35I'm really sorry.
00:11:36Just, um, yeah, come to my apartment.
00:11:38It'll just take a few minutes.
00:11:42Whatever you say.
00:11:43Okay.
00:11:43You know, I can just bring this over to you after if you want to, you know, get changed.
00:11:59And this is the magic you're working?
00:12:00I don't think so.
00:12:03It's just baking soda, white vinegar, and water.
00:12:06Works every time.
00:12:06You work at a dry cleaners or something?
00:12:11No.
00:12:13I work in a bookstore.
00:12:16You know the one down on Main Street?
00:12:17How do you like it?
00:12:19Um, it's not exactly my dream, but, um, it's close, I guess.
00:12:25What's the dream?
00:12:26I just got my MLIS degree to be a librarian.
00:12:32You want to be an archivist?
00:12:35Research how to print children's books at a university library.
00:12:39Specific.
00:12:42How do you get a job like that?
00:12:44Uh, turns out it's not easy.
00:12:47Hence the bookstore.
00:12:48Well, if you ever change your mind about careers, you have an excellent future and stay in removal.
00:13:01You're flirting again.
00:13:04Can a friend compliment another friend?
00:13:14I think that's your door.
00:13:16Jake!
00:13:17Are you home?
00:13:18I should go.
00:13:24Thanks again.
00:13:25Uh-huh.
00:13:45What are you doing here?
00:13:46Where were you?
00:13:47Why are you shirtless?
00:13:49Don't worry about it.
00:13:49What are you doing here?
00:13:51I wanted to apologize for earlier.
00:13:52I know you had a rough day, and, like I said, I can't keep you on that robbery case without the chief's permission.
00:13:58But, maybe I can help take your mind off of it.
00:14:02You know?
00:14:03The way I used to.
00:14:04Taylor, we can't do this.
00:14:07Taylor, we can't do this.
00:14:09Sure we can.
00:14:10We have.
00:14:12Many times.
00:14:13Nothing strange.
00:14:25Nothing strange.
00:14:25We try.
00:14:27We're all right for each other.
00:14:31I can't give you what you want.
00:14:33You don't want me.
00:14:34You don't want me.
00:14:35I don't know what I want, Taylor.
00:14:37I never do.
00:14:44You're an asshole.
00:14:45I'm just being honest.
00:14:46Those are not mutually exclusive traits.
00:14:49You know, you can't close yourself off forever, Jake.
00:14:52One of these days, you're going to wake up and realize just how lonely you are.
00:14:57Look, Taylor, I'm sorry.
00:14:58I really am.
00:15:00I hope we can still be professional about all this.
00:15:04Look, I know you don't want a relationship, Jake Reynolds.
00:15:06But I will be the girl that changes your mind.
00:15:10Just you watch.
00:15:33Hello, Mr. Saunders.
00:15:36Noelle.
00:15:36I need you to dust the top of the bookshelves today.
00:15:39Yes, sir.
00:15:43What an excellent use of my time and talent.
00:15:57Oh.
00:16:00Hi.
00:16:02Sorry.
00:16:03I just meant to take my over shirt off.
00:16:06Um, would you mind putting me in the direction of...
00:16:09Health and fitness?
00:16:11Back right.
00:16:11I was actually looking for Tony Morrison, but, uh, it's good to know I come off as totally
00:16:21insufferable.
00:16:22Oh, my God.
00:16:23I am so sorry.
00:16:24I-I assumed.
00:16:26Has anyone ever told you not to judge a book by its cover?
00:16:31Uh, uh, Tony Morrison is right there.
00:16:34Uh, thank you.
00:16:35I appreciate it.
00:16:36Um, I'll go this way.
00:16:38Oh, oh, sorry.
00:16:39Okay.
00:16:39Okay.
00:16:40Okay.
00:16:43Hey, what's up, babe?
00:16:45I got the book that you wanted.
00:16:46All right.
00:16:48All right.
00:16:52All right.
00:17:00hello hey hey sorry i know you're at work but um i just heard from the university i'm sorry
00:17:23no i can't talk right now i'm busy right yeah um okay but maybe we could like get a drink after
00:17:29work or something i think it's gonna be a late night brain check oh my god i'm definitely getting a
00:17:40drink oh
00:17:55oh
00:17:56fuck
00:18:06seriously oh come on
00:18:10oh
00:18:30why are you in my apartment i'm trying to break in again actually this is my apartment because i'm
00:18:37really tired i cannot entertain right now i know we're gonna get you home i am home
00:18:43not quite can i take it to your place
00:18:51you smell good thanks come on let's go oh where are we going oh my god you're really strong i'll try
00:19:07noelle this is my apartment
00:19:16you can stay here tonight though thank you my hero okay okay okay um none of that you don't want to kiss me
00:19:28me you don't like me
00:19:33i do want to kiss you
00:19:37but not right now why not
00:19:41well because you're extremely drunk and also you have a boyfriend
00:19:47i don't have a boyfriend
00:19:48please don't boyfriend me what about that guy i met
00:20:02we don't think about it
00:20:05we just fall into each other's arms
00:20:27uh
00:20:33I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
00:21:03You've been really doing some great work.
00:21:33You should be proud.
00:21:34Keep it up.
00:21:35Damn it.
00:21:38What's got you so worked up?
00:21:40Nothing.
00:21:41It's nothing.
00:21:42Seriously, Jake, that case wasn't assigned to you.
00:21:44There's another robbery on Main Street.
00:21:46They've got to be connected, Taylor.
00:21:50Let me take a look.
00:21:58Did you check for prints on that banister?
00:22:00No, just the front door.
00:22:01I mean, they might match the ones from last week.
00:22:04Good catch, Taylor.
00:22:06I'll get someone around the prints.
00:22:10I'll do it.
00:22:12You get back to your caseload.
00:22:15Is this punishment for the other night?
00:22:17Punishment?
00:22:18We'll be reporting you to the Chief.
00:22:20Now get back to work, Reynolds.
00:22:21You're assigned work.
00:22:33Who is it?
00:22:37It's me.
00:22:38Come on in.
00:22:39Um, hey.
00:22:40Hey.
00:22:41How are you feeling?
00:22:42Uh, so I'm just coming by to say that I'm sorry about last night.
00:22:51Don't worry about it.
00:22:53Um, yeah, I'm honestly not sure how I even got into your apartment.
00:22:57But, um, thank you for letting me sleep on your couch.
00:23:01Anytime.
00:23:02For the record, I did try to get you back to your own apartment.
00:23:05Oh, my God.
00:23:06That was a mess.
00:23:07You should have thrown me out.
00:23:09Actually, we're kind of cute.
00:23:15No.
00:23:16Oh, God.
00:23:17No way.
00:23:18No.
00:23:19So, you don't remember anything?
00:23:26No.
00:23:27No.
00:23:28God.
00:23:29Isn't that embarrassing?
00:23:30Okay, so, um, I'm gonna retreat to my apartment in shame now.
00:23:34Bye.
00:23:36Hey, I'm making burgers.
00:23:38I'm making burgers.
00:23:41Want one?
00:23:43Really?
00:23:44They're good hangover food.
00:23:51Mm.
00:23:53Yeah, that's amazing.
00:23:54It tastes just like the ones my mom used to make when I was a kid.
00:23:58Is she a good cook?
00:24:00Yeah, she was.
00:24:01Oh, I'm sorry.
00:24:04Oh, it's okay.
00:24:05I mean, she passed about ten years ago, but before she got sick, she loved cooking.
00:24:10Burgers, yes, but she also made this pound cake and put this amazing fruit compote on it.
00:24:15Yeah.
00:24:17I'm sorry.
00:24:18I tend to ramble, as you've probably noticed.
00:24:22I'm just impressed you can talk about all this.
00:24:27It was a long time ago.
00:24:29Took a while, but, um...
00:24:31No, I like talking about her.
00:24:34Makes me feel like she's still here.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:40I, um...
00:24:42Lost both of my parents, as well.
00:24:45Both of them?
00:24:48Yeah, I don't talk about it much.
00:24:52You can tell me.
00:24:54If you want.
00:24:55It's, uh, kind of a...
00:25:01Heavy story.
00:25:04Hey, it's alright.
00:25:19Um...
00:25:21Thanks for...
00:25:22Thanks for cooking.
00:25:24Anytime.
00:25:26Um...
00:25:28Would your, um...
00:25:31Would your pretty friend be okay with us having dinner?
00:25:34I didn't realize you met Taylor.
00:25:36Mm.
00:25:37Yeah, I know.
00:25:38I saw her in the hallway the other day.
00:25:40Um...
00:25:41She's beautiful.
00:25:42Yeah.
00:25:44Is she your girlfriend?
00:25:46No, she isn't my girlfriend.
00:25:48We just work together.
00:25:49Mm.
00:25:50Okay.
00:25:53We were...
00:25:55Friends with benefits.
00:25:57But...
00:25:58That was a long time ago.
00:26:06What about your...
00:26:07Guy friend?
00:26:09Oh, Adam?
00:26:12I gotta say, I don't love the way he speaks to you.
00:26:15Is he always so...
00:26:17Protective?
00:26:18I was gonna say controlling.
00:26:20Especially for someone who...
00:26:22Isn't your boyfriend.
00:26:27Yeah.
00:26:28It's complicated.
00:26:34What was that?
00:26:35First pipe.
00:26:36Oh my god.
00:26:37Get some towels.
00:26:38Yeah, that was crazy.
00:26:39The super says there won't be water or power for like at least a week.
00:26:40Maybe two.
00:26:41Jeez, that sucks.
00:26:42Do you need a place to stay?
00:26:43Yeah.
00:26:44Yeah, that would be great, Adam.
00:26:45A buddy of mine from work, he has a guest house.
00:26:46I'll give you his contact info.
00:26:47Right.
00:26:48Right, right.
00:26:49Thanks.
00:26:50Of course, babe.
00:26:51I told you you could call me anytime you need help.
00:26:52I soaked up most of the water, but they're gonna need to completely rip out most of your plumbing.
00:26:53Can't get your break, huh?
00:26:54Oh my god.
00:26:55Oh my god.
00:26:56Oh my god.
00:26:57Oh my god.
00:26:58Oh my god.
00:26:59Oh my god.
00:27:00Oh my god.
00:27:01Oh my god.
00:27:02Oh my god.
00:27:03Do you have some place to go?
00:27:04Yeah, I'll figure it out.
00:27:05Um, don't worry about me.
00:27:06I'm definitely gonna worry about you.
00:27:07You can't stay here.
00:27:08No, I'll be fine.
00:27:09No, I'll be fine.
00:27:10I'll be fine.
00:27:11Thanks.
00:27:12Of course, babe.
00:27:13I told you you could call me anytime you need help.
00:27:14I told you you could call me anytime you need help.
00:27:16I soaked up most of the water, but they're gonna need to completely rip out most of your plumbing.
00:27:20Can't get your break, huh?
00:27:22Do you have some place to go?
00:27:25Yeah, I'll figure it out.
00:27:28Don't worry about me.
00:27:29I'm definitely gonna worry about you.
00:27:30You can't stay here.
00:27:31No, I'll be fine.
00:27:33Look, I don't want to be weird, but I have a second bedroom.
00:27:38Do you want to stay with me?
00:27:40Really?
00:27:42What are friends for?
00:27:49Here we are.
00:27:51I really hope I'm not imposing.
00:27:54Not at all.
00:27:56Seriously, make yourself a home.
00:27:58The place is all yours.
00:27:59Bathroom's right down the hall.
00:28:02Do you have everything you need?
00:28:06Yes.
00:28:11I can't believe you're coming to my rescue yet again.
00:28:13Can I have a walk?
00:28:28Good night, Jake.
00:28:29Good night, Jake.
00:28:38Oh, sorry.
00:28:39I thought you were sleeping.
00:28:40All good.
00:28:41Need anything?
00:28:42Oh yeah, I just wanted a glass of water.
00:28:46Want a beer, too?
00:28:47Want a beer, too?
00:28:50Ah, why not?
00:29:04What are you reading?
00:29:05Case Files.
00:29:06It's been a string of burglaries.
00:29:08Hopper House.
00:29:09That's what we call it when a burglary happens when the home or business is occupied.
00:29:14This one actually happened at a clothing store on Main Street.
00:29:17Not too far away from where you work.
00:29:19Oh, jeez.
00:29:20I really want to catch this guy before someone gets hurt.
00:29:25What are you going to do if you catch him?
00:29:28In the act, I mean.
00:29:30In the act?
00:29:31Mm.
00:29:33Here.
00:29:34Let me show you.
00:29:37Okay.
00:29:41If you're being attacked, the first thing you need to do is stay calm.
00:29:46Now, let's say your attacker has a gun.
00:29:51In that situation,
00:29:56you're going to want to do two things.
00:30:00First thing,
00:30:0220,
00:30:03and then get them all balanced.
00:30:08Good.
00:30:09That was really good.
00:30:10Yeah?
00:30:11Yeah.
00:30:12You're a quick learner.
00:30:14Oh.
00:30:15You're a good teacher.
00:30:19Sorry, I'm probably, um, crushing you.
00:30:21I don't mind.
00:30:25Right.
00:30:26Right.
00:30:28Mr. Complicator.
00:30:34Yes.
00:30:35Thank you for the lesson.
00:30:36It's good.
00:30:38Okay, weirdo.
00:30:41You want another beer?
00:30:43Oh.
00:30:44No.
00:30:45I'm pretty tired.
00:30:46I think I'm going to go read a book in bed.
00:30:48Sure.
00:30:50Okay.
00:30:51Yes.
00:30:52Yes.
00:31:05Stinky!
00:31:07Aunt Shelly, what are you doing here?
00:31:09I told you I'd pop by.
00:31:12You must be the girlfriend.
00:31:17That's me.
00:31:18Oh, I'm so happy to meet you.
00:31:21I thought my nephew was going to be alone forever.
00:31:24All right, Aunt Shelly, let her breathe.
00:31:27Of course, of course.
00:31:28Silly me.
00:31:29Please, Aunt Shelly, take a seat.
00:31:31Can I get you a cup of coffee?
00:31:33Yes, please do.
00:31:34Okay, hopefully your lovely girlfriend's manners will rub off on you, young man.
00:31:39Oh, believe me, I'm working on it.
00:31:41I like her already.
00:31:51So, Noelle, I want to know everything.
00:31:53What do you do, sweetie?
00:31:55I work in a bookstore.
00:31:57Don't be modest, babe.
00:31:58She has her MLS degree.
00:32:00That's so impressive.
00:32:01I'm looking for jobs at university libraries.
00:32:05I want to make a real contribution to my field.
00:32:07Ever since my favorite book went out of print when I was a kid, I've just been obsessed with researching and archiving.
00:32:12You don't have to explain it to me.
00:32:14Practically the whole family's in academia.
00:32:17You should have seen Jake's Parents Library.
00:32:19It was enormous.
00:32:21Oh, what was the book called?
00:32:23The Runaway Sardine.
00:32:24I've been looking for it for a long time, but it's impossible to find.
00:32:27Oh, I love that book.
00:32:28I used to read it to Liam Oliver all the time when he was growing up.
00:32:32Oh, that's Jake's cousin, my son.
00:32:35You'll meet him at the wedding.
00:32:37Wedding.
00:32:39Jake, you didn't tell her about the wedding?
00:32:42Okay, well, this has been a very nice visit, but we have to go to work, so...
00:32:47Oh, of course.
00:32:48I'll see you after then.
00:32:49We can do dinner.
00:32:51What do you mean?
00:32:53Well, obviously I'm staying over.
00:32:55I came all this way.
00:32:56I'm going to stay a few nights with my nephew.
00:32:59Oh, don't worry.
00:33:00I won't crowd you, lovebirds.
00:33:13This is fine, right?
00:33:15Yeah.
00:33:17She needs the spare bedroom.
00:33:20Sorry.
00:33:23We can make a beer here.
00:33:30Great, yeah.
00:33:53So you think we convinced her?
00:33:55Yeah, definitely.
00:33:57Hey, lucky you.
00:33:58Didn't even have to kiss me.
00:34:00It wasn't so bad the last time.
00:34:03Last time?
00:34:15Oh.
00:34:17This is okay, right?
00:34:18No, no.
00:34:35No, I'll stop.
00:34:40Just hold on.
00:34:41I really like you.
00:34:46It's, um...
00:34:47Oh, my God.
00:34:48No, I'm not rejecting you.
00:34:49I'm not.
00:34:52I like you a lot.
00:34:53You're smart, you're funny, and...
00:34:56I'm really attracted to you.
00:34:57It's what?
00:34:58It's just...
00:34:58It's just that, uh, I got a lot of complicating going on right now, and I don't want to mislead you.
00:35:08So I just want to be clear.
00:35:10If you're looking for something casual, I'm your guy, but...
00:35:14I can't give you anything else.
00:35:22Fuck.
00:35:26Why does this always happen?
00:35:29What?
00:35:29Men like me enough to want to be with me, but never to commit to me.
00:35:36No, that's not it.
00:35:37I swear.
00:35:37Oh, let me guess.
00:35:39It's not you.
00:35:39It's me.
00:35:42Yeah, they always say that, too.
00:35:43So...
00:35:44Good night, G.
00:35:51Detective Reynolds.
00:36:05I hate to admit it, but you might be right.
00:36:08What happened?
00:36:09There was another hit in a shop on Main Street.
00:36:11They robbed the shop and then went up to the owner's apartment.
00:36:13God damn it.
00:36:15With no injuries or fatalities, the owner was just shaken up, that's all.
00:36:19We've got to stop this asshole.
00:36:20I'll keep an eye on it for today.
00:36:22I need you to show face at Smith's fundraiser.
00:36:25I'm supposed to stop good police work to appease some politician?
00:36:27You're so naive.
00:36:29This is how the world works.
00:36:30I'm not naive.
00:36:32I have ethics.
00:36:33Jake, I'm your superior.
00:36:36So if you know what's good for you, you'll shut your mouth and do your job.
00:36:44Sorry that Jake isn't here.
00:36:45I'm not surprised.
00:36:46He works too hard.
00:36:47Weeks will go by and I won't hear from him.
00:36:51That's why I had to ambush him this weekend.
00:36:55What's he working on?
00:36:57There's been a series of robberies.
00:36:59Hot prowls, he calls them.
00:37:01Oh, no.
00:37:02No wonder he's so obsessed.
00:37:04What do you mean?
00:37:06Did he tell you about his parents?
00:37:09He told me that they died.
00:37:10Someone broke into their home while they were asleep.
00:37:18My brother and his wife tried to stop them.
00:37:24Jake was the one that found them.
00:37:27Blood everywhere.
00:37:28He called 911.
00:37:31His poor parents never came back from the hospital.
00:37:37That's horrible.
00:37:39It was really tough on all of us.
00:37:41But especially Jake.
00:37:42I was so worried when he wanted to join the police force.
00:37:45It's such a dangerous job.
00:37:47And there's a tendency to fixate.
00:37:51He's been through so much.
00:37:52I'm just happy that he has you now.
00:37:58I was concerned that no one would understand him.
00:38:02Or he would avoid real relationships because of what happened.
00:38:08Now, what do you say we take a trip to the station and see our boy?
00:38:12Oh, I don't want to disturb him.
00:38:14You're his girlfriend.
00:38:15Of course he wants to see you.
00:38:18You know, I've got some work I've got to take care of at the bookstore.
00:38:21But I can take you if you'd like.
00:38:22Oh, thank you, sweetie.
00:38:26Jensen.
00:38:28Could you pull up the file for me on the stolen semi-trucks, please?
00:38:31Oh, hello, Taylor.
00:38:33I'm sure you remember me from the office Christmas party last year.
00:38:36I'm Jake's Aunt Shelly.
00:38:37Of course I remember you.
00:38:39Hi.
00:38:40Aunt Shelly.
00:38:41Hello.
00:38:42What are you doing here?
00:38:43Oh, thought I'd come say hi on your lunch break.
00:38:45Noelle dropped me off.
00:38:47I love your girlfriend, Jakey.
00:38:51Yeah.
00:38:51Girlfriend, huh?
00:38:55You haven't met her yet?
00:38:59I haven't had the pleasure.
00:39:06Another rejection, of course.
00:39:09Hey, stranger!
00:39:10Adam!
00:39:11Adam!
00:39:12Hi.
00:39:13What do you think?
00:39:15Oh, yeah, they're beautiful.
00:39:17I know we've had a tough week.
00:39:19Figured you could use some cheering up.
00:39:21Thanks, Adam.
00:39:23My buddy said that you never reached out to him about the guest house.
00:39:26Oh, right.
00:39:27Yeah, um...
00:39:29I figured something out.
00:39:30Oh, yeah?
00:39:31Where have you been staying?
00:39:33Uh, with Jake.
00:39:36Jake?
00:39:37Your neighbor Jake?
00:39:40Yeah, is that a problem?
00:39:42Are you serious?
00:39:43You're staying at another man's house while we're dating?
00:39:45Oh, sorry.
00:39:48Um, if I remember correctly, we're not dating.
00:39:52We're just going on dates, right?
00:39:54Noelle, see that...
00:39:55No, no, you know what?
00:39:58I am done dealing with emotionally unavailable men.
00:40:02You can't give me what I want.
00:40:04And he can?
00:40:04No.
00:40:05No, but at least he's honest about it.
00:40:07Oh, I'm sorry.
00:40:28Oh, it's okay.
00:40:30All yours.
00:40:31Wait.
00:40:34I'm sorry about last night.
00:40:36It's okay.
00:40:38Really?
00:40:39Really.
00:40:40It helped me realize something, actually.
00:40:43What do you mean?
00:40:44You were right.
00:40:46I want a real relationship, and Adam was never going to give that to me, no matter how long
00:40:51I stuck around.
00:40:53You saw him today?
00:40:56Yeah, I ended things.
00:41:01How are you feeling?
00:41:03Honestly?
00:41:06I can't see you.
00:41:07Amazing.
00:41:07I can't see you.
00:41:11I can't see you.
00:41:18What a cute little star.
00:41:22Oh, hello.
00:41:24Noelle, right?
00:41:25I'm Taylor.
00:41:26Yes, yes.
00:41:27Hi, hi, Taylor.
00:41:28It's nice to meet you.
00:41:30Can I help you find anything?
00:41:31I've been wanting to read this forever.
00:41:36Oh, good choice.
00:41:39I saw Jake's Aunt Shelly at the station yesterday.
00:41:42Um, tell me why she called you Jake's girlfriend.
00:41:47Oh, um, maybe you should ask Jake that question.
00:41:51I did ask him, and he avoided the question.
00:41:53Kind of like you're doing right now.
00:41:54I'm not avoiding anything.
00:41:59Sorry, I don't think I feel comfortable talking about this with you.
00:42:03Your last name's Harper, right?
00:42:04How did you know that?
00:42:07I'm a police officer.
00:42:08I have resources.
00:42:10Oh, so you used taxpayer money to look into me?
00:42:13Perks of the job.
00:42:14Besides, you're moving in on one of my officers.
00:42:18I mean, it's only been a matter of weeks, and you're suddenly so friendly with his aunt and calling him a friend.
00:42:24Are you stalking Jake Reynolds, Noelle?
00:42:27Of course not.
00:42:28No, everything just sort of happened this way.
00:42:30Well, maybe you have a history of criminal activity, because I believe I received a report from another precinct about a Noelle Harper who was accused of embezzling from her previous job.
00:42:41Should I let your boss know about that?
00:42:43That's ridiculous.
00:42:44You can't just go making things up.
00:42:46Really?
00:42:48Is that your boss's office?
00:42:50Wait, why?
00:42:51Why?
00:42:57Noelle, what's wrong?
00:43:03Taylor came into the bookstore today.
00:43:05She accused me of stalking you.
00:43:08Yeah, she was acting like she was your girlfriend and that I was trying to get between you, and she got me fired.
00:43:15How?
00:43:16She pulled out her badge.
00:43:18She made up a story about a Noelle Harper who got in trouble for embezzling, and my boss believed her.
00:43:23I'll go down there, and I'll clear all this up.
00:43:25No, don't bother.
00:43:27I mean, he was looking for a reason to fire me anyways.
00:43:30I haven't heard back from any of the libraries, and I don't know.
00:43:34I think I might just have to move back home with my dad for a while.
00:43:38No, Noelle.
00:43:39You can stay here as long as you need.
00:43:44You really are a great friend, Jake.
00:43:48Friend?
00:43:49Yeah.
00:43:51Happy to help.
00:43:55Good morning.
00:44:01Good morning.
00:44:04Oh, morning, Jakey.
00:44:05Good news for you lovebirds.
00:44:07I'm heading home on Friday.
00:44:08I know.
00:44:09It's devastating to you both.
00:44:11It is.
00:44:12We'll miss having you around.
00:44:13Aw, and I you, sweetheart.
00:44:15Well, thank goodness I'll see you both at the wedding soon enough.
00:44:18You're still going to come, right, darling?
00:44:22What do you say?
00:44:25I'll be there.
00:44:27Great.
00:44:28It's a date, then.
00:44:29Aw.
00:44:30Aw.
00:44:34Reynolds.
00:44:37A word.
00:44:38Don't start with me today, Officer Walters.
00:44:51Is that really a way to talk to your superior?
00:44:54Just leave me alone.
00:44:56Please.
00:44:56The robbery case file went missing from my desk.
00:44:58You wouldn't have anything to do with that, would you?
00:45:00You didn't run the prints like you said you were going to.
00:45:02Yeah, it's on my to-do list.
00:45:03Well, while you make your way very slowly through that to-do list, there's a criminal on the loose.
00:45:09If someone gets hurt, their blood is on your hands.
00:45:12Bullshit.
00:45:12Bullshit?
00:45:13You want to know what's bullshit?
00:45:15You're getting Noelle fired.
00:45:17I don't know what she told you, but she got herself fired.
00:45:21You abused police resources.
00:45:24Get help, Taylor.
00:45:27What does she do anyway, hmm?
00:45:30She's my...
00:45:32friend.
00:45:33Liar.
00:45:35You did find a relationship.
00:45:38Just not with me.
00:45:58Holy shit.
00:46:00What, is it too much?
00:46:01I was thinking about wearing this to the wedding.
00:46:04No, you look incredible.
00:46:08But can you dance in those?
00:46:12My family's really big on dancing.
00:46:14They're never going to believe it's true love unless they see us dancing together.
00:46:18Okay, but your family's not here.
00:46:20Your Aunt Shelly's at dinner with a friend.
00:46:22I know that, but we could probably use some practice.
00:46:25Just humor me.
00:46:36What's wrong?
00:46:37Nothing.
00:46:38I had a rough day at work.
00:46:44You want to talk about it?
00:46:48No.
00:46:49I don't know.
00:46:50I don't know.
00:46:51Just dance with me.
00:46:53Run away from you.
00:46:54Why don't you?
00:46:54Cause you're my home away from home.
00:46:57Away from home.
00:46:59Away from being alone.
00:47:02Run away from you
00:47:17Why don't you
00:47:19Cause I did the same just for you
00:47:25You don't know how
00:47:29I love you
00:47:31Really
00:47:36I know this was a bad idea
00:47:44Jake
00:47:47Jake you're a great guy
00:47:49Like the best
00:47:50But
00:47:51You taught me not to settle for anything less than what I want
00:47:55Right?
00:47:57And like you said
00:47:58You can't give me what I want
00:48:00I'm sorry I can't do this again
00:48:02I can't keep letting other people dictate my love life
00:48:06I think after the wedding we should take some time to burn
00:48:10I think I need some space
00:48:13Jakey, what's wrong?
00:48:34Trouble in paradise?
00:48:35You can say that
00:48:38I'm sure whatever it is you two will figure things out
00:48:42I mean you clearly love each other
00:48:43Aunt Shelley
00:48:44Noelle and I aren't dating
00:48:46What are you talking about?
00:48:49Of course you are
00:48:50We're just pretending
00:48:52I didn't want you to set me up so
00:48:55I lied
00:48:56I was just my neighbor
00:48:58Convinced her to help me
00:49:00But
00:49:03I'm sorry
00:49:05I fucked everything up
00:49:07Look
00:49:10I don't know what happened honey
00:49:12And I'm sorry if I put any pressure on you
00:49:15But maybe there's something there
00:49:17I mean the connection between you two is undeniable
00:49:20Doesn't matter I can't give her what she wants
00:49:23Jake
00:49:25It's okay to be vulnerable with another person
00:49:29I know how much it hurt you to lose the people you love
00:49:33But that's not a reason to stop loving
00:49:36It's too late
00:49:41You can cancel that plus one
00:49:50I'm told Aunt Shelley
00:50:08What?
00:50:09You don't have to come to the wedding
00:50:12No Jake you didn't have to do that
00:50:14It's better this way
00:50:15Pretending to be in a relationship with you is
00:50:18Confusing
00:50:20Because I um
00:50:22I want
00:50:25I want um
00:50:28What?
00:50:30What Jake?
00:50:30What do you want?
00:50:32I don't know
00:50:32Okay?
00:50:38You know what I think
00:50:39I think you want to have your cake
00:50:42And eat it too
00:50:43I think you want everything that comes with a relationship
00:50:46But you don't want a relationship
00:50:48Jake I know you have feelings for me
00:50:51And if you're too scared to admit it
00:50:54Then yeah
00:50:55Maybe you're right
00:50:56Maybe it is better to quit
00:50:57Hello
00:50:58Hello
00:50:58Aunt Shelley I'm so sorry
00:51:10Is that the heck?
00:51:10No
00:51:11We never should have lied to you
00:51:12Shh
00:51:12Look at me
00:51:13I know for a fact my Jakey cares about you very much
00:51:17It's just
00:51:18Still dealing with his grief
00:51:20The aunt in me
00:51:22Wants you to wait for him to wake the fuck up
00:51:24Pardon my French
00:51:25But
00:51:26It's not fair for you to be collateral damage
00:51:30You have a beautiful heart
00:51:33And I want you to protect it
00:51:35No matter what
00:51:45I'm always Aunt Shelley to you
00:51:47Okay?
00:51:49Thank you
00:51:49Hello Mr. Saunders
00:52:00Need to talk about getting my job back
00:52:03Stand up
00:52:13One sec
00:52:14Stand up
00:52:18Slowly
00:52:19Oh my god
00:52:22Now don't go and try and do anything funny
00:52:24What?
00:52:27Don't go and try anything funny
00:52:30Sorry?
00:52:37Don't try anything funny
00:52:40What do you want?
00:52:42I don't have a key to the safe
00:52:43Oh please
00:52:44Put your hands in the air
00:52:46I don't even work here
00:52:47I'm no one
00:52:47Hands up
00:52:48Okay
00:52:48Okay
00:52:49Okay
00:52:49Okay
00:52:49I'm
00:52:50I'm just gonna
00:52:51I'm just gonna put my back down
00:52:53Hurry up baby
00:52:55Okay
00:53:00Come on
00:53:01Come on
00:53:01Move
00:53:02Show me where that key is
00:53:07You could just let us all go
00:53:09Please you don't have to do this
00:53:10Give me the key
00:53:11Or choose
00:53:12The hostage
00:53:14I'm gonna check it out
00:53:23I'm gonna check it out
00:53:23Hey
00:53:25What's going on?
00:53:26Silent alarm at the bookstore on Main Street
00:53:28You can't just run out so low
00:53:29There's protocol
00:53:30I need to send a unit
00:53:31Send me
00:53:32No
00:53:33Reynolds
00:53:35I order you to stand down
00:53:38I'm going Taylor
00:53:39You can't stop me
00:53:40Dispatch this is Detective Jake Reynolds
00:53:54I'm reporting to the silent alarm on Main Street
00:53:56I've got eyes on the perch
00:53:57He's armed and dangerous
00:53:59Repeat
00:53:59Armed and dangerous
00:54:00Copy Detective
00:54:02Proceed with sit prep
00:54:03Over
00:54:03No civilians outside
00:54:04Perimeter's clear
00:54:06Copy
00:54:08Stand by for backup
00:54:09Detective
00:54:09How many civilians inside?
00:54:11Over
00:54:12Oh my god
00:54:13What the fuck is she doing here?
00:54:16Detective
00:54:17We've called for additional units
00:54:18Do not proceed without backup
00:54:20Detective
00:54:23Please don't do this
00:54:30Please
00:54:31Please don't do this
00:54:33Police drop your weapon
00:54:35Drop the weapon
00:54:38See you drop it asshole
00:54:41Or I'm blowing her head off
00:54:44Calm down
00:54:46No one needs to get hurt
00:54:48Alright?
00:54:51Jake
00:54:51You two know each other
00:54:58Oh well then you go ahead and drop the gun there hero
00:55:01Or your little girlfriend here dies today
00:55:04I'm engaging the safety
00:55:06I'm dropping the weapon
00:55:09Kick it over
00:55:16Whatever you want
00:55:17Okay
00:55:23No one needs to get hurt alright?
00:55:25Alright
00:55:26Keep your hands up
00:55:26Keep your hands up
00:55:27I get it
00:55:28You didn't think we'd be on the scene this quick
00:55:31You're desperate
00:55:33Oh my no
00:55:34You stay back
00:55:35Just let her go
00:55:36You and I
00:55:38Can figure this out together
00:55:39Alright?
00:55:40You don't even know anything about me
00:55:41Or what I want
00:55:42You see
00:55:44She's
00:55:45My
00:55:46To get out of here
00:55:47Aren't you
00:55:49Aren't you sweetheart?
00:55:50And you
00:55:52I don't need you
00:55:56I don't need you
00:55:56You
00:56:21You asshole!
00:56:22You think you can take whatever you want!
00:56:27It doesn't matter if you hurt people!
00:56:29Jake!
00:56:30Jake!
00:56:31Stop!
00:56:32Wait!
00:56:33It's okay!
00:56:34It's okay!
00:56:35He's down!
00:56:36Stop!
00:56:37Jake!
00:56:51It's okay!
00:56:55Jake!
00:56:56Thank you!
00:57:07Noelle!
00:57:17Noelle!
00:57:20Noelle?
00:57:23Noelle, can you hear me?
00:57:38Get off me!
00:57:42You're under arrest.
00:57:43You have the right to remain silent.
00:57:45Anything you say can and will be used against you in court of law.
00:57:48You have the right to an attorney.
00:57:50Get off me!
00:57:53Give me both of your first team!
00:58:16Noelle Harper.
00:58:17Possible head injury.
00:58:18Please be careful with her.
00:58:22I'm breathing through this debate
00:58:26Well, start a, come on, start a riot
00:58:34When they love you too much, now it's fame, fake, or even hate
00:58:42Don't be scared when the weight paralyzes your state at the gate
00:58:52Jake?
00:58:57Oh, it's me
00:58:59Adam, what are you doing here?
00:59:05Well, when I heard what happened, I rushed right over
00:59:07How are you feeling?
00:59:10Um, my head hurts
00:59:13Oh my god, wait, what?
00:59:16You're lucky the bullet only grazed you, and the concussion's mild
00:59:19You'll be alright soon
00:59:21You scared me, baby
00:59:23Adam, I...
00:59:25No, hey, it's okay
00:59:26I'm here, I'm never leaving you again
00:59:30Adam, no, this doesn't change things
00:59:32What are you talking about? Of course it does
00:59:34That prick neighbor of yours almost got you killed
00:59:37Jake saved me
00:59:38Well, when are you gonna understand he doesn't care about you?
00:59:41Not like I do
00:59:42He's a cop
00:59:43He's just doing his job
00:59:45Not very well either
00:59:48Forget about him
00:59:52I want to take care of you
00:59:55I want you to be my girlfriend
00:59:58God, I spent a whole year hoping you'd say those words
01:00:06So?
01:00:08Is that a yes?
01:00:10I told you we were done, Adam
01:00:12And since you've never respected me
01:00:14I can't say that I'm surprised you didn't hear me the first time
01:00:17No, well...
01:00:17No, it's over, Adam
01:00:19Forever
01:00:20Oh my goodness
01:00:40Your message scared me half to death
01:00:42You okay?
01:00:44I'm fine
01:00:44You didn't have to come
01:00:47Of course I did
01:00:48How's Noel?
01:00:50Then what would it be?
01:00:52I'm not sure
01:00:53I haven't seen her since the ambulance took her to the hospital last night
01:00:57Jake!
01:00:58You haven't gone to see her?
01:01:02I can't go back to the hospital again
01:01:04I just can't
01:01:06Oh, you can
01:01:07And you will
01:01:08I almost lost her
01:01:12I can't go through that again
01:01:14I know you're scared
01:01:17But if you don't go
01:01:18You will lose her
01:01:20And pushing Noelle away
01:01:21Will not bring your parents back
01:01:23Excuse me
01:01:27Reynolds?
01:01:28Can I speak with you?
01:01:29How fucking dare you?
01:01:46You really want to do this right now?
01:01:48Should I just fire you instead?
01:01:50Fire me?
01:01:51Are you kidding?
01:01:51You broke rank?
01:01:52You broke rank
01:01:53You disobeyed orders
01:01:55You ran into that bookstore with no plan and no backup
01:01:58Tell me why I shouldn't tell all this to the chief right now and end your career
01:02:02Don't bother
01:02:05I quit
01:02:06You really think you're going to get a job at any other station after I report you?
01:02:13What if I report you?
01:02:16What if I tell the chief that not only did you abuse police resources by letting your personal feelings about Noelle cloud your judgment
01:02:22You also knowingly hindered an ongoing investigation by telling an officer to stand down
01:02:28Obstruction of justice is a very serious crime, Officer Walters
01:02:33You're bluffing
01:02:35You would never do that
01:02:37You want to bet?
01:02:43That's what I thought
01:02:44Excuse me
01:02:47Knock, knock
01:02:57And Shelly
01:02:59How did you know I was here?
01:03:01Jake told me
01:03:03Um, where is he?
01:03:07He's working
01:03:08Right, right, of course
01:03:11I'm sorry
01:03:13Hospitals are hard for him
01:03:15But I come with good news
01:03:17What is it?
01:03:19I spoke with a friend of mine and his school is hiring
01:03:21They need a researcher for their librarian
01:03:25I would love to help you get your foot in the door
01:03:27Yes, no, no, I want it
01:03:29Oh, I was hoping you'd say that
01:03:31You have an interview on Monday
01:03:32Aunt Shelly, I don't know how to thank you
01:03:35Of course
01:03:36You're family
01:03:38I'm Shelly, can I speak with Noah Lung for a moment?
01:03:51Thank you
01:03:52How are you feeling?
01:03:58Okay
01:03:59Concussed
01:04:02Well, I got you something
01:04:04But
01:04:07Maybe you should hold off to the headache where's off?
01:04:12Mmm, nah
01:04:13Oh my god
01:04:25How did you
01:04:28My parents' library
01:04:29Aunt Shelly wasn't kidding
01:04:32I forgot how extensive it was
01:04:34Seriously, it takes up a whole storage unit
01:04:36You didn't have to
01:04:40Yes, I did
01:04:45Noelle, I've
01:04:49I've avoided my feelings
01:04:53All my feelings
01:04:55For
01:04:56A very long time
01:04:59When my parents died, I
01:05:05I
01:05:05I didn't know what I wanted
01:05:09I just knew I didn't want to feel that pain again
01:05:14I told myself I would do anything not to feel it
01:05:18But last night
01:05:20When I carried you out of that building
01:05:24I felt that pain
01:05:27Loving someone means living
01:05:30With the risk of losing them
01:05:32And that scares the shit out of me
01:05:35So does the idea of living without you
01:05:42I want to be with you, Noelle
01:05:47I love you
01:05:51I'm in love with you
01:05:55So what do you say?
01:06:07Do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:06:10Oh my god
01:06:10I have two offers in one day
01:06:12I'm sure I tried getting concussed sooner
01:06:15Two?
01:06:19Was that it me?
01:06:20What did you say to him?
01:06:30I told him to leave me alone
01:06:32Forever
01:06:33And what did you say to me?
01:06:41Um, hmm
01:06:42I need to think about it
01:06:43Yeah, that's fine
01:06:45Take your time
01:06:46Okay, let's do it
01:06:51Really?
01:06:53Of course, you idiot
01:06:54I love you too, by the way
01:07:13Knew it
01:07:14So I guess you are a relationship guy after all, huh?
01:07:21Oh, Taylor's gonna be pissed
01:07:22I quit this morning
01:07:30What?
01:07:31No, Jake, I don't want you to have to choose between
01:07:34I'm not
01:07:34I became a cop
01:07:38Because I wanted to help people
01:07:39To protect
01:07:42And to serve
01:07:43But all that department cared about was
01:07:47Meeting quota
01:07:48And glad handing donors
01:07:49I mean, they didn't give a shit about good police work
01:07:51So I'm gonna become a private investigator
01:07:58Not everything's about you, you know
01:08:02Hey
01:08:02Okay, all right
01:08:05Well, maybe it was a little bit about you
01:08:07Being a PI is just safer
01:08:10And
01:08:12I want to be around
01:08:15For a long time
01:08:16For the people I love
01:08:18I'm ready to go on now
01:08:35I already am
01:08:40When you fall in love
01:08:42But it don't work out
01:08:44When you cry at least a hundred times
01:08:47And you feel so stuck
01:08:49But you can't get out
01:08:51Just remember
01:08:53There will come a day
01:08:57When it all works out
01:08:59And you didn't even
01:09:01Howdy, neighbor
01:09:02You will find a way
01:09:04If you hold on now
01:09:06And remember
01:09:08That the only way is up from here
01:09:12Got you, smoker
01:09:18Thanks
01:09:19I've showered
01:09:21So those pipes are working well, huh?
01:09:24Yeah, better than ever
01:09:25See you after work?
01:09:28Yeah
01:09:29Swing by and make the burgers
01:09:31Oh, yum
01:09:32See, there are perks to dating a guy next door
01:09:35Unless we break up
01:09:38Then it'll get real awkward
01:09:40You'll have to move out
01:09:41Ah, see, the thing about that is
01:09:44I was counting her first
01:09:46I'm not leaving
01:09:48Well then, I guess we should never get going
01:09:53Deal
01:09:56Deal
01:09:59All in the way
01:10:08Is there
01:10:09We'll find a way
01:10:09If you hold on now
01:10:10You can't remember
01:10:11The only way is up from here
01:10:12We'll find a way
01:10:12If you hold on now
01:10:14And remember
01:10:16The only way is up from here
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