( NEW LOVE ) Perfect Douple US Season 1 Episode 1

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00:00I'm talking full-on bang-bang.

00:02Thankfully, I don't have to break the news

00:05as this luxury no-bone zone

00:07comes fully equipped with its own virtual guide.

00:14Hi, I'm Lana.

00:16My purpose is to put the guests on the path

00:18towards making deeper and more meaningful connections.

00:23For the first 12 hours,

00:25Lana will be watching our horny guests in the wild.

00:29And she will be secretly gathering personal data

00:32before she lays down the sex ban.

00:37Let's meet Oblivious single number one.

00:41Ooh, girl, please. Are you kidding me?

00:44I would.

00:46Oh, my God.

00:52How come?

00:57Woo-hoo!

00:59It's to be the only one here!

01:04Hi, I'm Chloe. I'm 20 years old.

01:07I'm quite ditzy as well,

01:08so you've just got to be really patient with me

01:11because I'm not the brightest spark

01:14in the book.

01:21Dating apps are kind of like a part-time job for me

01:23because I just get so addicted to it, like...

01:26Oh, that was my phone. It's on loud. I'm so sorry.

01:32Snapchat.

01:33Snap me.

01:35I've got a picture of his boxes.

01:36Ah! No!

01:37Go away!

01:38Oh, my God. I don't want to see who's come in,

01:46but then they'll see my small pancake bum.

01:48Well, I'll just turn around.

01:50Oh, my God. Please be...

01:53sexy boy.

01:55Who are you expecting, Jeff from finance?

01:59Although this next guy is exceptional at picking up numbers.

02:04Hi!

02:05Hi! How are you?

02:07Oh, my God. He's got tattoos.

02:08This is lit.

02:09Do you drink?

02:10Anything.

02:11I'm Shiran, by the way.

02:12Lovely to meet you.

02:13Likewise.

02:14Two kisses.

02:15What was your name, sorry?

02:16Shiran. How about you say?

02:17Shiran. Chloe.

02:18All right. What are we toasting to?

02:19Cheers.

02:20Cheers to...

02:21to beautiful people.

02:22To beautiful people.

02:23Your eyes are gorgeous, too.

02:25Oh, my God.

02:26Here we go.

02:30I'm a feminist, yes.

02:32I study women and gender studies at college.

02:35If you really pay attention,

02:36you kind of get the blueprint to how to pick up women.

02:41I'm definitely a guy to play the field.

02:42You can never have too many options.

02:44That's why sports teams have players on the bench.

02:46So, definitely got a lot of people on the bench.

02:50Anywhere I go, I can meet a woman.

02:51In a grocery store, I can meet women.

02:53And in church, I just actually signed up for Christian Mingle.

02:56So, any Christians out there...

02:58What I'm most proud of is my penis.

03:02I have this picture,

03:04and it's measured next to an air freshener cane.

03:14Oh, you got to do one spin.

03:15Just spin.

03:16Oh!

03:17I mean...

03:18Oh, sh...

03:19Oh, my God.

03:20There's someone else coming.

03:28Something tells me that Sharon doesn't get this excited on Christian Mingle.

03:32Oh, my God.

03:33She's gorgeous.

03:34Come down here, babe.

03:35Get a drink.

03:36Hi.

03:37Hey, how are you?

03:38You guys look good.

03:40Hi, I'm Hailey.

03:41Chloe.

03:42Chloe?

03:43Sharon.

03:44Sharon, got it.

03:45I love the tattoos.

03:46Yeah.

03:47Yeah, tattoos.

03:48You have any?

03:49I have this one on my back.

03:51It's not the best.

03:52Can y'all see it?

03:53What language is that?

03:56I don't know.

03:57You don't know?

03:58Are you serious?

03:59Roorah, roorah, who the hell are we?

04:02We're the Zeta ladies.

04:03We're the best sorority.

04:04Woo!

04:08I'm in a sorority at my college.

04:10You have to be fun.

04:11You have to be outgoing.

04:12You kind of need to have good grades, too.

04:18I go to a lot of frat parties.

04:19Literally, everyone's hammered.

04:21Like, a girl's, like, broken her neck before,

04:23like, falling off the roof.

04:24But other than that, it's, like, fun.

04:30I do mostly, like, go for guys.

04:32But if a girl looks just like me, I'm so into that.

04:35Blonde hair, big boobs, skinny, like, all that.

04:38Like, I love that in a girl.

04:39I think you're bigger than me.

04:42No, no, no.

04:43Yours are, like...

04:44I mean...

04:46They look more, like...

04:48More, yeah, I know.

04:49More jiggly.

04:50Take them all and compare them.

04:51I think I'm ready for some more men.

04:57Oh, my God.

04:58Just what I ordered.

05:00A man from each hemisphere.

05:02There's boys coming in.

05:03Oh, there's two.

05:05Hi!

05:06What's happening?

05:07How are we?

05:08How are we?

05:09Naughty little quesadillas?

05:10What's happening?

05:11I'm Harry.

05:12Hi, I'm Ely.

05:13Nice to meet you.

05:14Oh, accents.

05:15Oh, my God!

05:16I'm Ely.

05:17Oh, my God, you're massive.

05:18Accents!

05:19Oh!

05:20I'm in heaven!

05:23If you come at me with an accent,

05:24oh, my...

05:25I literally turn into butter.

05:26Like, I just melt.

05:27Especially, like, dirty talk.

05:30Oh!

05:31Bring that here.

05:33Reel it in.

05:34Oh, I got red.

05:35My heart's racing.

05:37Oh, my God.

05:38So, I've hit everyone.

05:39Famous.

05:40I've DMed, like, Kourtney Kardashian, Kendall.

05:42I hit her with the...

05:43Hello, my little butter chicken.

05:45But my success rate with celebrities is absolutely zero.

05:49With any other girl, it's an instant response.

05:52I think I'm quite cheeky.

05:55And I'm, um, a bit of a cockatoo.

05:58We just say one word, like, super loud at a bar.

06:01Crikey!

06:04And then, boom, girls come over.

06:05Like, let's go.

06:06Let's go get some brunch.

06:10Oh!

06:11Oh, you've got another bottle?

06:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.

06:13Have you guys got enough sun lotion on?

06:16No, I've got nothing.

06:17Have you not got any on?

06:18I've actually got some with me, coincidentally.

06:20Smooth move, David.

06:22Right?

06:23Bring them shoulders over here.

06:24I don't know if I'm burning, though.

06:27It's important, this, because you've got beautiful skin.

06:30We've got to keep it that way.

06:31Aw, you've got to be my personal doctor.

06:33Yeah, I've got to look after you.

06:35That was just an excuse to touch my shoulders, wasn't it?

06:37A little bit, yeah.

06:39A little bit.

06:41How do you describe the quintessential British gentleman?

06:44I just tried to be a nice guy, something my mum would be proud of at the end of the day.

06:50Yeah, David.

06:51Brains and brawn.

06:52Hashtag loves the sex party.

06:53I don't really have lines.

06:57I don't really have, like, a strategy.

06:59Basically, I just walk into a bar and take my shirt off.

07:02It's sorted.

07:07If you hear how many girls I've slept with, you might initially make a judgement.

07:10But actually, if you think about it from a long-term perspective, it's not as bad as you might think.

07:14I don't want to share that number exactly.

07:16A gentleman doesn't say.

07:21Cheers to the sexy people.

07:22Our sexy singletons are hot, horny, and completely clueless.

07:27They think they're here for a hedonistic holiday.

07:30But in less than 12 hours, they will be pushed on the path toward relationship enlightenment.

07:40Chill out, beauty.

07:41She ain't even your species.

07:45Oh, shit!

07:47Oh, no!

07:48What up?

07:49You know any little possum?

07:50Oh, my God!

07:52Yes!

07:53I'm Harry.

07:54Hi, Harry.

07:55How are you?

07:56Good, how are you?

07:57Amazing.

07:58Are you nervous?

07:59Yeah, not really.

08:00Hey, how are you?

08:01Nice to meet you.

08:02Nice to meet you as well.

08:03You're gorgeous.

08:04Let's...

08:08This lighting is perfect.

08:12Oh, that one's fire.

08:14I have 310,000 followers right now.

08:17It goes up usually every single day.

08:22I think my personality is my best asset, but the eyes go to the boobs.

08:26But, like, my face isn't too bad, I don't think, so...

08:31Usually, if a guy's hot and I want him, it's just, like, do a little hair flip.

08:35Just, like, make eye contact and then it's game over.

08:38I win.

08:41What about you?

08:42What do you do?

08:43You're a model?

08:44Um, yeah.

08:45I can see why.

08:48Just in case the music isn't hammering at home, this guy's, like, totally chill.

08:53So chill, in fact, that he's dressed for winter.

08:57We've got a new addition to the squad.

08:58Oh, my God!

09:00What's up, man?

09:01What's up, dude?

09:02Get in here.

09:03Come on in.

09:04Yo, this is a fit group.

09:05I love the commitment to the look.

09:07In this heat, you're wearing a beanie.

09:08I think that's strong, mate.

09:09Is it, like, a religious thing, or...

09:11This is just my swag, man.

09:13I want to know what's underneath the hat.

09:16Don't judge.

09:21It smells amazing.

09:22Wow.

09:23I shower sometimes.

09:25Who is this Jesus character?

09:26All right, good decisions.

09:27Yep.

09:28He does kind of look like Jesus, though.

09:29I bet he'd do well on Christian Mingle.

09:34I am a deep thinker.

09:35I think about everything a lot.

09:44Monogamy is something that I sometimes question.

09:48I've often joked about, like, spreading my seed

09:50and just kind of rolling the dice of my genetic build

09:53with different women and races around the world.

10:03Sexually, I'm allowed to handle.

10:06You're not wrong.

10:07I think I've conceived just watching you.

10:13Get ready for some double trouble.

10:20Oh!

10:21We got two new ones!

10:24Oh!

10:26Hey, Ghost.

10:27Oh, my God.

10:30Hello. How are you?

10:31How are you?

10:32I'm Nicole.

10:33Nice to meet you.

10:34How are you, Nicole?

10:35David. Nice to meet you.

10:36Nice to meet you.

10:37Hi.

10:38I'm Sharron. Nice to meet you.

10:39Nice to meet you.

10:40What's your name?

10:41Rhonda.

10:42Everyone's so gorgeous.

10:43How are you?

10:44Oh, my gosh.

10:45Hello.

10:47I would rate myself a 10 out of 10.

10:49You got a nice butt.

10:54A woman should carry herself with confidence,

10:56stand tall, and always strive to be better.

10:59I feel like if you're a woman, you can do anything

11:01that a man can.

11:04When I go to the grocery store, like, I'm not just going

11:06in, like, flip-flops and jeans.

11:08Like, I'm looking my best, because you never know

11:10who you're going to bump into.

11:12My ideal type of guy, they need to have a job.

11:14Please, dear lord, have a job.

11:16Tattoos are a plus.

11:18Like, I like to be kind of spoiled a little bit.

11:22Tattoos and a job?

11:24Some girls really want it all.

11:26So, what's your type?

11:27Goofy.

11:28Yeah.

11:29Had some body to them, like, you know, not scrawny,

11:31which, you don't have any of those.

11:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.

11:33So, yeah, I'm pretty happy right now.

11:35Y'all look so fab.

11:36You look amazing.

11:37I've heard in Ireland you love to drink.

11:39Oh, like...

11:40Is that true?

11:41I'm a professional drinker.

11:42I'm a big party girl.

11:46It's probably the Irish in me.

11:51I was in an all-girls school run by nuns.

11:54It's, like, really religious and Catholic.

11:57Everyone knows their business.

11:59Now I just get with anyone and no one ever knows.

12:03The lads that I've been dating, within, like, three dates,

12:09they tell me that they're, like, falling for me,

12:12and then I'm like, ew, no.

12:14Then I just give them the sniff.

12:18Smart girl.

12:19Saves on contraception.

12:21Ireland is in, like, the same land mass as England.

12:24Whoa, whoa, whoa!

12:26You can't laugh at me.

12:27Wait, what do you mean?

12:28No, Ireland's a different country.

12:30Right.

12:31We're almost to full house.

12:33Oh, hello.

12:35Yes, please.

12:36Thank you, producers.

12:39Woo!

12:40Hello!

12:41No, I'm kidding.

12:42Sorry.

12:43Woo!

12:44Hi, babe!

12:46This place is amazing, man.

12:47What's happening?

12:48Hey, I'm David.

12:49I'm Kels.

12:50Kels.

12:51So is he your tie?

12:52He's a big guy, though, you know?

12:54He's very cute.

12:55He can toss me a few miles.

12:57Francesca.

12:58Hi, Francesca.

12:59What do you name, Trey?

13:00Kels.

13:01Jesus.

13:02What a fucking soul?

13:03Who's like Zeus?

13:04I'm Kels, and I'm king of the jungle.

13:09That's right.

13:10On every look of competition, there can only be one alpha male.

13:14I've got a lion tattoo here.

13:16It's basically how I see myself.

13:18Lion King was always my favorite movie.

13:20I don't really do relationships.

13:21Getting girls, for me, has never really been a problem.

13:32Ballpark figure.

13:33I've played FIFA more times than I've slept with girls, in fact.

13:36It's less than a thousand.

13:41As margins go, that seems pretty big.

13:44We're gonna have fun here.

13:46Bro, we're gonna turn up, bro.

13:48You already know.

13:49100%.

13:50Oh, look at them.

13:53Beautifully naive, wannabe reality stars, who think they're here for a sex-packed summer.

13:58They have no idea that Lana is secretly gathering information about their behavior.

14:04Go ahead. Tell them, honey.

14:08I will observe the guests and analyze their behavior in order to help them on the path towards better relationships.

14:15Once 12 hours has elapsed, they'll have to adhere to the rules of this retreat.

14:20I hear you, girl. There's no time to waste.

14:23Fortunately, this lot need no encouragement.

14:26I'm amazed they're not horizontal already.

14:29Who do you find me?

14:31Is that what she didn't say?

14:33I think the two next to Jesus.

14:35Shorter?

14:36The spiky hair.

14:37He's cute.

14:38He's from London.

14:39Do you like the accent?

14:40I know, and it's gonna rub off on me.

14:42This place is so crazy.

14:44It's full of sexy men.

14:47So we have Sharon and then David.

14:51Now I'm just like ready to just jump on like a baby cheetah and just grab ahold of one of them and just pull them into my web, you know?

14:59I would ruin Harry.

15:02I wonder if Meghan Markle ever said that.

15:07Harry is just, he's tall.

15:10Like 6'5 tall.

15:12Oh my God.

15:13Yeah, Harry caught my eye straight away.

15:16What's first impressions of Francesca?

15:18I think she's nice.

15:19Yeah.

15:20She's right here.

15:21Francesca?

15:22Shall we have a chat?

15:23Bye, leaving you.

15:24Who's your favourite?

15:25All of them.

15:26Who's yours?

15:27I fancy Harry.

15:28Okay, yeah.

15:29I love Harry.

15:30I think he's great.

15:31Yeah.

15:32Love him.

15:33Whoa.

15:34No, no, no.

15:35I'm joking.

15:36I'm joking.

15:37I'm joking.

15:38There is so many really hot options in this house.

15:39David's body, I wanna lick it.

15:40Cal's body, I wanna lick it.

15:41Harry's body, I wanna lick it.

15:42I haven't seen Jesus' body yet, but I probably would lick it too, to be honest.

15:44So, come and get it.

15:45The girls have had their boxes well and truly ticked.

15:48I want to lick it. Cal's body, I want to lick it. Harry's body, I want to lick it.

15:52I haven't seen Jesus' body yet, but I probably would lick it, too, to be honest.

15:57So, come and get it.

16:11The girls have had their boxes well and truly ticked.

16:14So who's meeting the mark for the boys?

16:16What do you not think of the girls?

16:18Pretty insane, to be fair.

16:20Don't you think?

16:22At first impressions, Rhonda, she's got a fantastic bum.

16:25I need to have a quick little chat with Rhonda, because, let's be honest,

16:29having an English accent in America is like having a 12-inch dick.

16:32Yeah, that's right, David.

16:35What is your type?

16:36You know what, I would like a mix between Francesca and Hayley.

16:39Take them both, bro!

16:41Francesca looks good, top half, amazing. Hayley's got a great arse.

16:44I'm a bum person.

16:46Francesca.

16:47Being the alpha, I'm not chasing.

16:50If you chase something, all he does is run.

16:52A man like Kels is a star.

16:54I've got my own gravitational force.

16:56What's your goal?

16:58My goal is the real I'm in, bro!

17:02The real I'm in!

17:04Everyone's hot, and we just got every flavor a man can imagine.

17:08We got vanilla bean, to caramel, to butter pecan.

17:13Like, this is heaven on earth.

17:16And we have Jesus.

17:18This is literally heaven on earth.

17:21It's not fair, bro.

17:22I'm the shortest guy here.

17:23You see what I'm saying?

17:24Like, first I was the only black guy.

17:26Cool, I had something going for me.

17:27Then I got a big black guy.

17:29It's like, yo, I'm not...

17:30Bro, what?

17:31Okay, okay.

17:32You're not defined by your height and your race.

17:34You're not, but it plays a part.

17:36It plays a part.

17:37It plays a part.

17:38I'm sure you've got, like, good chat, no?

17:40I mean, most people I know that that's short have good chat.

17:42Not that short.

17:43That's short!

17:44Bro, what?

17:45What is he trying to say?

17:46No, you're taking shots.

17:47You know what I mean?

17:48Two hours in, and our players and playettes

17:51have already locked their targets into their sights.

17:54All that's left to do is lock down their beds

17:57where the magic won't happen.

17:59Last one to the bedroom gets to sleep alone.

18:02Oh!

18:03Let's go!

18:04I can't body my heels.

18:05Oh, my God!

18:06Oh, my God!

18:07Oh, my God!

18:12Oh, my God!

18:13These beds are tiny.

18:16I found out that the beds don't make much sound,

18:19and you can get quite a good rhythm.

18:21Perfect.

18:22These beds are going to be sweet

18:23for what type of carnage that I want to do to Francesca.

18:25She's probably the most gorgeous girl I've ever laid eyes on.

18:28Look, I've got big plans.

18:30What is this?

18:32Yo!

18:33Oh, I bet it blows out pheromones.

18:36It's going to blow out pheromones.

18:37We're all just going to get real wild and be like...

18:40Quite the opposite, Rhonda.

18:42I'm taking it all in.

18:43Yep.

18:44If they only knew.

18:46Oh, shit!

18:47What?

18:48Oh!

18:49Oh!

18:50Oh!

18:51Oh!

18:52Oh!

18:53Oh, David!

18:54Oh, David!

18:55Oh, David!

18:56Oh, David!

18:57I like the international vibe.

18:58Harry from Australia, and I literally have no idea where that is.

19:01Kels has a beautiful accent.

19:03I can't really understand him.

19:04Honestly, everyone's accent that isn't American sounds the same.

19:07It's all blending together for me.

19:09Roo-rah, Roo-rah, who the hell are we?

19:12We're the Zeta ladies, and we don't know geography.

19:16How big were your babies before that?

19:30They were big.

19:31Lana's clock is ticking, and after consulting his player's handbook, David is wasting no time

19:37making the first move, striking while the Rhonda is hot.

19:41Hello.

19:42Hi.

19:43Can I join you?

19:45Of course.

19:46Let's sit on this one.

19:48Sorry about my shorts.

19:49They were a bit tight.

19:50Keep your eyes up here, yeah?

19:52Look, you saw me look down.

19:53Stop.

19:54Stop.

19:55Straight away.

19:56You can't be looking at me like that.

19:57I'm not.

19:58It's the sun, you know?

19:59It's like in my eyes.

20:00But it might look like I'm like...

20:02Giving it.

20:03Giving you eye.

20:04A bit of that.

20:06Would I be like your type?

20:11You would be.

20:12It's like, you know, tattoos is a turn-on.

20:14I was like, oh, you got a little...

20:16So where...

20:17Where would I possibly go in that?

20:19Wolfpack.

20:20Maybe a little, like, a little baby cheetah or something.

20:23A little cheetah?

20:24Is that what you are?

20:25Yeah.

20:26A little cheetah.

20:27I'm like, you know what I want.

20:28I kind of go for it.

20:29So...

20:30A baby cheetah.

20:31Quiet.

20:32I sneak up on you.

20:33And then...

20:34The valley.

20:35I mean, if you want to.

20:39How are you feeling set out in the sun?

20:41It's quite hot, right?

20:42It is.

20:43You're looking like you need a bit of lotion.

20:44I do.

20:45Can I get some?

20:46How many bottles of sunscreen did this guy bring?

20:50Oh, shit.

20:51You can, like...

20:52You're just turning it over.

20:53Yeah.

20:54Does that work?

20:55That works well.

20:56Maybe we should probably just go, like, back to start with.

20:59Thanks.

21:00Very peachy.

21:02Someone showing off their best ass set.

21:05You have great hands, too.

21:06Yeah?

21:07I know how to use them.

21:08Really get it in there.

21:09Right, that is...

21:10You're enjoying that too much.

21:11Yeah.

21:12That's it.

21:13That's a great peach.

21:15It kind of comes naturally, you know?

21:17Jesus.

21:22Okay.

21:23I'm definitely feeling David.

21:27He seems like the guy that can handle me.

21:29You know, he's got the muscles.

21:30He's got the abs.

21:31Pretty eyes.

21:32Pretty blue eyes.

21:33Jesus Christ.

21:34Pretty blue eyes.

21:35And great, sexy, British, London accents.

21:40And...

21:41It's a whole sexual...

21:44Just...

21:45Ball of fun.

21:47Um...

21:50Thanks for...

21:55Letting me rub lotion on you.

21:57No, I'm glad you noticed me over here cooking, you know?

22:01To be honest, if I wanted to, I probably could have kissed her.

22:05Um...

22:06This is a marathon, not a sprint, so...

22:09Don't need to be jumping the gun too early.

22:11No, David.

22:12It is a sprint.

22:13Because in less than eight hours' time, a talking air freshener is going to cock block you.

22:18While Kells is waiting for his gravitational force to pull Francesca into his orbit.

22:25He's seeking wisdom from wise man Matthew.

22:27Matt, look, you're deep, you're deep like me.

22:29You're a thinker.

22:30Nothing escapes your mind.

22:31What do you think about Francesca?

22:32She's cool, man.

22:33Honestly.

22:34Honesty is the best policy.

22:35Bam!

22:36She's coming on with them one-liners.

22:37Bam!

22:38What are you saying, bro?

22:39She's crazy, dude.

22:40She's joking, man.

22:41She can be a bit air-headed.

22:43That's adorable, isn't it?

22:44That's cute, isn't it?

22:45Yeah.

22:46Yeah.

22:47American girls have this tendency of doing it on purpose, you know?

22:48Catch you in a bit, boys.

22:49Sit down.

22:50Hey!

22:51You're beautiful.

22:52I like you in red.

22:53Keep it going.

22:54I love red.

22:55You stand out.

22:56All right.

22:57Who are you looking at?

22:58Who are you touching, man?

22:59Luke?

23:00He's cool, man.

23:01Honestly.

23:02Honesty is the best policy.

23:03Bam!

23:04He's coming on with them one-liners.

23:05What are you saying, bro?

23:07She's crazy, dude.

23:08She's joking.

23:09She's joking, man.

23:10She can be a bit airheaded.

23:11No question.

23:12That's adorable, innit.

23:13That's cute, innit?

23:14Yeah.

23:15American girls have this tendency of doing it on purpose, you know?

23:16Catch you in a bit, boys.

23:17Sit down.

23:18Hey, you're beautiful.

23:19I'm interested in Chloe and she's good-looking I like that look dark hair

23:26I like model-looking girl skinny do you see yourself with her like long-term

23:30though bro I don't even know if I really believe in marriage

23:34I mean but when I say long-term in like four weeks

23:41no bro

23:44earlier David gave Rhonda a great British butt massage and now it seems

23:52that Sharon is hoping for his own happy ending I think all the ladies look great

23:58but I think I have my eye on Rhonda she's kind of standing out a little bit more

24:01than everyone else this is just an opportunity for me to show who I am and

24:05show how dominant I can be all right cover that thing up please the team look

24:24should I call animal control you don't mess with them they won't bother you oh geez real classy buddy

24:31let's get comfortable don't get too excited now I think you looked a little lonely over here a

24:40little bit I think he was hoping I came down here to see you that's why you've been down here so long huh

24:48but I feel like you don't know what you want anyway why do you figure that cuz you just be staring at me I don't be staring at you

24:56it's like your eyes are sending a message that your mouth won't say I feel comfortable right here

25:01I can definitely get used to this yeah but with me right here or are you just comfortable here

25:06obviously hoochoo right here oh are you smaller nothing nothing

25:16wow zero to sexy in less than a day impressive

25:27well Sharron's super confident he's my ideal guy and David we haven't had that fluid conversation

25:42like me and Sharron have passed I'm gonna walk with a pillow right you good things are definitely

25:55spicing up between Rhonda and I I'm gonna go all the way poor Sharron he has no idea that Lana is

26:01gonna take the wind out of his sails

26:18still blissfully unaware of the impending sex drought the girls are getting glammed up for the night

26:24what a beautiful lady goes always think too long isn't it always well while Harry is opening

26:30up to the boys a little too much but I feel like every girl you sleep with falls in love with you

26:35uh well I can't have that problem because I give them boyfriend dick and then it's just like what's

26:41boyfriend dick so it's not too big not too small just perfect looks pretty they're literally just like

26:47yep this is my boyfriend it's the right side so you're saying that girls fall in love with you

26:52because they go well that's maintainable if someone was to ask me Matt I would like your

26:59professional opinion on how to get a girl interested I would never just be like oh god yes let me tell

27:05you tell them you got a tiny little dick that you can ride all day long they love that shit man

27:11how do you guys feel about girls that smoke no way Jose okay say Francesca sweet I'm a smoker now as well

27:17hold on to me babe oh my god

27:23oi oi

27:24here they are

27:25whoo

27:26whoo

27:27hey there sexists

27:29hey

27:30here we go

27:32you guys look amazing

27:34let's get my style

27:35come on then mate

27:56everyone is like sexual

27:58like

27:59proper sexual

28:01do it

28:02so how down are you guys

28:03what do you mean how down

28:04how down

28:05alright so we're gonna play the blindfold game guys

28:07there's no rules just do whatever

28:09kiss, feel, touch, smell, we can do whatever and we gotta figure out who did what

28:13why not seems like the perfect icebreaker for a bunch of people who met nine hours ago

28:18you know

28:19ah

28:20it's hard almost stopped

28:32yeah

28:37was it you

28:38you wish

28:39it wasn't

28:41why did you think it was her

28:42i don't know

28:43thanks harry

28:44he didn't even think it was me that kissed him

28:47I mean...

28:50Yes!

28:53Here we go.

28:54Oh, okay.

28:57Oh, my God!

28:59Oh, my fucking God!

29:02Oh, my God!

29:04Yes!

29:05The guys are unbelievable.

29:08Like, drooling at them.

29:10I want to get down and dirty with a few of them.

29:13You know what I mean?

29:14I'm pretty sure I know what you mean.

29:16You're not being that subtle.

29:18Are you blindfolded?

29:20He's probably dressing like...

29:21He trained for this.

29:23Let's do it.

29:25Let's do it.

29:26I'm going in for the kill.

29:28Because one good kiss doesn't mean they're all good kisses.

29:30So, we have to see.

29:32Oh!

29:34Oh!

29:35Oh!

29:46That game really did highlight to me how they've been getting along.

29:51There's plenty more days for Ronda to pick the right guy.

29:54Oh, fair game.

29:59I'm just going to go straight in the deep and let the boys know that I am awful Francesca and show a bit of dominance.

30:09This girl's going weak in the knees.

30:23Harry's got his eye on Francesca.

30:27The perfect one.

30:29Wow!

30:30Woo!

30:31How did you know?

30:32Um...

30:33I don't know.

30:34The kiss was magical and all we want to do is rip each other's clothes off.

30:39It's kind of hot.

30:40Better move quick, because Lana's about to go pee-pee on your picnic.

31:00While the girls are being model reality show contestants and changing their clothes for the 17th time,

31:05Francesca has spotted the perfect moment to pounce on her man.

31:12Mmm.

31:13Francesca is just drop-dead gorgeous.

31:17We have got some tension built up from this night.

31:21Like, it is tipping point.

31:24You are doing something to me.

31:26It's like it's hanging on.

31:29I'm actually just going to have to chill here for a bit.

31:32I'm actually hot.

31:34Stop looking so hot.

31:38Sorry.

31:39Who likes who?

31:40We need to be on the same page.

31:41Yeah, let's go.

31:42We need to wing-women each other.

31:43Oh, my God.

31:44My head.

31:45What was that?

31:46Whoa!

31:47Are we in Star Trek?

31:51We say something to turn that shit on.

31:54Yeah.

31:55Oh, what the fuck is that?

31:58What is this?

31:59Why is it doing that?

32:00Is that an alarm?

32:01Hello.

32:02Oh.

32:03I'm Lana.

32:04Hi, Lana.

32:05Hi, Lana.

32:06Hi, Lana.

32:07What the fuck is that?

32:08What is going on?

32:09Welcome to your first night at the retreat.

32:12I hope the accommodation is to your liking.

32:15It's perfect.

32:16We love it.

32:17We just want our own room.

32:18I must say you are all aesthetically pleasing to the artificial eye.

32:23Oh, she's so cute.

32:25That's so cute.

32:27You as well, Lana.

32:28You look great.

32:29I love your cone.

32:30Quite purple.

32:31Now I must ask you to make your way to the palapa.

32:34All right.

32:35I don't want to.

32:37I don't want to.

32:38Hurry up, lovebirds.

32:39There you go.

32:40I haven't got all night.

32:41Quick.

32:42Okay.

32:43Unhack my phone.

32:44That was so weird.

32:46For the last 12 hours, Lana has been in full-on spy mode, gathering data on our sexy serial

33:05swipers.

33:06But unfortunately for them, it's about to become information overload.

33:11All right, bruh.

33:13It's time to go.

33:14Oh, shit.

33:18Hi.

33:19I'm your virtual guide.

33:21Hey, Siri.

33:22Go ahead.

33:23Actually, my name is Lana.

33:25Hello, babe.

33:27Welcome.

33:28Lana sounded kind of hot.

33:30She's got real polite voice, hasn't she?

33:32Hello, sexy David.

33:34You look nice today.

33:36Wink.

33:37Boy, she's a computer.

33:39However, you are not here for the reasons you may think.

33:43This part of the scary movie, where the black people start running.

33:48Oh!

33:50In the last 12 hours, I have been observing you and learning about your behavior.

33:59It has been most insightful.

34:01All right, she's a bit weird.

34:03You have been specially selected because all of you are having meaningless flings over genuine relationships.

34:10Oh, my God.

34:11Wow.

34:12The purpose of this retreat is to help you gain deeper emotional connections in your personal relationships.

34:20You'll have platonic friendships with women.

34:24This is crazy.

34:27Bruh.

34:28As an incentive to your development, I've allocated a prize of $100,000.

34:37No, it's fucking life.

34:38Let's fucking go.

34:39I'm gonna make sure I get my money.

34:40I'm gonna make sure I get my no job.

34:41I'm gonna make sure I get my credit card paid off.

34:42No more debt for me.

34:43What do you guys think we have to do to win the money?

34:44If it's washing up and cooking, I'm fucked.

34:45What would you do with $100,000?

34:46To the strip club!

34:47Sorry!

34:48However, there are conditions to your stay here.

34:52Oh, Jesus.

34:53Here we go.

34:54This calls for tension.

34:55I'm totally missing out and get out of this thing.

34:57We're not missing out of this time.

34:59I'm totally missing out of this time.

35:02No, I'm rioting out of this time.

35:04No, no, no.

35:05It's there.

35:06I'm perfectly fine.

35:07No, no, no, no.

35:08What do you guys think we have to do to win the money?

35:09I'm fucking...

35:10I'm no, no, no, no, I'm not missing out of this time.

35:13What do you guys think we have to do to win the money?

35:14for tension music is this not like freaking you out is anyone else gonna

35:24fucking puke you will have to abstain from sexual practices for the entirety

35:34of your stay I don't know a single man that's gone a month without yeah never

35:43been that long that means no kissing she just said no kissing that's it no heavy

35:52petting this is literally bullshit or sex of any kind no no way great can Lana

36:01continue now Harry yep this will also apply to self gratification I knew that

36:09I was coming what does that mean no masturbation masturbating oh oh my god

36:19should have knocked one out yesterday there's never been this amount of time

36:26where I've gone without anything without beating my own meat or even having sex

36:31it's definitely a setup right okay no sex of any kind money will be deducted from

36:38the prize for any sexual activity oh my god why these guys are screwed god this is gonna

36:53be hard just not in the way they want to be I'm sure I can keep my legs closed for a hundred K

36:59if I'm tempted I'll be like think of your Nan think of your Nan oh dear this lot are gonna have a long

37:08hard summer welcome to the retreat oh

37:19that's with

37:20coming up there has been a breach of the rules old habits die hard Lana isn't the police

37:32it's coming wow this right we ain't gonna fuck all left in the pot and there's another big twist

37:44they are going to pay I would love if we lost everyone money

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