00:01You know, I never imagined I'd be kissing another man at my ex's engagement party.
00:17A thief.
00:23Stay calm.
00:24You should thank me for a taste testing for you. Last night you brought over that pasta.
00:38God, just like that three-year-old bra that was just crispy and rigid.
00:45Come here.
00:47What the hell is going on here? Who the fuck is she?
00:50Are you blind? She's my girlfriend.
00:52So, what the hell was I for the past three years?
00:55You're just a chef that smells like garlic.
00:58I mean, man eat your food, but hey, dream of my love.
01:03I mean, when was the last time you ever been bothered with me?
01:06You shut your mouth, you tramp!
01:09Hey! That's enough. Evelyn, I've never liked you, okay?
01:14My God! See that on kitchen grease?
01:17Literally just makes me want to throw up right now.
01:19Your restaurant would have tanked ages ago without my menu.
01:23Yeah, but you're useless now.
01:26Cause we are a perfect man.
01:32Oh my God, he's still here.
01:33Evelyn, you are fired. Just, I never want to see you again.
01:37I'm the one firing you two.
01:39Assholes!
01:41Oh my, oh God!
01:45Assholes!
01:58Yes!
01:59Every penny I had, I spent on his stupid restaurant.
02:04I even kept my chef E-identity secret to spare his fragile ego.
02:09And for what? To be treated like garbage?
02:12Okay, you are not spending another second on that jerk!
02:18Get up! Get up! Come on!
02:19Turn around!
02:20The world is your voice.
02:28Stop pouting!
02:31It's time to play!
02:34I've been searching for you for three years.
02:46Where are you?
02:47And the winner is...
03:05Chef E!
03:14Chef E's in the lounge.
03:15She actually cured your anorexia!
03:17Sophie!
03:19Keila proposed!
03:21No, I think I'm gonna keep my chef E-identity secret for now.
03:23I'll still help him with his restaurant, just quietly.
03:38She's just behind this door.
03:45I think my drink's been spiked.
03:46I think my drink's been spiked.
03:47I think my drink's been spiked.
03:51Oh!
03:53Hey!
03:54You good?
03:56I think my drink's been spiked.
03:57I think my drink's been spiked.
03:58I think my drink's been spiked.
04:01Oh!
04:02Oh!
04:03Hey!
04:04You good?
04:06Hey!
04:07You good?
04:08You must be a hero.
04:12You must be a hero.
04:15You must be a hero.
04:17You must be a hero.
04:18What am I going to call you?
04:19You must be a hero.
04:22What am I going to call you?
04:24I'm going to call you, friend.
04:27Let's enjoy yourselves in the room I prepared just for us.
04:57Do you really get that wild last night?
05:25That asshole!
05:38Oh, Caleb. Today is not your lucky day. Rocks in hell.
05:59I'll keep you meeting. I'll miss you in half an hour.
06:04Hey, Bat.
06:08What the hell did you do to my car?
06:14Oh, thank God. He doesn't recognize me.
06:17This is...this is your car? Look, I am so sorry. Um, wrong car.
06:26Yeah, classic mix-up. I'll pay for the damages. Just one thing which it is.
06:32That'll be 50 grand for a repaint. Cash or check?
06:3550 grand? Why don't you just mug me instead?
06:38I don't have time for this. The cops can deal with this mess. Sound good?
06:41Cops! No! No! Don't call the cops! Don't call the cops!
06:44Hello? Don't call the cops!
06:45Dad, I'd like to report property damage. Please don't call the cops!
06:47Please don't call the cops! Please don't call the cops!
06:48Hey! What the hell are you doing?
06:53Go ahead.
06:54Just call the cops. I'd love for them to see this.
06:56Oh, is that a threat?
06:57No! No! No! No! No! I'm just... negotiating?
07:02I'm in a hurry. Take this off me and I'll let you go.
07:06And I don't have to pay?
07:07Before I change my mind. Come on.
07:08Okay! Okay! Okay!
07:15I might not have the key on it.
07:18Seriously? We're not gonna take these off first?
07:27No time. Just follow my lead and do not act weird.
07:33Ah, Mr. Carter.
07:37We are thrilled at the thought of you buying us out, huh?
07:43And, um, who might this be?
07:45This is my personal assistant.
07:47Oh.
07:48Hi.
07:49Hi.
07:54We're doing a little corporate bonding thing.
07:57Okay.
07:59Bonding, huh?
08:15Mr. Carter, I paid top dollar for Chef E's exclusive recipe. I think that would be worth an extra ten points on the offer, wouldn't it?
08:30Chef E?
08:31That's right.
08:32Carter's been chasing Chef E forever. This sale is locked.
08:33It's not Chef E's recipe.
08:34What?
08:35I'm sorry. Mr. Carter, they're pulling a fast one on you.
08:36This is the exact recipe Chef E made at the Culinary Championship. It's identical.
08:41Yeah, Chef E would never use truffle oil in this dish.
08:42Yeah, Chef E would never use truffle oil in this dish.
08:44I mean, I don't know.
08:45It's not Chef E's recipe.
08:46What?
08:47I'm sorry.
08:48Mr. Carter, they're pulling a fast one on you.
08:50This is the exact recipe Chef E made at the Culinary Championship. It's identical.
08:56Yeah, Chef E would never use truffle oil in this dish. It kills the fish's natural umami. And FYI, Chef E doesn't write anything down. All of her recipes live in her head.
09:17If they're only in her head, how would you know?
09:26So what's the deal with you and Chef E?
09:29I am Chef E, dummy. Just a fan. God lucky enough to chat about recipes with her once.
09:36Boss!
09:45It's just a lock while the entire circus.
09:47Well, I heard you're in handcuffs, so I brought a lawyer.
09:51And a locksmith. And his mentor. Just in case.
09:55What about that guy?
09:58Oh, uh, I'm just, uh, here for the spectacle.
10:06Don't mind me.
10:14I will take those.
10:17Okay.
10:19You know, I saved you money back there. That will be my compensation.
10:23Fine.
10:24Later.
10:29Boss? Who's she?
10:38Cheers, guys!
10:41Cheers!
10:43Oh, God! Evan, I've already fired you. What are you doing here?
10:47Everything that worked about this restaurant was my creation.
10:51I'm taking my 50% share.
10:54Shares?
10:56Oh!
10:57As if you were there.
10:59You only became head chef thanks to Caleb.
11:02You were nothing.
11:03I kept my Chef E identity secret to protect your fragile ego, which clearly was wasted on you.
11:08You're Chef E.
11:09Okay, so you're pretending to be Chef E when the real product sheet, Madeline, is right here.
11:22That's seriously hilarious. Oh, my God. You're funny.
11:25You're funny after this.
11:26Oh, how's with Evelyn?
11:27Kayla breaks up with you and you go into a full psychotic break?
11:32I mean, behold this face, people.
11:34Scared's kiss would burn him into sterility.
11:36I mean, who would get excited about this package?
11:38We should beat it now because it's my garbage can and we're going to take trash like people.
11:42Okay, now about this. Let's not let this psycho spoil our day.
11:47Madeline, darling.
11:49Will you marry me?
11:53Oh, my God. I wasn't expecting this.
11:58Yeah, I do.
12:08Mwah.
12:09See, Evelyn?
12:11Caleb clearly loves me, so he can stop obsessing over him.
12:15What? Congratulations. You snagged an absolute gem.
12:19You know, my new guy is hotter, richer, and way more impressive.
12:24Where it counts.
12:27What are you implying?
12:28Evelyn, did you really invent a boyfriend to make yourself feel better?
12:31Right? I mean, if he's real...
12:33Where is it? Show us.
12:35Oh, my God.
12:36Fantastic. Where do I magically whip up a boyfriend? From my rib?
12:41This is sad. Caleb rejects her, so she comes up with this pathetic story.
12:47You know what, Evelyn, just... just go home.
12:50I mean, at this point, you're just humiliating yourself. I mean, I'm sorry for you.
12:54Why don't you use that cash for some, um, therapy?
13:01He's right there.
13:02Mr. Carter, what's Carter Group's strategy this year?
13:08We are acquiring 10 premium restaurants to establish.
