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00:00Things I would do to her.
00:12Things I would do to her.
00:24Get a lady martini.
00:30Vodka martini, straight up.
00:35I'm sorry, I didn't have ordered this.
00:37The two guys at the end of the bar ordered it.
00:40Cheers, babe.
00:49Hello, Mother.
00:51According to the family tracking app, you're in Vegas. Why?
00:55I just wanted a little vacation before my interview at Worthington Enterprises.
01:01You know that internship I was telling you about?
01:04Internship?
01:05You are the heir to a billion dollar trust fund that your father set up before he passed away.
01:12Unless you were in Vegas to meet a man.
01:15I'm not looking for a man, Mom.
01:18I know you want a career, but...
01:20You know, marriage is very fulfilling.
01:23Did you ever think that I can have it all?
01:25Okay, I've got to go. I love you.
01:28The wedding of the millennium kicks off tonight.
01:34Billionaire Lucas Worthington is set to marry his sweetheart in the most lavish wedding of the century.
01:42I don't get why people like this wedding crap.
01:45Everyone knows true love doesn't exist.
01:47Wait. You're the guy from the TV. You're the Lucas Worthington of Worthington Enterprises.
02:00Uh, no, I'm not Lucas Worthington.
02:04Uh, I'm John. John Bourbon.
02:10Sophie, you really look a lot like him, though.
02:14Yeah, I get that a lot.
02:16Um, but I couldn't possibly be him.
02:18He's in New York about to get married.
02:20And I'm here with you. In Vegas.
02:24Besides, he...
02:26He wears glasses.
02:28I don't.
02:29And people say those rich guys are total assholes.
02:32And you don't really look like an asshole.
02:39Uh, those friends of yours?
02:41No.
02:43Thanks guys, but I'm good.
02:46It was nice meeting you, John.
02:48You too.
02:56Let go of me!
02:57Where do you think you're going?
02:59We got you a martini.
03:01Those aren't cheap in the casino.
03:03Let go!
03:04And you were just going to walk away without letting us feel that fine ass.
03:18I can take care of myself.
03:20You sure?
03:22What the hell is going on in here?
03:24How dare they lay a finger on the owner of the biggest company in New York City, Mr. Lucas Worthington.
03:30My most sincere apologies.
03:33Get these idiots out of here!
03:37That's not...
03:39Uh, yes.
03:41I am Lucas Worthington.
03:43Apology accepted.
03:45Mr. Worthington, I would of course wish to give you complimentary rooms at my hotel, but...
03:50gentlemen of your stature, of course, wouldn't want to stay in a dump like this.
03:54Uh, thanks.
03:56So, for any inconvenience and again for the trouble, sir, may I offer you some complimentary tickets at the bar for some drinks?
04:04Again, my most sincere apologies.
04:05Oh.
04:10Shall we?
04:13I mean, I should really focus on my interview.
04:17But he's kinda cute.
04:19Screw it.
04:20Let's do it!
04:35Oh, my god. What happened last night?
04:36Wha-
04:40Uh, uh, uh, uh.
04:41I don't know.
04:43Uh...
04:44Uh...
04:45Uh, uh, uh...
04:46Uh...
04:48Uh...
04:49Uh...
04:50Pants...
04:51Uh...
04:52Uh...
04:53Uh...
04:54Uh...
04:55Uh...
04:56Uh...
04:57Uh...
04:58Uh...
04:59Uh...
05:00Uh...
05:01Uh...
05:03Uh...
05:04Uh...
05:05Pants are still on.
05:06Pants are still on.
05:07Wow.
05:08My head is...
05:11I'm gonna go dunk it in some cold water.
05:17Oh, God.
05:20How much did I drink?
05:24I should tell her the truth about who I really am.
05:35Lucas!
05:37Lucas, you missed your own wedding.
05:40Where are you, Lucas Worthington?
05:41You answer me.
05:45Mother, keep your voice down, okay?
05:47Keep my voice down?
05:50How dare you order me around when you missed your own wedding?
05:53You left Bridgette Villabrook waiting at the altar.
05:57You embarrassed the whole family.
05:58The whole family in front of the wealthy Villabrooks.
06:01Mom, I never agreed to do the stupid wedding in the first place.
06:04Where are you?
06:06Vegas.
06:07I am sending the private jet to come and get you right now.
06:12I'm not a child anymore, okay?
06:14I only want to marry someone because I actually love them.
06:17Not because I'm being arranged and set up with you.
06:22You think you're gonna find love in Vegas?
06:24Ha!
06:25I know what happens in Vegas.
06:27How would you know?
06:29What happens here stays here.
06:31Don't get smart with me, Lucas.
06:32Look, honey, you're so young, so go have fun.
06:38And then, well, you're just lucky that we have a great relationship with the Villabrook family,
06:42so I was able to postpone the wedding until next week.
06:45Mom, I can't do...
06:46You can, you will.
06:48Plus, you have a billion-dollar business to run.
06:52Come back.
06:53Immediately.
06:54That's final.
06:55Don't worry, Bridget.
07:12He's just wrapping up the last-minute business emergency.
07:15Then he'll be back, and everything will go exactly as planned.
07:20Dad?
07:22You said Lucas was going to marry me.
07:26He's the wealthiest man in the world, and we're supposed to be starting our lives today.
07:31I know, sweetie.
07:32This happens to men sometimes.
07:34Be patient.
07:35Oh.
07:36Did you leave Mom standing at the altar in a $300,000 wedding dress?
07:43Of course not.
07:46This better go according to plan, Francine.
07:49For your sake, if you want that new skyscraper built on my land, your son better get it together.
07:55Don't worry, Warren.
07:57The Worthington-Villabrook alliance is still good and strong.
08:00Hmm.
08:01I was supposed to be getting tanned in Barbados right now.
08:03I don't want that.
08:13Did you hire her, Dad?
08:19Everything all right?
08:20I heard you talking to someone.
08:22Uh, yeah.
08:24That was my mom.
08:26Your mom?
08:28Yep.
08:28She was just calling to wish me work in Vegas.
08:33His mother?
08:35Of course he's not Lucas Worthington.
08:38I doubt his mother would be calling to wish him luck.
08:44Oh, my God.
08:45I have over 500 alerts.
08:51Did we go to a wedding chapel?
08:53I don't know.
08:55Oh, no.
08:55I posted a photo.
08:58It has over 300 likes?
09:11We...
09:11We got married?
09:16I don't remember any of that.
09:19Neither do I.
09:19Oh, we just met.
09:21This is...
09:22Oh, my God.
09:22This is...
09:23It's fine.
09:24It's fine?
09:25It's not fine.
09:26It's crazy.
09:27But, look, we got drunk and did something silly.
09:30Silly?
09:31Yeah.
09:32I can get it in old.
09:33People get married in Vegas all the time.
09:36It's not like we consummated the marriage.
09:38We're fully clothed.
09:39Yes, yeah.
09:40Fully clothed.
09:40I'm just going to repeat everything I say.
09:42Sorry, sorry.
09:42I'm panicking a little bit.
09:44But, um, no, no, look, you're right.
09:47We...
09:47Nothing happened.
09:49We're okay.
09:50I mean, he is really good looking.
09:52I don't think I would mind it if we consummated it.
09:56I kind of wish something did happen.
09:59She's stunning, but marriage is a little crazy.
10:07Uh, maybe we should get...
10:11Definitely, yeah.
10:12Yeah.
10:12Look, I've got to run.
10:18Why don't we just call about this whole annulment thing?
10:22Actually, I have an interview at your doppelganger's company.
10:26You're interviewing at the company I own?
10:29What?
10:31Uh, I mean, I...
10:33I work there, too.
10:35Um, in the mailroom.
10:37Uh, yeah, when I said own, I meant I take ownership in my job.
10:40And that's...
10:41That's why I get confused as Mr. Worthington.
10:46Wow.
10:46Yeah.
10:47A coincidence.
10:48I know.
10:49Crazy stuff.
10:50Um, so, you'll be in New York the same time as I will.
10:54Uh, you'll be interviewing and I'll be janitor.
10:56I mean, not...
10:58Mailroom guy.
11:00Okay, well, I have your info, so I should go.
11:04Well, maybe, maybe we should get dinner together in New York.
11:08Uh, if you'd like, of course.
11:10Uh, you can make a reservation at, I don't know, 11 Madison Park.
11:14That's the most expensive restaurant in New York City.
11:19How can you afford that on a mailroom salary?
11:21Right.
11:22Uh, I used to work there, too.
11:26As a busboy.
11:27Uh, that's...
11:29I'm friends with the staff.
11:30It doesn't matter.
11:30Um, so, anyways, I'll give you a call and we can figure out this whole annulment thing.
11:34Um, if I stay married to her, then I won't have to do this arranged marriage.
11:43If I stay married to him for a bit, I won't have to deal with my overbearing mother.
11:48I can focus on my work.
11:51Hey, what if we stay married?
11:55I know this is crazy, but I really need to focus on my internship and, you know, I don't want to deal with all this legal stuff.
12:04Right, yeah, I get it.
12:05There's no rush for us to get it in old.
12:08Anyways, so, uh, I'll just, I'll hit you up in New York.
12:13Hit, hit you up.
12:15Why did I say it like that?
12:16I'm in, I will, I'll reach out.
12:20Cool.
12:22Well, I should go.
12:26Sophie, I hope you know what you're doing.
12:29Oh, Lucas.
12:31What have you gotten yourself into?
12:34Where did you get that dress?
12:47Uh, my aunt gave it to me.
12:50I don't know where she got it.
12:52It looks like she made it from a picnic table close.
12:55Excuse me?
12:59Are you sure you're in the right place?
13:01There's a Chili's around the corner.
13:03Might be more your speed.
13:05Okay, I'll say this in English.
13:07You should leave.
13:08What's going on here?
13:15Oh, Mr. Warrington, I'm so sorry.
13:17I'll have this trash removed from you immediately.
13:20No, you won't.
13:21She's my date.
13:22Date?
13:22But, but how?
13:25She's not clearly from high class and this is a very exclusive restaurant.
13:28And who owns this exclusive restaurant?
13:30You, sir.
13:31Right.
13:32So I make the rules.
13:33But you're correct.
13:35This is one of the most exclusive restaurants in all of New York City.
13:38And you're now excluded.
13:40You're fired.
13:40Oh, Lucas.
13:41That's not necessary.
13:43She was just doing her job.
13:45I'm not dressed properly for here.
13:47But that's still no excuse for her to treat you that way.
13:50It's fine.
13:51She was making some weird joke.
13:53It's all good.
13:55Okay.
13:56But just because you said so.
13:59In the future, please be kinder to our customers.
14:04Let's just go get some pizza and champagne.
14:07Okay.
14:09Pizza and champagne.
14:11The perfect combination.
14:13You know something?
14:14This is my first time having a picnic in Central Park.
14:18What?
14:19Are you some billionaire?
14:21Everybody eats in the park.
14:23No, not a billionaire.
14:24I just usually eat in the break room.
14:27Or alone in my apartment.
14:29Hmm.
14:30Thank God Lucas Worthington isn't some criminal.
14:33Or we would have been screwed back there.
14:35Yeah.
14:36Well, these things are a lifesaver.
14:40Lucas Worthington.
14:42John Bourbon.
14:44Lucas.
14:46John.
14:46Lucas.
14:47Wait, wait, wait.
14:48I know who you are.
14:49You do?
14:50Oh, no.
14:51She's going to know I'm really Lucas Worthington.
14:54Clark Kent and Superman.
14:59Well then, you must be Willis Lane.
15:06That was really nice.
15:07Yeah.
15:08Thanks for walking me back to the hotel.
15:11I need to look over the blueprints for my interview tomorrow.
15:15Right.
15:16Your interview.
15:17Wait, since you work in the mailroom, you probably see a lot of blueprints, right?
15:23Yeah.
15:23Tons.
15:24Would you mind looking at my portfolio?
15:26Just to see if I fit the company's aesthetic?
15:29I'd love that.
15:35Wow.
15:37These are amazing.
15:39This is exactly what I'm looking for.
15:41What you're looking for?
15:43I mean, Worthington Enterprises, of course.
15:47What they're looking for.
15:49You think?
15:50I know.
15:51These lines, these angles.
15:53Sophie, this is...
15:55You're so talented.
15:59Well, I hope they think I'm talented tomorrow.
16:01Trust me, they will.
16:03You know, actually, come to think of it, these would look good at Villabrook Properties.
16:09For a mail clerk, you really know a lot about the company.
16:12I tend to pay attention.
16:15What you have here is incredible.
16:20Beauty and talent.
16:21I really wish I could tell her the truth.
16:23I could easily approve her internship.
16:28Look, Sophie, I...
16:30I just really, really want this job.
16:32And I want to earn it.
16:33All by myself.
16:35Sorry.
16:36What were you going to say?
16:37You know, isn't it...
16:39kind of funny that we're still husband and wife?
16:44It is funny.
16:49Uh, well, you should go.
16:51Husband.
16:53Right.
17:03What's up?
17:05Hi.
17:06You up for the interview?
17:07Uh, yeah, I'm one of the finalists.
17:09Me too.
17:09I pretty much got this.
17:11You do?
17:11I'm the guy.
17:12I can sell anything.
17:13I didn't realize it was a sales position.
17:18Come on.
17:18Every interview is a sales position.
17:21And they're looking for someone of status.
17:24Not some...
17:25Um...
17:26Wow.
17:29See my coat?
17:31Custom tailored.
17:32How do you like that?
17:33Nick Collier.
17:37Collier.
17:38That's me.
17:39Please come in.
17:41I guess I'm up.
17:42Oh, after I nail this interview,
17:44maybe we can go and get a drink.
17:46See what else I can nail.
17:47I'm good.
17:48You're lost.
17:50Oops.
17:50What the fuck?
17:55Sorry, babe.
17:56You did that on purpose.
18:01Fucking asshole!
18:03Who does this shit?
18:06What am I even doing here?
18:09I can't do this.
18:11No one cares that I was top of my class.
18:14Maybe Mom was right.
18:19You can't have it all.
18:27Oh, honey.
18:30I remember when I was your age,
18:33filled with self-doubt.
18:36Believe me,
18:37there are much worse things in life
18:39than a Mocha St. Blueprints.
18:44What are you going to do, Sophie?
18:57Were you Kappa Sig?
18:58Hey, you know it, bro.
19:00My dad got me in.
19:01Legacy pledge.
19:02Me too.
19:03I was my frats VP.
19:04No way.
19:05Let me see.
19:09Oh, shit!
19:10Kappa Sig for reals.
19:11You know what?
19:12I don't think we need to see
19:13any other candidates.
19:14You're everything we're looking for
19:15in an intern.
19:20Right.
19:21Sick.
19:22I can't wait to get all architect-y
19:23up in here.
19:24I'd like to officially welcome you.
19:26Wait, wait!
19:26Wait!
19:29Sorry.
19:30Can I help you?
19:31I have an appointment.
19:33Let me check my list.
19:35Positions are already filled, sweetie.
19:37But I'm sure there's some positions
19:39we can fill later.
19:41Oh, wait.
19:41You're right.
19:42You're the last one on the list.
19:44But I'm sorry.
19:45I think I've made my decision.
19:47No.
19:48Please.
19:49No.
19:50Can you?
19:51Can you just look at my blueprints?
19:58You must be Sophia Gladwin?
20:00Sophia.
20:01Sophia Gladwin.
20:02My apologies.
20:03Have a seat.
20:04Let's take a look at your work.
20:05My six rubber, bro.
20:10Blueprints?
20:11That's more like brown prints.
20:14What is that?
20:14Dark roast?
20:16Rough morning?
20:17Some idiot spilled coffee on them.
20:20That sounds like some excuse I made as a kid.
20:22Like, dog ate my homework.
20:23Miss Gladwin.
20:25I appreciate you coming all this way.
20:27But I'm sorry.
20:29Mr. Worthington.
20:33What are you doing here?
20:34Uh, no, I'm not Mr. Worthington.
20:37That's a common mistake.
20:39I'm John from the mailroom.
20:41Remember?
20:42Just here to drop off the new hire paperwork.
20:44Oh, right.
20:46Sorry, John.
20:48I didn't realize, but now that you're in the light, you look nothing like him.
20:53Where was I?
20:54Oh, thank you for coming, Miss Gladwin.
20:56But I can't see your work, and I don't really have another option.
21:01I have to offer the internship to Nick.
21:03That's not fair.
21:04There's not a lot I can do without a readable portfolio.
21:08Oh, no.
21:09Her blueprints were ruined.
21:11But I can't get her the job.
21:12She has to earn it.
21:13Think, Lucas.
21:14Think.
21:14Uh, what if you have them both draw up a couple designs and then choose a winner based on that?
21:25Ah.
21:26Okay.
21:27Let's give that a shot.
21:29Great idea, mailroom guy.
21:33Let's have you design the entry for an atrium.
21:36Hell yeah, bro.
21:37My free hand is sick.
21:38Let's do this.
21:41What's going on here, sir?
21:43Just go with it.
21:44All right.
21:47You can start your atrium designs.
21:49You'll have approximately 10 minutes.
21:52Starting now.
21:54Time's up.
22:08Let's see what we got.
22:09This is absolutely amazing.
22:18Open spaces, crisp lines.
22:21You've done a combination of art deco perfectly blended with modernism.
22:25And a botanical eco-friendly garden in the middle?
22:28Bravo.
22:28Wow.
22:29Wow.
22:29Right?
22:29This is wow.
22:30I've never seen anything this awful in my life.
22:41I don't even know what you were trying to draw.
22:44Is that a refrigerator?
22:47Did you draw a fucking refrigerator?
22:49It was conceptual.
22:51It seems like you don't even have a concept of architecture.
22:56Sophie, the internship is yours.
22:58What?
22:58Thank you, sir.
23:00This is rigged.
23:02Some Kappa Sigma you are.
23:04Your hand shake wasn't even tight, bro.
23:06I'll be back.
23:08I know people.
23:09I'll call my dad.
23:11I think you made my choice.
23:12Clearly.
23:13Where is Sophie?
23:18I was hoping to get a moment with her.
23:21Lucas Worthington!
23:23Where do you think you're going?
23:25Hello, Mother.
23:27There's business needs attention.
23:29Your wedding...
23:30I'm not marrying Bridget Billibrook.
23:33You can and you will.
23:34There's a new date set for next week.
23:36The Billibrooks create a perfect alliance.
23:39This is not negotiable.
23:41I can't marry her.
23:42Give me one good reason.
23:46I got married in Vegas.
23:53You got this in a gumball machine.
23:59I can't believe it.
24:01Who is this floozy you married?
24:03This floozy is incredible.
24:06I met her in Vegas and we hit it off.
24:08Next thing we know, we're married.
24:10Look, I'm sorry.
24:11I didn't mean to embarrass you.
24:12But, Mother, I can't marry someone just because of money.
24:17There's no way you're in love with this broke bitch.
24:19She's probably just after you for our money.
24:22How do you know she doesn't actually love me?
24:24I'll believe it when I see it.
24:28This is why I wasn't going to talk to you.
24:31I need to meet this gold digger.
24:34I need to meet this homewrecker and ruin it.
24:38She's going to cost us billions.
24:40If Lucas doesn't marry Warren, Villalbrook's daughter, Bridget.
24:44Hey, Mum.
24:50I can tell by the sound of your voice how the interview went.
24:54Yes, I got the internship.
24:56Oh, well, congratulations, Sophie.
24:58I'm very proud of you.
24:59But now, let's forget this nonsense, okay?
25:04You've proved you can get a job.
25:05You need to come home.
25:06Mum, I can't do that.
25:09You're the heir to a billion-dollar trust fund.
25:11If you just sign the paperwork,
25:13you won't have to work again.
25:16Mum, you always taught me to work hard for everything.
25:19And I am so proud of you for that, Sophie.
25:22But I just want you to meet a nice man and get married
25:25and give me some grandbabies.
25:28There is great happiness in marriage.
25:32Um, about that.
25:35About what?
25:37This will get my mother off my case.
25:39Spit it out.
25:41I got married.
25:46What? When? To whom?
25:48Uh, this guy I met at work.
25:50It was a whirlwind romance.
25:53Wow, that is fantastic news.
25:56I must have dinner with your new husband.
25:59I'm going to get on the private jet tonight
26:01and I'm going to be up there to see you in New York.
26:03No, no, no. I don't think that's a good idea.
26:05Nonsense!
26:06I will meet you at the Ivory Tower at 7pm.
26:09And that's it.
26:11Uh, Mum, no.
26:14Great.
26:15The best day of my life just became the worst.
26:18Sophie.
26:19Hey!
26:19Hey!
26:22Uh, that was crazy.
26:27Yeah, uh, congratulations again.
26:29Thanks for keeping our marriage under wraps.
26:32I kind of wanted to...
26:32Earn this on your own.
26:34I know.
26:35I wonder if I'll ever meet Mr. Lucas Worthington.
26:41I don't... I don't think so.
26:43He's pretty reclusive.
26:45Um, anyways, what are you...
26:47What are you doing tonight?
26:48Actually, I was going to ask you.
26:50My mom's in town and she wants to meet my husband.
26:54Your husband?
26:56Your husband!
26:57Right, uh, sorry, it's still kind of...
26:59It's new.
27:00Yeah.
27:02Uh, what's funny is I actually talked to my mom and she also wants to meet you.
27:07Oh.
27:08Mom for mom?
27:09My mom's kind of a handful.
27:11All moms are.
27:13Come on.
27:13What do you say?
27:14Do you want to meet her tonight?
27:18Sure thing.
27:19Wifey.
27:20Uh, okay, um, we'll see you later tonight.
27:28We'll keep this marriage thing going just a little bit longer.
27:31Yeah, and then we can get it an old.
27:35Maybe I don't want this to end.
27:37What the hell are you doing, girl?
27:48Hi, honey.
27:48Hi.
27:50Hello, mother.
27:51Do you have to greet me like some spoiled child?
27:54Hi, mom.
27:56Right, I have some papers for you to sign.
27:59This is the agreement to accept the trust fund.
28:02Let's talk about this later.
28:04I don't want John to know about this.
28:06You do know that this is your future.
28:08I know you want to earn money and all that sort of stuff,
28:10but your father, he worked his whole life, God rest his soul,
28:14and he would be devastated to think that you weren't being looked after.
28:18Would he be devastated to know I inherited his work ethic?
28:22And you inherited his stubbornness.
28:26You know what?
28:27I am so proud of you.
28:29Let's just keep it under wraps until I talk to John about it.
28:32I don't want to keep it a secret.
28:34What secret?
28:36Uh, secret that my Sophie snores in bed at night.
28:43You must be John Belvin.
28:45I'm Beatrice Gladwin.
28:48I didn't know that Sophie had a sister.
28:52It's nice to meet Sophie's mother.
28:54Ah, I think you mean mother-in-law.
28:56Well, technically...
28:59What does that mean?
29:01Uh, it is newlywed humor.
29:04You know, the old ball and chain.
29:08So, tell me, where did you guys meet?
29:11Vegas.
29:11Vegas.
29:14Well, where in Vegas?
29:15At the slot machine.
29:16The buffet.
29:17The slot machine or the buffet?
29:19Which one?
29:20The slot machines at the buffet.
29:23All right, it's both, really.
29:25She dropped a coin, I picked it up, we locked eyes,
29:28and the rest is history, as they say.
29:32Anyways, I'm going to actually run to the bathroom
29:34and just wash up to let you two sit
29:36and talk about me behind my back.
29:37What do you think?
29:39I think he's very cute.
29:42Mm-hmm.
29:43Lucas!
29:49Where have you been?
29:51I have been texting you all week.
29:54Who's this tramp you're running around with?
29:56Bridget, what are you doing?
29:57I came to see who your new toy was.
30:00She's not a toy, and you won't speak about her like that.
30:02Don't tell me you actually like her.
30:07Do you?
30:10Lucas.
30:11I'm sorry, Lukey baby.
30:14I just...
30:15I really want us to work, you know?
30:18I don't mind if you step out on me.
30:20Get all those juices out before I lock you down.
30:23Bridget, look...
30:23Okay, fine.
30:24You can step out on me a little once we're married, too.
30:26I don't care.
30:27That's not the type of guy I am.
30:30You know, I thought you would have understood
30:32that I don't want to marry you
30:33by me not showing up to our own wedding.
30:36I thought you just got stage fright.
30:40Let me make it clear to you.
30:41Bridget, I don't want to marry you.
30:46You will marry me.
30:48My daddy will make sure of it.
30:50I won't take no for an answer, Lucas.
31:03No.
31:17Goodbye, Bridget.
31:20Psycho-fucking-bath.
31:23We'll see about that, Lucas.
31:26My daddy always gets me what I want.
31:37Uh, is everything alright, honey?
31:40Uh, yeah.
31:40I just ran into someone.
31:43Not a problem, I hope.
31:44Just work stress.
31:46Uh, mailroom work stress.
31:52It's crazy this time of year.
31:53There's paperwork flying all over the building.
31:55Um, anyways, uh, Mrs. Gladwin,
31:58Sophie here, she's a real talent.
32:00She knows her way around a blueprint or two.
32:02I think one day she'll be running
32:04the architecture department.
32:05Oh.
32:06With my trust fund,
32:07I could buy the architecture department.
32:09But have you guys thought about kids yet?
32:13You know, I'd love to have some grandbabies
32:15running around.
32:16Uh, no.
32:18Mom, not yet.
32:19Hmm, my invite must have gotten lost in the mail.
32:22Bridget!
32:23You gonna introduce me to your friends?
32:28This is Bridget.
32:29She was just weaving.
32:30And you are?
32:31Uh, this is his wife.
32:35Did you not hear?
32:36His wife.
32:36Uh, we're friends.
32:38Just friends.
32:39Yeah, yeah, exactly.
32:40We're not married at all.
32:43But I thought...
32:44No, no, no.
32:44Just work colleagues.
32:46Yeah.
32:47Mm-hmm.
32:48Mm-hmm.
32:49Yeah.
32:49Uh, Bridget, I'll talk to you later, okay?
32:52Sure.
32:53I thought somebody here ordered the spaghetti.
32:56Come on.
33:05Whoopsie.
33:11Well, she's lovely.
33:14Um, where did you find her?
33:16Soap opera?
33:18I do not know what the hell is going on here.
33:21I don't know what the hell is going on here.
33:22I don't know what the hell is going on here.
33:23I'm having the time and I don't know what the hell is going on here.
33:28So, honey, is she some ex?
33:31What a delight.
33:32Uh, no, her, not at all.
33:34Uh, she's an ex-co-worker.
33:38Coworker.
33:38Ugh.
33:39But why did you guys say you're not married?
33:41We just want to keep it on the down low right now.
33:45Yeah, exactly.
33:46Well, Sophie's in her internship.
33:47Uh, Bridget knows a lot of the same people.
33:49We just want to keep it under wraps and professional.
33:52Well, not how it was done in my day, but your secret's safe with me.
33:58You know, I was quite skeptical about this marriage,
34:02but I see the way you two look at each other,
34:05and it's really rather sweet.
34:07I think it's true love.
34:08I think it's time for me to go and pick up a bassinet now.
34:10Uh, well, you are too much.
34:13I'm going to go to the bathroom.
34:14Mm-hmm.
34:19Uh, I'm sorry about your dress.
34:22It's fine.
34:23I'll just throw some Parmesan on it at home,
34:26and it will be delicious.
34:28Maybe a little bit of prosciutto.
34:29Mm, perfect.
34:30Um, speaking of home,
34:33I was thinking that maybe we should live together.
34:37Uh, for, you know, appearance purposes during this marriage.
34:42Uh, where would we live?
34:44You can stay with me at my place.
34:46I mean, I guess, sure, for, uh, only for appearances.
34:51For appearances.
34:52To the Ritz.
34:58There's no way I'd be able to afford that on a male clerk's salary.
35:01I need to figure something out.
35:15Uh, Chloe, you had an everything bagel,
35:18and Emma, you had a blueberry bagel
35:20with the blueberries taken out of it.
35:22This bagel is cold.
35:23Go heat it up.
35:25And this bagel still has the essence of a blueberry.
35:28Uh, do you want a plain bagel?
35:30You know that I need my antioxidants, right?
35:32So why don't you fetch me another blueberry bagel?
35:35Oh, and darling,
35:36just make sure that you pick out the berries carefully.
35:40Um, I thought I was here to learn the ropes
35:42and work on blueprints.
35:44What did you just say?
35:45I was supposed to be learning the ropes.
35:49Good impersonation.
35:50Now, girlie, listen up.
35:53As an intern, you're gonna do exactly as we say.
35:56The last three interns quit because they couldn't hack it.
35:59Don't test.
36:03Don't test.
36:03Don't test.