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00:00:00I thought you were a bookworm Mia. That outfit is a choice. Am I in the wrong place?
00:00:18No, not at all. I was waiting for you. Wasn't this supposed to be a costume party?
00:00:23My bad. It turns out it's a welcome party for the school's new sponsor.
00:00:26What?
00:00:26I need an excuse to see you. Close your eyes.
00:00:30That's right.
00:00:40What a fucking nerd.
00:00:43You lied to me.
00:00:44The psychology of love. My ass. Write about it all you want, but you still got tricked by a guy.
00:00:54Leo, I'm sorry, dude. I was just playing a joke. Do you know why we're all here today?
00:00:58Uh, for you.
00:00:59It's a welcome party for the school's new sponsor.
00:01:02That's right. And this new school sponsor doesn't like bullies.
00:01:05So get out.
00:01:09Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:01:11Did what do you do this?
00:01:12He is such an asshole.
00:01:14You know what? It's our fault for arriving late.
00:01:15You got lucky. This time, it won't happen again.
00:01:18You want to bet?
00:01:18I win. You apologize in front of everyone.
00:01:22What?
00:01:23I bet you I can make him fall in love with me in 10 seconds.
00:01:29Uh, Mia, no offense, but that's never gonna happen.
00:01:35It's not you!
00:01:36Everybody knows Leo, Brian is very wicked. He is a lone wolf.
00:01:40I know he's out of my league, but my research won't fail me.
00:01:47Love comes down to one thing. Science.
00:01:50Bullshit!
00:01:51You know what? Kiss him, and then I'll get on my knees and grovel.
00:01:54Step one in Mia's Guide to Romance, create a chance encounter.
00:02:04Hi there, Mr. Brian.
00:02:07Oops.
00:02:09Close contact will drive his hormones crazy.
00:02:15Ow!
00:02:16Are you okay? I'm so sorry.
00:02:19Uh, can you give me some space?
00:02:22Yeah.
00:02:23Whoa!
00:02:24Who turned out the lights?
00:02:34Uh, what is your name?
00:02:36I'm Mia.
00:02:38Can we run that back?
00:02:40Boss, remember her.
00:02:48Sir, she has the same name as your wife.
00:02:51You've never even met.
00:02:52Well, there's a lot of me in the world.
00:02:53He asked you for your name? Do you think he's into you?
00:03:01I don't know. I wish the lights didn't go off.
00:03:03Victory was mine.
00:03:05Toodles!
00:03:06Sir, you asked me to remember her.
00:03:08Should I set up a date?
00:03:08No.
00:03:09Keep her away from me.
00:03:11I made a reservation for you to meet your wife.
00:03:12Should I tell her?
00:03:13Fine.
00:03:13Well, I have been married to her for a year after all.
00:03:16It's about time.
00:03:22What?
00:03:25My husband wants to meet me tomorrow.
00:03:26Your husband?
00:03:28That prick that didn't even show up for the wedding.
00:03:30Are you gonna go?
00:03:31No.
00:03:31The last thing I need in my life to be happy is love.
00:03:34Do you take this man as your husband?
00:03:38I do.
00:03:39Oh.
00:03:50There, Mom.
00:03:51Now I'm married to a man who lives thousands of miles away.
00:03:54Just like you wanted.
00:03:55My parents arranged our marriage before they died.
00:03:58I don't even know him.
00:03:59I need a divorce ASAP.
00:04:11Lily!
00:04:12Hey.
00:04:14I need you to pretend to be me and divorce my husband I've never met.
00:04:16What?
00:04:17Why me?
00:04:18You know me better than anyone.
00:04:19Plus, you have a lot of experience handling jokes.
00:04:21I'll pay you.
00:04:23Say no more.
00:04:26Are you Lily O'Brien?
00:04:27Great.
00:04:28Oh my God.
00:04:29Mia's husband is just my type.
00:04:31Look.
00:04:32I'm sorry.
00:04:33I know I've been MIA since we got married.
00:04:35But I promise, I'll make it up to you.
00:04:37So I will put you through school.
00:04:39And we can divorce when you graduate.
00:04:41Um, actually, I...
00:04:41I know you're gonna be swamped with student debt.
00:04:43So, um, you can move in with me.
00:04:48I'll, um, I'll think about it.
00:04:50Great.
00:04:51Well, just let me know when you've thought it over.
00:04:52You know, I think this couldn't have gone better.
00:04:54Yeah, I agree.
00:04:56Oh, uh, here's my number and just call me.
00:04:58Bye.
00:04:58Oh, okay.
00:05:03Lily.
00:05:03Hi.
00:05:05How'd it go?
00:05:06Oh, no problem.
00:05:07By the way, your husband, a real uggo.
00:05:10And dirt core too.
00:05:11He even tried to fill me out.
00:05:12You dodged a bullet.
00:05:13Oh my God, are you okay?
00:05:14Yeah, it's fine.
00:05:15I kicked him in his family jewels, if you know what I mean.
00:05:17You just forget that he ever existed.
00:05:18Great.
00:05:19How about, I make you dinner as nice.
00:05:20Oh, perfect.
00:05:21I'll take it back for you.
00:05:25Rejected.
00:05:26This psychology of love paper has no practical data.
00:05:30Then what should I do?
00:05:32Use your theories to bag yourself the perfect guy.
00:05:35Good luck.
00:05:35You're gonna need it.
00:05:36Who is the perfect guy?
00:05:41What are you gonna do?
00:05:42Graduation's in three months.
00:05:43And don't forget about student loans.
00:05:44You are gonna need a guinea pig.
00:05:46Stat.
00:05:47I know a guy.
00:05:47His name is Anthony.
00:05:48He's got long hair.
00:05:49It's great.
00:05:49Leo Brian.
00:05:51He's visiting as a professor.
00:05:52Wow.
00:05:53Fate is really working overtime with you two.
00:05:57Professor.
00:05:58Professor.
00:05:58You're not supposed to fall for your students.
00:06:19Earth to Mia.
00:06:20Sorry.
00:06:21I know what to do.
00:06:23I'll use step two in Mia's guide to...
00:06:24Wrong.
00:06:25Men are all about visuals.
00:06:26You are gonna need to catch his eye.
00:06:29And not dress like that.
00:06:38Hey.
00:06:39Long time no see.
00:06:49So.
00:06:50As I was saying, Brian Technologies is investing in a project about companionship AI.
00:06:54So.
00:06:55I need an assistant.
00:06:55This is mortifying.
00:06:57I thought he was the only one here.
00:06:59I'm the obvious choice.
00:07:01My dad is the CEO of all all emotive.
00:07:02Out.
00:07:03Connections won't get anywhere with me.
00:07:05But I...
00:07:05I'm not gonna repeat myself.
00:07:07He really is the perfect guy.
00:07:10You.
00:07:12Out.
00:07:13What?
00:07:13Why?
00:07:14I don't need someone who's gonna be more worried about what they're wearing than their own research.
00:07:17Now, on to other things.
00:07:20Tell me, who wrote this?
00:07:21The psychology of love.
00:07:22It's incredible.
00:07:23You rang?
00:07:24This is the best report I've ever read.
00:07:26Your full name is Mia Rose?
00:07:28The one and only.
00:07:29And it says here, you were born in Oregon.
00:07:31Sister city, to be exact.
00:07:33Do you, uh, have a boyfriend?
00:07:35Absolutely.
00:07:36Positively.
00:07:36100%.
00:07:37No.
00:07:38Holy shit.
00:07:38He's interrogating me about my love life in public?
00:07:40He's totally in love with me!
00:07:41Her name is identical to my wife's, and she's from the same city!
00:07:47Uh, well, I got the job.
00:07:49Everyone else can go.
00:07:50Thank you for your time.
00:07:52Sorry.
00:07:54Thanks, Professor Brian.
00:08:01Mia is such a fucking geek!
00:08:02Why is Professor Brian obsessed with her?
00:08:05Professor, what's that?
00:08:06Did I kiss you too rough?
00:08:11Look, just keep things professional, alright?
00:08:14Before you're done.
00:08:15Just, do your job.
00:08:17You got it, boss.
00:08:18Step three, in Mia's Guide to Romance.
00:08:20Spice things up with some physical contact.
00:08:24Just, gotta make sure my boss always looks good.
00:08:29Me?
00:08:30I'd worry about yourself.
00:08:31My grandmother wouldn't wear that.
00:08:33Your grandmother should wash her mouth off the soap or say not.
00:08:36What was that?
00:08:39Hanson, go ahead and familiarize this young woman
00:08:41with the project over the next few days.
00:08:42Understood.
00:08:47What's it up, Lily?
00:08:49Rent's on me this year.
00:08:50What?
00:08:51Who are you, Miss Rich Queen?
00:08:53There's a professor named Leo Brian.
00:08:54He's visiting our school.
00:08:55He just asked me to be his research assistant.
00:08:59Leo Brian?
00:09:01You know he's your husband?
00:09:01He's my guinea pig.
00:09:02I'm gonna make him mine so that I can graduate.
00:09:06Um, well, you know he's like a total fuckboy, right?
00:09:09Like hookups every night.
00:09:09You should stay far away.
00:09:16Baby, I have nowhere to go.
00:09:18And you have to take care of me.
00:09:19Since we're married.
00:09:21You know, since we're married,
00:09:23this is all gonna be mine one day.
00:09:26So, where are we gonna sleep tonight?
00:09:28Okay, just stay in your lane.
00:09:30The second floor is for you, but I'm busy.
00:09:34Leo, you're gonna fall for me whether you like it or not.
00:09:36Professor Brian still hasn't asked you out?
00:09:39Nope.
00:09:40Maybe my method is useless.
00:09:41Maybe I turned him off.
00:09:43You should ask your roommate, Lily.
00:09:44You guys love her.
00:09:45She just moved out.
00:09:46I think she has a new boyfriend.
00:09:50They're just jealous that you and Professor Brian are like this.
00:09:53I hate to be a bummer,
00:09:54but everyone's talking about how Mr. Professor Brian is way out of your league.
00:09:59Bullshit!
00:10:00I'm nice, hardworking,
00:10:02and I have a master's.
00:10:03That moody weirdo is out of my league?
00:10:05Maybe Professor Brian is an even bigger dick than my husband.
00:10:10Maybe Professor Brian is an even bigger dick than my husband.
00:10:12Shit, how much did he hear?
00:10:17Professor Brian, my favorite teacher.
00:10:20What a coincidence.
00:10:21Didn't know you were so two-faced.
00:10:23Here, come to the club with me tomorrow.
00:10:25Take it.
00:10:26I'll see you there.
00:10:30A fancy date!
00:10:32It's happening!
00:10:32I don't believe it.
00:10:33He's actually taking you out?
00:10:35It's finally my turn!
00:10:39I heard you're going to the country club with Leo Brian tomorrow.
00:10:41Back, because you're worried about me.
00:10:43Lily.
00:10:45Don't worry.
00:10:46I can take care of myself.
00:10:48I need to go find an outfit for tomorrow.
00:10:54Sorry, Mia.
00:10:55Leo is mine.
00:11:05Step four in Mia's Guide to Romance.
00:11:07A-B-S.
00:11:08Always be smiling.
00:11:10Hi.
00:11:11Uh, uh, this is a very important meeting.
00:11:15So you brought the samples that I asked for in my notes?
00:11:17Meeting?
00:11:18What the fuck?
00:11:22Are you shaking?
00:11:23Um, it's kind of chilly.
00:11:26His notes must have been in the invite.
00:11:27But where'd it go?
00:11:35Get your head in the game, okay?
00:11:36President Brian!
00:11:37Long time no see.
00:11:38Mr. Yang, I've been needing to show you our new sample.
00:11:40Wait!
00:11:44You must be starving, right?
00:11:46Honey, I'm not feeling well.
00:11:47I really shouldn't have drank on an empty stomach.
00:11:49Oh my.
00:11:50Research shows that skipping breakfast is a big no-no.
00:11:52Eat first, and then we'll talk.
00:11:53Mr. Brian, your girlfriend is such a sweetheart.
00:11:57I agree.
00:11:58Everybody here is all business.
00:12:00This is a nice change of pace.
00:12:01Right.
00:12:02Yes, yes.
00:12:02She's a great girl, I guess.
00:12:04How about we continue this conversation over there?
00:12:06Hey, stop that.
00:12:15Are you trying to embarrass me?
00:12:16No.
00:12:17I...
00:12:17I thought this was a date.
00:12:19A date?
00:12:21Wait.
00:12:23You're into your professor?
00:12:26I...
00:12:27Don't misunderstand.
00:12:28The only reason you're here is because Anson is busy.
00:12:31Right.
00:12:32I told you before.
00:12:33Keep it professional, or you're out.
00:12:36Jen is ready.
00:12:37Let's continue this discussion on our island, Mr. Brian.
00:12:39Sure thing.
00:12:40Please, lead the way.
00:12:48Oh!
00:12:50Sorry, I can't get to break.
00:12:56Hello?
00:12:57Hey, how are things going with Professor Haidt?
00:12:59I screwed up.
00:13:00It wasn't a date, and now I'm out on my ass.
00:13:03Hello?
00:13:06Fuck this.
00:13:07Fuck this.
00:13:08Oh.
00:13:10And I think I just got my period.
00:13:12It's getting better.
00:13:15What?
00:13:24What?
00:13:25What?
00:13:25What?
00:13:26What?
00:13:26What?
00:13:26What?
00:13:27What?
00:13:27What?
00:13:28What?
00:13:28What?
00:13:29What?
00:13:29What?
00:13:30I'm going to get you all wet.
00:13:31You need your rest.
00:13:31I live close by, okay?
00:13:32Let's get you cleaned up.
00:13:33I need to trap Leo forever.
00:13:59Tonight's the night we make an air.
00:14:03I wasn't sure which feminine products you used, so I've got a variety.
00:14:07Oh.
00:14:09Thanks.
00:14:11Here, let me get you some tea.
00:14:14Oh!
00:14:15Oh, are you?
00:14:16Oh my gosh.
00:14:16Okay.
00:14:17Tea can wait.
00:14:17It's okay.
00:14:19So, is it true you have random hookups every night?
00:14:24As a professor, I'm going to teach you a lesson.
00:14:27For every conclusion, you need evidence to pick it up.
00:14:29So, would you like to find out?
00:14:34Damn it!
00:14:35What?
00:14:36It's Adam's apple.
00:14:37It's so sexy.
00:14:38I almost forgot what his lips taste like.
00:14:40How many girls have just melted looking into those eyes?
00:14:42Ugh.
00:14:43Ugh.
00:14:44Seems like a gentleman to me.
00:14:45So, why did Lily say that?
00:14:46I don't see it.
00:14:47Yeah?
00:14:48Can you drop it back there?
00:14:49Sorry.
00:14:50Oh!
00:14:51Oh!
00:14:52Oh!
00:14:53Oh!
00:14:54Oh!
00:14:55Oh!
00:14:56Oh!
00:14:57Oh!
00:14:58Oh!
00:14:59Oh!
00:15:00Oh!
00:15:01Oh!
00:15:02Oh!
00:15:03Oh!
00:15:04Oh!
00:15:05Mr. Bryant asked that you don't go downstairs unnecessarily.
00:15:15Sorry to interrupt.
00:15:19Oh, it's my backpack.
00:15:23You, uh, wanna get that?
00:15:25Oh!
00:15:26Sorry.
00:15:27Miss Rose.
00:15:28I've drafted your divorce papers.
00:15:31Mia is married?
00:15:33Thank you, Mr. Harvey.
00:15:34Mr. Harvey.
00:15:38Was that your parents?
00:15:39No, my parents actually passed away.
00:15:43Oh my God, I'm so sorry, I didn't.
00:15:46Tell me.
00:15:48Tell you what, Anson can take you home.
00:15:50You don't have to.
00:15:51It's all right, it's on his way.
00:15:52I am?
00:15:55I am.
00:15:57Thanks for the ride, Anson.
00:15:58Mia!
00:15:59We were waiting for you, where did you want us to?
00:16:01I'm so sorry, it was a whole thing.
00:16:04I'm just glad you're okay.
00:16:05We were scared shitless.
00:16:07I'm okay.
00:16:08Let's go inside.
00:16:09All right.
00:16:09Where's that man?
00:16:11Where's the driver?
00:16:13Ms. Rose got home safely, but some guy was pushing her around.
00:16:16What?
00:16:17Who was it?
00:16:18I didn't get a good look at them.
00:16:19They went into the house together.
00:16:23Look, she's obviously after you.
00:16:24Why don't you just fire her?
00:16:25We need her expertise.
00:16:26And as her professor, I better keep a good eye on her.
00:16:31Nice excuse.
00:16:32Uh, look into her supposed husband, okay?
00:16:41I miss my parents.
00:16:43Can you sleep with me tonight?
00:16:45Mia, you're divorcing after you graduate.
00:16:47Don't get any ideas.
00:16:48I'll come back in after you're dressed.
00:16:54I won't let the real Mia take you away from me.
00:16:56Wait, Leo actually carried you into the house?
00:17:03He's totally in love with you.
00:17:05Congratulations in advance on graduating.
00:17:07It's him.
00:17:08Oh.
00:17:09Stay the fuck away from me.
00:17:10You're never going to happen.
00:17:11God, he's playing with me like a damn puppet.
00:17:14God, he's playing with me like a damn puppet.
00:17:17That is just like a man.
00:17:18To them, girls are easy come, easy go.
00:17:20This textbook might be effective.
00:17:21I showed my hand too soon.
00:17:23Don't give up just yet.
00:17:24I think it's time for Plan B.
00:17:26The cold shoulder.
00:17:27Yeah, maybe he's just stubborn, you know?
00:17:29Here.
00:17:30Take this.
00:17:31It's the new monitor my department is developing.
00:17:33It shows the wearer's brainwaves and heartbeat.
00:17:35Yeah.
00:17:36I know exactly what to do.
00:17:38Leo Brian, just you wait.
00:17:43All alone?
00:17:44Professor Brian?
00:17:45All alone?
00:17:46Professor Brian?
00:17:47You, uh, need something?
00:17:51I'm just wondering if you're eating alone.
00:17:54Well, I, uh, prefer to eat alone, but you are welcome to join.
00:17:58Oh, don't misunderstand.
00:18:00I just wanted to borrow this.
00:18:02You're not my type.
00:18:05Huh?
00:18:06Hello.
00:18:07Hello.
00:18:08Boys.
00:18:13What is going on over there?
00:18:15No, let's get out of here.
00:18:17Unbelievable.
00:18:21Okay, nice job.
00:18:22You can cut it out.
00:18:29Wait, how'd I do?
00:18:32Did you guys see his face?
00:18:34Priceless.
00:18:35He's totally jealous.
00:18:36I'll take that.
00:18:37Great performance.
00:18:41Can feelings just disappear like that?
00:18:43What now?
00:18:44Why would Mia say I'm not her type?
00:18:46Looks like you care about her a little more than me should, professor.
00:18:49By the way, I found something in her husband.
00:18:50By the way, I found something in her husband.
00:18:51Seems like she's secretly married.
00:18:52Her classmates have no idea.
00:18:53We need a PI.
00:18:54She's too innocent.
00:18:55Some guy is going to end up tricking her.
00:18:56I heard a lot of guys at campus are after her too.
00:18:57She lives in a really sketchy area.
00:18:58Girls get around some bars there all the time.
00:18:59Professor.
00:19:00I need the afternoon off.
00:19:01Why?
00:19:02I have a date.
00:19:03With who?
00:19:04It's not really any of your business.
00:19:05Not happening.
00:19:06You're spending the afternoon with me, Miss assistant.
00:19:31Plan B is a total success.
00:19:32Leo is taking me out to shop.
00:19:34Sorry.
00:19:35Who are you even talking to?
00:19:37It's private.
00:19:38What, are you spying on your assistant now?
00:19:40Never mind.
00:19:41Will you help me pick out something?
00:19:42I don't really know anything about this.
00:19:48Yeah, nice.
00:19:49Go ahead, put them on.
00:19:50Really?
00:19:51Yeah.
00:19:52How'd you know it's my birthday?
00:19:54Wait, tomorrow was your birthday too?
00:19:56The same name, hometown, and birthday?
00:19:59Way too many coincidences.
00:20:01Mia, I think...
00:20:03These are gorgeous.
00:20:04Are they actually for me?
00:20:06Oh, no, sorry.
00:20:07I wanted your help to pick something out for someone else.
00:20:10If I didn't know any better, I'd think this Mia was my wife.
00:20:12Sorry, my mistake.
00:20:16Crap.
00:20:17Is he interested in someone else?
00:20:19Pick up the pace, Mia.
00:20:20Mia, here.
00:20:21I mean, you look beautiful in them.
00:20:24Whoa.
00:20:26Why'd you get me such an expensive gift?
00:20:28Uh, well, because you're my assistant, of course.
00:20:31I mean, you have to look good.
00:20:32Otherwise, people would call me a bad boss.
00:20:37Here.
00:20:38Take this fitness bracelet as a thanks.
00:20:41Uh, thanks.
00:20:47Hey, what's up?
00:20:48Yeah, I'll meet you at the bar tonight.
00:20:51Okay, bye.
00:20:52Who are you going out with?
00:20:53I'm off the clock.
00:20:54Don't worry about it, boss.
00:20:55Yeah.
00:20:56She lives in a really sketchy area.
00:20:57I was getting her messing with bars there all the time.
00:20:59Well, guess what?
00:21:00You can't, okay?
00:21:01You know, it's dangerous to go out to some bar with some random guy at night.
00:21:03What?
00:21:04Do you like me or something?
00:21:07You're jealous.
00:21:09You're jealous.
00:21:11Admit it.
00:21:13Listen to me.
00:21:14You're not going tonight.
00:21:16You are going right to the lab to process some of my data.
00:21:19I need it.
00:21:20ASAP.
00:21:21Leo's going to beg for forgiveness when he sees this data.
00:21:31No.
00:21:32No, no, no, no, no.
00:21:33I didn't save it yet.
00:21:35I can't get a break.
00:21:37Power's out in the lab.
00:21:38Is Mia still there?
00:21:39No, wait.
00:21:40You can't leave.
00:21:41It's my birthday.
00:21:42Something came up.
00:21:43A present's on the table.
00:21:44What? No, wait.
00:21:45Mia, she's ruining everything.
00:21:51Oh, God.
00:21:52Professor?
00:21:53Are you okay?
00:21:54Yeah.
00:21:55Sorry about that.
00:21:56Come here.
00:21:57Are you okay, Mia?
00:21:58Yeah.
00:21:59Wait, you're kind of crushing me.
00:22:00Sorry.
00:22:01Aluminol test.
00:22:03Hydrogen peroxide mixes with the alkaline solution, oxidizing with iron to produce-
00:22:06Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:22:20Explain it to me like I'm fine.
00:22:21Take us, for example.
00:22:22Before you even knew it, you reacted.
00:22:23See?
00:22:24Looks like a galaxy, right?
00:22:25Yeah.
00:22:26It really...
00:22:27It really does.
00:22:28Oh.
00:22:29Oh.
00:22:30Looks like your heart's racing.
00:22:31Oh.
00:22:32Uh, must be broken or something.
00:22:34I...
00:22:35Oh.
00:22:36Oh.
00:22:37Oh.
00:22:38Oh.
00:22:39Oh.
00:22:40Oh.
00:22:41Oh.
00:22:42Oh.
00:22:43Oh.
00:22:44Oh.
00:22:45Oh.
00:22:46Oh.
00:22:47Oh.
00:22:48Oh.
00:22:49Oh.
00:22:50Oh.
00:22:51Wow.
00:22:52Look.
00:22:53Midnight.
00:22:54Happy birthday.
00:22:55You worked so hard today.
00:22:56You should make a wish.
00:22:57Well.
00:22:58It's too bad the stars aren't out.
00:23:02One sec.
00:23:03Yeah?
00:23:04How's that for a star?
00:23:09So pretty.
00:23:11I haven't really seen stars since my parents passed.
00:23:27Thank you, Professor Brian.
00:23:30It's my pleasure.
00:23:33All right.
00:23:38Here we go.
00:23:39Nice and easy.
00:23:40I bet.
00:23:41Yes, you're bad.
00:23:42Now sleep well.
00:23:43Okay?
00:23:44Professor, am I dreaming?
00:23:50Okay.
00:23:51All right.
00:23:52You're drunk, okay?
00:23:53Very drunk.
00:23:54Step five, Mia's guide to romance.
00:23:59Take six.
00:24:01Oh!
00:24:02Uh, guide to romance.
00:24:06What are you talking about?
00:24:07It's just...
00:24:09Why are you naked?
00:24:11What happened last night?
00:24:12Uh, well, first, not naked.
00:24:14Uh, and second, why?
00:24:17Oh, you're afraid you forgot to tell me.
00:24:19Come on, dumbass.
00:24:20Remember.
00:24:21All right, all right, all right.
00:24:22Take it easy, okay?
00:24:24Are you all right?
00:24:25Are you all right?
00:24:26What's happening?
00:24:27You okay?
00:24:28Oh!
00:24:29It's clearing up.
00:24:33Come on, dumbass. Remember.
00:24:37Alright, alright, alright. Take it easy, okay?
00:24:42Are you alright? What's happening? You okay?
00:24:58That was close.
00:25:00Why are you so relieved, hm?
00:25:02Back it up, Professor.
00:25:04Do you have cold feet now?
00:25:05Remember, it's you who kissed me the first day we met.
00:25:11Total accident. I swear.
00:25:15Okay. My bad.
00:25:17I'm gonna go shower.
00:25:26Whoa. His data is all over the place.
00:25:30Does he actually like me?
00:25:34Holy shit.
00:25:35They slept together?
00:25:40She slept with her professor just to graduate.
00:25:42Can you take some divorce papers to my husband?
00:25:48Sure, bestie. See you at the bar.
00:25:51Bitch.
00:25:53Okay.
00:25:55Utilizing the halo effect is step nine in Mia's Guide to Romance.
00:25:58Edward L. Thorndyke theorized that we completely overlook red flags when we're in love.
00:26:01No.
00:26:02I'm not in love with him.
00:26:03I'm not in love with him.
00:26:04Oh.
00:26:05Anson, I-
00:26:09Careful.
00:26:12Mr. Brian, are you playing favorites with Elias?
00:26:14Oh, what do I say?
00:26:16My thesis is out the window.
00:26:20Science is a joke.
00:26:22Got me there.
00:26:24There is absolutely no scientific explanation.
00:26:27Long time no see. How have you been?
00:26:29What's with the outfit?
00:26:31Well, I have a boyfriend that's obsessed with me and showers me with cash.
00:26:34Problem?
00:26:34Oh.
00:26:35Can you give these divorce papers to my husband, ASAP?
00:26:39Can you stop rushing me?
00:26:41Alright.
00:26:42I'm heading out.
00:26:43Wait, I-
00:26:44I feel like you've changed.
00:26:46I'm really worried.
00:26:47Can-
00:26:48Can I meet your boyfriend sometime?
00:26:49Can you stop bossing me around?
00:26:51God, do I have to follow you around like a puppy dog forever?
00:26:53I-
00:26:54I didn't-
00:26:55Ever since we were kids, it's always been about you.
00:26:57You're so fucking fake.
00:26:59God!
00:27:01Are you helping her?
00:27:08It looks really expensive.
00:27:10So-
00:27:11Anson, where is the car?
00:27:14Hey, cutie.
00:27:16Here to pick me up?
00:27:17Uh, I was around.
00:27:19I was around?
00:27:20Oh.
00:27:21Mia, what's wrong?
00:27:22I'm not feeling good. Let's go.
00:27:23Professor Bryan?
00:27:26Mia, what are you doing here?
00:27:28Oh, I'm looking for my friend. She dropped this.
00:27:30Oh, sorry. I have to go. Bye.
00:27:42So, uh, she had the necklace I gave you.
00:27:45How do you know her?
00:27:47Uh, high school.
00:27:49We have the same name, so obviously we're friends.
00:27:51Oh, Mr. Bryan's assistants had the same name too.
00:27:53What a coincidence.
00:27:55Why were you hiring from her?
00:27:57Um, she wanted to borrow some money, so I'm not interested.
00:28:01She's crazy.
00:28:02You need to stay far away from her.
00:28:04Well, I actually know her.
00:28:06And from what you're saying, it hardly sounds like you all are friends.
00:28:10I guess I'll get this back to her later.
00:28:13Mia Rose?
00:28:14I'm your mother-in-law.
00:28:16Sweetheart, I heard you want a divorce.
00:28:20That's true.
00:28:22But you don't need to worry about me.
00:28:24Oh, my son gave you that, right?
00:28:27No, it's my friend Lily's.
00:28:29What?
00:28:30That's impossible.
00:28:31I helped him pick it out myself.
00:28:32I'm positive.
00:28:34Lily accepted a gift from him?
00:28:36Mia, I promised your mom I would take care of you.
00:28:38Call my son.
00:28:46Clock's ticking.
00:28:46How's the experiment coming?
00:28:48Well, this graph shows time and location with the subject,
00:28:50with his heart rate fluctuations visible.
00:28:51Get to the point.
00:28:52We kissed.
00:28:53And his heart rate hit 130.
00:28:55And?
00:28:56I mean, give me a million in research grants and I'd hit 132.
00:28:58What else do you need?
00:28:59I don't know.
00:29:00A recording of him saying he loves you?
00:29:02What?
00:29:03Who's in love with Mia?
00:29:04Who says they're in love with Mia?
00:29:05She's got a new admirer.
00:29:06We should congratulate her.
00:29:08And, uh, who might this be?
00:29:10I have no idea.
00:29:12My office.
00:29:13Now.
00:29:16Am I just here so that you can watch me work?
00:29:18Well, just so you know, we're holding a launch for the new AI next week.
00:29:21And after that, I'm leaving.
00:29:23What?
00:29:24Don't worry about your credits, Mia.
00:29:26You've been a great assistant.
00:29:27Is he really leaving?
00:29:29He wants Leo to admit that he loves you?
00:29:33That old fart is playing matchmaker.
00:29:36But he leaves so soon.
00:29:37Do you have enough time?
00:29:39Never fear.
00:29:41David is here.
00:29:42Step 12 in Mia's Guide to Romance.
00:29:45Make your target jealous?
00:29:47Come on.
00:29:48We need to put this plan into action.
00:29:52Time to put this plan into action.
00:29:54We need the perfect rival for Leo.
00:30:06We need a flirt so much that it makes everyone sick.
00:30:09What?
00:30:10How?
00:30:11And, uh, that's all I have.
00:30:13So thank you all for a productive day.
00:30:15Class dismissed.
00:30:23How's it going, baby boo thing?
00:30:24Wanna go grab lunch?
00:30:28She can't with you.
00:30:30She's, uh, she's going to the library.
00:30:32With me.
00:30:33Um, well, I'm actually kind of busy.
00:30:37Yeah, we got, uh, some studying and, uh, reading to get done.
00:30:42Um, some.
00:30:43Doodles.
00:30:44Doodles.
00:30:45Doodles.
00:30:46Doodles.
00:30:47Doodles.
00:30:48Doodles.
00:30:51I can't get over how gorgeous you are.
00:30:54I feel the same way about you.
00:30:57You're so thoughtful.
00:31:00And open.
00:31:01And kind.
00:31:02And fashionable.
00:31:03Too slow.
00:31:04It's time for the final blow.
00:31:07Don't.
00:31:08You.
00:31:09Dare.
00:31:10Can't you tell?
00:31:11She's not even into you.
00:31:12Ew.
00:31:13Get real.
00:31:14I have the code to her house.
00:31:15Yeah.
00:31:16That's how close we are.
00:31:17Close.
00:31:18Close.
00:31:19Is that true?
00:31:20Yeah.
00:31:21Fine.
00:31:22Do whatever you want.
00:31:27What?
00:31:28Did we just screw up?
00:31:29No.
00:31:30Don't worry.
00:31:31We still have Plan B.
00:31:32And?
00:31:33We're just like...
00:31:34I don't know.
00:31:35There we go.
00:31:36Yeah.
00:31:39David was telling the truth.
00:31:40I spotted at her house.
00:31:42Is he her husband?
00:31:43No.
00:31:44PI's still investigating.
00:31:45Hey!
00:31:46Mr. Professor.
00:31:47Sir.
00:31:48Fancy a game?
00:31:52You're on!
00:31:53Not enough people for doubles.
00:31:54Wanna be my cheerleader, Mia?
00:31:55I can play.
00:31:56Professor Bryan?
00:31:57Two on two.
00:31:58Let's do this.
00:31:59Die.
00:32:00Shit.
00:32:01He's pissed.
00:32:02I got him, Mia.
00:32:03No.
00:32:04No.
00:32:05No.
00:32:06No.
00:32:07No.
00:32:08No.
00:32:09No.
00:32:10No.
00:32:11No.
00:32:12No.
00:32:13No.
00:32:14No.
00:32:15No.
00:32:16No.
00:32:17No.
00:32:18No.
00:32:19No.
00:32:20No.
00:32:21No.
00:32:22No.
00:32:29Are you okay?
00:32:30I'm fine.
00:32:31I...
00:32:32I can keep it playing.
00:32:33Oh.
00:32:34Oh.
00:32:35No no, don't move, okay?
00:32:36You hurt your foot.
00:32:37Is it this one?
00:32:38Can I shut it?
00:32:39Yeah, okay.
00:32:40Smell no partner.
00:32:41Hold on.
00:32:47If I don't known he was gonna do that, I'd be fallen too.
00:32:49Leave it to the pros, ok?
00:32:51No one likes you.
00:32:52Alright, it's gonna be cold, okay? Don't move. There we go. It's alright. It's alright. I'll be gentle.
00:33:01So, that David seems quite the player, huh?
00:33:05He's got you all riled up, huh?
00:33:07Well, you are my assistant.
00:33:09Why can't you just be honest?
00:33:15It's okay. I'll get it.
00:33:17I finally took the leap, but...
00:33:20Oh, sorry. Do you mind getting that? Might be answering.
00:33:25Leo, why aren't you answering?
00:33:28Sorry, the signal's bad.
00:33:30I think it's your mom.
00:33:32Leo, your wife and I are going to dinner tonight. You're coming.
00:33:35Wait, you and Mia? No, I can't. Tonight, I'm busy.
00:33:38Okay, great, hon. We'll see you there.
00:33:47Professor, I need the night off.
00:33:49Okay, fine. I'll take you home.
00:33:52There you go.
00:33:54I'm gonna miss it up.
00:33:56Hold up. Wait, you also live here?
00:33:58Yeah, I used to live with a friend, but...
00:34:00Do you know the other Mia?
00:34:02What?
00:34:03Oh, sorry.
00:34:09So, who is David to you?
00:34:11I've known him forever. He's like family to me.
00:34:13Got it.
00:34:14You know, I actually have to go do something.
00:34:16He seems upset.
00:34:17Mia, I'm sorry. My son stood us up.
00:34:24It's okay. Don't worry about it.
00:34:26Phew. Now I don't have to explain why I had Lily pretend to be me.
00:34:28You were all alone at your wedding a year ago. He missed it because he was on a humanitarian trip overseas.
00:34:33I understand.
00:34:34Why don't you give him another chance? He's working at your school now. Maybe it's fate.
00:34:38What? Really?
00:34:39Man.
00:34:40He's a powerhouse of the cell, right?
00:34:41He really is a scumbag.
00:34:42So, what's going on here, then?
00:34:43Me-ho! Hey!
00:34:44What the hell are you doing here?
00:34:45Do you actually like Mia?
00:34:46Do you like Mia?
00:34:47Do you like Mia?
00:34:48Do you like Mia?
00:34:49Do you like Mia?
00:34:50Do you like Mia?
00:34:51Do you like Mia?
00:34:52It's okay. Don't worry about it.
00:34:53It's okay. Don't worry about it.
00:34:54Phew.
00:34:55Now I don't have to explain why I had Lily pretend to be me.
00:34:56You were all alone at your wedding a year ago.
00:34:58He missed it because he was on a humanitarian trip overseas.
00:35:00I understand.
00:35:01Why don't you give him another chance?
00:35:02He's working at your school now.
00:35:03Maybe it's fate.
00:35:04Hey!
00:35:05What the hell are you doing here?
00:35:06Do you actually like Mia?
00:35:07Yeah.
00:35:08Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
00:35:10Treat her better.
00:35:11Or I'll make sure you regret it.
00:35:16Huh?
00:35:17What did he say about Mia?
00:35:19I don't know.
00:35:20Let's, let's finish this party at Mia's house.
00:35:23Yeah!
00:35:27Professor, what are you doing here?
00:35:28Look, I need you to stay away from David, okay?
00:35:30He's not a good guy.
00:35:31I'm serious.
00:35:34You're wasted.
00:35:36What happened?
00:35:37Look, he's playing you.
00:35:38Yeah, I know.
00:35:39What?
00:35:40They always get drunk and crash at my place.
00:35:42Okay, you are way too forgiving.
00:35:44They've always been good to me, so I just deal with it.
00:35:48I can't help worrying about her.
00:35:50Mia?
00:35:51Go ahead.
00:35:52Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:35:53Oh!
00:35:54Oh!
00:35:55Oh!
00:35:56Oh!
00:35:57Oh!
00:35:58Oh!
00:35:59Oh!
00:36:00You shouldn't have done that!
00:36:01He's drunk!
00:36:02I just didn't want him harassing you, okay?
00:36:03I'm gonna ask you one last time.
00:36:06Do you like me?
00:36:08Then start acting like my professor.
00:36:12I'm sorry.
00:36:16Why am I disappointed?
00:36:17I don't have feelings for him.
00:36:19Right?
00:36:22Leo, I've been waiting forever.
00:36:23I-
00:36:24I'm sorry, I missed dinner with my mom.
00:36:25I had dinner with your mom.
00:36:27Of course I had dinner with your mom.
00:36:29It was great.
00:36:30Sucks that you weren't there.
00:36:31We had a great chat.
00:36:32Yeah, she's always wanted that ring.
00:36:34Ring?
00:36:35What ring?
00:36:36The one that you traded with your mom.
00:36:38Right.
00:36:40Lily?
00:36:41What's wrong?
00:36:42I need to borrow something.
00:36:43What?
00:36:44Did your mom leave your ring?
00:36:45It's just that my boyfriend says I'm bleeding him dry and I just want to scare him a little bit.
00:37:02It was my mom's.
00:37:04I'm sorry.
00:37:05I can lend you anything else.
00:37:06Please.
00:37:10Okay, it's alright.
00:37:12How about some alcohol?
00:37:16Yeah.
00:37:17Okay.
00:37:25Hey girl.
00:37:26You okay?
00:37:27You.
00:37:33Okay.
00:37:42Ugh.
00:37:43Ah, work.
00:37:44God, this hangover never ends.
00:37:45I don't even remember what happened.
00:37:48Leo thought you guys were messing with me, so he'd dick you.
00:37:51Well, did he at least admit that he loved you?
00:37:54Nope.
00:37:55I gotta get to the lab.
00:37:59Don't worry, we'll come up with a new plan tonight.
00:38:03That's good.
00:38:04Feel better.
00:38:06Hey, Mia said I could sell all of her furniture online as thanks for helping her out.
00:38:1070-30 split if we sell our shit?
00:38:12Deal.
00:38:13Yeah.
00:38:14Nice.
00:38:19Are they backstabbing me again?
00:38:22Professor?
00:38:23Come in.
00:38:24Cancel any plans you have.
00:38:25You're coming to MIT with me tonight for a seminar.
00:38:27Everything's so last minute with you.
00:38:28I have a life too, you know.
00:38:30Stop meddling.
00:38:31Why am I so pissed off?
00:38:33He always gets me heated.
00:38:35How am I supposed to protect her?
00:38:37Are you...
00:38:38Are you in love with her?
00:38:40No.
00:38:41She's right.
00:38:42She's just my student.
00:38:48Hey!
00:38:49Yay!
00:38:50Here you go.
00:38:52Cheers.
00:38:53Oh shit.
00:38:54Oh my god.
00:38:55I'm so sorry.
00:38:56You know what?
00:38:57Don't even worry about it.
00:38:58We're gonna get our revenge.
00:38:59After we get dressed.
00:39:00Sorry.
00:39:01Professor Bryant?
00:39:02Professor Bryant?
00:39:03Professor Bryant?
00:39:04Are you dumb?
00:39:05Did you come here to insult me?
00:39:06What the fuck?
00:39:07Get out!
00:39:08You know, you are way too naive for someone with a master's in psych.
00:39:09What are you talking about?
00:39:10David and Helen are in there, right?
00:39:11No.
00:39:12No.
00:39:13No.
00:39:14No.
00:39:15No.
00:39:16No.
00:39:17No.
00:39:18No.
00:39:19No.
00:39:20No.
00:39:21No.
00:39:22No.
00:39:23No.
00:39:24No.
00:39:25No.
00:39:26No.
00:39:27No.
00:39:28No.
00:39:29No.
00:39:30No.
00:39:31No.
00:39:32No.
00:39:33No I was lying.
00:39:34What are you talking about?
00:39:35David and Helen are in there, right?
00:39:36Yeah.
00:39:37Yeah, and?
00:39:38Hey!
00:39:39Uh, fancy.
00:39:40I'm meeting you here.
00:39:41Time to fess up.
00:39:42This is too far.
00:39:43No!
00:39:44Just let him misunderstand and admit his feelings for you.
00:39:45Actually, they were just as aust…
00:39:46No!
00:39:47Uh, they- they found us out!
00:39:48Oh they did.
00:39:49I, I will never let them take you from me.
00:39:52Oh my god!
00:39:54Oh my god!
00:39:55OH MY GOD!
00:39:57Ow!
00:39:58Hey, all right.
00:39:59Here.
00:40:00Okay.
00:40:01Ugh.
00:40:02I hope I didn't get my ass kicked for nothing.
00:40:04You know, she owes us big time.
00:40:06Right, Helen?
00:40:07Right?
00:40:08Why are you being so quiet?
00:40:09Who said you could kiss me?
00:40:10Ah!
00:40:11Oh!
00:40:12Oh!
00:40:13Oh!
00:40:14Where?
00:40:15I can't see!
00:40:16Where's my other eye?
00:40:17Where are you going?
00:40:18So you followed me because you were worried about me?
00:40:21You were right.
00:40:22I need to be more honest.
00:40:24By the way, I've been meaning to ask,
00:40:26What is this bracelet actually for?
00:40:28It...
00:40:29Detects your heart rate.
00:40:30Oh.
00:40:31So you gave it to me on purpose.
00:40:33How about a cup of coffee?
00:40:37Shit.
00:40:38I can't let him see our plan.
00:40:39No!
00:40:40Oh!
00:40:53Professor Bryan.
00:40:55Call me Leo.
00:40:56Leo, this could be dangerous.
00:41:00I think we've already crossed that line.
00:41:02What are you saying?
00:41:04I'm saying...
00:41:05I can't keep my eyes off of you.
00:41:07I worry about you all day.
00:41:09Why?
00:41:10I don't need your sympathy.
00:41:14Leo.
00:41:15Leo.
00:41:16Leo.
00:41:17Are you in love with me?
00:41:21Can I get a little time?
00:41:2224 days?
00:41:23Is that enough?
00:41:24It's oddly specific.
00:41:25I just can't wait.
00:41:26Look, I...
00:41:27I need to handle something first.
00:41:32What is it?
00:41:33I'm actually married.
00:41:34I'm actually married.
00:41:35Look, my parents set it up.
00:41:36If I'd known he was married, I never would have gone after him.
00:41:37Look, I swear I haven't even touched her.
00:41:38And I'll handle it as soon as possible.
00:41:39Look, I swear I haven't even touched her and I'll handle it as soon as possible.
00:41:44It's too late.
00:42:10Get out!
00:42:11Go!
00:42:13Go!
00:42:20Sorry, sent the wrong picture. This is my son. Let's go diving sometime.
00:42:24You look so familiar.
00:42:29I'm on a wilderness safari. Leave a message if you need anything.
00:42:38You want a divorce?
00:42:39I should never have asked you to move in. Here.
00:42:41I take this as an apology.
00:42:46You know, I'm not really feeling good. Maybe we can talk about this later.
00:42:53Can we just stay like this forever?
00:42:58You know, it's almost my parents' death anniversary, so...
00:43:03I've made up my mind.
00:43:04Well, I'm not leaving.
00:43:05Then I'm leaving.
00:43:09Hey, Mia, look. About the press conference.
00:43:10Her again?
00:43:17So, what do you vote for me?
00:43:19Well, we both hate Mia, right?
00:43:21Yeah. Bitch took my spot on Professor Bryan's project team.
00:43:24Yeah, not to mention she's a homewrecker.
00:43:27She really is a bitch.
00:43:28Mm-hmm.
00:43:28So, how about some revenge?
00:43:32Let's take her down.
00:43:33What's the plan?
00:43:36Um, sorry. Here's the press conference plan.
00:43:51Professor, what's your wife like?
00:43:52She's nothing to me.
00:43:53Then why'd you marry her?
00:43:54Look, Mia, I'm sorry.
00:43:56If I kill this press conference, can you promise me one thing?
00:43:58What?
00:43:59Promise me I get to meet your wife.
00:44:02Promise me I get to meet your wife.
00:44:03You really want to meet her?
00:44:04I'm gonna make this the best press conference anyone's ever seen.
00:44:08All right, I promise.
00:44:13What? That guy looks exactly like Leo.
00:44:16Doesn't he have a twin or something?
00:44:17Wait, did Lily give your husband your divorce papers?
00:44:20Nope, she's been avoiding me lately.
00:44:22Maybe Lily's new boy toy is your husband.
00:44:25Honestly, I wouldn't have been past her.
00:44:27No way.
00:44:28We've been friends forever.
00:44:30I really need to focus on this press conference.
00:44:32How do you not know where social media answers?
00:44:35Wait, what?
00:44:36What's wrong?
00:44:37OMG, someone's calling Mia a homewrecker on the campus forum.
00:44:41Shit, no one's gonna take her side now.
00:44:44What? It's true, look at it.
00:44:47What should we do?
00:44:48Need some help?
00:44:50I have lots of connections.
00:44:52Why would you help Mia?
00:44:53I have a condition, of course.
00:44:55I'm so sorry, I'm sorry.
00:44:56Spit it out.
00:44:58Putting a good word with me with Professor Bryan?
00:45:00Deal.
00:45:05A bar?
00:45:06It's not just a bar.
00:45:07The owner has a lot of clout around here.
00:45:09Mia, you can't trust her.
00:45:10She has a condition.
00:45:12Suit yourself.
00:45:12It's your funeral.
00:45:14You.
00:45:15I wonder what her condition is.
00:45:20Where's the owner?
00:45:23Chill.
00:45:24She'll be here soon.
00:45:26Here, have a drink.
00:45:26One skank, sign sealed delivered.
00:45:32We good?
00:45:32I can't get a hold of Mia.
00:45:57Should I push back to Mia?
00:45:58Hold on.
00:45:59She wouldn't blow this off.
00:46:00I believe in her.
00:46:01Mia's not answering her phone.
00:46:02She's at the sunset bar.
00:46:03That's a real sketchy place.
00:46:04I heard the owner shady as hell too.
00:46:07Figure out where Mia's phone is.
00:46:08Wait, Mr. Bryant!
00:46:10Oh, who the hell are you?
00:46:16I don't think so, buddy.
00:46:23Mia!
00:46:26He's cool.
00:46:26He's cool.
00:46:27Mia, are you all right?
00:46:28I'm totally fine.
00:46:29Why did I hear a witch crack?
00:46:31I'm teaching them a lesson.
00:46:33What?
00:46:35Oh, uh, what?
00:46:37I'm teaching them to have one.
00:46:40And you know your stuff.
00:46:45Was this hottie a tough nutcrack?
00:46:47Nothing I couldn't handle.
00:46:50I retired from the shady shit a long time ago.
00:46:52I'm just wanting to settle down now.
00:46:53Mia just happens to be an expert.
00:46:55And we asked for her advice.
00:46:57Wow.
00:46:58Great.
00:46:58Uh, well, do you want to go back?
00:47:01Sure.
00:47:02See you later.
00:47:04I'll keep you updated.
00:47:10Um, do you want to shower?
00:47:15Uh, no.
00:47:17I'm all right.
00:47:17Let's get you cleaned up, though.
00:47:23Hey.
00:47:25Mia, I'm so glad that you're okay.
00:47:29I freaked out at first, but they turned out to be pretty good guys.
00:47:32I was so worried.
00:47:34I might have lost you.
00:47:37Let's wrap this up.
00:47:46You're very gentle.
00:47:51Try relaxing.
00:48:02I'm so glad that you're going to have to go back to school.
00:48:21No.
00:48:23No kissing.
00:48:24Why?
00:48:25Hello?
00:48:27You're married.
00:48:28I...
00:48:29I should go.
00:48:33I'll let you out.
00:48:34I'll see you tomorrow at the press conference, Professor Brian.
00:48:46Damn it, Mia.
00:48:46You've really pushed me over the edge this time.
00:48:50Sorry about the assistant position.
00:48:51They turned into a little something different anyway, so I don't...
00:48:54Hey, uh, where's Mia?
00:48:55You are so not ready for this.
00:48:59Oh, wow, you...
00:49:08You're absolutely stunning.
00:49:11I'm kind of nervous.
00:49:12I've been memorizing my speech all day.
00:49:14Mia, the seats are still empty.
00:49:16Don't worry.
00:49:17I got it covered.
00:49:17That dress is incredible.
00:49:29My new boyfriend bought it for me.
00:49:30All thanks to you, Professor Rose.
00:49:32Well, thanks so much for coming.
00:49:34I have some other people coming later.
00:49:36Do we have enough seats?
00:49:38Leave it to me.
00:49:39Humans crave intimacy, but it can be hard to express ourselves.
00:49:43The Brian Group's AI uses emotional computing to expand the limits of virtual companionship.
00:49:51I can't believe I did it.
00:49:52You were so great up there, and I'm gonna keep my promise.
00:49:55Please welcome Mr. Leo Brian, the CEO of Brian Group.
00:50:02Shoot.
00:50:02Leo Brian and Mia Rose?
00:50:10He's my husband?
00:50:14Lily?
00:50:14What are you doing here?
00:50:17Hi, everyone.
00:50:18I'd like to introduce myself.
00:50:20I'm Leo's wife.
00:50:20What are you doing?
00:50:22How long are you gonna hide me for?
00:50:23Stop!
00:50:24No!
00:50:24Don't fool me!
00:50:25Stop!
00:50:26Get her out of here.
00:50:29Where's Mia?
00:50:29Mia just ran out.
00:50:32Why did Lily lie to me?
00:50:40Well, you're useless as ever.
00:50:41Once a crybaby, always a crybaby.
00:50:43Really?
00:50:44Well, I guess I should thank you.
00:50:45Leo and I really hit off, and I moved in with him.
00:50:49What?
00:50:50You know him.
00:50:50Super icy, but not with me, of course.
00:50:53But you're ruining everything.
00:50:54Why didn't you tell me earlier?
00:50:56I didn't have any feelings, but he said he'd get rid of you, so...
00:51:00I know, Leo.
00:51:01He would never.
00:51:03Really?
00:51:04Well, let's just wait and see who he chooses.
00:51:10You're sorry.
00:51:11Come on, Mia.
00:51:12Where'd you go?
00:51:15Why did you crash our press conference?
00:51:17Come closer, and I'll tell you.
00:51:18Did you just do that on purpose?
00:51:26Yeah, and?
00:51:27If I can't have you, no one can.
00:51:29Mia!
00:51:30Mia!
00:51:42The final step in Mia's guide to romance?
00:51:44An avoidant attachment style can protect you from getting hurt.
00:51:53Mia!
00:51:53Mia, I'm sorry, okay?
00:51:57Look, nothing happened.
00:51:58Please, please, just trust me.
00:52:01How can I earn your forgiveness?
00:52:02Leo, it's all my fault.
00:52:05Look, I'm not very good at expressing myself, so I kept ignoring all the feelings I had for you.
00:52:10I'm sorry.
00:52:11I started all this.
00:52:13I just can't any longer.
00:52:15Look, you don't have to forgive me, but I just need to make sure you're safe.
00:52:18I'm the worst.
00:52:20I had Lily pretend to be me.
00:52:34I am so, so sorry.
00:52:35Professor Bryan, I need to come clean.
00:52:38I'm listening.
00:52:40This has been an experiment all along.
00:52:43An experiment?
00:52:44I use you as a guinea pig to support my research.
00:52:46Please stop messing around with me, okay?
00:52:49I planned everything from the beginning.
00:52:51This isn't a fitness tracker.
00:52:52It's been recording data for me.
00:52:54I never really loved you, so now are you there?
00:52:58No, I don't believe you.
00:52:59My experiment is over, so we're over.
00:53:02Yeah, wait, wait, Mia!
00:53:10You're giving up on the experiment?
00:53:12Why?
00:53:12I can't do it.
00:53:14Worst case, I'll just graduate late.
00:53:15Graduate late, this isn't like you.
00:53:17I'm sorry I disappointed you, Professor.
00:53:20Mia, wait!
00:53:24Are you crying?
00:53:25What's wrong?
00:53:27Look, I've got to go soon.
00:53:29I'm going on a business trip abroad.
00:53:30Safe travels.
00:53:31Look, Mia, there's been something I've been meaning to tell you.
00:53:32Please, just listen.
00:53:36What's this?
00:53:36I know you have a wife, and I know that she's pregnant.
00:53:39Take care.
00:53:39I know you're there.
00:53:45This place is a total dump.
00:53:49Why don't you just expose Lily for that bitch she is?
00:53:51Because we used to be friends, not to mention she's pregnant now.
00:53:55How do you know it's Leo's?
00:54:01Whatever, Leo already left.
00:54:02He's dead to me.
00:54:04Okay, now.
00:54:05Hey, no more moping!
00:54:12Get your ass up!
00:54:12We're going to that graduation party.
00:54:14Oh, Brian is here too.
00:54:21Ugh, not the halo effect again.
00:54:23Professor Brian is here.
00:54:25I heard he's a starry knight.
00:54:27What a dumb name.
00:54:30It's school tradition.
00:54:30The student council picks a few knights.
00:54:32And whoever racks up the most cards gets to dance with them.
00:54:35Come on, it's fun!
00:54:36Mia, help me get some cards.
00:54:39Let me see.
00:54:42You'll see!
00:54:44Teach me how to kick my axe out!
00:54:47Teach me how to kick my axe out!
00:54:49Please!
00:54:57Please welcome your starry knights!
00:55:09First up, we're auctioning off Sir Leo Brian.
00:55:12Five, eight, ten, fifteen, twenty, all in!
00:55:20I'm out.
00:55:23Mia, why did you give up?
00:55:25I just want to forget all about this.
00:55:28Excuse me?
00:55:29Can I have this dance?
00:55:31My lady?
00:55:32Sure.
00:55:35Hello!
00:55:35Toodles!
00:55:36Toodles!
00:55:38Hey, want to dance?
00:55:40Um, sorry, friend, but she's taken.
00:55:45Bye, Phil.
00:55:45Mia, even if you don't choose me, I'm not going to give up.
00:55:49Here we go.
00:55:50Professor Brian, I bought you fair and square.
00:55:52Well, then let me buy my own time back.
00:55:54Here.
00:55:58May I have this dance?
00:55:59Oh!
00:56:05I'm sorry.
00:56:06That's okay.
00:56:06It's all right.
00:56:07You can hurt me as much as you want.
00:56:09I'm the one who made you wait.
00:56:10Isn't it time we just end this?
00:56:12Hey, now.
00:56:13Don't be so hasty, doctor.
00:56:15What do you mean?
00:56:16I know who you are.
00:56:17You're the real Mia.
00:56:19My Mia.
00:56:21Look, I'll admit, having someone else pretend to be you, that's pretty creative.
00:56:26But...
00:56:27Lily isn't pregnant.
00:56:28Anson checked.
00:56:29The test was fake.
00:56:30What?
00:56:31Come on.
00:56:32Let's go, Mrs. Brian.
00:56:33Are you in a rush or something?
00:56:44I'm just trying to make up for the last time.
00:56:46We can't turn back time, so let's cherish every moment now.
00:56:58So tell me, what is this theory of our love?
00:57:02Let me run some calculations.
00:57:08And then?
00:57:10And then, say the magic words.
00:57:14I.
00:57:17Love.
00:57:21You.
00:57:21No, you can't do this.
00:57:32You can't do this to me.
00:57:33Leo, your maid is kicking me out.
00:57:35I'm his mother, you little brat.
00:57:36Get her out of here.
00:57:37No, Leo.
00:57:37Mia tricked me, too.
00:57:39Really?
00:57:39Is that why you stole her ring?
00:57:42Mia, I'm so sorry.
00:57:43Don't ever talk to me again.
00:57:44No.
00:57:44No.
00:57:45No.
00:57:51Hello?
00:57:52If you change your mind, you have three more days to submit your paper.
00:57:57Oh, where are you going?
00:57:58I have to revise my thesis.
00:58:05Congratulations, Dr. Rose.
00:58:08Thank you, Professor Hugo.
00:58:09Congratulations, baby.
00:58:10It looks like my experiment is over.
00:58:16True, but I'm not done with my research on just how much I love you.
00:58:22David, you know you actually still owe me something.
00:58:25Huh?
00:58:26Speak up before I get out of here.
00:58:29There.
00:58:29Now we're even.
00:58:30Ellen!
00:58:32Wait.
00:58:32Research shows love is based on attraction, which can be scientifically enhanced.
00:58:40Mia Rose, most popular TA on campus.
00:58:43Too bad she sat over heels for her husband.
00:58:44I don't stand a chance.
00:58:46But science can't replace real feelings.
00:58:48Mrs. Rose, is the data research based on your husband?
00:58:50What?
00:58:52Professor Hugo, didn't we agree to keep this all under wraps?
00:58:58Damn it.
00:59:00Leo's pissed, isn't he?
00:59:00Thank you, everyone.
00:59:08Leo?
00:59:10Are you here?
00:59:12What?
00:59:14You're just in time.
00:59:16Leo, did you do all of this?
00:59:18Even twin stars need course correcting.
00:59:20But the pool between us, it never even shifted.
00:59:23I, uh, I bought us two stars.
00:59:27You will never be alone again.
00:59:28You will never be alone again.
00:59:33Yo, Rose.
00:59:35Will you marry me?
00:59:37Yo, Rose.
00:59:38Will you marry me?
00:59:43Of course.
00:59:44Yes.
00:59:44You know, um, I should tell you, I did notice that whiteboard the very first time I came here.
00:59:58What?
00:59:59I'm just happy I was your guinea pig.
01:00:00So you've been studying Mia's guide to romance?
01:00:05Well, I've done a bit of research myself.
01:00:11Hey, why don't we go do something else?
01:00:13No, see, I have some academic issues to discuss.
01:00:19I've been wondering where it is.
01:00:23You want me to kiss you?
01:00:24Oh, and we're next.
01:00:27Oh, oh.
01:00:29Ah, now, now.
01:00:30Dr. Rose, you need to take this experiment seriously.
01:00:37Why don't we take this discussion somewhere else?
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