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00:00Sharaabhi aak vakil se bola

00:01May rose manita praapta thakay se sharaab leta houn

00:04Us par GST bhi kattata hai

00:06Ppar meeri bivy mujhe roz marati hai

00:08Kya mein bivy ppar sarkar ko nukasan

00:11Vosarkari kama me baadha ndalne ke aarop me jel bhej sakta houn

00:14Vakil yaha soch kar behoosh ho gaya

00:17Khi is bewadhe ke dimaag me ye idea aya kaha se

00:20Ek gaam ke ldaqe ko phansi honne wali thi

00:25Judge nne puchha

00:25Koyi aakhri iqchha hai to batao

00:27Ldaqa bola

00:27Haan hai na

00:28Meryi jaghe aap latak jau

00:29Chara ldaqiyan ek sath bait kar bola sakti hai

00:34Khi tera bhai musth dikta hai

00:36Pahachan to kara

00:36Ppar chara ldaqe ek sath bait kar

00:38Kabhi nahi bola sakti

00:40Khi tumhari bihen musth dikti hai

00:41Pahachan to kara

00:42Sanskar ldaqo me hote hai

00:44Mujhse puchha gaya

00:47Vivaah kya hai

00:48Vivaah eek aisa ghatbandhan hai

00:50Jis mei dho vyakti milkar

00:52Un samosyyao ko suljhanne ka

00:53Jeevan bhar prayas karte hai

00:55Jou pahle kabhi thi hi nahi

00:56Vivaah eek خوبصورت janggal hai

00:59Jahaan bahadur sheron ka shikar

01:01Komal hiraniyaan karthi hai

01:02Shadhi matlab

01:04Aap mujhe nasib se milay ho

01:06Se lelay kar nasib phootay thhe

01:07Jho tum milay tukka safr hai

01:09Aap rhenne djie se lelay kar

01:12Miharbani karke

01:13Aap to rhenne hi dho tukka safr hai

01:15Tere jaisa koji nahi se lelay kar

01:17Tere jaisa bhoot dhekhe hai

01:18Tukka safr hai

01:19Kahaan gai thi jaan se lelay kar

01:22Kahaan mar gai thi

01:22Tukka safr hai

01:24Ajit sunti ho se lelay kar

01:25Beharay ho gai ho kya

01:26Tukka safr hai

01:27Shadhi shudha zindagi kashmir jaisi hai

01:30Khoopsoorat to hai

01:31Paranthu aatank bhoot hai

01:33Kitna roya hooga woh ladka

01:36Mehbubha ko mobile gift karke

01:38Jab rath 3 baje tuk bhoh sunta raha

01:40Aapke dwara dial kiya hua number

01:43Dousari line per vyaasth hai

01:44Khi ho rhen

01:45Baraat se loatne ke baad

01:48Ladko ka sabse bara vehem

01:50Agar ek ghenita aur ruk jata

01:52To lal shoot wali pati jati

01:54Khi ho rhen

01:55Vot dhalne ki umr

01:5918 saal aur shadhi karne ki umr

02:0121 saal hai

02:02Yarni ki aap desh sambhal saktete ho

02:04Lekin bievi nahi

02:05Jab ladki dhekne jau

02:07Tho uski aawaz radeio se bhi halki hooti hai

02:09Shadhi ke baad na jane

02:10Kaun sa boofer lag jate hai

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