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00:00Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
00:08Just need your signature to close it.
00:12Boss.
00:13Boss!
00:14What?
00:15Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
00:18What crush?
00:19You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
00:22We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
00:25What if she's married already?
00:26Well, yeah.
00:27She's incredible.
00:28Of course others would see that too.
00:31Not happening.
00:36Where are you going?
00:37To the racetrack.
00:39Boss!
00:41To the racetrack.
00:54You win!
00:55Yes!
00:58Boss!
00:59The trading system is down!
01:03What?
01:04The trading system is down!
01:07We need you!
01:09The system is still placing counter trend orders!
01:20The more the market rises, the faster we're selling!
01:22All my stop bosses are firing like crazy!
01:24We're down a hundred million already!
01:26We're down a hundred million already!
01:28The computer thinks this is normal!
01:30I can't do anything no matter what I try!
01:32If we do this for another hour we're going to be filing for chapter 11!
01:35Don't panic!
01:36The boss is here!
01:37The boss is here!
01:45Stop staring and get out of the chair!
01:46Go!
01:47Come on!
01:48The better way!
01:49It's coming up!
01:50The better way!
01:51It's not loose!
01:52We were going to be doing anything new in this plan!
01:55Let's go!
01:56Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
02:13So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
02:17So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
02:28Boss?
02:29Even you can't solve it?
02:32Sorry.
02:33Food coma's hitting hard.
02:35Mind grabbing me a coke?
02:39Who does she think she's fooling?
02:41What does a woman possibly know about all this?
02:43If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
02:45You're gonna eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
02:52Ego boss.
02:57Relax people, I just gotta reset one more parameter and we're golden.
03:10Go home.
03:11Get some sleep.
03:12And with that, we're gone.
03:15Thank you, boss.
03:16You truly are the MVP.
03:18All right.
03:19Let's go, folks.
03:20Come on.
03:21Let her work.
03:22Let's go.
03:23Nailed it.
03:24Nailed it.
03:54The model's fixed?
04:10The company account.
04:11Hoss is insane!
04:13Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
04:16Time to update that resume, Tom?
04:18Or is all that big talk just hot air?
04:20Mark, who is our boss?
04:22Really?
04:23This is as usual, Tom.
04:24Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
04:27Her algorithm is the reason why TB's security is a titan.
04:30What on earth are we doing during work hours?
04:35And you are?
04:36Meet the chairman's son, your new CEO.
04:40Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
04:44And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
04:48Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
04:49You are fired.
04:51Russ?
04:52I'm sorry.
04:53I don't believe her.
04:54I can't let him do anything.
04:55Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
04:58Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
05:01Only the best work here.
05:03You made it here on Pure Talent.
05:05You want to talk about mediocrity?
05:06Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
05:09Plus that trust fund that bought your position-
05:13Did you just hit her?
05:15What the hell's wrong with you?
05:16I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
05:22Here is your hush money.
05:25Take it and get out.
05:28You know what?
05:30Here's a little extra.
05:31Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
05:34No one wants to see that.
05:36Drop it.
05:37No one wants to go handle as much as back.
05:39The board paid insane money for her brain.
05:42Jackson wouldn't have the guts to touch her.
05:44Listen up, everybody.
05:46The market is a savage wilderness.
05:48It is a dog-eat-dog world.
05:50It is eat or be eaten.
05:52You need to be apex predators,
05:55not little fluffy performance-faking rabbits.
05:59Those will be eaten.
06:01But the real alphas,
06:03the real rainmakers among you will be rewarded accordingly.
06:12Top of the leaderboard is...
06:16Caitlin!
06:18Where's my superstar?
06:19That would be me.
06:21Caitlin.
06:22Is this...
06:25Kayla Twist?
06:26Are...
06:27Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
06:28You know, she has a concert tonight.
06:29Would you want to go?
06:30God, yes!
06:31This is perfect!
06:32It's perfect!
06:33Go!
06:34Now!
06:35Before you're late!
06:36And as soon as the concert's over,
06:37clean out your desk, cause you're fine.
06:38What?
06:39Why?
06:40The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
06:41You know, I figured a traitor wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making traits.
06:45Those numbers must be fake.
06:47And who's your boss?
06:48I need to meet the clown that runs this circus!
06:50It's Jessica!
06:51She's here!
06:52You are fired!
07:08Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
07:15Who I am doesn't matter.
07:16All that matters is that you are fired!
07:18Are you certain about firing me?
07:20You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
07:24You wouldn't say that, exactly.
07:25Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
07:29Yeah, and we even made a profit.
07:31You expect me to believe that?
07:33Her name wasn't even on those reports.
07:35So take your headphones and beat it.
07:37Damn trash ruined my shoes.
07:41And to you defenders.
07:43Finance takes timing and judgement.
07:46And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
07:49So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
07:51Leave them alone.
07:52They have nothing to do with this.
07:54I'll go.
07:57What?
07:58Is office drama more important than making money now?
08:07Susan.
08:08Susan.
08:15Boss.
08:16She's high up in trading.
08:18Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
08:22Susan.
08:23Susan.
08:24Susan.
08:25Look around.
08:26Finance is a men's game.
08:27Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair, and cashing paychecks.
08:32Alright, I did us a favor.
08:33We should've squashed that bug a while ago.
08:40Dad, how's it going?
08:42I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
08:50Woman executive?
08:51Don't tell me it's...
08:52How many women executives do we have Susan?
08:56Just two women in executive roles.
09:01These are in the class.
09:02She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
09:07A quant model.
09:08She built it from scratch.
09:10And keeping her is non-negotiable.
09:13Our marketing dominance depends on it.
09:15Jessie.
09:16Harvard PhD.
09:17Star trader.
09:20Dad, are you talking about Jessie?
09:22Jessie.
09:23I didn't fire Jessie, did I?
09:25Actually, Jessica.
09:27She's our golden goose.
09:28Now you need to...
09:29Dad, you just focus on getting better.
09:31I'll make sure she stays, alright?
09:35Susan, tell Jessie to come to my office.
09:37Wait a minute.
09:40Pete, honey.
09:41Remember our pillow talk?
09:42Trading director.
09:43One-upping Jessica.
09:44It's time you pay up lover boy.
09:45Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
10:02I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
10:08We've got a new CEO.
10:11Let's lay low for a while.
10:14Keep your nose clean, will ya?
10:19Of course.
10:21Alright.
10:27Pathetic.
10:28Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
10:31Come in.
10:34Jessie.
10:36Emergency.
10:37New boss just asked Jessica.
10:39What?
10:40Wait, he fired Jessica?
10:42God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
10:44He wants you to go see him now.
10:46Am I up next on the chopping block?
10:51Okay.
10:54What?
11:01You needed something, Jackson?
11:03Jessie, right?
11:04Damn, looking good.
11:05Thanks.
11:06Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
11:11I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
11:14Wait, that's Jessica's work.
11:15How does he not know this?
11:17Uh, absolutely.
11:20Jackson, uh, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
11:26You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
11:36You're referring to Jessica, right?
11:40Yeah.
11:41I already fired that corporate parasite.
11:44I need your model, because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
11:49Don't worry, Jackson.
11:50With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
11:53That's what I like to hear.
11:54Alright, get going, clock's ticking.
11:56I'm on it.
11:59That Jessie's everything Frank promised, sir.
12:01Smart and easy on the eyes.
12:04Hardly remarkable.
12:05Once I hire Miss J, I won't need her anymore.
12:08Miss J?
12:09Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
12:10She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
12:14So that's why Jessie doesn't measure up.
12:16You've already got someone else in mind.
12:18Always two steps ahead, Susan.
12:22Susan, do you see an issue here?
12:23Coffee.
12:24Always.
12:25Right here.
12:26Unbelievable.
12:30Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
12:33Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
12:36I'm leaving her.
12:37You're the only woman, didn't you?
12:38Okay.
12:39So what do you think of this?
12:42I felt like you're going to have to have to have some money.
12:43No, it's a silly one.
12:44I feel like we, you know.
12:45You're going to have to have to do the stuff we need to have to do.
12:46Boss, we have an emergency.
12:59Your wife's in serious trouble.
13:01Are you crazy?
13:02I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
13:04Don't go around calling her that.
13:06You told me to call her that.
13:08Eight years of this secret crush.
13:09Still no action.
13:10Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
13:13Wait, hold on.
13:13You found Jessica?
13:14We got her.
13:15She's running trading at TB Securities.
13:17Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
13:20Fired her?
13:20She's brilliant.
13:21How could she get fired?
13:23Something's off here.
13:25Let's go get her.
13:26This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
13:30You idiot.
13:34You idiot.
13:35This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
13:39Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
13:43Boss, snap out of it.
13:45She's in security, tradie.
13:46Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
13:50So we'll buy one.
13:50This office is all mine now.
14:05Broke much?
14:15Disgusting.
14:24Jessica's Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
14:26She?
14:27She?
14:29Jackson's fire, Jessica.
14:31And no one knows who she really is.
14:35I can take advantage of this.
14:36Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
14:52Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
14:56Just need your signature to close it.
14:59Boss.
15:01Boss!
15:01What?
15:03Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
15:05What crush?
15:06You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
15:09We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
15:11What if she's married already?
15:13Well, yeah.
15:14She's incredible.
15:15Of course others would see that too.
15:18Not happening.
15:24Where are you going?
15:25To the racetrack.
15:26Boss!
15:29To the racetrack.
15:35You win!
15:36Yes!
15:37Boss!
15:38The trading system is down!
15:42What?
15:43The trading system is down!
15:44We need you!
15:45The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
15:46The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
15:47All my stop-offs are firing like crazy.
15:48We're down a hundred million already.
15:49Boss!
15:50The trading system is still placing counter-trend orders.
15:51The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
15:52All my stop-offs are firing like crazy.
15:54Heard then but...
15:55Don't panic.
15:56I can't.
15:57All the computer thinks this is normal!
15:58I can't do anything to what I try.
16:03If we do this for another hour, we're gonna be filing for chapter 11.
16:08the faster we're selling!
16:10All my stop-offs are firing like crazy!
16:12We're down 100 more already!
16:14The computer thinks this is normal!
16:16I can't do anything no matter what I try!
16:18If we do this for another hour, we're gonna be filing for chapter 11!
16:22Don't panic! The boss is here!
16:32Stop staring and get out of the chair! Go!
16:34Come on!
16:38Come on!
16:56Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
16:59So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
17:03So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
17:07Boss? Even you can't solve it?
17:17Sorry. Food coma's hitting hard. Mind grabbing me a Coke?
17:22Who does she think she's fooling?
17:26What does a woman possibly know about all this?
17:29If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
17:30You're gonna eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
17:34Okay.
17:35Here you go, boss.
17:36Here you go, boss.
17:37Relax, people. I just gotta reset one more parameter and we're golden. Go home. Get some sleep.
17:47Whew. And with that, we're gone. Thank you, boss. You truly are the MVP.
17:49All right. Let's go, folks. Come on. Let her work. Let's go.
17:53Let's go.
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18:52The model's fixed?
18:57The company account.
18:58Paws is insane!
19:00Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
19:03Time to update that resume, Tom?
19:05Or was all that big talk just hot air?
19:07Mark, who is our boss?
19:09Really?
19:10This is as usual, Tom.
19:11Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
19:14Her algorithm is the reason why TB Security is a titan.
19:17What on earth are we doing during work hours?
19:20And you are...
19:23Meet the chairman's son.
19:25Your new CEO.
19:27Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
19:31And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
19:35Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
19:36You are fired.
19:38What?
19:40Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:45Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:48Only the best work here.
19:52You made it here on pure talent.
19:54You want to talk about mediocrity?
19:55Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position...
19:58Did you just hit her?
20:02What the hell's wrong with you?
20:03I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
20:08Here is your hush money.
20:12Take it and get out.
20:14You know what?
20:17Here's a little extra.
20:18Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
20:21No one wants to see that.
20:23Drop it.
20:24Just go handle as much as work.
20:27The board paid insane money for her brain.
20:29Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
20:31Listen up, everybody.
20:33The market is a savage wilderness.
20:35It is a dog-eat-dog world.
20:37It is eat or be eaten.
20:39You need to be apex predators, not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
20:46Those will be eaten.
20:48But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you, will be rewarded accordingly.
20:55Finally, top of the leaderboard is...
21:03Caitlin!
21:05Where's my superstar?
21:06That would be me.
21:09Caitlin.
21:11Is this Kayla Twist?
21:13Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
21:14You know, she has a concert tonight.
21:15Would you want to go?
21:17God, yes.
21:17This is perfect.
21:18It's perfect!
21:19Go, now, before you're late!
21:21And as soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk, because you're fired.
21:25What?
21:26Why?
21:26The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
21:28You know, I figured a traitor wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making traits.
21:33Those numbers must be fake.
21:34Now, who's your boss?
21:35I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
21:38It's Jessica.
21:39She's here.
21:54You are fired.
21:59Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
22:02Who I am doesn't matter.
22:03All that matters is that you are fired.
22:06Are you certain about firing me?
22:07You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
22:11You wouldn't say that, exactly.
22:13Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
22:16Yeah, and we even made a profit.
22:18You expect me to believe that?
22:20Her name wasn't even on those reports.
22:22So take your headphones and beat it.
22:26Can't trash ruin my shoes.
22:29And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
22:34And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
22:36So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
22:39Leave them alone.
22:40They have nothing to do with this.
22:41I'll go.
22:42What?
22:45Is office drama more important than making money now?
22:55Susan!
23:02Boss.
23:04She's high up in trading.
23:06Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
23:09Susan, Susan, Susan.
23:12Look around.
23:13Finance is a men's game.
23:15Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair, and cashing paychecks.
23:19All right, I did us a favor.
23:20We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
23:27Dad, how's it going?
23:29I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
23:37Woman executive?
23:38Don't tell me it's...
23:42How many women executives do we have, Susan?
23:47Just two women in executive roles.
23:49These are the ones.
23:52She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
23:55A quant model.
23:56She built it from scratch.
23:58And keeping her is non-negotiable.
24:00Our marketing dominance depends on it.
24:02Jesse, Harvard PhD, start trader.
24:05Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
24:10Jesse.
24:11I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
24:12No, actually, Jessica.
24:14She's our golden goose.
24:15Now you need to...
24:16Dad, you just focus on getting better.
24:18I'll make sure she stays, all right?
24:23Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
24:24Right away.
24:33Pete, honey.
24:35Remember our pillow talk?
24:37Trading director.
24:39One-upping Jessica.
24:40It's time you pay up, lover boy.
24:45Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
24:49I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
24:56We've got a new CEO.
24:57Let's lay low for a while.
25:02Keep your nose clean, will ya?
25:06Of course.
25:15Pathetic.
25:16Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
25:21Come in.
25:22Jesse.
25:24Emergency.
25:25New boss just asked Jessica.
25:26What?
25:28Wait, he fired Jessica?
25:29God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
25:31He wants you to go see him now.
25:33Am I up next on the chopping block?
25:38Okay.
25:41Good.
25:49You needed something, Jackson?
25:50Jesse, you're right.
25:52Damn, looking good.
25:53Thanks.
25:54Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
25:59I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
26:01Wait, that's Jessica's work.
26:03How does he not know this?
26:06Absolutely.
26:07Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
26:13You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
26:23You're referring to Jessica, right?
26:27I already fired that corporate parasite.
26:30I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
26:36Don't worry, Jackson, with Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
26:40That's what I like to hear.
26:41All right, get going, clock's ticking.
26:43I'm on it.
26:43That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
26:48Smart and easy on the eyes.
26:51Hardly remarkable.
26:52Once I hire Miss J, I won't need her anymore.
26:55Miss J?
26:56Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
26:58She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
27:00So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
27:03You've already got someone else in mind.
27:05Always two steps ahead, Susan.
27:09Susan, do you see an issue here?
27:11Coffee, always, right here.
27:13Unbelievable.
27:17Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
27:20Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
27:30Boss, we have an emergency.
27:46Your wife's in serious trouble.
27:48Are you crazy?
27:49I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
27:51Don't go around calling her that.
27:53You told me to call her that.
27:55Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
27:57Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
28:00Wait, hold on.
28:00You found Jessica?
28:01We got her.
28:02She's running trading at TV Securities.
28:04Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
28:07Fired her?
28:07She's brilliant.
28:08How could she get fired?
28:11Something's off here.
28:12Let's go get her.
28:13This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
28:18You idiot.
28:21You idiot.
28:22This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
28:26Seeing each other every day.
28:28I'll finally get my shot with her.
28:30Boss, snap out of it.
28:32She's in security tradie.
28:33Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
28:36So we'll buy one.
28:37This office is all mine now.
29:01Broke much?
29:02Disgusting.
29:11Jessica's Jackson's drinko, Mrs. J?
29:16Jackson fired Jessica.
29:19And no one knows who she really is.
29:21I can take advantage of this.
29:23Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
29:39Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
29:43Just need your signature to close it.
29:46Boss.
29:48Boss!
29:48Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
29:52What crush?
29:54You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
29:56We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
29:59What if she's married already?
30:01Well yeah, she's incredible.
30:03Of course others would see that too.
30:05Not happening.
30:10Where are you going?
30:12To the racetrack.
30:13Boss!
30:14To the racetrack.
30:29You win!
30:30Yes!
30:35Boss!
30:36The trading system is down!
30:42What?
30:42The trading system is down!
30:45We need you!
30:52The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
30:55The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
30:57All my stop losses are firing like crazy!
31:00We're down for a moment already.
31:02The computer thinks this is normal.
31:04I can't do anything no matter what I try.
31:06If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for Chapter 11.
31:10Don't panic!
31:11The boss is here!
31:12Stop staring and get out of the chair!
31:21Go!
31:21Go!
31:22Go!
31:22Go!
31:22Go!
31:31Go!
31:33Go!
31:34Go!
31:34Go!
31:34Go!
31:35Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
31:47So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
31:51So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
31:58Boss, even you can't solve it?
32:06Sorry, food coma is hitting hard.
32:09Mind grabbing me a coke?
32:13Who does she think she's fooling?
32:15What does a woman possibly know about all this?
32:17If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
32:19You're gonna eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
32:25Here you go boss.
32:28Relax people, I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
32:45Go home, get some sleep.
32:46And with that, we're gone.
32:50Thank you boss, you truly are the MVP.
32:53Alright, let's go folks, come on, let her work, let's go!
32:58Nailed it.
33:00You are...
33:02Nailed it.
33:19Nailed it.
33:42The models fixed?
33:43The company account.
33:44Haas is insane!
33:46Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
33:49Time to update that resume, Tom?
33:51Or was all that big talk just hot air?
33:53Mark, who is our boss?
33:55Really?
33:56Clueless as usual, Tom.
33:57Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
34:00Her algorithm is the reason why TB Security is a titan.
34:04What on earth are we doing during work hours?
34:08And you are?
34:09Meet the chairman's son.
34:11Your new CEO.
34:13Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
34:17And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
34:21Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
34:22You are fired!
34:24What?
34:27Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:32Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:35Only the best work here.
34:37We made it here on pure talent.
34:39You want to talk about mediocrity?
34:41Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
34:44You just hit her?
34:47What the hell is wrong with you?
34:49I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
34:55Here is your hush money.
34:58Take it and get out.
35:00You know what?
35:02Here's a little extra.
35:04Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
35:07No one wants to see that.
35:09Yeah.
35:10Drop it.
35:11Just go handle as much as back.
35:13The board paid insane money for her brain.
35:15Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
35:18Listen up, everybody.
35:19The market is a savage wilderness.
35:21It is a dog-eat-dog world.
35:23It is eat or be eaten.
35:25You need to be apex predators.
35:28Not little fluffy performance-faking rabbits.
35:32Those will be eaten.
35:34But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you will be rewarded accordingly.
35:46Top of the leaderboard is...
35:49Caitlin!
35:50Where's my superstar?
35:52That would be me.
35:55Caitlin.
35:58Is this...
35:59Kayla Twist?
36:00Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
36:01You know, she has a concert tonight.
36:02Would you want to go?
36:03God, yes.
36:04This is perfect.
36:05It's perfect!
36:06Go! Now!
36:07Before you're late!
36:08And as soon as the concert's over,
36:09clean out your desk,
36:10because you're fine.
36:11What?
36:12Why?
36:13The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
36:15You know, I figured a traitor wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making traits.
36:19Those numbers must be fake.
36:21And who's your boss?
36:22I need to meet the clown that runs this circus!
36:24It's Jessica!
36:25She's here!
36:26You are fired!
36:27Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
36:31Who I am doesn't matter.
36:32All that matters is that you are fired!
36:33Are you certain about firing me?
36:34Do you think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without
36:35your precious brain?
36:36You wouldn't say that exactly.
36:37Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
36:39Yeah, and we even made a profit.
36:40Yeah, and we even made a profit.
36:41You expect me to believe that?
36:42Her name wasn't even on those reports.
36:43So take your headphones and beat it.
36:44Let's get ready.
36:45I'm sorry.
36:46I'm sorry.
36:47The Ikkei's brother.
36:48We miss the counter-lover and the
36:56Bye-bye.
36:57How do you feel?
36:58I'm sorry.
36:59What do you feel like?
37:00How do you feel like?
37:01How do you feel weird?
37:02I'm sorry.
37:03I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
37:04a profit. You expect me to believe that? Her name wasn't even on those reports. So take your
37:10headphones and beat it. Can't trash ruin my shoes. And to you defenders, finance takes timing and
37:20judgment and sticking up for her shows that you have neither. So pack your crap and follow her
37:25out the door. Leave them alone. They have nothing to do with this. I'll go. What? Is office drama
37:33more important than making money now? Thank you. Susan.
37:49Boss, she's high up in trading. Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
37:57Susan, Susan, Susan. Look around. Finance is a men's game. Okay, as far as I'm concerned,
38:03she was just sitting there, woman in a chair and cashing paychecks. All right, I did us a favor.
38:07We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
38:14Dad, how's it going? I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot
38:23mess with. Woman executive? Don't tell me it's... How many woman executives do we have Susan?
38:31Just two women in executive roles. These are the ones.
38:39She's a talent the board paid top dollar for. A quant model. She built it from scratch. And keeping her is
38:46non-negotiable. Our marketing dominance depends on it.
38:49Jesse, Harvard PhD, star trader.
38:55Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
38:56Jesse? Jesse.
38:57I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
38:59No, actually, Jessica. She's our golden goose. Now you need to...
39:03Dad, you just focus on getting better. I'll make sure she stays, all right?
39:10Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
39:11Right away.
39:12Pete, honey. Remember our pillow talk? Trading director. One-upping Jessica.
39:29It's time you pay up, lover boy.
39:32Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
39:36I know, but... Couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
39:43We've got a new CEO. Let's lay low for a while. Keep your nose clean, will ya?
39:54Of course.
39:55All right.
39:55Pathetic. Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
40:08Come in.
40:10Jesse.
40:12Emergency. New boss just asked Jessica.
40:14What?
40:15Wait, he fired Jessica?
40:16God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
40:18He wants you to go see him now.
40:20Am I up next on the chopping block?
40:22Okay.
40:25Okay.
40:28Good.
40:36You needed something, Jackson?
40:37Jesse, you're right.
40:39Damn, looking good.
40:40Thanks.
40:41Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
40:46I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
40:48Wait, that's Jessica's work.
40:50How does he not know this?
40:51Uh, absolutely.
40:54Absolutely.
40:54Jackson, uh, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
41:01You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
41:12You're referring to Jessica, right?
41:15I already fired that corporate parasite.
41:17I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
41:23Don't worry, Jackson.
41:24With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
41:27That's what I like to hear.
41:28All right, get going, clock's ticking.
41:30I'm on it.
41:30That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
41:36Smart and easy on the eyes.
41:37Yeah, hardly remarkable.
41:39That's how I hire Miss J. I won't need her anymore.
41:42Miss J?
41:43Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
41:45She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
41:47So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
41:50You've already got someone else in mind.
41:52Always two steps ahead, Susan.
41:56Susan, do you see an issue here?
41:58Coffee, always, right here.
42:00Unbelievable.
42:04Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
42:07Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
42:12Oh.
42:17Boss, we have an emergency.
42:33Your wife's in serious trouble.
42:35Are you crazy?
42:36I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
42:38Ah, don't go around calling her that.
42:40You told me to call her that.
42:42Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
42:45Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
42:47Wait, hold on.
42:47You found Jessica?
42:48We got her.
42:49She's running trading at TB Securities.
42:51Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
42:54Fired her?
42:55She's brilliant.
42:55How could she get fired?
42:58Something's off here.
42:59Let's go get her.
43:00This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
43:05You idiot.
43:08You idiot.
43:09This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
43:13Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
43:17Boss, snap out of it.
43:19She's in security, tradie.
43:21Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
43:24So we'll buy one.
43:24This office is all mine now.
43:26This office is all mine now.
43:40Broke much?
43:49Disgusting.
43:51Jessica's Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
44:01You're Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
44:02You're Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J.
44:03You're Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
44:05No one knows who she really is.
44:07I can take advantage of this.
44:09Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
44:16Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
44:26Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
44:30Just need your signature to close it.
44:33Boss.
44:35Boss!
44:36What?
44:37Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
44:40What crush? You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
44:43We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck. What if she's married already?
44:47Well yeah, she's incredible. Of course others would see that too.
44:52Not happening.
44:58Where are you going?
44:59To the racetrack.
45:00Boss!
45:03To the racetrack.
45:13You win!
45:14Yes!
45:23Boss!
45:24The trading system is down!
45:29What?
45:30The trading system is down!
45:32We need you!
45:33The system is still placing counter-trend orders. The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
45:44All my stop bosses are firing like crazy!
45:47We're down a hundred million already.
45:49The computer thinks this is normal. I can't do anything no matter what I try.
45:53If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for chapter 11.
45:55Don't panic! The boss is here!
46:07Stop staring and get out of the chair! Go!
46:09Go!
46:25Go!
46:26Go!
46:31Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
46:34So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
46:38So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
46:50Boss? Even you can't solve it?
46:51Sorry. Food coma's hitting hard. Mind grabbing me a Coke?
47:00Who does she think she's fooling?
47:02What does a woman possibly know about all this?
47:04If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
47:06You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
47:12Here you go, boss.
47:21Relax, people. I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
47:31Go home. Get some sleep.
47:34And with that, we're gone.
47:37Thank you, boss. You truly are the MVP.
47:40Alright, let's go, folks. Come on, let her work. Let's go!
47:43Let's go!
48:00You...
48:01You...
48:09Nailed it.
48:10Nailed it.
48:29The model's fixed?
48:31The company account.
48:32Boss is insane!
48:33Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
48:37Time to update that resume, Tom?
48:39Or was all that big talk just hot air?
48:41Mark, who is our boss?
48:43Really?
48:45This is as usual, Tom.
48:46Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
48:49Our algorithm is the reason why TB security is a ty-
48:52What on earth are we doing during work hours?
48:55And you are?
48:57Meet the chairman's son.
48:59Your new CEO.
49:01Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
49:05And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
49:09Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
49:10You are fired!
49:12What?
49:14Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:19Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:22Only the best work here.
49:26We made it here on Pure Talent.
49:28You want to talk about mediocrity?
49:30Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
49:34Did you just hit her?
49:36What the hell's wrong with you?
49:37I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
49:43Here is your hush money.
49:47Take it and get out.
49:49You know what?
49:50Here's a little extra.
49:53Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
49:55No one wants to see that.
49:57Drop it.
49:58Just go handle as much as work.
50:01The board paid insane money for her brain.
50:03Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
50:06Listen up, everybody.
50:07The market is a savage wilderness.
50:09It is a dog-eat-dog world.
50:11It is eat or be eaten.
50:13You need to be apex predators.
50:16Not little fluffy performance-faking rabbits.
50:20Those will be eaten.
50:23But the real Alphas, the real rainmakers among you,
50:27will be rewarded accordingly.
50:29Top of the leaderboard is...
50:37Caitlin!
50:39Where's my superstar?
50:41That would be me.
50:43Caitlin.
50:45Is this...
50:46Kayla Twist?
50:47Are...
50:48Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
50:49You know, she has a concert tonight.
50:50Would you want to go?
50:51God, yes!
50:52This is perfect!
50:53It's perfect!
50:54Go!
50:55Now!
50:56Before you're late!
50:57Clean out your desk, cause you're fired.
50:59What?
51:00Why?
51:01The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
51:02You know, I figured a traitor wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making traits.
51:07Those numbers must be fake.
51:08And who's your boss?
51:09I need to meet the clown that runs this circus!
51:12It's Jessica!
51:13She's here!
51:27You are fired!
51:30Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
51:36Who I am doesn't matter.
51:37All that matters is that you are fired!
51:39Are you certain about firing me?
51:41You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
51:45You wouldn't say that, exactly.
51:46Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
51:50Yeah, and we even made a profit.
51:52You expect me to believe that?
51:54Her name wasn't even on those reports.
51:56So take your headphones and beat it.
52:01Can't trash ruin my shoes.
52:03And to you defenders.
52:04Finance takes timing and judgment.
52:07And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
52:10So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
52:13Leave them alone.
52:14They have nothing to do with this.
52:15I'll go.
52:18What?
52:19Is office drama more important than making money now?
52:25Thank you!
52:29Susan!
52:36Boss, she's high up in trading.
52:39Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
52:43Susan, Susan, Susan.
52:46Look around.
52:47Finance is a men's game.
52:49Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair and cashing paychecks.
52:53Alright, I did us a favor.
52:54We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
53:01Dad, how's it going?
53:03I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
53:10Woman executive?
53:13Don't tell me it's...
53:17How many women executives do we have Susan?
53:21Just two women in executive roles.
53:24These are the files.
53:26She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
53:29A quant model.
53:30She built it from scratch.
53:32And keeping her is non-negotiable.
53:34Our marketing dominance depends on it.
53:36Jesse.
53:38Harvard PhD.
53:39Star trader.
53:42Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
53:44If Jesse...
53:45I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
53:47Actually, Jessica.
53:48She's our golden goose.
53:49Now you need to...
53:50Dad, you just focus on getting better.
53:52I'll make sure she stays, alright?
53:56Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
53:58Wait a minute.
53:59Wait a minute.
54:07Pete, honey.
54:09Remember our pillow talk?
54:11Trading director.
54:13One-upping Jessica.
54:16It's time you pay up, lover boy.
54:19Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
54:23I know, but...
54:25Couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
54:30We've got a new CEO.
54:32Let's lay low for a while.
54:34Keep your nose clean, will ya?
54:40Of course.
54:49Pathetic.
54:50Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
54:55Come in.
54:57Jesse.
54:59Emergency.
55:00New boss just asked Jessica.
55:01What?
55:02Wait, he fired Jessica?
55:03God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
55:06He wants you to go see him now.
55:07Am I up next on the chopping block?
55:12Okay.
55:13What?
55:23You needed something, Jackson?
55:25Jesse, right?
55:26Damn, looking good.
55:28Thanks.
55:29Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
55:32I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
55:35Wait, that's Jessica's work.
55:37How does he not know this?
55:39Absolutely.
55:41Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
55:46You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
56:00You're referring to Jessica, right?
56:02I already fired that corporate parasite.
56:04I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
56:10Don't worry, Jackson.
56:11With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
56:14That's what I like to hear.
56:15All right, get going, clock sticking.
56:17I'm on it.
56:20That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
56:23Smart and easy on the eyes.
56:25Hardly remarkable.
56:26Once I hire Miss J, I won't need her anymore.
56:29Miss J?
56:30Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
56:32She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
56:35So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
56:37You've already got someone else in mind.
56:39Always two steps ahead, Susan.
56:43Susan, do you see an issue here?
56:45Coffee. Always. Right here.
56:47Unbelievable.
56:51Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
56:54Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
57:00Chef, drunk and you're going to wait.
57:18Boss, we have an emergency. Your wife's in serious trouble.
57:22Are you crazy?
57:24I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
57:26Don't go around calling her that.
57:27her that you told me to call her that eight years of this secret crush still no action look nothing
57:32bad can happen to her when i'm wait hold on you found jessica we got her she's running trading at
57:37tv securities well she was until the new ceo stepped in and fired her fired her she's brilliant
57:42how could she get fired something's off here let's go get her this is the perfect opportunity
57:49for you to step in be the hero confess your feelings you idiot
57:52you idiot this is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team
58:01seeing each other every day i'll finally get my shot with her boss snap out of it
58:06she's in security treaty cluny financial doesn't even have a brokerage division so we'll buy one
58:22this office is all mine now
58:35broke much disgusting
58:45jessica's jackson's drinker mrs j
58:48jackson fired jessica and no one knows who she really is
58:56i can take advantage of this
59:03jessie what do you think you're doing
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