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don't try this at home kids

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Transcript
00:00All right, if this blows the breaker, all the lights will go out.
00:02It'll be really funny.
00:04Okay, Chad, either he blows up his apartment or he blows up his electric bill.
00:08Let's test it.
00:08Let's find out.
00:10It goes.
00:11It goes.
00:14Right?
00:15Yeah.
00:17All right.
00:18Good news.
00:19The microwave now works again.
00:22You hot-wired a microwave.
00:25We've hot-wired it.
00:26This thing is on its last leg.
00:28It wants to die so bad.
00:32Please.
00:34Please fulfill your final purpose in life, microwave.
00:37As a firefighter, I do not recommend doing anything this guy is doing since it is extremely strong.
00:42The United sent his soldier on his final mission.
00:45This is your final mission, microwave.
00:48This is all I ask you to complete, is to blow this turkey to smithereens.
00:52If you achieve this, you'll have taken part in the greatest edging that has ever taken place on stream.
01:02All right.
01:03Is it time?
01:04I think it's time.
01:09Will it work?
01:10Oh, I'm praying.
01:11I'm praying that it explodes.
01:12Okay.
01:13I'm ready.
01:14I'm ready.
01:14I'm ready.
01:14I'm ready.
01:16Oh, frick.
01:17Okay.
01:18Okay.
01:19Be careful.
01:19Be gentle.
01:20Be gentle.
01:21Be gentle.
01:21Be gentle.
01:22Ready?
01:23Yeah.
01:24Three, two, one.
01:27Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:50Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:54Are you good?
01:56What?
01:57Are you okay?
01:58Are you okay?
02:00Are you okay?
02:01I destroyed the table.
02:05Where'd the turkey go?
02:08Damage report, Silver.
02:10Are you okay?
02:11What the hell?
02:15Oh, Grandma's going to be mad about this.
02:20What?
02:21Wait a minute.
02:22It's on top of the refrigerator.
02:24Oh, I can't believe it survived.
02:40Bless.
02:40Oh, my God.
02:43It's smoking.
02:45It's smoking.
02:48Wow.
02:49That was so much bigger than the other one of these I did.
02:54You know what, bro?
02:55I'm starting to think you're not a professional.
02:58No.
02:58It split the table in half.
03:01That's what your mom did last night.
03:04What?
03:04What?
03:06Oh, my God.
03:07Where?
03:08Where is the turkey?
03:12I left the propane tank on the top.
03:15Look where it ended up.
03:17The table was here and launched it on top of here.
03:22Where is the turkey?
03:24Where is the turkey?
03:27Check the ceiling.
03:27There's the knife on the table.
03:31Check the ceiling.
03:34Wait.
03:36Wait.
03:37Wait.
03:42They're in the trees, man.
03:49Oh, no, wait.
03:49chat they said when pigs fly well we've done one better what the hell we have restored flight
04:05to a bird that should not wait there's turkey up by the laptop that's streaming this
04:14wow that was i don't know if it sounded like this to you but it was so loud when it went off
04:26wow that's awesome grandma's gonna be mad about what happened to this garage though
04:38what do you mean you gotta move out bro this is ground
04:45Chad this is the origination lore of bird flu
04:49oh my god somebody called the cops on this man bro pause look at the tabletop
04:59if that fluid stain was red you would be in shame
05:05that's the turkey juice where it got obliterated
05:10oh my god
05:12oh no
05:14jesus christ
05:18bro chat take future of the year by right boys
05:22oh look at that that's sick
05:26i'm so done dude that was fantastic
05:31oh my god
05:33i had to make the edging worth it i'm glad it worked
05:35oh my god well done well then
05:37oh it smells like horrible
05:39what does the microwave smell like
05:41oh there's glass everywhere
05:43the door to the microwave just evaporated
05:46okay i'll be honest whatever the budget was for the stream should we just double it for the cleaners
05:52oh my god
05:57we'll see we'll see how hard it is
06:01okay
06:03oh why are you shaking the cleaners
06:05hey i gotta
06:07i gotta clean up on here
06:09yeah ignore the explosive residue
06:11anyway there's raw meat all over this room you need to clean up
06:15they're gonna have rat meat to the fbi immediately
06:19you're gonna have rats and bats in your effing attic for the rest of your life
06:24oh no
06:26dude it put a dent in the garage door
06:28where were you
06:30i stood outside there's a door here
06:33i poked around the corner
06:34oh my god thank god
06:36thank god
06:37if i was in the room i would have gotten shrapnel
06:40you would have actually effing died
06:42i'm glad you're a professional holy frick
06:45i'm now realizing it would have never made sense for me to do this holy frick
06:50oh my god
06:53alright bro
06:55jesus
06:56wow that shit has a job well done
06:57chat thumbs up my right boys
07:00a job well done
07:02oh my god god now that
07:13is an explosive way to start thanksgiving chat
07:16holy frick
07:18boys
07:19happy thanksgiving
07:21happy thanksgiving everyone
07:25i feel like in irene
07:26the little outro
07:28the little outro
07:31the amazing future
07:45one

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