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They followed the rules—until life broke them. Witness how innocence turns to chaos in this explosive drama of friendship, betrayal, and finding freedom. Stay till the end—you won’t believe what happens.
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00:00:00Hi, everybody.
00:00:02We are very happy.
00:00:04Can you take a break, please?
00:00:06We are very happy.
00:00:08I'm here.
00:00:10We are very happy.
00:00:12We are happy.
00:00:14We are happy.
00:00:16We are happy.
00:00:18We are happy.
00:00:20We are happy.
00:00:22We are happy.
00:00:24We can see you next week,
00:00:26We are happy.
00:00:28Oh, my bad.
00:00:35Hello?
00:00:36Cheryl, we have to talk about our birthday plans.
00:00:39I mean, it's only two days away,
00:00:40and we still haven't decided the perfect way to celebrate.
00:00:43So I was thinking maybe we could all take a trip to.
00:00:47Sue, I meant to tell you before, but I wanted to be sure.
00:00:52I think I'm going to spend my birthday with Jake.
00:00:55I'm going to lose my virginity to him.
00:00:57You know, I want to surprise him.
00:00:59What? But you can't.
00:01:01I mean, I thought we were going to wait until marriage.
00:01:04Besides, you can't do that to us.
00:01:06You can't break tradition that way.
00:01:09This is bad.
00:01:10You know, I'm going to tell Lexi.
00:01:12She's going to be very unhappy about this.
00:01:21Come on, Lexi.
00:01:27So, girls, what are we going to do for our birthday?
00:01:39Sue, we have plenty of time to figure something out.
00:01:42But this is the big 1-8.
00:01:45I mean, every year since her mom's met in the hospital,
00:01:47we've done something new and special,
00:01:49but this has to be newer and more special.
00:01:52So what's something we've never done before?
00:01:55Mushrooms?
00:01:56No, not like that.
00:01:57Like something nice.
00:01:59Like maybe a trip.
00:02:00Like a mushroom trip?
00:02:02No.
00:02:02No.
00:02:06Sorry, Sue, I have a date.
00:02:07Oh, so do I.
00:02:09Sorry, Sue.
00:02:11Don't worry, Sue.
00:02:12We'll figure it out.
00:02:24Oh, flowers, are these from you?
00:02:26Yeah, sure.
00:02:28Here you go.
00:02:30No card, but I thought I saw one.
00:02:32I didn't know how to put my feelings into words.
00:02:36I guess, um, you still make me nervous.
00:02:41Oh, Jake.
00:02:46Maybe I should come in and hang out for a minute.
00:02:49No, Jake, not yet.
00:02:50When we do it, I want it to be really special.
00:02:53The best night of my life.
00:02:54It will be, I promise.
00:02:57It'll always be amazing with you and me together.
00:03:02Jake, no, I have to go.
00:03:10I have to work on my art project.
00:03:12You know, I thought art was going to be a really easy elective, but I guess I should have
00:03:16taken more math.
00:03:17So you're going to come to my birthday, okay?
00:03:21This Saturday?
00:03:22Of course.
00:03:27Thanks.
00:03:29Okay, bye.
00:03:30Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.
00:03:41Oh, baby.
00:03:42You're so hot.
00:03:43I'm going to do you so good.
00:03:45Oh, yeah, baby.
00:03:46Yeah.
00:03:46What was your name again?
00:03:47Rod.
00:03:48Sex God.
00:03:49Okay.
00:03:50Lexi is so upset, she's speechless.
00:03:58You're right, I bet.
00:04:05Cheryl's losing her virginity on Saturday?
00:04:09Oh, no.
00:04:10Does not compute.
00:04:12Want to talk in person ASAP.
00:04:17Oh, huh.
00:04:18Hi.
00:04:19When did you get home?
00:04:22So is it true?
00:04:23Yes, it is.
00:04:25It's just, it's the right time and Jake's the right man.
00:04:29I mean, he's handsome and smart and wealthy and he has a really bright future ahead of him.
00:04:36So I just think it's the right time.
00:04:39Lexi, tell her, losing our virginity is one of those milestones we should all face together.
00:04:44On our birthday, yes, but not on this birthday.
00:04:46Like, maybe on our 23rd birthday or maybe even like our 28th, maybe.
00:04:54Listen, guys, I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:04:58I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:05:10But Cheryl, Sue is right.
00:05:12We do always do something special on our birthday.
00:05:14Oh, does Jake really have such a tiny little needle dick?
00:05:20It's not Jake.
00:05:21It's the male ideal.
00:05:23Like a Greek god or Sue's dad.
00:05:27Right.
00:05:28Oh, yeah, I guess you're right.
00:05:31I mean, it kind of sucks.
00:05:32I'm not really an artist.
00:05:33Girls, can you just stop changing the subject?
00:05:36The point is, we should all lose our virginities together on the same day.
00:05:39And I'm just not ready yet.
00:05:41I'm waiting for a sign.
00:05:43And then I'll know it's right.
00:05:44Look, I can go either way.
00:05:47I mean, I'm fine with just 69, 79, anal.
00:05:50I don't feel any rush to actually do the deed.
00:05:54Besides, I know it'll never live up to my rabbit anyway.
00:05:58But if you want to do it this year, then maybe we all should.
00:06:03You know, it could be like our big 18th birthday thing.
00:06:09Where are you going at 6.30 in the morning?
00:06:12To church to pray for you.
00:06:14I want to be first in line.
00:06:17I'm getting this.
00:06:18Yeah, me too.
00:06:20Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
00:06:30It has been four days since my last confession.
00:06:32I accused myself of the following sins.
00:06:34Mm-hmm.
00:06:37Okay, so I'm really embarrassed to talk about this, but...
00:06:40It's about sex.
00:06:42Mm-hmm.
00:06:45I mean, not me.
00:06:46I've never gone past second base with a guy.
00:06:48Mm-hmm.
00:06:49I've never even seen a guy's...
00:06:52Well, there was that one time I took the pants off my Ken doll.
00:06:55But I was dressing him up as Jesus, and I wanted to see his thing.
00:06:59But there was nothing there.
00:07:00Okay, so it's about my friends.
00:07:05My best friends.
00:07:07They're going to do something really bad this weekend.
00:07:09Okay.
00:07:11Third base.
00:07:12What?
00:07:13No.
00:07:14Like, sex.
00:07:15Like, intercourse?
00:07:17With boys, they barely even know.
00:07:19I mean, they really need us intervention, if you know what I mean.
00:07:21All the way.
00:07:23Go all the way.
00:07:25What?
00:07:25What?
00:07:26What?
00:07:27Ah!
00:07:29Ah!
00:07:30How could you do this?
00:07:32You're a bad, bad person.
00:07:36What?
00:07:37Yes.
00:07:43Yes!
00:07:45Run!
00:07:45Run!
00:07:46Home route!
00:07:48Ah!
00:07:49Damn it!
00:07:51You fucking Yankees.
00:07:54Sorry.
00:07:55Sue, it is 1 p.m.
00:08:20Would you have a little consideration?
00:08:21I'm trying to sleep.
00:08:22Jeez, can you guys please keep it down?
00:08:27I have an announcement to make.
00:08:29I want to do it.
00:08:31Do you hear me?
00:08:32I want to do it.
00:08:34This weekend.
00:08:35On our birthday.
00:08:37Do what?
00:08:39It.
00:08:40Screw.
00:08:41You know, screwing, boning, making the beast with two backs.
00:08:44You know, shagging, fucking.
00:08:48You do.
00:08:49Uh, but what about all your religious stuff?
00:08:53And, um, what about your sign from heaven?
00:08:55Oh, I got a sign.
00:08:56At church.
00:08:57Really?
00:08:59Well, okay, great.
00:09:02We're all in then.
00:09:03So we'll have a big pool party and we'll do it there.
00:09:07Right?
00:09:08Right.
00:09:10I'll start making the shopping list.
00:09:12Hey, Frank.
00:09:22Oh, hi, Sue.
00:09:24Guys, we didn't invite Frank to the party.
00:09:27I don't know.
00:09:27Do you think he'd even have fun?
00:09:29Yeah, he's blind.
00:09:30Blind people can do everything regular people can do.
00:09:37Wait, wait, bye.
00:09:39Hey.
00:09:39Um, I was wondering, we're throwing this party tomorrow night.
00:09:44It's for our birthday.
00:09:45Do you want to come?
00:09:46Do you think he can see at me short?
00:09:59Well, the house looks done.
00:10:02Tomorrow's the big day.
00:10:04We finally turn 18.
00:10:05And finally lose our virginity.
00:10:07Well, we better get our beady sleep because the party starts tomorrow at 2.
00:10:11So, okay, we know who Cheryl's going to do it with.
00:10:14Jake.
00:10:14And I'll probably do that guy Rod.
00:10:16But Sue, who are you going to pick?
00:10:18To pop your chair.
00:10:19It's easy.
00:10:20I've known for the past six years, ever since catechism.
00:10:26What the fuck is catechism?
00:10:27I think it's a baby panda wrapped in peanut butter.
00:10:29Yeah.
00:10:37My soulmate.
00:10:42Chris?
00:10:43Sue, you, um, might want to think about picking a backup.
00:10:48I mean...
00:10:48What?
00:10:48No, Chris is perfect.
00:10:50He played Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar last year at camp.
00:10:53Plus, his name's Chris.
00:10:54It's a sign.
00:10:55Sue, the only sign is that Chris has a major case of gay face.
00:11:01What?
00:11:02He does not.
00:11:03Anyway, there's no such thing as gay face.
00:11:05He looks just like Justin Bieber.
00:11:07With a little bit of Zac Efron and just a hint of Ryan Seacrest.
00:11:11Who the fuck's Ryan Seacrest?
00:11:14Look, Chris is my soulmate.
00:11:16Okay, well, sweet dreams.
00:11:19See you in the morning.
00:11:27I knew it would happen someday.
00:11:28I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.
00:11:31You're so perfect.
00:12:01I'm so perfect.
00:12:01Let's go.
00:12:31You knew that's what I look like.
00:12:36Too bad no one could ever compare to you.
00:12:56Tomorrow's the day.
00:13:08Oh, my gosh.
00:13:15They're coming.
00:13:20Lexi, Cheryl, hurry.
00:13:35Ew, why?
00:13:39It's for Jake to unwrap me.
00:13:41It's going to be really sexy.
00:13:42I'm going to surprise you.
00:13:44You're going to die of asphyxiation.
00:13:46It's going to be really sexy.
00:13:47It's stupid.
00:13:48Just screw him.
00:13:49That's what he wants.
00:13:50That's what all guys want.
00:13:52Who hurt you as a child?
00:13:53Oh, Christ.
00:13:54I don't have your mouth, too.
00:13:56Anyway, what guys want is someone who's sexy, not someone they can just have sex with.
00:14:01You're an idiot.
00:14:02A very smooth, plastic-wrapped idiot.
00:14:06Seriously, come on.
00:14:07Hurry up.
00:14:08Oh, the cool bracelet.
00:14:09I love it.
00:14:10You should put that down, though, because it's very fragile.
00:14:15Yeah.
00:14:16Okay.
00:14:17Set it down.
00:14:18Hurry up.
00:14:19Okay.
00:14:20Those are your anal beads, right?
00:14:21Yeah.
00:14:22I thought so.
00:14:23What?
00:14:24This body is not answers.
00:14:25Whoa!
00:14:26Look at this, y'all!
00:14:27This.
00:14:28Oh, my God.
00:14:29Take it down.
00:14:30Hey.
00:14:31Hey, hey!
00:14:32Those are your anal beads, right?
00:14:33Yeah.
00:14:34Okay, let's go.
00:14:36Yes.
00:14:37Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:14:39Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:14:40Dad, hey!
00:14:43Hey, hey, hey!
00:14:44Other cable, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:14:46Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:14:47Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:14:48Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:14:49Oh, is this part of the house?
00:14:51Whoa!
00:14:52Hold up.
00:14:54Oh, we're going to have some fun.
00:14:55Oh, Attack of the Wet t-shirts.
00:14:57Nice!
00:14:58Ha, ha, ha!
00:14:59Oh, come on.
00:15:02Ah!
00:15:03Check, check, check, check, check.
00:15:06Happy birthday, Lex!
00:15:09Oh, Joanna, we said no gifts.
00:15:13That is lip poison to plump your lips,
00:15:15but be careful it stings.
00:15:17And the other one is edible massage oil.
00:15:19Oh, how did you know?
00:15:21I'm going to use both of these tonight.
00:15:29Buster, such a cutie.
00:15:31Please don't touch my service time.
00:15:33All right, sorry.
00:15:35Are you okay now?
00:15:36Yeah, I'm fine, thank you.
00:15:37Okay, see you later.
00:15:41I can't believe you haven't heard of it.
00:15:43Jake!
00:15:45Hi!
00:15:46Hey, babe.
00:15:47Happy birthday.
00:15:50Oh, you didn't have to give me anything.
00:15:53What?
00:15:54You want a beer?
00:15:57No.
00:16:01Oh, hon.
00:16:02Come here.
00:16:06I have your present here.
00:16:07I'll give it to you later when the time's right.
00:16:09Aw.
00:16:10You didn't have to give me anything.
00:16:11And I have a present for you that I want you to unwrap later.
00:16:17Hey, bro.
00:16:19We need you to settle this bet over here real quick.
00:16:22Oh, a bet.
00:16:24All right, this is my man right here.
00:16:28Hey.
00:16:29Hey.
00:16:30Hey.
00:16:31How you doing?
00:16:32Hey.
00:16:41Check it out!
00:16:42You're right here.
00:16:43Don't you dare me?
00:16:44Look at the camera.
00:16:45What's the camera?
00:16:46Nah.
00:16:48Oh, dude.
00:16:49Look at those.
00:16:50Are those real?
00:16:51Have you guys seen Cheryl?
00:16:52Oh, dude, look at those.
00:17:02Are those real?
00:17:03Have you guys seen Cheryl?
00:17:04Hey, ah, dude, move!
00:17:06Come on, lame!
00:17:07Oh, all right, okay.
00:17:09I'll see you guys later.
00:17:10Go do some push-ups or something.
00:17:11Aw, the move.
00:17:1220 bucks says, by the end of the day,
00:17:14I will be motorboating those titties.
00:17:18They're fake anyways.
00:17:19Who cares?
00:17:21Okay.
00:17:22Oh, dude, dude.
00:17:26I'm blind, you fucking asshole.
00:17:31Sue, no, it's your birthday.
00:17:33Here, let me.
00:17:34Joanna, no, just go enjoy the birdie.
00:17:36Come on.
00:17:38Open.
00:17:41Hey, do my lips look any plumper?
00:17:44I put this stuff on, but I can't really feel anything yet.
00:17:48Have you guys seen Jake?
00:17:49I haven't seen him anywhere.
00:17:50He just, like, disappeared.
00:17:51Are these real?
00:18:04Of course they are.
00:18:07How come I haven't met you before?
00:18:09I don't know.
00:18:10Maybe he's going to be around.
00:18:11Have you seen Jake?
00:18:12Um, I think he's around or something.
00:18:15Maybe upstairs.
00:18:16I don't know.
00:18:18Maybe he wants to go get my birthday present.
00:18:20That's probably where he went.
00:18:23Go roll.
00:18:26Liquid courage?
00:18:27Yeah.
00:18:28Atta girl.
00:18:29Vodka cranberry?
00:18:33It's really simple.
00:18:36Well, I guess it's now or never.
00:18:38I gotta go meet her dad.
00:18:40Sue?
00:18:41Are you okay?
00:18:42Sue?
00:18:43Relax.
00:18:45They're just nice.
00:18:47Okay, nothing to be scared of.
00:18:48Seriously.
00:18:49It's gonna be fine.
00:18:50Is Chris here?
00:18:50Is Chris here?
00:18:50Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:18:59No, he does not have gateways.
00:19:01I'm gonna prove it to you.
00:19:03I'm gonna do it.
00:19:09Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:19:12No, he does not have gateways.
00:19:15I'm gonna prove it to you.
00:19:16I'm gonna do it.
00:19:17Okay, I'm gonna do this.
00:19:19Good luck.
00:19:22Hey, you can do this.
00:19:24Just act like a slut.
00:19:28Just pretend...
00:19:30You're Lex.
00:19:37Yeah, my favorite chapter is Solomon Gmore.
00:19:40Chris.
00:19:42Hi.
00:19:43Can I talk to you?
00:19:45Uh-huh.
00:19:46Uh-uh.
00:19:47In private?
00:19:48No.
00:20:01Hey, Lexi.
00:20:02Hey, Lexi.
00:20:03What?
00:20:04Chris.
00:20:06You're so sexy.
00:20:09Ever since you played Jesus at camp, I've just...
00:20:12I've known that we were meant to be together.
00:20:13And I really want to...
00:20:18Oh!
00:20:18What are you doing?
00:20:20Is that wrong?
00:20:21Sue!
00:20:21What's gotten into you?
00:20:23Nothing.
00:20:23I'm sorry.
00:20:24I don't know how to do this.
00:20:26Sue.
00:20:28Sue.
00:20:29Sue.
00:20:29Sue.
00:20:31I understand these urges.
00:20:35And, you know, I like you too.
00:20:39Really?
00:20:40You do?
00:20:41I do.
00:20:41I really do.
00:20:42I do.
00:20:43I've devoted a lot of my life to one certain man.
00:20:56Right.
00:20:57Lexi said you were...
00:20:58Jesus.
00:20:59Oh.
00:21:00Batman.
00:21:01Of course.
00:21:03What did you think?
00:21:04Oh, nothing.
00:21:04So we can still do this, then?
00:21:08Oh, Sue.
00:21:10You know, for me, when I think about that man who died for our sins, when I think about him up there on that cross, so helpless, yet so muscular, with his strong thighs crossed over each other so delicately.
00:21:33Delicately beneath that ragged loincloth, so sweaty, beneath that ragged loincloth, growing so hot, so sweaty, beneath that hot, hot sun.
00:21:44And I just feel such compassion.
00:21:47I think about those things, too.
00:21:50So you understand why I can't do this?
00:21:54Not really.
00:21:56I just find it too hard.
00:21:57Or it is to give in to carnal pleasure when he sacrificed so much for us.
00:22:04So...
00:22:05I'm gonna go out there, right?
00:22:17Andy, we're gonna tell you through these on.
00:22:19Hey, Ty.
00:22:20Whoa!
00:22:22Have you seen Jake?
00:22:23Uh, no.
00:22:24No.
00:22:25All right.
00:22:26Focus, focus, focus, focus.
00:22:37Oh, there he is.
00:22:41Oh, he got me the puppy that I wanted.
00:22:43How could he?
00:23:00Sue, what happened?
00:23:02Did you guys do it?
00:23:04Sue?
00:23:05He doesn't want me.
00:23:07Because he's gay.
00:23:08No, he's not.
00:23:09He just really loves Jesus.
00:23:11Oh, come on, Sue.
00:23:13The only reason you even liked him is because you knew he was never a real possibility for you.
00:23:18Look, the only way you're looking to find out what kind of man you really want
00:23:22is to know what kind of woman you really are, deep inside.
00:23:28What?
00:23:28Come with me.
00:23:30Where?
00:23:31To meet your dark side.
00:23:39Out!
00:23:39Everyone out!
00:23:50Sue, it's time for you and your vagina to meet face to face.
00:23:54I really can't.
00:24:06I really don't think I can do this.
00:24:09I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:24:14I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:24:19Sue?
00:24:20Can you see it?
00:24:23Sue.
00:24:27I'm almost...
00:24:29I'm almost there.
00:24:33Oh!
00:24:35What?
00:24:37What?
00:24:37Sue, what happened?
00:24:38What did you see?
00:24:40A raccoon?
00:24:41What?
00:24:43You overshot it.
00:24:44Aim the mirror further up.
00:24:45I can't.
00:24:53Please don't make me do that again.
00:24:55Okay, fine.
00:24:56Fine.
00:24:57I didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice.
00:25:00What?
00:25:01You really need an orgasm.
00:25:04Honestly, I don't know how you expected to ever have sex with someone else when you've never
00:25:08even had it with yourself.
00:25:09This really has to be your first step.
00:25:11Lex, I'm waiting.
00:25:13Coming.
00:25:14Sue, my black vibrator is somewhere in the top drawer.
00:25:16Just find it and use it.
00:25:19Wait, what does the black vibrator look like?
00:25:21It's black.
00:25:22It vibrates.
00:25:25Come on, Rod.
00:25:26Let's go to Sue's room.
00:25:29And don't come back until you have at least one orgasm.
00:25:31Hey, cutie!
00:25:44Cutie!
00:25:49Booseye!
00:25:50Oh, yeah!
00:25:54Bang.
00:25:55Bang.
00:25:56Bang.
00:25:57Bang.
00:25:59Good boy.
00:26:00Straighten up.
00:26:01Good boy.
00:26:02Good boy.
00:26:04He knows over a hundred commands.
00:26:07I'm sorry.
00:26:08I can't see anything.
00:26:09That is not funny, Cheryl.
00:26:11What a bitch.
00:26:13Fortunately, when you're blind, you get used to things like that.
00:26:15Ah!
00:26:21Ah!
00:26:24Ah!
00:26:26Ah!
00:26:26Ah!
00:26:29Ah!
00:26:29Ah!
00:26:29Ah!
00:26:29Ah!
00:26:30Ah!
00:26:30Ah!
00:26:30Ah!
00:26:30Ah!
00:26:30Ah!
00:26:30Ah!
00:26:30Ah!
00:26:31Ah!
00:26:31Ah!
00:26:31Ah!
00:26:32Ah!
00:26:33Ah!
00:26:33Ah!
00:26:43Oh, shit!
00:26:48What's wrong with this thing?
00:26:49Ah!
00:26:50Ah!
00:26:50Ah!
00:26:51Oh, shit!
00:26:52Ah!
00:26:52Ah!
00:26:52Ah!
00:26:53Ah!
00:26:54Ah!
00:26:55Damn!
00:26:56Ah!
00:26:57Ah!
00:27:02Ah!
00:27:05Ah!
00:27:06Ah!
00:27:06Ah!
00:27:06Ah!
00:27:07Ah!
00:27:09Lexi, it's Jake.
00:27:12He was getting a blowjob by some pink-haired girl.
00:27:15For sure?
00:27:16I mean, I know I've been putting off having sex with him,
00:27:19so maybe it's my fault.
00:27:20That's no excuse. He's a dirtbag. How dare he?
00:27:24No, it's awful.
00:27:25I mean, I thought I was going to marry him.
00:27:33It's a text. It's from him.
00:27:35I can't bear myself to read it.
00:27:36Okay.
00:27:37Okay. Uh, he's looking for you.
00:27:39He wants to give you your birthday gift.
00:27:42Oh, I can't face him.
00:27:43Um, I have to go. I'm going.
00:27:45No, you can't just leave.
00:27:47Well, I can't stay and just pretend like nothing happened.
00:27:50I mean, maybe I should confront him.
00:27:52No. He'll either deny it or admit and promise never to do it again.
00:27:55Either way, it's bullshit. I see only one option.
00:28:00I'm leaving.
00:28:01Revenge sex.
00:28:02Re- I mean, what? What does that even mean?
00:28:04It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out, and you let Jake catch you.
00:28:11Revenge sex.
00:28:13Re- I mean, what? What does that even mean?
00:28:15It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out, and you let Jake catch you.
00:28:18But he- I mean, he doesn't even care. He doesn't even care about me. I mean, why would- he's just into other girls.
00:28:25Trust me, he'll care. Seriously, this is the worst thing you could do to him. To his ego. To screw someone else when you've never even had sex with him. Especially if it's with someone smarter, better looking, and with a bigger dick.
00:28:38No, I- I couldn't. Plus, I mean, there's- there's no one smarter and better looking.
00:28:46Eric! He's perfect!
00:28:48Eric Hall? Are you kidding? I mean, he wouldn't even be into me. He likes your type.
00:28:54Really? And what type is that?
00:28:56Slutty.
00:28:56Yeah. Trust me, he's amazing. I fooled around with him once. He has this great tongue, right?
00:29:03Oh, no. I could never fool around with somebody you fooled around with.
00:29:07Okay, then. Fine. We will find someone else. Someone that I haven't fooled around with.
00:29:16Okay, what does it matter that I fooled around with him? I mean, it's like you're not going to marry the guy.
00:29:21No, I just couldn't do it.
00:29:22Fine. If you want to live the rest of your life knowing that you had one chance to do the right thing,
00:29:28to make your boyfriend feel like a total, worthless piece of garbage,
00:29:31and possibly even scar him with the rest of his existence, and you chose not to do it,
00:29:35go ahead. But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:29:40I don't know.
00:29:43But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:29:47I don't know.
00:29:49Trust me. It's going to work.
00:29:51I will intercept Jake and get him upstairs.
00:30:00Hi, Cheryl.
00:30:01Okay, enough to chat.
00:30:03Oh, no.
00:30:15Hey.
00:30:17Happy birthday.
00:30:17Happy birthday.
00:30:18Thanks.
00:30:20Have you guys seen Jake?
00:30:42So, happy birthday.
00:30:50Do you know that most people think that the happy birthday song was from Britain?
00:30:56But it's actually from us.
00:30:57U.S.
00:30:59America?
00:31:02United States?
00:31:03I know where we live.
00:31:04Right.
00:31:05Of course.
00:31:09I know where we live.
00:31:11Right.
00:31:12Of course.
00:31:12Hey, Jesus, Eric, are you going to make your move or not?
00:31:20Oh, you want me to move?
00:31:21Yeah, no, I can totally move.
00:31:22I just...
00:31:23No, you're fine.
00:31:24Jake!
00:31:36So, Eric, do you want to do it or not?
00:31:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:31:43It?
00:31:44What, um...
00:31:45It?
00:31:45Like, monkey boning and, like, pigs in a blanket get real nasty?
00:31:52Oh, oh, you mean, like, uh, right now?
00:31:57I mean, well, yeah, you know, the sooner the better.
00:32:02Yeah, sure.
00:32:03I mean, yeah, of course.
00:32:04Um, I just never realized that you...
00:32:06I mean...
00:32:10It's just...
00:32:14You're so...
00:32:16You're so beautiful.
00:32:19Okay.
00:32:19Um...
00:32:20Uh, no cuisine.
00:32:23Right.
00:32:24Um, of course.
00:32:26Sorry.
00:32:29So, um...
00:32:30Do you want to unwrap me?
00:32:33Oh, wow.
00:32:34Uh, you're wrapped up like a Hot Pocket or a leftover macaroni and cheese.
00:32:39Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:32:41You, uh, you're fresh.
00:32:45Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:32:47You, uh, you're fresh.
00:32:50Organic.
00:32:51Yep.
00:32:54So, the wrap.
00:32:55Right.
00:32:56Um, where's the, uh...
00:32:59It's, uh, the end is...
00:33:01I just, like, right over here.
00:33:01Oh, yeah, here it is.
00:33:02Yeah.
00:33:02Uh, it's where I see it.
00:33:03Um, let me just, uh...
00:33:05Got it.
00:33:06Uh...
00:33:07Ow!
00:33:07Ow!
00:33:08Ow!
00:33:08Sorry!
00:33:08Sorry!
00:33:09Sorry!
00:33:09I, um...
00:33:10It's...
00:33:10It's okay.
00:33:11Do it again.
00:33:14Sorry.
00:33:14I, uh...
00:33:15I bite my nails, so it's a little difficult.
00:33:17You know what?
00:33:18Let me just lay on the bed.
00:33:21Okay.
00:33:21Uh, let me just see.
00:33:29Oh, here it is.
00:33:30I got it.
00:33:31All right.
00:33:31Just, um, pull it.
00:33:33Let me just...
00:33:34Oh, jeez.
00:33:38Uh, Cheryl, are you...
00:33:39You okay?
00:33:40Help!
00:33:40Help!
00:33:41Uh...
00:33:42Hey, Cheryl, are you okay?
00:33:45Oh, jeez.
00:33:52Well, that was stupid.
00:33:57Yeah.
00:33:58How are you doing tonight?
00:34:04Good.
00:34:05You having a good time?
00:34:06Yeah?
00:34:07Good?
00:34:07Jake!
00:34:08I think I saw Cheryl upstairs.
00:34:11What?
00:34:12I can't hear you.
00:34:14I need another beer.
00:34:16Chips are so damn salty.
00:34:17Jake!
00:34:17Sorry, we're...
00:34:18Upstairs.
00:34:20Yeah.
00:34:21Hold on.
00:34:22Take a piss.
00:34:23How much beer?
00:34:28Finally.
00:34:53Hey, uh...
00:34:55Why don't you get the blinds?
00:34:56Oh, no, no, no.
00:34:57No, no, no.
00:34:57Um, don't worry about it.
00:35:00What?
00:35:01I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:35:05Oh.
00:35:07Well, okay.
00:35:08Okay.
00:35:22Finally.
00:35:24I, uh...
00:35:25Let me just get the blinds.
00:35:26Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:35:28Um, don't worry about it.
00:35:30What?
00:35:31I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:35:36Oh.
00:35:38Well, okay.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:40Okay.
00:35:40Okay.
00:35:40Okay.
00:35:41I love you.
00:36:11What are you doing?
00:36:25Uh, I think it's time, you know, to do it.
00:36:33Um, not yet. More foreplay.
00:36:35Huh? Oh.
00:36:41It's so good.
00:36:45Oh.
00:36:47Yep.
00:36:48Oh, my God.
00:36:50Jaw, jaw, jaw.
00:36:51What? What? What?
00:36:52Ah, ah, oh.
00:36:54Ah, yeah.
00:36:56Lock jaw, lock jaw.
00:36:57Is that even a thing?
00:36:59I don't know.
00:37:02Ah.
00:37:03Are you okay?
00:37:06No, no, no, no, it's, uh, it's fine.
00:37:09I'm just, uh, I'm embarrassed.
00:37:12It's probably TMJ or fracture, swollen.
00:37:18You sure you're okay?
00:37:20Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
00:37:21Okay, great. Have fun.
00:37:22Oh.
00:37:28Now.
00:37:29Now, let's do it now.
00:37:30No, not yet, not yet.
00:37:34All right, I'm gonna come.
00:37:35I'm gonna come.
00:37:36Not yet, not yet.
00:37:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:39No, no, no, not yet.
00:37:40Lexi, Lexi, oh, shh.
00:37:42Oh.
00:37:46No, no, no, no, not yet.
00:37:47Lexi, Lexi, oh, shh.
00:37:50Oh.
00:37:51No means no.
00:37:53Huh? Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:37:54I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:37:55It's been a really long time,
00:37:56and I just, I haven't masturbated for anything.
00:37:59Oh, hey, Jake.
00:38:08How you doing?
00:38:10How's it going?
00:38:11Good.
00:38:12Eric?
00:38:13Come.
00:38:14Eric, help me.
00:38:15I'm glad I can't see anything.
00:38:18Excuse me.
00:38:22Cheryl's in here.
00:38:22What's up, bro?
00:38:29What the fuck is...
00:38:31Hey, wait!
00:38:34Lex, babe, still waiting.
00:38:42Oh, I'm sorry, I can't see.
00:38:44I'm blind.
00:38:46Damn it.
00:38:48I'm gonna say something to that bitch.
00:38:50Hey, you!
00:38:52You better stop making fun of the blind,
00:38:54or I'm gonna teach you a lesson.
00:38:59I'm so sorry!
00:39:00I'll never make fun of the blind again.
00:39:02Ah!
00:39:22Oh, man, no more water balloons.
00:39:28This party's ass.
00:39:32Yeah!
00:39:36This just isn't working.
00:39:38A wreck here.
00:39:40Nothing.
00:39:41What's the big deal about these vibrators anyway?
00:39:42I don't care if they have a lot of sticks.
00:39:46I don't care if they have a lot of sticks.
00:39:48Spark it up!
00:39:49All right!
00:39:49Yes!
00:39:50All right!
00:39:50Yes!
00:39:53Oh, man!
00:39:54I love this game!
00:39:55We need the controllers.
00:39:56We got to play.
00:39:57Here, here, here, here.
00:39:58Okay, let me find another one.
00:39:59Hurry, watch out!
00:40:00Come on!
00:40:01Woo!
00:40:02Woo!
00:40:04What is this?
00:40:05Oh, my God!
00:40:07Pew, pew, pew!
00:40:08Oh, man!
00:40:09Get that thing away!
00:40:10Jesus!
00:40:15Ah!
00:40:18Hey, dude, nice shot!
00:40:20Wasn't me!
00:40:25Whoa!
00:40:26Whoa!
00:40:27Nice!
00:40:27Nice!
00:40:28Are you sitting on there or something?
00:40:30Hey, you found the grenade launcher.
00:40:34Nice!
00:40:34Nice!
00:40:46Do you have the extra controller?
00:40:58Whoa!
00:41:00You are the controller!
00:41:02No, I just...
00:41:04I didn't...
00:41:05I swear...
00:41:06I...
00:41:07I...
00:41:08I...
00:41:09All right.
00:41:17Hey, Sue!
00:41:18No, I'm sorry.
00:41:19What's going on, man?
00:41:22It's okay.
00:41:23Hey, Sue!
00:41:24Hey, didn't you hear me calling you?
00:41:36Yeah, I just needed to...
00:41:39Um...
00:41:39Oh, sure.
00:41:41Listen, Sue, I...
00:41:44I was rethinking what I said earlier.
00:41:46You were?
00:41:48You mean...
00:41:49I...
00:41:50Yeah.
00:41:54So you think we should give it a try?
00:41:57Could we go get a drink?
00:42:01Wow, um, your toilet's really...
00:42:04Oh, you...
00:42:06Do you know what?
00:42:07I gotta go.
00:42:08Um, happy birthday.
00:42:09Uh, no, hurry!
00:42:10No, there wasn't!
00:42:11I didn't...
00:42:12Oh, God, never mind.
00:42:13This was the worst idea ever.
00:42:28Never going to have sex.
00:42:30Ow.
00:42:31Hello?
00:42:51A little attention here.
00:42:53Oh, yeah.
00:42:53Sorry.
00:42:59Lex.
00:43:00Don't be selfish.
00:43:02All right.
00:43:03Sorry.
00:43:15Ugh.
00:43:16Jeez.
00:43:17Who invented this stupid position, anyway?
00:43:20Too much fucking multitasking.
00:43:23Screw it.
00:43:30Have you ever saw me see you?
00:43:30Huh?
00:43:32Uh...
00:43:32Ha-ha-ha!
00:43:35Ha-ha!
00:43:43Ha-ha!
00:43:48Ha-ha-ha!
00:43:53Oh!
00:43:55Oh!
00:43:56Oh!
00:43:57Oh!
00:43:57Ah!
00:43:57Oh, no, that was bad.
00:44:06That was so bad.
00:44:19Joanna, do you know a guy named JJ?
00:44:25I think that guy's name starts with a J.
00:44:27Hey, does your name start with a J?
00:44:34Yes, it does.
00:44:36So you're JJ?
00:44:38Uh-oh.
00:44:38I don't know.
00:44:39I don't know.
00:44:39I don't know.
00:44:40I'm taking this fall through, it shouldn't, yes, I'm completely concerned, come and freeze at the meeting.
00:45:00Hello, welcome to 1-900-CONFESS. Would you like a priest or a nun today?
00:45:05A nun.
00:45:06Please punch in your credit card number.
00:45:10Please hold.
00:45:14Oh, thank goodness.
00:45:191-900-CONFESSION, how may I be of service?
00:45:21It's been one day since my last confession. I accuse myself of the following sins.
00:45:26One day?
00:45:29Ow!
00:45:34Is that too long?
00:45:35I would have come this morning, but it's my 18th birthday.
00:45:38Go on.
00:45:39Uh, okay, well, I've been touching myself inappropriately. Well, actually, I didn't know a washing machine did.
00:45:45What's her problem?
00:45:47A washing machine touched her.
00:45:49Well, you know, I sat on a washing machine and, well.
00:45:53All right, freak, time's up.
00:45:55What? But what do I do?
00:45:57Just unplug the thing.
00:45:59No, but I think I might have had an orgasm.
00:46:02Well, then be happy. You found the perfect man.
00:46:05I'm serious.
00:46:06Look, honey, you seem like a nice young lady, so...
00:46:11I'll tell you this.
00:46:13Masturbation isn't a sin.
00:46:15No contritions?
00:46:17You broke no covenant with God. It's not in the Bible.
00:46:21So the washing machine could touch me anytime? Like morning, afternoon, night?
00:46:27Yes, and other things can touch you.
00:46:30Accidental masturbation is not a sin.
00:46:33Neither is intentional masturbation.
00:46:36Huh.
00:46:37God's pretty cool that way.
00:46:39He sure is.
00:46:40Now run along.
00:46:44Wow.
00:46:45How do you know all that?
00:46:47Because I'm a nun.
00:46:48Now eat my pussy, bitch.
00:46:51Huh. Accidental masturbation.
00:46:53Who'da think?
00:47:03Revenge sex.
00:47:04What a stupid fucking idea.
00:47:07God, I'm getting out of here.
00:47:10Yeah, admit it.
00:47:11I've got no game.
00:47:13I guess I can scare you.
00:47:15I mean, I guess I'm a beautiful woman.
00:47:19Fucking douchebag.
00:47:22Damn it.
00:47:24Now I have to get laid if it's the last thing I do.
00:47:26You go, girl.
00:47:28What?
00:47:31What are you doing here?
00:47:33We needed someplace private.
00:47:35But hey, listen.
00:47:36If you're serious about getting laid.
00:47:38Yeah?
00:47:39If you want someone great.
00:47:40I mean, really, the best ever.
00:47:44No offense.
00:47:45Frank.
00:47:46Frank.
00:47:47The blind guy.
00:47:48Really?
00:47:49I'm telling you, he's amazing.
00:47:52I had food sex with him a few weeks ago.
00:47:54It was like nothing I've ever experienced before.
00:47:58It was like we used all our senses.
00:48:00Everything.
00:48:02If you're interested, I'll set it up.
00:48:06All right.
00:48:14What about him?
00:48:15Jeremy.
00:48:17Oh, yeah, I know Jeremy.
00:48:19Hey, I think I fooled around with him once.
00:48:21I didn't know his last name, though.
00:48:23It's Jones.
00:48:25Jeremy Jones.
00:48:27This all makes sense.
00:48:28Excuse me.
00:48:30Jeremy.
00:48:32Hi.
00:48:34Who's on the phone?
00:48:35Oh, that's my new girlfriend.
00:48:37You'll meet her.
00:48:38She'll be here in like an hour.
00:48:39Wait, you have a girlfriend?
00:48:53Oh.
00:48:55Hi, Frank.
00:48:56Sit.
00:49:00Oh, you meant...
00:49:02You meant the dog.
00:49:05Relax.
00:49:07You need to relax and calm down.
00:49:09Oh, I'm... I'm relaxed. I'm fine.
00:49:21Then why are you biting your nail?
00:49:23I'm not.
00:49:27How did you know that?
00:49:30Corner.
00:49:34Sit.
00:49:37Roll over.
00:49:40Oh, you mean me.
00:49:44Roll over.
00:49:48Oh, you mean me.
00:49:50Oh, how do you...
00:49:51How do you want me to...
00:49:53Just lay down.
00:50:05I shouldn't even be doing this, but...
00:50:07Considering it a teachable moment.
00:50:10Okay.
00:50:13Oh.
00:50:16See me with your hands.
00:50:21All right.
00:50:22Uh...
00:50:23Uh...
00:50:30You know, I should really...
00:50:31I have a boyfriend and I shouldn't be doing this.
00:50:33Really.
00:50:34More...
00:50:35I love.
00:50:36How do you know?
00:50:37Oh.
00:50:46Mmm, peanut butter!
00:50:47and butter.
00:51:02Frank, Frank.
00:51:03Oh.
00:51:07Oh, Frank.
00:51:17You know what, ma'am?
00:51:32Dude, give me two.
00:51:34My chips, old boy.
00:51:35Dude, give me two, ma'am.
00:51:37My chips.
00:51:38Dude.
00:51:39My chips.
00:51:39Dude, give me two.
00:51:41My chips?
00:51:42Guys, why are you making such a mess?
00:51:45Sorry.
00:51:46Sorry.
00:51:54It's just a case of accidental masturbation.
00:51:57That's all.
00:52:01Come on, let me do this.
00:52:03Go away.
00:52:04I got it.
00:52:05No, really, please.
00:52:05I want to go.
00:52:09Okay, everybody out.
00:52:12Leave.
00:52:12I have to back you.
00:52:16You're not even getting the chips.
00:52:27They're over here.
00:52:29I see some dust over here, so...
00:52:33It's just so much dust on this floor.
00:52:38It's a dirty floor.
00:52:40It's such a dirty, dirty floor.
00:52:45It hurts.
00:53:03Okay...
00:53:03Oh, yeah.
00:53:04Oh, all right.
00:53:06I think I got all that.
00:53:08I'm just going to...
00:53:09I'll see you at home.
00:53:19Frankie!
00:53:21Oh, my...
00:53:22What was that?
00:53:23What?
00:53:25Fucking shit.
00:53:26Man, we gotta smoke.
00:53:27Oh, we can smoke in here.
00:53:30Stop.
00:53:31Frank, stop teasing Frank.
00:53:34Oh, shit.
00:53:35I'm sorry, man.
00:53:36We're just looking for a place to finish this roach.
00:53:38All right, I heard something.
00:53:39Do you want to join us?
00:53:41No, I might.
00:53:41Come on, you gotta do it.
00:53:43Come on.
00:53:44Seriously, guys.
00:53:45What's your dog, man?
00:53:46What's it like being blinded?
00:53:47It's tripping.
00:53:52Frank?
00:53:54Frank, are we going to do something soon?
00:53:58Bro, you are too funny.
00:54:02Thanks, man.
00:54:03Oh, this is some good stuff.
00:54:05I haven't smoked since junior high.
00:54:06Dude, I haven't stopped smoking since junior high.
00:54:09Wait, wait, wait.
00:54:10I feel like I was supposed to be doing something.
00:54:15Damn, I really can't remember.
00:54:16This is some good shit.
00:54:17Oh, no.
00:54:23You're the devil.
00:54:38No more.
00:54:39JJ, Jeremy, you have to remember that amazing time we had together, don't you?
00:54:48Please.
00:54:49Lex, I can't.
00:54:52I mean, I got a girlfriend.
00:54:53I really like this girl.
00:54:55Fine.
00:54:55It's just so sad because I'm wearing this coupless bra and I also have on crotchless panties with just a little string of pearl in front for extra stimulation.
00:55:09We've got like 30 minutes before she gets here.
00:55:17Perfect.
00:55:21Before she gets here.
00:55:22Perfect.
00:55:23Let's do it.
00:55:35Let's do it.
00:55:35Fuck me.
00:55:36Fuck me now.
00:55:41What?
00:55:42What's wrong?
00:55:43I can't.
00:55:44I can't get it in.
00:55:46It's too dry down there.
00:55:47It's like a desert down there.
00:55:49It's sandpaper.
00:55:50It's just, okay, I get the picture.
00:55:53Just try it again.
00:55:56No.
00:55:57Why is this happening?
00:55:59We fooled around before.
00:56:01I was dripping wet.
00:56:02I came like four times, remember?
00:56:04Just do what you did then.
00:56:05Go on.
00:56:06I already did my thing.
00:56:07I already tried.
00:56:09What?
00:56:10What is different this time?
00:56:13I don't know.
00:56:14Last time, I honestly don't even know what you're talking about.
00:56:20What?
00:56:22You're not JJ?
00:56:24But your name is Jeremy Jones.
00:56:26How can you not be JJ?
00:56:28Who the hell is this JJ?
00:56:31Where are you going?
00:56:32We're not done here.
00:56:34I can still do this.
00:56:35I just need a little bit of foreplay.
00:56:36I can do this.
00:56:38I don't need JJ.
00:56:39I don't need anyone else.
00:56:40We can do this.
00:56:43Go team.
00:56:44What?
00:56:48Just keep going.
00:56:52Jeremy.
00:56:53Shit.
00:56:56Jeremy.
00:57:04Where's Jeremy?
00:57:05Hi.
00:57:07We were just, you know, from here.
00:57:08Hey, babe.
00:57:11Just working out.
00:57:16How could you, you bastard?
00:57:21You might want to...
00:57:22What?
00:57:24What?
00:57:25What?
00:57:29Mariela!
00:57:30Mariela!
00:57:31You know, those aren't mine.
00:57:34At least not all of them.
00:57:35What is wrong with you?
00:57:41What is wrong with you?
00:57:44You used to be so pure.
00:57:47Well, no more.
00:57:47That's it.
00:57:49Really, that's the last one.
00:58:01Come on, man.
00:58:05Cheryl.
00:58:19Cheryl?
00:58:24What is it?
00:58:25What are you doing down here?
00:58:28Waiting for everyone to leave so I can sneak out and get far, far away from here.
00:58:32What?
00:58:32Why?
00:58:34Nothing.
00:58:34Just this lying guy and his dog and...
00:58:38Honey, it's going to be okay.
00:58:41No, it's not okay.
00:58:43God.
00:58:44And you know whose fault it is?
00:58:46I'm sorry.
00:58:47It's Jake's.
00:58:48Jake's fault.
00:58:49That lying cheating bastard.
00:58:52Yes.
00:58:53He is such a dickwad.
00:58:54You need to confront him.
00:58:56Yeah.
00:58:57Yeah, I need to confront him.
00:58:58I mean, it's my birthday, and where is he anyway?
00:59:01Like, why isn't he hanging out with me?
00:59:03You know, you just call him here and give him a big piece of your mind.
00:59:06Yeah, a big piece.
00:59:07A big old chunk of my mind.
00:59:09A big piece of it.
00:59:10Yeah.
00:59:11You know, you might want to...
00:59:13You need to look hot while you break up with him.
00:59:16Yeah, you're right.
00:59:18Why am I wearing a sheet?
00:59:20No.
00:59:20I'm sorry.
00:59:28I'm sorry.
00:59:29I get shy around beautiful women like you.
00:59:34I got no game.
00:59:41It's not important.
00:59:42Hey, um...
00:59:55Eric, I can't talk right now.
00:59:57No, no, no.
00:59:57I really need to talk to you.
00:59:59Really, Eric, I can't right now, so...
01:00:01No, no, no, no.
01:00:02I just wanted to say I'm sorry about earlier,
01:00:05and I'm just embarrassed,
01:00:07and I want to make it up to you.
01:00:08Eric, really?
01:00:09I don't care.
01:00:10It's fine.
01:00:11No, but I do.
01:00:12I mean, I do.
01:00:13I care.
01:00:15I haven't known how to tell you,
01:00:18maybe because, I don't know,
01:00:19I'm a little shy.
01:00:20But I was wondering, or hoping,
01:00:23that we could go out sometime.
01:00:27Soon.
01:00:28Because I'm going to be leaving for a little while,
01:00:29and it would be nice to go out.
01:00:31Really?
01:00:32Eric, you're shy.
01:00:33You have no game.
01:00:36No, not really.
01:00:39Yeah, no, I can't do this.
01:00:40Sorry.
01:00:40Okay.
01:00:44Okay.
01:00:45All right.
01:00:46I, uh...
01:00:49Happy birthday, then.
01:01:01Oh, I'm sorry.
01:01:02I was trying to kiss you.
01:01:03Here I come, baby.
01:01:25Get ready for your big birthday surprise.
01:01:27Oh, Eric, stop.
01:01:31Um, we can't do this.
01:01:33Oh, God damn it.
01:01:34Not again.
01:01:34Oh, no, um...
01:01:35Honey, happy...
01:01:38What the fuck is this?
01:01:40Who the hell are you, dude?
01:01:41Okay, guys, don't.
01:01:46Cheryl.
01:01:47Baby.
01:01:48What is this?
01:01:49Oh, jeez, Cheryl.
01:01:52You're...
01:01:52I've been looking for you all night,
01:01:55and you've been...
01:01:56Oh, man, no wonder I couldn't find you.
01:01:58You couldn't find me?
01:02:00What about all those girls' vaginas you were in,
01:02:03or your penis getting sucked?
01:02:05Cheryl, honey.
01:02:06No, no.
01:02:07We can work this out.
01:02:08Baby, I love you.
01:02:10Jake, no, you have to go.
01:02:11Baby, I'll be faithful from now on, please.
01:02:13I promise.
01:02:14No, Jake, I can't do this.
01:02:15I'm sorry.
01:02:17Cheryl, come on.
01:02:17No, Jake, please, just go, just go.
01:02:20I'm sorry.
01:02:21You're a heartless bitch!
01:02:23How can you do it?
01:02:24Yay!
01:02:25You did it.
01:02:26I am so proud of you.
01:02:27You got your revenge sex.
01:02:29You left him in your shell of a man.
01:02:31Revenge sex?
01:02:34It's really not what it sounds like at all.
01:02:36Right.
01:02:38That all makes sense now.
01:02:41Wow, I feel really stupid.
01:02:44Eric, I'm really...
01:02:45I'm really sorry.
01:02:46Cheryl, I really liked you.
01:02:50And you used me.
01:02:52Eric, please don't go.
01:02:53Please, Eric!
01:02:56Aren't you happy?
01:02:58Well, no, that's not exactly how it's supposed to feel like.
01:03:02You mean the sex?
01:03:03Was it...
01:03:04Yeah?
01:03:04No, we didn't quite do it.
01:03:06Oh.
01:03:07You know, I couldn't seem to do it either.
01:03:09Really?
01:03:09I just never found the right guy.
01:03:11Or guys.
01:03:12Anyway, we better get downstairs.
01:03:15People are starting to leave.
01:03:17I wonder how Sue did.
01:03:26I can't believe she dumped me, man.
01:03:31This is bullshit.
01:03:32I'm out of here.
01:03:40Yeah!
01:03:41He has good hair, though.
01:03:46Don't you puke on me.
01:03:49Don't puke on my car, either.
01:03:50Oh, Sue, are you all right?
01:04:06Was it from sex?
01:04:07Did you pop your cork?
01:04:08I don't think so.
01:04:09Not with the guy, anyway.
01:04:11Oh, don't ask.
01:04:13Every possible object...
01:04:15It's like every mechanical thing.
01:04:16It was like Transformers.
01:04:19They just all became vibrators.
01:04:21I told you.
01:04:23It's addicting.
01:04:25So what about Chris?
01:04:27Well, last time I saw him,
01:04:28he was running away through your life.
01:04:29I told you he was gay.
01:04:30No.
01:04:31Well, I think I'm just...
01:04:33Oh, cramp.
01:04:35Oh.
01:04:36Oh, I think it's broken.
01:04:38So wait.
01:04:40None of us cashed an RV card.
01:04:42Oh, Joanna, you're so sweet.
01:04:49So I was gonna go grab some food.
01:04:51Can I go?
01:04:52No.
01:04:53I think...
01:04:55I think I should finish up here.
01:04:57Did you ever find that guy you were looking for?
01:04:59No.
01:05:01I don't know.
01:05:02For some reason, I just realized
01:05:03he needs to be my first.
01:05:06Or something.
01:05:07Why?
01:05:08Do you know him?
01:05:09Sort of.
01:05:10Oh.
01:05:11Well, hey, if you happen to run into him,
01:05:13tell him I'd like to see him again.
01:05:21Love him.
01:05:22Shut it.
01:05:22You wanna do it?
01:05:23I don't wanna hear it from you.
01:05:24You wanna get married?
01:05:25You wanna do it?
01:05:25All right, all right, all right.
01:05:26All right.
01:05:26All right.
01:05:40No.
01:05:41No way.
01:05:55Oh well, there's always next year.
01:06:25It's you.
01:06:36I've been waiting for you, J.J.
01:06:41Joanna.
01:06:55I've been waiting for you.
01:07:23And when the heat is on, you'll never take it away.
01:07:32Give me a robot no more.
01:07:38And when the heat is on...
01:07:41Wow.
01:07:43That's amazing.
01:07:46Yeah, I didn't know I had it in me.
01:07:49I guess something inspired me.
01:07:52He really captured his expression and his eyes.
01:07:55Yeah, even that little callic he has in his hair.
01:08:00Whose?
01:08:01Eric's.
01:08:02Well, it's him, right?
01:08:05Oh.
01:08:07Yeah.
01:08:08I have to go see him.
01:08:15Well, I think you know what we should do.
01:08:17One-nine-hundred confess.
01:08:30Sister Terese?
01:08:32Yeah, hon, there was a problem with your credit card.
01:08:35I just need the last three numbers in the back.
01:08:38Oh, sure.
01:08:39Oh!
01:08:40It's 271.
01:08:42Um, sister, I know this isn't a confession, but can I ask your opinion on something?
01:08:47Do you think if you do something bad that God will forgive you?
01:08:51Like, take you back?
01:08:53Sure, hon.
01:08:54Why not?
01:08:55As long as you're on the right path.
01:08:57Well, how do you know if you're on that path?
01:09:00I always look for some kind of sign from the universe.
01:09:05Something to let me know that it's all gonna be okay.
01:09:09Sister?
01:09:10Can I get up now?
01:09:12I really gotta pee.
01:09:13No!
01:09:14Hush your trap!
01:09:17Okay, honey.
01:09:18I really need to get back to work, but call back any time.
01:09:21I will.
01:09:22Thanks.
01:09:27Sister?
01:09:28Shut up, or I'll punish you hard, you sheep fucker!
01:09:46Eric, wait.
01:09:50Cheryl?
01:09:53Eric, um, look, I am so sorry about everything.
01:09:57I was trying to have revenge sex with you.
01:10:00At the beginning, but then at the end, I wasn't.
01:10:03I just didn't want to do that with you.
01:10:06The revenge part, not the sex part.
01:10:09Um, I, I do want to go out with you.
01:10:14And I didn't realize that until this morning.
01:10:17I mean, you're a completely different guy than Jake is, and he's all over these-
01:10:21Eric!
01:10:22Okay.
01:10:23Come on, I gotta get going.
01:10:25Oh.
01:10:26Wow.
01:10:27Um, Cheryl, uh, this is my sister Tina.
01:10:30Tina?
01:10:31Cheryl.
01:10:32Hi!
01:10:33Nice to meet you.
01:10:37Uh, so, um, do you mind if I call you in a few days?
01:10:42When I get back?
01:10:43Yeah.
01:10:44Sure.
01:10:50Oh.
01:10:51Sorry.
01:10:52No kissing.
01:10:53Right.
01:10:54No, kissing.
01:10:55Oh.
01:10:56Hey, did you ever, uh, get those flowers I sent you?
01:11:13I, I don't even care that you hooked up a plexi.
01:11:18Wait, what?
01:11:19I never did that.
01:11:21I mean, you don't have to lie about it.
01:11:23She told me all about your pierced tongue.
01:11:30She must have me mixed up with someone else.
01:11:33I wonder who it was.
01:11:51At least this birthday's over.
01:12:06Dear Lord, please forgive me.
01:12:09I mean, if you could just, I don't know, like, send me a sign?
01:12:14Oh.
01:12:18Oh.
01:12:21Oh.
01:12:26excuse me excuse me do you know where the church is it's on fountain street um yeah that's the
01:12:51church i go to or used to go to um it's straight up that way and then left
01:12:56thank you you're more than welcome to come with me if you like oh well i don't know
01:13:04well that's pretty powerful oh 250 horsepower 225 pounds of torque like i said you're more than
01:13:20welcome to lap on i don't think so but thanks what's your name sue what's yours jesus really
01:13:31maybe i could use a ride
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