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00:00我真的不知道
00:01我的天啊
00:04不然我
00:05我不是
00:07對我身上
00:11你不想到我
00:12你不想到我
00:13你不想到我
00:14我想到你
00:23你不想到我
00:25我心想到我
00:26你不想到我
00:27我心想到他
00:28我都在做
00:30阿布
00:31阿布
00:32阿布
00:33阿布
00:34阿布
00:42你不可以 follow
00:44
00:47一會
00:51阿布
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01:00阿布
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01:03阿布
01:04大家看一下這個超市啊
01:06他賣的板子一全部都是爛的
01:08全部都是蟲洞
01:10所以剩下的全部都是爛的
01:11因為好人都為我買了
01:12因為好人都為我買了
01:17那個點子成啊
01:18他奶衰的
01:19都不壞
01:23孔雀良靡
01:25他沒有
01:26
01:28他沒有
01:29他沒有
01:30他沒有
01:31他沒有
01:32不然
01:34他沒有
01:35烏龍
01:36我媽的
01:37他沒有
01:39他沒有
01:40他沒有
01:41他沒有
01:42我媽的
01:43你怕他
01:44你怕他
01:45他沒有
01:46我允许你亲吻我的双手
02:16你一个有男人味的看起来不像老手的
02:19你看这设几个
02:20你看看来
02:21你发多少个
02:23我儿子也有
02:24你给我啊
02:26我给你啊
02:27哈哈
02:28一的孩子就决定了
02:308的孩子
02:31这不是个问题的
02:33我们在这些地方
02:35各位
02:36啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
02:44判断
02:53тя females
02:56啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
03:01lawsuit
03:04不知道
03:08
03:09
03:09Gordon
03:11祝你
03:27
03:40我们要做个有素质的
03:42你瞧瞧老挞
03:49这是啥
03:50这是啥
04:20这是啥
04:50这是啥
04:52这是啥
04:54这是啥
04:56是啥
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06:00是啥
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06:30是啥
06:32是啥
06:34是啥
06:36你說
06:42
06:44哎呀
06:46你真�ente
06:48你 sprint
06:52哇 这个女的胸好大
07:06好球
07:17你是来找丢地球的吗
07:23修车
07:25你要找队人像这种车把歪的
07:28到其他师傅那里
07:29你就需要更换一个
07:31你到我这里
07:36准备
07:38我看你
07:39
07:41怕什么
07:42打啊
07:45在那里
07:47我看你
07:48我看你
07:50天没看
07:52打啊
07:52
07:53
07:53我看她
07:55
07:56
07:59我看她
08:04我很喜欢
08:05谢谢
08:06It's okay, take your time
08:08I know you're busy
08:10Give me a hug
08:12Oh my God
08:14Oh my God
08:16Oh my God
08:18Oh my God
08:20Oh my God
08:22Oh my God
08:24Oh my God
08:26Oh my God
08:28Oh my God
08:30Oh my God
08:32Oh my God
08:34Yeah
08:36I just sent my doctor doing a
08:38I lost all the show
08:40I don't want to
08:42I can't do it
08:44I can't do it
08:46I can't do it
08:48I can't do it
08:50I can't do it
08:54I can't do it
08:56I can't do it
08:58I can't do it
09:00I can't do it
09:02Oh my God, tell me everything
09:04We like stars, yeah, baby, they'll smile on us
09:06Look at everybody camping out with their ridiculous
09:07All up in the headlines, me in the white suit
09:09But little gossip, girl, Blake Lively
09:11I don't know where they're getting their nose
09:15But I'm not mad, tonight it comes true
09:19Ooh, it's got some rumors
09:20I've got some rumors with you
09:23With you, with you, with you
09:25I wanna start some rumors with you
09:27I wanna start some rumors with you
09:31I wanna start some rumors with you
09:33I wanna start some rumors with you
09:35I wanna start some rumors with you
09:38I wanna start some rumors with you
09:40I wanna start some rumors with you
09:42I don't have a driver's license, but I've never been in an accident
09:59You never had one or anything you knew
10:02You never had a driver's license, but I didn't know
10:03I didn't even Nee, I didn't know
10:04I didn't know
10:05I didn't know
10:06How did you, Uber or like it?
10:08I wanna start some rumors
10:09I wanna start some rumors
10:10I wanna start some rumors
10:11I wanna start some rumors
10:12I wanna start some rumors
10:13You're real rumors, right?
10:14Guys, can you keep it down? I'm trying to sleep
10:17Can I help you?
10:19I can't get back to my dog
10:20Oh, really?
10:21What did it look like?
10:22我看你
10:52I got mad tonight
10:54When you see shit like this
10:56It means a car's been in an accident
11:19We can take off
11:22嗯?
11:22很高嗎?
11:23哈哈哈
11:25rumors
11:26uh huh
11:26yeah we the topic of the town
11:28we might as well
11:29so now it ain't no rumor
11:31uh huh
11:32no it ain't no rumor
11:33yeah
11:34they caught us hooking up all in my way
11:36man I need a sense that shit
11:38now you're telling us
11:39blowin up like
11:40hiya
11:41oh my god
11:42we're gonna see the last song
11:43you're gonna see the last song
11:44look at everybody came out with their binoculars
11:46all up in their head last me
11:47you know why
11:48little gossip girl like love me
11:50I don't know what it getting into
11:53but I'm not mad
11:55if tonight it comes true
11:57all when it gets out for me
11:58everyone needs a cenote
12:00ain't a boner
12:01okay
12:15uh
12:16yuh
12:17你看
12:18看着死亡了
12:21还掉还掉
12:26把手机打磨好喝
12:29这是一张纸
12:36这是一瓶水
12:38我把纸放到这个水上面
12:40然后我把它钻过来
12:43应该是像什么电像
12:45哎哟你也搞
12:47哎哟你也搞
12:47哎哟你也搞
12:50哎哟你也搞

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