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00:00:00yes i know my last payment is half of what i owe okay but i promise i'll get it in by the end of
00:00:13the week oh i'm gonna need a raise fast so how you feeling after the great gavin won the tillman
00:00:24proposal oh don't even mention it and great isn't exactly the word i'd use for that nepo baby
00:00:30tell me how you really feel i mean some of us actually do the work to get the job done
00:00:35and others like gavin just use friends and dirty tactics doing proposals what nepo baby
00:00:44speak of the devil
00:00:55you know i'm offended well actually in a second though i'm not because i don't really care about
00:01:06the opinions of my lesser competition and that's why you leave
00:01:14bye tony that's your competition huh huh pretty sure i landed that massive deal with dennison
00:01:23just two weeks ago remember that i like to call that a lucky brink well we'll see how lucky you
00:01:30are when mr hartley announces his resignation and names me ceo my first order of business firing
00:01:36you well good luck because everybody in this office knows that job is mine
00:01:50report to the board room for an important meeting
00:02:06thank you thank you thank you thank you all i appreciate it very much thank you well
00:02:26i i know that you all are very busy so i will not take up a whole lot of your time today really i'm just
00:02:32here to make a small announcement i have decided that i am going to retire within the next three months
00:02:45i know it's sad i know so the search for the new ceo of hartley industries will begin immediately
00:02:55that position is mine
00:03:02in other news i wanted to let you all know that the merger with the las vegas company has finally
00:03:11gone through it has happened ladies and gentlemen thank you all so very much for your your time and
00:03:17your hard work you've all done an extraordinary job so thank you i appreciate it and uh on that note
00:03:23uh we'll let that go for today you're all dismissed thank you very much uh except gavin and um victoria
00:03:30can you come see me for a moment please thank you
00:03:36so it will probably come as no surprise to either of you that you are my two best employees
00:03:43thank you and you both did extraordinary work on the vegas deal so i feel like it's time for a little
00:03:49celebration okay there you go
00:03:58uh what is this that is your celebration and all expenses paid trip to las vegas yes thank you
00:04:19so
00:04:28Hey, Gavin, looks like your last year of competition has arrived.
00:04:53Well, I only said that to make her feel better.
00:04:56There's no competition when you're at the top.
00:04:59I got this for you.
00:05:02That's so kind.
00:05:03Isn't that nice?
00:05:04I love that kind of thoughtfulness in an employee.
00:05:07Gavin, hello. Are you enjoying yourself?
00:05:10Yes, of course.
00:05:11I mean, this party's way better than the one that you threw after the calendar deal, right?
00:05:15Can I offer you both a drink?
00:05:17That'll be lovely.
00:05:26Oops.
00:05:27Oh, my God.
00:05:28I'm sorry. That was a mistake.
00:05:29Um, why are you just standing here? Why don't you go help her?
00:05:43Well, that's the last thing I want to do, but I gotta keep the boss happy.
00:05:48There's a promotion on the line.
00:05:50Yes.
00:05:51Oh.
00:05:52What the hell are you doing?
00:05:56Uh, I-
00:05:57You're peeping at me like some weird peeping Tom?
00:05:59No. Um, no.
00:06:01I came to try to help you, and I try to knock first.
00:06:05Bullshit.
00:06:06You came here to save face, Gavin.
00:06:08Save face?
00:06:10Save face about what?
00:06:11You did that on purpose, Gavin.
00:06:13You had to humiliate me in front of the new employees, the investors, and our boss.
00:06:18Okay.
00:06:19Listen.
00:06:20I swear.
00:06:21I did not do that on purpose, okay?
00:06:22You did it to yourself, actually.
00:06:31Get the hell out.
00:06:33This is Vegas, but it's not a strip club.
00:06:39Dude, Cornelius is not impressed.
00:06:41You need to find a way to make it up to Victoria, or you can kiss any possibility of that CEO position to buy.
00:06:47Give me this.
00:06:48Go.
00:06:49Just go.
00:06:56Peace offering?
00:07:00And then it happened.
00:07:02Why don't you keep, like, six feet away from me, alright?
00:07:05I've just barely got the stains out of my dress.
00:07:07I don't need you to clumsily spill another drink on me.
00:07:10Okay.
00:07:11First of all, that's not what I meant.
00:07:12Oh, yeah.
00:07:13Well, I guess what this is about is you psyching up to Cornelius because he just gave you the riot act for what you just did, isn't it?
00:07:19Um, no.
00:07:22Yeah, okay.
00:07:23Well, I doubt that, but I'll never turn down a free drink.
00:07:26Okay, wait, hold on a second.
00:07:27Listen.
00:07:28I'm sorry.
00:07:29Okay, I didn't mean to...
00:07:32Excuse me.
00:07:33Hello?
00:07:34Hello?
00:07:35I know I said by the end of the week, but I'm just waiting for the bank to clear the hold.
00:07:50Please give me more time.
00:08:00Trouble in paradise.
00:08:02Mind your business, Gavin.
00:08:04Listen, if you need financial help, I can...
00:08:06You're the last person that I'd go to.
00:08:10This is all just a game to you.
00:08:13What is?
00:08:14This job.
00:08:17You don't need it.
00:08:19You don't need money, Gavin.
00:08:21You use all these stupid games and dirty little tricks to get contracts.
00:08:25You don't realize the people that you're hurting in the process.
00:08:28Okay, you know what?
00:08:29You don't know a fucking thing about me first, so you should probably stop being so judgmental
00:08:33and realize you're not the only person on this planet that's something going wrong with them.
00:08:37Enough!
00:08:38What is going on here?
00:08:39Will you two keep your voices down, please?
00:08:41Please, I did not invite you here in order to cause a C.
00:08:45Cool it!
00:08:46Sorry Miss Harley.
00:08:47Sorry Miss Harley.
00:08:48Not another word.
00:08:55Way to go.
00:08:56You started that.
00:09:00Okay, all right.
00:09:01All right.
00:09:02Thank you, thank you all very much.
00:09:04Welcome, welcome.
00:09:05This is a huge deal for Hartley Industries.
00:09:08At Hartley, we really value partnership, collaboration, teamwork.
00:09:14You know, and you might want to call me old-fashioned.
00:09:17I don't know.
00:09:18But I think it's really important to have a spouse with you who just stands by you.
00:09:25It's so important.
00:09:27It means more than all the money in the world to me.
00:09:31So I would like to thank my beautiful and very tall wife, Patricia.
00:09:38Cheers.
00:09:44Hey, you know, um, if we were to go get married, CEO position would probably be a lot easier.
00:09:52In your dreams.
00:09:53Ooh, ouch.
00:09:54Okay, you know what?
00:09:55I'm gonna need a shot.
00:09:56Uh, bartender, can I get a round of shots for the three of us, please?
00:10:01As long as you're paying.
00:10:03Sure.
00:10:08Yeah, right.
00:10:09Thanks.
00:10:10Here.
00:10:11Here.
00:10:12Okay, all right.
00:10:13Chill.
00:10:14Hey, you gonna throw up?
00:10:15Hell, man.
00:10:16You need to throw up first.
00:10:17Please.
00:10:18Here.
00:10:19Here.
00:10:20Here.
00:10:21Here.
00:10:22Here.
00:10:23Here.
00:10:24Here.
00:10:25Here.
00:10:26Here.
00:10:27Here.
00:10:28Here.
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00:10:30Here.
00:10:31Here.
00:10:32Here.
00:10:33Here.
00:10:34Here.
00:10:35Here.
00:10:36Here.
00:10:37Can you please turn them off?
00:10:41Okay, stop
00:10:49Oh, I can't stop.
00:10:57Where am I?
00:10:58This isn't my bag.
00:10:59Yeah, this isn't mine either.
00:11:01Javin, what the fuck are you doing here?
00:11:03Yeah, what the fuck are you doing here?
00:11:04no no stop give me we're so getting fired let go give me like it stop let go
00:11:18what the hell happened i don't know did did you did we no gross absolutely not okay vicky
00:11:33it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if we did this don't call me no hey
00:11:38it's cornelies what does he want how the hell should i know
00:11:47are you gonna answer you're gonna let it keep fucking ringing all day huh
00:11:52hello good morning secretaria
00:11:59i would like to see you right now in the lobby
00:12:04and bring gavin with you i assume i'm with gavin
00:12:10i would say that has something to do with this
00:12:18oh my god
00:12:24oh my god this is a disaster
00:12:33my ass is gonna think i'm sleeping my way up to the top
00:12:36finally you see i'm at the top okay let me tell you something all right
00:12:40if uh if i had known that i was gonna take was a little bit of fucking gavin mojo
00:12:44i probably would have slept with you a long fucking time ago how did this even happen what
00:12:48were we thinking well judging by this massive hangover i say that we blame it on the alcohol
00:12:52but whatever okay so what are we gonna do about cornelius we don't even know if he knows
00:12:59right so if he brings it up just downplay it no we can't fucking downplay it you've heard him
00:13:04okay all he cares about is marriage and and family and promotions okay if we don't do that
00:13:08he said i think you're mocking the fucking company we can't have that oh i hate that you're right
00:13:12fuck thank you you know what screw you gavin screw me oh you mean again because he already did that last night
00:13:20this is my room what are you talking about this is my room look at that could be cornelius
00:13:49you um you need to see me cornelius gavin is here what a shocker
00:14:02uh so anyway what is it i hear about you two turds getting married to each other
00:14:14yeah we didn't actually mean yeah it's not what it looks like no enough i am not happy
00:14:21you two go out go crazy get wasted and turn yourselves into tabloid fodder this is not
00:14:30a good look not for you not for me and definitely not for heartley industries look let me explain it
00:14:40shut up now it is no secret that the two of you are rivals and sometimes that's great because you
00:14:47come up with these really great ideas but you cannot run a company on rivalry you run a company
00:14:53on teamwork so i think that nothing says teamwork more than a marriage
00:15:08you want us to stay married
00:15:09it's less of a want and more of a demand mr harley you can't be serious i'm serious as a heart attack
00:15:25you two need to prove to me that you can work together not only as colleagues but as husband and wife
00:15:33well no no that's not fair i'm i'm not wife material yeah she's not wife material you know
00:15:39what i'm not even husband of material i don't really like her yeah well you better become the right
00:15:44material real quick or you can kiss that ceo position au revoir wait a minute are you blackmailing us with
00:15:51our careers oh oh victoria i'm hurt blackmail is such an ugly word think of it more as a really big
00:16:02important project that you have to do and when it's done the person with the biggest balls will get
00:16:09the ceo job so both of you grow a pair and start strategizing real quick
00:16:23um
00:16:30what's wrong
00:16:37all right excuse me oh sir sir sir sir sir please put your bag away thank you
00:16:51surprise i am not gonna be stuck on this flight with you wifey what's wrong you know couples
00:17:03typically fly together well good thing we're not a real couple well it's not what cornelius is saying
00:17:09cornelius is off his rocker if he thinks that he could force us to stay married well you know what
00:17:13you should probably call him and tell him that and then he'll be smoothly sailing for me guys c e o
00:17:20what you wish is that really necessary can i help you hi um i'd like to request to move my seat
00:17:35i can't sit next to this man she's exaggerating i'm sorry but this flight is completely full and
00:17:41i'm unable to talk about your request okay thanks well it looks like you're gonna be stuck with me for
00:17:47the duration of the flight and um while you're at it you should probably try to learn something from
00:17:52me because then maybe you'll make it to the top shut up you know i may have to sit next to you
00:17:59but i don't have to talk to you
00:18:26hey vick
00:18:30yes have you ever thought about joining the mile high club
00:18:42don't give in don't give in don't give in don't give in don't give in don't give in
00:19:00miss miss miss miss miss excuse me we're about to reach our destination i want you to prepare for
00:19:07landing
00:19:08what the hell
00:19:18what's happening are you trying to fill me up while i'm sleeping
00:19:21are you serious i'm not i'm not an animal why the hell would i do that then why is your hand on my thigh
00:19:30now how the hell am i supposed to know that i was sleeping too i'm warning you gavin oh yeah keep
00:19:41your hands to yourself oh my god well you know what i don't recall uh you last night laying next
00:19:49to me having your hands all over me you remember that just admit it you've always had the hearts for
00:19:55me i need to get advantage of this little vacant situation to get exactly what you want let me
00:20:00tell you something it takes two to tango and from where i'm sitting it looks like you've been
00:20:04drawing all over my fucking clothes excuse me bye
00:20:31what do you want captain we need to talk about cornelius's plan
00:20:48it's never going to work why not
00:20:50well it's no secret that we're vying for the same job and we don't get along we both know it
00:20:58well you know we should probably figure out how to do that because we're married now
00:21:03and uh cornelius is going to be watching us like a hawk so every single moment is going to count
00:21:09what are you doing like i said every single moment counts so we should probably
00:21:25make it worth our time
00:21:28by doing what
00:21:31well we are married so we should probably do what married people do
00:21:39we are married so
00:21:51Sorry to interrupt.
00:22:11Victoria, you have a client waiting.
00:22:14I can tell them that you're occupied if you need more time.
00:22:17No, no, it's fine.
00:22:18And I'll be with them in a minute.
00:22:23What the fuck was that?
00:22:25It was a kiss.
00:22:27Oh, come on, you don't have to tell me that.
00:22:28No, it was unprofessional.
00:22:30I can lose my job if anyone sees that.
00:22:33You don't think that I need this job, too?
00:22:35Not like I do.
00:22:36You don't have to worry about money, Gavin.
00:22:38Some of us don't have that luxury.
00:22:40Okay, well, you know what?
00:22:41I need this job just as much as you need it.
00:22:44And besides, Cornelius wants us to stay together.
00:22:47So, uh, public PDA is probably going to score us points, if you didn't know.
00:22:52You're not going to score any points with me.
00:22:54Oh, yeah?
00:22:55Okay, and try that again.
00:22:56I'm going to sue you for sexual harassment.
00:22:59Yeah, I'm going to do it.
00:23:01So, you actually kissed me back?
00:23:10So, if you try to sue me for sexual harassment, it's probably going to be a little tricky, don't you think?
00:23:19Fine.
00:23:20Whatever.
00:23:21I'm just going to have to suck it up and wait out for these few months until Cornelius names me CEO.
00:23:27Great.
00:23:27Yeah.
00:23:28That's a good idea.
00:23:29Well, you know what?
00:23:29Stay out of my fucking way.
00:23:31I have a client anyway.
00:23:32Good luck.
00:23:41Police.
00:23:44After you?
00:23:45She is annoying.
00:23:52Hello?
00:23:53Did you get named CEO yet?
00:23:56No.
00:23:57You know your inheritance from your grandfather depends on it.
00:24:00Yeah, I'm aware.
00:24:02I'm going to get it, no matter what it's going to cost.
00:24:05Got it?
00:24:05I'm going to get it.
00:24:35Something wrong?
00:24:53I have been waiting for Victoria Lockhart for over 15 minutes.
00:25:00Ah.
00:25:02Perhaps I could help.
00:25:03Hi, Mr. Hartley.
00:25:26Hi, Victoria.
00:25:27Hi.
00:25:27Um, why the shit weren't you at the meeting this morning?
00:25:33There was a meeting?
00:25:38Um, I wasn't aware that there was a meeting.
00:25:41Oh, yeah?
00:25:42Then why did you respond to the meeting request?
00:25:49Gavin.
00:25:50Yeah, good thing that Gavin was here to save your ass.
00:25:55Dropping the ball like this, Victoria, is not CEO behavior.
00:25:59Come on!
00:26:06Victoria!
00:26:07Thanks for, uh, the new client.
00:26:11She was a breeze to schmooze.
00:26:14You asshole.
00:26:16You asshole.
00:26:18This is what I meant by dirty little tricks.
00:26:21You know, that was a really sweet and endearing nickname, but I gotta go.
00:26:26We got another meeting.
00:26:27See you.
00:26:28You know what?
00:26:29Swing jackets.
00:26:30Oops.
00:26:36Oops.
00:26:38Are you fucking kidding me?
00:26:40That's coffee.
00:26:40I'm so clumsy.
00:26:42I'm sorry.
00:26:44Trevor.
00:26:44Hmm?
00:26:45Yeah, this is a real childish antic.
00:26:47You're really gonna get CEO of the year from doing this bullshit.
00:26:50You're one to talk.
00:26:51Hmm.
00:26:51Good luck with you next meeting.
00:26:52Hmm.
00:26:56Oof.
00:26:57It's his problem.
00:26:59Hmm.
00:26:59He'll be fine.
00:27:00He had a little accident.
00:27:02But, um...
00:27:04Anyway, what can I do for you?
00:27:05Uh, nothing, really.
00:27:07Just thought I'd, uh, swing by.
00:27:09Say hi.
00:27:10Oh.
00:27:11Oh.
00:27:11Hi.
00:27:12How are you doing?
00:27:13Yeah, I'm better now.
00:27:15Um, you always brighten up the office, so...
00:27:18Hey, are you going to that, uh, investor's dinner thing tomorrow night?
00:27:23Uh, yeah.
00:27:24Um, I didn't think I had a choice.
00:27:27Would you maybe want to go with me?
00:27:32Nope.
00:27:34She can't go with you because she is going to be going with her husband.
00:27:39Gavin.
00:27:40Oh, me.
00:27:41Oh, uh, sorry.
00:27:46I, I, I, I didn't know.
00:27:48Um, this is, uh, new.
00:27:50I guess that makes sense.
00:27:51You know why I saw you two kissing each other the other day?
00:27:56Mm, no, no.
00:27:56Um, just, yeah, forget it.
00:27:58No, Tony, we're not actually married.
00:28:01He just has a really big crush on me.
00:28:03He practically pees himself every time he sees me.
00:28:06Oh, that's okay.
00:28:07You don't have to deny it.
00:28:10I mean, we all know it's true, right?
00:28:14You know, I can't, I can't wait to, uh, to go with my...
00:28:20My wife.
00:28:26To dinner tonight.
00:28:27Okay, uh, well, I guess I'll, um, see you later, then.
00:28:36Bye, Tony.
00:28:38Seriously?
00:28:39What?
00:28:40Don't ever do that again.
00:28:42Come on.
00:28:44You liked it.
00:28:45No, no, I didn't.
00:28:46Because now everybody in the office thinks that I'm off limits.
00:28:48Good.
00:28:51Because you are.
00:28:54Wifey.
00:28:57Get the fuck away from me.
00:29:05Hmm.
00:29:10Ah!
00:29:14I want you to make sure that it's almond milk, okay?
00:29:17And lactose intolerance, no joke.
00:29:18Yeah.
00:29:19Oh, and, uh, bring it upstairs for me.
00:29:21Got it.
00:29:22Almond milk as always.
00:29:23Okay.
00:29:27Oh, here's your coffee, Vic.
00:29:32Oh, thanks.
00:29:33Um, I can take the other one to Gavin.
00:29:35You sure?
00:29:36Of course.
00:29:37I need to talk to him about something anyway.
00:29:39Oh, thank you.
00:29:40You're such a lifesaver.
00:29:42I have about ten minutes to finish this report from Mr. Hartley, and I could use every minute of it.
00:29:46Not a problem at all.
00:29:49I scratch your back, you scratch mine, right?
00:29:51Sure.
00:29:51Something like that.
00:30:06Prepare to shit yourself.
00:30:07If you look at our, uh, four-quarter, uh, four-quarter?
00:30:16Should I say, I'll say four-quarter, okay?
00:30:18If you look at our four-quarter, uh, development, uh, strategies, right?
00:30:23We'll be able to minimize, um, okay.
00:30:27Normal.
00:30:28Be normal.
00:30:29Lint.
00:30:29Peace offering.
00:30:34You know, for yesterday.
00:30:36Thanks.
00:30:38You know, that's, uh, surprisingly thoughtful of you.
00:30:42As you can see with our four-month development plan, our focus is to minimize the prep time
00:30:55and optimize the department workflow to ensure that there is an entire...
00:31:01Oh.
00:31:04Oh.
00:31:05Uh.
00:31:06Uh.
00:31:10I need you to excuse me.
00:31:12for one second.
00:31:24I'm so sorry about this.
00:31:28Um, if I may, I'd like to continue the presentation myself.
00:31:32Yes, that would be wonderful, Victoria.
00:31:37All right, as he was saying, to ensure a quality product,
00:31:41we have a unique form of communication that ensures transparency between client and production.
00:31:48And with all that being said, we are not only on the top charts for this business quarter,
00:31:53we also have a 95% success rate.
00:31:56Impressive.
00:31:57Impressive.
00:31:57Well, you clearly know your stuff.
00:32:00We need that kind of expertise in our marketing.
00:32:05Well, here at Hartley Industries, we are passionate about delivering successful results to our clients.
00:32:11Well, this is, uh, certainly a quality product.
00:32:14Hmm.
00:32:15Where do I sign?
00:32:16Ah.
00:32:17I can have a contract written up today and sent to your office immediately.
00:32:21Great.
00:32:22Oh, and Victoria, can you prepare a follow-up presentation for my team by the end of the week?
00:32:28Absolutely.
00:32:29Um, consider it done.
00:32:32That is the Victoria I remember.
00:32:34Great job.
00:32:37Ooh.
00:32:40Yeah?
00:32:41Hey.
00:32:42What the fuck did you do to my drink, huh?
00:32:45Me?
00:32:46Who else?
00:32:47I don't know what you're talking about.
00:32:48Oh.
00:32:49Um, the meeting went great.
00:32:52I think.
00:32:53Looks like you're not the only one who knows how to salvage a disaster.
00:32:56Well, you did this on purpose, and you're going to fucking pay for it.
00:33:05Game on.
00:33:07Oh.
00:33:07Okay.
00:33:12Kevin's been way too quiet this week.
00:33:27I wonder what he's plotting for revenge.
00:33:30Hey!
00:33:32Can you do me a favor?
00:33:35Can you look over the conference room while I take a second?
00:33:38And don't let anyone in.
00:33:40Anyone.
00:33:42Got it.
00:33:42Time for me to scratch your back.
00:33:45I owe you one anyway.
00:33:58Hey.
00:34:00Hey!
00:34:01You've been working awfully hard.
00:34:03Thought I'd just come and bring you a little pick-me-up.
00:34:07I don't know.
00:34:08Victoria told me not to let anyone in.
00:34:10Who said anything about letting me in?
00:34:12Me?
00:34:13I mean, what, I'm not allowed to just come here and, I don't know, see my favorite and beautiful
00:34:20secretary.
00:34:22Kevin.
00:34:23But, uh, I actually really need to get into this room.
00:34:28Can we just bend the rules just a little bit, please?
00:34:31Bernie, please?
00:34:32I left a, I left a folder in there that I need.
00:34:35Fine.
00:34:36Just be quick and do not tell Victoria.
00:34:39That's okay.
00:34:40Hey.
00:34:40My lips are sealed.
00:34:42See you later.
00:35:06See you later.
00:35:06See you later.
00:35:07See you later.
00:35:09All right.
00:35:23Welcome, everyone.
00:35:26Our vision at Harley Industries is to become the world's leading provider of sustainable technology
00:35:31through solutions for everyday living.
00:35:32And we will do this by...
00:35:38What is this?
00:35:41Is this the logo of our competition?
00:35:43Um...
00:35:43Are you using sensitive data between different clients?
00:35:47You're sharing confidential information with our competition?
00:35:51No, no, I would never do that.
00:35:52That's exactly what this looks like.
00:35:55I can't believe this is happening.
00:35:56Um...
00:35:56We trusted you.
00:35:57You hear from our lawyers!
00:35:59No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:36:02I'm so sorry.
00:36:02No.
00:36:08Gavin, you did this!
00:36:09I didn't do anything.
00:36:10That's enough!
00:36:14You two are fired.
00:36:16Whoa, what?
00:36:17What?
00:36:21Fuck.
00:36:24Fired?
00:36:24I'm...
00:36:25Mr. Hartley!
00:36:25Look, your little pranks are now costing this company clients.
00:36:33Just because you are two of my best does not mean that I should have to put up with all
00:36:38of these reckless shenanigans!
00:36:41You know what, Mr. Hartley, please?
00:36:43Um, I don't know about Gavin here, but I promise I'm done with the pranks.
00:36:48Okay, you know what?
00:36:48You can consider me prankless from now on, all right?
00:36:50You know, you two keep saying that you're going to get better, but I'm not seeing it!
00:36:55I'm not running a circus here.
00:36:58So you two clowns better get your shit together, or else you will really be gone, really be
00:37:05gone this time, for real!
00:37:12Hi, I'm calling for an update on my mother.
00:37:20I, I understand.
00:37:25I, I'll get you the money.
00:37:27I promise I have a promotion coming soon.
00:37:33I'm sorry, were you not just in the same meeting that I was in?
00:37:37That promotion didn't happen in, sweetheart.
00:37:40You're going to be lucky if you can even keep your job.
00:37:48What's wrong?
00:37:48There you two bozos are, I've been looking for you.
00:37:54For us?
00:37:55Oh.
00:37:56Yes.
00:37:57I have decided to give you another shot.
00:38:00God help me.
00:38:02So we're not fired?
00:38:04Not if you can secure this client, you're not.
00:38:07He is giving us another shot.
00:38:09Don't ask me why, but there is a caveat.
00:38:12Okay, what is it?
00:38:13Well, he needs the deal done by the end of this weekend.
00:38:18But he's going on vacation with his lovely wife.
00:38:22So you two will be spending the weekend with him and the lovely wife in their cabin.
00:38:29And don't say anything to me.
00:38:30I do not want to hear it.
00:38:32I don't care.
00:38:32I don't care.
00:38:32I don't care.
00:38:46I don't care.
00:38:49you know this is still your fault right okay well clearly you are forgetting the sequence of events
00:39:17because you are the one that swapped the drinks which is why i'm just trying to survive
00:39:21this chaos that you have caused look at this ready
00:39:25welcome you two so glad you decided to come especially so soon after your wedding
00:39:36come on i'll show you to your rooms thank you please after you sweetheart thanks honey
00:39:47and here's where you'll spend your nights feel free to freshen up and settle in we should have
00:40:04dinner in a few hours thank you we're staying in this room together yes well you're married right
00:40:12right um yeah trust me i don't want to be around you or you're snoring either
00:40:23please
00:40:25i'm going to the spa you need it fun
00:40:37oh
00:40:49You know, I knew you would have fell head over heels for me eventually.
00:41:15Can you just help me zip up, please?
00:41:20Sure.
00:41:45Well, I see it didn't take long for you lovebirds to get settled.
00:41:54When you're ready, I'd love to hear what you've come up with for my company.
00:41:58Right.
00:41:59Of course.
00:42:06You know, I think we should probably go present our pitch.
00:42:09Yeah.
00:42:10Right.
00:42:11Good idea.
00:42:12Dress?
00:42:13Oh, yeah.
00:42:22Well, you two better be careful because Norm here is amazing at Bictionary.
00:42:27Eight time family world champion.
00:42:32Fuck!
00:42:33I would never.
00:42:34Never.
00:42:35Okay.
00:42:36I'm up.
00:42:37Yes.
00:42:38All right.
00:42:39Diamond and White.
00:42:40It's getting hot.
00:42:41It's getting hot.
00:42:42It's getting hot.
00:42:43It's getting hot.
00:42:46They can't.
00:42:47They can't do too much.
00:42:48No.
00:42:49I don't think so.
00:42:51Well, Picasso over here.
00:42:57Braces!
00:42:58Braces!
00:42:59Braces!
00:43:00Braces!
00:43:01Braces!
00:43:02Braces!
00:43:03Braces!
00:43:04Braces!
00:43:05Braces!
00:43:06Braces!
00:43:07Braces!
00:43:08Braces!
00:43:09Braces!
00:43:10Braces!
00:43:11Well, I certainly didn't see that coming.
00:43:14Come on, honey.
00:43:15Let's leave the lovebirds alone.
00:43:25Where'd they go?
00:43:27I think we just gave them a show.
00:43:31Well, that's what winners do.
00:43:37You got something.
00:43:43You know, I might not be a genius, but I do know that sheets belong on the bed.
00:43:49I know.
00:43:50I'm getting the floor ready for you to sleep.
00:43:52Oh, you're joking, right?
00:43:55Doesn't look like I'm joking.
00:43:56Oh.
00:43:57Maybe not.
00:43:58Because then you would be crazy because I'm not sleeping on the floor with the sheets
00:44:04that you put on the floor.
00:44:05Because you know what?
00:44:06We're both adults.
00:44:07We're both married.
00:44:08And we are both going to sleep in the bed.
00:44:11Fine.
00:44:12But if you snore, I'm kicking you out of the bed.
00:44:14Yeah.
00:44:15Well, you know what?
00:44:16The same thing goes for you, sweetheart.
00:44:17Go to the store.
00:44:24What?
00:44:25You getting comfortable?
00:44:26What?
00:44:27What?
00:44:28What?
00:44:29What?
00:44:30What?
00:44:31What?
00:44:32You can't be serious.
00:44:33Um, go ahead and put your PJs back on.
00:44:37Pajamas!
00:44:38No.
00:44:39Huh.
00:44:40I always sleep naked.
00:44:41Yeah, not tonight.
00:44:42Oh.
00:44:43I'm sorry.
00:44:44Not tonight.
00:44:45What are you going to do?
00:44:46You going to come over here and put the clothes on for me?
00:44:49All right.
00:44:50Well, I'm not sleeping in the bed with you naked.
00:44:52So, I'll just take the floor.
00:44:54Okay.
00:44:55Fine.
00:44:56Fine.
00:44:57Fine.
00:44:58Fine.
00:45:01Fine.
00:45:04I'll put boxers on, all right?
00:45:06They're going to make you happy, sweetheart.
00:45:10I get to start.
00:45:16You going to get the sheets?
00:45:18Fine.
00:45:21Well, right.
00:45:22Just do it.
00:45:26Okay.
00:45:27Yeah.
00:45:28We're fine.
00:45:29All right.
00:45:30Yeah, I was thinking that was my idea.
00:45:34Okay, let's call it a Kimberişütz.
00:45:35Shut up.
00:46:18Hey, nerds. Come here.
00:46:28Well, congratulations.
00:46:32The client loved your pitch and your flexibility with staying with him over the weekend.
00:46:37So we have secured the deal.
00:46:39Yes.
00:46:41That's great, Mr. Hartley.
00:46:42So, as a token of his appreciation, he has asked me to give you this.
00:46:49One month of luxurious living in his stunning condo.
00:46:55Uh, wait.
00:46:57I already have a place to live, so don't really need it.
00:46:59Yeah, so do I.
00:47:01Yeah.
00:47:01Well, now you have two.
00:47:04And you cannot insult Norm by turning this down.
00:47:10Remember, it is your little marriage that helped seal this deal.
00:47:14So do not mess it up.
00:47:17Oh, okay.
00:47:37Okay.
00:47:37I'll get the door for you.
00:47:45That's okay.
00:47:45I got it.
00:47:45Oh, okay.
00:47:47What's up?
00:47:48Oh.
00:47:49My lady.
00:47:50You can take the couch.
00:48:07Oh, come on.
00:48:08Really?
00:48:08It'll do your squad some good to live like the common folk for one.
00:48:12Oh, you see?
00:48:13I just think you're scared that you might give into your urges if you were to sleep in bed with me.
00:48:19Hmm.
00:48:19I don't think that'll be a problem, Kevin.
00:48:24I do.
00:48:24I do.
00:48:24I do.
00:48:28I do.
00:48:29I do.
00:48:30I do.
00:48:31I do.
00:48:37I do.
00:48:41I do.
00:48:41I do.
00:48:41So, you can cook.
00:49:06A little bit.
00:49:08My grandfather taught me.
00:49:09He was all about family dinners.
00:49:16Okay.
00:49:18Maybe I could help.
00:49:26Well, did he teach you how to cook for dates, too?
00:49:31Maybe.
00:49:34Is this a date?
00:49:37I don't think you can date your wife.
00:49:40Well, I don't think anything about our marriage is conventional.
00:49:44Yeah, there might.
00:49:47Want to see a trick?
00:49:48Yeah.
00:49:54Pretty impressive.
00:49:55Ooh, a little something.
00:49:56Let me take it for you.
00:50:11What are you doing?
00:50:15So, Norm imported a special brand of ice cream, and I want you to try it.
00:50:20I...
00:50:21I...
00:50:21Okay.
00:50:28What's amazing?
00:50:30Is it good?
00:50:31I...
00:50:32have a...
00:50:34Oh, yeah.
00:50:35I...
00:50:35Is it good?
00:50:42Yeah.
00:50:42Oh, yeah.
00:50:44Yeah.
00:50:45Oh, yeah.
00:50:46Yeah.
00:50:47I can.
00:50:47I can.
00:50:48Have a good one.
00:50:49I can.
00:50:50I can.
00:50:50I can.
00:50:52Should we take this to the bedroom?
00:51:12Nice try, but no.
00:51:15Your little tactics for work here.
00:51:17Okay, what tactics?
00:51:18Trying to weasel your way into my bedroom.
00:51:20The catch is all yours, hubby.
00:51:42Victoria, what a pleasure seeing you here.
00:51:45Um, hi, Douglas.
00:51:47It's nice to see one of our top investors.
00:51:49How are you?
00:51:50Very well, thank you.
00:51:52You know, Victoria, I've heard so much about you.
00:51:55I'd love to get some coffee sometime and discuss business.
00:51:59Um, maybe, but...
00:52:03Well, if it isn't my favorite playboy.
00:52:07Playboy?
00:52:08Ha!
00:52:09Um, I don't know what you're talking about.
00:52:11Does that mean you're free for me to steal you again?
00:52:14Not exactly.
00:52:16Not exactly.
00:52:16No.
00:52:20Oh, I see.
00:52:22Have you got something going on with Miss Lockhart?
00:52:24It's complicated.
00:52:28Well, let's uncomplicate things.
00:52:33Don't you think?
00:52:33Okay.
00:52:34Come on, please.
00:52:37Come on.
00:52:45You know what?
00:52:51Maybe I'll take you up on that coffee.
00:52:53It might be nice to talk business.
00:52:55Maybe even more.
00:52:56That sounds great.
00:52:58I'll make sure it's worth your while.
00:53:00What's your availability next week?
00:53:02Uh, let me check the calendar.
00:53:05Okay.
00:53:06Um, uh, Charlotte, um, okay, like I said, I am a little bit occupied, okay?
00:53:12It's a little complicated.
00:53:14Listen, I want to help you, Gavin.
00:53:19I know you're having a meeting with Duo Star Group.
00:53:20I just so happen to have some inside information that'll make your presentation stand out among the rest.
00:53:36You know what, Charlotte, why don't we get together and, um, rekindle things?
00:53:42Perfect.
00:53:50Hey, you two dummies, come with me.
00:53:56I have a couple of very influential clients that I need to introduce you to.
00:54:00Come on.
00:54:01You know, I've got some insider info on those clients.
00:54:06If you still want the CEO position, this could be your ticket.
00:54:09How'd it be tonight with, uh, Douglas, huh?
00:54:23Why?
00:54:24Are you jealous?
00:54:25Me?
00:54:26Jealous?
00:54:27No.
00:54:28Funny, because it sure sounds like you are.
00:54:31Not jealous, just concerned.
00:54:34Concerned?
00:54:35Mm-hmm.
00:54:35About what?
00:54:37I'm a big girl.
00:54:37I've lived my whole life without you.
00:54:40Maybe just concerned that you're trying to use him to get ahead.
00:54:43That's all.
00:54:43Oh, here we go again with the sleeping to the top rhetoric.
00:54:46Nope.
00:54:47Didn't say that.
00:54:47And you're one to talk.
00:54:49You've been using people for years.
00:54:52You're just mad that I'm playing the game smart.
00:54:54Okay, you know what?
00:54:55Forgive me for looking out for you.
00:54:58All right?
00:54:59Looking out for me?
00:55:00Yes.
00:55:01How could you possibly do that with your tongue down Charlotte's throat?
00:55:06Okay, you know what?
00:55:07Forget it.
00:55:07All right?
00:55:08Good night, Victoria.
00:55:14Good night, Cap'n.
00:55:16Good night.
00:55:46Wow, this is actually really good.
00:56:16Thanks, Kevin.
00:56:46what the hell
00:56:55good morning sunshine you can't join me as delightful as that looks i'll pass
00:57:09yours almost maybe later i'm gonna go for a run
00:57:13you have time to do that before work yeah my meeting are canceled
00:57:18okay well i guess i'll see you at the office
00:57:23dinner tonight i've got some new clients that i think
00:57:43would be a great fit for harley industries
00:57:45sure just send me the place in time and i'll be there
00:57:49where's gavin oh um something came up but don't worry he's prepped me on the presentation
00:58:01so we're not gonna waste your time please go ahead and take a seat
00:58:05gavin your it's complicated is here with douglas as you can see harley industries is the perfect
00:58:21company to fill your needs so if you'd like victoria hi listen i'm so sorry to interrupt
00:58:28sweetheart but the baby is at home it's crying and we really have to go what
00:58:35um baby yeah what baby i don't have a baby listen i know that it's still so new but you do have a
00:58:45baby sweetheart it's just a postpartum psychosis that's talking she's a little what nothing he's
00:58:51crazy well i don't know what the hell is going on but i don't have time for these games sir i am so
00:58:57sorry to interrupt your dinner just let me get uh miss springs out of here and get her home okay
00:59:02come on sweetheart uh thank you so much god i will be right back it's okay sweetheart check out
00:59:08the pasta it's really cool you got it
00:59:11real nice yeah a baby really yeah a baby what do you think you can uh cancel my appointments and
00:59:22tell my clients without any consequences you know i think that's all in the past for you
00:59:26sorry gavin yes i just spoke with douglas and the clients and they are willing to continue the
00:59:32meeting but only with you not victoria that is wonderful please tell them i will be right there
00:59:37you've got to be fucking kidding me carma's a bitch bye
00:59:43you know you owe me for that oh okay and uh what would you like in return
00:59:56a date a date
01:00:01i didn't know you were so funny gavin that's what makes me so charming
01:00:09clearly we weren't together long enough for me to discover all these sides of you
01:00:22what do you say we take this somewhere more private
01:00:30might as well have some fun victoria sure as i won't care sure
01:00:38why not
01:00:40do you like wine yes
01:01:00it's a little hot in here
01:01:08do you mind if i just get comfortable
01:01:12gavin what the hell is this really in our condo okay hold on is that what you think you're right oh forget it i don't want to hear anything out of your mouth
01:01:14make sure that she's gone before i get back
01:01:16oh
01:01:18oh
01:01:22oh
01:01:24oh
01:01:26oh
01:01:30oh
01:01:32oh
01:01:34oh
01:01:36oh
01:01:38oh
01:01:40oh
01:01:54oh
01:01:56oh
01:01:58oh
01:02:00oh
01:02:02oh
01:02:04oh
01:02:10oh
01:02:12oh
01:02:14oh
01:02:16oh
01:02:18oh
01:02:20oh
01:02:22oh
01:02:24oh
01:02:26oh
01:02:28let's not talk shop all night
01:02:30let's just enjoy the moment
01:02:32here
01:02:34have another glass of wine
01:02:36uh
01:02:38but you know that we're supposed to be discussing business
01:02:42business talk
01:02:44business talk and wait for business hours
01:02:46come on victoria you've been working so hard
01:02:48just let yourself unwind
01:02:50come on another perfect place
01:02:52okay
01:02:58okay
01:03:00yeah
01:03:02wow
01:03:03i must have
01:03:04drunken more than i thought
01:03:05let's get you out of here so you can rest
01:03:15wow i did not expect to get this drunk
01:03:17oh
01:03:19don't worry
01:03:21i'll take care of you
01:03:25what are you doing
01:03:26relax victoria
01:03:27we're both here to have a good time
01:03:29no
01:03:30i don't want
01:03:31no
01:03:32stop
01:03:33being such
01:03:34a tease
01:03:35get
01:03:36get away from me
01:03:37let go of me
01:03:38stop
01:03:40stop
01:03:41don't you fucking touch her
01:03:42stop
01:03:43no
01:03:44i'll get it
01:03:45stop
01:03:46me
01:03:47javin
01:03:48hold on
01:03:49you don't get it
01:03:50no
01:03:51no
01:03:52no
01:03:54no
01:03:55you shut the fuck up
01:03:56i got it
01:03:57you're a disgusting bitch
01:03:58you said shit
01:03:59javin
01:04:01i could have handled that on my own
01:04:03god
01:04:08it's okay
01:04:09i want to
01:04:10i want to
01:04:11you
01:04:12i got it
01:04:13me
01:04:14i need
01:04:15I don't know
01:04:16you got it
01:04:17i got it
01:04:18you want to pay for this
01:04:19good
01:04:20i want to
01:04:21i want to
01:04:22get a drink
01:04:23and that's not fun
01:04:24in my own
01:04:25i love you
01:04:29i want to
01:04:30i want to
01:04:31see it
01:04:32kind of
01:04:33i want to
01:04:34see you
01:04:35i love you
01:04:36You're growing on me too, Vic.
01:05:06You're growing on me too, Vic.
01:05:36You're growing on me too, Vic.
01:06:06No, no, no, no, no.
01:06:07Oh my God, I have a super important meeting.
01:06:09Cornelia's just going to kill me.
01:06:18Victoria, Mr. Hartley wants to see you immediately.
01:06:21Victoria, you're on thin ice.
01:06:37How could you be late for this company's most important meeting ever?
01:06:42This kind of irresponsible behavior is unacceptable.
01:06:48Cornelius, I'm sorry.
01:06:49Shut it!
01:06:50I don't want to hear any excuses.
01:06:51If you don't get it together, you will lose your job.
01:06:54That client is furious at you, not just because of your tardiness, but because of your complete
01:07:07lack of communication.
01:07:09How could you disrespect them like that?
01:07:11How can you disrespect me like that?
01:07:13Cornelius?
01:07:16It's actually my fault.
01:07:17What?
01:07:19Why is he taking the blame for me?
01:07:22I forgot to set an alarm last night.
01:07:26So if you have anyone that you need to blame, it's me.
01:07:30I see.
01:07:30So you two idiots are still sabotaging each other.
01:07:33Is that it?
01:07:33No.
01:07:34No, that's not what this is about.
01:07:36Okay, well, it seems like my efforts to get you two to work together have failed.
01:07:43So this is what we're going to do.
01:07:44You two are going to salvage this deal by the end of the week.
01:07:49And if you don't, you can kiss that CEO position.
01:07:56Adios.
01:07:56Why did you cover for me?
01:08:07You know, the least you could do is say thank you.
01:08:09Especially since your poor judgment last night almost cost me my job.
01:08:13Gavin, I...
01:08:15I believe the words are thank you.
01:08:21Well, you would have heard them just now if you weren't being such a prick.
01:08:24A prick?
01:08:25Really?
01:08:25Oh, okay.
01:08:26I'm sorry.
01:08:26I guess rescuing you from your brilliant idea last night makes me a prick.
01:08:31Okay.
01:08:31Yeah.
01:08:34How did you even find me?
01:08:38Don't worry about it.
01:08:39No.
01:08:40I want to know.
01:08:46I used share my location from your phone to mine.
01:08:52You did what?
01:08:53That's a complete invasion of my privacy.
01:08:56And you're welcome.
01:08:58Because if I hadn't done that, who knows what kind of brilliant trouble you would have gotten
01:09:01yourself into.
01:09:02You had no right.
01:09:04You know what?
01:09:05I saved you from being assaulted by that creep and all you're worried about is your fucking phone.
01:09:15You are unbelievable.
01:09:16Don't touch me.
01:09:18Don't touch me.
01:09:32Oh, I'm sorry, princess.
01:09:36Oh, I'm sorry, princess.
01:09:38You know, if you weren't always so close to me, I wouldn't be touching you.
01:09:41Okay.
01:09:49You're fucking annoying.
01:09:51Can you pass me the pen?
01:10:04Never mind.
01:10:05Here you go.
01:10:19Good news.
01:10:21Ooh.
01:10:22I managed to get a meeting with the client.
01:10:24They can only make it first thing tomorrow morning.
01:10:26Uh, but we're not ready to present.
01:10:29I guess we're pulling an all-nighter.
01:10:32Come on.
01:10:33All right, let's get to work.
01:10:54I think we got this.
01:10:56This might actually work.
01:10:59Well, would you look at us?
01:11:01You know, I think we make a pretty good team.
01:11:10It's me.
01:11:20Are we locked in?
01:11:23Yep.
01:11:25Looks like we're going to be spending the night, sweetheart.
01:11:27I have to admit, we do make a pretty decent team, and we're not trying to sabotage each other.
01:11:40Decent?
01:11:43I would say that we're pretty freaking amazing, if you ask me.
01:11:48Why do you want to be CEO?
01:11:57Why do you want to be CEO?
01:11:57Um, my mom, she's, she's in the hospital.
01:12:12She's been in a coma since her car accident last year, and the bills are really piling up, so just want to get on top of that.
01:12:22I didn't know about that, I'm sorry.
01:12:28It's okay.
01:12:29It's not your problem.
01:12:32Um, what about you?
01:12:36Me?
01:12:37Um, my grandfather built this company before he sold it to Cornelius.
01:12:42He always wanted me to lead it.
01:12:46Actually, he threatened me to lead it.
01:12:49Threatened?
01:12:50Yeah.
01:12:52If I don't become CEO, I won't get my inheritance from him.
01:13:00That's rough.
01:13:02Yeah.
01:13:02You see, I did tell you not to judge me so fast, so, remember that?
01:13:09Yeah.
01:13:10I do have to say, you are not as terrifying as I thought.
01:13:15Oh.
01:13:16How sweet of you to say.
01:13:18Yeah.
01:13:20A couple days ago, after the fiasco with Douglas, you said,
01:13:26I love you.
01:13:28Did you mean it?
01:13:29I said that?
01:13:34Well, I mean, you did mumble it, but, but yeah.
01:13:42I don't remember saying that.
01:13:45But, I would be lying if I said.
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