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  • 6/24/2025
Georgie, a brazen tween, is thrust into the guardianship of her half-sister Harper whose attempts to parent only lead to | dG1fX3NzZXJ4ZlVmY2s
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00:00How is this not meat?
00:02It's chocolate.
00:03It's slimy.
00:04You eat shit from Taco Bell, that's slimy.
00:08What the fuck is that?
00:09It's kombucha.
00:11That's so wrong.
00:16Harper, why are you here?
00:18Child Protective Services called me and said I needed to come pick you up.
00:21Why?
00:22You've been living without power, Georgie? Like, that's kind of a big deal.
00:25The quicker you actually get through this checklist, the quicker your kids come back to you.
00:29How long should I pack for?
00:31Oh, a couple days.
00:32Yeah, Georgie, pack for about a month.
00:34What?
00:38Dad, they said that she was going to go to foster care if we didn't do something.
00:42Harper, you don't want to get dragged into this. Just go home.
00:44I'm not just leaving her here.
00:49I hope you know that I'm here for you if you want to talk.
00:52Is this like a therapy picnic?
00:54Let's do something fun.
00:55Okay.
00:56I have to say, it's been really nice to have Georgie in L.A.
01:00Aw.
01:01For the first time, Georgie and I are really getting to bond.
01:03You're literally the lamest.
01:05Ew!
01:06We gotta do something, Dad.
01:07Like, she actually needs us for the first time, so I think that we should go after custody.
01:13We can come in here and be a weekend, Mom, but this isn't just instant mother just add water.
01:17You know, you gotta show up every single day, whether you feel like it or not.
01:21Hostidy papers.
01:22Wait, what?
01:23Fucking bitch!
01:24I fucking hate you!
01:29My children were just taken away from me by you.
01:32That was your decision to put them in that house with that man.
01:35So how the hell are you supposed to protect them?
01:37You don't have kids.
01:38You have no fucking idea what it's like to be a single fucking mother.
01:41You have no clue!
01:46I swear on my life, I will always be honest with you from here on out.
01:50Well, if we're being honest now, you better hide your keys from me, because I'm going to steal your car and I'm going to run away from you.
01:57Thanks for the heads up.

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