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Fired, Framed, and Fierce Full Movie
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00:00Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
00:08Just need your signature to close it.
00:12Boss.
00:13Boss!
00:14What?
00:15Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
00:18What crush?
00:19You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
00:22We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
00:25What if she's married already?
00:26Well, yeah.
00:27She's incredible.
00:28Of course others would see that too.
00:31Not happening.
00:36Where are you going?
00:37To the racetrack.
00:39Boss!
00:41To the racetrack.
00:54You win!
00:55Yes!
00:58Boss!
00:59The trading system is down!
01:03What?
01:04The trading system is down!
01:07We need you!
01:08The trading system is down!
01:09We need you!
01:18The system is still placing counter trend orders!
01:20The more the market rises, the faster we're selling!
01:23All my stop-offs are firing like crazy!
01:25We're down for a moment already!
01:27The computer thinks this is normal!
01:28The computer thinks this is normal!
01:29I can't do anything no matter what I try!
01:31If we do this for another hour we're going to be filing for chapter 11!
01:34Don't panic!
01:35The boss is here!
01:36Stop staring and get out of the chair!
01:46Go!
01:47Go!
01:48Come on!
01:49Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
02:13So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
02:17So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
02:28Boss?
02:29Even you can't solve it?
02:32Sorry.
02:33Food coma's hitting hard.
02:35Mind grabbing me a coke?
02:39Who does she think she's fooling?
02:41What does a woman possibly know about all this?
02:43If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
02:45You're gonna eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
02:52Ego boss.
02:57Relax people, I just gotta reset one more parameter and we're golden.
03:10Go home, get some sleep.
03:13And with that, we're gone.
03:16Thank you boss, you truly are the MVP.
03:19Alright, let's go folks.
03:21Come on, let her work.
03:22Let's go.
03:24Let's go.
03:45Nailed it.
04:08The model's fixed?
04:09The company account.
04:11Hoss is insane!
04:12Fixed the glitch,
04:13saved our butts and made a killing in one night.
04:16Time to update that resume, Tom?
04:18Or was all that big talk just hot air?
04:20Mark, who is our boss?
04:22Really?
04:22Though this is usual, Tom.
04:24Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
04:27Her algorithm is the reason why TV security is a titan-
04:30What on earth are we doing during work hours?
04:35And you are?
04:36Meet the chairman's son.
04:37Your new CEO.
04:39Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
04:43And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
04:47Well, it's actually funny you mention that, but-
04:49You are fired!
04:50What?
04:53Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
04:58Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
05:01Only the best work here.
05:04You made it here on pure talent.
05:06You want to talk about mediocrity?
05:08Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
05:11Did you just hit her?
05:14What the hell's wrong with you?
05:16I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
05:22Here is your hush money.
05:25Take it and get out.
05:26You know what?
05:30Here's a little extra.
05:31Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
05:34No one wants to see that.
05:36Drop it.
05:36Just go handle as much as work.
05:39The board paid insane money for her brain.
05:42Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
05:44Listen up, everybody.
05:45The market is a savage wilderness.
05:48It is a dog-eat-dog world.
05:49It is eat or be eaten.
05:52You need to be apex predators,
05:55not little fluffy performance-faking rabbits.
05:59Those will be eaten.
06:01But the real alphas,
06:03the real rainmakers among you,
06:05will be rewarded accordingly.
06:12Top of the leaderboard is...
06:16Caitlyn!
06:18Where's my superstar?
06:19That would be me.
06:21Caitlyn.
06:22Caitlyn.
06:24Is this Kayla Twist?
06:26Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
06:27You know, she has a concert tonight.
06:28Would you want to go?
06:29God, yes.
06:30This is perfect.
06:31It's perfect.
06:32Go now, before you're late.
06:34And as soon as the concert's over,
06:35clean out your desk, because you're fine.
06:37What?
06:38Why?
06:39The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
06:41You know, I figured a traitor wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making traits.
06:46Those numbers must be fake.
06:47And who's your boss?
06:48I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
06:51It's Jessica.
06:52She's here.
07:08You are fired.
07:12Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
07:15Who I am doesn't matter.
07:16All that matters is that you are fired.
07:19Are you certain about firing me?
07:20You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your
07:23precious brain?
07:24You wouldn't say that, exactly.
07:25Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
07:29Yeah, and we even made a profit.
07:31You expect me to believe that?
07:33Her name wasn't even on those reports.
07:35So take your headphones and beat it.
07:37I can't trash ruin my shoes.
07:42And to you defenders.
07:43Finance takes timing and judgment.
07:46And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
07:49So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
07:51Leave them alone.
07:52They have nothing to do with this.
07:54I'll go.
07:57What?
07:58Is office drama more important than making money now?
08:04Susan!
08:08Boss, she's high up in trading.
08:18Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
08:22Susan, Susan, Susan.
08:25Look around.
08:26Finance is a men's game.
08:28Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair,
08:31and cashing paychecks.
08:32All right, I did us a favor.
08:33We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
08:40Dad, how's it going?
08:42I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
08:50Woman executive?
08:52Don't tell me it's...
08:56How many women execs do we have Susan?
09:00Just two women in executive roles.
09:02These are the ones.
09:05She's a talented board paid top dollar for, a quant model.
09:08She built it from scratch and keeping her is non-negotiable.
09:13Our marketing dominance depends on it.
09:15Jesse, Harvard PhD, star trader.
09:18Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
09:23Jesse.
09:23I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
09:25No, actually, Jessica, she's our golden goose.
09:28Now you need to...
09:29Dad, you just focus on getting better.
09:31I'll make sure she stays, all right?
09:35Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
09:37Right away.
09:38Pete, honey, remember our pillow talk?
09:50Trading director, one-upping Jessica.
09:53It's time you pay up lover boy.
09:57Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
10:02I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
10:09We've got a new CEO.
10:11Let's lay low for a while.
10:15Keep your nose clean, will ya?
10:20Of course.
10:20All right.
10:27Pathetic.
10:29Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
10:30Come in.
10:36Jesse.
10:37Emergency.
10:38New boss just sacked Jessica.
10:40What?
10:40Wait, he fired Jessica?
10:42God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
10:44He wants you to go see him now.
10:46Am I up next on the chopping block?
10:51Okay.
10:54God.
11:00You needed something, Jackson?
11:03Jesse, right?
11:04Damn, looking good.
11:05Thanks.
11:06Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
11:11I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
11:14Wait, that's Jessica's work.
11:16How does he not know this?
11:17Uh, absolutely.
11:20Jackson, uh, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
11:25You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
11:36You're referring to Jessica, right?
11:41I already fired that corporate parasite.
11:43I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
11:49Don't worry, Jackson.
11:50With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
11:53That's what I like to hear.
11:54All right, get going, clock's ticking.
11:56I'm on it.
11:59That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
12:01Smart and easy on the eyes.
12:04Hardly remarkable.
12:05Once I hire Miss J, I won't need her anymore.
12:08Miss J?
12:08Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
12:10She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
12:14So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
12:16You've already got someone else in mind.
12:18Always two steps ahead, Susan.
12:19Susan, do you see an issue here?
12:23Coffee.
12:24Always.
12:24Right here.
12:25Unbelievable.
12:30Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
12:33Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
12:49Boss, we have an emergency.
12:59Your wife's in serious trouble.
13:01Are you crazy?
13:02I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
13:04Ah, don't go around calling her that.
13:06You told me to call her that.
13:08Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
13:10Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
13:12Wait, hold on.
13:13You found Jessica?
13:14We got her.
13:15She's running trading at TB Securities.
13:17Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
13:20Fired her?
13:20She's brilliant.
13:21How could she get fired?
13:23Something's off here.
13:25Let's go get her.
13:26This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
13:30You idiot.
13:34You idiot.
13:35This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
13:39Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
13:43Boss, snap out of it.
13:44She's in security, tradie.
13:46Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
13:49So we'll buy one.
14:04This office is all mine now.
14:05Broke much?
14:15Disgusting.
14:24Jessica's Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
14:29Jackson fired Jessica.
14:30And no one knows who she really is.
14:34I can take advantage of this.
14:42Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
14:52Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for 1.3 billion.
14:55Just need your signature to close it.
14:59Boss.
15:01Boss.
15:01What?
15:03Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
15:05What crush?
15:07You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
15:09We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
15:12What if she's married already?
15:13Well yeah, she's incredible.
15:15Of course others would see that too.
15:18Not happening.
15:19Where are you going?
15:25To the racetrack.
15:26Boss!
15:29To the racetrack.
15:42You win!
15:42Yes!
15:49Boss!
15:50The trading system is down.
15:55What?
15:55The trading system is down.
15:58We need you.
16:05The system is still placing counter trend orders.
16:07The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
16:10All my stop-offs are firing like crazy.
16:13We're down a certain moment already.
16:15The computer thinks this is normal.
16:17I can't do anything no matter what I try.
16:19If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for chapter 11.
16:23Don't panic!
16:24The boss is here!
16:32Stop staring and get out of the chair.
16:34Go!
16:34Come on.
16:47Don't panic!
16:56Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
17:00So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
17:04So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
17:07I don't think it's going to be a good one.
17:15Boss?
17:16Even you can't solve it?
17:18Sorry, food coma's hitting hard.
17:22Mind grabbing me a Coke?
17:23Who does she think she's fooling?
17:27What does a woman possibly know about all this?
17:30If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
17:31You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
17:38Here you go, boss.
17:47Relax, people.
17:54I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
17:57Go home.
17:58Get some sleep.
18:01And with that, we're gone.
18:03Thank you, boss.
18:04You truly are the MVP.
18:06All right, let's go, folks.
18:08Come on, let her work.
18:09Let's go.
18:17Nailed it.
18:36the models fixed the company account hoss is insane fix the glitch saved our butts
19:01and made a killing one night time to update that resume tom or is all that big talk just hot air
19:07mark who is our boss really this is usual tom jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch
19:14our algorithm is the reason why tb security is a type what on earth are we doing during work hours
19:20and you are meet the chairman's son your new ceo of course his talents have the board's complete
19:30endorsement and last time i checked these are crime trading hours aren't they well it's actually
19:35funny you mentioned that you are fired us here at tb we do not tolerate mediocrity here at tb we do
19:46not tolerate mediocrity only the best work here we made it here on pure talent you want to talk
19:54about mediocrity let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position oh
20:00you just hit her what the hell's wrong with you i'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage
20:05here is your hush money take it and get out you know what here's a little extra use it to buy
20:19yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise no one wants to see that drop it just go handle as much
20:25back the board paid insane money for her brain jackson wouldn't have the guts to touch her
20:31listen up everybody the market is a savage wilderness it is a dog eat dog world it is
20:37eat or be eaten you need to be apex predators not little fluffy performance faking rabbits those
20:46will be eaten but the real alphas the real rain makers among you will be rewarded accordingly
20:55top of the leaderboard is caitlin where's my superstar that would be me caitlin
21:09is this caitla twist are are you a caitla twist fan you know she has a concert tonight would you
21:16want to go god yes this is perfect it's perfect go now before you're late and as soon as the
21:22concert's over clean out your desk because you're fired why the nikai opens during concert hours you
21:29know i figured a traitor wouldn't put caitla twist above making trades those numbers must be fake
21:34and who's your boss i need to meet the clown that runs this circus it's jessica she's here
21:46you are fired
21:56move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under who i am doesn't matter
22:03all that matters is that you are fired are you certain about firing me you think you're some
22:08unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn about your precious brain you wouldn't say
22:12that exactly jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug yeah
22:17and we even made a profit you expect me to believe that her name wasn't even on those reports so take
22:22your headphones and beat it
22:24and trash ruin my shoes and to defenders finance takes timing and judgment and sticking up for her
22:35shows that you have neither so pack your crap and follow her out the door leave them alone they have
22:40nothing to do with this i'll go
22:45what is office drama more important than making money now
22:51thank you
22:55susan
23:02boss she's high up in trading firing her out of nowhere might be problematic
23:09susan susan susan look around finance is a men's game okay as far as i'm concerned she was just
23:17sitting there warming a chair and cashing paychecks all right i did us a favor we should have squashed
23:21that bug a while ago
23:28dad how's it going i forgot to mention to you there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with
23:36woman executive don't tell me it's
23:43how many women executives do we have susan
23:47just uh two women in executive roles uh these are the ones
23:52she's a talented board paid top dollar for a quant model she built it from scratch and keeping her is non-negotiable
23:59our marketing dominance depends on it jesse harvard phd star trader
24:05dad are you talking about jesse jesse i didn't fire jesse did i
24:11actually jessica she's our golden goose now you need to
24:15dad you just focus on getting better i'll make sure she stays all right
24:20susan tell jesse to come to my office
24:24wait a minute
24:29pete honey remember our pillow talk trading director one-upping jessica
24:42it's time you pay up lover boy
24:44babe it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials
24:49i know but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me
24:55we've got a new ceo let's lay low for a while keep your nose clean will ya
25:07of course
25:08all right
25:14pathetic time to upgrade my meal ticket
25:18okay
25:21come in
25:22jesse
25:24emergency
25:25new boss just asked jessica
25:26what
25:27wait he fired jessica
25:29god is he suicidal or just stupid
25:31he wants you to go see him now
25:33am i up next on the chopping block
25:35okay
25:38okay
25:39god
25:48you needed something jackson
25:50jesse right
25:51damn looking good
25:52thanks
25:53word is
25:54our quant trading model is crushing market averages
25:58i don't say this often but i am impressed
26:00wait that's jessica's work
26:02how does he not know this
26:03uh
26:04absolutely
26:06jackson
26:07uh
26:08i actually pull multiple all-nighters designing that solo
26:11you see
26:14i have
26:15pure
26:16talent
26:17unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using
26:21connections
26:23you're referring to jessica right
26:27i already fired that corporate parasite
26:29i need your model because our fund is launching and i need it to deliver and maximize company profits
26:35don't worry jackson with jessica out of the way i'll get that updated model to you in no time
26:39that's what i like to hear
26:41all right get going clock sticking
26:42i'm on it
26:44that jesse's everything frank promised sir smart and easy on the eyes
26:50hardly remarkable
26:51that's i hire miss j i won't need her anymore
26:54miss j
26:55miss j
26:56miss j is a trading prodigy i met online
26:57she's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market
27:00so that's why jesse doesn't measure up
27:02you've already got someone else in mind
27:04always two steps ahead susan
27:09do you see an issue here
27:10coffee
27:11always
27:12right here
27:13unbelievable
27:16miss j
27:17you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal
27:19join tv and i'll hand you the entire company
27:22boss we have an emergency your wife's in serious trouble
27:23are you crazy i haven't even confessed to jessica yet
27:37ah don't go around calling her that
27:38you told me to call her that
27:39eight years of this secret crush still no action
27:40look nothing bad can happen to her when i'm
27:43wait hold on you found jessica
27:44he got her
27:45she's running trading at tb securities
27:46well she was until the new ceo stepped in and fired her
27:48fired her
27:49she's brilliant how could she get fired
27:51she got her
27:52she was brilliant how could she get fired
27:53she got fired
27:54wow she got fired
27:55that she lost the question
27:56she got fired
27:57she got fired
27:58wow i can't tell you that she got fired
27:59wow i got fired
28:00wow i got fired
28:01how did i got fired
28:02at j accounting company
28:03what i got fired
28:04we got fired
28:05i got fired
28:06well i got fired
28:07that she was a good one
28:08i got fired
28:09Something's off here.
28:11Let's go get her.
28:13This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in,
28:15be the hero, confess your feelings.
28:17You idiot.
28:19You idiot.
28:21This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
28:25Seeing each other every day,
28:27I'll finally get my shot with her.
28:29Boss, snap out of it.
28:31She's in security trading.
28:33Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
28:35So we'll buy one.
28:39This office is all mine now.
29:01Broke much?
29:03Disgusting.
29:09Jessica's Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
29:15Jackson fired Jessica.
29:17And no one knows who she really is.
29:21I can take advantage of this.
29:29Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
29:31Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for 1.3 billion.
29:41Just need your signature to close it.
29:43Boss.
29:45Boss!
29:46What?
29:47Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
29:49What crushed?
29:51You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
29:53We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
29:55What if she's married already?
29:57Well yeah, she's incredible.
29:59Of course others would see that too.
30:01Not happening.
30:05Where are you going?
30:07To the racetrack.
30:08Boss!
30:09To the racetrack.
30:10To the racetrack.
30:11Boss!
30:12To the racetrack.
30:13You win!
30:14Yes!
30:15Boss!
30:17The trading system is down!
30:26What?
30:27The trading system is down!
30:28To the racetrack.
30:36Boss!
30:37The trading system is down!
30:39To the racetrack.
30:40Joes!
30:41Joel, boss!
30:42You win!
30:43Yes!
30:44Boss!
30:45needs you the system is still placing
30:54counter-trend orders the more the market
30:55rises the faster we're selling
30:57my stop-offs are firing like crazy
31:00we're down already the computer thinks
31:03this is normal I can't do anything no
31:05matter what I try if we do this for
31:07another hour we're gonna be filing for
31:08chapter 11 the boss is here
31:15stop staring and get out of the chair go
31:21yesterday's rate cut didn't mean
31:45get into our baseline indicators so the
31:48model things up is down and down is up so
31:51actually it's doing exactly the opposite of
31:53what it should
31:58boss even you can't solve it sorry food
32:07coma is hitting hard mind grabbing me a
32:10coke who does she think she's fooling what
32:15does a woman possibly know about all this
32:17if she fixes it I'll quit immediately
32:19you're gonna eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips
32:25relax people I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden go home get some sleep
32:47and with that we're gone thank you boss you truly are the MVP
32:53all right let's go folks come on let her work let's go
32:57you know
33:14Nailed it.
33:42The model's fixed?
33:44The company account.
33:45Hoss is insane! Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
33:50Time to update that resume, Tom? Or was all that big talk just hot air?
33:54Mark, who is our boss, really?
33:57Clueless as usual, Tom. Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
34:01Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
34:04What on earth are we doing during work hours?
34:09And you are?
34:10Meet the chairman's son.
34:11Your new CEO. Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
34:18And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
34:22Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
34:23You are fired!
34:24Us?
34:25Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:32Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:36Only the best work here.
34:38We made it here on pure talent. You want to talk about mediocrity?
34:42Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
34:45You just hit her?
34:48What the hell's wrong with you?
34:50I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
34:56Here is your hush money. Take it and get out.
35:02You know what?
35:04Here's a little extra.
35:06Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise. No one wants to see that.
35:10Drop it.
35:11Does school handle as much as work?
35:14The board paid insane money for her brain. Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
35:18Listen up, everybody. The market is a savage wilderness. It is a dog-eat-dog world. It is
35:24eat or be eaten. You need to be apex predators, not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
35:33Those will be eaten. But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you will be rewarded accordingly.
35:46Top of the leaderboard is...
35:50Caitlin! Where's my superstar?
35:53That would be me.
35:54Caitlin.
35:58Is this Kayla Twist? Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
36:01You know, she has a concert tonight. Would you want to go?
36:04God, yes.
36:04This is perfect. It's perfect!
36:06Go now, before you're late. And as soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk because you're fine.
36:12What? Why?
36:13The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
36:15You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
36:20Those numbers must be fake.
36:21Now, who's your boss? I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
36:25It's Jessica. She's here.
36:31You are fired.
36:46Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
36:49Who I am doesn't matter. All that matters is that you are fired.
36:53Are you certain about firing me?
36:54You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
36:58You wouldn't say that, exactly.
37:00Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
37:04Yeah, and we even made a profit.
37:06You expect me to believe that?
37:07Her name wasn't even on those reports.
37:09So take your headphones and beat it.
37:14Can't trash ruin my shoes.
37:16And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
37:21And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
37:23So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
37:26Leave them alone. They have nothing to do with this.
37:28I'll go.
37:32What? Is office drama more important than making money now?
37:42Susan!
37:43Boss, she's high up in trading.
37:53Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
37:56Susan, Susan, Susan.
37:59Look around. Finance is a men's game.
38:02Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair and cashing paychecks.
38:06All right, I did us a favor. We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
38:13Dad, how's it going?
38:16I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
38:24Woman executive? Don't tell me it's...
38:30How many women executives do we have Susan?
38:33Just two women in executive roles.
38:36She's a talented board paid top dollar for. A quant model.
38:43She built it from scratch. And keeping her is non-negotiable. Our marketing dominance depends on it.
38:49Jesse. Harvard PhD. Star trader.
38:53Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
38:55Jesse.
38:57I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
38:59Actually, Jessica. She's our golden goose.
39:02Dad, you just focus on getting better. I'll make sure she stays, all right?
39:10Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
39:11All right, all right.
39:21Pete, honey, remember our pillow talk?
39:24Trading director, one-upping Jessica.
39:27Yeah. It's time you pay up, lover boy.
39:32Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
39:36I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
39:43We've got a new CEO. Let's lay low for a while. Keep your nose clean, will ya?
39:50Of course.
40:02Pathetic. Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
40:08Come in.
40:10Jesse. Emergency. New boss just asked Jessica.
40:14What? Wait, he fired Jessica?
40:16God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
40:18He wants you to go see him now.
40:20Am I up next on the chopping block?
40:25Okay.
40:36You needed something, Jackson?
40:37Jesse, you're right. Damn, looking good.
40:40Thanks.
40:41Word is our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
40:45I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
40:48Wait, that's Jessica's work. How does he not know this?
40:53Absolutely. Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
41:01You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
41:10You're referring to Jessica, right?
41:15I already fired that corporate parasite.
41:18I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
41:23Don't worry, Jackson. With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
41:27That's what I like to hear. All right, get going, clock's ticking.
41:30I'm on it.
41:33That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir. Smart and easy on the eyes.
41:37Yeah, hardly remarkable. That's how I hire Miss J. I won't need her anymore.
41:41Miss J?
41:43Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online. She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
41:47So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up. You've already got someone else in mind.
41:52Always two steps ahead, Susan. Susan, do you see an issue here? Coffee. Always. Right here.
42:00Unbelievable.
42:04Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal. Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
42:22Boss, we have an emergency. Your wife's in serious trouble.
42:35Are you crazy? I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet. Ah, don't go around calling her that.
42:40You told me to call her that. Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
42:44Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm... Wait, hold on. You found Jessica?
42:48We got her. She's running trading at TB Securities. Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
42:54Fired her? She's brilliant. How could she get fired? Something's off here.
42:59Let's go get her. This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
43:05You idiot. You idiot. This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
43:14Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
43:17Boss, snap out of it. She's in security, tradie. Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
43:24So we'll buy one.
43:38This office is all mine now.
43:45Wow.
43:47Ugh. Broke much?
43:50Disgusting.
43:58Jessica's Jackson's drinko, Mrs. J?
44:03Jackson fired Jessica.
44:06And no one knows who she really is.
44:09I can take advantage of this.
44:10Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
44:26Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for 1.3 billion. Just need your signature to close it.
44:31Boss? Boss?
44:34What? Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
44:40What crush? You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
44:43We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck. What if she's married already?
44:47Well yeah, she's incredible. Of course others would see that too.
44:52Not happening.
44:58Where are you going?
44:58To the racetrack.
45:00Boss?
45:03To the racetrack.
45:04You win!
45:17Yes!
45:23Boss!
45:24The trading system is down.
45:29What?
45:30The trading system is down. We need you.
45:40The system is still placing counter trend orders. The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
45:45All my stop-offs are firing like crazy.
45:48We're down for a moment already.
45:50The computer thinks this is normal. I can't do anything no matter what I try.
45:53If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for chapter 11.
45:57Don't panic! The boss is here!
46:07Stop staring and get out of the chair. Go!
46:14Don't panic!
46:31Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
46:34So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
46:38So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
46:44I don't know what it should be.
46:49Boss? Even you can't solve it?
46:53Sorry. Food coma's hitting hard.
46:56Mind grabbing me a Coke?
47:00Who does she think she's fooling?
47:02What does a woman possibly know about all this?
47:04If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
47:06You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
47:08I'll quit.
47:09I'll quit.
47:12Here you go boss.
47:27Relax people, I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
47:30Go home, get some sleep.
47:35And with that, we're gone.
47:38Thank you boss, you truly are the MVP.
47:41All right, let's go folks. Come on, let her work. Let's go!
48:00You are the MVP.
48:10Nailed it.
48:10The model's fixed?
48:29The company account.
48:32Boss is insane! Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
48:37Time to update that resume, Tom? Or was all that big talk just hot air?
48:41Mark, who is our boss, really?
48:44This is usual, Tom. Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
48:48Our algorithm is the reason why TB security is a ty-
48:51What on earth are we doing during work hours?
48:56And you are?
48:57Meet the chairman's son, your new CEO.
49:01Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
49:05And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
49:09Well, it's actually funny you mention that, but-
49:10You are fired!
49:15Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:19Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity. Only the best work here.
49:26You made it here on pure talent. You want to talk about mediocrity?
49:30Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
49:34Did you just hit her? What the hell's wrong with you?
49:37I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
49:43Here is your hush money. Take it and get out.
49:49You know what? Here's a little extra. Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
49:55No one wants to see that.
49:57Drop it. Just go handle this when she's back.
50:01The board paid insane money for her brain. Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
50:06Listen up, everybody. The market is a savage wilderness. It is a dog-eat-dog world. It is eat
50:12or be eaten. You need to be apex predators, not little fluffy performance-faking rabbits.
50:20Those will be eaten. But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you will be rewarded accordingly.
50:34Top of the leaderboard is...
50:37Kaitlyn! Where's my superstar?
50:40That would be me.
50:41Kaitlyn.
50:43Is this Kayla Twist? Are you a Kayla Twist fan? You know,
50:49she has a concert tonight. Would you want to go?
50:50God, yes.
50:51This is perfect. It's perfect. Go now, before you're late. And as soon as the concert's over,
50:57clean out your desk, because you're fired.
50:59What? Why?
51:00The Nikkei opens during concert hours. You know, I figured a traitor wouldn't put Kayla Twist above
51:06making trades. Those numbers must be fake. And who's your boss? I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
51:11It's Jessica. She's here.
51:29You are fired.
51:33Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
51:37Who I am doesn't matter. All that matters is that you are fired.
51:40Are you certain about firing me?
51:41You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn
51:44without your precious brain?
51:45You wouldn't say that, exactly.
51:47Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
51:51Yeah, and we even made a profit.
51:53You expect me to believe that? Her name wasn't even on those reports. So take your headphones and beat it.
52:01Can't trash ruin my shoes.
52:03And two defenders. Finance takes timing and judgment. And sticking up for her shows that you have
52:10neither. So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
52:13Leave them alone. They have nothing to do with this. I'll go.
52:19What? Is office drama more important than making money now?
52:29Susan!
52:32Boss, she's high up in trading. Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
52:44Susan, Susan, Susan.
52:46Look around. Finance is a men's game.
52:49Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there warming a chair and cashing paychecks.
52:53All right, I did us a favor. We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
52:56Okay.
53:01Dad, how's it going?
53:04I forgot to mention to you there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
53:12Woman executive? Don't tell me it's...
53:17How many women executives do we have Susan?
53:19Just two women in executive roles. These are the files.
53:26She's a talent the board paid top dollar for. A quant model. She built it from scratch.
53:32And keeping her is non-negotiable. Our marketing dominance depends on it.
53:36Jesse. Harvard PhD. Star trader.
53:42Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
53:44Yeah, Jesse.
53:45I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
53:46No, actually, Jessica. She's our golden goose. Now you need to...
53:50Dad, you just focus on getting better. I'll make sure she stays, all right?
53:57Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
53:58Wait a minute.
54:06Pete, honey. Remember our pillow talk? Trading director. One-upping Jessica.
54:16It's time you pay up, lover boy.
54:19Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
54:23I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
54:30We've got a new CEO. Let's lay low for a while.
54:34I'll keep your nose clean, will ya?
54:41Of course.
54:42All right.
54:49Pathetic. Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
54:55Come in.
54:57Jesse. Emergency. New boss just asked Jessica.
55:01What? Wait, he fired Jessica?
55:03God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
55:06He wants you to go see him now.
55:07Am I up next on the chopping block?
55:12Okay.
55:23You needed something, Jackson?
55:25Jesse, you're right.
55:26Damn, looking good.
55:28Thanks.
55:28Word is our quant trading model is crushing market averages. I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
55:35Wait, that's Jessica's work. How does he not know this?
55:40Absolutely. Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
55:48You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
56:00You're referring to Jessica, right?
56:02I already fired that corporate parasite.
56:04I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
56:10Don't worry, Jackson. With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
56:14That's what I like to hear. All right, get going, clock sticking.
56:17I'm on it.
56:17That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir. Smart and easy on the eyes.
56:25Hardly remarkable. Once I hire Miss J, I won't need her anymore.
56:29Miss J?
56:30Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online. She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
56:36So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up. You've already got someone else in mind.
56:40Always two steps ahead, Susan.
56:41Susan, do you see an issue here? Coffee. Always. Right here. Unbelievable.
56:51Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal. Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
57:11Miss J. Boss, we have an emergency. Your wife's in serious trouble.
57:22Are you crazy? I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet. Don't go around calling her that.
57:27You told me to call her that. Eight years of this secret crush. Still no action.
57:32Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm... Wait, hold on. You found Jessica?
57:35We got her. She's running trading at TB Securities. Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
57:41Fired her? She's brilliant. How could she get fired? Something's off here.
57:46Let's go get her. This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
57:52You idiot. You idiot. This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
57:59See each other every day. I'll finally get my shot with her.
58:04Boss, snap out of it. She's in security, tradie. Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
58:10So we'll buy one.
58:12This office is all mine now.
58:27Broke much? Disgusting.
58:46Jessica's Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
58:50Jackson fired Jessica. And no one knows who she really is.
58:54I can take advantage of this.
59:04Jessie, what do you think you're doing?