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00:00:00My name is Clyde Lane, and three days ago, I developed a terrible superpower.

00:00:09I see death before it happens.

00:00:11Whatever you do, don't cross that road, because if you do, you're gonna die.

00:00:20Is there a bomb in this office?

00:00:23Didn't I fire your ass last week?

00:00:25He's a delivery boy now.

00:00:30What's my wife doing here?

00:00:35Something is seriously wrong with you, Clyde. Take your crazy theories somewhere else.

00:00:39What will it take for you guys to believe me?

00:00:41If we don't leave here, we are all gonna die!

00:00:44Get out of my feet!

00:00:46This is happening. This is true, okay?

00:00:51Come on, let's go!

00:01:00Well, well, look who it is. Clyde. Didn't you, uh, get fired last week?

00:01:14I did. I got fired. I just got a delivery for the office.

00:01:19You're delivering food now? Oh my god, that is so pathetic. You fell hard.

00:01:28Wait, Mark.

00:01:29Must be so awkward going back there when they just threw you out, especially as a delivery boy.

00:01:35Oof.

00:01:36Mark, stop.

00:01:37Don't touch me. I don't wanna catch your sad.

00:01:40Hey, just listen to me, okay? Whatever you do, don't cross that road.

00:01:44Cause if you do, you're gonna die.

00:01:46What the hell is wrong with you, man? I'm already late. What, you want me to get fired too?

00:01:52Loser.

00:01:56Hey, keep that food warm, alright?

00:01:58My name is Clyde Lane, and three days ago I developed a terrible superpower.

00:02:14I see death before it happens. How, when, and why.

00:02:19He's the fourth one. I've tried to save them all, but they ignored me.

00:02:23Why would anyone do less than me?!

00:02:25What?

00:02:42What?

00:02:43Hey, hey!

00:02:44Hey, you, up there!

00:02:45Hey, come down! You're gonna fall!

00:02:47Hey! Hey!

00:02:49Clyde?

00:02:50It's good to see you, man, but what are you doing?

00:02:52Alan, Alan, you see that window washer?

00:02:54He's about to fall, okay?

00:02:55I, I can see a timer above his head that tells me exactly when and how he's gonna die.

00:03:00And that guy is about to die in ten seconds!

00:03:02Hey!

00:03:03Hey!

00:03:04Get down!

00:03:05Jesus, Clyde, get it together.

00:03:06You gotta snap out of me. You sound like a crazy person.

00:03:11Holy fucking shit!

00:03:13You just, what, what you just said, how did you, how did you know he was gonna die?

00:03:18He's the fifth person I've tried to save.

00:03:24Fifth in three days.

00:03:30Why are you looking at me like that?

00:03:32Dude, seriously, what's wrong? You're scaring me!

00:03:35That death nightmare.

00:03:36You have one, too.

00:03:38Clyde, what the hell's wrong with you? Don't fuck with me like that. It's not funny.

00:03:42No, it's not a joke, Alan, okay?

00:03:44Yours says you're gonna die from a heart attack at 9.25 AM.

00:03:48Okay, predicting one random guy's death doesn't mean you suddenly have superpowers.

00:03:58And I've never had heart problems in my life. You lost your damn mind.

00:04:01Alan, I've known you for years. Why would I pull something this messed up? Just please, trust me, okay?

00:04:09In the last three days, I've seen five people with that exact same timer.

00:04:16And now, they're all dead.

00:04:22This is bullshit! People don't just drop dead because they say they will.

00:04:26Maybe if you had spent less time on comic book doomsday bullshit and more on your job, you wouldn't have gotten fired.

00:04:32Alan, just get yourself to a hospital, okay? Just get yourself checked out, please, for my sake, okay?

00:04:38Dude, I feel great. No, actually, I feel fucking amazing. Or at least I did, until you showed up acting like a creep.

00:04:44Maybe everybody at work was right about you. You know what they've been saying?

00:04:48That you're washed up.

00:04:50You used to be good, man. But when was the last time you actually closed a deal?

00:04:53Hell, even Liam, who starred as your intern, got promoted to manager over you.

00:04:58It's not about me, Alan. I swear, it's not, okay?

00:05:01Whatever. I don't have time for this. Thanks for making me late.

00:05:04Those other people who died were just strangers, but this is different. I can't lose Alan.

00:05:16I have to save him.

00:05:27Hey.

00:05:29What are you doing here?

00:05:31Hey, Claire. Didn't think I'd be back here so soon, huh?

00:05:36Hmm.

00:05:37Uh, I've got a, um, delivery for Mr. Kingsley.

00:05:45What are you looking at, creep? You're here to bring food, not look down my shirt.

00:05:50Oh, no, no, I wasn't, I was-

00:05:52Is someone bothering you, babe?

00:05:54Yes, Liam, this pervert right here.

00:05:56Didn't I fire your ass last week?

00:05:58He just showed up, and he decided to look at my chest.

00:06:01What? No, Claire, that is not what happened, okay?

00:06:04I was looking above your head because you have-

00:06:09Jesus Christ.

00:06:10Liam, too?

00:06:11Hello?

00:06:16Same time, same cause.

00:06:17Earth declined.

00:06:19What are you doing here?

00:06:20He's dropping off lunch.

00:06:22He's a delivery boy now.

00:06:24Oh, a delivery boy?

00:06:26Wow.

00:06:29It didn't take long for you to just hit rock bottom, huh?

00:06:34Cute vest, though.

00:06:37Now be a good little delivery boy.

00:06:39Drop off for your food, and get the fuck out of here.

00:06:45Uh, look, look, I think you and Claire are in grave danger, okay?

00:06:50Liam, I know we've had-

00:06:51Liam?

00:06:52What?

00:06:53Are we on a first-name basis?

00:06:55No!

00:06:56You are the help, and you will address me as Mr. Wealthy Boy!

00:07:05Oh my god.

00:07:06Is there a bomb in this office?

00:07:07Hey, hey, hey, listen up.

00:07:08Everybody, um, can I just get your attention?

00:07:09Just, just for a second.

00:07:10Oh my god.

00:07:11Is there a bomb in this office?

00:07:13Hey, hey, hey, listen up.

00:07:14Everybody, um, can I just get your attention?

00:07:15Just, just for a second.

00:07:16Clyde?

00:07:17What are you doing here?

00:07:18Didn't you get fired?

00:07:19Yes, he was.

00:07:20And now look at him.

00:07:21A sad, needy delivery boy.

00:07:22A sad, needy delivery boy that he was in for a second.

00:07:23You're all right.

00:07:24Oh my god.

00:07:25Oh my god.

00:07:26Oh my god.

00:07:27Oh my god.

00:07:28Is there a bomb in this office?

00:07:30Oh my god.

00:07:31Oh my god.

00:07:32Is there a bomb in this office?

00:07:33Oh my god.

00:07:34Is there a bomb in this office?

00:07:36Hey, hey, hey, hey, listen up.

00:07:37Everybody, um, can I just get your attention?

00:07:39Just, just for a second.

00:07:40Clyde?

00:07:41What are you doing here?

00:07:42Did you get fired?

00:07:43And now look at him. A sad, needy delivery boy begging for attention.

00:07:50Uh, Liam, Mr. Wellesley, I think there is gonna be a bomb that goes off in this office at 9.30am.

00:07:57We need to get everyone out of here now, okay?

00:08:00A bomb? Oh gosh, everybody come in. Morning meeting, okay, okay.

00:08:06This is why you need to work hard.

00:08:10Y'all remember Clyde? He used to be a good employee. Hell, he was my boss when I first started working here.

00:08:19But Clyde got complacent, and all his clients dried up.

00:08:25And now look at him. He's a starving nobody, begging for attention so bad that he makes up a bomb threat.

00:08:35Victory Group's security team is world class. No way someone snuck an explosive in here.

00:08:41Yeah, the chances of a bomb attack are about the same as us getting struck by lightning.

00:08:44Or, Clyde getting a real jobs.

00:08:47Okay, everybody, please, just listen to me.

00:08:50Everyone, please, please, I beg, listen to me.

00:08:53Look at him. He's a frickin' delivery boy. And apparently he can't even do that right.

00:08:59Cause he's spilled it everywhere.

00:09:09Oh

00:09:27These people are horrible, but I can't just let them die

00:09:31Look, everybody, I know it sounds crazy, but I know what I'm talking about, okay?

00:09:41I can sense when something bad is gonna happen. Go get Alan, okay? He'll back me up.

00:09:47Don't listen to this pervert. He's probably just here to stare down your shirts.

00:09:51It's not about that right now.

00:09:53Hey, hey, what's the matter, Clive? Your wife not giving it up to you since you lost your job?

00:09:58You're reduced to staring down chicks' shirts like a sex offender.

00:10:02Ah, what a creep.

00:10:04Just get out of here, man.

00:10:05Please, just go get Alan. He can explain what I can do.

00:10:14We're not getting anyone.

00:10:17Investors from the M&N Investment Group are coming today.

00:10:21It's a huge deal on the line for us.

00:10:24If you screw this up, I swear to God, the only thing exploding today will be the bomb I'm putting on your pathetic bike.

00:10:32Why won't you listen to me? What is wrong with you?

00:10:36There's nothing wrong with him. You are almost 40 and just got fired. Stop embarrassing yourself and just go.

00:10:43I can't, okay, please. Just everybody leave the building. I swear on my life.

00:10:50Okay, okay, that's it. I'm done with you. If you don't get out of here, I swear I'm gonna hurt you.

00:10:55That's what I'll say.

00:11:00What will it take for you guys to believe me? Huh? What will it take?

00:11:04If we don't leave here, we are all gonna die.

00:11:07That's it. That's fucking it.

00:11:17Mr. Wellesley, please, believe me, your life depends on it.

00:11:22Shut the fuck up!

00:11:27Mr. Wellesley, please. You know what Clyde gets sometimes?

00:11:29Stupid old fucks. No wonder they're friends.

00:11:34Thank God you're here, man. Please, please, tell them what I can do, okay?

00:11:39Tell them about today.

00:11:41That guy is about to die in ten seconds!

00:11:43Just snap out of you. You sound like a crazy person.

00:11:48Holy fucking shit!

00:11:54What the hell are you doing today?

00:11:56If you keep acting like a complete madman, you're gonna get me fired.

00:11:59I don't wanna be a door dasher in my forties.

00:12:01Alan!

00:12:03Tell them about the window cleaner, okay? Tell them about the death timer. It's real!

00:12:09Please, Clyde, stop. For your own good.

00:12:12Look, everybody in here has a timer that says they're gonna die from an explosion at 9.30!

00:12:18Right, and earlier you told me I was gonna die from a heart attack at 9.25.

00:12:22Which one is it? You can't even keep your own bullshit straight!

00:12:27It's both. It's both. Both are real!

00:12:30Your timer says you're gonna die from a heart attack at 9.25!

00:12:35That's it. I'm done with this craziness.

00:12:41Get your batshit crazy friend out of here, or I'm gonna fire you too.

00:12:47Come on. We'll walk you out of here.

00:12:55I'm not going anywhere, okay? After everything we've been through!

00:12:58Why don't you believe me?

00:13:00Look, I think if we get you to the hospital now, you still have time!

00:13:04Give it a rest. I'm trying to help you. And you're telling me I'm about to drop dead?

00:13:08Yes.

00:13:09Is this some stupid, sick, jealous thing because I still have my job? Is that what this really is?

00:13:14No! And he's not some stupid jealous! You think I'm trying to save your life, man!

00:13:19I didn't fucking ask you to!

00:13:20What?

00:13:21Get out of my face!

00:13:22Can someone clean this shit up?

00:13:47Can someone clean this shit up?

00:13:51And, uh, Claire!

00:13:53File a complaint with DoorDash.

00:13:55I want this delivery boy fired.

00:13:59Listen up. This is not a drill.

00:14:01There's a bomb in the building.

00:14:03It's gonna go off at exactly 9.30.

00:14:05Everyone needs to evacuate. Now!

00:14:07Damn. I didn't fully snap.

00:14:09Yeah, psycho.

00:14:11Hey, if you're gonna talk shit,

00:14:13at least say it to his face.

00:14:15Please exit the premises.

00:14:16This is not a drill.

00:14:17Clyde!

00:14:18Are you serious right now?

00:14:20Yes! A hundred percent! I swear to you!

00:14:22You're dead, moron!

00:14:23Clyde, are you out of your fucking mind?

00:14:25Get away from the intercom!

00:14:30Get away from the intercom!

00:14:31Mr. Kingsley, uh, Clyde has completely lost his mind.

00:14:35He's scaring everyone, trying to convince us all

00:14:38that there's gonna be an explosion here at 9.30.

00:14:41Mr. Kingsley, it's true, okay?

00:14:43There is an explosion happening at 9.30 AM.

00:14:46That's enough!

00:14:47I need you to shut your fucking mouth

00:14:49and get the fuck out of here, okay?

00:14:50The people from Imminent Investment Group

00:14:52is already on their way,

00:14:53and your bullshit, your craziness

00:14:55is the last thing anyone needs.

00:14:57Mr. Kingsley, I am not crazy, okay?

00:14:59I guarantee you, this is happening.

00:15:01This is true, okay?

00:15:02Security!

00:15:05Hold this man and call the authorities.

00:15:07You know, don't even bother, okay?

00:15:10If none of you believe me, fine.

00:15:12Stay, see what happens.

00:15:13I, for one, am leaving.

00:15:16What's my wife doing here?

00:15:19Oh no, I forgot Ivy was coming here today.

00:15:37There you go, honey.

00:15:38Okay, stop, stop.

00:15:39You're wrinkling my blouse.

00:15:40Look, I have an important meeting

00:15:41at your old office today,

00:15:42and I can't deal with any distractions.

00:15:43Look, I know that building

00:15:44gets a lot of deliveries,

00:15:45so if you get sent there,

00:15:46just do me a favor,

00:15:47don't mention that we're married,

00:15:48alright?

00:15:49Of course, honey, yeah.

00:15:50Okay.

00:15:51Love you.

00:15:52Mr. Todd, Miss Linden!

00:15:53Nice to meet you.

00:15:54Thanks for having us.

00:15:55Let's give a warm welcome

00:15:56to Xavier Todd and Ivy Linden

00:15:58from Imminent Investor.

00:15:59I've been in the office today,

00:16:00and I can't deal with any distractions.

00:16:01Look, I know that building

00:16:02gets a lot of deliveries,

00:16:03so if you get sent there,

00:16:04just do me a favor,

00:16:05don't mention that we're married.

00:16:06Alright?

00:16:07Of course, honey, yeah.

00:16:08Okay.

00:16:09Love you.

00:16:12Mr. Todd!

00:16:13Miss Linden!

00:16:14Nice to meet you.

00:16:15Thanks for having us.

00:16:16Let's give a warm welcome

00:16:17to Xavier Todd and Ivy Linden

00:16:19from Imminent Investor.

00:16:20Imminent Investment Group!

00:16:27If Ivy stays,

00:16:28she'll die along with everyone else.

00:16:30I need to get her out of here.

00:16:32Ivy!

00:16:33Miss, uh, Linden!

00:16:34Please, come with me.

00:16:35There's actually an emergency situation.

00:16:37Let me escort you off the premises.

00:16:43Clyde!

00:16:44What the hell are you doing?

00:16:45Let Miss Linden go!

00:16:46My apologies.

00:16:47This delivery boy's having himself

00:16:49a rough morning.

00:16:50Liam!

00:16:51I want him out of my sight!

00:16:56How about some coffee?

00:16:57We have bagels!

00:16:58That sounds like a plan.

00:16:59It's fine.

00:17:00Wait!

00:17:01Hey, Ivy!

00:17:02Look!

00:17:03There's a bomb in the building!

00:17:04We need to get out of here now!

00:17:05Let go of her, you fucking lunatic!

00:17:06There's gonna be an explosion!

00:17:08You have to quit standing around!

00:17:10Kill the helmet!

00:17:11No!

00:17:12No!

00:17:13Ivy!

00:17:17Emily!

00:17:18Where the hell do you think you're going?

00:17:19I don't know about you,

00:17:20but I don't plan on dying at my desk.

00:17:22Don't tell me you actually believe.

00:17:24Maybe he's lying.

00:17:25Maybe he's not.

00:17:26Either way, better safe than sorry.

00:17:28I don't want my last moments to be working at the victory group.

00:17:31Emily, get back here!

00:17:32You're still on the clock!

00:17:33Hey!

00:17:34Where do you think you're going?

00:17:35People!

00:17:36Hey!

00:17:37Come on!

00:17:38Miss Linden!

00:17:39Come on, we have to go!

00:17:40Oh!

00:17:41Fucking hell, Clyde!

00:17:42Did you take this delivery just because you knew I'd be working here?

00:17:56Ivy, this is bigger than your job, okay?

00:17:59I'm trying to save our lives!

00:18:01Oh, please.

00:18:02You're jealous of Xavier, who's just my boss,

00:18:05and so you're trying to sabotage my meeting.

00:18:07It's not gonna work.

00:18:08Ivy, Ivy, Ivy, I'm not jealous, okay?

00:18:11Of all the people, I thought you'd believe me!

00:18:18Mr. Todd, just ignore him.

00:18:22Clyde's been struggling.

00:18:25Whatever the case may be,

00:18:27a potential bomb threat is no trivial matter.

00:18:29The woman who left had a point.

00:18:31It'd be smart to take this more seriously.

00:18:33Absolutely.

00:18:34Around here, safety first, always.

00:18:37You said there was gonna be an explosion.

00:18:39Yes, Mr. Todd, absolutely.

00:18:41You need to evacuate right now,

00:18:43and you should take Miss Linden here with you.

00:18:45Please.

00:18:46Not so fast.

00:18:47How do you even know this?

00:18:49Where's your proof?

00:18:50Where's the bomb located?

00:18:52Who planted it?

00:18:53I don't know.

00:18:54I'm sorry.

00:18:55I...

00:18:56So no location?

00:18:57No suspects?

00:18:59Just blind panic?

00:19:01You really expect us to drop everything based on nothing?

00:19:04Look.

00:19:05I know.

00:19:06I get it.

00:19:07It sounds crazy.

00:19:08But...

00:19:09I can see a death timer, okay?

00:19:13Above every single person's head.

00:19:15I see when they're gonna die.

00:19:17And right now, everybody here is gonna die at 9.30 from an explosion.

00:19:21A death timer.

00:19:26Of course.

00:19:28Are you hearing this?

00:19:31Like I said, the Clyde isn't well.

00:19:34I'll take care of him, sir.

00:19:36Come on, buddy.

00:19:37Let's go.

00:19:38They got a medium to get to.

00:19:39Stop.

00:19:40Mr. Todd, in 30 seconds, this man right here is gonna have a heart attack and die!

00:19:57That's it.

00:19:59All I've done is try to help you.

00:20:01You know, I really thought we were friends.

00:20:03Alan, I...

00:20:04You what?

00:20:05You've been jammering on about my death all morning.

00:20:07Are you really that jealous?

00:20:09Because I'm done.

00:20:10We're done.

00:20:11Do you know why he's so obsessed with getting Miss Linden to leave?

00:20:14No, no.

00:20:15Because she's his wife.

00:20:16And as for me, I'm not gonna die.

00:20:19You see this shit, Clyde?

00:20:21I could do this all day.

00:20:22No, stop.

00:20:23That's not healthy, my heart is...

00:20:24Stop.

00:20:25No, no, no, no, Alan!

00:20:28No, no, Alan, no!

00:20:31See?

00:20:32I told you!

00:20:36He's having a heart attack right now!

00:20:39Hey!

00:20:40Hey!

00:20:41Hey!

00:20:42Hey!

00:20:43Hey!

00:20:44Buddy!

00:20:46Shit!

00:20:47He's not breathing.

00:20:49He must be dead.

00:20:52Alan's not dead.

00:20:54He's just passed out.

00:20:56Probably from all the dancing.

00:20:58Clyde, it was your hysterics that caused this!

00:21:01Me?

00:21:02Did Clyde just predict this?

00:21:04No.

00:21:05No way.

00:21:06It's ridiculous.

00:21:07It's just a freak coincidence.

00:21:09Probably fine in no time, buddy.

00:21:11Okay?

00:21:12Clyde Sonson's probably just stressed you out.

00:21:13Alright.

00:21:14Good work.

00:21:15You know, mornings aren't usually like this around here.

00:21:28What do you say we get back to that meeting, huh?

00:21:32I'm ready.

00:21:33You ready?

00:21:34You ready?

00:21:35Don't worry about it, Mr. Kansley.

00:21:37I can't judge an entire company off of one employee's actions.

00:21:40Let's get it started.

00:21:41Yeah.

00:21:42This way.

00:21:43After you.

00:21:44Okay.

00:21:45Hey, Penny.

00:21:46Hey.

00:21:47Hey.

00:21:48Hey.

00:21:49Hey.

00:21:50Hey.

00:21:51Hey.

00:21:52Hey.

00:21:53Hey.

00:21:54Hey.

00:21:55Hey.

00:21:56Hey.

00:21:57Hey.

00:21:58Abby!

00:21:59Clyde!

00:22:00What the fuck are you trying to do?

00:22:01Save your lives!

00:22:02Ho ho ho!

00:22:03Wake the fuck up!

00:22:05I've never been more awake in my life!

00:22:08What?

00:22:09Do you even know why you went from being a five-time sales champion to getting fired?

00:22:16Why?

00:22:17Because you're a fossil.

00:22:19The game changed, but you didn't.

00:22:22Mr. Kansley handed all his clients off to me.

00:22:25In fact, your best pal, Alan, he was pretty happy to steal from you too.

00:22:30You all knew?

00:22:31You were hiding this from me?

00:22:32We didn't exactly have to hide.

00:22:33I mean, come on.

00:22:34Mr. Oblivious here didn't suspect a thing.

00:22:35Okay.

00:22:36I get it.

00:22:37So you were all ganging up on me from the start, huh?

00:22:38Well, you could all go to hell.

00:22:39That's for you.

00:22:40Get out of my way.

00:22:41Cause I...

00:22:42Get out of my way.

00:22:43Because I have got to save my life.

00:22:44Grab him!

00:22:45I'm alive!

00:22:46Hold on!

00:22:47Hold on!

00:22:48Hold on!

00:22:49Hey!

00:22:50Let me go!

00:22:51Get out of my way!

00:22:52Get out of my way!

00:22:53Hold on!

00:22:54Hold on!

00:22:55Hold on!

00:22:56Hold on!

00:22:57Hold on!

00:22:58Hey!

00:22:59Let me go!

00:23:00Get out of my way!

00:23:01Get out of my way!

00:23:02Cause I have got to save my wife!

00:23:03Hold on!

00:23:04Hold on!

00:23:05Hold on!

00:23:06Hey!

00:23:07Let me go!

00:23:08Get somewhere safe on this little cat!

00:23:09So here's what I'm thinking.

00:23:11About this investment.

00:23:12Hold on!

00:23:13Hold on!

00:23:14Hold on!

00:23:15Hold on!

00:23:16Hey!

00:23:17I'm sorry.

00:23:18I'll be right back.

00:23:22Get out of my way!

00:23:27Save her!

00:23:28Save her!

00:23:29I swear I'll kill you!

00:23:31Clyde!

00:23:33Clyde!

00:23:34That's enough!

00:23:45Woo!

00:23:46Woo!

00:23:47Woo!

00:23:48Woo!

00:23:49Woo!

00:23:50Woo!

00:23:51Woo!

00:23:52Woo!

00:23:53Woo!

00:23:54Woo!

00:23:55Woo!

00:23:56Woo!

00:23:57Woo!

00:23:58Woo!

00:23:59Woo!

00:24:00Woo!

00:24:01Woo!

00:24:02Woo!

00:24:03Woo!

00:24:04Woo!

00:24:05Woo!

00:24:06Woo!

00:24:07Woo!

00:24:08Woo!

00:24:09Woo!

00:24:10Woo!

00:24:11Woo!

00:24:12Woo!

00:24:13Woo!

00:24:14Get off me!

00:24:26There was no explosion.

00:24:29No explosion, no fire, no destruction, no big boom.

00:24:33You dragged me out here for nothing.

00:24:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:24:37This doesn't make any sense.

00:24:38It should have happened.

00:24:39The timer above Ivy's head is gone.

00:24:46Did I lose my power?

00:24:47Something is seriously wrong with you, Clyde.

00:24:50Take your crazy theories somewhere else.

00:24:52I need to get back to work.

00:24:54Damn it.

00:24:55I got distracted by all that yelling and it didn't go off.

00:24:59Fuck it.

00:25:00They get a little more time.

00:25:03And then they're blown to pieces.

00:25:09Oh no, it didn't stop.

00:25:12It just got delayed.

00:25:13Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

00:25:15Ivy, Ivy, Ivy, the bomb is still going off, okay?

00:25:18It just, it somehow got delayed.

00:25:20Jesus, Clyde, just leave me alone and let me do my job.

00:25:24I've been preparing for this for months.

00:25:26No, Ivy, this office is a time bomb.

00:25:29Look, I get it, right?

00:25:31You love your work, but at the end of the day, it's just money, okay?

00:25:33Please, it's not worth your life.

00:25:35Oh, Clyde, you still don't get it, do you?

00:25:42Money is everything.

00:25:43Ivy.

00:25:44Do you even have any idea how much we spend every month?

00:25:48Ivy.

00:25:49Mortgage, car loans, utilities, groceries, and all the junk you blow money on?

00:25:53It's about 10 grand per month.

00:25:56It was fine back when you were bringing in real money, but now you don't even have a real job.

00:26:02My job is the only reason we have food on the table.

00:26:04I'm sorry, okay, I didn't leave here.

00:26:07God damn you, Clyde!

00:26:10You know I could have lost my job over this, right?

00:26:14If Mr. Todd decides to fire me, we won't be able to survive.

00:26:20I'm sorry I've neglected you.

00:26:22I've been, I've been a terrible husband.

00:26:25I have, and I promise I will do better, I will, but right now, please, please, you just

00:26:31have to trust me, okay?

00:26:32Because this bomb, it's gonna go-

00:26:34Oh my God!

00:26:36There is no bomb!

00:26:39I swear to God, I can't, I can't lose my job today.

00:26:42Because we really need this money for the three of us.

00:26:56You're?

00:26:57Yeah, Clyde.

00:27:00I'm pregnant.

00:27:01I'm gonna, I'm gonna be a dad.

00:27:07It's time to start acting like one.

00:27:09Now, calm down, and let me go in there and close this deal.

00:27:14If she won't leave, I'll find the bomb myself.

00:27:17Ivy, I swear, I'm gonna save you and our baby.

00:27:21Want some?

00:27:25I thought you left, Emily.

00:27:27I did, but your little bomb didn't go off.

00:27:32Besides, the last time I ditched early, Mr. Kingsley docked my pie.

00:27:38Honestly, I kind of wish this place had exploded.

00:27:41Now I have to go back and work with these idiots again.

00:27:44Where the hell did she get those chips?

00:27:47Closest store is a 10 minute walk, and she wasn't gone long enough to go there.

00:27:51Clyde, you coming?

00:27:54Uh, yeah, no, I'll, I'll, I'll be right there.

00:28:05So, genius, wasn't this place supposed to blow up at 9.30?

00:28:09What time is it now, huh?

00:28:13Yeah.

00:28:14Where the hell did they put Alan?

00:28:20He was dead.

00:28:21I saw him.

00:28:22Hey, what did you do with Alan?

00:28:24Oh, great question.

00:28:26Hey, hey, has anyone seen Alan?

00:28:29Uh, maybe he got blown up.

00:28:32Stop trying to freak these people out!

00:28:35You saw Alan doing jumping jacks, right?

00:28:37The guy is perfectly fine.

00:28:39So quit being a salty bitch and get the fuck out of here!

00:28:43Bunch of idiots.

00:28:45Who the hell stays in an office with a bomb threat?

00:28:49Okay, listen, everybody, it wasn't a false alarm, okay?

00:28:52The bomb is still going off!

00:28:54It just got delayed somehow, I don't know, but now it's 11 a.m.

00:28:59Jesus Christ, Clyde!

00:29:00Know your place!

00:29:01Guys, I don't need to remind you, you got fired, so go!

00:29:06They're never going to believe me.

00:29:08Fine.

00:29:08I'll find the bomber myself.

00:29:10Anything to save my wife.

00:29:13I wonder how she's doing in there.

00:29:14I'm sorry, I, uh, I gotta take this, um...

00:29:22I'm sorry, Mr. Todd.

00:29:32I should have told you about my marriage.

00:29:34I just, I wanted to keep things professional.

00:29:36And besides, I, I never knew he would make a scene like that.

00:29:41Ivy, relax.

00:29:42It's not your fault.

00:29:43He just happened to be here for a delivery.

00:29:45There's no way this could have been planned.

00:29:47Besides, he doesn't have the power to ruin this deal.

00:29:51Thank you for being so understanding.

00:29:53The thing is, Ivy, I already knew.

00:29:58About your marriage.

00:29:59About Clyde.

00:30:00You did?

00:30:00Ivy, you must have noticed.

00:30:05I've grown quite fond of you over the years.

00:30:10So I did a little bit of research.

00:30:13I was curious.

00:30:14What kind of special man won over someone so brilliant,

00:30:18someone so stunning as you?

00:30:21Oh.

00:30:22But Clyde, he, you could do so much better than him.

00:30:26I mean, the guy's not all there.

00:30:29Clyde's a good man.

00:30:30He's just, you know, he's having a bad day.

00:30:32Hey.

00:30:33It's not my place to judge your personal decisions.

00:30:37But this isn't going to change the way I feel about you.

00:30:41Ivy.

00:30:42You deserve more.

00:30:44A better life.

00:30:45Someone who actually sees your worth.

00:30:48Someone.

00:30:50Like me.

00:30:56Okay, Mr. Todd, you're my boss.

00:30:59Well, at least I'm not crazy.

00:31:02Really.

00:31:03Why are you so low to him?

00:31:07I'm going to ask you to come with me.

00:31:09We got a surprise for you.

00:31:14Oh!

00:31:15All right, people.

00:31:16It is time to show Mr. Todd and Miss Linden

00:31:19what a tight-knit, high-energy family we are.

00:31:23You all ready for a dance performance?

00:31:25Hi, I can't hear you.

00:31:29Hi, I can't hear you.

00:31:30Who said that?

00:31:33Clyde, was that you?

00:31:34What the hell are you doing here?

00:31:36You know what?

00:31:37Never mind.

00:31:38Okay, the priority is to show our investors our culture.

00:31:42A mandatory dance routine?

00:31:44What is this?

00:31:45Fucking kindergarten?

00:31:47Stupid fucking corporate bullshit.

00:31:49Man, she really hates working here.

00:31:53Wait, could Emily be the one who planted the bomb?

00:31:57All right, team.

00:31:59Let's get moving.

00:32:01Alan!

00:32:02You're alive!

00:32:03Come here!

00:32:04What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger, right?

00:32:12Look, Clyde.

00:32:13I think it was a minor heart episode.

00:32:15I've had heart problems for the past year.

00:32:17Didn't tell anyone.

00:32:18And Mr. Kingsley, if you found out,

00:32:20he'd think I was a liability and have me fired.

00:32:22Luckily, someone grabbed my meds

00:32:24and gave me a few when I was out.

00:32:26I'm good as new.

00:32:27Scary stuff, though.

00:32:28I think I may have even stopped breathing for a second.

00:32:31Alan.

00:32:32Okay, whatever you do,

00:32:34do not join in this dance, okay?

00:32:36Your timer, it's changed.

00:32:37Now it says you die at 9.55.

00:32:40Jesus, Clyde.

00:32:40Again with this?

00:32:41I'm done with your paranoia.

00:32:42Look, Alan, look!

00:32:43You're out of your meds, okay?

00:32:45I don't want to lose you again.

00:32:47Not like this.

00:32:48Get off me, Clyde.

00:32:49If you really cared about me,

00:32:50you shut your mouth about my condition.

00:32:52Mr. Kingsley can't know about my heart.

00:32:54All right, Alan.

00:32:55You're a fast dancer and need you up the front, buddy.

00:32:58Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:32:59No, no, no, no, no.

00:32:59I'm begging you, please, just sit this one out.

00:33:01I said get off of me.

00:33:03Are you jealous of my dance moves, too?

00:33:04Hey, hey, listen to your friend, okay?

00:33:07I need you to fuck off.

00:33:08I want you out of here.

00:33:09I can't leave yet.

00:33:11I need to save Ivy and the baby.

00:33:13Look, Alan, I'm sorry, okay?

00:33:16I don't know what else I can do.

00:33:17If you are this determined to die,

00:33:19I can't stop you.

00:33:21All right, everyone, it's showtime,

00:33:25just like how we practiced.

00:33:27I died, Captain!

00:33:32Fuck my life.

00:33:35Why didn't these assholes just die like they were supposed to?

00:33:38Could it be her?

00:33:39Did she plant the bomb?

00:33:40What if something went wrong

00:33:42and she had to reset the timer to 11 o'clock?

00:33:45Woo!

00:33:48Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

00:33:57Hey, hey, hey, hey!

00:33:58Whoa, whoa, whoa!

00:33:59Alan!

00:34:00Please stop this, okay?

00:34:01Your heart can't take it.

00:34:02Let him dance!

00:34:04He was fine until you interrupted him!

00:34:06Come on!

00:34:08Get the hell out of here

00:34:09or I'm going to call the cops!

00:34:11Ha ha ha!

00:34:13I need to stay here.

00:34:15I need to stop the bomb

00:34:16and save my wife.

00:34:17All right, team, let's keep this going!

00:34:21Mr. Kaisley, Mr. Kaisley!

00:34:22Look at his energy!

00:34:23This is what loyalty looks like!

00:34:25No one works harder in here than I do!

00:34:27No one!

00:34:27You're killing it!

00:34:28Ha ha ha ha!

00:34:31Whoa!

00:34:32Ah!

00:34:34Get up, Alan!

00:34:36Come on!

00:34:37We need you!

00:34:39I won't let you down, sir!

00:34:40Picture group for life!

00:34:45Ha ha ha ha!

00:34:50Ha ha ha!

00:34:52Holy shit!

00:34:54He was right!

00:34:56So, Alan only has three minutes left to live?

00:35:02Liam!

00:35:03Call an ambulance!

00:35:04Why don't we go back into my office?

00:35:06Alan's going to be fine!

00:35:07He's fine!

00:35:08We have the best medical insurance in the business!

00:35:11Come on!

00:35:12He's being silly!

00:35:13Come on!

00:35:14Right!

00:35:16Sure!

00:35:16Let's go!

00:35:17Let's go!

00:35:19Okay!

00:35:20Come on!

00:35:21Come on!

00:35:23Come on!

00:35:24Alright!

00:35:25Ambulance is on its way!

00:35:25Come on!

00:35:26Get him out of here!

00:35:26Off company property!

00:35:27Outside!

00:35:28Now!

00:35:29Come on!

00:35:30Come on!

00:35:31Come on!

00:35:32Get him out of here, off company property, outside, now!

00:35:37I'm off.

00:35:39You know it doesn't matter, right?

00:35:41He's gonna be dead in three minutes!

00:35:44Is Clyde actually not crazy?

00:35:47He just predicted Alan's death.

00:35:49Does that mean there's actually a bomb?

00:35:51Oh God, I'm not ready to die!

00:35:58Something happens to Alan, it's on you!

00:36:02What?

00:36:04Are you stupid?

00:36:05I tried warning him, okay?

00:36:07He didn't listen!

00:36:08And you know why?

00:36:10It's because he was terrified.

00:36:12He was so scared that you were gonna fire him because of his heart condition!

00:36:17This toxic company killed him, not me!

00:36:22Mr. Todd, Mr. Linden, I'm really sorry about this.

00:36:25Can you just give me one minute, okay? I'm gonna be right back.

00:36:28Of course, employees come first.

00:36:32How's Alan?

00:36:33I had him carried outside.

00:36:34He should be in the ambulance by now, sir.

00:36:35He's gone.

00:36:36I'm so sick of your negativity.

00:36:37I'm sure Alan is fine.

00:36:38Look, I get it.

00:36:39You're upset.

00:36:40You got fired.

00:36:41Move on, go up.

00:36:42No, no, no, no, no.

00:36:43I'm upset because nobody is listening to me!

00:36:44Talk to me.

00:36:45I'm upset.

00:36:46You're upset.

00:36:47You got fired.

00:36:48Move on, go up.

00:36:49No, no, no, no, no.

00:36:50I'm upset because nobody is listening to me!

00:36:51Talk to me.

00:36:52What?

00:36:53He's dead.

00:36:54He's dead.

00:36:55He's dead.

00:36:56So Clyde was right.

00:36:57So Clyde was right.

00:36:58He said Alan was going to die.

00:36:59And boom, he's dead.

00:37:00So Clyde was right.

00:37:01He said Alan was going to die.

00:37:02And boom, he's dead.

00:37:04Look, look, look, look.

00:37:05Listen up.

00:37:06Everyone calm down.

00:37:07Okay?

00:37:08No, I'm upset because nobody is listening to me.

00:37:11No, I'm upset because nobody is listening to me.

00:37:14Talk to me.

00:37:15What?

00:37:16He's dead.

00:37:21So Clyde was right.

00:37:26He said Alan was going to die.

00:37:28And boom, he's dead.

00:37:29Look, look, look.

00:37:31Listen up.

00:37:32Everyone calm down, okay?

00:37:34This office is in one of the safest areas in the entire city.

00:37:38Okay?

00:37:39There is no bomb.

00:37:41Now, today's been tough.

00:37:44It's been tough.

00:37:45Okay?

00:37:46But let's not make it worse by feeding into silly rumors.

00:37:51And let's just get back to words.

00:37:53This is why I fired you.

00:37:56You can't sell anything.

00:37:58Not even a bomb threat.

00:38:00You are one horrible salesman.

00:38:02What?

00:38:03You know, that's crazy.

00:38:05I was the sales champion for five years straight.

00:38:09And you know what?

00:38:10If you remember, that only changed when you and Liam started talking to my clients.

00:38:15Whoa!

00:38:16Wait right there.

00:38:17When an employee gets complacent, it is my job to motivate them.

00:38:26Simple.

00:38:27When you really think about it, right?

00:38:32Where exactly did Alan die?

00:38:35He died on the way to the hospital, sir.

00:38:38Okay?

00:38:39So not on a company premises.

00:38:40His family can't sue!

00:38:41You know, it doesn't matter where he died, right?

00:38:48He had a heart attack because you forced him to dance.

00:38:51You're liable!

00:38:52So they're saying it's natural causes instead of a workplace injury?

00:38:56God!

00:38:57Capitalism is the worst!

00:38:58Listen!

00:38:59It's not what you think!

00:39:01Obviously, I'm just trying to figure out what I'm going to tell the insurance company.

00:39:07That's all?

00:39:08Look, right now, let's not focus on horrible rumors.

00:39:14Let's focus on sealing the deal with Eminent.

00:39:18Because that's what, that's what Alan would have wanted.

00:39:31I'm sorry.

00:39:32You.

00:39:33With me.

00:39:34I don't know what kind of fucking game you're playing today, but hear this.

00:39:48I can have your wife fired in a heartbeat.

00:39:53I have to protect Ivy and her job.

00:39:56No choice but to play along.

00:39:59I'm sorry, Mr. Kingsley.

00:40:03You won't hear another word out of me today.

00:40:16What'd that monster have to say?

00:40:19You wanted me to shut up about the explosion.

00:40:21What an asshole.

00:40:23I wish this place would just burn to the ground.

00:40:26What's up with that huge duffel bag?

00:40:31What's up with that huge duffel bag?

00:40:33She normally only brings a small purse to work.

00:40:36Is that where she's hiding the bomb?

00:40:38Clyde.

00:40:39Earth to Clyde.

00:40:41Are you there?

00:40:42Uh, yeah, yeah.

00:40:45Um, listen, Emily, I get it.

00:40:48I mean, Mr. Kingsley, he's not exactly a saint, right?

00:40:52But there are good people who work in this office.

00:40:55You know that, right?

00:40:57Not exactly a saint.

00:40:58He's straight up a demon.

00:41:04Hey.

00:41:05Yeah, I'll be there in a minute.

00:41:07I gotta go.

00:41:18Oh my god.

00:41:19It sounds like a time bomb.

00:41:24Ivy, it really does seem like your husband has a superpower.

00:41:27He just predicted the heart attack.

00:41:29No, no, it was just a coincidence.

00:41:31But what if it wasn't?

00:41:32That would make the bomb real.

00:41:35Please, just ignore him.

00:41:37It's nonsense.

00:41:38So you want to stick with someone who's full of shit?

00:41:40They'll be with me.

00:41:43So you want to stick with someone who's full of shit?

00:41:45They'll be with me.

00:41:46Mr. Todd.

00:41:47I know that Clyde seems strange.

00:41:49But he's a good guy and he means well.

00:41:52I'm not leaving him.

00:41:58Whew.

00:41:59Sorry about all the chaos.

00:42:01Let's get back to business, huh?

00:42:04Not?

00:42:05Hold on.

00:42:06What about the bomb threat?

00:42:07Before we talk business, I need to make sure we're safe.

00:42:10Mr. Todd, I can assure you I have everything under control.

00:42:15Here at Victory Group, we take the safety of our visitors very seriously.

00:42:21I'm sure you do, but after everything that's happened today, I'd like to go see for myself.

00:42:28Of course.

00:42:29Whatever you say, absolutely.

00:42:31Right this way, sir.

00:42:32You coming?

00:42:33Yeah.

00:42:34Let's see how much you love your husband after I expose him in front of everyone.

00:42:38Mr. Todd.

00:42:39Clyde.

00:42:40I gotta know.

00:42:41This explosion you keep talking about.

00:42:42What's the deal with it?

00:42:43Do you believe me?

00:42:44Look, this is real.

00:42:45Okay, this is happening.

00:42:46A bomb is gonna go off in this building at 11 AM and the best thing you can do is get Ivy

00:42:48out of here now.

00:42:49Clyde, I'm not going anywhere until you give us something we can actually work with.

00:43:13You got to show us some evidence.

00:43:14You have to trust me, okay.

00:43:15about something like this?

00:43:16Mr. Kingsley, let's be real here.

00:43:19How do you expect us to invest in your company

00:43:22when you can't even keep your office safe?

00:43:24Clyde, just drop this, okay?

00:43:28Look, think of it this way.

00:43:29I know we've had our issues, but I was your intern.

00:43:33Now, look how great I am.

00:43:35You should be proud.

00:43:36Look, Clyde, I'm sorry that I didn't do more

00:43:41to make you feel valued, but I'm gonna make it up to you

00:43:44so I'm gonna kick in a little extra severance, all right?

00:43:47But please, can we just drop this whole bomb scam bullshit?

00:43:52No, it's not about the money, okay?

00:43:55It is not a prank.

00:43:57This is happening, this is real.

00:43:59We have to find the person who planted the bomb

00:44:01before it's too late.

00:44:03He's right.

00:44:05It seems the person behind this

00:44:07would be right here in this office.

00:44:10Tell me, who do you think it is?

00:44:12Well, I don't think I should be making accusations, but-

00:44:16Cause I'll tell you who I think it is.

00:44:19I think Clyde was the one who planted the bomb.

00:44:24Mr. Todd, Clyde wouldn't do something like that.

00:44:27Yeah, Mr. Todd, that's insane, okay?

00:44:29Why would I plant the bomb in the building my wife is in?

00:44:31Who knows?

00:44:32But it seems reasonable to suspect the guy who just got fired.

00:44:36Honestly, I think you need to be searched.

00:44:39Mr. Todd, please, it's, this is a bit much.

00:44:42Is it?

00:44:43I'm trying to keep everyone safe.

00:44:45Mr. Kingsley, do I have your permission to search his belongings?

00:44:50Be my guest.

00:44:52No, no, no, you guys have no right!

00:44:54Mr. Clyde, if this is in fact a real bomb scare, and according to you, it is.

00:45:00We have to check everything.

00:45:01It's mandatory, and you know that.

00:45:03Dave, get in here!

00:45:04Yes, sir.

00:45:06Mr. Kingsley, what can I do for you?

00:45:08We have reason to believe that Clyde here has planted a bomb, so I want you to look through

00:45:17his little delivery bag and make sure there's nothing suspicious.

00:45:20A bomb?

00:45:23That sounds intense.

00:45:25Maybe we should let the cops handle this.

00:45:28I like my idea better.

00:45:29Why don't you listen to what I tell you?

00:45:31Hey, well, hey, Mr. Johnson, are you okay?

00:45:34Yeah, I'm fine.

00:45:35And how many times have I told you?

00:45:38Please call me Dave.

00:45:39Come on.

00:45:40You were my mentor when I arrived here.

00:45:42It wouldn't be right to call you by your first name.

00:45:45It was a long time ago.

00:45:47Sorry, man.

00:45:48I gotta search your bag.

00:45:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:46:01Please, Mr. Johnson, just don't open that, okay?

00:46:03Good God, it's the bomb.

00:46:05Oh, Jesus, he's gonna blow us up.

00:46:07No, no, no, no, it's not a bomb.

00:46:09Trust me.

00:46:10What the hell is it?

00:46:11Dave, get it out of here.

00:46:13Clyde, what's in the box?

00:46:14No, please don't open it.

00:46:16Clyde, give me the box.

00:46:17Honey, please don't make me.

00:46:18Give it to me.

00:46:21Baby, stop, okay, don't, don't, please.

00:46:26Oh my God.

00:46:28Have you been taking inappropriate pictures of the girls in the office?

00:46:31This fucking stalker creep.

00:46:34Oh, I always knew you were a dirty perv, you motherfucker.

00:46:38Ivy, you sure your husband's such a good man?

00:46:42Clyde, how could you do this to me?

00:46:46After all I've done for us.

00:46:49Honey, it's not like that, okay?

00:46:51Look, these are photos of us.

00:47:01Ivy, you're the love of my life.

00:47:07Being with you makes me feel like the luckiest man on earth.

00:47:12And I know things have been rough lately,

00:47:14with you working overtime to help us,

00:47:16but I promise this is only temporary.

00:47:21I'm going to do everything I can to lighten your load.

00:47:24Our future is bright, my love.

00:47:30Why didn't you tell me about these?

00:47:33Well, I got the photos for our wedding anniversary.

00:47:36It was supposed to be a surprise.

00:47:38Well, you've ruined it now, silly.

00:47:46Wow, look at them.

00:47:48I'm not sure he's a great salesman, but he's definitely a good husband.

00:47:51Yeah, right? I feel kind of bad.

00:47:54I thought he was going to blow this place up.

00:47:56Ivy, can we talk?

00:48:02I'm so sorry, Ivy.

00:48:04I shouldn't have tried to come between you and Clyde like this.

00:48:06He's a good man, and he deserves someone like you.

00:48:10It's okay, and I agree.

00:48:12He is a good man.

00:48:16So, I won't bother you anymore?

00:48:21Clyde has my respect, and I wish you two nothing but the best.

00:48:26Thank you, Mr. Todd.

00:48:31She's been gone forever.

00:48:34It has to be her.

00:48:35I'm checking her bag.

00:48:42Clyde.

00:48:45Mr. Johnson!

00:48:46Good.

00:48:47Uh, what's up?

00:48:48I need to talk to you outside.

00:48:52Uh, sure thing.

00:49:00Well, if it isn't a couple of limp dicks, what are you up to?

00:49:03Mr. Kingsley, I was just taking Clyde outside to have a talk about, you know, mental health.

00:49:10Mental health, that's good. That's real good.

00:49:14When I really think about it, I guess you are the only one in this entire building that he'll actually listen to.

00:49:20So, I'm going to wish you the best with, uh, talking some sense into this piece of work.

00:49:25Um, enjoy. Thanks.

00:49:28Yeah. See you around.

00:49:31Or not.

00:49:32Is it me, or does that look like the necklace I sent you?

00:49:36It wasn't cheapy.

00:49:38Yes, it is.

00:49:40And I love it so much.

00:49:41Well, you're welcome.

00:49:53Clyde?

00:50:07What are you doing in my bag?

00:50:09Uh, I, um, sorry, I, uh, I was hungry. I was just, I was looking for, uh, snacks. Do you have any snacks?

00:50:17Tough shit.

00:50:18Finished the last one today.

00:50:19Emily, you can't just walk out like that during office hours.

00:50:25I was just picking up my package.

00:50:26You were gone for almost 20 minutes.

00:50:29Does it take that long to walk to the front door and bag?

00:50:32I stopped by the bathroom on my way back.

00:50:35But what? Do I need a hall pass to take a shit now?

00:50:40Watch your mouth, Emily. I am your manager and you will respect me.

00:50:45Respect me.

00:50:48For what? For being the biggest kiss ass to our Lord Jay Kingsley?

00:50:53Oh, I'm so scared, Mr. Wet Blanket. Do you think I want to be here? You don't even pay me enough to cover rent.

00:51:13And you think any of us believe you actually care about us?

00:51:17Alan died five minutes ago and you did fuck all about it.

00:51:21Do you think any of us would follow you?

00:51:24Yeah, she's right.

00:51:29Emily, if you don't want to be here, then leave.

00:51:32Good luck finding another job in this market.

00:51:36I'll be fine. Besides, I'd rather work in fast food than work for you.

00:51:42Damn, these Gen Z kids have some spunk.

00:51:45Emily, you went on! I'm telling Mr. Kingsley to fire you right now!

00:51:52Please do.

00:51:57Is that a bomb detonator?

00:52:04What the fuck?

00:52:05Ivy, Ivy, don't come any closer. She has a bomb detonator.

00:52:08She's got a what?

00:52:09It's her! She's the bomber! Stay right there!

00:52:11What the fuck are you talking about?

00:52:12You have it! You have the detonator!

00:52:13It's a toy, Clyde!

00:52:15It's a toy!

00:52:16I-I don't-

00:52:17My therapist recommended it for stress relief. I got it off Amazon. Is that a crime now?

00:52:22Ah! It's a toy, Clyde!

00:52:28It's a toy!

00:52:29I-I don't-

00:52:30My therapist recommended it for stress relief. I got it off Amazon. Is that a crime now?

00:52:36Ah!

00:52:40It's-it's-it's-it's toy. It's-it's a toy. I'm sorry. I-I thought it was a bomb detonator.

00:52:46Come on, dude. I hate this place, but I'm not gonna blow it up.

00:52:53Okay, but what about the duffel, huh? I mean, you always just bring a purse to work. Why-

00:52:58Why a duffel? And it's-it's ticking!

00:53:00I don't have to explain myself to you.

00:53:01Emery!

00:53:03What's in the bag?

00:53:04Just two bottles of none of your fucking business!

00:53:12Does that look like a bomb, huh?

00:53:13I thought you were a cool person, Clyde. Turns out, you're just as awful as the rest of these chumps.

00:53:23It's the stuff from my desk. I'm packing up. I got a better job offer, so I'm quitting.

00:53:30Peace out, asshole!

00:53:32Oh, I'm just so sad that you're leaving us. And I-I wish you the best on your future endeavors.

00:53:41Now you can go speak with HR about your, uh, exit interview.

00:53:45Oh, I could, I could. Um, but actually, I think I should just give my exit interview right now.

00:53:53Ah, what to say? Oh, this company has so many issues. The biggest one being you, Mr. Kingsley.

00:54:03You have no leadership skills whatsoever. You're unpredictable, you can never make up your mind,

00:54:09and are constantly not thinking about the greater good of this company.

00:54:13Come on, that's outrageous!

00:54:16Is that? I mean, look who you promoted. A spineless, worthless sycophant with too much

00:54:23box bleaching his hair. Who does nothing but agree with everything you say.

00:54:30And meanwhile, good employees like Clyde are so underappreciated and undercompensated,

00:54:37I might add, that they either burn out or quit.

00:54:40Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

00:54:42And thus, I have concluded that this workplace culture is not a good fit for me, or anyone else,

00:54:48for that matter. And might I add, I don't know who is planning to blow this place up,

00:54:54but I wish them the best. Will you please stop talking? I thought you were ready to move on.

00:54:59I hope my feedback was constructive, and I wish you the best in all of your future endeavors.

00:55:10Clyde? Clyde Lane? Ma'am, you can't go in there!

00:55:16That's Alan's wife? Oh no.

00:55:23This is your fault! Alan saw you as one of his closest friends,

00:55:29and you came here, harassed him, and then you got him killed! You bastard!

00:55:34Please, Ma'am, let me explain, okay? Explain what? Why my husband is dead?

00:55:40I hope you rot in hell! It might be time to leave this sorry-ass job.

00:55:46Yeah, I think Emily had the right idea. It's not worth wasting our life away for Kingsley.

00:55:51True, and Clyde might be right too. I mean, I'm not ready to lose my life over this job.

00:55:56Hey! Hey, you can't go to lunch yet! We've still got work to do!

00:56:00Work? You can't seriously be still talking about work!

00:56:04We're not going to lunch. We're quitting!

00:56:08Clyde! Clyde, you motherfucker! Give me my husband back!

00:56:19Give him back!

00:56:20Hey, it's not Clyde's fault! Alan had a heart attack!

00:56:24You don't know shit! You're just defending him because he's your husband!

00:56:28No, she's right! It really wasn't my fault! It was his, okay?

00:56:32Alan had a heart attack because management forced him to dance!

00:56:36Excuse me, darling.

00:56:40You see, everything that Clyde just said is a bunch of bullshit.

00:56:46Because your husband didn't die on company premises.

00:56:50Holy shit! You just want to avoid responsibility.

00:56:55After everything Alan has done for this company, you'll be hearing from my lawyers!

00:57:03Let's just try and calm down, okay? I'm so sorry for your loss.

00:57:09We are all so devastated after losing such an amazing employee. Better yet, an amazing friend.

00:57:17But all this lawyer talk, come on. We don't have to go there.

00:57:21I'll tell you what, between us privately, we can settle this out of court.

00:57:27How about, um, that was 20 grand, Sal. Sounds good to me.

00:57:35First of all, don't give me any of that sorry for your loss bullshit.

00:57:40And second, 20,000. Is that what my husband's life is worth?

00:57:4720,000 dollars?

00:57:54Fucking cunt! Did you just cut me?

00:57:56Dave, get her the fuck out of here!

00:57:59Don't touch me! Don't touch me!

00:58:01Come on, David, the girl! Don't touch me!

00:58:02You fucking cowards! Come help him out! I want her out!

00:58:05Stop! Stop!

00:58:05Great.

00:58:06Stop! You see this? Yeah, I'll tell them you assaulted me, okay?

00:58:14No one's got less to lose than a widow! I'll call the cops! I'll call them right now!

00:58:20That's better happen.

00:58:27Well, quite the, uh, interesting day, huh?

00:58:30I get it. Companies are like second families. And families come with drama as it is.

00:58:42But about Alan, look, that's not your concern. I don't want you to worry about any of that. I'm

00:58:46gonna handle that situation, okay, personally. So don't worry about it. It's just...

00:58:51Alan just really embodied what a victory group is all about.

00:58:57Right.

00:58:57If it wasn't Emily, then who could it be?

00:59:01Clyde! What the fuck are you still doing here? What is your deal?

00:59:05Security! I want him out of here!

00:59:07Great. Now I have to fire Dave, too.

00:59:11Liam! Why don't you take our amazing guests into the meeting room and I'll be there in a second.

00:59:17I gotta take care of something.

00:59:27Oh, Clyde. Proof. It's all about proof. Where's yours?

00:59:33Look, I'm an honest man, okay? I know it sounds crazy, but you have to believe me.

00:59:38There is going to be an explosion, whether you like it or not.

00:59:42Okay, I know the game that you're playing here, okay? How about this?

00:59:48I will hire you back once this investment deal is over, but I need you to stop with the

00:59:55bullshit right now. Mr. Kingsley.

00:59:57You've known me for years, okay? Do you really think I'm the kind of guy to just make all this up

01:00:03for a joke? This is not a hoax, okay? It's not some scheme. Fine.

01:00:08Then you have until 11 a.m. to find this bomb. And if you don't, getting fired is going to be the

01:00:21least of your concerns. Everyone else, get back to work. No more lollygagging. Back to work.

01:00:31Whatever the fuck you do for me and my company, get back to it.

01:00:35Who else could it be? Could it, could it be Liam?

01:00:53Is there anything else I can do for you, sir?

01:00:56Uh, get him some water, some coffee, some tea.

01:01:01Hey, hey, hey, stop right there.

01:01:03What is it now, Clyde?

01:01:04I know it was you, okay? It's over. I know it was you who planted the bomb.

01:01:10It's over. I know it was you who planted the bomb.

01:01:16Wow, Clyde. Really?

01:01:19Yes. Mr. Kingsley, listen to this.

01:01:22This is what you're going to do now? Just recklessly accuse people without a shred of evidence?

01:01:26Mr. Kingsley, if there was anyone in this entire office who has the ability to build a bomb, it's Liam.

01:01:35Oh, you didn't know.

01:01:37Liam here majored in chemistry. He was going to be a chemical engineer before he started here.

01:01:43He could easily build a bomb.

01:01:53Mr. Kingsley, you asked to see me.

01:01:57There he is, Clyde. I'd like you to meet Liam, our new intern.

01:02:02He'll be reporting to you.

01:02:04Well, it's very nice to meet you.

01:02:07Ooh, good strong handshake. Do you mind?

01:02:13Oh, chemistry. Very nice.

01:02:16Why are you applying to the sales position?

01:02:18I mean, with such a high GPA, I would imagine you could find something a little closer to your field.

01:02:23To be honest, sir, I did get an offer from a university, but the pay is quite low, and my family's a bit strapped for cash, so...

01:02:32Don't worry. I get it. And we will take very good care of you here, okay?

01:02:38I always say the best thing about sales is that you get out of it just as much as you put in.

01:02:43So, if you work hard, the sky's the limit.

01:02:49Hey, cock face!

01:02:54Is what he's saying true, huh? It's you? I've been nothing but good to you.

01:02:59Oh, Mr. Kingsley, of course not. You know it's not me. It's just Clyde, blindly pointing fingers.

01:03:05Mr. Kingsley, what is this all about? God, we can't even get five minutes apiece in this place.

01:03:11Mr. Todd, I have reason to believe that the person who planted the bomb was Liam.

01:03:18Oh, Clyde, please. You really need to learn when to let things go.

01:03:21Honey, listen to me, okay? Liam is the only one with the technical ability to build a bomb.

01:03:26Plus, he actually has the motive. It just... it makes sense.

01:03:32Do you remember what he told me at the bar last year?

01:03:35Clyde, be careful with this. We don't know that what he said was true.

01:03:38Look, our lives are on the line here. Okay, I mean, what did Liam say?

01:03:48Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Maybe I can help, huh?

01:04:03Clara was raped by that bastard, Mr. Kingsley.

01:04:21Fucking bastard. I'll kill him. I'll fucking kill him!

01:04:26Uh, it's... come down.

01:04:42So he does have a pretty clear motive here.

01:04:44Mr. Todd, please, I was just drunk and I'm talking nonsense.

01:04:49Oh, quiet, you. You confessed to me the day after. Don't deny it.

01:04:54Then he begged me to keep it a secret.

01:04:56Is that why Liam got promoted so quickly?

01:04:59Because Mr. Kingsley promised to reward him if he kept his mouth shut?

01:05:03Poor Claire. They probably threatened to fire her if she reported it.

01:05:06Holy shit! Mr. Kingsley's an absolute monster.

01:05:10What about Liam? He used his girlfriend's trauma in order to climb the ranks.

01:05:15But that lesson proved Liam is the bomber. Think about it.

01:05:19He has one of the highest paid salaries in the company. Why would he want to throw that away?

01:05:24I mentored Liam for years. I know him better than anyone.

01:05:27And he is the type of man who would do anything for revenge.

01:05:32He pretends to be loyal to Mr. Kingsley, but in fact, he hates him more than anyone in this room.

01:05:40Claire, is all this true?

01:05:44No, you know what I'm talking about?

01:05:46Shut it, Mr. Kingsley. If that wasn't a bomb threat right now, we'd be calling the police on you instead.

01:05:50Shh. Well then, Liam, tell us the truth.

01:05:56It's not what you think.

01:06:01It was this whore.

01:06:05She told me I was too poor, so she slept with Mr. Kingsley just to get his money.

01:06:11The truth is, Claire and I aren't even together anymore.

01:06:21Fuck you, Liam!

01:06:24Fuck you, Liam!

01:06:25You begged me to sleep with Mr. Kingsley so you could get promoted!

01:06:29You even said we'd get married after you saved up enough money, but that's not happening anymore, is it?!

01:06:33Like it's ever gonna happen now! Next time people see you, for the dirty, gold-digging whore you are!

01:06:41Fuck you, Liam!

01:06:43Jake!

01:06:49You okay?

01:06:51Don't fucking touch me! You sick pervert!

01:06:53All of you deserve to die! And you fucking psychopath! And you!

01:07:00Why did you have to open your fucking mouth?!

01:07:02Look, I'm sorry. I'm just trying to find a bomb here!

01:07:06And Claire...

01:07:08Look, you don't have to be ashamed.

01:07:10In fact, sharing your story helps bring men like this bastard right here to justice.

01:07:17All right, now Liam, enough games. Tell us, where is the bomb?

01:07:36You fucking moron!

01:07:38Yeah, I hate Mr. Kingsley, but not enough to blow up the whole building!

01:07:42You said there's a bomb threat, right?

01:07:47Why didn't we just call 9-1-1? Let them handle it.

01:07:49What is that number again? Oh yeah, it's 9-1-1.

01:07:54Hello, hi, yes. Apparently there's a bomb in our office.

01:07:58Send the bomb squad to Victory Group headquarters.

01:08:03The police are on their way.

01:08:05Let's see if the police buy your bullshit theory.

01:08:09Is it not Liam?

01:08:10If it was really him, he wouldn't have called 9-1-1, unless...

01:08:14Okay, I see what game you're playing here.

01:08:17You're just calling 9-1-1 to make it seem like you're not guilty,

01:08:21but you're still the primary suspect!

01:08:23Damn you, Clyde! You've been nothing but a pain in my ass all day!

01:08:29Liam, take Clyde outside and hand him off to the police as soon as they get here!

01:08:34All right, time for the last resort. I have to blow this deal.

01:08:40That'll make Mr. Todd leave the office with Ivy.

01:08:47Look, I know he's your husband, okay? But right now we have to focus on the most important thing

01:08:52right now and that's this business, okay? Look, he's been interfering all day. He had to go.

01:09:00Yes, I understand.

01:09:02And, Mr. Todd, I can't apologize enough, okay? He's so full of shit.

01:09:08All those accusations completely false. But you're not here for this. You're here because of the deal.

01:09:17I'm gonna have to defer back to Ivy on this one. Ivy, what do you think?

01:09:22Well, based on the data and the other materials we've received,

01:09:26I believe that Victory Group is a company with a lot of potential. I say we proceed.

01:09:32Yes!

01:09:33All righty then. Let's sign that paperwork.

01:09:36That's what I like to hear. Liam, go fetch the contract!

01:09:39Right this way, sir.

01:09:46Hey, hey, wait! Mr. Todd, Ivy, don't sign that contract yet.

01:09:52You had one job! What the hell is he still doing here?

01:09:55Klein, what the hell are you doing?

01:09:57Look, I have something very important to tell you and Mr. Todd.

01:10:00What's that?

01:10:01What's that?

01:10:02These are documents that prove Mr. Kingsley is guilty of tax evasion,

01:10:10commercial bribery, and sexual misconduct in the workplace.

01:10:14Victory Group is actually in very serious debt. They've been fudging the numbers,

01:10:24making up data to seem more attractive to investors. So if you guys invest with him,

01:10:29Eminent Group is gonna get dragged down with him.

01:10:31That's such bullshit! Victory Group is not in debt. Victory Group is thriving!

01:10:40You can't believe the word he says. It's lie after lie after lie!

01:10:43Oh, lies!

01:10:44Then why don't you just try to snatch this out of my hand?

01:10:46Huh?

01:10:49Clyde, how do we know this isn't just another false accusation?

01:10:53Well, conveniently, my beautiful wife used to be an auditor. So she will be able to make sense of all these files.

01:11:02Try to steal them, Mr. Kingsley. I've made plenty of copies.

01:11:09Hey Xavier, Clyde's right. This company is practically insolvent.

01:11:14What?

01:11:28Jesus, Kingsley! You really try to fuck us?

01:11:32You mother fucker! I was just about to save my business.

01:11:38Now, I'm gonna fucking kill you!

01:12:00Come on, honey. We gotta go. This place is going up in flames in 10 minutes.

01:12:04Mr. Todd, I'm sorry. I should have done a more thorough background check on Victory Group because this could have cost us.

01:12:10You couldn't have known. They were falsifying their numbers.

01:12:14Good thing Clyde was there to stop us from signing that contract.

01:12:22Claire, here. Get up. Come on. Let's leave this place forever. It's a shithole.

01:12:29Look, Clyde. Thank you so much for helping me out and everything.

01:12:35But that doesn't mean I believe any of your bomb bullshit that you're pushing.

01:12:41You guys can go. But I have unfinished business.

01:12:45Liam! Don't just stand there. Get your ass over here and help me!

01:12:52In your dreams, Jay, you drove this company into the ground for years.

01:12:57You still expect me to serve you? Go fuck yourself!

01:13:04You watch how you talk to me, little boy. You think these are the only investors I have lined up?

01:13:11Jay, the king, Kingsley, does not go out without a fight!

01:13:17I reached out to at least a dozen other investors, and they all took the bait.

01:13:28If you stay with me, I will make sure that you are in charge of negotiating every single one of those contracts.

01:13:41All we need is one. And we are golden. Most importantly...

01:13:49I believe in you.

01:13:51I believe in me too.

01:13:53I'm not letting you greedy jerks keep playing me like a fool. Mr. Kingsley, you better promote me,

01:14:01or I swear to God, I'll have you me too'd by tomorrow.

01:14:05Of course, honey bunny. I would totally promote you. If you stick with me, stick with us.

01:14:11I'll make sure you get the biggest, most special promotion ever, okay?

01:14:16Forget these fools.

01:14:22Hey, Clyde.

01:14:36Let me go! Hey, hey! Let me go, okay? This whole place, it's about to blow in five minutes!

01:14:42This can go one of two ways, Clyde. One, the building does blow up, and you die.

01:14:51Two, the building doesn't blow up, the authorities arrive, you get arrested. Either way, you lose.

01:14:59No!

01:15:14Rough morning. But it happens. Come on, let's cry some lunch.

01:15:21What's wrong?

01:15:22Where's Clyde? I thought he'd be out by now.

01:15:24You go ahead, Mr. Todd. I've got to find Clyde.

01:15:42Clyde!

01:15:44Clyde!

01:15:45Clyde!

01:15:54What are you doing? Let him go!

01:15:55Have you? What are you doing here? No! No! Get out! Go! Go!

01:15:59Aww, what a couple of love birds! Get out!

01:16:02No, no, no, you can't! Let your hand on him! Run!

01:16:06No, let go of her, you sick fuck!

01:16:07I'm so sorry. If it wasn't for me, you and the baby would be safe.

01:16:20I failed you.

01:16:21Aww, they're gonna have a baby! How terribly tragic!

01:16:25What the fuck do you want, Kingsley?

01:16:28What do I want?

01:16:29I want you to suffer! That's what I want!

01:16:38You have any idea how bad you fucked me today?

01:16:41I built this company from the ground up, and now because of you, I'm going bankrupt!

01:16:47Who are you working with? Who ordered you to do this to me?

01:16:51Who gave you those fucking files?

01:16:54I did.

01:16:59Dave!

01:17:01I'm here to talk to you.

01:17:02Wait, Mr. Johnson, you have to leave.

01:17:04The whole place is gonna blow! Go!

01:17:05Shut up!

01:17:08You're working with Clyde?

01:17:10That's right.

01:17:10You gave him the files!

01:17:12That's right. I gave him the files to give to a lawyer, but he dropped the ball and exposed you

01:17:17in front of everyone.

01:17:19What are you two fucking weirdos up to now?

01:17:21Hey, Mr. Kingsley, I was just taking Clyde outside to have a talk about, you know, mental health.

01:17:28Mental health? That's good. That's real good.

01:17:32When I really think about it, I guess you are the only one in this entire building that he'll actually listen to.

01:17:38So I'm gonna wish you the best with, uh, talking some sense into this piece of work.

01:17:45Enjoy.

01:17:49Mr. Johnson, the bomb is gonna go off at 11 a.m. We need to get out of here now!

01:17:53Clyde, I just found out my daughter, Nancy, passed away.

01:17:57Nancy, I, I, I thought she was getting better. I am, I'm so sorry.

01:18:06I just hope she's in a better place.

01:18:09Please, if there's, if there's anything I can do.

01:18:11Right now, I need you to do this for me.

01:18:14What's this?

01:18:15Evidence of Kingsley's legal business dealings.

01:18:22I've been gathering stuff over the last few years.

01:18:25Take it to a lawyer and get them to build a case.

01:18:28Mr. Johnson, take Ivy and get out of here now.

01:18:33Why did they give this to me?

01:18:43Oh, you fucking cripple! You are so fucking dead!

01:18:59Dave, are you the bomber?

01:19:01There's an emergency exit out to the right.

01:19:03Take Ivy and get out of here now!

01:19:05Look, come on, let's go!

01:19:08What? Get out of here, go, go, go, go!

01:19:10Dave, hey, Dave, listen to me.

01:19:13Clyde, Dave, you don't-

01:19:14Get out of here!

01:19:14Dave, you did it?

01:19:15Dave, Dave, get out!

01:19:17Listen to me!

01:19:24Mr. Johnson! You don't have to do this!

01:19:27We can leave here together!

01:19:31I love you!

01:19:44Years ago, I co-founded the Victory Crew with Jerry Kingsley.

01:19:48Everything was going swell until he made a pass at my wife when I confronted him about it.

01:19:56He had me demoted to security and removed me from the board!

01:20:00My wife left me.

01:20:01I couldn't pay my daughter's medical bills, and now she's gone because of Jay Kingsley!

01:20:09Mr. Johnson, please, please don't do this!

01:20:14I'm sorry, man. Don't do this.

01:20:16Don't do this.

01:20:17Now you're sorry?

01:20:18Now you're sorry?

01:20:20Were you sorry when you tried to fuck my wife?

01:20:24When you ordered me around like a peasant for 20 years?

01:20:28You're all evil.

01:20:29All of you!

01:20:30And I'm taking you to hell with me!

01:20:32Please, Mr. Johnson, I've never done anything to you!

01:20:34Please just let me go!

01:20:36Oh, I'm gonna let you go.

01:20:40Oops.

01:20:4015 seconds.

01:20:4615 seconds.

01:20:49Come on, you have to go!

01:20:51I'm coming home, Nancy!

01:20:53I'm coming home, sweetheart!

01:21:10Honey?

01:21:29Are you okay?

01:21:30I'm okay.

01:21:32We're okay!

01:21:32That's right, my love.

01:21:41We're okay.

01:21:42Yeah.

01:21:43We're okay.

01:21:47Clyde?

01:21:49Clyde?

01:21:51What's wrong?

01:22:02Yip once.

01:22:06I'm coming home.

01:22:06Maybe I'll walk home.

01:22:09I'm dying.

01:22:10міень快

01:22:10に

01:22:18you

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