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Joey moves to Los Angeles to try his luck in Hollywood. His nephew, Michael,

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00:00Who read for Hollywood?
00:03That's who we found is who the Hollywood?
00:07Where any office boy I am, I can't think you can be...
00:11Where am I taking you?
00:12Uh, I gotta hear someplace.
00:15It's my sister's place.
00:17She was supposed to pick me up, but she's kind of not all there, you know?
00:25The address?
00:28Right, right, right.
00:30So, you're here visiting family?
00:31Well, no, I'm an actor.
00:32I've been in New York, but I got offered work in L.A.,
00:35and I think it's time for me to take my shot.
00:38Kind of scary, I mean, left my whole life behind,
00:40but I think it's the smart move, you know?
00:43If you want to make it as an actor, you gotta move to L.A., to Hollywood.
00:47So, what are you doing here in Dallas?
00:54I did have a layover in Dallas.
00:56Come on.
01:00Come on.
01:04Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:06Everything's gonna be alright.
01:08It's alright, charge, firefighters, you wanna be alright,ña causa.
01:13Come on!
01:14Everything's gonna be alright now
01:16Everything's gonna be alright now
01:18Watch all right, watch all right
01:21You wanna be alright, you gotta watch all
01:23Watch all right, watch all right
01:26You wanna be alright, you gotta watch all
01:28Who read for Hollywood?
01:32That's Goofy Pally, Hooley Hollywood
01:34Where in the office boy are young
01:37Oh, thank God
01:41Oh my God, Joey!
01:44Hey, Gino!
01:45Oh, I'm brother the star!
01:48Days of our lives
01:49Not anymore
01:50Formally!
01:52Good to see you
01:53Oh, I know, I missed you so much
01:55Oh, wait a second, wait a second
01:58You look different
02:00Oh, I forgot, you haven't seen him
02:01Huh?
02:05What do you think? They're new
02:06I went up three cup sizes
02:08The doctor was reluctant
02:09Come on, touch him
02:11Uh, let's get my bag
02:13I'll fill you up in the car
02:15I promise
02:15Oh?
02:18Tell me about the big new job
02:19Oh, well, uh
02:20It all started when I got this new agent
02:22This lady is a shark
02:24And that means she's a good agent
02:26Not an actual shark
02:27I know that
02:29Yeah, I did too
02:31Anyway, she got me offers from two new shows
02:35Wow, what are they?
02:37Well, the first one's about a bunch of male nurses
02:39And I wasn't really crazy about that one
02:41I mean, I've already been a brain surgeon
02:43I don't think my fans buy me as a nurse
02:46Well, they bought you as a brain surgeon
02:48They're pretty understanding
02:49Okay, well, it doesn't matter, all right?
02:52Because the other show, it's about a cop
02:54And I'm the star
02:55Oh, also, it's for cable
02:57So there's a combination of nudity and swearing
03:00That I find intriguing
03:01I am so proud of you
03:04Oh
03:04So, how many bags are you looking for?
03:09Uh, just one
03:09The rest of my stuff's on a moving truck
03:11And I gave them your number
03:12The company's called Movers and Shakers
03:13They cost a little more
03:15But
03:15That name cracked me up
03:18Oh, wait, that was my bag
03:21That's okay, hold on
03:22Sir, did you grab that bag?
03:27Thank you
03:28Well, they do get things done
03:41Huh?
03:45Wow
03:46I think I like L.A.
03:48I thought you and Chandler
03:49Should have moved out a long time ago
03:51It's a very vibrant gay scene
03:52Chandler and I are not a gay couple
03:56Hi
03:59Okay, this is it
04:03Your new home
04:04Oh, my God
04:10Yeah?
04:11Yeah
04:11Oh, Gina, thank you for finding this
04:14Oh, I love it
04:15Good, because if you didn't
04:16I was going to lie and tell you
04:17Tom Cruise used to live here
04:18Tom Cruise lived here?
04:24Sure he did, honey
04:25Oh, let me show you the best point
04:27Oh
04:27Check this out
04:31Now
04:32Sit up here and lean back
04:34Now look over there
04:38Is that the middle of the Hollywood sign?
04:44That is the Ollywood sign
04:46I can see the Ollywood sign
04:50And into that woman's bathroom
04:54And now she sees me looking
04:56Hi, neighbor
04:57What's the matter?
05:08I just
05:08I can't believe I'm here
05:11You know
05:11It doesn't
05:12It doesn't feel real
05:13And neither do those
05:19Tina Tribbiani
05:24Address it to the stars
05:25Stars?
05:27Sounds better than
05:28Handdress it to mostly Dominicans
05:29Yeah, honey
05:32Come on up
05:33It's my Michael
05:35He's parking
05:36Oh, great
05:37Say, what is Michael now?
05:3920?
05:39Yeah
05:40Don't I look incredible
05:41For the mother of an adult son?
05:43It's the good thing
05:43About having a kid so young
05:45You rarely hear the argument
05:4614, pregnancy
05:47Michael is so excited
05:56To see you again
05:57Oh, and by the way
05:58Told him I had him
05:59When I was 22
06:00I don't want him to think
06:01His mother's a tramp
06:02Uncle Joey
06:09Hey, whoa
06:10Oh, man
06:11Oh
06:12Whoa
06:13I still think of you
06:15As a little kid
06:16So much for these wings
06:18I picked up on the airplane
06:19Oh, no
06:20I'll still take them
06:21I'm just gonna show them to you
06:23Tell you, Uncle Joey
06:29What you been up to lately
06:30Well, now that college is done
06:33I'm just doing some grad work
06:34Over at Caltech Center
06:35For simulation of dynamic
06:36Response materials
06:37Can you believe he came out of me?
06:44Actually, right now
06:45We're designing a mock-up
06:46For an escape module
06:47For the International Space Station
06:48What are you, rocket scientist?
06:53Yes
06:53Oh, oh
06:56Hey, so how do you like
06:57Living at school, huh?
06:58Oh, no
06:58I still live with Mom
06:59Oh, man
07:00That is nice
07:04Shut up
07:06We have fun
07:07Tell him we have fun
07:08No, I mean, we do have fun
07:09We have a lot more in common
07:10Than most moms and sons
07:11Because she had me
07:12When she was just, like, 22
07:13So
07:13Right, yeah
07:1422
07:15Yeah, that's why
07:16We had to change churches
07:17Michael, where's the lasagna?
07:24Oh, I left it in the car
07:25Oh, I'll get it
07:26I'll get it
07:27Look at that
07:28So much going on up here
07:30I can't remember lasagna
07:31Boy, we are different
07:32You and me
07:32So, come on
07:36What else is going on?
07:38Well, actually
07:39I'm thinking about moving out
07:40Oh, yeah?
07:41Where?
07:41Here with you
07:42What?
07:46I'm 20 years old, man
07:47I shouldn't be living with my mom
07:49Everyone at school makes fun of me
07:51And it's not like these are the cool kids
07:52They're not quarterbacks
07:53Engineers
07:54But, well, why do you want to live with me?
07:59Well, uh
08:00This may not be a big selling point
08:02But I have no money for rent
08:03And, I mean, and also
08:07You're my cool Uncle Joey, you know
08:08Living with you
08:09That would just, you know
08:10Yeah, yeah
08:11Break your mother's heart
08:12I know, I know
08:14But, I mean, it's gonna happen sometime
08:18I just have to get out of there
08:19Have you seen the breasts?
08:20See them? She made me touch them
08:23She
08:23Hi
08:32Whoa
08:33It's actually not that big of a drop
08:38Hi
08:40Some first impression, huh?
08:42Oh, actually
08:43I got my first impression last night
08:44I saw you out here practicing your
08:46Judo?
08:48Oh, that wasn't judo
08:49I had a bee on me
08:51Hi
08:55I'm Alex
08:57I live next door
08:58Really?
09:00I'm Joey
09:01Oh
09:01Hi
09:02Hi
09:02So, you just moved out here?
09:04Yeah, yeah, yeah
09:05From New York
09:05I'm an actor
09:07Oh, that's cute
09:08You think being an actor's a big deal
09:10Everybody out here is an actor
09:12Yeah
09:15Guy in that apartment
09:16Actor
09:16Actor
09:17Actor
09:18Porn actor
09:19Really?
09:21Yeah
09:22He lives above me
09:23It's not the best
09:25So, I guess if everyone here is an actor
09:28Does it mean you're an actor too?
09:29Oh, no
09:30Actually, I'm a corporate lawyer
09:31Wow
09:32What is that?
09:36I represent greedy businesses
09:38I make the world just a little bit worse
09:40Were you on Days of Our Lives?
09:44Ah, it took you a minute
09:46But you recognize me, huh?
09:50I'm wearing my Days of Our Lives shirt, aren't I?
09:53Yeah, I did the soap thing
09:54But I'm out here to move beyond that
09:56I'm actually a very serious actor, yeah
09:57Romeo!
09:59Oh, Romeo
10:00Wherefore art thou, Romeo?
10:05That was Romeo
10:06Actually, that was Juliet
10:09What?
10:12Yeah, well, Romeo doesn't start a speech saying,
10:14Oh, Romeo, Romeo
10:15I've done that for like a million auditions!
10:25Blue Walls scene, see?
10:27Take two
10:28And...
10:30Action!
10:31God, I can't believe I'm on a set
10:49I feel like I should be networking
10:50Let me go talk to the director
10:51So, must be pretty cool seeing your uncle star in his own show, huh?
10:55Not as cool as it would be seeing my roommate star in his own show
10:58Uh, yeah, Michael, about us
11:00Come on
11:01I don't think it's a good idea
11:05Why not?
11:08I don't want to get between you and your mom, alright?
11:10I can't have her mad at me
11:11When we were kids, she used to torture me
11:13She hit me all the time
11:15She used to hold me down
11:16And force me to say, I am gay for David Cassidy
11:18Who's that?
11:21David Cassidy?
11:22From the Partridge family?
11:24Really good looking
11:25The point is
11:26I don't want her mad at me, okay?
11:28I'm sorry
11:29It's okay
11:32I understand, alright
11:34You are not going to believe this
11:37The director thought I was an actress
11:39Well, sure, that's because you got big fake boobs and you're crazy
11:42I love it out here
11:52Sunny and 72 degrees every day
11:54I don't know what it's like in New York
11:5671
11:57Poor bastards
11:58Hey
12:02Oh, hey, Alex
12:04This is my sister Gina
12:05Alex lives right next door
12:07Hey
12:07You have very beautiful hair
12:09Oh, thanks
12:10Hey, if you ever want to sell it
12:12Give me a call
12:13Hey
12:20I like that girl
12:21Don't be trying to buy her hair
12:23She could be the future Mrs. Joey Tribbiani
12:26Or at the very least
12:28The future
12:28Awkward situation
12:30Oh, it's my agent
12:35The shark
12:35Hello
12:37Hi, Bobby
12:39Right
12:41And?
12:45What?
12:47Why?
12:49Yeah
12:49Oh, okay
12:51Bye
12:52My show is dead
12:55It's not even going to air
12:56Oh, my God
12:58Did they say why?
13:00People thought it was disgusting
13:02Jeez
13:04You defecate on one corpse
13:06Oh, honey
13:10I am so sorry
13:11I can't believe this
13:13How can I go from having two shows
13:15To
13:15Having nothing
13:17You think you should have done the other show?
13:22The nurses thing?
13:23Oh, no way
13:24I mean, my thing didn't go
13:25But
13:25Believe me
13:26No one is going to watch a show about nurses
13:28I'm with Sam Baxter
13:30One of the honky stars
13:31Of the smash head nurses
13:33Now, Sam
13:35Is it true that you actually
13:36Weren't the first choice for the role?
13:37That's right
13:38The producers had originally
13:39Offered the role to someone else
13:40An actor named Joey
13:41Trebani
13:42Well, wherever he is
13:46I'm sure that Joey Trebani
13:47Is kicking himself
13:49Tribbiani
13:51Joey Trebani
13:53Is kicking himself
13:55Hey
14:07What are you doing here?
14:08I don't know
14:08Mom told me you'd be clearing out your dressing room today
14:10So I figured I'd come by
14:11Cheer you up
14:12Oh
14:13What are you cooking?
14:15Uh, spaghetti and meatballs
14:15It's Grandma's recipe
14:16It always makes me feel better
14:18Mom made it for me this one time
14:20This one time I got a B
14:21Oh
14:22I got a B once
14:23Cheated my ass off
14:25So
14:29Was today hard?
14:31Yeah
14:32I can't believe it
14:33A week ago
14:35I was the star of a show
14:36And now I'm the guy
14:37Who turned down nurses
14:38Which
14:40Which is strange
14:41Because in real life
14:42I would never turn down a nurse
14:43So what do you do now?
14:47Got a meeting with my agent later
14:48To try and
14:49Figure out some kind of game plan
14:51Hey
14:53They're making a new Indiana Jones movie
14:55Maybe you can
14:56Turn that down
14:59Feeling a little more comfortable around your Uncle Joe
15:06Are you?
15:10Hey
15:10This is really nice
15:11Thanks for doing this
15:12You know
15:13If you let me be your roommate
15:15You could have this like every day
15:16Michael
15:19Look
15:19You're a great kid
15:20And I would love to have you as my roommate
15:22But your mother will flip out
15:24I mean
15:25You're in
15:31No no no no no
15:36Oh hey Joey
15:44Have a seat doll
15:45Hey thanks for seeing me Bobby
15:47Look
15:48I know we blew it
15:49By turning down that nurses thing
15:51But I gotta believe
15:52There is something bigger for me
15:53Right around the corner
15:54Listen
15:55You are living in a dream world
15:58Excuse me?
16:01That nurses show is huge
16:03Everyone involved with it is gonna become insanely rich
16:06And it's gonna haunt you for the rest of your life
16:09But my job is to keep up your morale
16:13I do feel better
16:16Look
16:18I'm a straight shooter
16:20But I'll tell you something else about me
16:22I am the best
16:25There is nothing that I wouldn't do for you
16:29I would
16:30Throw on a meat skirt
16:32And wrestle a lion
16:33I would
16:35Pull off my own ears
16:37And eat them
16:38That's
16:41Gross
16:42If I am gonna get you through this
16:46I tell you next year
16:48I am gonna find you a show
16:50That'll blow this nurses thing
16:52Right out of the
16:52What the hell am I saying?
16:56Nothing's gonna talk that
16:58Uh, uh, hold on
17:02Next year?
17:03No, no, no
17:04I need to get something now
17:06Well, I got nothing
17:07Zilch
17:10Zero
17:11Nada
17:12There's gotta be something
17:15Well
17:16They do need a host for this new entertainment news show
17:19It's not really acting
17:21But it may work since you have such a tremendous head
17:25I do?
17:30Oh, come on
17:31We don't have time for this
17:32Thanks, Bobby
17:35Thank you
17:36Looks like you got a big barrel on your shoulders
17:41Gina, where have you been?
17:52My audition's in half an hour
17:54Sorry, I'll give you a little trim
17:55It'll take two minutes
17:56Hey, uh, any sign of my stuff?
17:59Are the movers called?
18:00No
18:00Stupid movers and shakers
18:02I can't be mad at those guys
18:07Hey, do me a favor
18:11See if you can make my head look a little smaller
18:13You know, I can't do this
18:18I'm too upset
18:19What's the matter?
18:23Michael said he was moving out
18:24Uh, did he say who he was moving in with?
18:28Mom, why?
18:29Oh, no reason
18:30Uh
18:30But, you know, if you think about it, Gina
18:33This could be a good thing
18:34You, uh
18:35You could have more time for your hairdressing
18:37Oh, please
18:39I'm not much of a hairdresser anyway
18:41I only started cutting hair
18:42Because Channel 5 exposed me
18:44As the Southland's most dangerous dental technician
18:46That was some damning footage
18:51I just don't know what I'm gonna do without him
18:57He's my baby
18:59Hey, come on
19:02No, really
19:02I don't have much to be proud of
19:05But him I did right
19:07I gotta take this
19:13What?
19:15Yeah
19:15Well, I gotta lead on some blonde hair
19:18And some good straight stuff
19:24Okay, we got a big problem
19:30I just told Mom I was moving out
19:31She went crazy
19:32I-I don't know what she's gonna do
19:33When she hears I'm living with you
19:34Well
19:35Let's find out
19:36Why didn't you tell me she was here?
19:41You couldn't tell I was getting a haircut?
19:43You think I just walked around
19:45My apartment in a cake?
19:50He's gonna live here
19:51Are you kidding me?
19:52Mom, look
19:53This was my idea
19:54That's true
19:54Sure
19:55I bet you landed right away
19:56He begged you
19:57Please get me away from my mother
19:59I cannot believe you would do this to me
20:06Hey, Gina
20:08Mom
20:08Gina, wait up
20:09Mom
20:10Gina
20:10Oh my God
20:13I know
20:14I know
20:14I know
20:15I could eat a really big lobster in this
20:20Okay, Joey
20:30The audition's very simple
20:31Three cameras
20:33Each one has a teleprompter beneath the lens
20:35And a red light on top
20:37Whichever red light is lit
20:38That's the camera you address
20:39The producer will watch you from that monitor
20:41Jeez
20:42Is that a man or a woman?
20:44And you're miked
20:45Okay
20:47Let's do this
20:49We're gonna roll
20:50Joey Tribbiani audition in five, four, three
20:53Welcome to Hollywood Minute
20:55I'm name
20:56Can I start again?
21:02Whenever you're ready
21:02Okay
21:03Welcome to Hollywood Minute
21:07I'm Joey Tribbiani
21:09And here are today's top stories
21:11Well, even though she's on vacation
21:14Joey, you didn't switch cameras
21:15Oh, did the light change?
21:18Yeah
21:18Even though you're reading
21:20You need to be aware of when the light changes
21:21That's really the best way to do this?
21:26Okay, let's try it again
21:28In five, four, three
21:30Welcome to Hollywood Minute
21:32I'm Joey Tribbiani
21:34And here are today's top stories
21:36Well, even though she's on vacation
21:39Jennifer Lopez is in the news today
21:41More on that story later
21:44But first, let's check out the box office returns for this weekend
21:47Topping the list for the third week in a...
21:50Man, that is one fast red light
21:52Topping the list
21:53Topping the list
21:54No, I know it's not that one
21:57Where the hell is it?
22:00Okay
22:00Joey
22:01Thanks for coming in
22:02No, no, no
22:02I'm getting the hang of it
22:03Please
22:04Mr. or Miss
22:05Producer
22:06I need this job
22:08I can do this
22:09You're looking at the wrong camera
22:10Damn it!
22:12Romeo!
22:13Oh, Romeo!
22:14Romeo!
22:26Hey!
22:27Hey!
22:28What's wrong?
22:30Uh, I just blew an audition to host this stupid entertainment show
22:35Oh, well, is that even acting?
22:37No
22:37It's just following a really fast red light
22:40I'm sorry
22:43If it helps, I had a really rough day at work, too
22:45The company I represent can't drill for oil in Yosemite
22:48Well, if we're both bummed
22:52You wanna go be bummed together?
22:55Maybe we could get something to eat
22:56Oh, I wish I could
22:57I have to go to the airport to pick up my husband
22:59Oh
23:02Oh, you're married?
23:05You didn't know?
23:06Didn't you see the ring?
23:07Yeah
23:07Yeah, I saw a ring
23:08But it's not on your left hand, so
23:10Yeah, it is
23:12If you say so
23:16See you, Joey
23:18Okay
23:19Hey
23:26Hey, did you know that girl next door is married?
23:30Oh
23:30I can't talk to that girl
23:31She makes my stutter come back
23:33Uh, can I talk to you?
23:38Look, Michael
23:38If we're gonna be roommates, you should know
23:40There are gonna be times when I'm not gonna wanna talk
23:42I'm just gonna wanna eat the spaghetti you made for me
23:45Um, actually
23:47Well, I'm not gonna be your roommate
23:51What?
23:54Why?
23:55I don't know
23:56I talked it over with my mom and she was
23:58Michael, don't listen to her
23:59She's a selfish, crazy
24:01Okay, we need a signal for which he's here
24:03Come on, Michael, we're leaving
24:06Look, Gina, this is nuts
24:07He's a man, okay?
24:10He's graduated college
24:11He shaves
24:13He sleeps with women
24:14I-I do shave
24:16Come on
24:18You have to let him go
24:20Oh, yeah?
24:21Oh!
24:23You can hurt me all you want
24:24He's gonna move out sometime
24:26Not if I can help it
24:27Look, Gina, I know he's your baby
24:29But it's time to move on
24:31Change can be good
24:33Oh, it's easy for you to say
24:34No, it's not
24:35No
24:36Look
24:37Nobody understands wanting things to stay the same like I do
24:42I was happy in New York
24:44Okay, and I tried really hard to keep things from changing
24:47But everyone else got married and had kids and moved on
24:51They all changed
24:52So, I'm giving change a shot
24:57And it has been hard
24:59But
25:01Okay
25:03Just hoping things stay the same
25:05It doesn't work
25:07Are you smarter than you used to be?
25:17No, I don't know where that came from
25:18You know he's a slob, right?
25:27You know how you like everything nice and clean in its own little place?
25:32It's gonna be sauce on everything you own
25:34I don't know how it happens
25:37Mom, that's okay
25:43If this is really what you want
25:51Thank you, Mom
25:53Thank you
25:53I'm just gonna miss you, that's all
25:58It's been the two of us for such a long time
26:02Yeah, well, now it's the three of us
26:04You gave your speech
26:05Enough
26:06You sure you're gonna be okay?
26:11Gina, he's gonna be fine
26:13He's old enough to move out
26:14You were raising a kid when you were 16
26:16How did I not figure that out?
26:28I mean, I took calculus when I was eight
26:31You're dead
26:34Okay, now, Gina, back off
26:35I don't wanna hurt you
26:36I am?
26:37What?
26:37Ah!
26:38Ah!
26:40I'm gay for David Cassidy
26:42Come on
26:53Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
26:55Everything's gonna be alright
26:58I'm alright, y'all
26:59I'm alright, y'all
27:00You wanna be alright, you gotta watch
27:02Come on
27:03Everything's gonna be alright, yeah
27:05Everything's gonna be alright, man
27:08I'm alright, y'all
27:09I'm alright, y'all
27:10You wanna be alright, you gotta watch
27:12Guys, let's go there
27:14I'm alright, y'all
27:15You wanna be alright, you gotta watch
27:17Come on