- 6/23/2025
The Boy I Hate Full Movie
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00:00:01Okay, well all this noise is giving me a headache, so I'm gonna go back upstairs.
00:00:08Oh, there's Tristan.
00:00:11I lost my virginity to him and now he's cozying up to her?
00:00:16It's all so killing me is that he's my best friend.
00:00:20She'll be pissed if she finds out I slept with her brother.
00:00:24Yeah, I'll be up in a sec.
00:00:27Okay.
00:00:30Why is he acting like nothing happened between us?
00:00:36All those feelings last night?
00:00:40Are they just... gone?
00:00:47I'm stupid to have thought he'd feel the same way.
00:00:55I cannot be dreaming about that asshole right now.
00:00:58Look, even way, I'm not letting you drive across the country alone trying to figure out your life.
00:01:04Oh my god, wait!
00:01:06Duh, why don't you drive with my brother?
00:01:08No.
00:01:09I'm gonna text him to pick you up tomorrow at 10, okay? I love you! Bye!
00:01:14You're supposed to knock, not break down my door, you stupid giant.
00:01:30Never mind, Wren.
00:01:31She's up now.
00:01:38Tristan, long time no see.
00:01:40Mind if we skip the small talk?
00:01:41I wasn't planning on coming to Sherman Oaks on my way to New York.
00:01:46So, is this your outfit, or...
00:01:50Just, hold on.
00:01:58I think that was last time we saw each other.
00:02:04We took a red eye from Austin to surprise Wren for a grad party.
00:02:09I don't remember you at that party.
00:02:11I, uh, left early to go out with my family and boyfriend, Stephen.
00:02:18Boyfriend.
00:02:21Is that all your luggage?
00:02:22Yeah, but I gotta take the sculpture down first.
00:02:27So...
00:02:27Mind giving me a hand?
00:02:29I got it.
00:02:44I got it.
00:02:49We're going all the way to New York in that?
00:02:52That's the plan, sweetheart.
00:02:53Wow, Tristan, you're just as sweet and considerate as I remember.
00:02:58Tell me, Smiles, what exactly do you remember?
00:03:06Tell me, Smiles, what exactly do you remember?
00:03:11Not much.
00:03:20Perfect.
00:03:22Makes two of us.
00:03:24You're saying you don't remember me?
00:03:26Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:03:29Yeah.
00:03:30Totally.
00:03:30Well, like you said, we got 3,000 miles of road to change all that.
00:03:36We don't have anything to do with each other, and I think it's best we keep it that way.
00:03:39Agreed?
00:03:40Suit yourself.
00:03:41I'm sure your boyfriend, Stephen...
00:03:43Stephen.
00:03:44Would appreciate that.
00:03:45Let's do it.
00:03:46Let's do it.
00:03:48Appreciate it.
00:03:51It's the first time now.
00:03:52No, it's the last time now.
00:03:54No, no, no.
00:03:55No, no.
00:03:57But...
00:03:57I'm gonna do it anyway.
00:04:00We'll see you.
00:04:02Let's do it.
00:04:03Let's go.
00:04:04Give yourself a second.
00:04:06Do it.
00:04:06Do it.
00:04:07Do it.
00:04:08Do it.
00:04:09Do it.
00:04:10Do it.
00:04:11Do it.
00:04:11everything all right yeah I'm just I'm just worried about Renee tell me about it she just
00:04:23barely moved six months ago and now she's getting married she even know the guy uh he and Ren seem
00:04:28happy I guess they're in love what about you me yeah are you in love or what yeah yeah actually
00:04:39I am yeah wasn't telling a joke but okay I just think it's funny how you say you're in love but
00:04:48your little knight in shining armor is the one escorting you to New York yeah he has work
00:04:52it's very important yeah more important than you yeah you've been biting your lip and bouncing
00:04:59your legs for the last 10 minutes because your boyfriend hasn't been picking up your calls so
00:05:03you look like uh nothing forget it no you can't do that come on finish your sentence Tristan
00:05:12I'm a big girl I was gonna say
00:05:15you look like you haven't been properly fucked in forever
00:05:20uh my sex life is none of your business you're right absolutely I can't believe you just said
00:05:30that well you know if you're so concerned about my relationship could you just stop at Stephen's
00:05:35office up here so I can say goodbye please all right whatever you say honey
00:05:38you got 10 minutes max no last-minute quickies got it
00:05:47Stephen turn the phone off you're killing the mood hey baby I gotta let it go to a voicemail
00:06:03so she thinks I'm in a meeting
00:06:04what are you gonna dump her ass you said you were gonna take me to Hillary
00:06:12hey after the wedding kitten hey and if I'd have known she was gonna go to art school I would have
00:06:17never wasted my time
00:06:18Tristan what are you doing here been gone for over a half hour
00:06:26what happened nothing let's let's go no you're crying did that yuppie boyfriend do something to
00:06:33you no Tristan let's just go please before he sees me
00:06:36Sammy she didn't catch us right that's weird
00:06:39I thought I heard her
00:06:41can I help you you're the one who needs some help you slimy piece of shit
00:06:48you slimy piece of shit do I know you nah but I know you
00:06:54you're the guy stringing along something amazing because you're too much of a coward to let her go
00:06:59do you have any idea who you're talking to how do you even know Sammy better yet why do you even care
00:07:07let's just say I'm a friend someone who doesn't appreciate ungrateful bastards like you taking
00:07:13advantage of her kindness kindness it just doesn't really get my dick wet you know and also doesn't
00:07:20take away from the fact that she's kind of a failure you don't deserve to say her name all she
00:07:25ever does is care about you and you're here talking shit when you should be thankful she
00:07:31even gives you the time of fucking day who do you think you are coming in here and talking to me
00:07:35like that I'm the guy about to teach you some respect I'm gonna give you five seconds to get the hell out
00:07:42of my oh my god Steven the fuck is wrong with you security get the hell out of my
00:07:52oh the fuck is wrong with you security you're lucky that's all I need if you ever badmouth
00:08:01Samantha smiles again she's so much as look at her wrong you won't just be losing a plan or two
00:08:07what the hell was that all about hey I didn't ask you to go ape shit on my boyfriend oh you mean
00:08:22you're lying cheating bitch of a boyfriend god are you insane this has nothing to do with you
00:08:27why would you just because I don't get how a girl like you ends up with a guy like him and it pisses
00:08:32me the fuck off why does it piss you off why do you even care because a guy like him doesn't know
00:08:37the real you he doesn't even care that it hurts you every single day and I would never do that to
00:08:44you Sam because I just I because you what sorry I just forget it because you what
00:09:01forget it what I want to know is why you don't go in there and just dump the guy already
00:09:06I can't okay you can't so you're just gonna pretend this fucker isn't cheating on you
00:09:10Tristan it's okay no it's not okay he's the fucking scum of the earth look I'll deal with
00:09:15Steven later all right I don't want to cause any drama to Renee's big day so I'll just wait after
00:09:20the wedding okay smiles you know you deserve more than this don't you I just want to get out of
00:09:27here okay please fine just don't let me catch you crying again I don't know what I'll do
00:09:42see better
00:09:48hey Sammy sorry I didn't pick up earlier honey today was crazy
00:10:12no it's okay no you're busy that plus this random dude came into the office and assaulted me
00:10:18oh no are you all right yeah but it was just so weird seemed like he knew you big blonde guy kind
00:10:25of looks like a surfer no doesn't sound familiar uh but I'm glad you're okay yeah I should be all
00:10:30right for the wedding I gotta go have a safe drive honey love you yeah I love you too see you soon
00:10:35don't look at me like that look I'll figure it out after the wedding this isn't forever yeah I
00:10:41heard that one before
00:10:42good night Tristan
00:11:06is this the book about the sexy elves
00:11:36You know what you need, a nice dip in the lake to wash off all our germs.
00:11:42I can't even swim.
00:11:43Then I can just teach you, duh.
00:11:49I'll never understand how I feel about him.
00:11:52To him, I'll always just be his baby sister's best friend.
00:11:57Earth to Samantha.
00:12:06Miles, uh, there's something I've been wanting to tell you.
00:12:15Yes?
00:12:18Hey!
00:12:23You guys mind if we share at the dock?
00:12:27Uh, sure.
00:12:36Hey, Savannah.
00:12:46It's Samantha.
00:12:47Oh, right.
00:12:49For sure.
00:12:51Um, so Tristan said you're friends with his sister, right?
00:12:55You know, it would be so slay if you could be a girl's girl and put in a good word for us.
00:13:01I don't think he'd listen to me.
00:13:03Come on, Sabrina.
00:13:04You would be doing us a huge favor.
00:13:07Girl.
00:13:08I can tell you what else is probably huge.
00:13:12You don't need me to get him.
00:13:14I'm nobody.
00:13:16What the fuck's your problem, huh?
00:13:19What?
00:13:19What's your problem?
00:13:20Please, no one actually reads anymore.
00:13:23That book's just a prop for your little nerdy girl act, isn't it?
00:13:26What?
00:13:27Hey!
00:13:28Hey!
00:13:29You want to be different so bad.
00:13:31You really think playing all sweet and innocent is going to get him to like you?
00:13:35What?
00:13:36Oh my god, look at her blushing.
00:13:38She thinks she's a main character in one of her stupid little books.
00:13:41Aw, the little sister's best friend has a crush on the hot big brother.
00:13:45I do not have a crush on him.
00:13:47God, just leave me alone.
00:13:48Oh yeah?
00:13:58Is that why you're parading your tits around?
00:14:00So the nerdy girl's actually a slut, huh?
00:14:03Hey, what the hell's going on?
00:14:06You want his attention, sweetie?
00:14:08Well then let us help you.
00:14:09Hey, what the fuck was that?
00:14:27She's not coming back up.
00:14:28Come on.
00:14:29She's not coming back up.
00:14:59Hey, tell me you're alright.
00:15:05Oh my god.
00:15:06Wow, Tristan, you are literally a hero.
00:15:09Don't fucking touch me.
00:15:10Alright, just get out of here.
00:15:12Babe, come on.
00:15:13It was an accident.
00:15:15We were just messing around.
00:15:16I said get out.
00:15:19Before you get thrown in the water next.
00:15:22Go!
00:15:22Are you hurt?
00:15:29They must have nicked me with their nails.
00:15:49For saving me.
00:15:50Those girls, they push you in because of me.
00:16:00It isn't your fault.
00:16:02Isn't it if I were to just pay more attention?
00:16:03God, I feel like such a piece of shit.
00:16:05You're not a piece of shit.
00:16:06You know, if Ren were there, she'd call me the same thing.
00:16:09And she wouldn't be wrong.
00:16:15Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
00:16:16I, I, I'm so sorry.
00:16:18I don't know why I just did that.
00:16:20I just...
00:16:20Is that your way of thanking me for rescuing you?
00:16:23That was just my way of shutting you up.
00:16:27Oh, really?
00:16:30Then I should get you to shut me up every day.
00:16:45We shouldn't.
00:16:46No, no, no.
00:16:47Ren is my best friend.
00:16:48You kissed me first.
00:16:50Remember?
00:16:51I, I know.
00:16:52But you're her older brother.
00:16:54And she hates when girls make moves on you.
00:16:56I...
00:16:57But, but...
00:16:59You're not just any girl.
00:17:02Ren.
00:17:09Forget everyone else.
00:17:11It's just you and me.
00:17:17Do you want me, Sam?
00:17:20I couldn't quite hear those smiles.
00:17:23Was that a yes or no?
00:17:26I don't want you, Tristan.
00:17:29I don't want you.
00:17:30I want you, Tristan.
00:17:33I don't want to stop.
00:17:55I don't want to stop.
00:18:00Don't.
00:18:02It's fine.
00:18:11Have you ever done this before?
00:18:14I think I'm ready much my first everything.
00:18:16I think I'm ready much my first everything.
00:18:16Sam?
00:18:43Sam?
00:18:44Where were you?
00:18:49Where were you?
00:18:50I went to the bathroom.
00:18:52I don't remember you coming home last night.
00:18:57I lost track of time at the lake.
00:19:01You were asleep when I got back.
00:19:07The girls from across the lake came by when you were gone.
00:19:10You brought me this.
00:19:11So, like, in exchange, you'll give us your brother's number, right?
00:19:16Wren, I...
00:19:16Do they think I'm stupid?
00:19:18Like, I don't know they're trying to use me to get to Tristan.
00:19:21It's all anyone does.
00:19:22It's always about Tristan.
00:19:24Honestly, I think my dad even loves him more than me.
00:19:32You would never do that to me.
00:19:34Right, Sam?
00:19:35You're my friend because you love me.
00:19:38Of course.
00:19:39You're positive that you have absolutely no feelings for my brother.
00:19:43Come on.
00:19:45You know I hate him.
00:19:46We both hate him.
00:19:47He's a fuckboy who's full of himself and doesn't have a single interesting thought in his shallow little head.
00:19:54Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:19:55And he never will.
00:19:56Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:20:02And he never will.
00:20:04I know I can trust you.
00:20:06Always, Wren.
00:20:07Hold on.
00:20:08It's me and you.
00:20:09Yeah.
00:20:09There they go.
00:20:19Should we go with Golden Boy again?
00:20:22Attention, everyone.
00:20:23We are both so proud of Tristan.
00:20:26You know UT Austin gave him a full scholarship.
00:20:31My boy's going to be a Longhorn.
00:20:32He had the summer off, but next week he is off to college and back to the grind.
00:20:39Isn't that right, son?
00:20:41Yes, sir.
00:20:48Tristan just had to invite his stupid jock friends over.
00:20:51Oh, great.
00:20:56The airheads from across the lake are here, too.
00:20:59Hey?
00:21:02Whoa, are you okay?
00:21:03You look like you just saw a ghost.
00:21:05You want his attention, sweetie?
00:21:07Well, then let us help you.
00:21:13Yeah.
00:21:14Oh, yeah.
00:21:15Fine.
00:21:16God, all this noise is hurting my head.
00:21:19I'm going to go back upstairs.
00:21:19Want me to pick out a movie for us to watch?
00:21:22Yeah.
00:21:23Uh, I'll be up in a sec.
00:21:26Okay.
00:21:29Hey, Tristan.
00:21:30Can I talk to you?
00:21:31I feel like you've been avoiding me.
00:21:35All day.
00:21:38Oh, hey, Smiles.
00:21:40Need something?
00:21:41No.
00:21:42Never mind.
00:21:43Just forget it.
00:21:48Forget it.
00:21:49I knew you'd come around.
00:22:16Want to take this to your room?
00:22:17I'm not in the mood.
00:22:33I'm never going to be that stupid again.
00:22:35I'm not in the mood.
00:22:41Tristan!
00:22:42Mom!
00:22:43Open up.
00:22:44It's already 10.
00:22:44We've got to get on the road.
00:22:46If you don't get up in the next 10 seconds, I swear to God, I'll beat down this door with
00:22:50my fist!
00:22:51Oh, glad to see you're in a better mood this morning.
00:22:56Please tell me you're not naked.
00:23:01Please tell me you're not naked.
00:23:02Put some clothes on.
00:23:03The people of Utah don't need to see that.
00:23:05Hate to break it to you, but lots of people want to see that.
00:23:08If you wanted to get me in bed, you could have just said so.
00:23:14Shut up.
00:23:15There was somebody else that was coming outside of their room.
00:23:17Put that on.
00:23:19God, can you hurry up so we can go already?
00:23:22Gee, thanks.
00:23:23Well, just paying back the favor.
00:23:25Consider us even now.
00:23:26Hey, tell me you're all right.
00:23:35Are you nervous or something, Smiles?
00:23:37No.
00:23:38Why would I be?
00:23:40Grew up Ren, you and Ren.
00:23:41It's nothing I haven't seen before.
00:23:43It's okay to admit you liked what you saw.
00:23:47We're not teens anymore, Tristan.
00:23:49You can't tease me like this.
00:23:52What if I'm not teasing, though?
00:23:54What if I'm serious?
00:23:55Tristan Montgomery being serious?
00:23:58I'll believe it when I see it.
00:24:00Do I look serious enough now?
00:24:05It's in a scar.
00:24:10We should, uh, get going.
00:24:15Meet you outside.
00:24:23We're out of gas.
00:24:24No, we're not.
00:24:25Filled up yesterday.
00:24:29Hey.
00:24:30Gas gauge is broken, genius.
00:24:32Got gas last night.
00:24:33We were taking your depression now.
00:24:35We're driving 3,000 miles in a car with a broken gas gauge?
00:24:37Gotten us this far, haven't I?
00:24:39Do you know how many asshole-sounding things you say today?
00:24:41So, what have you been up to the last five years, huh?
00:24:53Thought you didn't like small talk.
00:24:55Come on, lighten up smiles.
00:24:57No harm in some conversation, right?
00:24:59It's basically just school and work.
00:25:01And I graduated last year, now I'm a bartender.
00:25:04You don't do sculptures full-time?
00:25:05As much as I'd like to.
00:25:07I can't do art full-time unless it's paying my bills full-time.
00:25:11What about you?
00:25:12I own my own business.
00:25:14Cleaning pools.
00:25:15How did that happen?
00:25:17A year ago, I overheard some rich lady at a bar complaining about how disgusting her green pool was.
00:25:24Her friend started saying she should hire a good-looking pool guy to make her husband jealous.
00:25:28That's where I came in.
00:25:30Sounds like a bad porno.
00:25:31A bad porno?
00:25:33Oh, you wound me smiles.
00:25:34Hey, uh, Smiles, are you still awake?
00:25:52Hey.
00:25:58Hey.
00:25:59Uh, I have a hell of a headache.
00:26:02Do you have any aspirin?
00:26:02Uh, yeah, um, come in.
00:26:25You gonna keep starin' or actually ask me about it?
00:26:29I'm sorry.
00:26:29I just don't remember you having that scar last time we met.
00:26:36How did you get it?
00:26:38Playing football?
00:26:39I remember it was raining.
00:26:43I was calling the play, lining up on the field, and nothing.
00:26:50I woke up in the hospital with tubes coming out everywhere.
00:26:55That was the last time I played college ball.
00:26:56Well, I lost my scholarship.
00:26:59I'm so sorry.
00:27:04Well, you still got the rest of our lives, don't we?
00:27:10I did.
00:27:10Well, you still got the night, but I didn't get to sleep.
00:27:15Thank you for the aspirin.
00:27:24I'm going to let you get some sleep, all right?
00:27:26I'll see you tomorrow soon.
00:27:34What can I get for you?
00:27:36Just two coffees, please.
00:27:38So, you folks aren't from around here, are you?
00:27:41You and that popping hot dish of a man outside?
00:27:44Oh, no.
00:27:45We're still on the way to my best friend's wedding in New York City.
00:27:48He's her older brother.
00:27:49So you're shacking up with your best friend's brother?
00:27:51No, I have a boyfriend.
00:27:52Well, that's complicated.
00:27:53But Tristan and I aren't.
00:27:55I mean, we hooked up once, but it was years ago.
00:27:57He doesn't even remember.
00:28:00Oh, sweet pea.
00:28:03You think the man giving you bedroom eyes from all the way across the road
00:28:07wouldn't remember something like that?
00:28:10Think again.
00:28:11Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:28:19Hey.
00:28:22Anything sound good?
00:28:24What do you remember about me, Tristan?
00:28:26What do you mean?
00:28:30I can't possibly remember absolutely nothing about me, right?
00:28:38I remember you always wore two braids split right down the middle.
00:28:42What do you remember about me?
00:28:53I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Big Bear.
00:28:59Especially the last one.
00:29:07I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Big Bear.
00:29:11Did some stupid shit there?
00:29:14I guess we all did stupid shit.
00:29:17You know what else I remember?
00:29:19I remember you being a selfish, arrogant fuckboy
00:29:23who cared about nothing and no one but himself.
00:29:25Oh, really?
00:29:27Is that it?
00:29:29What's that supposed to mean?
00:29:32Nothing.
00:29:35You are completely right, Smiles.
00:29:40That's exactly who I am.
00:29:41Did we just run out of gas?
00:29:59I filled up three hours ago.
00:30:06I told you this would happen.
00:30:08We're out of gas.
00:30:09No, we're not.
00:30:11For the last time, we did not run out of gas.
00:30:13Oh, yeah?
00:30:14How do you know?
00:30:14I know my car.
00:30:16My God.
00:30:19Do we have a problem?
00:30:20You are my problem.
00:30:22My best friend is getting married in three days
00:30:24and instead of giving me a real answer,
00:30:26you're saying cryptic shit like,
00:30:27I know my car.
00:30:28Because you're too much of a man to admit
00:30:29when you don't know anything.
00:30:36What do you want me to say?
00:30:37That it's my fault?
00:30:39Fine.
00:30:40It's my fucking fault.
00:30:42This whole mess is my fault.
00:30:43God, I should have never agreed to do this.
00:30:46So just told Wren no.
00:30:47Agreed to what?
00:30:52Wren talked you into this.
00:30:54Didn't she?
00:30:56You didn't want to drive me.
00:30:59Sam.
00:31:02Sam.
00:31:03No, no, I'm sorry.
00:31:04I'm sorry.
00:31:05I didn't mean it.
00:31:07Hey.
00:31:08Hey.
00:31:13I'm frustrated, too.
00:31:17We're in this together.
00:31:19All right?
00:31:19You and me.
00:31:31What in the devil are the two of you
00:31:33doing all the way out here?
00:31:39You two are real lucky I found you.
00:31:41Well, I'll have one of my boys come out
00:31:43and tow your car,
00:31:43bring it back to the shop.
00:31:44We'll take a look in the morning.
00:31:46For now, let's get you someplace cozy.
00:31:47Hey, we appreciate the help.
00:31:50Oh, if possible,
00:31:51could you please tell them to be careful?
00:31:52I have a gift for my friend in the trunk
00:31:54and I don't want it damaged.
00:31:55You have my word, miss.
00:31:57Thank you so much, sir.
00:31:59Ah.
00:32:00Just call me Bob.
00:32:03So, what brings you two around these parts?
00:32:05We're on our way to New York.
00:32:07My best friend's getting married.
00:32:08Well, then you're the maid of honor.
00:32:09I'll bet you're a hell of a stunner in your dress.
00:32:13Don't you agree, son?
00:32:15One hundred percent.
00:32:23How can I help you tonight?
00:32:25Uh, two rooms, please.
00:32:26Mm-hmm.
00:32:29Ah, shoot.
00:32:30I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:32:36I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:32:39That's okay.
00:32:44We'll just go somewhere else.
00:32:46Thanks.
00:32:47Uh, sir?
00:32:50We're the only spot in town.
00:32:52Everything else is over three hours away.
00:32:59One room will be fine.
00:33:01Look, it's just one night.
00:33:04Sorry I was being silly.
00:33:05So, are we going to talk about it?
00:33:21I...
00:33:21I think it's better if we don't.
00:33:26Just forget it.
00:33:26Sorry.
00:33:37About what I said at the cafe earlier, I didn't mean it.
00:33:41I know.
00:33:41Good night, Sam.
00:33:53Hey, honey.
00:33:54Sorry I haven't called.
00:33:55I've been caught up at the office.
00:33:57How's the drive been?
00:33:58It's been crazy, honestly.
00:34:01The car broke down and we had to...
00:34:02That's nice.
00:34:03Anyway, I got some bad news, Sammy.
00:34:06My boss wants me to go to Napa this weekend.
00:34:08I can't make it to the wedding after all.
00:34:10Are you kidding?
00:34:11I mean, no, you're supposed to fly in Friday.
00:34:13You can't miss one single fucking work event.
00:34:15Honey, you're being ridiculous.
00:34:17I can't tell my boss no.
00:34:18He needs me.
00:34:19Yeah, well, what about what I need?
00:34:20Do you know how humiliating it'll be to show up alone?
00:34:23I mean, no, no, no.
00:34:24We've been planning this for months, Steven.
00:34:25God, how could you?
00:34:27I...
00:34:27What was that?
00:34:35What was that?
00:34:37Huh?
00:34:37Oh, nothing.
00:34:38My co-worker just said something.
00:34:40Anyway, I'm sorry to have let you down, but I promise I'll make it up to you when you
00:34:43get back, okay?
00:34:44See you soon.
00:34:46Hey, you okay?
00:34:55What happened?
00:34:56Steven's not coming to the wedding.
00:35:00Broke up with him.
00:35:02What are you going to say?
00:35:03I told you so.
00:35:04You should have dumped him from the start.
00:35:05Smiles, you dumbass.
00:35:06Sam, no.
00:35:08I'm sorry.
00:35:09No.
00:35:10Everything in my life is falling apart.
00:35:11I don't want to hear some bullshit.
00:35:12Like, I'm sorry.
00:35:13Okay, just wait.
00:35:14Just wait.
00:35:15No, I should have never agreed to this.
00:35:16I should have said...
00:35:17No, I should have...
00:35:17Sam, Sam!
00:35:31Sam!
00:35:37God, let me go.
00:35:38You fucking jerk!
00:35:39Will you just stop?
00:35:40I'm trying to help.
00:35:42Why?
00:35:43Because.
00:35:44Because why?
00:35:45Because you can't swim.
00:35:48You remember.
00:35:51Sam, just listen.
00:35:52Don't you lie to me, Tristan.
00:35:54You do remember Lake, the night of the cabin.
00:35:56Everything.
00:35:57Don't you?
00:35:59Yes, I remember.
00:36:03Sam, where are you going?
00:36:05Sam, where are you going?
00:36:10Get as far away from you as I can.
00:36:12Also, I can swim now, asshole.
00:36:16Sam, just stop.
00:36:18Samantha.
00:36:23Yeah.
00:36:25All right.
00:36:26Yeah, be right there.
00:36:26Fuck.
00:36:54Fuck.
00:36:55I picked up the car. Um, we're not gonna leave until we...
00:37:07We're not gonna leave until we...
00:37:12Talk.
00:37:15I don't feel like talking.
00:37:20What are you doing?
00:37:21I don't know.
00:37:27But I don't wanna think anymore.
00:37:30Never.
00:37:38How much have you had to drink?
00:37:40Doesn't matter.
00:37:44You make me feel things, Tristan.
00:37:47Things I've never felt before.
00:37:51I hate you so much.
00:37:54But I want you so bad, it scares me.
00:37:58No.
00:37:59No.
00:38:00No.
00:38:01No.
00:38:02No.
00:38:03No.
00:38:04No.
00:38:05No.
00:38:06No.
00:38:07No.
00:38:08No.
00:38:09No.
00:38:10No.
00:38:11No.
00:38:12No.
00:38:13No.
00:38:14No.
00:38:15No.
00:38:16No.
00:38:17No.
00:38:19No.
00:38:21I'm sorry.
00:38:30I can't.
00:38:31Are you hungry?
00:39:01Is this how it's going to be the rest of the trip?
00:39:06Like what?
00:39:08Like you not talking to me.
00:39:10Not even looking at me.
00:39:15Is this all because of last night?
00:39:19Hey, answer me.
00:39:23Yes.
00:39:26Yes.
00:39:27This is exactly how it'll be.
00:39:29If you don't want me, at least I have the balls to tell me to my face.
00:39:32I can handle words, but I can't...
00:39:35You don't want me to embarrass me like that.
00:39:37Why? Let me make a fool of myself over you.
00:39:39Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:39:41You think I don't want you?
00:39:44You think it almost didn't kill me to push you away last night?
00:39:48I have never wanted anything or anyone like I want you.
00:39:52And last night, I almost lost control.
00:39:55But you were drunk and I wasn't going to take advantage of you like that.
00:40:02Oh, boy.
00:40:10Hey.
00:40:11Hey.
00:40:12Hey.
00:40:13Hey.
00:40:14I want you, Tristan.
00:40:44Hey, so one room or two?
00:40:57Um, one room, please.
00:41:03Here you go.
00:41:05We gotta use the bathroom real quick.
00:41:07Wait, can I use your phone?
00:41:08Mine died in the pool.
00:41:10Tell her I said hi.
00:41:11Christopher, you low-life sack of shit.
00:41:14Tell me where you are right now.
00:41:17Renee, it's me.
00:41:18Oh my god, Sam?
00:41:19Where the hell have you been, loca?
00:41:20I fell in a pool.
00:41:22It's a long story, but I'm really sorry, Ren.
00:41:25Don't be.
00:41:26I'm sorry I haven't called.
00:41:27I've been so caught up with this wedding planning bullshit.
00:41:29God, I wish you could have been here to make it easier.
00:41:32So you just telling each other everything?
00:41:34Yeah, about that, I...
00:41:36Make sure my brother gets you here in one piece, okay?
00:41:38Love you.
00:41:41Everything good?
00:41:44Yeah, yeah, everything's fine.
00:41:49You okay?
00:41:51Been all quiet since you got off the phone with Renee.
00:41:54Look, I think whatever this thing is,
00:41:58it's probably best if we stop it here.
00:42:01What?
00:42:02Why, is this because of Renee?
00:42:04Yesterday was a mistake.
00:42:10And it can't happen again.
00:42:13Really?
00:42:15Was you and me five years ago in the cabin a mistake, too?
00:42:22I don't know, you tell me.
00:42:23No, you tell me.
00:42:24You want to talk about saying shit to each other's faces?
00:42:26Let's do it.
00:42:27What are you talking about?
00:42:28You're the one who said you did stupid shit at the cabin.
00:42:31Some stupid shit there.
00:42:33You're the one who kissed the girl at the party after we had sex.
00:42:38I hate Tristan.
00:42:40Tristan's a fuckboy.
00:42:41Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:42:42And he never will.
00:42:44Ring any bells?
00:42:45You hurt Renee and I that morning.
00:42:51Did you mean it?
00:42:52Of course I didn't.
00:42:54Then why'd you say it?
00:42:55Why'd you push me away?
00:42:57And why'd you spend five years avoiding me?
00:43:00Renee is my best friend.
00:43:02And she...
00:43:02You didn't know what it was like for her growing up in your shadow.
00:43:06I just...
00:43:06I didn't want to hurt her.
00:43:08God.
00:43:10I'm sorry.
00:43:10I just...
00:43:11I don't regret last night.
00:43:15And I do want to tell Wren, I just...
00:43:18I'm so tired of secrets.
00:43:21Yeah.
00:43:24It's okay.
00:43:26I get it.
00:43:29You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:34You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:41I came to drop off some things at the house and...
00:43:45I saw my dad...
00:43:47With his assistant.
00:43:52Tristan!
00:43:55My parents are gonna try and play nice at the wedding, but...
00:43:59My mom's a fucking mess.
00:44:01And I feel like I'm just...
00:44:03Waiting for everything to fall apart.
00:44:05Yeah, I know how you feel.
00:44:06Yeah, I know how you feel.
00:44:08Last month, I opened my first art gallery.
00:44:11And I didn't sell a single piece.
00:44:14I watched everyone walk past me on my life's work.
00:44:17And I realized I'd spent...
00:44:20Years...
00:44:21Wasting my time.
00:44:22Chasing some stupid dream.
00:44:26It isn't stupid.
00:44:28You're what makes you happy, right?
00:44:31Then it's worth it.
00:44:34My ex wouldn't think so.
00:44:37You're still in love with him, are you?
00:44:40Oh, God, no.
00:44:41Honestly, I don't...
00:44:43Know if I ever was.
00:44:45Then why stay with him so long?
00:44:47Everything with Stephen was...
00:44:49Easy.
00:44:50Comfortable.
00:44:51Even when I knew there was nothing there,
00:44:53I didn't want to admit my relationship was another failure.
00:44:58It wasn't until you came back into my life
00:45:01that I realized what I was missing.
00:45:02I'm so scared of failing.
00:45:07I haven't let myself live.
00:45:20You deserve everything.
00:45:22You hear me?
00:45:24Everything.
00:45:26I wanted to hate you.
00:45:30But I don't.
00:45:32I don't.
00:45:34I don't hate you either, Sam.
00:45:38I never have.
00:45:47I don't.
00:46:02I have something for you.
00:46:16A cell phone?
00:46:18If we're going to pretend like nothing's happening,
00:46:20we need a way to get a hold of each other.
00:46:26Wild stallion?
00:46:27Is that your code name?
00:46:28Call me that whenever you want, baby.
00:46:32I can't help you.
00:46:33We hate each other.
00:46:37Are you sure you're okay with not telling anybody about us yet?
00:46:40That's what you want, right?
00:46:41Last time I talked to Renee, I was still with Stephen.
00:46:43I just don't want to overshadow her on her wedding day
00:46:45and have everyone talk about a girl who just got out of the five-year-old late.
00:46:48Ow.
00:46:49Uh, your head smiles.
00:46:51I said I understand.
00:46:52You can be my dirty little secret.
00:46:54Oh, stop.
00:46:55Okay.
00:46:55So, did you tell Renee we're here, or?
00:46:59You motherfuckers.
00:47:02Took you long enough?
00:47:05You're going to have to bulk up if you want a second.
00:47:07Oh, whoa.
00:47:08Careful, that's my future bride, man.
00:47:10Ben, you remember my dipshit brother, Tristan?
00:47:13It's good to see you again, man.
00:47:15And you must be Samantha.
00:47:17Renee has said so much about you.
00:47:18I feel like I already know you.
00:47:20Bring it in.
00:47:20Bring it in.
00:47:22I'll take your bag.
00:47:23Oh, my God.
00:47:26I can't believe it.
00:47:28I know.
00:47:28How was the bride?
00:47:30Did Tristina play nice, or do I need a beat as us?
00:47:32What are you going to do, twinkle toes?
00:47:34Do a pirouette on me?
00:47:35A pirouette on your corpse, if you remain my bestie, yes.
00:47:38Relax, run.
00:47:39It wasn't bad.
00:47:40It was kind of nice, actually.
00:47:43You know, other than Tristan's stupid car breaking down,
00:47:45because he was driving around with no gas gauge like a dumbass.
00:47:48Yeah?
00:47:49And who's the dumbass I had to fish out of the motel pool in Iowa?
00:47:53I don't think I ever heard a thank you, Tristan, my heroic savior.
00:47:57I didn't need saving from a hole that was barely five feet deep.
00:48:00Jeez, you are not kidding.
00:48:02They really do hate each other.
00:48:03Yeah.
00:48:07Anywho, you big strong boys can handle the luggage, right?
00:48:11I need to get my made up all for fitted into a dress.
00:48:13No, Dave, tell you.
00:48:25Okay, the tie works.
00:48:29Mom.
00:48:31Please.
00:48:33Okay, you'll have to figure it out.
00:48:36Are you alone?
00:48:38You wish.
00:48:38I'm with Renee in her room.
00:48:40My room's next door.
00:48:41That's too bad.
00:48:42You should be in mine instead.
00:48:43Have some self-control, Stallion.
00:48:45I like it when you call me that.
00:48:46What's your room number?
00:48:47I'll be there in two minutes.
00:48:48You can't.
00:48:49I'm with your sister.
00:48:50Tell her she's a fucking cock block.
00:48:51Sam, can you come here for a sec?
00:48:53I need help picking up my earrings.
00:48:54See what I mean?
00:48:55Look, I'll see you at the wedding rehearsal, okay?
00:48:57Come to my room later, please.
00:48:59Sam?
00:49:00Are you alive?
00:49:01I gotta go.
00:49:02I'll talk to you later.
00:49:03Okay, which ones?
00:49:09I think the pearls.
00:49:12Thank God you're here.
00:49:14I can't wait to be married, so I never have to play the wedding again.
00:49:18It just took me so long to get here.
00:49:19I'm sorry I miss so much.
00:49:21Oh my God, don't be silly.
00:49:23If anything, I'm mad at Steven for not being there for you
00:49:25when all the shit went down on the way here.
00:49:27When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:29When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:35I broke up with him.
00:49:38When?
00:49:39Why?
00:49:40He's cheating on me.
00:49:44You were right, Wren.
00:49:46I mean, he always put everything else above me.
00:49:48I just blindly went along with it.
00:49:50Look, I was gonna wait until the end of your wedding to end things,
00:49:54but when he told me he couldn't make it and all,
00:49:56I just, I couldn't do it anymore.
00:50:01God, I'm sorry.
00:50:03But I called him and told him it's over,
00:50:05so hopefully neither of us have to see him again.
00:50:08How do you take it?
00:50:10Like a pussy?
00:50:11I have no clue.
00:50:12My phone drowned at the Iowa Motel Pool.
00:50:16Come here.
00:50:18Oh, serves him right.
00:50:20Honestly, I'm surprised he hasn't been calling me nonstop trying to get to you.
00:50:24I'm done with him.
00:50:27That's the fucking spirit.
00:50:29Look, you are a free woman now, okay?
00:50:32And I'm gonna make sure you catch at least one dick at this wedding.
00:50:34Oh, God, I miss you so much.
00:50:50We've only been eight hours since we've seen each other.
00:50:54I had you all to myself for days nonstop.
00:50:58I'm hooked on you now.
00:50:59Wait, hold on.
00:51:01Can we, can we talk?
00:51:04Sure.
00:51:05What about?
00:51:06I was talking with Wren earlier and...
00:51:09Oh, I had them bring it to my room instead of yours
00:51:12because it's next to Renee's,
00:51:14so she wouldn't find out.
00:51:16Thank you, Justin.
00:51:18I didn't even think of that.
00:51:20So, what did you talk about with her?
00:51:22Does she know about us?
00:51:23No, but I think, I think I want to tell her the truth tomorrow.
00:51:31Are you sure?
00:51:33Your parents are gonna be here,
00:51:34and I don't want you to have to keep any more secrets from her.
00:51:38But I'm done, too.
00:51:41No more hiding.
00:51:43I want to be able to dance with you at the reception.
00:51:45I want to be able to dance with you at the reception.
00:52:15Why was she here?
00:52:22Did someone see?
00:52:24Mom showed up this morning,
00:52:25and, uh,
00:52:26Dad wasn't with her.
00:52:29She found out about the affair,
00:52:31and she came here,
00:52:32and she saw us,
00:52:35and...
00:52:37Oh, my God.
00:52:38You were right.
00:52:45I should have just told her from the start.
00:52:49If we were kids,
00:52:50this is where you would say something smug,
00:52:52and I would show people you'd call me an idiot.
00:52:56Well, we ain't kids anymore, huh?
00:53:00Mom's down in the lobby.
00:53:01She's in shock, too.
00:53:04Will you be all right without me for a little bit?
00:53:09I'll be okay.
00:53:20See you over here, Silicon.
00:53:21Come in love with Tristan and fucking Montgomery.
00:53:36Thanks for coming, guys.
00:53:38It's good to have you.
00:53:39I'm so afraid.
00:53:41Excuse me.
00:53:43How's Wren?
00:53:44As well as can be expected.
00:53:50Tristan's been trying to get a hold of him for hours.
00:53:53Now, I've only met their dad once,
00:53:54but I never would have thought he'd do something like this.
00:53:58Maybe something happened to him.
00:53:59Like, his flight got canceled,
00:54:01or his phone died.
00:54:03Surprise!
00:54:05Steven, what are you doing here?
00:54:09I left work for you, Sammy.
00:54:12Aren't you happy to see me?
00:54:13Didn't you get my text?
00:54:15What text?
00:54:16I didn't get any text.
00:54:17The text I sent you in Iowa.
00:54:19Before I fell in the pool, oh my God.
00:54:22I broke up with him.
00:54:32Wait.
00:54:33Don't I know that guy?
00:54:35God, I cannot believe you, Steven.
00:54:37Jesus Christ, I came out all this way,
00:54:38and you're not even happy to see me.
00:54:40And what's this mysterious text you keep talking about?
00:54:43Look, I don't want to make a scene.
00:54:44Let's just go talk.
00:54:45No.
00:54:46Whatever you want to say to me,
00:54:48you can say in front of all these people.
00:54:53No.
00:54:54Whatever you want to say to me,
00:54:55you can say in front of all these people.
00:54:57God, do you have any idea what it took me to get here?
00:55:00And you're not even a little bit grateful
00:55:02for everything that I've done for you.
00:55:04I broke up with you.
00:55:07Excuse me?
00:55:08I texted you that I was breaking up with you
00:55:10because I know you're cheating on me with your secretary.
00:55:13And you know,
00:55:13I don't give a shit about your boss
00:55:15or your shitty law firm,
00:55:16you pretentious fucking asshole.
00:55:19Honey, what?
00:55:20What are you talking about?
00:55:22Come on, you're being crazy.
00:55:23You know I love you.
00:55:24I would never cheat on you.
00:55:25I saw her.
00:55:27She was on your lap.
00:55:29What are you going to dump her ass?
00:55:30You said you were going to take me to Italy.
00:55:32Hey, after the wedding, kitten.
00:55:34You were there.
00:55:36Sammy, honey.
00:55:37Listen, that girl, she's nobody.
00:55:41I'll admit, I made a mistake.
00:55:43But I can change.
00:55:45No, Steven.
00:55:46I made the mistake
00:55:47of wasting five years of my life with you.
00:55:50But it's over now.
00:55:52I'm done putting your life above mine.
00:55:53Sam, you're not in the right mind.
00:55:56I know you love me.
00:55:57You can't live without me.
00:55:58You even told me so.
00:56:00Listen to me.
00:56:01You don't know what you're throwing away right now.
00:56:03You need me.
00:56:05Not anymore.
00:56:07Now get out.
00:56:23My dad isn't coming.
00:56:27Tristan's going to have to walk me down the aisle.
00:56:31Everyone thinks Tristan's unbreakable, but he's not.
00:56:34I went to his room, but he wasn't there.
00:56:37I tried calling.
00:56:39It's typical Tristan.
00:56:41It doesn't like anyone seeing him is weak.
00:56:44He gets that from my dad.
00:56:45Why didn't you tell me?
00:56:49It was your wedding.
00:56:50I didn't want to take your big day away from you.
00:56:52It's bullshit, and you know it.
00:56:55You're right.
00:56:57I didn't tell you because...
00:56:59Because my feelings were so big,
00:57:02and everything was happening so fast,
00:57:04and...
00:57:04What, you don't think I can handle the truth?
00:57:07I'm an adult, Sam.
00:57:08We're all fucking adults now.
00:57:10I didn't want to tell anyone.
00:57:11Not even you.
00:57:16Because if I told you,
00:57:17then that makes it real,
00:57:18and I...
00:57:19I didn't know if I was ready for that.
00:57:21You love Tristan?
00:57:26Yes.
00:57:28I love him.
00:57:34I love him so much.
00:57:41Then you need to tell him.
00:57:43I know.
00:58:00Who presents this woman
00:58:03to be married to this man?
00:58:07Her mother and I do.
00:58:08Finn,
00:58:11do you take Renee
00:58:12to be your lawfully-witted wife?
00:58:15I do.
00:58:16Do you take Finn
00:58:17to be your lawfully-witted husband?
00:58:20I do.
00:58:22Then, by the power vested in me
00:58:24by the state of New York,
00:58:25I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:58:29You may kiss the bride.
00:58:38Haven't you called or texted me back?
00:58:52Are you ignoring me?
00:58:54I don't know what you mean.
00:58:55I'm sorry.
00:58:55I didn't know Stephen
00:58:56was going to show up.
00:58:57You told me you broke up with him.
00:58:59I did.
00:59:00I swear.
00:59:01Then why was he here?
00:59:03Why was he holding you
00:59:05in his fucking arms,
00:59:06kissing you?
00:59:08Okay, I told you
00:59:09about my dad's affair.
00:59:11I told you how that shit wrecked me
00:59:13and you just
00:59:13let me lay in your bed
00:59:17like I'm just another goddamn plane.
00:59:19Please, let me explain.
00:59:23Save it.
00:59:24I'm done.
00:59:24What are you doing in here?
00:59:35You should be at your reception.
00:59:37I can't celebrate
00:59:38when I know my maid of honor
00:59:39is sitting here dying inside.
00:59:41Come on, unlock the door.
00:59:41Will you please come out?
00:59:43Besides, I didn't choose my heels correctly
00:59:44and I need to sit.
00:59:45I need to sit.
00:59:45I need to sit.
00:59:46I need to sit.
00:59:47I need to sit.
00:59:48I need to sit.
00:59:49I need to sit.
00:59:49I need to sit.
00:59:50I need to sit.
00:59:51I need to sit.
00:59:51I need to sit.
00:59:52I need to sit.
00:59:53I need to sit.
00:59:54I remember when I went to see Tristan
00:59:56during fall finals sophomore year.
00:59:58It was because he was in a bad accident.
01:00:01I know.
01:00:02He told me his football career
01:00:03was over after that.
01:00:06But what I remember
01:00:06Mom's puts him
01:00:07immediately looking at my dad.
01:00:10All Tristan saw was disappointment.
01:00:13So after everything with my dad
01:00:14broke his world,
01:00:15when he saw you with Steven,
01:00:18I ended it with Steven.
01:00:19He didn't get my text
01:00:20but I would never use Tristan like that.
01:00:22I know.
01:00:23He won't even talk to me.
01:00:26Even if he won't talk to you,
01:00:29you need to talk to him.
01:00:30If you really love him,
01:00:32he'll listen.
01:00:34Come here.
01:00:35Please give it up for Samantha Smiles.
01:00:42Samantha Smiles.
01:00:52I have known Renee Montgomery
01:00:54since we were in First Grid.
01:00:56Last year she called me up
01:00:58at midnight
01:00:59and told me she met a guy.
01:01:01She told me she loved him
01:01:02and that they were getting married.
01:01:05I didn't say this at the time
01:01:06but my first thought was,
01:01:08are you out of your goddamn mind?
01:01:10I've been with a man for five years
01:01:12and still wasn't open
01:01:13to the idea of forever.
01:01:14How could she be so sure
01:01:16in only a few weeks?
01:01:17Because I realized
01:01:18Ren had it right.
01:01:22Time doesn't matter
01:01:23when you're giving your heart
01:01:24to someone else
01:01:25because love is about
01:01:27being vulnerable
01:01:27and doing the things
01:01:30that scare you.
01:01:32Like giving your heart
01:01:33to someone
01:01:33after only a few weeks
01:01:34or a few days.
01:01:36That's how Renee and Finn
01:01:39fell in love
01:01:39and that's how I did too.
01:01:42To the bride and groom
01:01:43and to love that is timeless.
01:01:58Excuse me.
01:01:59Is this sculpture yours?
01:02:00Um, yes.
01:02:02It's mine.
01:02:03I own a gallery in Soho.
01:02:05Give me a call when you can.
01:02:06I'd love to chat about
01:02:07acquiring all your pieces.
01:02:09I'm sorry.
01:02:10All my pieces?
01:02:11Absolutely.
01:02:13Your art is precisely
01:02:14what I'm looking for.
01:02:16I look forward to your call.
01:02:36Hey, can we talk?
01:02:38Oh, now you want to talk?
01:02:39After you avoided me
01:02:40for the whole wedding?
01:02:41I know.
01:02:41I stood up in front
01:02:42of all those people.
01:02:43I...
01:02:43I was scared.
01:02:49Okay?
01:02:49I was shitty to you.
01:02:51I know that.
01:02:52I was angry, hurt,
01:02:54and instead of letting you in,
01:02:55I shut you out.
01:02:56So when I saw you with Steven,
01:02:59all of those insecurities,
01:03:00he started pouring out of me again.
01:03:02I mean, he had you for five years.
01:03:04I only been with you for a few days.
01:03:07Eventually, I dropped the ball,
01:03:08and you'd see that it wasn't enough.
01:03:11So I convinced myself
01:03:13that it would hurt less
01:03:15if I just walked away first.
01:03:19You know,
01:03:20that you'd be better off
01:03:21with someone else.
01:03:22Trust him.
01:03:23I realized that
01:03:25I was being a coward
01:03:27for pushing you away.
01:03:31I was being a coward
01:03:33for pushing you away.
01:03:34I know now
01:03:36that if I let that happen,
01:03:38I will be giving up
01:03:39on the best thing
01:03:40that's ever happened to me.
01:03:43Time stops
01:03:44when I'm with you.
01:03:46It stopped the night of the cabin
01:03:48all those years back,
01:03:50and
01:03:51it stopped again
01:03:53when you got in my car
01:03:54in Los Angeles.
01:03:56Yeah, I know I should let you go,
01:03:58but
01:03:58I want you
01:04:00to need me
01:04:01the way that I need you.
01:04:04How can I believe you, Tristan?
01:04:07Because, Samantha Smiles,
01:04:08I am
01:04:08just
01:04:09miserably,
01:04:11pathetically
01:04:12in love with you.
01:04:17I want
01:04:17every week,
01:04:19every day,
01:04:21every moment
01:04:21to be with you.
01:04:23What do you say?
01:04:24Forget the past,
01:04:25ignore the future,
01:04:26let's just get in my car
01:04:27and drive,
01:04:27you and me.
01:04:28We'll go anywhere
01:04:29the world wants to go.
01:04:30I'll go anywhere
01:04:31in the world with you.
01:04:32You're really going to
01:04:33take us around the world
01:04:34in this piece of junk?
01:04:35Sweetheart,
01:04:36I'll make sure
01:04:36it gets us a fucking Pluto.
01:04:38You know,
01:04:39as long as I'm going with you.
01:04:41Just say,
01:04:42yes,
01:04:43please,
01:04:43say yes,
01:04:44please.
01:04:51yes.
01:04:58Yes.
01:05:03And I won't run out of gas.
01:05:09I love them both,
01:05:10but I'm literally going to kill them
01:05:11if they don't make up
01:05:12before the honeymoon's over.
01:05:13Maybe some relationships
01:05:15just take time to...
01:05:16Wait,
01:05:18isn't it them right now?
01:05:19No fucking way.
01:05:20They're making out too.
01:05:23Whoa.
01:05:24You owe me 50 bucks?
01:05:26Did you two dumbasses
01:05:27really think you could get away
01:05:28without saying bye to the bride?
01:05:30I hope you know
01:05:31I'm going to be so annoying
01:05:32at your guys sweating.
01:05:33Get your hands off my girl,
01:05:35Brett.
01:05:35Hey,
01:05:36she was my friend
01:05:36before she was your girl,
01:05:38pick.
01:05:38You're always going to be
01:05:39number one.
01:05:40We will see about that.
01:05:43Have fun on your honeymoon,
01:05:44sugarplum.
01:05:45We are going to
01:05:46hit the road.
01:05:49Where are you guys
01:05:51even going?
01:05:52To the gas station.
01:05:53Ah!
01:05:54Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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