How to Tame a Silver Fox Full Movie

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00:00:00Oh-ho, looking good, girl.

00:00:16This is another creep. Just my luck.

00:00:22Please pick up.

00:00:25Hi, Dad. I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.

00:00:31Sure thing, hon.

00:00:32Mr. Reed.

00:00:33Are you seriously screwing someone right now?

00:00:35He'll be there soon.

00:00:38Hey!

00:00:39Who?

00:00:42Drugging girls in my club? You must have a death wish.

00:00:50You got the wrong guy, swear!

00:00:58Shut up.

00:01:00You have the worst timing.

00:01:01Hey, you know that favor you owe me?

00:01:04I'm cashing it in.

00:01:06Now.

00:01:13What are you doing?

00:01:14What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?

00:01:21It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.

00:01:24You get away from me, creep.

00:01:25Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?

00:01:31Stop!

00:01:32Let's see what else it can do.

00:01:35What the hell?

00:01:36What the hell?

00:01:43Mr. Collins?

00:01:44That's and his...

00:01:46best friend?

00:01:47You're shivering.

00:01:48Come on, kiddo.

00:01:49Kiddo?

00:01:50Why is he still calling me that? I'm a grown-ass woman.

00:01:53Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what? Let's go.

00:01:55I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like...

00:01:57five Christmases?

00:01:58It's nothing.

00:01:59I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like...

00:02:00five Christmases?

00:02:01It's nothing I've...

00:02:03What the hell?

00:02:04Is something wrong?

00:02:05No, he's not a girl.

00:02:06You're shivering.

00:02:07Come on, kiddo.

00:02:08Kiddo?

00:02:09Why is he still calling me that? I'm a grown-ass woman.

00:02:11Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what? Let's go!

00:02:16I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like...

00:02:22five Christmases?

00:02:26It's nothing I've...

00:02:27Something wrong?

00:02:30Something wrong?

00:02:32Um...

00:02:34Your arm is...

00:02:38Wet.

00:02:40From the rain.

00:02:42Wipe it then.

00:03:00There's no rain up there.

00:03:04Rain, sorry.

00:03:10So why'd my dad send you anyway?

00:03:12Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or

00:03:16beating up sleazebags not picking up some guy's daughter.

00:03:24Come to think of it,

00:03:26I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.

00:03:28I don't think I've seen my dad in months.

00:03:30I don't do small talk.

00:03:34Okay then.

00:03:38Wait, wait, wait, stop.

00:03:40I need to pick something.

00:03:42No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.

00:03:44I am 22 years old.

00:03:46Exactly, kiddo.

00:03:48Shut up! You're not that much older than me.

00:03:50Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later

00:03:52and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me

00:03:54and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.

00:03:56If I take you, will you shut up?

00:04:00Yes.

00:04:02You're not going out there dressed like that.

00:04:06It's not safe.

00:04:08Has it been like this the whole time?

00:04:10Yeah.

00:04:11Why didn't you say something?

00:04:12I just did.

00:04:13You freaking creep.

00:04:14Give me a jacket or something.

00:04:16You're not gonna be like it.

00:04:17But I won't have to be like it.

00:04:18You're not going out there dressed like that.

00:04:20You're not going out there dressed like that.

00:04:22You're not going out there dressed like that.

00:04:23It's not safe.

00:04:24So, you're not going out there dressed like that.

00:04:25It's not safe.

00:04:26Has it been like this the whole time?

00:04:27Yeah.

00:04:28Why didn't you say something?

00:04:29I just did.

00:04:30You freaking creep.

00:04:31You freaking creep!

00:04:33Give me a jacket or something.

00:04:35When you're done checking me out, I think your store closes in two minutes.

00:05:04I was not checking you out. That was a yawn.

00:05:06Sure it was, kiddo. It's past your bedtime.

00:05:12Stop calling me kid.

00:05:26You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.

00:05:34This is a small kickback. Looks like a goddamn circus in there. Does your dad know about that?

00:05:41Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't live here. And neither do you.

00:05:48Yeah, about that. I live here now. He put me in charge. And I'm kicking everyone out.

00:05:53Wait, Chris. No, please. This might be my only chance to make friends.

00:06:08You can't buy your friends, kid.

00:06:11I don't have another choice.

00:06:13I've barely met anyone since I transferred here, and this is my last year of college, and I don't want to graduate alone.

00:06:21Fine. Have your kickback. Or not. Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.

00:06:28I don't need you to look after me.

00:06:34Who is that?

00:06:37No.

00:06:42I'm going to kill you? Count your days, slut?

00:06:44It's not a big deal. I can explain.

00:06:47This is your ex, Brian. Your dad was talking about him. This is a sick fuck.

00:06:51You guys were spying on me?

00:06:53Mark cares about your safety. That's the only reason I'm here. It's either me living here or three bodyguards. Your choice.

00:07:01You are not living here. I don't give a shit what my dad says. I don't need a babysitter.

00:07:15Then stop acting like a baby.

00:07:19You better not show your face in there. I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.

00:07:23God damn it.

00:07:31It comes to Mark.

00:07:40Whoa!

00:07:42Who's this above Grandpa?

00:07:44Grandpa? He's hotter than you, mate.

00:07:47Huh?

00:07:53Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.

00:07:58I could literally be on a yacht right now.

00:08:00Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.

00:08:03And rich dad means...

00:08:05FANCY ALCOHOL!

00:08:11Hi! Hi! Christina, Fox, and... and Becca too.

00:08:15I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.

00:08:17Duh!

00:08:19I didn't miss it.

00:08:21It's really nice to meet you.

00:08:23Well, um, please feel free to, uh, help... yourselves.

00:08:28Thanks, Heather.

00:08:29Oh, it's Har- it's Harper?

00:08:32Enjoy the party!

00:08:36I guess this bottle and the calendar makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.

00:08:42Where's Harper?

00:08:44Harper?

00:08:47Forget Harper.

00:08:49Hang out with me.

00:08:50I know somewhere we can talk.

00:08:51I know somewhere we can talk.

00:08:55I know somewhere we can talk.

00:08:57I don't like talking.

00:08:59Oh, I know your type, Daddy.

00:09:01Christina and I, we're into group activities.

00:09:04Talk or... no talk?

00:09:05No talk.

00:09:06You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?

00:09:09For that nobody, Harper?

00:09:11Sorry, ladies.

00:09:13I don't like my women.

00:09:15Desperate.

00:09:18Oh, and mention Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.

00:09:22Huh?

00:09:24He really picked Harper over us?

00:09:26I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.

00:09:40Oh, Harper! Hey!

00:09:42Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?

00:09:46Everyone is using the one downstairs and...

00:09:49Ew.

00:09:50Yeah, of course you can.

00:09:51You're like...

00:09:53Your school royalty.

00:09:55Thanks.

00:09:56You know...

00:09:57I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.

00:10:00We're...

00:10:01We're friends?

00:10:02Of course!

00:10:04I have to pee.

00:10:06Wait for me?

00:10:07Uh, yeah, of course.

00:10:08I'll just be right outside my own room.

00:10:10What dirt can I find?

00:10:27Oh, this is...

00:10:30Gold!

00:10:32Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.

00:10:36Time to shut your loser party down.

00:10:54I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.

00:11:07The hell?

00:11:14Attention, everybody!

00:11:16Hello!

00:11:18You all seem a little bored.

00:11:21So why don't I spice things up by reading...

00:11:25A few pages of Harper's Diary!

00:11:30Let's see.

00:11:32Dear Diary,

00:11:33Dad never wants to hang out with me.

00:11:36Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.

00:11:39Aw, Harper.

00:11:41Daddy issues much?

00:11:46No!

00:11:47I just need to give it back!

00:11:51Dad's friend, Chris, is like a DILF.

00:11:56That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck!

00:11:58And honestly,

00:12:00he weren't my dad's best friend!

00:12:03You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?

00:12:09Harper, that is so nasty!

00:12:11No, Christina, it's not true!

00:12:13Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.

00:12:16Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?

00:12:18Are you fighting you on?

00:12:23Let's go back down.

00:12:30Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

00:12:43Fuck this.

00:12:48Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?

00:13:11You were supposed to get rid of him!

00:13:13You come to her party, you take advantage of her kindness, and you make fun of her family life?

00:13:22It was a joke! It was a joke!

00:13:24The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.

00:13:28Your dad taught you how to be a witch.

00:13:32Grace, that's enough. Let her go.

00:13:37Yeah, one last thing.

00:13:38One last thing.

00:13:43What the hell is wrong with you?

00:13:44You're too old to be this petty!

00:13:46You're damn right I'm petty.

00:13:47Let's get one thing straight.

00:13:49Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.

00:13:52If you mess with her again...

00:13:57Fuck you up.

00:13:58But we're literally just cruel!

00:14:00I don't give a fuck!

00:14:01Everyone out!

00:14:02The fuck out!

00:14:03What the hell was that?

00:14:10What the hell was that?

00:14:13What the hell was that?

00:14:17She hurt you.

00:14:18Chris, I'm fine.

00:14:31Chris, I said I'm fine.

00:14:38You're crying.

00:14:40Why are you crying?

00:14:41I don't understand.

00:14:43Those aren't your friends, kid!

00:14:44They just tried to hurt you.

00:14:45Kid it just tried to hurt you. I don't need you to fight my battles for me

00:14:51Stupid I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox. You just embarrassed. I'm gonna start it and she's the

00:15:01I

00:15:03Don't care she runs the school. We'll find you another school

00:15:06I'm here to keep you safe keeping safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students

00:15:11Just cuz you run some sort of shady business. I choose my next words very carefully. I

00:15:18Told you

00:15:20To stop calling me that

00:15:23And I told you to stop acting like water

00:15:27Oh, yeah, if I'm such a kid

00:15:38Sorry kid, that's my gun

00:15:41You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on

00:15:45You better not be here tomorrow

00:16:00Please tell me you're gone

00:16:05There better not be a single t-shirt in there Chris Collins. I swear I don't care what my dad says

00:16:11Fuck you

00:16:31What kind of freak is my dad friends with

00:16:34No.

00:16:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:16:40This cannot be happening.

00:16:41He's going to be back in any second.

00:16:51You know, if you wanted to play, you could have just asked.

00:16:56I don't want to... I don't want to play.

00:16:58What do you even do with these, you perv?

00:17:00Oh, I'm the perv?

00:17:01You're the one who came into my room, into my closet when I wasn't here.

00:17:06I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.

00:17:11Uncuff me.

00:17:15What are your manners?

00:17:18Say, please.

00:17:22I don't have time for your games, old man.

00:17:27Give me the key.

00:17:31What the...

00:17:34You and I are going to establish some ground rules.

00:17:36Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?

00:17:39Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?

00:17:45Rule number one.

00:17:47There was a lot of scarier shit out there, kiddo.

00:17:50You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.

00:17:53So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you, you better listen to everything I say.

00:17:59I can take care of my...

00:18:00Rule number two.

00:18:02No talking back.

00:18:04I am the last guy.

00:18:06You want to piss off?

00:18:12Rule number three.

00:18:13Rule number three.

00:18:16Don't start any games.

00:18:19You're not ready to play.

00:18:20Rule number three.

00:18:34So what else do you have planned today?

00:18:39My plans are none of your concern.

00:18:41Here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America, we have this thing called privacy.

00:18:49You can have your privacy.

00:18:51Until sunset.

00:18:53What does that mean?

00:18:58You have curfew.

00:18:59Oh!

00:19:18How's my daughter?

00:19:20Um, hot.

00:19:22What was that?

00:19:24She's hot-headed.

00:19:25Why the hell did I say that?

00:19:26That's why you're watching her and not me.

00:19:28Is she back from class?

00:19:30She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.

00:19:33Chris, is my daughter okay?

00:19:35She's fine, Mark.

00:19:36Good.

00:19:37You're my best friend.

00:19:38You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.

00:19:46You better have a good excuse when I find you.

00:19:48Give me some time.

00:19:56Still wanna try.

00:19:58Open my heart.

00:20:00Give me a song.

00:20:01It's a good one.

00:20:02Open my heart.

00:20:03You're a fucking strip club, Harper.

00:20:23Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip club.

00:20:33Oh, excuse me. We're filming.

00:20:40Filming? Filming what?

00:20:42Some real hot stuff. Now beat it, Grandpa. Go find a room somewhere else.

00:20:47I'm looking for Harper views. It says her location's here. So step aside before I make you.

00:20:53Nope. Harper's my best friend. And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for...

00:20:57Hey! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!

00:21:03He looks so sexy. Keep going.

00:21:08Harper?

00:21:15You shouldn't be here. You shouldn't be here.

00:21:19I tried to stop him.

00:21:22Hey!

00:21:23No, Harper. You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place. What do you think you're doing here?

00:21:27It's for a class project. Give him this camera back, you prick.

00:21:30Class my ass. Is that what you told her to get her here?

00:21:34I ought to stick this camera straight up.

00:21:35Chris, stop!

00:21:36Not until I pummel this creep.

00:21:38Then the camera's neck.

00:21:38Hey, wait, wait, wait. Not the camera.

00:21:40That's a thousand dollars.

00:21:41You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.

00:21:44That is enough!

00:21:45These look amazing, Harper!

00:22:00Oh, my best friend is so sexy!

00:22:02Wait till the whole class sees this.

00:22:04No one's going to see these.

00:22:05Deleting them.

00:22:06What?

00:22:07That is art!

00:22:09Give him this camera back or I swear to God, I'll go out there and I'll give one of those creeps a lap dance.

00:22:13See how much my dad likes that?

00:22:20Your choice.

00:22:25Camera it is.

00:22:27Wait, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

00:22:30You asshole!

00:22:31If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again, I will jam that camera so far down your throat.

00:22:36You will be shitting out Polaroids.

00:22:39What the fuck is your problem?

00:22:46We're leaving.

00:22:47Now.

00:22:48So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?

00:22:58I did it for your own good.

00:23:00You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!

00:23:03You need me around for your safety.

00:23:05Because clearly you can't do it on your own.

00:23:08You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.

00:23:10Like a piece of meat.

00:23:11My classmate?

00:23:14It sounds like someone's a little jealous.

00:23:19Jealous?

00:23:20Jealous?

00:23:25You're cute, Harper.

00:23:26I'll give you that.

00:23:28And those...

00:23:29things you do?

00:23:30They're cute, too.

00:23:32You know what's not cute?

00:23:35Me jealous.

00:23:36Now, you were right.

00:23:37I'm in some shady business.

00:23:38And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.

00:23:41You better not test me.

00:23:44Or I'll break you.

00:23:47In more than one way, Harper.

00:23:52Well, guess what?

00:23:54You just called me Harper instead of kid.

00:23:58Just admit...

00:24:00that you want me.

00:24:06What the hell is happening to me?

00:24:08There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.

00:24:13Put your seatbelt on.

00:24:15You know what, Chris?

00:24:16You want to be my bodyguard?

00:24:17Fine.

00:24:18But I'm going to make you crazy for me.

00:24:21Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.

00:24:25So...

00:24:25Are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?

00:24:29No.

00:24:30Are you sleeping with a professor?

00:24:32Oh my God, Maria, no!

00:24:34Ew!

00:24:36That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.

00:24:38He was sent here to...

00:24:39keep me safe.

00:24:40And he secretly wants to fuck you.

00:24:43I don't know.

00:24:44But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.

00:24:47Um, wait.

00:24:49You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?

00:24:53Think about it.

00:24:55What?

00:24:55We need to get my dad to fire Chris.

00:24:59The only way to do that is if he makes a move.

00:25:01So that's step one.

00:25:03Hmm.

00:25:03You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.

00:25:07He was jealous, Harps.

00:25:08Yeah, right.

00:25:09Jealous of me?

00:25:10I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.

00:25:12He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.

00:25:17Not jealous of you, dummy.

00:25:19Jealous over you.

00:25:20It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.

00:25:23So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...

00:25:28Until he snaps.

00:25:29And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.

00:25:32And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time.

00:25:38Here's to Operation Seduction.

00:25:41Chris Collins, you better watch out.

00:25:43Because I get what I want.

00:25:45Mm-hmm.

00:25:53Sexy outfit.

00:25:56Check.

00:25:58Popcorn.

00:25:58Check.

00:25:59The notebook.

00:26:00The only movie that can make a guy cry.

00:26:02Check.

00:26:03Check.

00:26:12What do you want?

00:26:14You done giving me the silent treatment?

00:26:16Um, popcorn?

00:26:18Harper.

00:26:19You idiot.

00:26:19I can't seduce him.

00:26:21I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.

00:26:26But if you're busy, I can come back later.

00:26:30Wait, wait, wait.

00:26:32I have a day, but that's not important.

00:26:34Your pulse is racing.

00:26:36What's going on?

00:26:38Uh...

00:26:39Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?

00:26:41Uh...

00:26:41No, I just...

00:26:44I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie.

00:26:48But it's not.

00:26:59Well, are we watching a movie or not?

00:27:07But what about your date?

00:27:08How are you not crying?

00:27:27This is, like, the saddest movie ever.

00:27:29Because it's not real.

00:27:32This is ridiculous.

00:27:34No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that

00:27:36for someone like this.

00:27:37It's true love.

00:27:40There's no such thing as true love.

00:27:42Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.

00:27:47Or...

00:27:47Maybe...

00:27:49You're just a soulless AI bot.

00:27:54And there are batteries in your back.

00:28:02What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?

00:28:04What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?

00:28:12Now, come on.

00:28:13Just admit that you enjoyed it.

00:28:14Don't mess with me, Harper.

00:28:21I'm not a toy.

00:28:22I'll ruin you.

00:28:23Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.

00:28:26As hard as you try to convince yourself,

00:28:28I'm not a little girl anymore.

00:28:32Not a lie.

00:28:33You are a beautiful woman.

00:28:36And I'm too much for you, kid.

00:28:38You can't handle me.

00:28:41Try me.

00:28:45I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.

00:28:48I don't kiss.

00:28:49And I don't make love, Harper.

00:28:51Maybe I'm into that.

00:28:54No.

00:28:56I don't think you are.

00:28:59What did you get yourself into, Harper?

00:29:02Not anymore.

00:29:03And you can go into her as well.

00:29:05I never love you.

00:29:11Just...

00:29:12Shut up and watch the movie.

00:29:15You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.

00:29:30Not be seduced by him.

00:29:33I told you not to call me on my personal phone.

00:29:36I told you not to call me on my personal phone.

00:29:40You're late, Big Daddy.

00:29:42But you sound pissed.

00:29:43So I'll wait.

00:29:47You want to come in and fuck your frustration now?

00:29:49Not tonight.

00:29:50Busy.

00:29:51Busy?

00:29:54Never for me, you're not.

00:29:56What the hell could you possibly be?

00:29:59Are you with another woman?

00:30:01Woman?

00:30:01No.

00:30:04Not a woman.

00:30:07Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?

00:30:13Not this guy.

00:30:18Who's my number?

00:30:26Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.

00:30:29Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.

00:30:31She's going to be the death of me.

00:30:50Kid.

00:30:50Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.

00:30:55Today?

00:31:08Dammit, Harper.

00:31:09Never.

00:31:39you know if you're trying to fill me up you should probably have your hand inside my pants

00:31:51oh my god did we have sex oh my god did we have sex i slept with my dad's best friend

00:31:58his business partner i'm a dead girl walking no but we might as well if you're going to

00:32:05keep your hand on me so so we didn't no because you're still alive trust me you can't handle a

00:32:17night with me angel one night with me is when you wouldn't survive you don't know that

00:32:22let's just say you're lucky you're not my type oh yeah explain that

00:32:28that's morning wood sweetheart don't get your hopes up we're not on a nickname basis

00:32:35you're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint

00:32:39is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you

00:32:44is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you

00:32:49what's wrong not as adventurous as you thought you were i am gonna go for a cockawalk

00:32:59i'm gonna go for a walk with my friend thanks for watching me sleep bye

00:33:07this will do

00:33:14this will do

00:33:27so my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex but not how to do laundry

00:33:41well

00:33:42it's like 10 before you want to sleep with me

00:33:44and hopefully he'll remain ready to sleep with me

00:33:47oh

00:33:48dad's coming up

00:33:48dad's sister

00:33:49boswell

00:33:50what's going on

00:33:53okay

00:33:55what's going on

00:33:57because

00:33:59they'll go

00:34:01but

00:34:04go

00:34:05parents

00:34:07are you

00:34:08they're

00:34:09you

00:34:11I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.

00:34:19I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.

00:34:24Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt. You just can't get away from it, can you?

00:34:28That's not...

00:34:30No underwear?

00:34:41That's bad manners, Angel.

00:34:46What can I do?

00:34:49Punish you.

00:34:54I don't know.

00:35:00You don't know me?

00:35:03You don't know me?

00:35:04I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.

00:35:12Would you complain about that, princess?

00:35:15It's you do your worst.

00:35:18It's you do your worst.

00:35:22Mom.

00:35:22I'm sorry.

00:35:34I can't let this happen.

00:35:35What the heck? Why are you stopping?

00:35:40You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.

00:35:45But...

00:35:45But what about...

00:35:46There's no buts.

00:35:49I can't let this happen again.

00:35:50Cut block!

00:36:04You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?

00:36:11You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?

00:36:15That was part of the plan!

00:36:16I can't even go back to my own place now. I'm so embarrassed.

00:36:19Was it big?

00:36:22So big.

00:36:25Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.

00:36:28It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.

00:36:32Wait, what do you mean? He's a sex freak?

00:36:34Like, BDSM?

00:36:36The whole nine yards.

00:36:37Whips, chains, handcuffs.

00:36:39My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.

00:36:42Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?

00:36:44Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?

00:36:48Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.

00:36:51What if he is coming?

00:36:53Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.

00:36:57Stop missing with that.

00:37:12You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.

00:37:15You don't think it's too much, Maria?

00:37:17How else are you going to woo your man?

00:37:19He's not my man.

00:37:21I hope you're not talking about me.

00:37:26Ew, leave, Brian.

00:37:28She doesn't want to speak to you.

00:37:30You still letting us lose or make your decisions for you?

00:37:32Harps?

00:37:34Huh?

00:37:37What do you want, Brian?

00:37:41Just five minutes.

00:37:45Fine.

00:37:46Harp, are you sure?

00:37:48It's okay.

00:37:48Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.

00:37:51Where the fuck do you think you're taking?

00:38:11I want to get back together.

00:38:15You cheated on me.

00:38:17I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.

00:38:21But that was months ago.

00:38:22Huh?

00:38:23Haven't you already got your payback yet?

00:38:25This isn't about payback.

00:38:28I've moved on, and you should, too.

00:38:32What do you mean, moved on?

00:38:34Hmm?

00:38:35Are you fucking other guys?

00:38:36You slut!

00:38:38Hmm?

00:38:38Get off of me!

00:38:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:38:41Let me see, then.

00:38:42Let me see how you're fucking other guys.

00:38:44Show me.

00:38:44Show me!

00:38:45Let go of me!

00:38:46There's the most handsome man at the gala.

00:38:50I was hoping I'd run into you.

00:38:52A drink?

00:38:53I don't have time for this.

00:38:54You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.

00:38:57That's not happening.

00:38:59Ever.

00:39:00Are you fucking breaking up with me?

00:39:03Me?

00:39:04We were never a thing to begin with, babe.

00:39:06Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.

00:39:09It's not a threat.

00:39:10It's a fact.

00:39:11You'll regret this, Christopher.

00:39:18But I'm not gonna come after you.

00:39:20I'm gonna come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.

00:39:27Help me!

00:39:28Help!

00:39:29Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?

00:39:32Stop it, that's enough!

00:39:34Good girl.

00:39:36You are gonna regret that you bitch.

00:39:38I don't think she will, actually.

00:39:39That's for calling her a bitch.

00:39:43And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.

00:39:46You just made me rip it, asshole.

00:39:50You okay?

00:39:53Take her, you psychopath.

00:39:55She's fucking used goods anyways.

00:40:05Stop it!

00:40:07You're gonna kill him.

00:40:07Good.

00:40:08He's not worth it.

00:40:10Let's go.

00:40:13If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.

00:40:16I promise.

00:40:18Let's go.

00:40:19Fuck.

00:40:20You almost killed him.

00:40:28Should we call 911?

00:40:29Fuck

00:40:37Chris, you almost killed him

00:40:40Should we call 911?

00:40:43Seriously, Harper?

00:40:45He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?

00:40:47I handled myself just fine

00:40:49And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?

00:40:59You're taking self-defense classes with me

00:41:09So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now

00:41:19Let's see who you are

00:41:29Do we have to do this?

00:41:36What does swimming have to do with self-defense?

00:41:39Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?

00:41:42Your dad wants me to keep you safe

00:41:44So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you

00:41:59I'm gonna throw up

00:42:01Breathe

00:42:04You can do this

00:42:07I'm right here

00:42:33Don't focus on the water

00:42:35Just look at me

00:42:35It's not hard to do

00:42:42It's okay, it's okay

00:42:55I got you

00:42:56It's okay

00:42:58You're fine

00:43:04You're fine, Harper

00:43:06Just breathe

00:43:12Just keep breathing

00:43:14How are you feeling?

00:43:23Fine

00:43:24Just insanely distracted

00:43:26Ready for the next step?

00:43:29I don't know if I'm ready

00:43:35I'll hold your hand the whole time

00:43:38I thought you didn't make those

00:43:42What?

00:43:47Oh my God

00:43:48Oh my God, you're talking about swimming

00:43:51What goes on in that head of yours

00:43:58I want you to get used to being underwater

00:44:02I want you to get used to being underwater

00:44:03I want you to get used to being underwater

00:44:04I want you to get used to being underwater

00:44:05I want you to get used to being underwater

00:44:06I want you to get used to being underwater

00:44:07I want you to get used to being underwater

00:44:08I want you to get used to being underwater

00:44:09I want you to get used to being underwater

00:44:10I want you to get used to being underwater

00:44:11I want you to get used to being underwater

00:44:12I want you to get used to being underwater

00:44:13I want you to get used to being underwater

00:44:14I want you to get used to being underwater

00:44:15I want you to get used to being underwater

00:44:16I want you to get used to being underwater

00:44:17I want you to get used to being underwater

00:44:18I want you to get used to be underwater

00:44:18You did amazing you're just going to get better and better

00:44:48it's okay we'll try again more just kiss me your dad won't like this don't think about him if you want me

00:45:00then kiss me if you want me then kiss me i don't think you understand what you're getting into

00:45:08i'm a dangerous man harper just say you don't want me

00:45:18does that feel like i don't want you i want you and i told you not to mess with me you're gonna get hurt

00:45:29what the hell what are you doing we need to talk about this first inside with our minds not our

00:45:49cross why are you being such a tease you grandpa i'm not a tease i just care about you

00:45:53so you are a grandpa just as much as you're a kid

00:45:58come on let's go inside no i need a moment to pull off

00:46:06i'm gonna shout

00:46:09harper what are you doing

00:46:21so this is where chris has been lately running a daycare

00:46:32who are you and what are you doing in my house

00:46:35who are you and what are you doing in my house

00:46:40i'm elena kaufman the heiress of the kaufman motor industries

00:46:45i noticed how closely you and chris collins were at the gala

00:46:48i wanted to warn you he might be sexy

00:46:52but you don't know how dangerous he really is sweetheart

00:46:55yeah he's here to protect me from danger like

00:46:58strangers breaking into my house

00:47:00oh honey i go where i want

00:47:03plus i keep tabs on our mutual friend

00:47:07you've been tracking him

00:47:09what kind of psycho are you the same kind he is

00:47:12let's just say chris and i have explored each other very intimately

00:47:18let's just say chris and i have explored each other very intimately

00:47:26i'm surprised

00:47:27doesn't look like you can handle him in bed

00:47:31just all around

00:47:33not intense enough for him

00:47:36not intense enough

00:47:38yeah well

00:47:40chris and i actually have a lot of fun

00:47:42oh please don't make me laugh

00:47:47i mean look at you

00:47:48you're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever

00:47:52you're out of your league kid

00:47:55don't call me that

00:47:56you wanna know how chris likes the fuck

00:48:01he likes to take you from behind

00:48:03handcuff you so you can't run

00:48:06choke you out

00:48:07none of that kissing

00:48:09pillow talk

00:48:11well maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind

00:48:14because he doesn't like to look at your face

00:48:15he'll be bored of you

00:48:19and weak

00:48:20he actually lives here

00:48:21with me

00:48:22you're gonna stay

00:48:24help me i can't swim

00:48:34help me i can't swim

00:48:40help me i can't swim

00:48:40parker

00:48:52parker

00:48:53just crawl your way out

00:49:00idiot

00:49:01that's what you get for stealing my man

00:49:04parker

00:49:11parker

00:49:21parker no come on

00:49:42parker

00:49:46parker

00:49:50parker

00:49:51parker

00:49:52parker

00:49:53parker

00:49:53adventures

00:49:53oh my god

00:49:57i thought i was gonna die

00:50:00i thought i was gonna die

00:50:01oh my god

00:50:02you're ok

00:50:02just breathe

00:50:03just breathe

00:50:04You're safe now.

00:50:06Way to downgrade, Chris.

00:50:09I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.

00:50:12It's pathetic.

00:50:13Homewreck?

00:50:16Harper could never homewreck us, Milana.

00:50:19She couldn't if she tried.

00:50:23I need to come back to me, baby.

00:50:25You were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.

00:50:29She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.

00:50:34You killed me, Carter.

00:50:38I miss how rough you get out of baby.

00:50:43I don't love you, and you almost killed Harper.

00:50:48How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?

00:50:52She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.

00:51:01What are you doing?

00:51:04Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad,

00:51:06asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market,

00:51:09and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.

00:51:13You're going to tell, dear old dad,

00:51:15that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.

00:51:20You got that?

00:51:20Are you threatening me?

00:51:23No.

00:51:24I'm telling you.

00:51:25Don't fuck with the people I care about.

00:51:30Get out of here.

00:51:31Wait.

00:51:32Please, don't.

00:51:33I'll do anything.

00:51:35Please.

00:51:35What are you doing?

00:51:36I can't help.

00:51:49Wait.

00:51:50Wait.

00:51:50Oh.

00:51:51Oh.

00:51:53Oh.

00:51:55Oh.

00:51:57Oh.

00:52:01Oh.

00:52:01I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Margot.

00:52:12She will not bother you again.

00:52:14I swear.

00:52:16Don't worry about it.

00:52:20I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?

00:52:26I never dated her.

00:52:28We weren't a thing.

00:52:31I'm not a brain to her.

00:52:35Are you seriously jealous right now?

00:52:45She said that...

00:52:46that I would never be able to handle you.

00:52:55She said that...

00:52:56that I would never be able to handle you.

00:53:05Satisfy you.

00:53:06In bed.

00:53:11That I was too much of a kid and that...

00:53:15you'd never be into me.

00:53:20Is that true?

00:53:24That's not how I feel, Harper.

00:53:25But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.

00:53:31I'm supposed to protect you.

00:53:37When I was in that pool, I...

00:53:39I really thought I was gonna die.

00:53:43And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.

00:53:48What did you regret?

00:53:52Not doing this sooner.

00:53:53I mean...

00:53:56There's nothing going on...

00:54:17There's nothing going on.

00:54:17Should I?

00:54:20What the hell am I doing?

00:54:23Why'd you stop again?

00:54:25You're playing with fire, Harper.

00:54:28Your dad is going to kill me.

00:54:30I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.

00:54:34This isn't about Mark.

00:54:36It's about you and me.

00:54:37So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.

00:54:43I'm too dangerous.

00:54:46So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.

00:54:51It's for the best, Harper.

00:54:54There's a reason I don't let people close to me.

00:54:57Yeah.

00:54:59It's because you're a coward.

00:55:01You're allowed to be mad at me.

00:55:02Just admit it.

00:55:03You led me on and then you got cold feet.

00:55:05Just be a man and own it.

00:55:07It's not true.

00:55:07Don't!

00:55:09You're a psycho.

00:55:17Just trying to protect you.

00:55:21Good morning.

00:55:28Bagel?

00:55:29I'm not hungry.

00:55:33You need to eat.

00:55:41No.

00:55:42What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.

00:55:46Are we even now?

00:55:55Bageled me and you made me striptease for you.

00:55:58Let's run, get up.

00:56:00I hate seeing you like this.

00:56:02You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.

00:56:04Columbia University Gallery Exhibition, featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.

00:56:21I'm going to make this up to you.

00:56:27Promise.

00:56:35Has Mr. Collins seen this?

00:56:37Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.

00:56:41Nope.

00:56:42And he's never going to.

00:56:44Huh?

00:56:44I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.

00:56:48Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?

00:56:50Oh, hey.

00:56:52Hey.

00:56:53Let's forget about that douchebag.

00:56:55Okay?

00:56:55You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.

00:56:59And I am not letting you fail.

00:57:01Stop moping.

00:57:02Let's go wine and dine some rich people.

00:57:04Okay?

00:57:07Okay.

00:57:07Hey.

00:57:08Hey.

00:57:09Hey.

00:57:10Hey.

00:57:11Hey.

00:57:12Hey.

00:57:13Hey.

00:57:14Hey.

00:57:19Hey.

00:57:19How long did you think this took to paint, Christina?

00:57:21Like, a million hours?

00:57:22Who the fuck cares?

00:57:25We're gonna destroy it in a few minutes anyway.

00:57:30Make sure no one's coming.

00:57:32I think I hear them coming.

00:57:53Let's go.

00:57:54One last touch.

00:58:02Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight, Harper.

00:58:11Tonight is going to be perfect.

00:58:14Huh?

00:58:15No, no, no, no.

00:58:18My final project.

00:58:20How am I going to graduate?

00:58:22Why would someone do this to me?

00:58:28Harper.

00:58:28Harper, I'm kind of confused.

00:58:33Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?

00:58:38Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?

00:58:40Don't say that.

00:58:43It's obviously her self-portrait.

00:58:48Did you do this?

00:58:53Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.

00:58:58We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.

00:59:00You're not going to get away with this.

00:59:01Guess what?

00:59:02You have no proof.

00:59:05Good luck with that, losers.

00:59:07That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.

00:59:11Harper.

00:59:12There's the student I've been looking for.

00:59:14Professor, I can explain.

00:59:18Harper.

00:59:20Is this your work?

00:59:21It's so ugly, isn't it, professor?

00:59:25We have to fail Harper.

00:59:27It looks like a complete joke.

00:59:29Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.

00:59:33In fact, guests just bought this piece.

00:59:36Wait, what?

00:59:37Who would buy this crap?

00:59:39I will.

00:59:40Who would buy this piece of crap?

00:59:53I will.

00:59:56It's you.

00:59:57You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.

01:00:01Christina, don't be rude.

01:00:03Don't you know who this is?

01:00:05Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector.

01:00:08There's no way.

01:00:09That's okay, professor.

01:00:10Not everyone has taste.

01:00:14How much for this painting?

01:00:15Oh, no, you really don't.

01:00:16Our starting price is $18,000.

01:00:22Done.

01:00:24Wait, $1,800?

01:00:27You can study at this school or not.

01:00:29We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.

01:00:32You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging,

01:00:36whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?

01:00:43Here's two mil.

01:00:44What?

01:00:45Take the rest and buy art supplies,

01:00:47whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.

01:00:49Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.

01:00:52Oh, my God, oh, my God!

01:00:55Are you fucking kidding me?

01:00:58Are you fucking kidding me?

01:01:01Language, Miss Hawks.

01:01:02Don't tell me what to do, old lady.

01:01:04Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?

01:01:08My father still runs this university.

01:01:11Money runs this university.

01:01:14And I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor,

01:01:16who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.

01:01:21You're going to get us expelled.

01:01:23Professor, you can't.

01:01:24Please.

01:01:25Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.

01:01:28No, wait, Professor.

01:01:29Not so fast.

01:01:30What the fuck else do you want from me?

01:01:35Oh, my fool!

01:01:43I can't believe that you two would do something like this.

01:01:45Good luck proving it was us.

01:01:48Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day

01:01:51is satisfying enough for me.

01:01:53I don't need to ruin your lives.

01:01:56Those dresses, though.

01:01:57You're going to fucking pay for this!

01:02:15What was it that you two said?

01:02:18Oh, right.

01:02:19Good luck proving it was me.

01:02:20The chancellor wants you two in his office now.

01:02:26You're being suspended.

01:02:27Let's go.

01:02:28Why are you grabbing us?

01:02:29They're the ones who did this.

01:02:31Arrest them!

01:02:31Let's go!

01:02:33Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.

01:02:35I'll see you later.

01:02:40Congratulations on the sale, Miss Reeves.

01:02:42Chris, that was $18,000.

01:02:43That's $18,000.

01:02:46Seriously?

01:02:46I thought it'd be more expensive.

01:02:54What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?

01:03:00He, um...

01:03:00I mean, I...

01:03:03I was an idiot.

01:03:06And I'm sorry, but I think this might help...

01:03:10show you how much I want you.

01:03:11A blindfold?

01:03:26I want you, Harper.

01:03:27I want to do things to you.

01:03:32Bad things.

01:03:35But only if you want me to.

01:03:39I do.

01:03:39Why'd we stop?

01:03:52I've been waiting so long for this.

01:03:55I'm just going to have to wait a teensy bit longer.

01:03:57Because I have to go wrap up the show.

01:04:03And I'll wait for you.

01:04:06Wear that for me tonight.

01:04:07Harper!

01:04:15Harper!

01:04:16Hello, Earth to Harper!

01:04:18You need to look at this!

01:04:19Can it wait, Maria?

01:04:20I'm having...

01:04:22very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.

01:04:25No!

01:04:26No!

01:04:26That's what I need to tell you about!

01:04:28Harper, look!

01:04:30You've got the phone!

01:04:31The guns and the money, it's not just for show.

01:04:34Harper, he's dangerous.

01:04:36You need to move out now.

01:04:37You can't keep living with him.

01:04:39I need to talk to him.

01:04:40Okay?

01:04:41Harper!

01:04:49Taxi?

01:04:50For Harper?

01:04:54Who are you?

01:04:54Hey, let go of me!

01:04:56Stop it!

01:05:05Please, please let me go.

01:05:07If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.

01:05:13Harper, Harper, Harper, Harper.

01:05:15Harper.

01:05:17Ryan?

01:05:18Why are you doing this?

01:05:19We broke up.

01:05:21We broke up because you've been fucking that old man.

01:05:23You psycho!

01:05:24He had nothing to do with our breakup.

01:05:28He humiliated me!

01:05:30But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?

01:05:34He has some dangerous enemies.

01:05:35Ain't that right, fellas?

01:05:39Once he arrives to save his little princess...

01:05:43Well, we don't need to get into the gory details, do we?

01:05:46No.

01:05:47No.

01:05:47You can just watch.

01:05:50No.

01:05:50No, no, no.

01:05:52No, no!

01:05:53No!

01:06:09A trap?

01:06:10What the hell?

01:06:16Falling to my soul

01:06:19Ooh, if I'm this world that hurts me so

01:06:25Not bad for a guy who hates romance

01:06:28I hope you don't mind.

01:06:32I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.

01:06:35Before you sleep with my daughter,

01:06:37you should probably know where she is first.

01:06:39Hey, crap.

01:06:44I can explain.

01:06:45You're gonna explain.

01:06:47But first...

01:06:48You know my daughter better than I do?

01:06:52Is that text a prank?

01:06:55Harper's in trouble.

01:06:56We need to go.

01:06:57Okay.

01:07:00Should we have some fun with you

01:07:01after we kill Leather Grant?

01:07:03Should we make him watch?

01:07:10Oh!

01:07:11Looks like he's here.

01:07:13Are you ready

01:07:14to see

01:07:15your boyfriend

01:07:16die, Harper?

01:07:18Huh?

01:07:18Get ready, boys.

01:07:32I'm going to make you regret

01:07:34you ever touched her.

01:07:40That's what happens, Chris,

01:07:41when you mess around with my shit!

01:07:42What's the matter, tough guy?

01:08:00What?

01:08:00Can't talk without your little bodyguards?

01:08:08Let me go!

01:08:09I'll leave all of you!

01:08:10I already told you once.

01:08:11You should have listened to me then.

01:08:15I'm gonna kill you,

01:08:16you goddamn bitch.

01:08:24Call 9-8-2-11-675-8.

01:08:27Are you okay?

01:08:36Did he hurt you?

01:08:37Chris,

01:08:38I put you in danger.

01:08:40You should run far away

01:08:42from me and my package.

01:08:43When it comes to you, Harper,

01:08:45I'm willing to take my chances.

01:08:52Would someone

01:08:53like to tell me

01:08:55what the fuck is going on?

01:08:59Oh my god, dad!

01:09:00What the hell?

01:09:01It's okay.

01:09:03I'll handle it.

01:09:03I want to hear it from my daughter.

01:09:05Why are you making out

01:09:06with my best friend, Harper?

01:09:07I want an answer now

01:09:08before I kill him!

01:09:09No, dad!

01:09:10Look,

01:09:11I know we don't have

01:09:13the most warm and fuzzy relationship.

01:09:15But?

01:09:16Deep down,

01:09:16I know that

01:09:18you just want me to be safe.

01:09:24Chris makes me feel safe.

01:09:27Please don't be mad.

01:09:28You're wrong about that.

01:09:32It's not deep down.

01:09:34It is the most important thing to me,

01:09:36your happiness.

01:09:39If that means being with Chris,

01:09:42then he better not screw this up,

01:09:44or I will make him regret it.

01:09:47I believe you.

01:09:48You keep her safe.

01:09:54With my goddamn life.

01:10:10Do you remember my instructions?

01:10:12Yes.

01:10:18Yes, daddy.

01:10:27Say it.

01:10:29Yes, daddy.

01:10:34I want you to beg for it.

01:10:39I want you

01:10:40to help me, daddy.

01:10:48Stop teasing.

01:10:54I want you now.

01:11:00Daddy,

01:11:01say it,

01:11:03or I'll punish you.

01:11:15Don't stop, daddy.

01:11:18Are you sure about that?

01:11:34You have two choices, Mr. Collins.

01:11:51You can either uncuff me

01:11:53or fuck me.

01:11:55You know I'm dangerous.

01:12:12Red shot line.

01:12:16Do you worst, daddy?

01:12:17Daddy,

01:12:18do you worst, daddy?

01:12:20I step away

01:12:23from your heart

01:12:26and it's too late

01:12:28to get by

01:12:30from yesterday

01:12:31and my heart's broken

01:12:36on my show.

01:12:37Once I start,

01:12:38I'm not stopping.

01:12:42I thought

01:12:43you only fucked girls

01:12:45from behind.

01:12:46You're different.

01:13:04Ready for round five?

01:13:07Stop it.

01:13:07I'm sore.

01:13:08Now let me out

01:13:09so I can go pee.

01:13:12What if I don't?

01:13:13What was that crap?

01:13:17It's my dad.

01:13:18Honey, you home?

01:13:19Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.

01:13:21Stop it.

01:13:22Come in.

01:13:22I told you I was busy.

01:13:27This is my home,

01:13:30Harper Reads.

01:13:30If you want to get up

01:13:31to adult stuff,

01:13:32you need to move out.

01:13:33Okay, I will.

01:13:34Can you get out?

01:13:35I think I've had enough surprises

01:13:49to last a lifetime, Chris.

01:13:50Can I please just open my eyes?

01:13:52No, please keep them covered.

01:13:54I want to give a speech.

01:13:56And I can't look at you

01:13:57while you're giving a speech?

01:13:58I get nervous

01:13:59when I open up.

01:14:00You literally carry around a gun,

01:14:03but whatever.

01:14:04Just get on with it.

01:14:06What I do for a living,

01:14:08the not-so-legal part,

01:14:11it's dangerous for me

01:14:14to let people into my life

01:14:16and for me to be...

01:14:19Vulnerable?

01:14:21Yeah.

01:14:22But I knew

01:14:23when I was in charge

01:14:24of keeping you safe,

01:14:25I was doomed.

01:14:27You're like a magnet, Harper,

01:14:29and I want to be around you

01:14:30forever.

01:14:32So you're moving into

01:14:42the Empire State Building?

01:14:46I'm moving you in there.

01:14:49As a graduation present.

01:14:51And also, I love you

01:14:54and want you to be

01:14:55my girlfriend present.

01:14:56Only if you want to.

01:15:01Either way,

01:15:02the apartment's yours.

01:15:04Are you serious?

01:15:07What's wrong?

01:15:08Is it tacky?

01:15:10I liked it.

01:15:11I thought...

01:15:11Deal!

01:15:16But I'm one condition,

01:15:17my friend.

01:15:19Which is?

01:15:20You have to move in there with me.

01:15:23Deal.

01:15:23You have to move in there with me.

01:15:26You have to move in there with me.

01:15:27You have to move in there with me.

01:15:28You have to move in there with me.

01:15:29You have to move in there with me.

01:15:30You have to move in there with me.

01:15:31You have to move in there with me.

01:15:32You have to move in there with me.

01:15:33You have to move in there with me.

01:15:34You have to move in there with me.

01:15:35You have to move in there with me.

01:15:36You have to move in there with me.

01:15:37You have to move in there with me.

01:15:38You have to move in there with me.

01:15:39You have to move in there with me.

01:15:40You have to move in there with me.

01:15:41You have to move in there with me.

01:15:42You have to move in there with me.

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