- 6/23/2025
The Boy I Hate Full Movie
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00:00:00Okay, well all this noise is giving me a headache, so I'm gonna go back upstairs.
00:00:13Oh, there's Tristan.
00:00:16I lost my virginity to him and now he's cozying up to her?
00:00:21It's also killing me, is that?
00:00:23He's my best friend.
00:00:25She'll be pissed if she finds out I slept with her brother.
00:00:29Yeah, I'll be up in a sec.
00:00:32Okay.
00:00:38Why is he acting like nothing happened between us?
00:00:42All those feelings last night?
00:00:46Are they just... gone?
00:00:53I'm stupid to have thought he'd feel the same way.
00:00:59I cannot be dreaming about that asshole right now.
00:01:04Look, even way, I'm not letting you drive across the country, alone, trying to figure out your life.
00:01:10Oh my god, wait!
00:01:11Duh, why don't you drive with my brother?
00:01:14No.
00:01:15I'm gonna text him to pick you up tomorrow at 10, okay?
00:01:17I love you. Bye.
00:01:18No, no no no no.
00:01:22You're supposed to knock, not break down my door, you school.
00:01:25Giant.
00:01:36Never mind Wren.
00:01:37She's up now.
00:01:39Tristan, long time no see you.
00:01:45Mind if we'd skip the small talk?
00:01:47I wasn't planning on coming to Sherman Oaks on my way to New York.
00:01:52So, is this your outfit or...
00:01:55Just, hold on.
00:02:03I think that was last time we saw each other.
00:02:09I took a red-eye from Austin to surprise Wren for a grad party.
00:02:14I don't remember you at that party.
00:02:17I, uh, left early to go out with my family and boyfriend.
00:02:22Steven.
00:02:23Boyfriend.
00:02:26Is that all your luggage?
00:02:28Yeah, but I gotta take the sculpture down first.
00:02:30So...
00:02:33Mind giving me a hand?
00:02:39I got it.
00:02:54We're going all the way to New York in that?
00:02:57That's the plan, sweetheart.
00:02:59Wow, Tristan.
00:03:01You're just as sweet and considerate as I remember.
00:03:04Tell me, smiles.
00:03:05What exactly do you remember?
00:03:11Tell me, smiles.
00:03:14What exactly do you remember?
00:03:25Not much.
00:03:26Perfect.
00:03:27Makes two of us.
00:03:29You're saying you don't remember me?
00:03:32Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:03:33Yeah.
00:03:35Totally.
00:03:37But like you said, we got 3,000 miles of road to change all that.
00:03:41We don't have anything to do with each other, and I think it's best we keep it that way.
00:03:44Agreed?
00:03:45Suit yourself.
00:03:46I'm sure your boyfriend, Stefan.
00:03:48Steven.
00:03:49Would appreciate that.
00:03:50I'm very sorry.
00:04:07I don't have anything to do with you.
00:04:10What if, what if...
00:04:11Everything all right?
00:04:21Yeah, uh, I'm just, I'm just worried about Renee.
00:04:26Tell me about it.
00:04:28She just barely moved six months ago, and now she's getting married?
00:04:31Does she even know the guy?
00:04:33Uh, he and Ren seem happy.
00:04:35I guess they're in love.
00:04:37What about you?
00:04:39Me?
00:04:40Yeah, are you in love or what?
00:04:43Yeah, yeah, actually I am.
00:04:46Yeah.
00:04:48Wasn't telling a joke, but okay.
00:04:50I just think it's funny how you say you're in love, but your little knight in shining armor is the one escorting you to New York.
00:04:56Yeah, he has work. It's very important.
00:04:59Yeah, more important than you.
00:05:02Yeah, you've been biting your lip and bouncing your legs for the last ten minutes because your boyfriend hasn't been picking up your calls, so...
00:05:09You look like, uh, nothing. Forget it.
00:05:14No, you can't do that. Come on, finish your sentence, Tristian. I'm a big girl.
00:05:18I was gonna say...
00:05:20You look like you haven't been properly fucked in forever.
00:05:27Uh, my sex life is none of your business.
00:05:32You're right. Absolutely.
00:05:34I can't believe you just said that.
00:05:36Well, you know, if you're so concerned about my relationship, could you just stop at Steven's office up here so I can say goodbye?
00:05:42Please?
00:05:42Alright, whatever you say, honey.
00:05:44You got ten minutes, Max. No last-minute quickies, got it?
00:06:03Steven, turn the fucking phone off. You're killing the mood.
00:06:06Hey, baby, I gotta let it go to a voicemail so she thinks I'm in a meeting.
00:06:09What are you gonna dump her ass? You said you were gonna take me to Hillary.
00:06:18Hey, after the wedding, kitten.
00:06:19Hey, and if I'd have known she was gonna go to art school, I would have never wasted my time.
00:06:27Tristian!
00:06:28What are you doing here?
00:06:30I've been gone for over a half hour.
00:06:33What happened?
00:06:35Nothing. Let's go.
00:06:36No, you're crying. Did that yuppie boyfriend do something to you?
00:06:38No, Tristian, let's just go, please, before he sees me.
00:06:42Sammy?
00:06:43She didn't catch us, right?
00:06:44That's weird.
00:06:45Thought I heard her.
00:06:48Can I help you?
00:06:50You're the one who needs some help, you slimy piece of shit.
00:06:55You slimy piece of shit.
00:06:57Do I know you?
00:06:58Nah, but I know you.
00:07:00You're the guy stringing along something amazing because you're too much of a coward to let her go.
00:07:04Do you have any idea who you're talking to?
00:07:09How do you even know Sam?
00:07:10Better yet, why do you even care?
00:07:13Let's just say I'm a friend.
00:07:14Someone who doesn't appreciate ungrateful bastards like you taking advantage of her kindness.
00:07:19Kindness?
00:07:20It just doesn't really get my dick wet, you know?
00:07:24And also doesn't take away from the fact that she's kind of a failure.
00:07:28You don't deserve to say her name.
00:07:30All she ever does is care about you.
00:07:33And you're here talking shit.
00:07:35When you should be thankful, she even gives you the time of fucking day.
00:07:38Who do you think you are coming in here and talking to me like that?
00:07:41I'm the guy about to teach you some respect.
00:07:45I'm going to give you five seconds to get the hell out of my...
00:07:48Oh my god, Steven!
00:07:52The fuck is wrong with you?
00:07:54Security!
00:07:55Get the hell out of my...
00:07:57The fuck is wrong with you?
00:08:02Security!
00:08:03You're lucky that's all I need.
00:08:05Hey, if you ever badmouthed Samantha Smiles again,
00:08:08you so much as look at her wrong.
00:08:11You won't just be losing a client or two.
00:08:13You'll be losing teeth.
00:08:15Got it?
00:08:18What the hell was that all about?
00:08:25Hey, I didn't ask you to go ape shit on my boyfriend.
00:08:27Oh, you mean your lying, cheating bitch of a boyfriend?
00:08:29God, are you insane?
00:08:30This has nothing to do with you.
00:08:32Why would you just...
00:08:33Because I don't get how a girl like you ends up with a guy like him
00:08:36and it pisses me the fuck off.
00:08:38Why does it piss you off?
00:08:40Why do you even care?
00:08:41Because a guy like him doesn't know the real you.
00:08:44He doesn't even care that he hurts you every single day
00:08:46and I would never do that to you, Sam, because I just...
00:08:50Because you what?
00:08:57Sorry.
00:08:57I...
00:08:58Just forget it.
00:09:00What I want to know is why you don't go in there and just dump the guy already.
00:09:03I can't, okay?
00:09:04You can't?
00:09:05So you're just going to pretend this fucker isn't cheating on you.
00:09:07Tristan, it's okay.
00:09:08No, it's not okay.
00:09:09He's the fucking scum of the earth.
00:09:10Look, I'll deal with Steven later, all right?
00:09:13I don't want to cause any drama to Rene's big day,
00:09:15so I'll just wait after the wedding, okay?
00:09:19Smiles.
00:09:20You know you deserve more than this, don't you?
00:09:23I just want to get out of here.
00:09:25Okay?
00:09:26Please?
00:09:27Fine.
00:09:35Just don't let me catch you crying again,
00:09:37or I don't know what I'll do.
00:09:42See?
00:09:44Better.
00:09:44Better.
00:09:57Hey, Sammy.
00:10:05Sorry I didn't pick up earlier, honey.
00:10:06Today was crazy.
00:10:09No, it's okay.
00:10:10No, you're busy.
00:10:11That.
00:10:11Plus this random dude came into the office and assaulted me.
00:10:15Oh, no.
00:10:16Are you all right?
00:10:17Yeah, but it was just so weird.
00:10:19Seemed like he knew you.
00:10:21Big blonde guy, kind of looks like a surfer.
00:10:23Nope, doesn't sound familiar.
00:10:24Uh, but I'm glad you're okay.
00:10:26Yeah, I should be all right for the wedding.
00:10:27I gotta go.
00:10:28Have a safe drive, honey.
00:10:29Love you.
00:10:30Yeah, I love you too.
00:10:31See you soon.
00:10:34Don't look at me like that.
00:10:35Look, I'll figure it out after the wedding.
00:10:37This isn't forever.
00:10:38Yeah, I heard that one before.
00:10:39Okay.
00:10:56Good night, Tristan.
00:11:02Good night, Tristan.
00:11:02Boop!
00:11:26Is this the book about the sexy elves and shit?
00:11:35You know what you need, a nice dip in the lake to wash off all our germs.
00:11:38I can't even swim.
00:11:40Then I can just teach you, duh.
00:11:43I'll never understand how I feel about him.
00:11:48To him, I'll always just be his baby sister's best friend.
00:11:53Earth to Samantha.
00:12:02Miles, there's something I've been wanting to tell you.
00:12:11Yes?
00:12:14Hey!
00:12:19You guys mind if we share at the dock?
00:12:22Uh, sure.
00:12:40Hey Savannah.
00:12:41It's Samantha.
00:12:43Oh.
00:12:44Right.
00:12:45For sure.
00:12:46Um, so Tristan said you're friends with his sister, right?
00:12:51You know, it would be so slay if you could be a girl's girl and put in a good word for us.
00:12:57I don't think he'd listen to me.
00:12:59Come on, Sabrina.
00:13:00You would be doing us a huge favor.
00:13:02Girl.
00:13:03I can tell you what else is probably huge.
00:13:06You don't need me to get him.
00:13:09I'm nobody.
00:13:10What the fuck's your problem, huh?
00:13:14What?
00:13:15What's your problem?
00:13:16Please.
00:13:17No one actually reads anymore.
00:13:18That book's just a prop for your little nerdy girl act, isn't it?
00:13:21What?
00:13:22Hey!
00:13:23Hey!
00:13:24You wanna be different so bad.
00:13:27You really think playing all sweet and innocent is gonna get him to like you?
00:13:30What?
00:13:31Oh my god!
00:13:32Look at her blushing!
00:13:33She thinks she's a main character in one of her stupid little books.
00:13:36Aw, the little sister's best friend has a crush on the hot big brother.
00:13:41I do not have a crush on him.
00:13:43God, just leave me alone.
00:13:44Oh yeah?
00:13:53Is that why you're parading your tits around?
00:13:55So the nerdy girl's actually a slut, huh?
00:13:58Hey, what the hell's going on?
00:14:01You want his attention, sweetie?
00:14:03Well then let us help you.
00:14:14Hey, what the fuck was that?
00:14:22She's not coming back up.
00:14:24Fuck.
00:14:25Hersнали!
00:14:33Harry!
00:14:35Are you ready?
00:14:37Harry?
00:14:42Oh!
00:14:43Oh!
00:14:45Harry!
00:14:48Oh!
00:14:50You Donna!
00:14:51Hey, tell me you're alright
00:15:00Oh my god, wow Tristan, you are literally a hero
00:15:04Don't fucking touch me
00:15:06Alright, just get out of here
00:15:08Babe, come on, it was an accident
00:15:10We were just messing around
00:15:12I said get out
00:15:15Before you get thrown in the water next
00:15:17Go
00:15:19Are you hurt?
00:15:25They must have nicked me with their nails
00:15:27Thank you
00:15:44For saving me
00:15:49Those girls
00:15:52They push you in because of me
00:15:54It isn't your fault
00:15:57Isn't it if I were to just pay more attention
00:15:59God, I feel like such a piece of shit
00:16:01You're not a piece of shit
00:16:02You know, if Ren were there, she'd call me the same thing
00:16:05And she wouldn't be wrong
00:16:06Oh my god, I'm so sorry
00:16:12I'm so sorry
00:16:14I don't know why I just did that
00:16:15Is that your way of thanking me for rescuing you?
00:16:19That was just my way of shutting you up
00:16:23Oh, really?
00:16:26Then I should get you to shut me up every day
00:16:28We shouldn't
00:16:41No, no, no, Ren is my best friend
00:16:44You kissed me first
00:16:46Remember?
00:16:47I know, but
00:16:48You're her older brother
00:16:50And she hates when girls make moves on you
00:16:52I...
00:16:53But...
00:16:54But...
00:16:55You're not just...
00:16:56Any girl
00:16:57Sam
00:16:58Forget everyone else
00:17:06It's just...
00:17:08You and me
00:17:09Do you want me, Sam?
00:17:14I couldn't quite hear those smiles
00:17:18Was that a yes right now?
00:17:26I want you
00:17:28Tristan
00:17:29I want you
00:17:30Tristan
00:17:31I don't want to stop
00:17:55Don't
00:17:56It's fine
00:17:58Have you ever done this before?
00:18:10I think I'm pretty much my first everything
00:18:28Sam?
00:18:40Where were you?
00:18:45Where were you?
00:18:46I went to the bathroom
00:18:48I don't remember you coming home last night
00:18:50I lost track of time
00:18:55At the lake
00:18:56And you were asleep when I got back
00:18:58The girls from across the lake came by when you were gone
00:19:05They brought me this
00:19:07So like, in exchange you'll give us your brother's number, right?
00:19:12Ren, I...
00:19:13Do they think I'm stupid?
00:19:14Like I don't know they're trying to use me to get to Tristan
00:19:16It's all anyone does
00:19:18It's always about Tristan
00:19:19Honestly, I think my dad even loves him more than me
00:19:22You would never do that to me
00:19:29Right, Sam?
00:19:31You're my friend because you love me
00:19:33Of course
00:19:35You're positive that you have absolutely no feelings for my brother
00:19:39Come on
00:19:40You know I hate him
00:19:42We both hate him
00:19:43He's a fuckboy who's full of himself
00:19:45And doesn't have a single interesting thought in his shallow little head
00:19:48Tristan doesn't mean anything to me
00:19:51And he never will
00:19:52Tristan doesn't mean anything to me
00:19:57And he never will
00:19:58I know I can trust you
00:20:01Always, Ren
00:20:03Come on
00:20:03It's me and you
00:20:05There they go
00:20:15Showing all the golden boy
00:20:16Again
00:20:17Attention everyone
00:20:18We are both so proud of Tristan
00:20:22You know UT Austin gave him a full scholarship
00:20:26My boy's gonna be a longhorn
00:20:28He had the summer off
00:20:30But next week he is off to college
00:20:32And back to the grind
00:20:35Isn't that right, son?
00:20:37Yes, sir
00:20:37Justin just had to invite his stupid jock friends over
00:20:47Oh, great
00:20:51The airheads from across the lake are here, too
00:20:53Hey
00:20:55Whoa, are you okay?
00:20:59You look like you just saw a ghost
00:21:00You want his attention, sweetie?
00:21:03Well, then let us help you
00:21:04Yeah, oh, yeah, I'm fine
00:21:12God, all this noise is hurting my head
00:21:14I'm gonna go back upstairs
00:21:15You want me to pick out a movie for us to watch?
00:21:18Yeah
00:21:19Uh, I'll pick it up in a sec
00:21:21Okay
00:21:22Hey, Tristan
00:21:26Can I talk to you?
00:21:27I feel like you've been avoiding me
00:21:29I'll
00:21:31Say
00:21:33Oh, hey, Smiles
00:21:35Need something?
00:21:37No
00:21:37Never mind
00:21:39Just
00:21:40Forget it
00:21:42Forget it
00:21:44I knew you'd come around
00:22:11Want to take this to your room
00:22:13Uh, not in the mood
00:22:16I'm never gonna be that stupid again
00:22:30Tristan
00:22:37Come on
00:22:39Open up, it's already 10
00:22:40We gotta get on the road
00:22:41If you don't get up in the next 10 seconds
00:22:44I swear to God
00:22:44I'll beat down this door with my fist
00:22:47Oh
00:22:49Glad to see you're in a better mood this morning
00:22:52Please tell me you're not naked
00:22:54Please tell me you're not naked
00:22:58Put some clothes on
00:22:59The people of Utah don't need to see that
00:23:01Hate to break it to you
00:23:02But
00:23:02Lots of people want to see that
00:23:04If you wanted to get me in bed
00:23:09You could have just said so
00:23:10Shut up
00:23:11There was somebody else that was coming outside of their room
00:23:13Put that on
00:23:14God, can you hurry up so we can go already?
00:23:17Gee, thanks
00:23:19Just paying back the favor
00:23:21Consider us even now
00:23:22Hey, tell me you're alright
00:23:29Are you nervous or something, Smiles?
00:23:33No
00:23:34Why would I be?
00:23:36Grew up Ren, you and Ren
00:23:37It's nothing I haven't seen before
00:23:38It's okay to admit you liked what you saw
00:23:41We're not teens anymore, Tristan
00:23:44You can't tease me like this
00:23:46What if I'm not teasing, though?
00:23:50What if I'm serious?
00:23:51Tristan Montgomery
00:23:52Being serious?
00:23:54I'll believe it when I see it
00:23:55Do I look serious enough now?
00:24:01Isn't this a scar?
00:24:05We should, uh, get going
00:24:07Meet you outside
00:24:12We're out of gas
00:24:20Don't ruin that
00:24:21Filled up yesterday
00:24:22Hey
00:24:25Gas gauge is broken, genius
00:24:27Got gas last night
00:24:29We were taking your depression now
00:24:30We're driving 3,000 miles in a car
00:24:32With a broken gas gauge?
00:24:33Gotten us this far, haven't I?
00:24:34Do you know how many
00:24:35Asshole-sounding things you say a day?
00:24:37So, what have you been up to the last five years, huh?
00:24:49Thought you didn't like small talk
00:24:50Come on, lighten up smiles
00:24:52No harm in some conversation, right?
00:24:54It's basically just school and work
00:24:56And I graduated last year
00:24:58Now I'm a bartender
00:24:59You don't do sculptures full-time?
00:25:01As much as I'd like to
00:25:03I can't do art full-time
00:25:04Unless it's paying my bills full-time
00:25:06What about you?
00:25:08I own my own business
00:25:09Painting pools
00:25:10How did that happen?
00:25:13A year ago
00:25:13I overheard some rich lady
00:25:15At a bar
00:25:16Complaining about
00:25:17How disgusting her green pool was
00:25:19Her friend started saying
00:25:20She should hire a good-looking pool guy
00:25:22To make her husband jealous
00:25:23That's where I came in
00:25:25Sounds like a bad porno
00:25:27A bad porno?
00:25:28Oh, you wound me, Smiles
00:25:30Hey, uh, Smiles
00:25:45You still awake?
00:25:48Hey
00:25:48Hey
00:25:54I have a hell of a headache
00:25:57Do you have any aspirin?
00:25:59Yeah
00:25:59Come in
00:26:00Thank you
00:26:12You gonna keep staring
00:26:22Or actually ask me about it?
00:26:24I'm sorry
00:26:25I just don't remember you having that scar
00:26:28Last time we met
00:26:29How did you get it?
00:26:34Playing football?
00:26:35I remember it was raining
00:26:37I was calling the play
00:26:40Lining up on the field
00:26:42And
00:26:42Nothing
00:26:44I woke up in the hospital
00:26:47With tubes coming out everywhere
00:26:49That was the last time
00:26:51I played college ball
00:26:52I lost my scholarship
00:26:54I lost my scholarship
00:26:54I'm so sorry
00:26:56Well
00:27:00I forgot the rest of our lives
00:27:05I forgot the rest of our lives
00:27:05I'm sorry
00:27:06Thank you for the aspirin
00:27:18I'm gonna let you get some sleep
00:27:20I'm gonna let you get some sleep
00:27:20I'll see you tomorrow soon
00:27:22What can I get for you?
00:27:31Just two coffees please
00:27:32Huh?
00:27:33So you folks aren't from around here are ya?
00:27:36You and that piping hot dish of a man outside?
00:27:39Oh no
00:27:40We're still on the way to my best friend's wedding in New York City
00:27:43He's her older brother
00:27:44So you're shacking up with your best friend's brother?
00:27:46No I have a boyfriend
00:27:47Well that's complicated
00:27:49But Tristan and I aren't
00:27:50I mean we hooked up once
00:27:51But it was years ago
00:27:52He doesn't even remember
00:27:53Oh sweet pea
00:27:57You think the man
00:27:59Giving you bedroom eyes
00:28:01From all the way across the road
00:28:03Wouldn't remember something like that?
00:28:06Think again
00:28:07Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:28:15Hey
00:28:16Anything sound good?
00:28:19What do you remember about me?
00:28:21Tristan
00:28:22What do you mean?
00:28:27I can't possibly remember absolutely nothing about me
00:28:30Right?
00:28:34I remember you always wore two braids split right down the middle
00:28:37Yeah
00:28:39What do you remember about me?
00:28:43I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Big Bear
00:28:55Especially the last one
00:28:58I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Big Bear
00:29:06Did some stupid shit there
00:29:08I guess we all did stupid shit
00:29:11You know what else I remember?
00:29:15I remember you being a selfish, arrogant fuckboy
00:29:18Who cared about nothing and no one but himself
00:29:20Oh really?
00:29:22Is that it?
00:29:23What's that supposed to mean?
00:29:28Nothing
00:29:28You are completely right, Smiles
00:29:33That's exactly what I am
00:29:36Did we just run out of gas?
00:29:55I filled up three hours ago
00:29:56I told you this would happen
00:30:03We're out of gas
00:30:05No we're not
00:30:06For the last time we did not run out of gas
00:30:08Oh yeah?
00:30:09How do you know?
00:30:10I know my car
00:30:11My god
00:30:12Do we have a problem?
00:30:16You are my problem
00:30:17My best friend is getting married in three days
00:30:20And instead of giving me a real answer
00:30:21You're saying cryptic shit like
00:30:22I know my car
00:30:24Because you're too much of a man to a man
00:30:25When you don't know anything
00:30:26What do you want me to say?
00:30:33That it's my fault?
00:30:35Fine
00:30:35It's my fucking fault
00:30:37This whole mess is my fault
00:30:39God I should have never agreed to do this
00:30:41So just told Ren no
00:30:42Agreed to what?
00:30:43Ren talked you into this
00:30:48Didn't she?
00:30:51You didn't want to drive me
00:30:53Sam
00:30:54Sam
00:30:58No, no, I'm sorry
00:30:59I'm sorry
00:31:00I didn't mean it
00:31:01Hey
00:31:03Hey
00:31:04I'm frustrated too
00:31:09We're in this together
00:31:14All right
00:31:15You and me
00:31:17What in the devil are the two of you doing all the way out here?
00:31:34You two are real lucky I found you
00:31:36Well, I'll have one of my boys come out and tow your car
00:31:39Bring it back to the shop
00:31:40We'll take a look in the morning
00:31:41For now, let's get you someplace cozy
00:31:43Hey, we appreciate the help
00:31:44Oh, if possible
00:31:46Could you please tell them to be careful?
00:31:48I have a gift for my friend in the trunk
00:31:49And I don't want it damaged
00:31:50You have my word, miss
00:31:52Thank you so much, sir
00:31:54Ah
00:31:54Just call me Bob
00:31:56So, what brings you two around these parts?
00:32:01We're on our way to New York
00:32:02My best friend's getting married
00:32:03Well, then you're the maid of honor
00:32:05I'll bet you're a hell of a stunger in your dress
00:32:08Don't you agree, son?
00:32:10One hundred percent
00:32:11How can I help you tonight?
00:32:20Uh, two rooms, please
00:32:21Uh, shoot
00:32:25I'm afraid there's only one room left
00:32:28I'm afraid there's only one room left
00:32:34That's okay
00:32:39We'll just go somewhere else
00:32:40Thanks
00:32:41Uh, sir?
00:32:45We're the only spot in town
00:32:47Everything else is over three hours away
00:32:50One room will be fine
00:32:56Look, it's just one night
00:32:58Sorry, I was being silly
00:33:01Sorry, I was being silly
00:33:01So, are we going to talk about it?
00:33:16I
00:33:17I think it's better if we don't
00:33:20Let's just forget it
00:33:22Sorry
00:33:30About what I said at the cafe earlier
00:33:34I didn't mean it
00:33:35I know
00:33:37Goodnight, Sam
00:33:42Hey, honey
00:33:49Sorry I haven't called
00:33:50I've been caught up at the office
00:33:52How's the drive been?
00:33:53Uh, it's been crazy, honestly
00:33:56The car broke down and we had to
00:33:57That's nice
00:33:58Anyway, I got some bad news, Sammy
00:34:00My boss wants me to go to Napa this weekend
00:34:03I can't make it to the wedding after all
00:34:05Are you kidding?
00:34:06I mean, no, you're supposed to fly in Friday
00:34:08You can't miss one single fucking work event
00:34:10Honey, you're being ridiculous
00:34:12I can't tell my boss no
00:34:13He needs me
00:34:14Yeah, well, what about what I need?
00:34:15Do you know how humiliating it'll be to show up alone?
00:34:18I mean, no, no, no
00:34:19We've been planning this for months, Steven
00:34:20God, how could you?
00:34:22I
00:34:22What was that?
00:34:30What was that?
00:34:32Huh?
00:34:32Oh, nothing
00:34:33My co-worker just said something
00:34:34Anyway, I'm sorry to have let you down
00:34:36But I promise
00:34:37I'll make it up to you when you get back
00:34:38Okay?
00:34:39See you soon
00:34:39Hey
00:34:48You okay?
00:34:50What happened?
00:34:51Steven's not coming to the wedding
00:34:52I broke up with him
00:34:56What are you gonna say?
00:34:58I told you so
00:34:59You should have dumped him from the start
00:35:00Smiles, you dumbass
00:35:01Sam
00:35:02No
00:35:02I'm sorry
00:35:04No
00:35:04Everything in my life is falling apart
00:35:06I don't want to hear some bullshit
00:35:07Like, I'm sorry
00:35:08Okay, just wait
00:35:09Just wait
00:35:09No, I should have never agreed to this
00:35:11I should have said
00:35:11No, I should have
00:35:13Sam, Sam
00:35:14Sam
00:35:14Sam
00:35:14Sam
00:35:27God, let me go
00:35:33You fucking jerk
00:35:34Will you just stop?
00:35:35I'm trying to help
00:35:36Why?
00:35:38Because
00:35:38Because why?
00:35:40Because you can't swim
00:35:41You remember
00:35:44Sam
00:35:46Just listen
00:35:47You lied to me, Tristan
00:35:49You do remember
00:35:49You do remember
00:35:49Lake, the night of the cabin
00:35:51Everything
00:35:51Don't you?
00:35:54Yes, I remember
00:35:56Sam, where
00:35:59Where are you going?
00:36:03Sam, where
00:36:04Where are you going?
00:36:05Get as far away from you as I can
00:36:07Also, I can swim now, asshole
00:36:09Sam, just stop
00:36:12Samantha
00:36:13Yeah
00:36:18Alright
00:36:20Yeah, be right there
00:36:22Fuck
00:36:28I picked up the car
00:36:51Um
00:36:53We're not gonna leave
00:36:54Until we
00:36:55We're not gonna leave
00:37:03Until we
00:37:04Talk
00:37:08I don't feel like talking
00:37:12What are you doing?
00:37:19I don't know
00:37:20But I don't want to think anymore
00:37:23Never
00:37:25Never
00:37:25Mm-hmm
00:37:26How much
00:37:33Have you had to drink?
00:37:35Doesn't matter
00:37:36You make me feel things, Tristan
00:37:41Things I've never felt before
00:37:44I hate you so much
00:37:48But I want you so bad
00:37:51It scares me
00:37:52Don't hurt me
00:37:54I hate you
00:37:54You make me feel it
00:37:55Don't hurt me
00:37:56I hate you
00:37:57Don't hurt you
00:37:57I love
00:37:58Don't hurt you
00:37:58Don't hurt me
00:37:59Makes me feel it
00:37:59And
00:38:02itwegs
00:38:02I hate you
00:38:04It misses you
00:38:05No
00:38:06It´s
00:38:07What
00:38:09I hin
00:38:09I already
00:38:09I don't know
00:38:11I don´t miss you
00:38:11I don´t miss you
00:38:14I don´t pass
00:38:14I look
00:38:15I don´t miss you
00:38:16Can't Puerto
00:38:17I want you
00:38:17I don´t miss you
00:38:18gev
00:38:19I'm sorry.
00:38:24I can't.
00:38:44Hey, you hungry?
00:38:49Is this how it's going to be the rest of the trip?
00:39:01Like what?
00:39:02Like you not talking to me.
00:39:05Not even looking at me.
00:39:09Is this all because of last night?
00:39:14Hey.
00:39:15Answer me.
00:39:18Yes.
00:39:19This is exactly how it'll be.
00:39:24If you don't want me, at least have the balls to tell me to my face.
00:39:27I can handle words, but I can't.
00:39:30Want me to fix me like that.
00:39:32Why?
00:39:32Let me make a fool of myself over you again.
00:39:34Hey, hey, hey.
00:39:36You think I don't want you?
00:39:38You think it almost didn't kill me to push you away last night?
00:39:42I have never wanted anything or anyone like I want you.
00:39:45And last night, I almost lost control.
00:39:52But you were drunk and I wasn't going to take advantage of you like that.
00:39:56I don't know.
00:39:57I don't know if I need that.
00:39:57I don't know if I was there.
00:39:58I don't know if I were Darren.
00:40:02I don't know if I had the baby.
00:40:03I want you, Tristan.
00:40:33Hey, so one room or two?
00:40:52Um, one room, please.
00:40:58Here you go.
00:41:00We gotta use the bathroom real quick.
00:41:01Wait, can I use your phone?
00:41:02Mine died in the pool.
00:41:05Tell her to say hi.
00:41:07Christopher, you lowlife sack of shit.
00:41:09Tell me where you are right now.
00:41:11Renee, it's me.
00:41:12Oh my god, Sam?
00:41:13Where the hell have you been, loca?
00:41:15I fell in a pool.
00:41:17It's a long story, but I'm really sorry, Ren.
00:41:19Don't be.
00:41:20I'm sorry I haven't called.
00:41:22I've been so caught up with this wedding planning bullshit.
00:41:24God, I wish you could have been here to make it easier.
00:41:26So used to us telling each other everything?
00:41:29Yeah, about that, I...
00:41:31I'm sure my brother gets you here in one piece, okay?
00:41:33Love you!
00:41:38Everything good?
00:41:39Yeah, yeah, everything's fine.
00:41:44You okay?
00:41:46Been all quiet since you got off the phone with Renee.
00:41:48Look, I think whatever this thing is, it's probably best if we stop it here.
00:41:55What?
00:41:57Why?
00:41:57Is this because of Renee?
00:41:58Yesterday was a mistake.
00:42:00And it can't happen again.
00:42:08Really?
00:42:09Was you and me five years ago in the cabin a mistake, too?
00:42:16I don't know, you tell me.
00:42:18No, you tell me.
00:42:19You want to talk about saying shit to each other's faces?
00:42:21Let's do it.
00:42:22What are you talking about?
00:42:23You're the one who said you did stupid shit at the cabin.
00:42:26Some stupid shit there.
00:42:27You're the one who kissed the girl at the party after we had sex.
00:42:33I hate Tristan.
00:42:34Tristan's a fuckboy.
00:42:36Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:42:37And he never will.
00:42:39Ring any bells?
00:42:40You heard Renee and I that morning.
00:42:45Did you mean it?
00:42:47Of course I didn't.
00:42:49Then why'd you say it?
00:42:50Why'd you push me away?
00:42:51And why'd you spend five years avoiding me?
00:42:55Renee is my best friend.
00:42:56And she...
00:42:57You didn't know what it was like for her growing up in your shadow.
00:43:00I just...
00:43:01I didn't want to hurt her.
00:43:03God.
00:43:04I'm sorry.
00:43:05I just...
00:43:07I don't regret last night.
00:43:10And I do want to tell Wren I just...
00:43:12I'm so tired of secrets.
00:43:16Yeah.
00:43:18It's okay.
00:43:19Yeah.
00:43:20I get it.
00:43:21You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:29You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:31I came to drop off some things at the house and I saw my dad with his assistant.
00:43:46Tristan!
00:43:47My parents are going to try and play nice at the wedding, but my mom's a fucking mess.
00:43:56And I feel like I'm just waiting for everything to fall apart.
00:43:59Yeah, I know how you feel.
00:44:02Last month, I opened my first art gallery.
00:44:05And I didn't sell a single piece.
00:44:08I watched everyone walk past me and my life's work.
00:44:12And I realized I'd spent...
00:44:15years wasting my time.
00:44:18Chasing some stupid dream.
00:44:19It isn't stupid.
00:44:22Your heart makes you happy, right?
00:44:26Then it's worth it.
00:44:28My ex wouldn't think so.
00:44:31You're not...
00:44:32Still in love with him, are you?
00:44:34Oh, God, no.
00:44:36Honestly, I don't...
00:44:37know if I ever was.
00:44:39Then why stay with him so long?
00:44:41Everything with Stephen was...
00:44:43easy.
00:44:45Comfortable.
00:44:46Even when I knew there was nothing there,
00:44:48I didn't want to admit my relationship was another failure.
00:44:53It wasn't until you came back into my life that I realized what I was missing.
00:45:00I'm so scared of failing, I haven't let myself live.
00:45:14You deserve everything.
00:45:16You hear me?
00:45:19Everything.
00:45:21I wanted to hate you.
00:45:24But I don't.
00:45:26I don't.
00:45:28I don't hate you either, Sam.
00:45:32I never have.
00:45:33I never have.
00:45:33I don't...
00:45:34Oh, you finally made it.
00:46:03I have something for you.
00:46:10A cell phone?
00:46:11If we're gonna pretend like nothing's happening, we need a way to get a hold of each other.
00:46:19Wild Stallion? Is that your code name?
00:46:22Call me that whenever you want, baby.
00:46:26I can't help you. We hate each other.
00:46:28Are you sure you're okay with not telling anybody about us yet?
00:46:33That's what you want, right?
00:46:35Last time I talked to Renee, I was still with Steven.
00:46:37I just don't want to overshadow her on her wedding day and have everyone talk about a girl who just got out of the five-year late-
00:46:42Ow!
00:46:43Uh, your head smiles. I said I understand.
00:46:46You can be my dirty little secret.
00:46:48So, did you tell Renee we're here?
00:46:52You motherfuckers!
00:46:56Took you long enough?
00:46:59You're gonna have to bulk up if you want a second.
00:47:01Whoa, whoa.
00:47:02Careful, that's my future bride, man.
00:47:04Finn, you remember my dipshit brother, Tristan?
00:47:07Of course. Good to see you again, man.
00:47:09You must be Samantha.
00:47:10Renee has said so much about you.
00:47:12I feel like I already know you.
00:47:13Hey.
00:47:14Bring it in.
00:47:16I'll take your bag.
00:47:18Yes!
00:47:19Oh, my God!
00:47:21I know!
00:47:22I was surprised.
00:47:24Did Tristina play nice or do I need to beat his ass?
00:47:26Oh, what are you gonna do, twinkle toes? Do a pirouette on me?
00:47:28A pirouette on her corpse if you were mean to my bestie, yes.
00:47:31Relax, Ren. It wasn't bad. It was kind of nice, actually.
00:47:36You know, other than Tristan's stupid car breaking down
00:47:39because he was driving around with no gas gauge like a dumbass.
00:47:41Yeah?
00:47:42And who's the dumbass I had to fish out of the motel pool in Iowa?
00:47:47I don't think I ever heard a,
00:47:48Thank you, Tristan, my heroic savior.
00:47:50I didn't need saving from the pool that was barely five feet deep.
00:47:53Jeez.
00:47:54You are not kidding.
00:47:55They really do hate each other.
00:47:57Yeah.
00:48:00Anywho!
00:48:01You big strong boys can handle the luggage, right?
00:48:04I need to get my native office fitted into a dress!
00:48:16No, deep tissue.
00:48:18Okay, the tire works.
00:48:23Mom.
00:48:25Please.
00:48:27Okay, we'll figure it out.
00:48:28Are you alone?
00:48:31You wish.
00:48:32I'm with Renee in her room.
00:48:33My room's next door.
00:48:34That's too bad.
00:48:35You should be in mine instead.
00:48:36Have some self-control, Stallion.
00:48:38I like it when you call me that.
00:48:39What's your room number?
00:48:40I'll be there in two minutes.
00:48:41You can't.
00:48:42I'm with your sister.
00:48:43Tell her she's a fucking cock block.
00:48:45Sam, can you come here for a sec?
00:48:46I need help picking out my earrings.
00:48:48See what I mean?
00:48:49Look, I'll see you at the wedding rehearsal, okay?
00:48:51Come to my room later, please.
00:48:52Sam?
00:48:53Are you alive?
00:48:54I gotta go.
00:48:55I'll talk to you later.
00:49:00Okay, which ones?
00:49:02I think the pearls.
00:49:05Thank God you're here.
00:49:07I can't wait to be married so I never have to clean the wedding again.
00:49:11It just took me so long to get here.
00:49:13I'm sorry.
00:49:14I miss so much.
00:49:15Oh my God, don't be silly.
00:49:16If anything, I'm mad at Steven for not being there for you
00:49:19when all the shit went down on the way here.
00:49:21When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:22When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:26When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:28I broke up with him.
00:49:31When?
00:49:32Why?
00:49:33He's cheating on me.
00:49:37You were right, Wren.
00:49:39I mean, he always put everything else above me.
00:49:41I just blindly went along with it.
00:49:43Look, I was gonna wait until the end of your wedding to end things,
00:49:47but when he told me he couldn't make it and all,
00:49:50I just...
00:49:52I couldn't do it anymore.
00:49:54God, I'm sorry.
00:49:57But I called him and told him it's over,
00:49:59so hopefully neither of us have to see you again.
00:50:02How do you take it?
00:50:03Like a pussy?
00:50:04I have no clue.
00:50:05My phone drowned at the Ohio motel pool.
00:50:10Come here.
00:50:12Oh, serves him right.
00:50:14Honestly, I'm surprised he hasn't been calling me nonstop trying to get to you.
00:50:19I'm done with him.
00:50:21That's the fucking spirit!
00:50:23Look, you are a free woman now, okay?
00:50:25Okay, and I'm gonna make sure you catch at least one dick at this wedding.
00:50:41Oh, God, I missed you so much.
00:50:44We've only been eight hours since we've seen each other.
00:50:48I'm gonna hedge you all over my sofa, dude.
00:50:50Non-stop.
00:50:51I'm hooked on you now.
00:50:53Wait, hold on. Can we... can we talk?
00:50:57Sure.
00:50:58What about...
00:50:59I was talking with Wren earlier and...
00:51:03Oh, I had them bring it to my room instead of yours because it's next to Renee's.
00:51:07So she wouldn't find out.
00:51:09Thank you, Tristan.
00:51:12I didn't even think of that.
00:51:14So, what'd you talk about with her? Does she know about us?
00:51:17No, but I think...
00:51:21I think I want to tell her the truth.
00:51:23Tomorrow.
00:51:25Are you sure?
00:51:27Your parents are gonna be here and...
00:51:28I don't want you to have to keep any more secrets from me.
00:51:32I'm done, too.
00:51:35No more hiding.
00:51:37I want to be able to dance with you at the reception.
00:51:39How could you...
00:51:56How could you?
00:52:08Ren, I...
00:52:09Why was she here?
00:52:16Did someone see?
00:52:17Mom showed up this morning and...
00:52:20Dad wasn't with her.
00:52:23She found out about the affair and she came here.
00:52:26And she saw us and...
00:52:30Oh, my God.
00:52:37You were right.
00:52:39I should have just told her from the start.
00:52:42If we were kids, this is where you would say something smug and I would show you if you'd call me an idiot.
00:52:50Oh, we ain't kids anymore, huh?
00:52:54Mom's down in the lobby.
00:52:56She's in shock, too.
00:52:58Will you be alright without me for a little bit?
00:53:03I'll be okay.
00:53:03I'll see you over here so we can.
00:53:15I'm in love with Tristan and fucking Montgomery.
00:53:27Thanks for coming, guys.
00:53:31It's good to have you.
00:53:33Excuse me.
00:53:35Excuse me.
00:53:35How's Ren?
00:53:37As well as can be expected.
00:53:43Tristan's been trying to get a hold of him for hours.
00:53:46Now, I've only met their dad once, but I never would have thought he'd do something like this.
00:53:51Maybe something happened to him, like his flight got canceled or his phone died.
00:53:57Surprise!
00:53:58Steven, what are you doing here?
00:54:00Steven, what are you doing here?
00:54:02I left work for you, Sammy.
00:54:05Aren't you happy to see me?
00:54:07Didn't you get my text?
00:54:08What text?
00:54:09I didn't get any text.
00:54:10The text I sent you in Iowa.
00:54:12Before I fell in the pool, oh my God, I broke up with him.
00:54:25Wait.
00:54:26Don't I know that guy?
00:54:28God, I cannot believe you, Steven.
00:54:30Jesus Christ, I came out all this way, and you're not even happy to see me.
00:54:34And what's this mysterious text you keep talking about?
00:54:36Look, I don't want to make a scene.
00:54:38Let's just go talk some...
00:54:38No.
00:54:39Whatever you want to say to me, you can say in front of all these people.
00:54:47No.
00:54:47Whatever you want to say to me, you can say in front of all these people.
00:54:51God, do you have any idea what it took me to get here?
00:54:54And you're not even a little bit grateful for everything that I've done for you.
00:54:57I broke up with you.
00:55:00Excuse me?
00:55:01I texted you that I was breaking up with you because I know you're cheating on me with your secretary.
00:55:06And you know, I don't give a shit about your boss or your shitty law firm, you pretentious fucking asshole.
00:55:12Honey, what?
00:55:13What are you talking about?
00:55:15Come on, you're being crazy.
00:55:17You know I love you.
00:55:18I would never cheat on you.
00:55:19I saw her.
00:55:20She was on your lap.
00:55:23You're going to dump her ass.
00:55:24You said you were going to take me to Italy.
00:55:25Hey, after the wedding, kitten.
00:55:27You were there.
00:55:30Sammy, honey.
00:55:31Listen, that, that girl, she's nobody.
00:55:34Okay, I'll admit, I made a mistake.
00:55:37But I can change.
00:55:38No, Steven.
00:55:40I made the mistake of wasting five years of my life with you.
00:55:44But it's over now.
00:55:45I'm done putting your life above mine.
00:55:47Sam, you're not in the right mind.
00:55:50I know you love me.
00:55:51You can't live without me.
00:55:52You even told me so.
00:55:53Listen to me.
00:55:54You don't know what you're throwing away right now.
00:55:57You need me.
00:55:59Not anymore.
00:56:00Now get out.
00:56:17My dad isn't coming.
00:56:20Tristan's going to have to walk me down the aisle.
00:56:24Everyone thinks Tristan's unbreakable, but he's not.
00:56:28I went to his room, but he wasn't there.
00:56:31I tried calling.
00:56:33It's typical Tristan.
00:56:34It doesn't like anyone seeing him is weak.
00:56:38He gets that from my dad.
00:56:40Why didn't you tell me?
00:56:42It was your wedding.
00:56:43I didn't want to take your big day away from me.
00:56:46It's bullshit, and you know it.
00:56:48You're right.
00:56:51I didn't tell you because...
00:56:53Because my feelings were so big, and everything was happening so fast, and...
00:56:58What, you don't think I can handle the truth?
00:57:01I'm an adult, Sam.
00:57:02We're all fucking adults now.
00:57:04I didn't want to tell anyone.
00:57:07Not even you.
00:57:09Because if I told you, then that makes it real, and I...
00:57:12I didn't know if I was ready for that.
00:57:15You love Tristan?
00:57:16Yes.
00:57:22I loved him.
00:57:27I love him so much.
00:57:34But then you need to tell him.
00:57:36I know.
00:57:46Who presents this woman to be married to this man?
00:58:00Her mother and I do.
00:58:03Finn, do you take Renee to be your lawfully-witted wife?
00:58:08I do.
00:58:08Do you take Finn to be your lawfully-witted husband?
00:58:13I do.
00:58:15Then, by the power vested in me by the state of New York,
00:58:18I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:58:22You may kiss the bride.
00:58:24Have you called or texted me back?
00:58:45Are you ignoring me?
00:58:47I don't know what you mean.
00:58:48I'm sorry.
00:58:48I didn't know Stephen was going to show up.
00:58:50You told me you broke up with him.
00:58:52I did.
00:58:53I swear.
00:58:54Then why was he here?
00:58:56Why was he holding you in his fucking arms, kissing you?
00:59:01Okay, I told you about my dad's affair.
00:59:04I told you how that shit wrecked me,
00:59:06and you just...
00:59:08let me lay in your bed like I'm just another goddamn plane.
00:59:12Please, let me explain.
00:59:16Save it.
00:59:17I'm done.
00:59:17I'm done.
00:59:17I'm done.
00:59:17I'm done.
00:59:17I'm done.
00:59:18I'm done.
00:59:21I'm done.
00:59:22Hi.
00:59:26What are you doing in here?
00:59:28You should be at your reception.
00:59:30I can't celebrate when I know my maid of honor's in here dying inside.
00:59:33Come on, I locked the door.
00:59:34Will you please come out?
00:59:35Besides, I didn't choose my heels correctly, and I need to sit.
00:59:38I remember when I went to see Tristan during the fall finals sophomore year.
00:59:51It was because he was in a bad accident.
00:59:52I know.
00:59:54He told me his football career was over after that.
00:59:58But what I remember most was him immediately looking at my dad.
01:00:01All Tristan saw was disappointment.
01:00:04So after everything with my dad broke his world, when he saw you with Steven,
01:00:10I ended it with Steven.
01:00:12He didn't get my text, but I would never use Tristan like that.
01:00:15I know.
01:00:16I know.
01:00:17He won't even talk to me.
01:00:20Even if he won't talk to you, you need to talk to him.
01:00:23If you really love him, he'll listen.
01:00:27Come here.
01:00:34Please give it up for Samantha Smiles.
01:00:36I have known Renee Montgomery since we were in First Grid.
01:00:50Last year, she called me up at midnight and told me she met a guy.
01:00:54She told me she loved him and that they were getting married.
01:00:58I didn't say this at the time, but my first thought was,
01:01:00are you out of your goddamn mind?
01:01:02I'd been with a man for five years and still wasn't open to the idea of forever.
01:01:07How could she be so sure in only a few weeks?
01:01:10I realized,
01:01:13Ren had it right.
01:01:15Time doesn't matter when you're giving your heart to someone else.
01:01:18Because love is about being vulnerable
01:01:20and doing the things that scare you.
01:01:25Like giving your heart to someone after only a few weeks.
01:01:28Or a few days.
01:01:29That's how Renee and Finn fell in love.
01:01:32And that's how I did too.
01:01:35To the bride and groom.
01:01:37And to love that is timeless.
01:01:40Excuse me.
01:01:52Is this sculpture yours?
01:01:53Um, yes, it's mine.
01:01:55I own a gallery in Soho.
01:01:58Give me a call when you can.
01:01:59I'd love to chat about acquiring all your pieces.
01:02:02I'm sorry, all my pieces?
01:02:04Absolutely.
01:02:05Your art isn't precisely what I'm looking for.
01:02:08Well, I look forward to your call.
01:02:29Hey, can we talk?
01:02:30Oh, now you want to talk?
01:02:32After you avoided me for the whole wedding?
01:02:33I know.
01:02:34I stood up in front of all those people.
01:02:36I...
01:02:36I was scared.
01:02:41Okay?
01:02:42I was shitty to you.
01:02:43I know that.
01:02:45I was angry, hurt.
01:02:47And instead of letting you in, I shut you out.
01:02:49So when I saw you with Steven,
01:02:51all of those insecurities,
01:02:53you started pouring out of me again.
01:02:55I mean, he had you for five years.
01:02:57I only been with you for a few days.
01:02:59Eventually, I dropped the ball
01:03:01and you see that it wasn't enough.
01:03:04So I convinced myself
01:03:06that it would hurt less
01:03:08if I just walked away first.
01:03:12You know, that you'd be better off with someone else.
01:03:15Trust him.
01:03:16I realized that I was being a coward
01:03:19for pushing you away.
01:03:24I was being a coward for pushing you away.
01:03:27I know now that if I let that happen,
01:03:30I will be giving up on the best thing
01:03:33that's ever happened to me.
01:03:35Time stops when I'm with you.
01:03:38It stopped the night at the cabin
01:03:41all those years back.
01:03:44And it stopped again
01:03:46when you got in my car in Los Angeles.
01:03:49Yeah, I know I should let you go,
01:03:50but I want you to need me
01:03:54the way that I need you.
01:03:56How can I believe you, Tristan?
01:03:59Because, Samantha Smiles,
01:04:00I am just miserably,
01:04:04pathetically in love with you.
01:04:08I want every week,
01:04:12every day,
01:04:13every moment
01:04:14to be with you.
01:04:15What do you say?
01:04:17Forget the past,
01:04:18ignore the future,
01:04:19let's just get in my car and drive,
01:04:20you and me.
01:04:21We'll go anywhere the world wants to go.
01:04:23I'll go anywhere in the world with you.
01:04:25You're really going to take us
01:04:26around the world
01:04:26in this piece of junk?
01:04:28Sweetheart,
01:04:28I'll make sure it gets us
01:04:29a fucking Pluto.
01:04:31You know,
01:04:31as long as I'm going with you.
01:04:33Just say yes.
01:04:35Please say yes, please.
01:04:38Yes.
01:04:54Oh!
01:04:59And I won't run out of gas.
01:05:02I love them both,
01:05:03but I'm literally going to kill them
01:05:04if they don't make up
01:05:05before the honeymoon's over.
01:05:06Maybe some relationships
01:05:07just take time to...
01:05:09Wait,
01:05:10isn't it them right now?
01:05:11No fucking way.
01:05:13They're making out too.
01:05:16Whoa.
01:05:16You owe me 50 bucks?
01:05:18Did you two dumbasses
01:05:19really think you could get away
01:05:20without saying bye to the bride?
01:05:22I hope you know
01:05:23I'm going to be so annoying
01:05:25that you're guys sweating.
01:05:26Get your hands off my girl, Brad.
01:05:28Hey, she was my friend
01:05:29before she was your girl.
01:05:30Okay?
01:05:31You're always going to be number one.
01:05:32Oh, we will see about that.
01:05:35Have fun on your honeymoon,
01:05:37Sugar Plum.
01:05:37We are going to hit the road.
01:05:43Where are you guys even going?
01:05:44To the gas station.
01:05:46Oh, we are going to run.
01:05:46Oh, we are going to do it.
01:06:00Oh, my God.
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