00:00I'm so looking forward to this. Kev's on the show, ladies and gentlemen.
00:15You don't know me.
00:18What are we saying?
00:20It's Cholaylay, girl.
00:22What are you looking at me like that for?
00:26I'm going to smirk at me, bro.
00:28You're all right, boy.
00:28Yeah, boy.
00:30What do you mean, don't smirk at you?
00:32Huh?
00:32Don't smirk at me.
00:34Take a seat.
00:35Oh, yeah.
00:35Sit down.
00:36Oh, what?
00:36What are you doing, man?
00:45Oh, you're the violent man, aren't you?
00:47What are you threatening him now?
00:49Then why'd you step up like that for?
00:50Because you make yourself look like a complete idiot.
00:52Why are you talking down to me for me?
00:52Do you know me?
00:54What?
00:54Do you know what she just told you?
00:55Then why don't you come on this stage in a mature way and say, I'm going to put my side,
00:58instead of coming out looking as if you're, you know, giving the impression that we should
01:02believe everything's said.
01:03Sit back and be mature, my friend.
01:05Oh, thank you.
01:06Sorry.
01:08Did she give her chlamydia?
01:10Good night.
01:11Did she give me chlamydia?
01:12Sorry?
01:13Did she give it to me?
01:14Or did I give it to her?
01:15Is that what you thought when you discovered that she'd had it?
01:17You thought she'd been out messing around?
01:18Hence why, of course, I see.
01:19Okay.
01:20She said that you were loving and caring.
01:21It must have been lovely.
01:22And then you became controlling.
01:23What does she mean by that?
01:24You don't allow her to have male friends.
01:27Again, not true.
01:29What is true?
01:29When I first got with her, she had the reputation.
01:33As what?
01:34Well, when we moved into a house together, I lived upstairs, she lived downstairs.
01:38I started seeing her, spending time with her overnight and that.
01:41And the nights that I wasn't with her, someone else was with her and spending nights with her.
01:45So that was from day one.
01:47Is that true?
01:48I had friends around, yeah.
01:50Did you sleep with other people?
01:51No.
01:52She sort of gives the impression that she's scared of you.
01:55She says that you almost call the shots on everything.
02:00What she wears, who she sees, where she goes, everything.
02:02No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:04No, I'm quite outspoken and quite straight up and honest and blatant about things.
02:07But, I mean, she spends quite a lot of time on her own with her friends and family.
02:13She's got a lot of friends and family.
02:14She says you're a bad dad.
02:15Really?
02:16So why is she with me and why, you know, what?
02:19Do you go to work?
02:21No.
02:21Why is that?
02:23Because recently, well, I got released from prison.
02:26So, and since I've been released from prison, no one will give me the time of day.
02:29I mean, I've had 100 jobs before.
02:30Why did you get in prison?
02:31I got caught with, I got done for concern in the supply of cannabis.
02:37So a drug dealer?
02:38Apparently so, yeah.
02:39What do you mean apparently so?
02:40Proven in a course of law in this country.
02:41So actually, turning out to be a really good role model for your son, aren't you?
02:45A convicted drug dealer, a convicted drug dealer who sits on his backside all day playing a PlayStation
02:50whilst I go to work and pay for it.
02:52Brilliant, isn't it?
02:53Fantastic.
02:53Are you going to get a job or what?
02:55Why would you never have asked him why he went to prison?
02:57Don't quite understand that.
02:58Bit confused, really.
02:59Because I've never thought it was my business, do you know what I mean?
03:04It's your son's business, if indeed it is your son.
03:08Because the other thing is, I love this quote.
03:10Do you know the other reason he said to my researchers why the kid might not be mine?
03:14Because I've taken loads of drugs, mate.
03:15I've been taking drugs since I was 10, so my sperm count might be really low.
03:19And also, this is the other thing, another quote, quote for quote.
03:25This is really good.
03:26I love this.
03:26This is brilliant.
03:28And I've had loads of unprotected sex and I've never got a bird pregnant.
03:33You're a right little charmer, you are, aren't you?
03:36What do you want from today?
03:37You want to find out the truth about this child?
03:40Do you think you are the dad?
03:42I'd like to think so.
03:43And if you are, what would that mean to you, Kev?
03:45The world.
03:46Do you think you've done enough by this boy?
03:49Maybe not.
03:50So you need to change on that front, yeah?
03:53You've accused Alana of cheating, although she's absolutely adamant that you...
03:56In fact, in fact, brilliant, lovely.
03:58Tell me about the day you're under the duvet with the other woman.
04:02Jokes.
04:02Cold, was it?
04:03Absolute jokes.
04:04She was wrecked and she was being ill and spent the night throwing up.
04:08And she went, she fell asleep in the bed.
04:10And me and her friend, or again, my friend, was laid down watching a film.
04:14And her little boy was laying next to her, was just laying there watching a film.
04:18Nothing happened.
04:19No, I've got up to change the channel over.
04:22And as I've done that, I've obviously set up, changed the channel over.
04:25On the way back through, I've stuck my head under the bottom of the duvet, near the girl's feet.
04:31And as I've done that, I don't know what I was doing, I mean, I was drunk at the time.
04:36But she's walked, she's, she's walked...
04:38Are you about to suck her toes?
04:40Yeah, basically, that's what it would have looked like to anyone else who had walked in.
04:44And I said, she'd come around and said, well, you know...
04:47Basically, she walked in with you going like that.
04:49Is what you say.
04:51Pretty much.
04:51Okay.
04:52So nothing happened that night.
04:53No.
04:53Why did you admit to the taxi on the way to the show last night, you kissed another woman?
04:56That would smack to us off, smack being the wrong word, that actually, you...
05:00Just a little bit out because you're doing the test.
05:02What's the truth?
05:02The truth is, she really knew.
05:04Did you?
05:06I can't...
05:07He can't tell me the girl's name, so how do I know?
05:11You seem as if you're prepared to take all of this.
05:13There seems to be this sort of look on your face as if...
05:16That's cool.
05:17You've said nothing.
05:18What do you want to say to him?
05:20In his bed, Dad.
05:21You're going to pass this, lie detector?
05:22I hope so.
05:26Do you think in your mind, truthfully, there's any doubt that this child is not yours?
05:30The DNA?
05:31Pardon?
05:31Sorry?
05:32We're doing DNA because you doubt...
05:34There are doubts that Ilana's baby is yours.
05:36The chlamydia?
05:37Yeah.
05:37Her reputation?
05:38Do you really believe...
05:40What?
05:40And the hearsay.
05:42Mainly the hearsay.
05:43Do you understand why he wants to know the truth?
05:46Because he thinks I've been sleeping about.
05:49Do you know what I think, darling?
05:50When everyone...
05:51Everyone can look at Harley and say that that's Kev's baby.
05:56Do you know what I think, Ilana?
05:57I don't know whether I'm missing the point here.
05:59You've said nothing since he came out.
06:02Why is that?
06:05You're here to resolve it.
06:06Why have you said nothing?
06:07Help me out.
06:09You scared?
06:10You scared of him?
06:11You scared of me?
06:13The way he just was then, yeah.
06:15I was in one towards you, was it?
06:17Oh, and I'm terrified, me.
06:18But it's when he...
06:19Absolutely terrified.
06:21Well, do the DNA result.
06:22You say there's no way.
06:23You say he is the dad.
06:25You say you'll pass the lie detector.
06:28You say you'll pass the lie detector.
06:30What happens if she fails the lie detector and the kid's not yours?
06:32I'll be going, that'll be it.
06:34Yeah?
06:34Okay.
06:35And what if he fails the lie detector?
06:38I'd have to walk away.
06:41Do I believe that?
06:42Not in a million.
06:43Let's start with the DNA results, please.
06:45As ever, people come for the truth.
06:49You say there were doubts.
06:51There were doubts because I got chlamydia.
06:53She got chlamydia.
06:54I called it off her.
06:55I don't know what she's up to.
06:56She had a reputation.
06:57The DNA test results show that Kev...
06:59Well, well, well, surprise, surprise, is the child's biological father.
07:11What did you throw that away for?
07:13What?
07:14What did you throw that one away for?
07:15It's an envelope.
07:19You have to look at me like that, man.
07:20What do you mean, why did I throw it away?
07:22What do you want me to do?
07:23I don't know.
07:23Do you want the envelope?
07:24Give me the envelope.
07:26Give me the envelope.
07:27You might have heard of cuts on ITV, but you can have the damn envelope if you want it.
07:32There you are.
07:33Thank you very much.
07:33You could be as good a father as you are envelope collector.
07:36The world would be a great...
07:36Oh!
07:38Yeah, what?
07:40Don't frighten me.
07:40I frighten you, your mum.
07:44It's really mature, isn't it, being you?
07:46I'll give you mature in a minute, mate.
07:47You what?
07:47Big man's listed next year, innit?
07:50Why don't you just concentrate on the truth?
07:52Because the truth hurts, doesn't it?
07:54What does that mean?
07:55Well, tell me the answer, isn't it?
07:56The truth obviously hurts, you just found out you're a dad, you should be happy.
08:00Yeah, well, I'm not happy, you talking to me and looking at me like that, I'll tell you, I'll knock you out.
08:04What?
08:05What?
08:06What?
08:07What?
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