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00:00:00Thank you for joining us.

00:00:30Oh, Dad.

00:00:35Hello?

00:00:36Cheryl, we have to talk about our birthday plans.

00:00:39I mean, it's only two days away, and we still haven't decided the perfect way to celebrate.

00:00:43So I was thinking maybe we could all take a trip to...

00:00:47Sue, I meant to tell you before, but I wanted to be sure.

00:00:52I think I'm going to spend my birthday with Jake.

00:00:55I'm going to lose my virginity to him.

00:00:57You know, I want to surprise him.

00:00:59What?

00:01:00But you can't.

00:01:01I mean, I thought we were going to wait until marriage.

00:01:04Besides, you can't do that to us.

00:01:06You can't break tradition that way.

00:01:09This is bad.

00:01:10You know, I'm going to tell Lexi.

00:01:12She's going to be very unhappy about this.

00:01:21Come on, Lexi.

00:01:22So girls, what are we going to do for our birthday?

00:01:37Sue, we have plenty of time to figure something out.

00:01:43But this is the big one-eight.

00:01:45I mean, every year since her mom's met in the hospital, we've done something new and special.

00:01:49But this has to be newer and more special.

00:01:52So what's something we've never done before?

00:01:55Mushrooms?

00:01:56No, not like that.

00:01:57Like something nice.

00:01:59Like maybe a trip.

00:02:00Like a mushroom trip?

00:02:02No.

00:02:05Sorry, Sue.

00:02:06I have a date.

00:02:07Oh, so do I.

00:02:10Sorry, Sue.

00:02:11Don't worry, Sue.

00:02:12We'll figure it out.

00:02:13Oh, flowers, are these from you?

00:02:26Yeah, sure.

00:02:28Here you go.

00:02:30No card, but I thought I saw one.

00:02:33I didn't know how to put my feelings into words.

00:02:36I guess, um, you still make me nervous.

00:02:41Oh, Jake.

00:02:43Maybe I should come in and hang out for a minute.

00:02:49Uh, no, Jake, not yet.

00:02:50When we do it, I want it to be really special.

00:02:53The best night of my life.

00:02:54It will be, I promise.

00:02:57It'll always be amazing.

00:02:58With you and me.

00:03:00Together.

00:03:08Jake, no.

00:03:09I have to go.

00:03:10I have to work on my art project.

00:03:11You know, I thought art was going to be a really easy elective, but I guess I should have

00:03:16taken more math.

00:03:17Uh, so you're going to come to my birthday, okay?

00:03:21This Saturday?

00:03:22Of course.

00:03:27Thanks.

00:03:29Okay.

00:03:30Bye.

00:03:30Oh, baby.

00:03:42You're so hot.

00:03:43I'm going to do you so good.

00:03:45Oh, yeah, baby.

00:03:46Yeah.

00:03:46What was your name again?

00:03:47Rod.

00:03:48Sex God.

00:03:49Lexi is so upset, she's speechless.

00:03:58You're right, I bet.

00:04:05Cheryl's losing her virginity on Saturday?

00:04:09Oh, no.

00:04:10Does not compute.

00:04:12Want to talk in person ASAP.

00:04:17Oh, huh.

00:04:18Hi.

00:04:21When did you go home?

00:04:22So, is it true?

00:04:23Yes, it is.

00:04:25It's just, it's the right time and Jake's the right man.

00:04:29I mean, he's handsome and smart and wealthy, and he has a really bright future ahead of

00:04:36him.

00:04:36So, I just think it's the right time.

00:04:39Lexi, tell her.

00:04:40Losing our virginity is one of those milestones we should all face together.

00:04:44On our birthday, yes, but not on this birthday.

00:04:46Like, maybe on our 23rd birthday, or maybe even, like, our 29th.

00:04:51Eight.

00:04:52Maybe.

00:04:54Listen, guys, I'm, I know it's tradition, but.

00:04:57I'm sorry.

00:05:01I know it's tradition, but.

00:05:04I'm sorry.

00:05:10But Cheryl, Sue is right.

00:05:12We do always do something special on our birthday.

00:05:16Does Jake really have such a tiny little needle dick?

00:05:19It's not Jake.

00:05:21It's the male ideal.

00:05:23Like, a Greek god, or Sue's dad.

00:05:27Right.

00:05:29Yeah, I guess you're right.

00:05:31Me and it kind of suck, because I'm not really an artist.

00:05:33Girls, can you just stop changing the subject?

00:05:36The point is, we should all lose our virginities together on the same day.

00:05:39And I'm just not ready yet.

00:05:41I'm waiting for a sign.

00:05:43And then I'll know it's right.

00:05:44Look, I can go either way.

00:05:47I mean, I'm fine with just 69, 79, anal.

00:05:51I don't feel any rush to actually do the deed.

00:05:54Besides, I know it'll never live up to my rabbit anyway.

00:05:57But, if you want to do it this year, then maybe we all should.

00:06:03You know, it could be like our big 18th birthday thing.

00:06:09Where are you going at 6.30 in the morning?

00:06:12To church, to pray for you.

00:06:14Want to be first in line.

00:06:17I'm getting some sleep.

00:06:18Yeah, me too.

00:06:19Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.

00:06:30It has been four days since my last confession.

00:06:32I accuse myself of the following sins.

00:06:37Okay, so I'm really embarrassed to talk about this, but it's about sex.

00:06:44I mean, not me.

00:06:46I've never gone past second base with a guy.

00:06:49I've never even seen a guy's...

00:06:52Well, there was that one time I took the pants off my Ken doll.

00:06:55But I was dressing him up as Jesus, and I wanted to see his thing.

00:06:59But there was nothing there.

00:07:03Okay, so it's about my friends.

00:07:05My best friends.

00:07:07They're going to do something really bad this weekend.

00:07:09Okay.

00:07:11Third base.

00:07:12What?

00:07:13No.

00:07:14Like, sex.

00:07:15Like, intercourse?

00:07:17With boys, they barely even know.

00:07:19I mean, they really need us intervention, if you know what I mean.

00:07:22All the way.

00:07:23Go all the way.

00:07:25What?

00:07:26What?

00:07:26Ah!

00:07:28Ah!

00:07:30How could you do so?

00:07:32You're a bad, bad person.

00:07:36What?

00:07:38Ah!

00:07:40Ah!

00:07:41Ah!

00:07:42Ah!

00:07:43Ah!

00:07:44Ah!

00:07:49Damn it!

00:07:51You fuckin' Yankees!

00:07:55Sorry.

00:07:55Ah!

00:08:05Ah!

00:08:06Ah!

00:08:07Sue, it is 1 p.m.

00:08:19Would you have a little consideration?

00:08:21I'm trying to sleep.

00:08:24Jeez, can you guys please keep it down?

00:08:27I have an announcement to make.

00:08:29I want to do it.

00:08:31Do you hear me?

00:08:32I want to do it.

00:08:34This weekend, on our birthday.

00:08:37Do what?

00:08:39It. Screw.

00:08:41You know, screwing, boning, making beasts with two backs.

00:08:44You know, shagging, fucking.

00:08:48You do.

00:08:50But what about all your religious stuff?

00:08:53And what about your sign from heaven?

00:08:55Oh, I got a sign at church.

00:08:57Really?

00:08:59Well, okay, great.

00:09:02We're all in then.

00:09:03So we'll have a big pool party and we'll do it there.

00:09:07Right?

00:09:08Right.

00:09:10I'll start making the shopping list.

00:09:20Hey, Frank.

00:09:22Hi, Sue.

00:09:24Guys, we didn't invite Frank to the party.

00:09:27I don't know.

00:09:27Do you think he'd even have fun?

00:09:29Yeah.

00:09:29He's blind.

00:09:30Blind people can do everything regular people can do.

00:09:33Wait, are you back?

00:09:40Um, I was wondering, we're throwing this party tomorrow night.

00:09:44It's for our birthday.

00:09:45Do you want to come?

00:09:46Do you think he can see at my shirt?

00:09:47Sure.

00:09:47Well, the house looks done.

00:10:02Tomorrow's the big day.

00:10:04We finally turn 18.

00:10:05And finally lose our virginity.

00:10:08Well, we better get our beady sleep because the party starts tomorrow at 2.

00:10:11So, okay, we know who Cheryl's going to do it with, Jake, and I'll probably do that guy Rod.

00:10:16But, Sue, who are you going to pick to pop your chair?

00:10:19It's easy.

00:10:20I've known for the past six years, ever since catechism.

00:10:25What the fuck is catechism?

00:10:27I think it's a baby panda wrapped in peanut butter.

00:10:29Yeah.

00:10:30My soulmate.

00:10:42Chris?

00:10:43Sue, you, um, might want to think about picking a backup.

00:10:48I mean...

00:10:48What?

00:10:48No, Chris is perfect.

00:10:50He played Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar last year at camp.

00:10:53Plus, his name's Chris.

00:10:54It's a sign.

00:10:55Sue, the only sign is that Chris has a major case of gay face.

00:11:01What?

00:11:02He does not.

00:11:03Anyway, there's no such thing as gay face.

00:11:05He looks just like Justin Bieber.

00:11:07With a little bit of Zac Efron and just a hint of Ryan Seacrest.

00:11:11Who the fuck's Ryan Seacrest?

00:11:14Look, Chris is my soulmate.

00:11:16Okay, well, sweet dreams.

00:11:19See you in the morning.

00:11:25I knew it would happen someday.

00:11:28I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.

00:11:30I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.

00:11:55You're so perfect.

00:12:01You're so perfect.

00:12:25Too bad no one could ever compare to you.

00:12:55Tomorrow's the rest of the day.

00:13:25Oh, my gosh.

00:13:32They're coming.

00:13:33Lexi, Cheryl, hurry.

00:13:38Ew, why?

00:13:40It's for Jake to unwrap me.

00:13:41It's going to be really sexy.

00:13:43I'm going to suck.

00:13:44You're going to die of asphyxiation.

00:13:46He's going to be really sexy.

00:13:48It's stupid.

00:13:49Just screw him.

00:13:50That's what he wants.

00:13:51That's what all guys want.

00:13:52Who hurt you as a child?

00:13:54Oh, Christ.

00:13:55Can I wrap your mouth, too?

00:13:57Anyway, what guys want is someone who's sexy, not someone they can just have sex with.

00:14:02You're an idiot.

00:14:03A very smooth, plastic-wrapped idiot.

00:14:08Guys, seriously, come on.

00:14:09Hurry up.

00:14:09Oh, what a cool bracelet.

00:14:16I love it.

00:14:19You should put that down, though, because it's like, it's really...

00:14:21Very fragile.

00:14:22Yeah.

00:14:23Okay.

00:14:23Set it down.

00:14:25Hurry up.

00:14:28Those are your anal beats, right?

00:14:30Yeah.

00:14:30I thought so.

00:14:30Oh, we're going to have some fun.

00:14:55Oh, Attack of the Wet T-Shirts.

00:14:57Nice.

00:14:58Nice.

00:15:00Happy birthday, Lex.

00:15:10No, Joanna, we said no gifts.

00:15:13That is lip poison to pump your lips, but be careful it stings.

00:15:17And the other one is edible massage oil.

00:15:20Oh, how did you know?

00:15:21I'm going to use both of these tonight.

00:15:23Please don't touch my service time.

00:15:34All right.

00:15:34Sorry.

00:15:35Are you okay now?

00:15:36Yeah, I'm fine.

00:15:37Okay.

00:15:37See you later.

00:15:41I can't believe you.

00:15:42I don't know.

00:15:42This is crazy.

00:15:44Jake!

00:15:45Hi!

00:15:46Hey, babe.

00:15:48Happy birthday.

00:15:50Oh, you didn't have to give me anything.

00:15:53What?

00:15:54You want a beer?

00:15:58No.

00:16:02Oh, hon.

00:16:03Come here.

00:16:05I have your present here.

00:16:07I'll give it to you later.

00:16:09The time's right.

00:16:11You didn't have to give me anything.

00:16:14And I have a present for you that I want you to unwrap later.

00:16:19Hey, bro.

00:16:21We need you to settle this bet over here real quick.

00:16:24A little bit.

00:16:27All right.

00:16:28This is my man right here.

00:16:30Hey.

00:16:31How you doing?

00:16:32Hey.

00:16:33Hey.

00:16:34Hey.

00:16:35Hey.

00:16:36Hey.

00:16:37Hey.

00:16:37Check it out.

00:16:44Dare me.

00:17:00Oh, dude.

00:17:01Look at those.

00:17:02Are those real?

00:17:03Have you guys seen Cheryl?

00:17:04Hey.

00:17:05Hey.

00:17:06Hey.

00:17:07Hey.

00:17:08Hey.

00:17:09Hey.

00:17:10Hey.

00:17:11Hey.

00:17:12Hey.

00:17:13Hey.

00:17:14Hey.

00:17:15Hey.

00:17:16Hey.

00:17:17Hey.

00:17:18Hey.

00:17:19Hey.

00:17:20Hey.

00:17:21Hey.

00:17:22Hey.

00:17:23Hey.

00:17:24Hey.

00:17:25Hey.

00:17:26Hey.

00:17:27Hey.

00:17:28Hey.

00:17:29Hey.

00:17:30Hey.

00:17:31Hey.

00:17:32Hey.

00:17:33Hey.

00:17:34Hey.

00:17:35Hey.

00:17:35Hey, do my lips look any plumper?

00:17:38I put this stuff on, but I can't really feel anything yet.

00:17:42Have you guys seen Jake?

00:17:44I haven't seen him anywhere.

00:17:45He just, like, disappeared.

00:17:50Are these real?

00:17:51Of course they are.

00:17:53Are these real?

00:17:56Of course they are.

00:17:58They are.

00:17:59They are.

00:18:00They are.

00:18:01They are.

00:18:02I don't know.

00:18:03Maybe he's going to be around.

00:18:04Have you seen Jake?

00:18:05Um, I think he's around or something.

00:18:07Maybe upstairs.

00:18:08I don't know.

00:18:09Maybe you want to go get my birthday present.

00:18:10That's probably where you went.

00:18:11Oh, well.

00:18:12Liquid courage?

00:18:13Yeah.

00:18:14Atta girl.

00:18:15Oh.

00:18:16Oh.

00:18:17Oh.

00:18:18Oh.

00:18:19Oh.

00:18:20Oh.

00:18:21Oh.

00:18:22Oh.

00:18:23Oh.

00:18:24Oh.

00:18:25Oh.

00:18:26Oh.

00:18:27Oh.

00:18:28Oh.

00:18:29Oh.

00:18:30Oh.

00:18:31Oh.

00:18:32Vodka, cranberry.

00:18:33Surely simple.

00:18:34Well, I guess it's now or never.

00:18:37I can go meet her out.

00:18:39Sue?

00:18:40Are you okay?

00:18:41Sue?

00:18:42Relax.

00:18:43They're just guys.

00:18:45Okay.

00:18:46Nothing to be scared of.

00:18:47Seriously.

00:18:48It's going to be fine.

00:18:49Is Chris here?

00:18:51Wow.

00:18:52It's even worse in person, isn't it?

00:18:57No.

00:18:58He does not have gay face.

00:19:00I'm going to prove it to you.

00:19:01I'm going to do it.

00:19:02Wow.

00:19:03It's even worse in person, isn't it?

00:19:04No.

00:19:05He does not have gay face.

00:19:06I'm going to prove it to you.

00:19:07I'm going to do it.

00:19:08I'm going to do this.

00:19:09Good luck.

00:19:10Hey, you can do this.

00:19:11Just act like a slut.

00:19:12Just act like a slut.

00:19:13Just pretend you're Lexi.

00:19:14You know, my favorite chapter is Solomon.

00:19:15Jim?

00:19:16Yes.

00:19:17You're the one.

00:19:18No.

00:19:19No.

00:19:20No.

00:19:21No.

00:19:22He does not have gay face.

00:19:24I'm going to prove it to you.

00:19:25I'm going to do it.

00:19:26I'm going to do this.

00:19:27Good luck.

00:19:28Hey, you can do this.

00:19:29Just act like a slut.

00:19:30Just pretend you're Lexi.

00:19:32Yeah, my favorite chapter is Solomon Galore.

00:19:40Chris, hi.

00:19:43Can I talk to you?

00:19:45Uh-huh.

00:19:46Um, in private?

00:19:48No.

00:20:01Oh, hey, Lexi.

00:20:03What?

00:20:04Chris, you're so sexy.

00:20:08Ever since you played Jesus at camp, I've just, I've known that we were meant to be together.

00:20:15And I really want to...

00:20:18Oh, what are you doing?

00:20:20Is that wrong?

00:20:21Sue, what's gotten into you?

00:20:23Nothing, I'm sorry, I don't know how to do this.

00:20:26Sue.

00:20:28Sue, Sue.

00:20:29Sue, I understand these urges.

00:20:35And, you know, I like you too.

00:20:39Really?

00:20:40You do?

00:20:40I do.

00:20:41I really do.

00:20:42I like you too.

00:20:45Really?

00:20:46You do?

00:20:47I do.

00:20:48I really do.

00:20:49It's just...

00:20:50I've devoted a lot of my life to one certain man.

00:20:56Right.

00:20:57Lexi said you were...

00:20:58Jesus.

00:20:59Oh, that man.

00:21:01Of course.

00:21:02What did you think?

00:21:04Oh, nothing.

00:21:05So we can still do this then?

00:21:08Oh, Sue.

00:21:09You know, for me, when I think about that man who died for our sins, when I think about

00:21:19him, up there on that cross, so helpless, yet so muscular, with his strong thighs crossed

00:21:31over each other so delicately beneath that ragged loincloth, growing so hot, so sweaty,

00:21:41under that hot, hot sun, and I just feel such compassion.

00:21:48I think about those things, too.

00:21:50So you understand why I can't do this?

00:21:54Not really.

00:21:55I just find it too hard it is to give in to carnal pleasure when he sacrificed so much for

00:22:04us.

00:22:08So...

00:22:09We're going to go out there, right?

00:22:17Andy, we're going to tell you through these ones.

00:22:19Hey, Ty.

00:22:20Whoa!

00:22:22Have you seen Jake?

00:22:23Uh, no.

00:22:24No.

00:22:25All right.

00:22:29Okay.

00:22:30All right, focus.

00:22:30Focus, focus.

00:22:37Oh, there he is.

00:22:39Oh, he got me the puppy that I wanted.

00:22:43How could he?

00:23:00Sue, what happened?

00:23:02Did you guys do it?

00:23:04Sue?

00:23:05He doesn't want me.

00:23:07Because he's gay.

00:23:08No, he's not.

00:23:09He just really loves Jesus.

00:23:11Oh, come on, Sue.

00:23:13The only reason you even liked him is because you knew he was never a real possibility for

00:23:17you.

00:23:18Look, the only way you're going to find out what kind of man you really want is to know

00:23:23what kind of woman you really are, deep inside.

00:23:27What?

00:23:28Come with me.

00:23:30Where?

00:23:30To meet your dark side.

00:23:38Out.

00:23:40Everyone out.

00:23:49Sue, it's time for you and your vagina to meet face to face.

00:23:54I really can't.

00:24:06I really don't think I can do this.

00:24:09I'm not letting you out until you look.

00:24:14I'm not letting you out until you look.

00:24:19Sue?

00:24:21Can you see it?

00:24:23Sue?

00:24:24I'm almost...

00:24:28I'm almost there.

00:24:33Oh!

00:24:34What?

00:24:37What?

00:24:37Sue, what happened?

00:24:38What did you see?

00:24:40A raccoon?

00:24:41What?

00:24:43You overshot it.

00:24:44Aim the mirror further up.

00:24:45I can't.

00:24:53Please don't make me do that again.

00:24:55Okay, fine.

00:24:56Fine.

00:24:57I didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice.

00:25:00What?

00:25:01You really need an orgasm.

00:25:04Honestly, I don't know how you expected to ever have sex with someone else when you've never

00:25:08even had it with yourself.

00:25:09This really has to be your first step.

00:25:11Lex, I'm waiting.

00:25:13Coming.

00:25:14Sue, my black vibrator is somewhere in the top drawer.

00:25:16Just find it and use it.

00:25:19Wait, what does the black vibrator look like?

00:25:21It's black.

00:25:22It vibrates.

00:25:25Come on, Rod.

00:25:26Let's go to Sue's room.

00:25:29And don't come back until you have at least one orgasm.

00:25:42Hey, cutie!

00:25:44Cutie!

00:25:49Boozeye!

00:25:51Oh, yeah!

00:25:54Big.

00:25:56Big.

00:25:56Bang!

00:25:57Bang!

00:25:59Good boy.

00:25:59Straighten up.

00:26:01Good boy.

00:26:02Good boy.

00:26:04He knows over a hundred commands.

00:26:07I'm sorry.

00:26:08I can't see anything.

00:26:09That is not funny, Cheryl.

00:26:11What a bitch.

00:26:13Fortunately, when you're blind, you get used to things like that.

00:26:15Oh, shit.

00:26:17Oh, shit.

00:26:30What's wrong with this thing?

00:26:45What's wrong with this thing?

00:26:49Nice shot.

00:26:52What is wrong?

00:26:54It's a direct hit.

00:27:07Cheryl, what is wrong?

00:27:09Lexi, it's Jake.

00:27:12He was getting a blowjob by some pink-haired girl.

00:27:15For sure?

00:27:16I mean, I know I've been putting off having sex with him,

00:27:19so maybe it's my fault.

00:27:20That's no excuse. He's a dirtbag. How dare he?

00:27:23No, it's awful.

00:27:25I mean, I thought I was going to marry him.

00:27:33It's a text. It's from him.

00:27:35I can't bear myself to read it.

00:27:36Okay.

00:27:38He's looking for you.

00:27:39He wants to give you your birthday gift.

00:27:41Oh, I can't face him.

00:27:43I have to go. I'm going.

00:27:45No, you can't just leave.

00:27:47Well, I can't stay and just pretend like nothing happened.

00:27:50I mean, maybe I should confront him.

00:27:51No. He'll either deny it or admit and promise never to do it again.

00:27:55Either way, it's bullshit.

00:27:57I see only one option.

00:28:00I'm leaving.

00:28:01Revenge sex.

00:28:02Reve... I mean, what?

00:28:03What does that even mean?

00:28:04It means you find a guy,

00:28:05you screw his brains out,

00:28:07and you let Jake catch you.

00:28:11Revenge sex.

00:28:13Reve... I mean, what?

00:28:14What does that even mean?

00:28:14It means you find a guy,

00:28:16you screw his brains out,

00:28:17and you let Jake catch you.

00:28:18But he... I mean, he doesn't even care.

00:28:22He doesn't even care about me.

00:28:23I mean, why would...

00:28:23He's just into other girls.

00:28:25Trust me, he'll care.

00:28:27Seriously, this is the worst thing you can do to him.

00:28:30To his ego.

00:28:31To screw someone else

00:28:32when you've never even had sex with him.

00:28:35Especially if it's with someone smarter,

00:28:36better looking,

00:28:37and with a bigger dick.

00:28:40No, I couldn't.

00:28:42Plus, I mean, there's...

00:28:43There's no one smarter and better looking.

00:28:46Eric!

00:28:47He's perfect!

00:28:48Eric Hall?

00:28:49Are you kidding?

00:28:50I mean, he wouldn't even be into me.

00:28:52He likes your type.

00:28:54Really?

00:28:54And what type is that?

00:28:56Slutty.

00:28:58Yeah.

00:28:59Trust me, he's amazing.

00:29:00I fooled around with him once.

00:29:01He has this great tongue, right?

00:29:03Oh, no.

00:29:04I could never fool around

00:29:05with somebody you fooled around with.

00:29:07Okay, then.

00:29:08Fine.

00:29:08We will find someone else.

00:29:10Someone that I haven't...

00:29:12fooled around.

00:29:13Okay, what does it matter

00:29:17that I fooled around with him?

00:29:18I mean, it's like you're not gonna marry the guy.

00:29:21No, I just couldn't do it.

00:29:23Fine.

00:29:23If you want to live the rest of your life

00:29:25knowing that you had one chance

00:29:27to do the right thing,

00:29:28to make your boyfriend feel

00:29:29like a total, worthless piece of garbage

00:29:31and possibly even scar him

00:29:32with the rest of his existence

00:29:33and you chose not to do it,

00:29:35go ahead.

00:29:36But honestly,

00:29:37I don't know how you'll be able

00:29:38to live with yourself.

00:29:40I don't know.

00:29:43But honestly,

00:29:44I don't know how you'll be able

00:29:45to live with yourself.

00:29:47I don't know.

00:29:49Trust me.

00:29:50It's going to work.

00:29:51I will intercept Jake

00:29:57and get him upstairs.

00:30:00Hi, Cheryl.

00:30:01Okay, enough to chat.

00:30:03Oh, no.

00:30:03Hey.

00:30:15Happy birthday.

00:30:19Thanks.

00:30:20Have you guys seen Jake?

00:30:42So, happy birthday.

00:30:52Do you know that most people

00:30:53think that the happy birthday song

00:30:54was from Britain?

00:30:56But it's actually from us.

00:30:57U.S.

00:30:59America?

00:31:01United States?

00:31:03I know where we live.

00:31:04Right.

00:31:05Of course.

00:31:06Hey, Jesus, Erica,

00:31:18are you going to make your move

00:31:19or not?

00:31:20Oh, you want me to move?

00:31:21Yeah, no, I can totally move.

00:31:22I just...

00:31:23No, you're fine.

00:31:24Jake!

00:31:38So, Eric,

00:31:39do you want to do it or not?

00:31:41Oh, I'm sorry.

00:31:43It?

00:31:44What, um...

00:31:45It.

00:31:46Like, monkey boning

00:31:47and, like,

00:31:48pigs in a blanket

00:31:49get real nasty.

00:31:52Oh!

00:31:53Oh, you mean,

00:31:54like, uh,

00:31:55right now?

00:31:57I mean, well,

00:31:59yeah, you know,

00:32:00the sooner the better.

00:32:02Yeah, sure.

00:32:03I mean, yeah,

00:32:04of course.

00:32:04Um, I just never realized

00:32:06that you...

00:32:07I mean...

00:32:09whew.

00:32:11Uh...

00:32:11It's just...

00:32:14You're so...

00:32:16You're so beautiful.

00:32:19Okay, um...

00:32:19Hmm?

00:32:21Uh, no kissing.

00:32:22Right, um...

00:32:24Of course.

00:32:26Sorry.

00:32:29So, um...

00:32:30Do you want to unwrap me?

00:32:34Oh, wow.

00:32:34Uh, you're wrapped up

00:32:36like a Hot Pocket

00:32:36or leftover macaroni and cheese.

00:32:39Now that you're left over,

00:32:40you're not.

00:32:41Uh, you're fresh.

00:32:45Now that you're left over,

00:32:46you're not.

00:32:46Yeah, uh, you're fresh.

00:32:50Organic.

00:32:51Yep.

00:32:54So, the wrap.

00:32:55Right.

00:32:56Um...

00:32:57Where's the, uh...

00:32:59It's, uh, the end is...

00:33:01I just, like,

00:33:01right over here.

00:33:01Oh, yeah, here it is.

00:33:02I see it.

00:33:04Let me just, uh...

00:33:05Got it.

00:33:06Uh...

00:33:07Ow, ow, ow!

00:33:08Sorry, sorry, sorry.

00:33:09I, um...

00:33:10It's okay.

00:33:11Do it again.

00:33:12Sorry, I, uh...

00:33:15I bite my nails,

00:33:16so it's a little difficult.

00:33:17You know what?

00:33:18Let me just lay on the bed.

00:33:20Okay.

00:33:25Uh, let me just see.

00:33:29Oh, here it is.

00:33:30I got it.

00:33:31All right.

00:33:31It's, um, full of...

00:33:33Let me just...

00:33:34Oh, jeez.

00:33:38Uh, Cheryl, are you...

00:33:39Are you okay?

00:33:40Uh...

00:33:41Hey, Cheryl, are you okay?

00:33:47Oh, jeez.

00:33:52Well, that was stupid.

00:33:57Yeah.

00:34:03How you doing tonight?

00:34:05You having a good time?

00:34:06Yeah?

00:34:07You good?

00:34:07Jake!

00:34:08I think I saw Cheryl upstairs.

00:34:10What?

00:34:12I can't hear you.

00:34:14I need another beer.

00:34:15Chips are so damn salty.

00:34:17Jake!

00:34:17Sorry, we're...

00:34:18Upstairs.

00:34:20Yeah.

00:34:21Hold on.

00:34:21I'll take a piss.

00:34:23How much beer?

00:34:24How much beer?

00:34:24There you go.

00:34:24questions ever.

00:34:36Oh, ho, ho, ho.

00:34:37Ah, ha, ha!

00:34:38Ah, ha, ha!

00:34:39Ah.

00:34:40Ehh!

00:34:41Ah.

00:34:42Grat energy!

00:34:43Ah!

00:34:44Ah!

00:34:45Ah!

00:34:46Ah!

00:34:47Ah!

00:34:48Ah!

00:34:49Ah!

00:34:50Ah!

00:34:51Ah!

00:34:52Finally!

00:34:53I, ah, let me just get the blinds.

00:34:56Oh!

00:34:57No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

00:34:58Um, don't worry about it.

00:34:59What?

00:35:00I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.

00:35:04Oh.

00:35:05Well, okay.

00:35:06Okay.

00:35:07Well, okay.

00:35:08Okay.

00:35:22Finally.

00:35:23I, ah, let me just get the blinds.

00:35:26Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

00:35:28Um, don't worry about it.

00:35:30What?

00:35:31I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.

00:35:35Oh.

00:35:36Oh.

00:35:37Well, okay.

00:35:38Okay.

00:35:39Mm.

00:36:05What are you doing?

00:36:06Uh.

00:36:07I think it's time.

00:36:08You know.

00:36:09Do it.

00:36:10Um, not yet.

00:36:11More foreplay.

00:36:12Huh?

00:36:13Oh.

00:36:14Oh.

00:36:15Oh.

00:36:16Oh.

00:36:17Oh.

00:36:24What are you doing?

00:36:25Uh.

00:36:26I think it's time, you know, to do it.

00:36:32Um, not yet.

00:36:34More foreplay.

00:36:35Huh?

00:36:36Oh.

00:36:37Oh.

00:36:38Oh.

00:36:39Oh.

00:36:40Oh.

00:36:41Oh.

00:36:42Oh.

00:36:43Oh.

00:36:44Oh.

00:36:45Oh.

00:36:46Yep.

00:36:47Oh, my God.

00:36:48Jaw.

00:36:49Jaw.

00:36:50Jaw.

00:36:51Jaw.

00:36:52What?

00:36:53What?

00:36:54What?

00:36:55Ah.

00:36:56Ah.

00:36:57Ah.

00:36:58Lock jaw.

00:36:59Lock jaw.

00:37:00Lock jaw.

00:37:01Is that even a thing?

00:37:02I don't know.

00:37:03Ah.

00:37:04No, no, no, no.

00:37:07It's, uh, it's fine.

00:37:09I'm just, uh, embarrassed.

00:37:11I, it's probably TMJ or fracture, swollen.

00:37:17You sure you're OK?

00:37:19Yeah, yeah.

00:37:20I'm fine.

00:37:21OK, great.

00:37:22Have fun.

00:37:23Oh.

00:37:28Now.

00:37:29Now, let's do it now.

00:37:30No, no, not yet.

00:37:31Not yet.

00:37:32We're going.

00:37:33We are going to come.

00:37:34Alright, I'm going to come.

00:37:35I'm going to come.

00:37:37No, no, not yet.

00:37:38Not yet.

00:37:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:37:40No, no, not yet.

00:37:41Lexi.

00:37:42Lexi.

00:37:43Ooh.

00:37:44Fuck .

00:37:47No.

00:37:48No.

00:37:49Not yet.

00:37:50Lexi.

00:37:51Lexi.

00:37:52Uh, oh.

00:37:53Oh, I am so sorry.

00:37:54I am sorry.

00:37:55I am sorry.

00:37:56It's been a really long time and I just, I haven't.

00:37:59Oh, hey, Jake.

00:38:08How you doing?

00:38:10How's it going?

00:38:11Good.

00:38:12Eric?

00:38:13Eric, help me.

00:38:15I'm glad I can't see anything.

00:38:17Excuse me.

00:38:22Cheryl's in here.

00:38:27What's up, bro?

00:38:29What the fuck is this?

00:38:32Hey, wait!

00:38:34Lex, babe, still waiting.

00:38:43Oh, I'm sorry, I can't see, I'm blind.

00:38:47Damn it.

00:38:48I'm gonna save somebody to that bitch.

00:38:50Hey, you!

00:38:53You better stop making fun of the blind

00:38:54or I'm gonna teach you a lesson.

00:38:56Ow!

00:38:57I'm so sorry!

00:39:00I'll never make fun of the blind again.

00:39:03Oh, man.

00:39:15Oh, man.

00:39:27No more water balloons.

00:39:28This party's ass.

00:39:30This just isn't working on me.

00:39:40Nothing.

00:39:41What's the big deal about these vibrators, anyway?

00:39:42Watch out.

00:39:44I'm careful, man.

00:39:46The élect力 sticks.

00:39:48Spark it up.

00:39:49All right.

00:39:49Yes!

00:39:53Oh, man!

00:39:54I love this game!

00:39:55Where's the controllers?

00:39:56We got to play.

00:39:57Here, here, here.

00:39:58Okay, let me find another one.

00:39:59Okay, watch out.

00:40:02Whoa!

00:40:02Oh

00:40:17Hey, dude nice shot with me

00:40:25Whoa

00:40:32You found the grenade launcher nice nice

00:40:46Do you have the extra controller?

00:40:58Whoa

00:41:00You are the controller

00:41:02I just

00:41:04I didn't

00:41:06I swear I

00:41:16Hey Sue

00:41:18Where are you going man?

00:41:22It's okay um

00:41:24Hey Sue

00:41:26Hey

00:41:34Didn't you hear me calling you?

00:41:36Yeah I just needed to

00:41:38Um

00:41:40Listen

00:41:42Listen Sue I

00:41:44I was rethinking what I said earlier

00:41:46You were

00:41:48You were?

00:41:50You mean

00:41:52Yeah

00:41:54So you think we should give it a try?

00:41:56Could we go get a drink?

00:41:58Wow

00:42:00Wow

00:42:02Um

00:42:04Your toilet's really

00:42:06You know what I gotta go

00:42:08Um happy birthday

00:42:10No there wasn't I didn't

00:42:12Oh god never mind

00:42:16Are we the love?

00:42:18It's the end of the world

00:42:20Let's take it

00:42:22Let's take it

00:42:24This is the worst idea ever

00:42:26Never going to have sex

00:42:28Going to have sex

00:42:30Out

00:42:32Hello

00:42:34Hello

00:42:36A little attention here

00:42:38Oh yeah

00:42:40Sorry

00:42:52Lex

00:42:54Don't be selfish

00:42:56Oh right

00:42:58Sorry

00:43:00Don't be selfish

00:43:01All right

00:43:02Sorry

00:43:14Ugh

00:43:15Geez

00:43:16Who invented this stupid position anyway?

00:43:19Too much fucking multitasking

00:43:21Screw it

00:43:30Uh

00:43:34Ha ha ha

00:43:55Oh

00:43:56Oh

00:43:58Oh

00:44:00Oh, no, that was bad.

00:44:06That was so bad.

00:44:20Joanna, do you know a guy named JJ?

00:44:25I think that guy's name starts with a J.

00:44:27Hey, does your name start with a J?

00:44:34Yes, it does.

00:44:36So, you're JJ?

00:44:38Uh-oh.

00:44:57Hello. Welcome to 1-900-Confess. Would you like a priest or a nun today?

00:45:05A nun.

00:45:06Please punch in your credit card number.

00:45:13Please hold.

00:45:14Oh, my goodness.

00:45:181-900-Confession. How may I be of service?

00:45:21It's been one day since my last confession. I accuse myself of the following sins.

00:45:26One day.

00:45:29Ow!

00:45:34Is that too long?

00:45:35I would have come this morning, but it's my 18th birthday.

00:45:38Go on.

00:45:40Uh, okay. Well, I've been touching myself inappropriately.

00:45:43Well, actually, I didn't know a washing machine did.

00:45:46What's her problem?

00:45:48A washing machine touched her.

00:45:51Well, you know, I sat on a washing machine and, well...

00:45:54All right, freak. Time's up.

00:45:56What? But what do I do?

00:45:58Just unplug the thing.

00:45:59No, but I think I might have had an orgasm.

00:46:03Well, then be happy. You found the perfect man.

00:46:06I'm serious!

00:46:07Look, honey, you seem like a nice young lady, so...

00:46:11I'll tell you this.

00:46:14Masturbation isn't a sin.

00:46:16No contritions?

00:46:18You broke no covenant with God. It's not in the Bible.

00:46:22So, the washing machine could touch me anytime?

00:46:25Like, morning, afternoon, night?

00:46:28Yes, and other things can touch you.

00:46:31Accidental masturbation is not a sin.

00:46:33Neither is intentional masturbation.

00:46:35Huh. God's pretty cool that way.

00:46:39He sure is. Now run along.

00:46:44Wow. How do you know all that?

00:46:47Because I'm a nun.

00:46:49Now eat my pussy, bitch!

00:46:52Huh. Accidental masturbation.

00:46:54Who'd have thought?

00:46:55Revenge sex.

00:47:05What a stupid fucking idea.

00:47:07God, I'm getting out of here.

00:47:11Yeah, admit it.

00:47:12I've got no game.

00:47:14I guess I can scare you.

00:47:15I guess I'm a beautiful man.

00:47:17Fuckin' douchebag.

00:47:22Damn it.

00:47:24Now I have to get laid if it's the last thing I do.

00:47:27You go, girl.

00:47:29What?

00:47:31What are you doing here?

00:47:33We needed someplace private.

00:47:35But hey, listen.

00:47:36If you're serious about getting laid.

00:47:38Yeah?

00:47:38Do you want someone great?

00:47:40I mean, really.

00:47:42The best ever.

00:47:44No offense.

00:47:46Frank.

00:47:47The blind guy?

00:47:48Really?

00:47:49I'm telling you, he's amazing.

00:47:53I had food sex with him a few weeks ago.

00:47:55It was like nothing I've ever experienced before.

00:47:58It was like we used all our senses.

00:48:01Everything.

00:48:03If you're interested, I'll set it up.

00:48:06All right.

00:48:14What about him?

00:48:15Jeremy.

00:48:16Yeah, I know Jeremy.

00:48:18Hey, I think I fooled around with him once.

00:48:21I didn't know his last name, though.

00:48:23It's Jones.

00:48:25Jeremy Jones.

00:48:26This all makes sense.

00:48:28Excuse me.

00:48:30Jeremy.

00:48:32Hi.

00:48:32Hey.

00:48:33Who's on the phone?

00:48:35Oh, that's my new girlfriend.

00:48:36No meter.

00:48:37We'll have to be here in like an hour.

00:48:39Wait, you have a girlfriend?

00:48:53Oh.

00:48:55Hi, Frank.

00:48:56Sit.

00:48:56Oh, you meant...

00:49:01You meant the dog.

00:49:05Relax.

00:49:07You need to relax and calm down.

00:49:18Oh, I'm...

00:49:19I'm relaxed.

00:49:20I'm fine.

00:49:21And why are you biting your nail?

00:49:23I'm not.

00:49:26How did you know that?

00:49:30Corner.

00:49:34Sit.

00:49:36Roll over.

00:49:40Oh, you mean me.

00:49:44Roll over.

00:49:44Oh, you mean me.

00:49:49Oh, how do you...

00:49:50How do you want me to...

00:49:52Just lay down.

00:49:53I know it.

00:49:53Oh.

00:50:04Oh.

00:50:05Oh.

00:50:05I shouldn't even be doing this, but...

00:50:08Considering it a teachable moment.

00:50:10Okay.

00:50:14Oh.

00:50:17See me with your hands.

00:50:22All right.

00:50:23Uh...

00:50:23You know, I should really...

00:50:31I have a boyfriend, and I shouldn't be doing this.

00:50:33Really.

00:50:37Oh.

00:50:46Mmm, peanut butter.

00:50:47Oh.

00:50:48Oh.

00:50:49Oh.

00:50:50Oh.

00:50:51Oh.

00:50:52Oh.

00:50:53Oh.

00:51:02Frank.

00:51:03Oh.

00:51:07Oh, Frank.

00:51:23Oh, man.

00:51:24Oh.

00:51:24Oh, man.

00:51:25Oh, give me a chip.

00:51:27Oh, boy.

00:51:27Oh, give me a chip, old boy.

00:51:29Oh, give me a chip, old boy.

00:51:31No, ma'am. Dude, give me a chip.

00:51:34My chips, old boy.

00:51:36Dude, give me a chip, man.

00:51:37My chips.

00:51:38Dude, my chips.

00:51:39Give me a chip.

00:51:41My chips?

00:51:43Guys, why are you making such a mess?

00:51:46Sorry.

00:51:54It's just a case of accidental masturbation.

00:51:57That's all.

00:52:01Come on, let me do this. Go ahead.

00:52:03I got it.

00:52:04I got it.

00:52:04No, really, please. I want to help.

00:52:09Okay, everybody out.

00:52:11Leave. I have to back you.

00:52:26You're not even getting the chips.

00:52:27They're over here.

00:52:28I see some dust over here, so...

00:52:33It's just so much dust on this floor.

00:52:38It's a dirty floor.

00:52:40It's such a dirty, dirty floor.

00:52:44It's a dirty floor.

00:52:57Oh, no.

00:52:59Oh, no.

00:53:02Okay.

00:53:03Oh, yeah.

00:53:04Oh, all right.

00:53:05Oh, I think I got all that.

00:53:08I'm just gonna...

00:53:09I'll see how...

00:53:10Oh.

00:53:19Frankie.

00:53:21Oh my, oh.

00:53:22What was that?

00:53:23What?

00:53:24Ow, fucking shit.

00:53:26Man, we gotta smoke.

00:53:27Oh, we can smoke an email.

00:53:30Stop.

00:53:31Frank, stop teasing Frank.

00:53:33Oh, shit.

00:53:34Oh, shit.

00:53:35Sorry, man.

00:53:36We're just looking for a place to finish this roach.

00:53:38Oh, I heard something.

00:53:39You want to join us?

00:53:40Uh, no.

00:53:41Come on.

00:53:42You gotta do it.

00:53:43Come on.

00:53:44Seriously, guys.

00:53:45Where's your dog, man?

00:53:46What's it like being blinded?

00:53:47It's tripping.

00:53:52Frank?

00:53:53Frank, are we going to do something soon?

00:53:58Bro, you are too funny.

00:54:01Thanks, man.

00:54:03Oh, this is some good stuff.

00:54:04I haven't smoked since junior high.

00:54:06Dude, I haven't stopped smoking since junior high.

00:54:08Yeah.

00:54:09Wait, wait, wait.

00:54:10I feel like I was supposed to be doing something.

00:54:15Damn, I really can't remember.

00:54:16This is some good shit.

00:54:17Oh, no.

00:54:18You're the devil.

00:54:19No more.

00:54:20JJ, I'm Jeremy.

00:54:21You have to remember that amazing time we had together, don't you?

00:54:35Please.

00:54:36Lex, I can't.

00:54:37I mean, I got a girlfriend.

00:54:38I really like this girl.

00:54:39Fine.

00:54:40It's just so sad because I'm wearing this coupless bra.

00:54:41And I also have on crotchless panties with just a little string of pearl in front for extra stimulation.

00:54:47Oh.

00:54:48We've got like 30 minutes before she gets here.

00:54:49Perfect.

00:54:50Oh, no.

00:54:51Oh, no.

00:54:52I'm sorry.

00:54:53I'm sorry.

00:54:54I'm sorry.

00:54:55I'm sorry.

00:54:56Please.

00:54:57Lex, I can't.

00:54:58I can't.

00:54:59I can't.

00:55:00I can't.

00:55:01I can't.

00:55:02I can't.

00:55:03I can't.

00:55:04I can't.

00:55:05I can't.

00:55:06I can't.

00:55:07I can't.

00:55:08I can't.

00:55:09I can't.

00:55:10Oh.

00:55:11We've got like 30 minutes before she gets here.

00:55:16Perfect.

00:55:17Before she gets here.

00:55:18Perfect.

00:55:19Before she gets here.

00:55:20Perfect.

00:55:21Oh, yeah.

00:55:22I'm gonna do it.

00:55:23Let's do it.

00:55:24Fuck me.

00:55:25Fuck me now.

00:55:26No.

00:55:27No.

00:55:28No.

00:55:29No.

00:55:30No.

00:55:31No.

00:55:32No.

00:55:33No.

00:55:34No.

00:55:35No.

00:55:36No.

00:55:37No.

00:55:38Just der.

00:55:39topline is crazy!

00:55:41Oh, oh, what?

00:55:42What's wrong?

00:55:43I can't.

00:55:44I can't get it in.

00:55:45I'd try down there.

00:55:47It's like desert down there.

00:55:48It's sandpaper.

00:55:49It's just, OK,онite, it's like.

00:55:51like.

00:55:52Hmph.

00:55:53Just try again.

00:55:56No.

00:55:57Why is this happening?

00:55:59We pulled around before?

00:56:00I was dripping wet.

00:56:01I came like four times, remember?

00:56:03Just do what you did then.

00:56:05Go on.

00:56:06I already did my thing.

00:56:07I mean, I already tried.

00:56:09What?

00:56:10What is different this time?

00:56:12I don't know.

00:56:14Last time, I honestly don't even know what you're talking about.

00:56:20What?

00:56:22You're not JJ?

00:56:24But your name is Jeremy Jones.

00:56:26How can you not be JJ?

00:56:28Who the hell is this JJ?

00:56:31Where are you going?

00:56:32We're not done here.

00:56:34I can still do this.

00:56:35I just need a little bit of work.

00:56:37I can do this.

00:56:38I don't need JJ.

00:56:39I don't need anyone else.

00:56:40We can do this.

00:56:42Go team.

00:56:47What?

00:56:48Just keep going.

00:56:54Shit.

00:56:55Where's Jeremy?

00:56:57Uh, we were just, you know, coming here.

00:57:10Hey babe!

00:57:11Just working out!

00:57:16How could you, you bastard!

00:57:21You might wanna...

00:57:22What?

00:57:24What?

00:57:27Ah!

00:57:28Mariela!

00:57:30Mariela!

00:57:31You know those aren't mine!

00:57:33At least not all of them.

00:57:36What is wrong with you?

00:57:41What is wrong with you?

00:57:43It used to be so pure.

00:57:46Well, no more. That's it.

00:57:48Really, that's the last one.

00:58:13What is wrong with you?

00:58:19Cheryl!

00:58:24What is it?

00:58:25What are you doing down here?

00:58:27Waiting for everyone to leave so I can sneak out and get far, far away from here.

00:58:31What?

00:58:32Why?

00:58:33Nothing. Just this lying guy and his dog and...

00:58:37Honey, it's gonna be okay.

00:58:40No, it's not okay.

00:58:43God.

00:58:44And you know whose fault it is?

00:58:46I'm sorry.

00:58:47It's Jake's. Jake's fault.

00:58:49That lying, cheating bastard.

00:58:51Yes.

00:58:52He is such a dickwad. You need to confront him.

00:58:55Yeah.

00:58:56Yeah, I need to confront him.

00:58:58I mean, it's my birthday and where is he anyway?

00:59:01Like, why isn't he hanging out with me?

00:59:03You know, you just call him here and give him a big piece of your mind.

00:59:06Yeah, a big piece, a big old chunk of my mind, a big piece of it.

00:59:10Yeah.

00:59:12You know, you might wanna...

00:59:14You need to look hot while you break up with him.

00:59:16Yeah, you're right.

00:59:18Why am I wearing a sheet?

00:59:19No.

00:59:20No.

00:59:26I'm sorry.

00:59:27I'm sorry.

00:59:28I get shy around beautiful women like you.

00:59:33I got no game.

00:59:35It's not important.

00:59:41It's not important.

00:59:54Hey, um...

00:59:55Eric, I can't talk right now.

00:59:56No, no, no. I really need to talk to you.

00:59:59Really, Eric, I can't right now. Sorry.

01:00:01No, no, no, no.

01:00:02I just wanted to say I'm sorry about earlier.

01:00:04And I'm just embarrassed.

01:00:06And I wanna make it up to you.

01:00:08Eric, really?

01:00:09I don't care.

01:00:10It's fine.

01:00:11No, but I do.

01:00:12I mean, I do.

01:00:13I care.

01:00:15I haven't known how to tell you.

01:00:17Maybe because, I don't know, I'm a little shy.

01:00:20But I was wondering or hoping that we could go out sometime.

01:00:26Soon.

01:00:27Because I'm gonna be leaving for a little while.

01:00:29And it would be nice to go out with like...

01:00:31Really?

01:00:32Eric, you're shy.

01:00:33You have no game.

01:00:35Well, no.

01:00:36Not really.

01:00:38Yeah, no.

01:00:39I can't do this. Sorry.

01:00:44Okay.

01:00:45All right.

01:00:46I, uh...

01:00:49Happy birthday, then.

01:00:57I'm sorry.

01:00:58I was trying to kiss you.

01:00:59I'm sorry.

01:01:00I was trying to kiss you.

01:01:11Wow.

01:01:12Here I come, baby.

01:01:13Get ready for your big birthday surprise.

01:01:29Oh.

01:01:30Eric, stop.

01:01:31Um, we can't do this.

01:01:32Oh, god.

01:01:33Sorry.

01:01:34Oh, no, um...

01:01:35Honey, happy...

01:01:38What the fuck is this?

01:01:39Who the hell are you, dude?

01:01:41Okay, guys.

01:01:42Don't.

01:01:46Cheryl.

01:01:47Baby.

01:01:48What is this?

01:01:50Aw, gee, Cheryl.

01:01:51You're...

01:01:53I've been looking for you all night and you've been...

01:01:56Oh, man, no wonder I couldn't find you.

01:01:58You couldn't find me?

01:02:00What about all those girls' vaginas you were in

01:02:02or your penis getting sucked?

01:02:05Cheryl, honey.

01:02:06No, no.

01:02:07We can work this out.

01:02:08Baby, I love you.

01:02:09Jake, no.

01:02:10No, you have to go.

01:02:11Baby, I'll be faithful from now on, please.

01:02:12Nope.

01:02:13I promise.

01:02:14No, Jake.

01:02:15I can't do this.

01:02:16I'm sorry.

01:02:17Oh, Cheryl, come on.

01:02:18No, Jake, please.

01:02:19Just go.

01:02:20Just go.

01:02:21I'm sorry.

01:02:22You're a harmless bitch!

01:02:23How can you do it?

01:02:25Yay!

01:02:26You did it.

01:02:27I am so proud of you.

01:02:28You got your revenge sex.

01:02:29You've left him a mere shell of a man.

01:02:31Revenge sex?

01:02:33It's really not what it sounds like at all.

01:02:36Right.

01:02:38It all makes sense now.

01:02:41Wow.

01:02:42I feel really stupid.

01:02:44Eric, I'm really, I'm really sorry.

01:02:47Cheryl, I really liked you.

01:02:50And you used me.

01:02:52Eric, please don't go.

01:02:53Please, Eric!

01:02:55Aren't you happy?

01:02:58Well, no.

01:02:59That's not exactly how it's supposed to feel like.

01:03:01You mean the sex?

01:03:02Was it?

01:03:03Yeah?

01:03:04No, we didn't quite do it.

01:03:06Oh.

01:03:07You know, I couldn't seem to do it either.

01:03:08Really?

01:03:09I just never found the right guy.

01:03:11Or guys.

01:03:13Anyway.

01:03:14We better get downstairs.

01:03:15People are starting to leave.

01:03:16I wonder how Sue did.

01:03:24I can't believe she dumped me, man.

01:03:30This is bullshit!

01:03:31God!

01:03:32Oh!

01:03:33Oh!

01:03:34Oh!

01:03:35Dude, suck it!

01:03:36What the?

01:03:38Get out of here!

01:03:39Yeah!

01:03:40He has good hair, though.

01:03:45Don't you puke on me.

01:03:47Don't puke on my car, either.

01:03:49She's not my car, either.

01:04:02Oh, Sue, are you all right?

01:04:05Was it from sex?

01:04:07Did you pop your cork?

01:04:08I don't think so.

01:04:09Not with the guy, anyway.

01:04:11Oh, don't ask.

01:04:12Every possible object.

01:04:14It's like every mechanical thing.

01:04:16It was like Transformers.

01:04:18They just all became vibrators.

01:04:20Ha!

01:04:21I told you.

01:04:22It's addicting.

01:04:25So what about Chris?

01:04:26Well, last time I saw him, he was running away

01:04:28through your life.

01:04:29I told you he was gay.

01:04:30Oh.

01:04:31Well, I think I'm just...

01:04:33Oh, cramp.

01:04:36Oh.

01:04:37I think it's broken.

01:04:38So wait.

01:04:40None of us cashed an RV card.

01:04:46Oh, Joanna, you're so sweet.

01:04:47So I was gonna go grab some food.

01:04:50Can I go?

01:04:51No.

01:04:53I think...

01:04:55I think I should finish up here.

01:04:57Did you ever find that guy you were looking for?

01:04:59No.

01:05:01I don't know.

01:05:02For some reason, I just realized he needs to be my first.

01:05:06Or something.

01:05:07Why?

01:05:08Do you know him?

01:05:09Sort of.

01:05:10Oh.

01:05:11Well, hey, if you happen to run into him, just tell him I'd like to see him again.

01:05:21Love him.

01:05:22Shut it.

01:05:23I don't wanna hear it from you.

01:05:24You wanna get married.

01:05:25You wanna do it.

01:05:26It's okay.

01:05:27Never.

01:05:28Never...

01:05:29Um, no, no way.

01:05:59Oh, well, there's always next year.

01:06:25It's you.

01:06:34I've been waiting for you, J.J.

01:06:38Joanna.

01:06:55I've been waiting for you, J.J.

01:07:00I've been waiting for you, J.J.

01:07:09I've been waiting for you, J.J.

01:07:26I've been waiting for you, J.J.

01:07:31I've been waiting for you, J.J.

01:07:36I've been waiting for you, J.J.

01:07:41Wow.

01:07:42That's amazing.

01:07:45Yeah, I didn't know I had it in me.

01:07:48I guess something inspired me.

01:07:51He really captured his expression and his eyes.

01:07:55Yeah.

01:07:56Even that little callic he has in his hair.

01:08:00Whose?

01:08:01Eric's.

01:08:02Well, it's him, right?

01:08:04Oh.

01:08:07Yeah.

01:08:09I have to go see him.

01:08:12Well, I think you know what we should do.

01:08:291-900 confess.

01:08:31Sister Terese?

01:08:32Yeah, hon.

01:08:33Um, there was a problem with your credit card.

01:08:35I just need the last three numbers in the back.

01:08:38Oh, sure.

01:08:39It's 271.

01:08:42Um, sister, I know this isn't a confession,

01:08:44but can I ask your opinion on something?

01:08:47Do you think if you do something bad that God will forgive you?

01:08:51Like, take you back?

01:08:53Sure, hon.

01:08:54Why not?

01:08:55As long as you're on the right path.

01:08:58Well, how do you know if you're on that path?

01:09:00I always look for some kind of sign from the universe.

01:09:04Something to let me know that it's all gonna be okay.

01:09:08Sister?

01:09:10Can I get up now?

01:09:12I really gotta pee.

01:09:13No!

01:09:14Hush your trap!

01:09:17Okay, honey, I really need to get back to work,

01:09:19but call back any time.

01:09:21I will.

01:09:22Thanks.

01:09:26Sister?

01:09:27Shut up or I'll punish you hard, you shit fucker!

01:09:34Eric, wait!

01:09:35Cheryl?

01:09:36Eric, um, look, I am so sorry about everything.

01:09:40I was trying to have revenge sex with you at the beginning, but then at the end I wasn't.

01:09:46I just didn't want to do that with you.

01:09:47I just didn't want to do that with you.

01:09:48The revenge part, not the sex part.

01:09:49Um, I, I do want to go out with you.

01:09:53And I didn't realize that until this morning.

01:09:54I mean, you're a completely different guy than Jake is, and he's all over these pink

01:09:56hair.

01:09:57Eric!

01:09:58Eric!

01:09:59Eric!

01:10:00Come on, I gotta get going.

01:10:01Oh.

01:10:02Wow.

01:10:03I just didn't want to do that with you.

01:10:06The revenge part, not the sex part.

01:10:09Um, I, I do want to go out with you.

01:10:14And I didn't realize that until this morning.

01:10:17I mean, you're a completely different guy than Jake is,

01:10:20and he's all over these pink hair.

01:10:21Eric!

01:10:23Come on, I gotta get going.

01:10:25Oh, wow.

01:10:27Cheryl, this is my sister Tina.

01:10:30Tina, Cheryl.

01:10:32Hi.

01:10:33Nice to meet you.

01:10:37Uh, so, um, do you mind if I call you in a few days

01:10:42when I get back?

01:10:44Yeah, sure.

01:10:50Oh.

01:10:52Sorry, no kissing, right.

01:10:53No, kissing.

01:10:54Oh.

01:10:55Mm.

01:11:02Hey, did you ever, uh, get those flowers I sent you?

01:11:14I, I don't even care that you hooked up a plexi.

01:11:17Wait, what?

01:11:19I never did that.

01:11:20I mean, you don't have to lie about it.

01:11:21She told me all about your pierced tongue.

01:11:23She must have me mixed up with someone else.

01:11:27I wonder who it was.

01:11:29At least this birthday's over.

01:11:30She must have me mixed up with someone else.

01:11:32I wonder who it was.

01:11:33At least this birthday's over.

01:11:55Dear Lord, please forgive me.

01:12:09I mean, if you could just, I don't know,

01:12:13like, send me a sign.

01:12:14Oh.

01:12:44Excuse me. Excuse me. Do you know where the church is? It's on Bountain Street.

01:12:50Um, yeah, that's the church I go to. Or used to go to.

01:12:54Um, it's straight up that way and then left.

01:12:57Thank you. You're more than welcome to come with me if you like.

01:13:02Oh, well, I don't know.

01:13:11Well, that's pretty powerful.

01:13:14Oh, 250 horsepower, 225 pounds of torque.

01:13:19Like I said, you're more than welcome to hop on.

01:13:23I don't think so. But thanks.

01:13:26What's your name? Sue. What's yours?

01:13:29Jesus.

01:13:31Really?

01:13:35Maybe I could use the ride.

01:13:44Maybe I could use the ride.

01:13:53Okay?

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