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00:00Welcome back my candy hearts and paper flowers
00:07Wow, that sure could have gone better, but I'm sure the next adventure will be less
00:16What?
00:20Hey, Ragatha, can you help me count my eggs before they hatch?
00:24Oh, yeah, of course.
00:25Wait, what?
00:26Looks like that oh-so-positive Ragatha charm is starting to wear off, huh?
00:37Hmm...
00:38Hmm...
00:40Looks like this one was a home run, eh?
00:42Oh, Zubal, you mismatched cash piano, I'll tear you the face!
00:46Instructive criticism would be greatly appreciated
00:48But never acknowledged
00:50That's it! Everybody besides Zubal, get over here!
00:54Everyone, I'm going to pitch to you some future adventure ideas
01:00And I'm going to ask you to give me your honest opinions on them
01:04I was gonna sleep
01:05Alright, so I've got an adventure where you all tour my amazing magic chocolate factory
01:10And get killed off one by one from OSHA violations
01:12One where a sentient cardiovascular system goes to war against the United States military
01:17And one where you have to survive in a post-apocalyptic nuclear wasteland
01:21With a telepathic talking dog who's mean to you the whole time
01:24What do you think?
01:28Uh... I don't know
01:30They all sound a little... dark?
01:33I can't tell a compelling story where nothing bad happens
01:36Where's the intrigue? The stakes?
01:39Not to mention the sex appeal
01:41What are you talking about?
01:43You know, you could always try the suggestion box again
01:47I honestly didn't hate the last one we did with it
01:49You... didn't hate it?
01:52It was kind of refreshing doing something grounded in reality
01:54Yeah, I really didn't mind that one either
01:58Uh, what about the rest of you?
02:00I very much did not enjoy that one in the place
02:03And if we ever do anything even close to that again
02:06I'm getting violent and I'm going to kill Ragatha
02:09Well, how am I gonna please everybody if you all like different things?
02:14Maybe just keep your adventures open at all times
02:16And let us do whatever we want when we want
02:19Are you hearing this, Bubble?
02:20The Toybox character wants us to leave the other intelligent AIs
02:24To run for a prolonged period of time
02:27Disgusting!
02:28Am I not supposed to be hearing you?
02:30Zippy!
02:32What did you even zip up? I don't have a mouth
02:35Okay, well, how about this?
02:37We'll do a lightning round
02:39Going through all the suggestions in the suggestion box in rapid succession
02:43And if you don't like one, you can all vote to skip it
02:47What? Like, now?
02:49That's right!
02:50So grab your bones and pop your pansies
02:52Cause here we go!
02:54Did we just finish an adventure?
02:56Oh wait, I know what this is
03:03Oh, I swear to God
03:05If this is one of your suggestions
03:07Hi, everyone
03:09In today's episode of Poach Everything
03:12I'm going to be hunting the critically endangered
03:15Red Ribbon Rhinoceros
03:17Ah, just like Mom used to make
03:21Oh my God
03:31Ah, delicious meat
03:34One down, four to go
03:36Alright, I'm calling a vote
03:38Let's skip this one
03:39And also make Jax a vegan for the rest of the day
03:42You can't do that
03:43What do you mean you can do that?
03:47Sorry, Jax, democracy has spoken
03:49Democracy sucks
03:52Wait, what?
03:56Why me?
03:57I thought a position of power suited you
04:00Oh my God, are these all going to be Jax's ideas?
04:02Well, Miss President
04:08It looks like there are some new developments
04:10In the ongoing war between Australia and New Zealand
04:12We may need to take in some refugees
04:15What do you think?
04:16How do you know what to do?
04:19What?
04:20Didn't you get the brief?
04:21I am just being here
04:24You're doing great, Pomni
04:25Come down here for a sec
04:27We all got briefs on our characters
04:31I'm your assistant
04:33Is that a baby head lamp?
04:38Didn't you get one too?
04:39I figured we were all on the same page here
04:41But if not, you're going to have to tap into those golden improv skills
04:44I'm sorry, what?
04:47Oh yeah, I didn't give you one
04:48Because I wanted to see what you do
04:49Thanks, Jax
04:51Appreciate it
04:52I'm not Jax
04:54I might
04:57I'm an Australian extremist
04:59And I've come to detonate this bomb
05:00That'll release all the world's deadliest spiders into
05:03Did I pick a bad time?
05:10His acting is phenomenal
05:12It's hard to believe he's vegan
05:14Why wouldn't the president have a bomb squad?
05:17Don't worry, President Pomni
05:19I believe you can do this
05:20There's centipedes in there too
05:22Just be sure you know what you're doing
05:24Okay, well, which wire do I cut?
05:27Follow your heart
05:28You stay out of this
05:29Shouldn't you be arrested or something?
05:31Hey, I'm on your side here
05:32You're literally not
05:34Come on, just pick your favorite color
05:35Like the red one?
05:38I'd personally go with blue
05:39Blue's my favorite color
05:41It being closest to black and all
05:43Wouldn't black be your favorite color then?
05:47Well, no
05:48There's no black wire
05:49Hi, I'm a New Zealand extremist
05:53And I don't know what New Zealanders threaten people with
05:59What is this?
06:16I don't like this
06:17Can it?
06:18At least we finally have one that's by someone else
06:20Yeah, there's nothing more fun than being back in school
06:22Just give it a chance, Jax
06:25Geez
06:26There's nothing wrong with your suggestion
06:28How did you know this was my suggestion?
06:29Can you believe this, Pomni?
06:30First she draws anime
06:31Now she drags us all into one
06:32She must be one of them
06:33Uh, how did you know this was my suggestion?
06:35Can you believe this, Pomni?
06:36First she draws anime
06:37Now she drags us all into one
06:38She must be one of them, uh, losers
06:41You threw me out of a moving truck
06:43All right, class
06:44Today we're gonna learn the popular foreign language known as
06:47English
06:48This is boring
06:49I vote we skip it
06:50Shut up
06:51For me, I'm not sure
06:52I'm not sure
06:53I'm not sure
06:54I'm not sure
06:55I'm not sure
06:56I'm not sure
06:57I'm not sure
06:58I'm not sure
06:59I'm not sure
07:00I'm not sure
07:01I'm not sure
07:02I'm not sure
07:03I'm not sure
07:04I'm not sure
07:05Let's skip it
07:06Shut up, we're not skipping it
07:07Slice of life animes are the worst ones
07:09It's embarrassing
07:11I mean
07:12I guess it's not as embarrassing as that time Gangle took an anime figure and
07:16Actually yeah, we can skip it, that's fine
07:18No, let's skip this one
07:29Are we just chilling for this one?
07:32Can I finally relax?
07:33I guess so
07:34I guess so
07:35But I prefer a little bite to my adventures
07:38How?
07:39Then why don't you help yourself to a sandwich?
07:43Here
07:44Thanks
07:47Do you think Gangle is actually capable of being happy?
07:52What?
07:53I don't know, like her comedy mask still breaks every day
07:56Does she think hanging out with Zubal is gonna magically fix that?
08:00Maybe, she just doesn't wanna hang out with someone who's mean to her all the time
08:03She likes when I'm mean to her though
08:06I didn't think you cared about what other people like
08:10I just...
08:11No, yeah, you're right, I don't
08:13Do you have any actual friends?
08:18Not anymore
08:22Oh, oh, oh wait, no
08:24I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about that
08:26That wasn't meant to be
08:27Uh...
08:28Uh...
08:29Hey, Kinger!
08:31Did you see the fireflies all the way over there?
08:34What was that about?
08:38It's nothing
08:40Who cares?
08:41Doesn't she get on your nerves sometimes?
08:45I mean, she's nice to everyone
08:48I don't know, I just...
08:49I think she tries way too hard
08:52Like, we're stuck in...
08:54Why are you always pretending everything's always fine?
08:57Like, if you tell someone they're loved and appreciated every day
09:00It just...
09:01Kinda loses all meaning
09:03It just feels like she's trying to take advantage of you, you know?
09:07I don't know
09:08Also, she's dumb and she looks weird
09:13I think we all look weird
09:15Excuse you!
09:16This is what peak male performance looks like
09:18My ears and tail are kind of the pinnacle of masculinity
09:23You don't have a tail?
09:24What are you talking about?
09:25Yes, I do
09:27It's...
09:28What the...
09:29Where's my tail?
09:30How long have I not had my tail?
09:31I have never seen you with a tail
09:34When would that...
09:36Have even...
09:39They look happy
09:41They do...
09:42Don't they?
09:44I think after this...
09:45Maybe...
09:46We could...
09:47Wait a minute!
09:48That's a bad thing!
09:49Explain to Daddy Bubble how bad thing!
09:51I think that...
09:52Don't say that...
09:53I think...
09:54They're enjoying the suggestion box adventures more than the me adventures!
09:57What should I do?
09:58You should die!
09:59You should throw a...
10:00F***ing beach party!
10:01Why do you swear now?
10:03Forget it, let's go to an intermission!
10:05Two-
10:28Gracias por ver el video.
10:58Gracias por ver el video.
11:28Gracias por ver el video.
12:30A supermarket? How'd you end up here?
12:33Well, I sometimes got bored of things, and I would seek out mild thrills like exploring abandoned buildings, you know, and posting videos of it online.
12:46Ah, a YouTuber.
12:48Not really. Nobody watched them. It was just something I did for me.
12:55I sometimes did that. I wouldn't record it, though. Here's your Cosmo.
12:59Ah, thanks.
13:00Hiding something.
13:01You'd know all about that, wouldn't you? What's your story, then?
13:04Ah, I thought you'd never ask.
13:06Well, after my lung cancer diagnosis, me and my junkie associate from a chemistry class I used to teach started...
13:12I figured. How about you, Gangl?
13:13Hey, I wasn't done!
13:14If you're gonna make s*** up, at least be creative about it. I know what you're referencing.
13:19Was that a reference to something?
13:21Uh, I worked in fast food.
13:25You've done more than that. What about your art?
13:27I was in community college for graphic design, but I dropped out. I didn't really pursue art much after that.
13:36Hey, I'm always down to make art together if you want.
13:38Oh! I didn't know you were an artist, too, Zubal!
13:41Uh, yeah, I was a tattoo artist for a couple years.
13:44A bartender and a tattoo artist? You're killing me here, Zuby!
13:48What do you mean when you say that? Do you have, like, an actual point, or are you just talking?
13:54I'm just having fun. I forgot you hate fun.
13:57Fun isn't the thing I hate.
14:00I guess I'll go now. Oh, jeez, where to start?
14:04Um, I was born into a fairly wealthy family. We had a large property with horses and chickens and my mother...
14:12Uh, well, my mother was... a lot.
14:16Uh, I worked in real estate for a bit until I ended up... here.
14:21I'm sure she doesn't miss me.
14:26I certainly don't miss the yelling... and the braiding... and... guilt tripping... and the...
14:34Yeah! Just kind of a farm girl. Nothing too out of the ordinary.
14:42And no point in asking King her, because there's no way he remembers anything.
14:46Never better!
14:47Do you guys know about his wife?
14:51Huh?
14:51My what?
14:53Oh.
14:59What?
15:02That's disappearing, guy. That's just what he does.
15:05I see. From a previous adventure?
15:09Yeah, God, Pomni. You didn't know that?
15:12I'm ignoring you.
15:13By the way, Pomni. Sorry about the whole president thing. I just thought it'd be funny.
15:19Uh, are... are... are you apologizing? What's happening?
15:23Just ignore him.
15:24Uh... apology accepted, I guess.
15:29Wow, the first steps of a budding friendship. Right, Ragatha?
15:33Uh, hey, Pomni. Remember when Kofmo smashed me against the walls and I got all jumbled up?
15:42All things considered, that was pretty funny, right?
15:46No... not really.
15:49Oh, yeah. Yeah, no. Sorry. That was probably pretty traumatic for you.
15:53Oh, remember when you got high at McDonald's and told Gangle to kill herself?
15:57No, that was funny.
15:59What? I... I did not say that. I... I think...
16:02No, no, of course I didn't. I...
16:04And I am still so, so sorry about that, Gangle.
16:07I would never have said anything like that if I didn't get that stupid sauce in my eye.
16:13Jeez, Raggy, just let yourself be mean sometimes. It's funny.
16:17Yeah, constantly tormenting Gangle's really funny, Jax.
16:20You guys all take this place way too seriously.
16:23What? What is this? Why'd you do that?
16:29Can you get that thing away from me?
16:32Are you afraid of corn?
16:34No. Who's afraid of corn?
16:38I'm bored! Let's go to the next adventure!
16:40You're not even a part of...
16:42It's softball, ladies and gentlemen!
16:47Oh, we're doing this now?
16:49Beautiful night for a game, right, Bubble?
16:51Aaargh!
16:53We've got the Big Tops playing against the Evil Big Tops!
16:58Sup f*** as I'm Evil Tomni!
17:01I'm Evil Rag Fridays!
17:04Ha ha ha ha!
17:05Coach Dictatorer here!
17:07Hi, guys. I'm Evil Jax.
17:10Evil Orcs Man reporting today.
17:12I'm 되�azool!
17:14Yiba doobadabadoobadaba d Sta...
17:16That wasn't in my suggestion.
17:18Why don't I get an Evil clone?
17:19But first, let's welcome our special guest, here to sing the American National Anthem.
17:31Jose.
17:32All right, team. I may not know what's going on, or who is going on, or when is going on, or why is going on, but I do know where is going on.
17:55And it's out on that field, so let's go break some tailbones, team.
18:00Hey, guys. I hope we all have a fun game, no matter who ends up winning.
18:07I want to kill that guy.
18:10Well, hello, stupid Gatha. I hope you're ready to get completely annihilated.
18:17Nobody loves you and you're going to die someday.
18:21We can't exactly die. It's like the whole thing here.
18:27What the fuck?
18:28Huh? Huh, check this shit out.
18:32You're out, dumb shit!
18:34Damn it.
18:35Ha! Get owned!
18:37Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
18:39Ah, she's cool.
18:42Wait, what's that?
18:48What the heck?
18:50Who did this?
18:52You!
18:52Jax! You're up to bat!
18:58I can't, don't, well, no, I, I, I, why, look, why this, though?
19:01Seems fitting for you, though. I figured you'd be into this.
19:04What does that mean? What's that supposed to mean?
19:06I'm just having fun. I forgot you hate fun.
19:08I don't want to wear this!
19:10I have never seen you this upset about something.
19:17Jax!
19:18Bat!
19:18I'm gonna kill you when this is over.
19:23Let's see what you're made of.
19:25Shut up!
19:26Don't worry. I think you look good.
19:28I don't want to hear that! I want you dead!
19:31Well, I guess there's no more ball. We're done.
19:38Wait! I got this!
19:41Hmm.
19:43Hey!
19:43Sorry, Zubel. It's just the perfect regulation softball size.
19:47We're not playing baseball here.
19:54I'm not doing this anymore.
19:56Wait! Jax! What about wear is going on?
20:01I can't believe I hit it right to her.
20:03I'm supposed to be better than that.
20:06Sorry.
20:08I should be a better sport.
20:10Not to, like, agree with Jax or anything,
20:13but there's nothing wrong with showing your negative emotions.
20:16That's pretty normal.
20:19I don't know.
20:20I don't want to be a jerk or anything.
20:23I think we all need to be a jerk sometimes.
20:27Maybe.
20:27Maybe.
20:28Who knows?
20:31Cain! We need a ball here!
20:36Whoa! Oh!
20:39Jax! We have a ball now!
20:41What are you doing?
20:42Ugh! See ya!
20:48Whoops! I missed!
20:51Oh darn! I'm out!
20:52Having fun?
20:57Oh, you know it.
21:00Oh look!
21:01Gangl's up to bat.
21:02How do you think this is gonna go?
21:04Would you stop trying to force her to act like you?
21:06Oh yeah.
21:07I should force her to be happy all the time instead, right?
21:09Well, it's better than turning her into some insensitive jerk who deflects everything.
21:13I can think for myself, guys.
21:16Hey, I ain't forcing anything on ya.
21:18And then you just act like you never do anything wrong and everybody loves you,
21:21when in reality you just f*** everything up for everyone else!
21:25Okay, let's like calm down a bit.
21:28What?
21:28You're the one who said it's fine to be a jerk sometimes!
21:31Ugh.
21:32I'm sorry, Pomni.
21:34That wasn't very cool of me.
21:36I-It's fine.
21:38No apologies for me?
21:40This is so sad.
21:43I'm sorry, Jax.
21:45For-
21:46For bringing up that thing earlier.
21:55So!
21:56You wanna...
21:58Talk?
21:59About that?
22:00I'm in a maid outfit.
22:02What do you think?
22:04Hmpf!
22:05So, how's the game going?
22:07Great!
22:08Gangle hit a homerun!
22:10Really?
22:11Yeah, your instructions helped me a lot.
22:14Huh.
22:15Heh heh.
22:16Can you give me my eye back?
22:18Joke's on you!
22:19I've already forgotten what you're talking about!
22:23Buh!
22:24Wowee!
22:26Another homerun!
22:28God damn it!
22:30What?
22:31Uh...
22:31Okay?
22:33Nice going, Zubo!
22:35Alright, Pomni.
22:36You're up!
22:37Hey, Ragatha.
22:39You wanna bat for me instead?
22:40Oh!
22:41Uh...
22:41I guess I could.
22:44If you really don't want to.
22:45Think of it as a second chance to show him who's boss.
22:49Huh.
22:50Yeah.
22:51Uh...
22:59Bazaoui Zuiwa!
23:01Another homerun!
23:02And that makes three homeruns in a row!
23:04The Big Tops win!
23:06Uh...
23:07That's...
23:08Not how softball works.
23:10Well, that's how my softball works!
23:11We're done!
23:12Hooray!
23:13No!
23:14Ugh!
23:15F***, man!
23:15We didn't even get to bat!
23:21You did it, Ragatha!
23:24We won!
23:25Uh...
23:25I mean...
23:26I guess...
23:27Good job!
23:29Whatever you did.
23:31Huh?
23:31Uh...
23:32Oh, yeah.
23:32Good job, team.
23:34Huh?
23:35Oh, cool.
23:36I'm not a vegan anymore.
23:38Oh, hey!
23:40Wait, what are you...
23:41Why is going on?
23:45Well, I hope we all learned that suggestion box ideas are actually not fun at all, and Kane's ideas are much better!
24:00Well, some of them were pretty okay.
24:02I kind of liked the low-stakes ones.
24:04I thought the first two were awesome.
24:06The rest...
24:07Eh.
24:08Oh, yeah, Pomni.
24:10I can show you that thing in the hall I was talking about.
24:12Uh, oh, yeah.
24:12Sure.
24:15Ugh.
24:23Oh, yeah.
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