Hitpig (2024)

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يجد صائد الجوائز الخنزير نفسه يتجول حول العالم مع فيل حر الروح كان ينوي أسره.

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00:06:29Okay, enough with the dancing, cast your eyes to the heavens, the one and only, me!

00:06:46People of the people of the earth, I present to you, the otherworldly, leaping lord of the leotard!

00:06:57Drum roll!

00:06:59Here we go!

00:07:27Oh, blast you, pickles!

00:07:57Contempt!

00:07:58Contempt!

00:07:58A billion dollar dynasty, flushed down a crapper by the leaping lord of the lunatics!

00:08:03Hey, six generations of animal apps are not ending with me!

00:08:08Okay, rehearsal's over!

00:08:10Everyone out!

00:08:11Rotating!

00:08:19Tricks and Elmo's poderia!

00:08:21Ew, wait, two, Sweden!

00:08:23I'm a real wild one!

00:08:25I'm just out of school, like a good, real cool, gotta dance, man, cool, got a message that I gotta feel wild one!

00:08:26Well, how can I wanna be a wild one?

00:08:30Well, the heavens start at school, like a real, real cool, gotta dance, run, harus a message that I gotta feel wild one!

00:08:36Oh yeah, I'm a wild one

00:08:39Gonna break it loose

00:08:43Gonna keep on moving wild

00:08:45Cause maybe I'm gonna be a wild child

00:09:06Escaped pet alert

00:09:08Escaped pet alert

00:09:10Hey Gordon Hamsey

00:09:12Shall I keep saying escaped pet alert?

00:09:15Gordon Hamsey

00:09:16I get it

00:09:17Cause I'm a pig that cooks

00:09:18That's the best you got, huh?

00:09:19Chef

00:09:20Boar

00:09:20Arty

00:09:20Stye

00:09:21Theory

00:09:22Wolfgang

00:09:22Pig

00:09:23Hilarious

00:09:24Who says computers can't be funny?

00:09:26Not me

00:09:26Oh wait, yeah, no, it is me

00:09:27I say computers can't be funny

00:09:29Zoo surveillance caught an animal rights activist

00:09:32Freeing the koala

00:09:33Leticia

00:09:35Our paths cross again

00:09:37Catch van, to the land down under

00:09:39We'll check the out back, the front back, the inside out, and the upside down

00:09:43Activate propulsion boosters

00:09:45Activated

00:09:46Weapon systems online

00:09:49Locked and loaded

00:09:52And pump up the rock and roll

00:10:05Greatness is so close

00:10:13I can smell it, Pickles

00:10:15The eyes of too many lords and ladies are looking down on me

00:10:20They said I didn't fit in

00:10:22That I was an untalented tubby failure

00:10:25That I'll never leap into anything but an all-you-can-eat buffet table

00:10:29And while I do love a complimentary Vegas buffet

00:10:32I mean, who doesn't?

00:10:33I'll show them what I'm capable of

00:10:36Mummy and daddy dazzled audiences

00:10:38Riding lions through hoops of fire

00:10:41Grandmama was blasted from a howitzer cannon

00:10:44Over a swimming pool filled with hungry sharks

00:10:47My dearest uncle was a bullfighter

00:10:50And not with a red cape

00:10:52He fought them with his fists

00:10:54You see, to have the next great animal act

00:10:58Is my destiny

00:11:00Oh, elephant snot

00:11:23I lock you up because I love you so much

00:11:34I mean, I don't know what I'd do

00:11:36If anything ever happened to you, Pickley-Poo

00:11:40Who would catch me then?

00:11:43Oh, get real, alligator arms

00:11:46I know you're a crocodile

00:11:48It's just a figure of speech

00:11:50Now eat your lunch

00:11:53Open it yourself

00:11:57I gave her your dog food

00:12:05You doggies missed your cue on stage

00:12:07And I know you're laughing at me behind my back

00:12:09I just can't prove it yet

00:12:10No food for you

00:12:12Hey, don't worry guys

00:12:22I'm gonna get us out of here

00:12:23You'll be free soon and I...

00:12:26I can find my family

00:12:28Door ajar

00:12:37Door ajar

00:12:39Door closed

00:12:40Hooray

00:12:41You did it

00:12:42Don't you have a stealth mode

00:12:44Or a shut-up mode

00:12:44Or something?

00:12:47Croc

00:12:48Oh

00:12:49No guns

00:12:54No nuns

00:12:55No little ones

00:12:55Hey, keep an eye on that

00:12:59Would you, sister?

00:13:04Alright, koala

00:13:05Where are you?

00:13:05Here, koala, koala, koala

00:13:11Bingo, dingo

00:13:18Thought I smelled bacon

00:13:21Let's go, koala

00:13:22Not going back there, hitpig

00:13:24You escaped

00:13:25I had to escape

00:13:26Do you know who comes to bedding zoos?

00:13:29Kids?

00:13:29Yeah, kids

00:13:30Filthy, slimy, sticky, smelly kids

00:13:34They wipe their snotty noses

00:13:36Then pet me with those same tiny hands

00:13:39They're disgusting

00:13:40Ah, you got a little something stuck to the back of your head

00:13:43Whoa, that's gonna leave a bald spot

00:13:46I love a goon bag

00:13:47Cute little cheela

00:13:49If you pet the fur, I'll drop kick you to whoop whoop

00:13:52Whoop

00:13:53Whoop

00:13:54Whoop

00:13:55Whoop

00:13:56Whoop

00:13:57Oh, boy

00:13:58Whoop

00:14:01I never asked for this adorable face, hitpig

00:14:05I don't want to be cute

00:14:06I'm not cute

00:14:08Hey

00:14:09Hey

00:14:10Don't take me back

00:14:14Hey, I got a job to do

00:14:16Get another job

00:14:18Look, this is the only job I know how to do

00:14:20Animals are meant to be free

00:14:22Get a taste of my world famous pork chop

00:14:25Hi-ya

00:14:26Your, uh, shoes untied

00:14:28That's right

00:14:37Go wee-wee-wee

00:14:40All the way home

00:14:42Ah, son of a beach nut

00:14:45Thank you, sister

00:14:47You are one bad habit

00:14:48I know

00:14:50Forgive me

00:14:51Thanks, mate

00:14:53Ten thousand dollar-y-dos

00:14:54I hope someone turns you into a ham steak one day, hitpig

00:15:00Put a little ring of pineapple on you and stab you with a fork

00:15:03Thanks, mate

00:15:04This is no life for you all

00:15:15I wish I could free you

00:15:20Famous panda walks off popular kung fu set

00:15:27Says eight films is enough

00:15:29Oh, man, I like those films

00:15:32Animal rights activist

00:15:34Leticia dos Anjos

00:15:36Freeze tigers from Las Vegas show

00:15:39Oh, man, I like that show, too

00:15:41I don't get it

00:15:44Wait a minute

00:15:47You want me to call back critter labor

00:15:51Leticia

00:15:51To free you

00:15:53Brilliant

00:15:54By golly, I've never done anything important in my life

00:15:58That changes today

00:16:00We're almost free

00:16:02I can feel it

00:16:04I can feel it

00:16:04Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

00:16:06There you're looking good

00:16:07A super cock-a-doodle-do

00:16:11Oh, man, now that is a catchphrase

00:16:23You know what?

00:16:24Maybe I could try something like that

00:16:25You know, like a super oinkity boinkity boink

00:16:29Ah, who asked you, Henry?

00:16:33Welcome to King's Shadow War A Day

00:16:36The show where our contestants have five minutes to make a delicious meal from the ingredients we provide

00:16:42Yeah, boy!

00:16:44Oh, another great catchphrase

00:16:45You know, I could win that

00:16:47When pigs fly

00:16:49Oh, come on

00:16:49A pig can dream, can't he?

00:16:51Incoming call

00:16:52Incoming call

00:16:53Ugh, will you leave me alone, Morticia?

00:16:56It's Leticia

00:16:57And are you proud of yourself for messing up all those poor animals' lives?

00:17:02Locking them away like they were criminals?

00:17:04Yeah, because they escaped

00:17:05They should never have been captured at all

00:17:07Hey, it's just business

00:17:08You set them free

00:17:09I bring them home

00:17:10You're such a pig

00:17:12And that's all the time I need it

00:17:14Need it for what?

00:17:15Gain access to your bank account and take three, two, one

00:17:19All your money, sucker

00:17:21What?

00:17:22No

00:17:23No, no, no, no, no, no

00:17:25Thank you for your donations

00:17:26No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

00:17:29It's dirty money

00:17:31And it needs to be used for good

00:17:33I'm good, I'm super good, I'm so good

00:17:35I'm off to free an elephant

00:17:36Thanks for the money

00:17:38Ciao

00:17:39Oh, come on

00:17:45Hey

00:17:53Did someone call for a rescue?

00:17:56Not sure I can locate your family

00:17:58But I can get you home to India

00:18:00Anywhere is better than here

00:18:02Don't worry, poodles

00:18:03I'll be back for you guys soon

00:18:05I'm free

00:18:09I'm going home

00:18:12Supper time

00:18:16But not for you

00:18:21What the elephant?

00:18:30Someone pilfered pickles

00:18:33Who steals elephants?

00:18:37I mean, besides me

00:18:38Hit pig

00:18:43Lost your dog

00:18:44You called the right hog

00:18:45How can I help you?

00:18:46Aha

00:18:46Bounty hunter

00:18:48I hear you're the best

00:18:50At least that's what it says in your ad

00:18:52Uh, who are you?

00:18:54Oh, I don't know

00:18:55Maybe I'm only the leapin' lord of the leotard

00:18:58And I'm baron of the boxer shorts

00:19:00What'd you lose?

00:19:01My dance partner

00:19:02Somebody stole her

00:19:04Wrong number, pal

00:19:05Sounds like you need a dating app

00:19:07She's an elephant

00:19:07Leticia

00:19:09No, pickles

00:19:10I'm launching my show in Vegas this weekend

00:19:14A guaranteed blast

00:19:16I'll be leapin'

00:19:17I'm the leapin' lord after all

00:19:19But you knew that

00:19:20Pickles is the only one who can catch me

00:19:23I have to be caught

00:19:25So catch her

00:19:27Hey, don't worry

00:19:29I'll catch her

00:19:30But, you know, I charge by the pound

00:19:32So I'm gonna need you to make me an offer I can't refuse

00:19:35One million bucks

00:19:39Whoa, you know, that's about a hundred times more than I was thinking

00:19:43So, uh, yes

00:19:44So, we have a deal, HitPig

00:19:47Bring her back to me

00:19:49Woo!

00:19:50Looks like this little piggy is back in business

00:19:52Who's got it on their face now?

00:19:57Ha, ha, ha, ha

00:19:59What do I do?

00:20:00Ha, ha, ha

00:20:02Ha, ha, ha

00:20:03Ha, ha, ha

00:20:04Ha, ha, ha

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00:20:06Ha, ha, ha

00:20:07Ha, ha, ha

00:20:08Ha, ha, ha

00:20:09Ha, ha, ha

00:20:10Ha, ha, ha

00:20:10That's something I'll see every day

00:20:13Ha, ha, ha

00:20:14We'll be landing in London momentarily

00:20:16On our way to India

00:20:18Unfortunately, we have to stop our in-flight entertainment

00:20:21Aww

00:20:22I know

00:20:23I love Super Rooster 2

00:20:25Downloading all train, plane, and truck manifests

00:20:29Alright, where are you, big girl?

00:20:31Cargo

00:20:31One dog

00:20:32Sixty-two cats

00:20:34Poor dog

00:20:35No, no, no

00:20:36Okay

00:20:36Train

00:20:38A baboon

00:20:38Two rabbits

00:20:40Check that

00:20:40Two rabbits

00:20:42Now with 27 bunnies

00:20:43Oh, Vegas to India

00:20:44Lay over in London

00:20:45Cargo

00:20:46Four dogs

00:20:47Two cats

00:20:48And one elephant

00:20:49Ah, there you are

00:20:52My Pachyderm payday

00:20:55Target acquired

00:20:57Off to jolly old England

00:21:01Ooh, some sort of elephant party going on

00:21:15Come on there

00:21:16Be right back

00:21:17I'm gonna scope this out

00:21:19Off to party with my teeth

00:21:22Whoa

00:21:23Wide load coming through

00:21:25I'll be there in a minute

00:21:28Sorry about that

00:21:32We're so fired

00:21:33Excuse me

00:21:35Excuse me

00:21:39Excuse me

00:21:41Nice

00:21:42Ooh, that's nice

00:21:47Loving the new elephant fashions

00:21:50So exciting

00:21:50Pickles, you deserve a new look

00:21:53Elephant pheromones detected

00:21:59Warning

00:22:00Warning

00:22:01No parking zone

00:22:02Have I ever got you, Toad?

00:22:07Wow

00:22:07I'm gonna blame that on poor craftsmanship

00:22:13Pickle prints

00:22:22Pickle prints

00:22:22Ooh, pretty

00:22:25Memory is yours

00:22:31Don't score the best

00:22:33You better recollection is pure perfection

00:22:36Cause an elephant never

00:22:37Cause an elephant never

00:22:39Line

00:22:40Forget

00:22:41Oh yeah

00:22:42Oh

00:22:43Pickles

00:22:46You devilish smoke show

00:22:47Like shooting fish in a barrel

00:22:50Or really fat fish

00:22:52As queen of the elephants

00:22:55It is I who wears the pants

00:22:57So as your queen

00:22:58I command you all

00:23:00To dance

00:23:01No, wait

00:23:04Did someone say

00:23:05Dance?

00:23:06Hey, hey, hey

00:23:12Pickles

00:23:13This is exactly what I was not expecting

00:23:21But I've always wanted to dance with other elephants

00:23:24Consider yourself

00:23:31Ah, dang it

00:23:35Come here

00:23:38You weird looking elephant

00:23:39Like this one

00:23:40I'll hug you

00:23:41And never

00:23:42Stop

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00:24:19Wow, there's so much, so much world, and my family is out there.

00:24:44Well, well, well.

00:24:46No more cages for me.

00:24:49Ever.

00:24:50Are you?

00:24:58Are you?

00:25:02Ouch!

00:25:03Are you a little elephant?

00:25:05Elephant?

00:25:05No, I'm a pig.

00:25:07Yeah, pig, me, elephant.

00:25:08Yeah, no, you're right.

00:25:09Yeah, no, pig, me, elephant.

00:25:10Yes.

00:25:11Hey, we're twinsies.

00:25:12I feel like I'm looking in a mirror.

00:25:17Whoa, we're a perfect fit.

00:25:19I know, it's like we're made for each other.

00:25:23Oh, what happened to your nose?

00:25:27Um, well, you know, I was at the back of the line when they were passing out trunks.

00:25:30I'm a little sensitive about it.

00:25:32Ugh, you're right.

00:25:33That was rude.

00:25:35Let's start over.

00:25:36I'm Pickles.

00:25:37I'm Hit Pig, which is short for Hit, Pygmy, Elephant.

00:25:42I've been looking for you everywhere.

00:25:44You know, you missed your flight.

00:25:46Oh, are you friends with Leticia?

00:25:48Leticia?

00:25:50I mean, yes.

00:25:51Yes.

00:25:52Leticia and I are great friends, actually.

00:25:55Yeah.

00:25:55You know, she had to go do, uh, you know, rescue a porpoise or something.

00:26:00I don't know.

00:26:00She asked me to help, so.

00:26:03Leticia was taking me to India.

00:26:04India?

00:26:09Hey, we're sliding, Hit Pig.

00:26:10No kidding.

00:26:11Give me my catch gun.

00:26:14I love slides.

00:26:16Hold on.

00:26:21They towed my van.

00:26:24Aw, come on.

00:26:29I think I just cracked a baby back rib.

00:26:31Whoa, that was fun.

00:26:34Let's do it again.

00:26:37And now my gun is broken?

00:26:39What else could go wrong?

00:26:42Ow.

00:26:56How do you sneak out of a plane with an elephant?

00:27:06Why are we dressed like this?

00:27:08Subterfuge.

00:27:09Oh, I don't know French.

00:27:12What do you mean, check the loss and found?

00:27:14It's a two-ton elephant.

00:27:16All right, try not to call attention to yourself.

00:27:21Excuse me.

00:27:22Emotional support.

00:27:35You know, dog.

00:27:38I am a work in progress.

00:27:44It's a very fancy hair dryer.

00:27:46It's from Europe.

00:27:47Of course it is, ma'am.

00:27:48Of course it is, ma'am.

00:27:55Slip bomb.

00:27:56Oh!

00:28:02Leapin' lord here.

00:28:03Hey, your package is shipping overnight air to Las Vegas.

00:28:07Goody!

00:28:08This show is going to rocket me to stardom, hit pig.

00:28:13Her understudy.

00:28:14Well, let's just say it's a little like putting lipstick on a pig.

00:28:17So don't let me down.

00:28:20Wee!

00:28:21Sorry, kitty.

00:28:23Help!

00:28:24Save me, Super Rooster!

00:28:28Look up in the sky!

00:28:30Super Rooster!

00:28:31Super Rooster!

00:28:32Super Rooster!

00:28:33Super Rooster!

00:28:34Super Rooster!

00:28:35Super Rooster!

00:28:36Super Rooster!

00:28:37Super Rooster!

00:28:38How this guy never won an Oscar is beyond me.

00:28:41You know?

00:28:42Politics.

00:28:43Hey, would you mind letting me scooch by?

00:28:45Got a tingle.

00:28:46Excuse me.

00:28:47Pardon me.

00:28:48By the way, could you ask the stewardess for a couple dozen more bags of those peanuts?

00:28:53They roasted them in honey.

00:28:55I mean, what?

00:28:57Yikes.

00:28:58That little toilet is not designed for what I have to do.

00:29:04But a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.

00:29:13Ow!

00:29:14Right in the ham hocks.

00:29:16Tranquilizer dart.

00:29:17Leticia.

00:29:18That dress really brings out the ramp in your roast.

00:29:22Hey, who does your makeup?

00:29:23Cirque du Soleil?

00:29:25Arggh!

00:29:26Arggh!

00:29:27Arggh!

00:29:28fighting

00:29:42Arggh!

00:29:43Arggh!

00:29:44Whoa!

00:29:45Listen here pig, I shall be taken seriously.

00:29:56For what?

00:29:57Stealing back stolen muscles and hippopotamus.

00:30:01And rhinoceros.

00:30:03Plus elephants.

00:30:06Elephants?

00:30:07Never!

00:30:11Oh!

00:30:12Okay, so here's the big girl bathroom.

00:30:15No, no, no, no, no!

00:30:27Okay, okay, this is not what I thought would be behind that door.

00:30:33Grab my tail!

00:30:40Pickles, I'll pull you in!

00:30:42Whoa!

00:30:43Hold on!

00:30:44Your tights are coming off!

00:30:46You gotta let the pig go!

00:30:48Why would I let your friend go?

00:30:50He's not my friend!

00:30:52I can't be!

00:30:58Eat your heart out, Dumbo!

00:31:00Now he can actually fly!

00:31:02We're toast!

00:31:03We're toast!

00:31:04You'll think of something!

00:31:05You're right!

00:31:06I'm thinking you're about to see how the sausages are made!

00:31:08Ow, ow, ow!

00:31:09Ow!

00:31:10Ow!

00:31:11Ow!

00:31:16Hey!

00:31:17I knew you'd think of something!

00:31:20It's called flying by the seat of your pants!

00:31:22Ha ha ha ha!

00:31:23Ha ha ha!

00:31:24Whew!

00:31:25Ladies and gentlemen, please use your flight turbulent...

00:31:26Jackpot!

00:31:27First flight ever!

00:31:28I need more bar fights!

00:31:29Ugh!

00:31:30Ha ha ha ha!

00:31:31Oh!

00:31:32Well, that worked out nicely!

00:31:33Yay!

00:31:34There's more!

00:31:35WHAA!

00:31:36WHAAAA!

00:31:37Ah!

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00:31:56Ah!

00:31:57Ah!

00:31:58Now I know what spam feels like.

00:32:00So really?

00:32:01That emergency exit looked like a toilet?

00:32:03Looked like a toilet? We could have been killed!

00:32:05To be fair, it was an emergency.

00:32:08How were you so sure that I would think of something?

00:32:12Because I trust you.

00:32:16Alright, well, you shouldn't.

00:32:18But we're friends now.

00:32:19What? No, I don't have friends.

00:32:21Not since Bertha.

00:32:23Who's Bertha?

00:32:25Doesn't matter. We're hosed, okay? I'm way off course.

00:32:29To India?

00:32:30Yeah, to bringing you home.

00:32:32Yeah, but we need wheels.

00:32:34All I see is junk.

00:32:36You have to free your mind.

00:32:39It's all caged up.

00:32:40And trust me, I know cages.

00:32:42Hey, what about this?

00:32:44Catch!

00:32:46Will you stop throwing junk at me?

00:33:02Hi, little friend.

00:33:06Oh!

00:33:10Oh, I'm so sorry.

00:33:20Hey!

00:33:36Hey!

00:33:36You're the real tough cookie with a long history

00:33:53Of breaking little hearts like you wanted me

00:33:56That's okay, let's see how you do it

00:34:00Pull up your doves

00:34:02Let's get down to it

00:34:04Hit me with your best shot

00:34:07Huh?

00:34:07Come on!

00:34:08Hit me with your best shot

00:34:11Hit me with your best shot

00:34:14Why don't you hit me with your best shot

00:34:18Hit me with your best shot

00:34:22Fire away!

00:34:23Fire away!

00:34:24Bye, little friend!

00:34:38Catch you later, fuzzball

00:34:39All right, sit down and buckle up

00:34:42You've got a long way to go

00:34:44Oh!

00:34:45Do you know any show tunes?

00:34:49Do I look like I know show tunes?

00:34:51Clang, clang, clang, went the trolley

00:34:52Ding, ding

00:34:53Achoo!

00:34:54Oopsie!

00:34:55Oh, a button

00:34:56See you later!

00:34:59Oh, you're back!

00:35:01Oopsie!

00:35:03Sorry about that

00:35:04Look, another button!

00:35:07So many buttons and levers

00:35:09So fun!

00:35:18Isn't today like a dream come true?

00:35:20Look, I don't have time for silly questions

00:35:22Come on, you must have a dream

00:35:24Fine, sure, to have a million dollars

00:35:26And what would you do with it?

00:35:29I don't know, retire

00:35:30And then?

00:35:31I don't know, I cook

00:35:33Okay, you dream of being a chef?

00:35:36Me?

00:35:37A chef?

00:35:38It's pretty dumb, right?

00:35:39No!

00:35:40No?

00:35:43Look!

00:35:43An elephant!

00:35:44Pickles, stop!

00:35:45Whoa!

00:35:45There are no words for how I feel right now

00:35:52Just trying to get a closer look

00:35:57Pickles, get back to the UFO!

00:36:00Coming through!

00:36:01Whoa!

00:36:02An octopus!

00:36:04And a chicken!

00:36:05Whoa!

00:36:07There are no words for how I feel right now

00:36:11Pickles, do not push or pull anything!

00:36:15Push and pull everything, you said?

00:36:17Uh, okay

00:36:18No, I'll get ya

00:36:20I can't believe they had a pygmy elephant balloon

00:36:25Stay there!

00:36:27I just can't wait till the day

00:36:29Crack!

00:36:30Whoa!

00:36:31No!

00:36:33Ooh, that's fun

00:36:35I wanna try

00:36:36Black!

00:36:37Whoa!

00:36:38Whoa!

00:36:39Whoa!

00:36:40Whoa!

00:36:41Whoa!

00:36:41Okay, okay

00:36:42I'm gonna get you

00:36:43Whee-hoo!

00:36:44Cause I just can't wait

00:36:46Whee!

00:36:47Whee!

00:36:48Whee!

00:36:48Whoa!

00:36:49Whoa!

00:36:49Just the most fun ever!

00:36:52Look at the first show

00:36:54Whoa!

00:36:55Whoa!

00:36:56Whoa!

00:36:57Yeah!

00:36:57Ow!

00:36:58Ow!

00:36:59Ooh!

00:37:00I like your style

00:37:02You know, you don't show it

00:37:03But you know how to have fun

00:37:04This is a disaster

00:37:12If this is a disaster, disasters are wonderful!

00:37:20Oh

00:37:23What's wrong?

00:37:24Nothing

00:37:25Everything

00:37:27Anything to do with Leticia saying she's not your friend?

00:37:31Yeah, a little to do with that, yeah

00:37:33I figured

00:37:34Well, you're both very nice to fight over who gets to take me back to India

00:37:39You know, it makes me feel kinda special

00:37:41Yeah

00:37:42Well

00:37:43I wonder what it'll be like

00:37:45What?

00:37:46Family

00:37:47I left when I was a baby

00:37:49Well, me too

00:37:51I haven't seen my family in years

00:37:54Same here

00:37:56Same here

00:37:56The Leapin' Lord wanted a cute little elephant for his show

00:38:00And he found me

00:38:02My parents tried to stop him, but they

00:38:04I've been locked in a cage ever since

00:38:07Until you guys rescued me

00:38:10And now

00:38:12Wow

00:38:14Now I've never felt more free

00:38:16Now I've never felt more free

00:38:19All thanks to you

00:38:21Is that Orion's butt?

00:38:27Oh, I think you mean belt

00:38:29Uh, pretty sure it's his butt

00:38:37India has a Golden Gate Bridge?

00:38:39What?

00:38:39Um

00:38:40Wait, what?

00:38:43Ah

00:38:44We overshot home a smidge

00:38:47Going down

00:38:48No, no, no, no, no, no, no

00:38:54Oh, no, no, no, no

00:38:56Ow

00:38:57Ouch

00:38:58Ow

00:38:59My hand

00:39:02Whoa

00:39:03That was our next contestant

00:39:04Help me

00:39:05You're wounded

00:39:06Medic

00:39:07I guess you'll have to do

00:39:08Oh, no, no, no, no, no

00:39:09I couldn't

00:39:10No, I'm in a hurry

00:39:11And I need to, uh

00:39:12Get dressed

00:39:12We're about to go live

00:39:13Live?

00:39:14Wait, wait

00:39:15Hold on

00:39:15What is this?

00:39:17Is this a show?

00:39:18Stay in

00:39:25King's chef for a day?

00:39:27How about that?

00:39:28This is it

00:39:29This is your chance

00:39:30What?

00:39:31Come here

00:39:32We need to get going

00:39:33Pump the brakes

00:39:34This is your dream come true

00:39:36Don't be silly

00:39:37I'm not silly

00:39:38Dreams are what give us hope

00:39:39You dream to cook, so cook

00:39:41But, I mean, I hurt my hand when that 15-ton beam fell on it, okay? I can't

00:39:47But we can

00:39:48Why are you helping me?

00:39:50That's what friends are for

00:39:51I'm helping you

00:39:52Just like you're helping me find my family

00:39:55Oh, boy

00:39:56Look, Pickles, I, um

00:39:57Hiya

00:39:58Welcome to King's chef for a day

00:40:00The show where our contestants have five minutes to make a delicious meal from the ingredients we provide

00:40:05The only rule is

00:40:07Use every ingredient!

00:40:10And tonight's contestant literally just dropped in

00:40:13Give it up for

00:40:15Pig Pig!

00:40:16Yeah, boy!

00:40:17They're waiting for me

00:40:18Hiya!

00:40:19Hiya!

00:40:20Hiya!

00:40:21Hiya!

00:40:22Hiya!

00:40:23Hiya!

00:40:24Hiya!

00:40:25Hiya!

00:40:26Hiya!

00:40:27Hiya!

00:40:28Hiya!

00:40:29Hiya!

00:40:30Hiya!

00:40:31Hiya!

00:40:32Hiya!

00:40:33Hiya!

00:40:34Hiya!

00:40:35Hiya!

00:40:36Hiya!

00:40:37Hiya!

00:40:38Hiya!

00:40:39Hiya!

00:40:40Hiya!

00:40:41Hiya!

00:40:42Hiya!

00:40:43Hiya!

00:40:44Hiya!

00:40:45Hiya!

00:40:46Hiya!

00:40:47Hiya!

00:40:48Hiya!

00:40:49Hiya!

00:40:50Hiya!

00:40:51Hiya!

00:40:52Hiya!

00:40:53Hiya!

00:40:54Hiya!

00:40:55Hiya!

00:40:56Hiya!

00:40:57Hiya!

00:40:58Hiya!

00:40:59Hang on your feet follow my rhythm whisk stir whisk chop slice dice

00:41:07There we go

00:41:16And now today's mystery ingredient

00:41:24How's things

00:41:29Put him in the pot got eyeballs. No

00:41:46That's your thing right

00:41:48I

00:41:50Ow

00:41:52Woo

00:41:53Free Louie

00:41:54Get that free Louie

00:41:55Free Louie

00:41:56Free Louie

00:41:57Oh come on

00:41:58Throw the lobster in

00:41:59Thank love

00:42:00That lobster

00:42:02No

00:42:03Stop

00:42:05No

00:42:06Stop

00:42:07No

00:42:08Uh

00:42:10Woo

00:42:11Ah

00:42:12No

00:42:13Stop

00:42:14No

00:42:14than

00:42:19No

00:42:22Go

00:42:24May I, Louie?

00:42:25They go back, huh? Don't they? Don't they?

00:42:33Every ingredient!

00:42:50Ah!

00:42:52This is a dream come true.

00:42:56Well, so is you rescuing me.

00:43:00Pickles, no, I mean, there's no reason to thank you.

00:43:03You know, for real, there is no reason to thank you.

00:43:07Weapon systems online.

00:43:27Ow.

00:43:28What is going on?

00:43:31Target obliterated.

00:43:33Whoops!

00:43:34Auto-pilot to catch gun coordinates engaged.

00:43:44Yes!

00:43:44So you're in San Francisco.

00:43:52I'm coming, Pickles.

00:43:53Hey.

00:43:54Hello?

00:44:01Listen, Porky McPorkface.

00:44:04You overshot the handoff by 400 miles.

00:44:07It seems you've lost your way.

00:44:11No.

00:44:12I'm finding it, actually.

00:44:14Well, I'm coming for my dance partner.

00:44:16She and I will soar to heights never before seen.

00:44:22Don't move.

00:44:23Don't move.

00:44:28All right, move.

00:44:29Move, move, move, move, move.

00:44:30Where are we going?

00:44:31Anywhere but here.

00:44:32Well, how about India?

00:44:33Uh, yeah.

00:44:36Okay, okay, look.

00:44:36We, uh, we need to talk about that.

00:44:39I, um, I, I, I, uh, I need to come clean about something.

00:44:45Clean.

00:44:45I get it.

00:44:46What, you do?

00:44:48Ooh.

00:44:49Always happens after several months.

00:44:50Yep.

00:44:51I need a bucket.

00:44:52Um, wait, what?

00:44:53Ow, you need one of those.

00:44:56A bathtub?

00:44:57Ooh, nice.

00:44:59I'm not really who you, um, well, you think I am.

00:45:02Okay, I, I, I mean, being a hit pig isn't necessarily a good thing.

00:45:08You know, it's actually impressive how much trouble she can cause in less than two seconds.

00:45:15Hmm.

00:45:17Oh, yeah.

00:45:21Warm water feels pretty good.

00:45:25Oh, sure, sure.

00:45:26That's how it always starts.

00:45:28Then comes screaming.

00:45:30And then the lemon butter.

00:45:31And then them nutcracker things.

00:45:34I don't even have nuts.

00:45:37Hey, pickles, we gotta go.

00:45:39People that come home to an elephant in their tub tend to get a little upset.

00:45:43I'm coming.

00:45:44Would you hurry before someone finds us?

00:45:46Ooh, that tickles.

00:45:48Oh, okay, what am I gonna do?

00:45:51What are we gonna do?

00:45:52Okay, let's think here.

00:45:53All right, this couch is comfy.

00:45:55Oh, I didn't sleep too well on the old, uh, balloon last night.

00:46:00You know, I just, one minute to think what to do and, you know, maybe you're right.

00:46:04Uh, close my eyes, it'll, it'll all come to me.

00:46:08The answer is, well, it'll just come right to me.

00:46:18Bertha?

00:46:18How have you been?

00:46:21Dead, kid.

00:46:23I've been dead.

00:46:24Yeah, no, I, I, I've, uh, I've been better too.

00:46:27Oh, no, what's wrong, little buddy?

00:46:29Well, for one thing, someone stole all my money.

00:46:32Here, try this.

00:46:33And the van got towed.

00:46:39You lost your money, your van.

00:46:41And my catch gun.

00:46:42Well, at least you haven't lost your way.

00:46:45Well, I mean, you know, that's the thing.

00:46:47I'm supposed to take this elephant back to her owner.

00:46:49She's worth a million bucks.

00:46:51Wow, prices have really gone up.

00:46:54Yeah, yeah.

00:46:55Anyways, she doesn't want to go back.

00:46:57Frankly, I don't blame her.

00:47:00But the reward is just so big, I...

00:47:01We never did this for the reward.

00:47:04But you said our business was very rewarding.

00:47:06Oh, little buddy, because of all the animals we helped.

00:47:10But the last one ate you.

00:47:13Ah, you win some, you lose some.

00:47:16Hey, little buddy.

00:47:18A long time ago, I got the call to return an escaped piglet to a bacon farm.

00:47:24He was so scared and so cute.

00:47:28I knew I couldn't return him, so I didn't.

00:47:31And over time, we became best friends.

00:47:37You, hit pig.

00:47:39You were my greatest reward.

00:47:41Now, time to eat.

00:47:43Help!

00:47:45Lucky for me, it's only a dream.

00:47:48Wakey wakey.

00:47:49Ow!

00:47:50We're in a lakey.

00:47:51Lucky.

00:47:51What?

00:47:52Oh, no.

00:47:53Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

00:47:55What happened?

00:47:56I'm the lakey.

00:48:03Oh, no.

00:48:05Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

00:48:10Pickles!

00:48:11Pickles, what did you do?

00:48:13Got a bathtub stuck to my butt.

00:48:14Did you have a nice nap?

00:48:16Okay, we gotta go up.

00:48:18All right, just swim.

00:48:19I thought elephants could swim.

00:48:20Not if they don't have a mom to teach them.

00:48:22Okay, can you reach it?

00:48:46No, but I think you can.

00:48:49What are you doing?

00:48:50No!

00:48:50Come on!

00:49:00Pickles!

00:49:04We can do it!

00:49:05You're so close!

00:49:06No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:49:07Pickles!

00:49:09Pickles!

00:49:11Pickles!

00:49:20Pickles!

00:49:21Pickles!

00:49:22Pickles!

00:49:23Pickles!

00:49:24Pickles!

00:49:25Pickles!

00:49:26Pickles!

00:49:27Pickles!

00:49:28Pickles!

00:49:29Pickles!

00:49:30Pickles!

00:49:31Pickles!

00:49:32Pickles!

00:49:33Pickles!

00:49:34Pickles!

00:49:35Pickles!

00:49:36Pickles!

00:49:37Pickles!

00:49:38Pickles!

00:49:39Pickles!

00:49:40Pickles!

00:49:41Pickles!

00:49:42Pickles!

00:49:43Pickles!

00:49:44Pickles!

00:49:45Pickles!

00:49:46Pickles!

00:49:47Pickles!

00:50:16No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Pickles, wake up!

00:50:37Hello, Pickles! Ready to go home? Come on now, hop-hop!

00:50:41Oh, and you, Hit-Pig. You had me worried there for a moment.

00:50:46I suppose I should deduct some money for the delay and change of drop-off location,

00:50:51but I want to support your business, returning escaped animals to their owners.

00:50:59What? What? No, no, no, no, no, he's not returning me to you, he's my friend!

00:51:06You're my friend, right?

00:51:09Uh, yes, yes, no, uh, now I am. I mean, now I want to be.

00:51:21I wasn't bringing you home to India. I was, um, bringing you to, well, to him.

00:51:27Let's go, Pickles!

00:51:31Our show launches in less than four hours.

00:51:35Deal's off, leaping lord.

00:51:38Take your money back. Her home is in India, not in Vegas.

00:51:41It's certainly not with you.

00:51:43I'm not going with either of you.

00:51:46You'll get in your cage right now.

00:51:49Stop!

00:51:49Get your hands off her!

00:51:51Fluffy, a little help, please!

00:51:58Fluffy's a crock!

00:52:10Well, that was easy.

00:52:13Fluffy, teach Pickles a lesson.

00:52:16Go!

00:52:18Fluffy!

00:52:27Don't ever run away again!

00:52:29Come on, Fluffy!

00:52:30Fluffy!

00:52:31Fluffy!

00:52:32Ow! That's enough!

00:52:52I think not.

00:52:53The last slab felt good.

00:52:55You did all that for a salad?

00:52:59This lettuce don't even taste good!

00:53:01Okay, look, you were right. I was wrong.

00:53:03Where's Pickles?

00:53:04The Leaping Lord took her.

00:53:06He abuses her.

00:53:07I know, and I need to save her.

00:53:09Really? Looks like you handed her over and got paid.

00:53:13It's not like that, okay? I tried to stop him, but give me my van.

00:53:16We're going with you.

00:53:18Who's we?

00:53:19Say hello to my little friend.

00:53:22Surprise, swine!

00:53:24It pig.

00:53:26Couldn't help it. Had to feed them, too.

00:53:28Brazilian chicks.

00:53:30Rawr!

00:53:31I'm gonna drop kick your ham hocks, bounty hunter.

00:53:35Ah!

00:53:36Oh!

00:53:37You know what? I probably deserve that.

00:53:39Take that! Hi-yah!

00:53:41Ow!

00:53:41Okay, ow! Are you done? Got it out of your system now?

00:53:44No, no, no, no. Not that. Not, no.

00:53:46That I don't deserve.

00:53:48When I said, get it out of your system, I didn't mean that.

00:53:51That's not even justice. He tried to bawl me alive.

00:53:54Ow! By the way, my favorite food is bacon.

00:53:57Are we even yet?

00:53:58Not. Even. Clutch.

00:54:01But we feel a lot better.

00:54:03Shall we go get pickles?

00:54:05Yeah. Let's go rescue an elephant.

00:54:07Let's roll.

00:54:09You better not mean lobster, old sister.

00:54:11I like this sassy crustacean.

00:54:14Move over. I'm driving.

00:54:15You got a plan, pork chop?

00:54:17Ah, that depends. How do you define plan?

00:54:32Look at that crowd, Fluffy!

00:54:34Clamoring to see me!

00:54:37Yes, I know I'm paying them a hundred bucks each, plus a glow stick.

00:54:41But a crowd's a crowd!

00:54:43Fluffy, the show is about to start,

00:54:46and you forgot to comb your eyebrows!

00:54:49Again!

00:54:50Oh.

00:54:51Oh, never mind.

00:54:52Tonight, we saw!

00:54:57All right, and that is why Taylor Swift would be a great president.

00:55:01Now, anybody got any ideas how to say pickles?

00:55:04Nah, I'm just joking. No.

00:55:06Using a combination of intelligence, counterintelligence,

00:55:09and counter-counterintelligence, we will have acquired our target.

00:55:13All right, whoa, and to make matters worse, there's a crocodile,

00:55:16and he's going to try and eat all of us.

00:55:18He might even get one of us.

00:55:19Crocodiles? I thought little pigs were scared of big bad wolves.

00:55:23Okay, first off, I'm not a little pig.

00:55:25I'm a perfectly average-sized pig.

00:55:27Secondly, the three little pigs were not scared of the big bad wolf, okay?

00:55:31Remember the tune? That was their whole thing.

00:55:32They didn't even know who's afraid of the big bad wolf.

00:55:35Well, it just seems like a lot of work to nab a pickle.

00:55:38Not a pickle. Pickle's the elephant.

00:55:41Oh, we gonna need a better tame.

00:55:42No offense, losers.

00:55:44I already called for backup.

00:55:45Who?

00:55:46Take a look up in the sky.

00:55:48Is that a bird?

00:55:50Is that a cat?

00:55:54Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.

00:55:56It's Super Rooster!

00:55:58A super cock-a-doodle-ly-doo!

00:56:03Ah, a super cock-a-doodle-ly-doo to you!

00:56:06And you, and you!

00:56:08Super Rooster!

00:56:09Super Rooster!

00:56:11Well, you know, I'm not really a hero.

00:56:14I just play one in cartoons,

00:56:16but the producers have permanently sold the suit to my buddy,

00:56:19so I get to fly around whenever I want.

00:56:23Thank you for coming.

00:56:24And look, I gotta just get this out of the way.

00:56:26I'm your biggest fan.

00:56:27You know, nuggets of glory.

00:56:28Oh, for me?

00:56:29Honestly, your best work.

00:56:30No need to thank me.

00:56:31I gotta say,

00:56:32if this is really about saving an elephant,

00:56:36eh, I'm in.

00:56:37Plus, you know, you said something about a million bucks.

00:56:40You're giving him all your money?

00:56:42Well, not all of it.

00:56:43No, Louie ate a bunch of it.

00:56:45Yeah, I think, I think he thinks it's salad.

00:56:47I've never been more regular.

00:56:49I'll take almost any amount at this point.

00:56:52You know, my third wife ran off with a penguin.

00:56:55Penguin.

00:56:56You know, he's a sharp dresser, I must say,

00:56:58but the whole split has costed me a bundle.

00:57:01Anyways, should we get the autographs out of the way, huh?

00:57:04Thanks, Mike.

00:57:05Should I touch your waddle?

00:57:06Alright, guys, come on.

00:57:07Focus on the plan.

00:57:08But, could you sign one more?

00:57:10It's to my nephew.

00:57:11Yeah?

00:57:12What's his name?

00:57:13My, uh, his name.

00:57:14Yeah.

00:57:15Hitpick.

00:57:16Alright, what's the plan?

00:57:18We're winging it.

00:57:19Let's go.

00:57:20Time to kick butt.

00:57:21We're out of here.

00:57:22Let's cut the diddly-dills.

00:57:27Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to have your minds blown.

00:57:31Blown like they have never been blown before.

00:57:35And now, let the mind blowing begin.

00:57:40Hello, dance fans.

00:57:45The Leapin' Lord welcomes you.

00:57:49It's the moment I've been waiting for.

00:57:54Soar.

00:57:59We're coming for you, pickles!

00:58:07Is this part of the plan?

00:58:08Why would a theater have steel doors?

00:58:10Well, mission not accomplished.

00:58:15Countdown.

00:58:16Our show launches in less than four hours.

00:58:20Soar to heights never before soared.

00:58:23A guaranteed blast is going to rocket me to stardom.

00:58:28Oh no.

00:58:33Fasten your seatbelts!

00:58:41This show is going to be out of this world!

00:58:46Ten!

00:58:49Nine!

00:58:52Eight!

00:58:53Seven!

00:58:55Six!

00:58:56This isn't a theater.

00:58:57It's a rocket!

00:58:58Say what?

00:58:59He's totally nuts!

00:59:01Run!

00:59:04Five, four, three, two, one!

00:59:06Blast off!

00:59:07They're all gonna die!

00:59:16Not on my watch.

00:59:17And how do we stop a rocket?

00:59:18Rocket systems engage.

00:59:19Why did I have to ask?

00:59:20You might want to hold on.

00:59:23You might want to hold on.

00:59:24Hey, cool!

00:59:25This is great!

00:59:26I've seen a lot of people in the world.

00:59:27You might want to get out of this world.

00:59:28They're all gonna die!

00:59:29They're all gonna die!

00:59:30Not on my watch.

00:59:31And how do we stop a rocket?

00:59:32Rocket systems engage.

00:59:33Why did I have to ask?

00:59:34You might want to hold on.

00:59:36You might want to hold on.

00:59:46This is great!

00:59:53I need more power!

00:59:55On it. This is why I get paid the big bucks, baby.

00:59:59What the...?

01:00:04I'm a businessman!

01:00:05Ka-ka-ka-choodle-a-doo!

01:00:11I'll soar!

01:00:13I'll fly!

01:00:14I'll glide!

01:00:15I'll float and swoop and flit and whoosh!

01:00:18I'll give gravity what it's given me!

01:00:22Contempt!

01:00:24AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

01:00:28Oof!

01:00:31Critical power loss.

01:00:33We're losing them!

01:00:35Cat's fans boosters failed!

01:00:37Okay, okay.

01:00:39Step aside, people.

01:00:40It's my time to shine.

01:00:42A tube, please.

01:00:46Now, hang me that chimichanga.

01:00:49FIRE IN THE HOLE!

01:01:19Oh, goody! It's starting!

01:01:31Back off, Fluffy!

01:01:34This is my special moment.

01:01:37The Leapin' Lord of the Leotard and Pickles the Dancing Elephant will be the greatest show of Earth!

01:01:48Hit the gas!

01:01:5010-4, good buddy!

01:02:00It's showtime!

01:02:12Oh, Pickles!

01:02:18It's a bit made time to be fake.

01:02:21If I had a chance I'd have to walk back.

01:02:24Oh!

01:02:25Oh!

01:02:27Oh!

01:02:28Oh!

01:02:29Oh!

01:02:30Oh!

01:02:31Oh!

01:02:32Oh!

01:02:33Oh!

01:02:34Oh!

01:02:35Oh!

01:02:39Oh!

01:02:40Oh!

01:02:43Oh!

01:02:47Oh!

01:02:49Almost there!

01:02:51Just give me a little squeaky

01:02:59Are you ready for my destiny pickles?

01:03:15Came back for me

01:03:21Get back here pickles

01:03:30Now what my sensors detect their oxygen levels dropping and I don't see a way for them to return to work on their own

01:03:38Can we push them back not without smashing into earth?

01:03:41We need a parachute grab whatever fabric you can find curtains costumes even underwear that ain't new territory for me

01:03:48Oh, how exciting feel like pulled pork for dinner fluffy

01:03:54Then go get that pig

01:04:00We need to divide and conquer can you fly around the outside see how we might be able to pull these people back can do

01:04:05Oh

01:04:10I'll keep control of the catch man, okay guys. Let's save pickles and everyone in that theater

01:04:17Roger Roger over and out

01:04:20Really

01:04:27Hey pig look

01:04:28Don't know pickles now

01:04:32I'm for bigger lizards than you in the outback

01:04:35Come at me

01:04:37Oh

01:04:39You came back

01:04:40I'm so sorry pickles. I should have told you the truth

01:04:44Can you forgive me?

01:04:45What are friends for?

01:04:47You're ruining everything hit pig

01:04:49I'm ruining everything

01:04:51You're going to get us all killed

01:04:53I'm actually trying to unruin everything

01:04:55I'm giving them the greatest show off earth

01:04:59Yeah, but you don't have a way to bring them back to earth

01:05:02Well, I can't think of everything

01:05:05Do you know how hard it was just to do all this?

01:05:09Dang dang

01:05:10In the last ring we hear the clock force as a koala

01:05:14Common sense is

01:05:15Koalas gonna die

01:05:18Do you think this is scripted or all improv?

01:05:22In the right ring we have a pig versus a lunatic

01:05:32Oh

01:05:34Now even the lack of gravity mocks me

01:05:37Oh

01:05:37Come at me you toothy turd

01:05:44Watch out Pippi

01:05:46This

01:05:47Is Robertha

01:05:49Consider yourself

01:05:51Hit

01:05:55Oh no

01:05:55I never cut corners on costumes

01:06:16The audience is applauding my exit fluffy

01:06:20I can still hear them

01:06:25Whoa

01:06:28Whoa

01:06:31Here it goes

01:06:44I die

01:06:55Like we're made for each other.

01:07:12A perfect fit.

01:07:25The Supercacaturundo, I'm coming for you!

01:07:53Oh.

01:07:55Hmm.

01:07:58I hit big.

01:07:59Oh, how you doing, pig?

01:08:02And I thought you just played a superhero on TV.

01:08:05You really are one.

01:08:07Aw, shuck.

01:08:12Oh, you're alive!

01:08:15Oh, thank goodness!

01:08:17What do you say we get everybody back to Earth now?

01:08:22I need more horsepower!

01:08:24I need more chimichangas!

01:08:36Approaching Earth's atmosphere.

01:08:38We're coming in too fast.

01:08:44Panties!

01:08:45Jock straps!

01:08:46Boxers!

01:08:47Just save them all over!

01:08:48C'mon!

01:08:49This is going to hurt.

01:08:50This is going to hurt.

01:08:51You.

01:08:52Oh!

01:08:53Bam!

01:08:56Oh!

01:09:01Hey!

01:09:03Hey!

01:09:04Aaaaaah!

01:09:09Deploy the parachute!

01:09:39Come on!

01:09:49Can I get my thong back?

01:10:02Well, I guess it's time to all go home, huh?

01:10:06I'm heading to Australia if you want to ride with me, Koala.

01:10:09Yeah, great. I'll show you my digs.

01:10:12Throw some eucalyptus on the barbie.

01:10:14I'm going to introduce Paul Cat to some Hollywood agents.

01:10:17He's a star if I've ever seen one.

01:10:24Oh, I'm staying here. We're in Vegas, baby!

01:10:28And I got me a date!

01:10:31Well, everyone loves my hard body.

01:10:34You sure you want these poodles?

01:10:37If they want me.

01:10:40So, Pickles, may I take you home to India?

01:10:43Yes. Yes, you may.

01:10:46Oh!

01:10:47Hello!

01:10:48Oh!

01:11:19Oh, giusto, tartufo.

01:11:30Si, tartufo, of course.

01:11:32Pancetta?

01:11:33Oh, we got a wise guy here.

01:11:35Hey, look, kid, no bacon, ever.

01:11:38Capisce?

01:11:39Ciao, heat ping.

01:11:46Surprise!

01:11:49So, how you doing?

01:11:55Living the dream.

01:11:57How was India?

01:11:59Beautiful.

01:12:00But I couldn't find a family there quite like our friends.

01:12:06Yeah.

01:12:06Yeah, I guess friends are the family we choose.

01:12:10So, what's it like living the omelette dream?

01:12:16Is it all it's cracked up to be?

01:12:18Yeah, you know, it pays the bills for an even bigger dream.

01:12:20Really?

01:12:21Yeah.

01:12:22See, on weekends we do, uh, some volunteer work.

01:12:25We?

01:12:26How was Indiana?

01:12:30Hey, everyone, hi!

01:12:32You got room for one more on that thing?

01:12:33You bet we do.

01:12:35Lower the toe!

01:12:36Oh, I love a family outing.

01:12:38We want to be wild!

01:12:42Come on!

01:12:43So, if you're a kitty who's left the city, or a moose on the loose, or a cow that said

01:12:52chow, call us.

01:12:53Your happiness is our reward.

01:12:56Born to be wild!

01:13:02Ooh, I'm feeling a little bit toasty here.

01:13:05How about you, Fluffy?

01:13:06Mm-hmm.

01:13:07Son of a son!

01:13:10And scene.

01:13:13Born to be wild.

01:13:21Born to be wild.

01:13:28Get your motor running.

01:13:31Head out on the highway.

01:13:34Looking for adventure.

01:13:37And whatever comes our way.

01:13:40Yeah, darling, gonna make it happen.

01:13:45Take the world and love embrace.

01:13:48Fire all is blown that once had.

01:13:51Exploded to space.

01:13:54Like a true nature's child.

01:13:55I like smoke and lightning.

01:13:57Heavy metal thunder.

01:13:59I like smoke and lightning.

01:14:00Heavy metal thunder.

01:14:01Racing with the wind.

01:14:02And the feeling that I'm under.

01:14:04And the feeling that I'm under.

01:14:08Yeah, darling, gonna make it happen.

01:14:11Take the world and love embrace.

01:14:14Fire all the guns you once had.

01:14:17Exploded to space.

01:14:20Like a true nature's child.

01:14:23Fire all the guns you once had.

01:14:38Fire all the guns you once had been turned around.

01:14:43Get your motor running

01:14:49Head out on the highway

01:14:52Looking for adventure

01:14:56And whatever comes our way

01:14:59Yeah darling, don't make it happen

01:15:04Take the world in a loving place

01:15:07Higher out of the love that once had

01:15:11Exposed space

01:15:13Born to be wild

01:15:17Born to be wild

01:15:24Born to be wild

01:15:30Born to be wild

01:15:41As queen of the elephants

01:15:48It is I who wears the pants

01:15:50So as your queen

01:15:51I command you all

01:15:53To dance

01:15:54I'm a little we're not

01:16:10I'm a little we're not

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