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Short Tales
  • 6/21/2025
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00:00It was a surprise for you.
00:04Oh.
00:06Happy Father's Day, Abba!
00:09Oh.
00:11It's the last episode.
00:12Here we go, baby.
00:17Do you know how to tie a tie?
00:19Honestly, I don't.
00:20I was hoping you do.
00:21You know how to tie a tie?
00:23That's how it's done there.
00:25It's good enough.
00:25Well, it's not a tie, dude.
00:26It's a knot.
00:27I forgot how to do a tie.
00:29Tie king.
00:30Tie king.
00:31I'm done.
00:32Look at that!
00:33That looks like .
00:36You ready to go for a ride?
00:37Yes.
00:38Oh, they're flying away.
00:39Look how cool that is.
00:40Oh, my god.
00:42Is it going to have little butters playing on the trrrr?
00:45What are you going to rate this wedding?
00:47I give it a 9.
00:48Hey, it was a 10.
00:50No, not a 10, because Kenny Armando's is a 10.
00:53But let's say 9.5.
00:55And I'm petty.
00:55I'm petty like that.
00:56Love it.
00:57Cheers.
00:58Cheers.
00:59He just wants to learn to know I will never cheat on you.
01:08Not even once.
01:09Not once.
01:10Yeah.
01:11So why don't you guys do your vows right now?
01:14From the day that I met you, I didn't
01:15think you were going to be the one.
01:17You took everything from me and made me yours.
01:19I took everything.
01:21I gave you everything.
01:24Bad time.
01:25Bye.
01:26Bye.
01:29Hey, honey.
01:30Hello, sir.
01:31I like your outfit.
01:32Wow.
01:33It's bed time.
01:33I know.
01:34It's the last episode.
01:35We're dressed apart.
01:36And not only is it bedding day.
01:38Mm-hmm.
01:39It is your day.
01:39It's Father's Day.
01:40So, I got you something.
01:41Oh.
01:41Oh, you got me, honey?
01:43Close your eyes.
01:44No peeking, Abba.
01:46I asked you not to look.
01:48What is a crown?
01:49It's a crown because you're the king of the house.
01:52Now I'm a king.
01:53King of my castle.
01:54Yes.
01:55King of my castle.
01:56All right.
01:58It is Father's Day weekend.
02:00OK.
02:01My favorite father.
02:03Thought we could celebrate by having our favorite cocktail.
02:08Au Fasson.
02:09Au Fasson.
02:10Cheers to you, Dads.
02:11We're blessed to know you, blessed to have you,
02:13and blessed to be mad at you.
02:16Yeah, whatever.
02:17Oh.
02:18Oh.
02:19OK.
02:20Pour that little heart on the floor there.
02:24Babe, come on in here.
02:25We're getting ready to start.
02:26Well, guess what?
02:27Freya and I are meowing our way into tonight's episode.
02:30Well.
02:31Or so.
02:32You don't want to watch 90 Day Fiancé.
02:34There she goes.
02:34Never mind, I guess.
02:35Oh, my gosh.
02:36Well, guess what?
02:37We got to continue ranking these weddings by vows, venue, execution, and dress.
02:44The dresses better be on point.
02:45Point.
02:46Let me just say that.
02:46We're judging.
02:47We're the fashion police tonight.
02:49This is the last episode before the tell-all.
02:50We're a couple of picky bitches here.
02:52Yes.
02:53Alicia, it's time for the tea party.
02:55Poke your uncle up.
02:56Come on, let's get that caffeine.
02:58OK.
02:58Ready?
03:00Ready, three?
03:01Let's do a sip.
03:02Cheers.
03:02Cheers.
03:02Cheers.
03:03All right, Lisey, we're going to do a toast now to your dad, the best dad in the world,
03:11and to all the dads out there in the world.
03:13Happy Father's Day.
03:14Happy Father's Day.
03:16Cheers.
03:17Cheers.
03:20Mmm.
03:20It's so good.
03:24Here we go.
03:26Here we go.
03:28Cheers.
03:30It's a wedding day.
03:32Hey, Stevie.
03:33Wedding day.
03:34Do you know how to tie a tie?
03:37Honestly, I don't.
03:38I was hoping you do.
03:40I don't know.
03:40Why does he always have the same shirt on?
03:42I mean, it's a cool shirt.
03:43It's cooler in 1987, but, you know, to wear every time?
03:46I don't know.
03:47I mean, I hope he's not wearing that to the wedding.
03:49I hope he does.
03:51Thank you, Tinka.
03:53This guy's in trouble from the get-go.
03:54Oh, no.
03:55No.
03:56No, that's...
03:57Oh, yeah.
03:58No, come on, man.
03:59No, my friend.
04:00No, that's not it.
04:01You got to take the bottom up, not the bottom to the bottom.
04:04Saeed over here.
04:06You know how to tie a tie?
04:07Well, how about this?
04:08How about we do a little tie-off, see if we can do it the fastest?
04:11You want a tie-off?
04:12Tie-off.
04:13Who can tie the tie first?
04:17There's pressure.
04:18How you doing?
04:19I forgot.
04:20I need practice.
04:20I guess I can just slow down and relax.
04:22Damn.
04:23I got nothing.
04:26I forgot how to do a tie.
04:28Tie king.
04:29Tie king.
04:30Wait, now I'm mad, because I used to be good at this.
04:32Do you want me to tie yours for you?
04:34Look at that!
04:35That looks like s***.
04:37What are you talking about?
04:39It's good enough.
04:39Well, it's not a tie, dude.
04:40It's a knot.
04:41What are you talking about?
04:42Get out of here.
04:43God damn it.
04:45You're just not there yet.
04:46Does Thais know how to tie a tie?
04:48No idea.
04:49No idea?
04:49Well, you're screwed.
04:51Hey, Dad.
04:51Hey, what's going on?
04:53Good.
04:54You all right?
04:54Yeah.
04:55You ready to do today?
04:56Yeah.
04:56I'm doing good.
04:57Aw, happy Father's Day, Perry.
04:59Happy Father's Day, Perry.
05:00Happy Father's Day.
05:02Just a sweetest.
05:03He's a good guy.
05:03He's so cute.
05:04Let's go.
05:05All right.
05:08Him walking over down the aisle is going to make me cry.
05:10Aw, anything makes you cry.
05:12You make me cry.
05:13I make you cry.
05:15Not happy, Tiaran.
05:17These are one of those moments that every parent's want to witness with their kids.
05:21Don't get me started.
05:22Aw, look at that.
05:24Aw.
05:25Chuck in my boy.
05:26You know exactly how he's feeling.
05:28It was very sweet.
05:30You know, very special.
05:31When you saw me in my dress?
05:32Yeah.
05:33It's like very sweet.
05:34You didn't even know she was pregnant.
05:37Okay.
05:38All right.
05:44Uh-oh.
05:44Here we go.
05:45Tied the tie very nicely.
05:48Oh, my God.
05:48I remember walking down the aisle to you.
05:51My eyelash got stuck in the veil.
05:54Oh, my God.
05:54If I hear that story one more time, I can't take it anymore.
05:58Yes.
05:59You don't understand what I went through.
06:05Oh, my God.
06:06I need a drink.
06:08I just can't get to him fast enough.
06:10I remember when we walked down the aisle, I couldn't get to you fast enough, but because
06:14everybody was staring at me.
06:16And I was like, I want to do something.
06:19Don't start your wedding day with Mom, Dad.
06:21I, to this day, feel I'm the luckiest guy in the world.
06:24Aw.
06:25Aw.
06:25Don't you feel that way?
06:27Ha, ha, ha.
06:29Be careful.
06:30Be careful now.
06:31I feel like I'm the most luckiest person in the entire universe.
06:36There you go.
06:36Cute.
06:37Good job.
06:38Good job.
06:39I learned from the legend.
06:41Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
06:43Oh, boy.
06:50Wedding day.
06:51The frozen wedding.
06:52Wedding day.
06:53Is she speaking Spanish yet?
06:54Gave her, like, a day to speak Spanish.
06:57Don't look at me.
06:59You don't teach me.
07:01At least I can read it.
07:02I don't need to teach you.
07:03Go learn on your own.
07:06Juan and Jessica.
07:07Oh, my gosh.
07:08Look at David.
07:09Did you finish your vows last night?
07:11No.
07:12Juan David.
07:13You better get on it.
07:14Juan's dying.
07:15I don't know where the damn target was.
07:18Have you heard of pen and paper, bro?
07:19You know?
07:21Pencil and paper.
07:23You waited the last minute, too, though, on your vows.
07:26But I was busy doing stuff more than you.
07:28You don't do it the day of.
07:30You do it way beforehand.
07:32You work on your vows for a while.
07:35I was busy the whole time, months leading up to the wedding.
07:38Oh, my gosh.
07:40Stop.
07:41Did you write your vows to mom or no?
07:43No.
07:43We didn't write ours.
07:45I wish we did.
07:45We just followed the script in the book.
07:47That's what we did.
07:48See?
07:48We're basically twins.
07:49It was hard enough to remember, repeat what somebody was telling me,
07:53that trying to write your own vows was too much.
07:56Jess told me she has six pages.
07:58And I'm like, six of them?
08:00I thought we were doing two or two and a half, but six.
08:03Jeez, six pages?
08:05And then when I was three, I always dreamt about getting married.
08:09And then when I was four years old, we had little cue cards.
08:13It was about ten, but there was a small, yeah.
08:15Yeah.
08:15So that would equal, like, maybe a page.
08:18What is this?
08:19Is it vows or are they writing a book?
08:21I don't know.
08:21Six pages is about five pages too many.
08:24You have to be at the wedding venue at 2 p.m.
08:28And then the wedding starts at 4.
08:30So I have, like, two more hours procrastinating.
08:34That's what it is.
08:36What do you need?
08:36Just a couple minutes with your GPT.
08:38That's all.
08:39You are the least romantic person.
08:42I am not.
08:43I'm very romantic.
08:44I think I did it, like, two hours in advance.
08:46Like, same.
08:47So thoughtful.
08:48It was thoughtful and from the heart.
08:49I, it touched me, but I didn't know you did it an hour before.
08:54Did you do it on the ride to the venue?
08:57No, it wasn't that bad either.
08:59Herbie, the wedding's being canceled.
09:02You don't have to get ready anymore, okay?
09:05I bet you he's been practicing that, too, just in case.
09:08He's like, I'm going back to Colombia.
09:09And there's nothing you can do.
09:11Just stop me.
09:12Oh, boy.
09:13Hopefully he can get his vows done, because they're about to get married.
09:16Say vows or bowels?
09:17I can't...
09:18Both.
09:18He better empty the bowels and write his vows.
09:22Mom's wedding day!
09:24Mom's wedding day!
09:26Off to the wedding.
09:27Hopefully it all goes smooth.
09:29It's going to.
09:32All these couples are, like, staying the night with each other and waking up with each other.
09:35And we did not do that.
09:36We were very traditional.
09:38You say that...
09:39Well, I don't know about that.
09:39Hey, Mom was pregnant, too, at your wedding with me.
09:42So let's not...
09:43We got...
09:43She was pregnant that night.
09:45You got pregnant that night.
09:47You were born three months early.
09:50That's all I'm going to say about that.
09:54Let's get to it, sweetie.
09:58Whoa!
09:59He's going down under.
10:00You ain't in Australia.
10:04Oh, great!
10:05You found the headset!
10:06Yay!
10:07Here's one for you, Dad.
10:08What is this?
10:09So we're going to play the silent disco.
10:11So everyone's going to put these on.
10:13You're going to link it to your phone.
10:15And then you're going to pick your favorite song.
10:18Okay.
10:18And we're all going to dance.
10:20We are?
10:21Are you ready?
10:22Okay.
10:23Get set and go.
10:26I love the way you work big things
10:28When you're sexy static down the road
10:30Almost the weekend
10:32Putting in these hours every day
10:35I'm...
10:36Feeling at the top of my mind
10:44You should have figured
10:46My way you should have figured
10:50But now I'm in the long run
10:56Whoa!
11:01Whoa, this was fun
11:02Way to go, honey
11:03I don't know what music you guys were listening
11:05But...
11:06Wow!
11:16Badding time
11:17Badding, badding, badding
11:20Badding time
11:20You should kind of stop her bringing it
11:23Bring it on
11:24This is your guy, right?
11:25That's my G, my man
11:26That's your guy
11:26That's my G
11:27Right there, so P
11:28So good
11:33Oh my goodness
11:35She's wearing like a dress
11:37Whoa!
11:38Whoa!
11:38Hold on now
11:39Hold on
11:40Okay
11:41Okay, lingerie
11:43Okay
11:43Holy wow
11:47That's a tan for me
11:49What would you wear in your bedding?
11:50A v-neck
11:51Pajama bottoms
11:53Matching
11:54Yeah, I guess you just go with PJs
11:55Good old PJs
11:57My bow tie, I mean
11:58It looks a little crooked
12:00You look great
12:01Really?
12:02Yeah
12:02Oh my gosh!
12:04Perfect!
12:05It looks a little bit
12:06Chippendale
12:07Stripping gag or something
12:08Oh my God, you're matching him
12:10Stop it
12:11Jesus
12:11Hey, who wore it better?
12:13Okay, okay
12:14Hey, here we are
12:16What do you think?
12:18So good
12:19Wow
12:20Ooh
12:21Much better
12:23One plan that did pretty good job for this
12:26Still looks like a porno setup
12:28But it's a bedding
12:29It's a bedding
12:30As you're playing
12:32I'm gonna tell Shekinah
12:33To wait about 10 seconds
12:35And then she's gonna walk out on her own
12:38Come greet him
12:39Okay
12:39Oh
12:40Wow
12:41We had a violin
12:42Yeah, no, we had a harp
12:44It was a harp?
12:45I don't know
12:45I thought it was the same thing
12:46The violinist needed a gig
12:48This almost seems
12:51I'm sorry
12:51When I was a kid
12:52I used to play
12:52Getting Married
12:53With some of my friends
12:54In an old apartment
12:55You used to play
12:55Getting Married?
12:56I used to play
12:57Getting Married
12:57With my friends
12:58And I did like one
12:59And we like
13:00Would kiss and giggle
13:01A girl or a guy?
13:02A girl
13:03At the time
13:04Okay
13:05Zerper
13:07When I first met you
13:08Something about you
13:09Felt familiar and comforting
13:11Like I'd known you for a long time
13:13What do you think about
13:14Having the vowels on your phone?
13:16Would you rather have it on
13:17Cute car
13:18Like little cards
13:19I feel like there's a little
13:20Extra element into
13:21Writing it out
13:23That on a phone
13:24And Shekinah
13:25I promise
13:26To not cheat on you
13:28Ever once
13:29In my life
13:30That's nice
13:32That's a good thing
13:32That's what she needs
13:35I love you
13:36I'm not gonna cheat on you
13:37It's just the best time
13:38To bring that stuff up
13:39He just wants to let her know
13:41Yeah
13:41I will never cheat on you
13:43Not even once
13:44Not once
13:44Yeah
13:45So why don't you guys
13:46Do your vowels right now
13:48Make up something right now
13:50From the heart
13:50From the day that I met you
13:53I didn't think you were gonna be the one
13:54But when I started talking with you
13:57I felt connection with your heart
13:59You took everything from me
14:02And made me yours
14:03I took everything
14:06You took everything
14:07I gave you everything
14:13By the power vested in me
14:18It is my great honor
14:19To pronounce that you are
14:20Husband and wife
14:21You may seal your vows
14:23With a kiss
14:23Congrats
14:26Wow
14:27Well it's a long time coming
14:30Yay
14:31Instead of a whole ceremony
14:32You just get a kiss
14:33Straight to the point
14:35I want the whole thing
14:36Why you want the whole thing?
14:37No
14:37I want the whole ceremony
14:39Psycho
14:41It's not over yet
14:43What are you doing?
14:46What is this?
14:48I can never get enough
14:50Oh
14:51Oh
14:51You see me?
14:53You see this ring?
14:57Yeah
14:57Sophie
14:58Let's get to it sweetie
15:02Oh
15:05He's going down under
15:07You ain't in Australia
15:08Well
15:09Here we go
15:10Okay
15:10Oh that's why they wanted
15:12The bedding
15:12Because then you can
15:13Literally just go right to
15:15The bed
15:16The bed
15:16I didn't know
15:17If there was going to be
15:18Some people watching
15:19On the phone
15:20Or something like that
15:21I mean it would have been
15:22Awkward if her daughter was there
15:23Yeah I might say so
15:25Married
15:29Forever
15:30You married my friend
15:34We got a poor one
15:35For the
15:36Oh my god
15:38Alex
15:39Well we have to rank
15:40Shekinah and Sarpers
15:42What do you give
15:43The venue
15:44That's a hotel
15:45A seven
15:46I give it a six
15:47The dress
15:48You like the dress
15:50I like that
15:50It's a ten
15:51You liked it
15:52I give it a nine
15:53For what this
15:54Kind of wedding was
15:55For the wedding
15:55It was nine
15:57Nine and a half
15:57It was good
15:58They got a ten
15:59For originality
15:59But we said execution
16:02I give it an eight
16:03For what kind of wedding
16:05This was
16:05They're pretty close
16:06To Joan and Greg here
16:07They're fighting
16:08Top frontrunner
16:09So
16:10And the prize
16:11Is going to be
16:11Out of this world
16:12Just wait and see
16:13Out of this world
16:14You're never going to
16:14See it
16:15Tell me something in French
16:24Here you go
16:35Arts and crafts
16:37Yes
16:37Well I thought
16:38We didn't give each other
16:39A father's day card
16:40So let's do one tonight
16:41You have 60 seconds
16:42To do your design
16:43I'll do mine
16:44Did you not get
16:45The gift card I gave you
16:46Yeah but that didn't
16:47Say anything special
16:48So make it special
16:49Oh you don't need money
16:50It's nothing special
16:51Okay
16:51Shut up what color you want
16:52Purple
16:53Purple okay
16:53I'll do green
16:55Alright ready
16:56Set
16:57Go
16:57Oh my goodness gracious
17:00I'm going to do
17:03A little
17:04Do
17:04Do
17:06Do
17:06I don't think
17:0760 seconds
17:08Is going to be
17:08Enough time
17:09Oh god
17:15Are you done
17:17I'm done
17:18Okay time's up
17:20Time's up
17:20Oh jeez
17:21Did you make a tie
17:22I did
17:23You son of a darn
17:24Jeez
17:25I did a little
17:26Fringe
17:27And I got
17:29Hap
17:29For happy father's day
17:31I did happy father's day
17:33And then it says
17:34Love you
17:35To the best father
17:36Aww
17:37I said
17:38Love you mucho
17:39And then I drew
17:40Our family
17:41Aww
17:42Okay you win
17:44You got me with that
17:46Wow
17:51Okay
17:52Look at this
17:53Nice little venue
17:54Right here
17:54Must be Mark and Mina
17:56Oh Mark and Mina
17:58Oh yeah
17:59This is the fancy wedding
18:00Maria
18:02Maria
18:04Yay
18:07Aww
18:09Look at Maria
18:10Aww
18:11Look at her waving
18:13To the crowd
18:14Wow Maria's
18:15She's stealing the show
18:16Of course
18:18Little kids
18:18All the little kids do
18:20Aww
18:20Babies and weddings
18:22Babies and weddings
18:23It's a very emotional season
18:25For me
18:26You ready to go I guess
18:29Yeah
18:29Okay
18:30Aww Mark's the dad
18:32Walking her down the aisle
18:34I gotta say Mina
18:35You know what
18:36For all my differences
18:37I've had with her
18:38She's rocking a
18:3910 out of 10
18:40On that dress
18:41Yeah she's looking good
18:42I Mark
18:44I Mark
18:45Take you Mina
18:46Take you Mina
18:47To be my wife
18:48To be my wife
18:49Moi Mina
18:51Moi Mina
18:52Je te prends Mark
18:54Pour ĂȘtre mon Ă©poux
18:55Oh a bilingual wedding
18:58We had that too
18:59We did
19:00I only understood part of it
19:02I love that
19:03Yeah
19:04Tell me something in French
19:05Give me my vows
19:06Tu es vraiment
19:07L'amour de ma vie
19:08Je ne sais pas ce que
19:10Je devais faire sans toi
19:11Dans ma vie
19:12Je t'aimerais jusqu'au fond
19:14De ma vie
19:16And you make
19:18He's the bride
19:19Yay
19:24Say hi
19:25Yeah
19:27Cheers
19:28Cheers
19:29Cheers
19:29Cheers
19:29Cheers
19:30Cheers
19:30Cheers
19:31Mark and Mina
19:32Mark and Mina
19:33Cheers
19:33Cheers
19:34Cheers
19:35To the newlyweds
19:37Woohoo
19:37Everybody
19:39If you would like
19:40To go
19:41All of us
19:41Going to the land
19:42There would be
19:43A seaplane
19:43Coming for landing
19:44You ready to go for a ride
19:45Yes
19:46Oh they're flying away
19:49Look how cool that is
19:50Oh my god
19:51Is it going to have
19:52Little bottles
19:53Flying in the
19:54In the back
19:55I was going to say
19:56Wow
19:57This is neat
19:59And all you got
20:00Was fireworks
20:01I know
20:03And I had to drive
20:04I don't even know
20:04What I drew home in
20:05How did I get home
20:06From the venue
20:07Yeah
20:07A car
20:09It was only a couple blocks
20:10I know
20:10But it wasn't a plane
20:11I know that
20:12I heard if you're
20:14Planning for worst case
20:15Scenario
20:16That's the type
20:17Of plan you want
20:17The one for water
20:18Yeah
20:19Because it's way easier
20:20To like escape and land
20:21What if there's no water
20:22Well you make sure
20:23You find water
20:24Okay I'm just saying
20:25And now the moment
20:27We've all been waiting
20:28For
20:28Mr. and Mrs. Mark
20:30And Mina
20:31Woohoo
20:33Yay
20:33Outfit change
20:36Now that's a dress
20:37Looking lovely
20:38Beautiful
20:39We had outfit changes
20:41Leave it to us
20:42Yeah we did
20:43We had outfit changes
20:44So good for Mina
20:45And I think she's
20:45The only one
20:46That's changed
20:46And we put on
20:47T-shirts too
20:48For the love is love
20:49Dance
20:50Everything's gonna be great
20:54So
20:55I'm pregnant
20:55Not drunk
20:58Oh my god
21:00My knees are weak
21:02Give him a heart attack
21:03I knew
21:04I knew she was joking
21:06I was waiting for it
21:07Oh my god
21:09Jordan would have lit
21:10Your dress on fire
21:11Every time I told you
21:13I was pregnant
21:14You had the same reaction
21:15Like what
21:15No
21:17My knees are weak
21:19We did it baby
21:21Yeah
21:22Finally
21:23I love you
21:25I love you too baby
21:27Aww
21:29And they're married
21:30Yeah it looks like fun
21:31Look at Maria
21:32Like our kids at
21:34Our Cameroonian wedding
21:35Scarlett and Coben
21:36Just dancing
21:37Yeah
21:38It was so cute
21:39So cute
21:39Little kids dancing
21:40It's just the cutest
21:41What are you gonna rate
21:42This wedding
21:43Um
21:44Their vows
21:45Um
21:46It was kinda
21:47The traditional
21:49Kind of vows
21:49But they did do it
21:50Bilingual
21:51So I'll give them a five
21:52I'll do a
21:53Eight
21:54Yeah
21:55Okay
21:56The language
21:57I guess
21:58Everybody has a right
21:59To their vote
22:00The venue
22:01I give it a ten
22:03I give it a ten
22:05Myself
22:06I would've
22:06On the lake
22:07Like that
22:08That was beautiful
22:09Yeah
22:09Dress
22:10I give it
22:10Eight and a half
22:11I give the first dress
22:12A ten
22:13The second one
22:13An eight and a half
22:14Oh really
22:15And the execution
22:17Of the wedding
22:18I give it a nine
22:19Hey it was a ten
22:21No not a ten
22:22Cause Kenny Armando's
22:23Is a ten
22:24But let's say
22:24Nine point five
22:25And I'm petty
22:27I'm petty like that
22:28You're comparing it
22:29To ours
22:29You are being petty
22:30Love it
22:31Cheers
22:31Cheers
22:32It's all over
22:34And at the same time
22:36It just started
22:37Oh yeah
22:39It is longer
22:39Than you can ever
22:40I anticipate my boy
22:41Long
22:43No so long
22:46Good luck pal
22:48So all your complaining
22:53About not having vows
22:55I figured we can do them now
22:57You know better later than ever
22:59Really?
23:00Really yes
23:01I can't believe I'm doing this
23:03In your little black book
23:04With your Sarpra outfit on
23:05It's empty
23:06Better stay empty
23:09Ready?
23:17Hold on
23:17Before you start
23:18Put it in there
23:19Uh huh
23:19Okay
23:20Okay
23:20I don't know how to do this
23:22But
23:22I don't know how to do this
23:23I don't know how to do this
23:24I don't know how to do this
23:24Kind
23:25Oh palak
23:26Lauren
23:29Thank you for scratching me
23:31To sleep every night
23:32Making me coffee every morning
23:34Cleaning poopy diapers
23:35You're the best
23:36Love you from the whole world
23:38Thank you
23:41Alex
23:42I promise to love you
23:44Every day
23:44Even if I don't want to
23:45Scratch your ass every night
23:47Thank you for always
23:48Encouraging the kids
23:50To eat my delicious food
23:51Even when it's dry and bad
23:53I love you
23:54You see
23:55This is
23:55This is good
23:56Now we're done
23:57We don't need to do
23:58Nothing else
23:59You're welcome
23:59Maddie and Stevie
24:06Here she comes
24:08Here we go
24:09Maddie and Stevie
24:11We join today
24:12In the celebration
24:13Please face each other
24:15And join hands
24:16You're going to cry here too?
24:19No I'm not going to cry here too
24:21Enough with the crying
24:22Fun of me
24:23I'm very emotional
24:25I see that
24:26Maddie I give you the serene
24:30As a simple reminder
24:31That you're becoming my husband
24:33Sayed's like
24:36No
24:37He's crying
24:37No
24:38Traditional vows
24:41I got to say
24:42The best you can do
24:43John you're just such like
24:44No
24:44You're just just softy bro
24:46You want to write your own vows
24:47It's so cute
24:48The best
24:49You think people should
24:49Express themselves
24:50Uniquely
24:52You get no A's
24:53When you do it like that
24:54In my book
24:55Okay
24:55You know
24:56The best you can get
24:57Is a B
24:57I now pronounce you husband
24:59And wife
24:59Maddie
25:00You may kiss your bride
25:01They did it
25:03And his tie looked perfect
25:05Perfect
25:05Oh one more kiss
25:07I'd like to introduce you
25:12For the first time
25:14Mr. and Mishra's
25:15Maddie
25:15Jerome
25:16Yeah
25:19Congratulations
25:25Another good wedding
25:31Another good wedding
25:32Now it's time to party
25:33That's the best part about weddings
25:34It would be nice to see
25:36The new Maddie
25:38Unwind a little bit
25:39Get a little tipsy
25:40Have a good time
25:41Take the tie off
25:42Do a little dirty dancing
25:43We're just really happy
25:47That
25:48It's all over
25:50And at the same time
25:51It just started
25:53Oh yeah
25:54It is longer than you can ever
25:56Anticipate my boy
25:57It is long
25:58You just
25:58Long dirty
26:02It goes so long
26:04You have no idea
26:09How long it is buddy
26:11Good luck pal
26:14Yay
26:21Cheers to them
26:23Cheers to them
26:24Cheers to Maddie and Stevie
26:26Happy wedding
26:26Happy wedding
26:27Woo
26:28Freedy came up
26:29Because she wants to do
26:30The rankings on Maddie
26:31And Stevie's wedding
26:32Well it's a Persian wedding
26:34Oh there you go
26:35Let's rank this
26:36What do you think
26:37Vows
26:38Eight
26:38I give it a seven
26:39They're kind of normal vows
26:41Venue
26:42I give it an eight and a half
26:44Yeah
26:45Eight
26:45Dress
26:47Yeah
26:48Our humble opinion
26:50A seven
26:51We know a lot about dresses
26:52Yeah we're all about it
26:54And the execution
26:56It was a nine and a half
26:58Nine
26:58Usually you're lower than me
26:59This time I was lower than you
27:01Oh
27:01So
27:02Nine
27:02But pretty good
27:04Overall good
27:05I would enjoy myself
27:06Overall yes
27:07Juan
27:08You may now kiss the bride
27:10I'm surprised like they didn't get married on a cruise ship
27:16You know I knew a buddy who married a stripper
27:18And we went to a strip club for the after party
27:20And they lasted about a couple weeks
27:22So maybe you know
27:23You don't go where you
27:25You know
27:25It's father's day
27:28Did you come to get
27:29Oh
27:30Yay
27:30How are you
27:32Father's day
27:33Did you have a good day
27:34Whoa
27:35See papa over there
27:37Hey buddy
27:38How are you
27:39Did you have a good time at Lala's
27:41Yeah
27:41Yeah
27:42Oh
27:43Hi buddy
27:44Aww
27:45Aww
27:46Lala
27:47Happy father's day
27:48Happy father's day
27:50All right
27:50Are you guys going to bed
27:52All right
27:53I love you
27:54Hey grab your pajamas
27:55Out of your room
27:56Here we go
28:01Where are we
28:01Juan and Jessica
28:03Hopefully Juan
28:05Got his vows done
28:06Juan's going to be like
28:08Right on fire from the hip
28:09Kind of guy
28:10You know
28:10I gave up the cruise ships for you
28:12Now I'm in Wyoming
28:14In the middle
28:15Yeah I wonder if we're going to have
28:15The martyr vows
28:17Yeah right
28:18What if Jessica said something in Spanish
28:20That would be a good idea
28:23That would be the ultimate surprise
28:25Look we got a wedding
28:27You want to watch
28:28I think she's falling asleep already
28:29She's purr and I can hear her
28:31You like the show
28:33She said yes
28:35You like the weddings
28:36Beautiful
28:37She said yes I can hear
28:39We like them too
28:40She said the weddings have been purr-fect
28:43Yes we have
28:47No
28:51Yeah
28:52Wife means sposa
28:54Yes
28:55I guess it's the same symbolism
29:02Yeah
29:03You know
29:04You ain't going nowhere
29:05Going nowhere
29:05Is he drunk?
29:07Is that going in his vows?
29:08I've been drunk at plenty of weddings
29:10Before they even started
29:11Don't give me some champagne
29:13Well here comes a bride
29:19She looks so pretty
29:20Why am I getting so emotional today?
29:23You keep getting emotional all day today
29:25I already go view my vows
29:27That's it
29:27Scratching your ass?
29:29Yes keep scratching my ass
29:31Good job
29:31I'm surprised like they didn't get married on a cruise ship
29:35Do you think that would have been a good idea?
29:37I don't know
29:38It kind of goes with like their whole vibe
29:39You know I knew a buddy who married a stripper
29:41And we went to a strip club for the after party
29:44It lasted about a couple weeks
29:46So maybe you know
29:47You don't go where you
29:48I always got a story
29:52I always got a story
29:53I can't help but reflect on the journey that has brought us to this breathtakingly beautiful moment
30:04You see that's why the vows are no good
30:08Make you cry and stuff
30:09It is important for a woman to see her man cry
30:12Aww that's so sweet
30:15Is dad crying?
30:16No
30:17Aww man
30:20Hot in here
30:22Aww he's crying
30:23It's kind of hot
30:24We both got emotional during our vows
30:28I remember the one was
30:30Every choice I've ever made
30:32Every road I've ever taken
30:33Any path that diverted me from that road led me to you
30:38Yes I remember that
30:39That's sweet
30:41I don't remember any of mine
30:42Wow damn it
30:43I just started to tear up
30:44And I thought I was going to get something good back
30:46Te amare todos los dĂ­as de mi vida
30:51All right she busted out some Spanish
30:59Wow okay well we're all surprised
31:02Hey
31:03Good job Lauren
31:05Yeah you called it
31:06I'm not going to say ours in Hebrew so don't even think it
31:08Juan you may now kiss the bride
31:11Oh yeah
31:15That was beautiful
31:17Another happy ending to a beautiful wedding
31:22Yeah another great wedding
31:23Yeah one more 90 day marriage in the books
31:27I kind of feel like I'm already like a
31:30I don't know
31:30Like a
31:31Proud father
31:32Okay
31:34Vows what do you give?
31:36Well Juan's I give a nine
31:38Nine and a half
31:39You don't give her a nine and a half?
31:41Nine
31:41Well so a nine
31:42All right I give them a nine and vows as well
31:46Dress
31:47It was a classic normal dress
31:51I say seven
31:52Eight for me
31:53For venue I give it a nine and a half
31:57I think it's an eight
31:58I love the snow and all that I thought that was pretty
32:02The snow isn't part of the venue
32:04It's just part of nature
32:05Well that's why they had it outside
32:07So it was a smart move
32:10Okay
32:10Okay and the execution I give a nine
32:13Yeah nine seems to go smooth and no
32:16Yeah no problems
32:17Congrats guys
32:18All good
32:18Frida liked it she might not act like it right now
32:21But she actually liked it
32:23Next time on 90 Day Fiancé the couples tell all
32:28It's tell all time
32:30Oh man I love it tell all
32:32Love the tell all
32:33Even being at a tell all I love it
32:35Please welcome
32:36Big Ed
32:37Greg quit screwing around
32:40Are you still living with mommy?
32:42Oh my god
32:44I can't
32:45Even Greg's like listen here
32:47Well Ed does know something about that
32:49Problem is Gregory's probably three times your size
32:51You're the sourest person here
32:53She is
32:53I don't even need to be here
32:56Why are you attacking her?
32:58Wait why do they have beef?
33:00We got money on Shekinah
33:02I don't know how I got so many people so riled up
33:07You said something
33:08Put your finger in my face again
33:10Put your finger down
33:12That yes
33:12Oh my goodness
33:14Maddie
33:15Maddie
33:16Come on now
33:17Maddie
33:17Oh I knew he was going to explode at some point
33:20This guy
33:20You can't keep so many emotions inside
33:22Oh next week looks really good
33:24It does look good
33:26Okay we've seen all the weddings now
33:28Black cap score
33:30The winner is
33:31With an 8.9 score
33:34Joan and Greg
33:36Whoa
33:37With an 8.9
33:39Runner up
33:41Mark and Mina were runner up
33:43Guess who was
33:45The lowest score
33:46I won't say loser
33:47Probably
33:48Sean and Aaliyah
33:49Exactly
33:50Congratulations to everybody
33:52This is better than the Oscars
33:56Oh
33:57Happy Father's Day
33:59I know right
34:00Yeah
34:01You should help me get out of this tuxedo
34:03Okay
34:03And finish this bedding for Father's Day
34:06Okay
34:07Okay
34:08Okay
34:09Okay sir
34:09We're the real heroes
34:12I think we deserve another bit
34:13Yeah that sounds good to me
34:14That sounds good to me
34:15Come on
34:16What a great Father's Day
34:17Thank you
34:18Thanks for having me
34:19We got to watch the show
34:19With my favorite fathers
34:21Way to go man
34:22Come on my G
34:22Come on help me up
34:23Help me up
34:24I'm getting told for this
34:25Oh my gosh
34:27You guys are rolled
34:28Thanks for having me
34:30Thanks for marrying my daughter
34:32Ha ha ha ha