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  • 6/21/2025
The Boy I Hate Full Movie
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00:00:00Okay, well, all this noise is giving me a headache, so I'm gonna go back upstairs.
00:00:12Oh, there's Tristan.
00:00:15I lost my virginity to him, and now he's cozying up to her.
00:00:20It's all so killing me, is that he's my best friend.
00:00:25She'll be pissed if she finds out I slept with her brother.
00:00:27Yeah, uh, I'll be up in a sec.
00:00:31Okay.
00:00:37Why is he acting like nothing happened between us?
00:00:42All those feelings last night?
00:00:45Are they just gone?
00:00:53I'm stupid to have thought he'd feel the same way.
00:00:57I cannot be dreaming about that asshole right now.
00:01:04Look, either way, I'm not letting you drive across the country, alone, trying to figure out your life.
00:01:09Oh my god, wait!
00:01:11Duh, why don't you drive with my brother?
00:01:13No.
00:01:14I'm gonna text him to pick you up tomorrow at 10, okay?
00:01:17I love you.
00:01:17Bye.
00:01:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:21You're supposed to knock, not break down my door, you stupid giant.
00:01:25Never mind, Wren.
00:01:36She's up now.
00:01:43Tristan, long time no see.
00:01:45Mind if we skip the small talk?
00:01:46I wasn't planning on coming to Sherman Oaks on my way to New York.
00:01:51So, is this your outfit, or...
00:01:55Just, hold on.
00:02:03I think that was the last time we saw each other.
00:02:04I took a red eye from Austin to surprise Wren for a grad party.
00:02:14I don't remember you at that party.
00:02:16I, uh...
00:02:17Left early to go out with my family and boyfriend.
00:02:22Steven.
00:02:23Boyfriend.
00:02:26Is that all your luggage?
00:02:27Yeah, but I gotta take the sculpture down first.
00:02:29So...
00:02:31Mind giving me a hand?
00:02:48I got it.
00:02:54We're going all the way to New York in that?
00:02:56That's the plan, sweetheart.
00:02:59Wow, Tristan.
00:03:00You're just as sweet and considerate as I remember.
00:03:03Tell me, Smiles.
00:03:06What exactly do you remember?
00:03:11Tell me, Smiles.
00:03:14What exactly do you remember?
00:03:24Not much.
00:03:26Perfect.
00:03:27Makes two of us.
00:03:29You're saying you don't remember me.
00:03:31Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:03:34Yeah.
00:03:35Totally.
00:03:37Well, like you said, we got 3,000 miles of road to change all that.
00:03:41We don't have anything to do with each other,
00:03:42and I think it's best we keep it that way.
00:03:44Agreed?
00:03:45Suit yourself.
00:03:46I'm sure your boyfriend, Stefan...
00:03:48Steven.
00:03:49Would appreciate that.
00:03:56Everything all right?
00:04:20Yeah, I'm just...
00:04:23I'm just worried about Renee.
00:04:26Tell me about it.
00:04:28She just barely moved six months ago, and now she's getting married?
00:04:31Does she even know the guy?
00:04:32Uh, he and Ren seem happy.
00:04:34I guess they're in love.
00:04:37What about you?
00:04:39Me?
00:04:40Yeah, are you in love or what?
00:04:42Yeah, yeah.
00:04:43Actually, I am.
00:04:44I wasn't telling a joke, but okay.
00:04:50I just think it's funny how you say you're in love,
00:04:52but your little knight in shining armor is the one escorting you to New York.
00:04:56Yeah, he has work.
00:04:57It's very important.
00:04:58Yeah, more important than you.
00:04:59Yeah, you've been biting your lip and bouncing your legs for the last ten minutes
00:05:05because your boyfriend hasn't been picking up your calls, so...
00:05:09You look like, uh, nothing.
00:05:13Forget it.
00:05:14No, you can't do that.
00:05:16Come on, finish your sentence, Tristan.
00:05:17I'm a big girl.
00:05:18I was gonna say...
00:05:21You look like you haven't been properly fucked in forever.
00:05:27Uh, my sex life is none of your business.
00:05:32You're right.
00:05:33Absolutely.
00:05:34I can't believe you just said that.
00:05:36Well, you know, if you're so concerned about my relationship,
00:05:38could you just stop at Stephen's office up here so I can say goodbye?
00:05:41Please?
00:05:42All right, whatever you say, honey.
00:05:48You got ten minutes, Max.
00:05:51No last-minute quickies, got it?
00:06:03Stephen, turn the fucking phone off.
00:06:05You're killing the mood.
00:06:06Hey, baby, I gotta let it go to a voicemail so she thinks I'm in a meeting.
00:06:14What are you gonna dump her ass?
00:06:16You said you were gonna take me to Hillary.
00:06:17Hey, after the wedding, kitten.
00:06:19Hey, and if I'd have known she was gonna go to art school,
00:06:22I would have never wasted my time.
00:06:27Tristan!
00:06:28What are you doing here?
00:06:30I've been gone for over a half hour.
00:06:32What happened?
00:06:34Nothing.
00:06:35Let's go.
00:06:36No, you're crying.
00:06:37Did that yuppie boyfriend do something to you?
00:06:39No, Tristan, let's just go, please, before he sees me.
00:06:41Sammy?
00:06:42You didn't catch us, right?
00:06:44That's weird.
00:06:45Thought I heard him.
00:06:47Can I help you?
00:06:50You're the one who needs some help, you slimy piece of shit.
00:06:54You slimy piece of shit.
00:06:57Do I know you?
00:06:58Nah, but I know you.
00:07:00You're the guy stringing along something amazing because you're too much of a coward to let her go.
00:07:04Do you have any idea who you're talking to?
00:07:09And how do you even know Sammy?
00:07:10Better yet, why do you even care?
00:07:12Let's just say I'm a friend.
00:07:14Someone who doesn't appreciate ungrateful bastards like you taking advantage of her kindness.
00:07:19Kindness?
00:07:19It just doesn't really get my dick wet, you know?
00:07:24And also doesn't take away from the fact that she's kind of a failure.
00:07:28You don't deserve to say her name.
00:07:30All she ever does is care about you.
00:07:33And you're here talking shit.
00:07:34When you should be thankful, she even gives you the time of fucking day.
00:07:38Who do you think you are coming in here and talking to me like that?
00:07:41I'm the guy about to teach you some respect.
00:07:44I'm going to give you five seconds to get the hell out of my...
00:07:47Oh my god, Steven!
00:07:52The fuck is wrong with you?
00:07:53Security!
00:07:55Get the hell out of my...
00:07:57The fuck is wrong with you?
00:08:02Security!
00:08:03You're lucky that's all I do.
00:08:05Hey, if you ever badmouth Samantha smiles again,
00:08:08if you so much as look at her wrong,
00:08:10you won't just be losing a client or two.
00:08:13You'll be losing teeth.
00:08:15Got it.
00:08:23What the hell was that all about?
00:08:25Hey, I didn't ask you to go ape shit on my boyfriend.
00:08:27Oh, you mean you're lying, cheating bitch of a boyfriend?
00:08:29God, are you insane?
00:08:30This has nothing to do with you.
00:08:32Why would you just...
00:08:33Because I don't get how a girl like you ends up with a guy like him
00:08:36and it pisses me the fuck off.
00:08:38Why does it piss you off?
00:08:40Why do you even care?
00:08:41Because a guy like him doesn't know the real you.
00:08:44He doesn't even care that he hurts you every single day
00:08:46and...
00:08:47I would never do that to you, Sam,
00:08:49because I just...
00:08:50I...
00:08:52Because you what?
00:08:53Sorry, I...
00:08:58I...
00:08:58Just...
00:08:59Forget it.
00:09:04Because you what?
00:09:07Forget it.
00:09:08What I want to know is why you don't go in there and just dump the guy already.
00:09:11I can't!
00:09:12Really?
00:09:13You can't?
00:09:13So you're just going to pretend this fucker isn't cheating on you?
00:09:15Tristan, it's okay.
00:09:16No, it's not okay.
00:09:17He's the fucking scum of the earth.
00:09:19Look, I'll deal with Steven later.
00:09:20Alright?
00:09:21I don't want to cause any drama to Renee's big day,
00:09:24so I'll just wait after the wedding.
00:09:25Okay?
00:09:28Smiles.
00:09:29You know you deserve more than this.
00:09:30Don't you?
00:09:32I just want to get out of here.
00:09:33Okay?
00:09:35Please?
00:09:35Fine.
00:09:44Just don't let me catch you crying again.
00:09:46I don't know what I'll do.
00:09:51See?
00:09:52Better.
00:10:05Hey, Sammy.
00:10:13Sorry I didn't pick up earlier, honey.
00:10:15Today was crazy.
00:10:17No, it's okay.
00:10:18No, you're busy.
00:10:19That.
00:10:20Plus this random dude came into the office and assaulted me.
00:10:24Oh, no.
00:10:24Are you alright?
00:10:25Yeah, but it was just so weird.
00:10:28It seemed like he knew you.
00:10:29Big blonde guy.
00:10:30Kind of looks like a surfer.
00:10:31Nope.
00:10:32Doesn't sound familiar.
00:10:33But I'm glad you're okay.
00:10:34Yeah, I should be alright for the wedding.
00:10:36I gotta go.
00:10:37Have a safe drive, honey.
00:10:38Love you.
00:10:39Yeah, I love you too.
00:10:40See you soon.
00:10:42Don't look at me like that.
00:10:44Look, I'll figure it out after the wedding.
00:10:45This isn't forever.
00:10:46Yeah, I heard that one before.
00:11:04Good night, Tristan.
00:11:11Good night, Tristan.
00:11:11Poof!
00:11:36Poof!
00:11:37Is this the book about the sexy elves and shit?
00:11:43You know what you need.
00:11:45A nice dip in the lake to wash off all our germs.
00:11:47I can't even swim.
00:11:48Then I can just teach you. Duh.
00:11:54I'll never understand how I feel about him.
00:11:57To him, I'll always just be his baby sister's best friend.
00:12:02Earth to Samantha.
00:12:07Miles, uh, there's something I've been wanting to tell you.
00:12:20Yes?
00:12:23Hey!
00:12:28You guys mind if we share at the dock?
00:12:32Uh, sure.
00:12:37Hey, Savannah.
00:12:51It's Samantha.
00:12:52Oh.
00:12:53Right.
00:12:54For sure.
00:12:56Um, so Tristan said you're friends with his sister, right?
00:12:59You know, it would be so slay if you could be a girl's girl and put in a good word for us.
00:13:06I don't think he'd listen to me.
00:13:08Come on, Sabrina. You would be doing us a huge favor.
00:13:12Girl.
00:13:13I can tell you what else is probably huge.
00:13:17You don't need me to get him.
00:13:19I'm nobody.
00:13:19What the fuck's your problem, huh?
00:13:24What? What's your problem?
00:13:25Please, no one actually reads anymore.
00:13:27That book's just a prop for your little nerdy girl act, isn't it?
00:13:31What?
00:13:32Hey!
00:13:33Hey!
00:13:34You want to be different so bad.
00:13:36You really think playing all sweet and innocent is going to get him to like you?
00:13:40What?
00:13:41Oh my god, look at her blushing.
00:13:43She thinks she's a main character in one of her stupid little books.
00:13:46Aw, the little sister's best friend has a crush on the hot big brother.
00:13:50I do not have a crush on him.
00:13:52Just leave me alone.
00:14:02Oh yeah?
00:14:03Is that why you're parading your tits around?
00:14:05So the nerdy girl's actually a slut, huh?
00:14:08Hey, what the hell's going on?
00:14:11You want his attention, sweetie?
00:14:13Well then let us help you.
00:14:16Hey, what the fuck was that?
00:14:32She's not coming back up.
00:14:33Come on.
00:14:34Oh.
00:14:48Oh.
00:14:51Hey, tell me you're alright
00:15:09Oh my god, wow Tristan, you are literally a hero
00:15:13Don't fucking touch me, alright, just get out of here
00:15:16Babe, come on, it was an accident
00:15:19We were just messing around
00:15:21I said get out
00:15:23Before you get thrown in the water next
00:15:26Go
00:15:27Are you hurt?
00:15:34They must have nicked me with their nails
00:15:36Thank you
00:15:53For saving me
00:15:55Those girls
00:16:00They push you in
00:16:03Because of me
00:16:03It isn't your fault
00:16:06Isn't it if I would have just paid more attention
00:16:08God, I feel like such a piece of shit
00:16:10You're not a piece of shit
00:16:11You know, if Ren were there, she'd call me the same thing
00:16:14And she wouldn't be wrong
00:16:15Oh my god, I'm so sorry
00:16:21I'm so sorry, I don't know why I just did that
00:16:24Is that your way of thanking me for rescuing you?
00:16:28That was just my way of shutting you up
00:16:32Oh, really?
00:16:35Then I should get you to shut me up every day
00:16:37We shouldn't
00:16:50No, no, no, Ren is my best friend
00:16:53You kissed me first
00:16:55Remember?
00:16:56I know, but
00:16:57You're her older brother
00:16:59And she hates when girls make moves on you
00:17:01I
00:17:01But
00:17:02But
00:17:03You're not just any girl
00:17:06And
00:17:07Forget everyone else
00:17:15It's just
00:17:17You and me
00:17:18Do you want me, Sam?
00:17:26I couldn't quite hear those smiles
00:17:27Was that a yes or no?
00:17:31I want you
00:17:37Tristan
00:18:01I don't want to stop
00:18:04Don't
00:18:05It's fine
00:18:07Yeah, we can
00:18:11Have you ever done this before?
00:18:19I think I'm pretty much my first everything
00:18:21Sam?
00:18:50Where were you?
00:18:51I
00:18:56Went to the bathroom
00:18:57I don't remember you coming home last night
00:18:59I
00:19:03Lost track of time
00:19:04At the lake
00:19:05You were asleep when I got back
00:19:07The girls from across the lake came by when you were gone
00:19:14You brought me this
00:19:16So like
00:19:18In exchange
00:19:19You'll give us your brother's number, right?
00:19:21Wren
00:19:21Do they think I'm stupid?
00:19:23Like I don't know they're trying to use me to get to Tristan
00:19:25It's all anyone does
00:19:27It's always about Tristan
00:19:28Honestly, I think my dad even loves him more than me
00:19:31You would never do that to me
00:19:38Right, Sam?
00:19:39You're my friend because you love me
00:19:42Of course
00:19:44You're positive that you have absolutely no feelings for my brother
00:19:48Come on
00:19:49Come on
00:19:49You know I hate him
00:19:51We both hate him
00:19:52He's a fuckboy who's full of himself
00:19:54And doesn't have a single interesting thought in his shallow little head
00:19:57Tristan doesn't mean anything to me
00:20:00And he never will
00:20:01I know I can trust you
00:20:10Always, Wren
00:20:12Go on
00:20:12It's me and you
00:20:14There they go, showing off Golden Boy
00:20:25Again
00:20:26Attention everyone
00:20:28We are both so proud of Tristan
00:20:31You know UT Austin gave him a full scholarship
00:20:35My boy's going to be a Longhorn
00:20:37He had the summer off
00:20:39But next week he is off to college
00:20:41And back to the grind
00:20:44Isn't that right, son?
00:20:46Yes, sir
00:20:46Justin just had to invite his stupid jock friends over
00:20:56Oh, great
00:21:00The airheads come across the lake are here, too
00:21:02Hey
00:21:04Whoa, are you okay?
00:21:08You look like you just saw a ghost
00:21:10You want his attention, sweetie?
00:21:12Well, then let us help you
00:21:13Yeah, oh, yeah, fine
00:21:21God, all this noise is hurting my head
00:21:23I'm going to go back upstairs
00:21:24Want me to pick out a movie for us to watch?
00:21:27Yeah
00:21:28Uh, I'll be up in a sec
00:21:30Okay
00:21:31Hey, Tristan
00:21:35Can I talk to you?
00:21:36I feel like you've been avoiding me
00:21:39All day
00:21:42Oh, hey, Smiles
00:21:44Need something?
00:21:46No
00:21:47Never mind
00:21:48Just
00:21:49Forget it
00:21:51Forget it
00:21:53I knew you'd come around
00:22:20Want to take this to your room?
00:22:24Not in the mood
00:22:25I'm never going to be that stupid again
00:22:40Tristan
00:22:46Come on
00:22:48Open up, it's already 10
00:22:49We've got to get on the road
00:22:50If you don't get up in the next 10 seconds
00:22:53I swear to God
00:22:54I'll beat down this door with my fist
00:22:56Glad to see you're in a better mood this morning
00:23:01Please tell me you're not naked
00:23:03Please tell me you're not naked
00:23:07Put some clothes on
00:23:08The people of Utah don't need to see that
00:23:10I hate to break it to you
00:23:11But lots of people want to see that
00:23:13Wanted to get me in bed
00:23:18You could have just said so
00:23:19Shut up
00:23:20There was somebody else that was coming outside of their room
00:23:22Put that on
00:23:23God, can you hurry up so we can go already?
00:23:27Gee, thanks
00:23:28Just pay him back the favor
00:23:30Consider us even now
00:23:31Hey, tell me you're alright
00:23:38Are you nervous or something, Smiles?
00:23:42No
00:23:43Why would I be?
00:23:45Grew up running you and Ren
00:23:46It's nothing I haven't seen before
00:23:47It's okay to admit you liked what you saw
00:23:50We're not teens anymore, Tristan
00:23:53You can't tease me like this
00:23:55What if I'm not teasing, though?
00:23:59What if I'm serious?
00:24:00Tristan Montgomery
00:24:01Being serious?
00:24:03I'll believe it when I see it
00:24:05Do I look serious enough now?
00:24:10It's in the scar
00:24:11We should, uh, get going
00:24:16Meet you outside
00:24:21We're out of gas
00:24:29Don't worry, I'm not
00:24:30Filled up yesterday
00:24:31Hey
00:24:34Gas gauge is broken, genius
00:24:37Got gas last night
00:24:38We were taking your depression now
00:24:39We're driving 3,000 miles in a car
00:24:41With a broken gas gauge
00:24:42Gotten us this far, haven't I?
00:24:44Do you know how many asshole-sounding things
00:24:45You say a day?
00:24:46So, what have you been up to the last five years, huh?
00:24:58Thought you didn't like small talk
00:25:00Come on, lighten up smiles
00:25:02No harm in some conversation, right?
00:25:04It's basically just school and work
00:25:05And I graduated last year
00:25:07Now I'm a bartender
00:25:08You don't do sculptures full-time?
00:25:10As much as I'd like to
00:25:12I can't do art full-time
00:25:13Unless it's paying my bills full-time
00:25:15What about you?
00:25:17I own my own business
00:25:18Cleaning pools
00:25:20How did that happen?
00:25:22A year ago, I overheard some rich lady
00:25:24At a bar complaining about
00:25:26How disgusting her green pool was
00:25:28Her friend started saying
00:25:30She should hire a good-looking pool guy
00:25:31To make her husband jealous
00:25:32That's where I came in
00:25:34Sounds like a bad porno
00:25:36A bad porno?
00:25:38Oh, you wound me smiles
00:25:39Hey, uh, Smiles, you still awake?
00:25:57Hey
00:25:57Hey
00:26:03Uh, I have a hell of a headache
00:26:06Do you have any aspirin?
00:26:08Yeah
00:26:08Um, come in
00:26:10Thank you
00:26:21You gonna keep staring
00:26:31Or actually ask me about it?
00:26:34I'm sorry
00:26:34I just don't remember you having that scar
00:26:38Last time we met
00:26:39How did you get it?
00:26:43Playing football?
00:26:44I remember it was raining
00:26:47I was calling the play
00:26:49Lining up on the field
00:26:51Then
00:26:52Nothing
00:26:53I woke up in the hospital
00:26:56I woke up in the hospital
00:26:56With tubes coming out everywhere
00:26:58That was the last time I played college ball
00:27:01I lost my scholarship
00:27:03I'm so sorry
00:27:05Well
00:27:10Well
00:27:10You forgot the rest of our lives
00:27:15Don't you?
00:27:15Thank you for the aspirin.
00:27:29I'm going to let you get some sleep, all right?
00:27:31I'll see you tomorrow, Sam.
00:27:39What can I get for you?
00:27:41Just two coffees, please.
00:27:42So, you folks aren't from around here, are you?
00:27:46You and that poppin' hot dish of a man outside?
00:27:49Oh, no.
00:27:50We're still on the way to my best friend's wedding in New York City.
00:27:53He's her older brother.
00:27:54So you're shacking up with your best friend's brother?
00:27:56No, I have a boyfriend.
00:27:57Well, that's complicated.
00:27:58But Tristan and I aren't.
00:28:00I mean, we hooked up once, but it was years ago.
00:28:02He doesn't even remember.
00:28:05Oh, sweet pea.
00:28:07You think the man giving you bedroom eyes from all the way across the road wouldn't remember
00:28:13something like that?
00:28:15Think again.
00:28:18Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:28:20Hey.
00:28:27Anything sound good?
00:28:29What do you remember about me, Tristan?
00:28:33Uh, what do you mean?
00:28:36I can't possibly remember absolutely nothing about me.
00:28:40Right?
00:28:42Uh, I remember you always wore two braids split right down the middle.
00:28:47What do you remember about me?
00:28:58I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Big Bear.
00:29:05Especially the last one.
00:29:12I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Big Bear.
00:29:15There's some stupid shit there.
00:29:19Guess we all did stupid shit.
00:29:22You know what else I remember?
00:29:25I remember you being a selfish, arrogant fuckboy who cared about nothing and no one but himself.
00:29:30Oh, really?
00:29:32Is that it?
00:29:34What's that supposed to mean?
00:29:37Nothing.
00:29:38You are completely right, Smiles.
00:29:45That's exactly who I am.
00:29:46Did we just run out of gas?
00:30:04I filled up three hours ago.
00:30:11I told you this would happen.
00:30:13We're out of gas.
00:30:14No, we're not.
00:30:16For the last time, we did not run out of gas.
00:30:18Oh, yeah?
00:30:19How do you know?
00:30:19I know my car.
00:30:21My God.
00:30:22Do we have a problem?
00:30:25You are my problem.
00:30:27My best friend is getting married in three days.
00:30:29And instead of giving me a real answer, you're saying cryptic shit like,
00:30:32I know my car.
00:30:33Because you're too much of a man to admit when you don't know anything.
00:30:35What do you want me to say?
00:30:42That it's my fault?
00:30:44Fine.
00:30:45It's my fucking fault.
00:30:47This whole mess is my fault.
00:30:48God, I should have never agreed to do this.
00:30:51So just told Ren no.
00:30:52Agreed to what?
00:30:57Ren talked you into this.
00:30:59Didn't she?
00:31:01You didn't want to drive me.
00:31:03Sam.
00:31:05Sam.
00:31:08No, no, I'm sorry.
00:31:09I'm sorry.
00:31:10I didn't mean it.
00:31:12Hey.
00:31:13Hey.
00:31:18I'm frustrated, too.
00:31:22We're in this together.
00:31:24All right?
00:31:26You and me.
00:31:35What in the devil are the two of you doing all the way out here?
00:31:43You two are real lucky I found you.
00:31:46Well, I'll have one of my boys come out and tow your car, bring it back to the shop.
00:31:49We'll take a look in the morning.
00:31:50For now, let's get you someplace cozy.
00:31:52Hey, we appreciate the help.
00:31:53Oh, if possible, could you please tell them to be careful?
00:31:57I have a gift for my friend in the trunk, and I don't want it damaged.
00:32:00You have my word, miss.
00:32:02Thank you so much, sir.
00:32:04Ah.
00:32:05Just call me Bob.
00:32:08So, what brings you two around these parts?
00:32:10We're on our way to New York.
00:32:12My best friend's getting married.
00:32:13Well, then you're the maid of honor.
00:32:15I bet you're a hell of a stunner in your dress.
00:32:18Don't you agree, son?
00:32:19One hundred percent.
00:32:28How can I help you tonight?
00:32:30Uh, two rooms, please.
00:32:31Mm-hmm.
00:32:33Ah, shoot.
00:32:35I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:32:41I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:32:44That's okay.
00:32:49We'll just go somewhere else.
00:32:51Thanks.
00:32:52Uh, sir?
00:32:55We're the only spot in town.
00:32:57Everything else is over three hours away.
00:33:04One room will be fine.
00:33:06Look, it's just one night.
00:33:09Sorry I was being silly.
00:33:10So, are we gonna talk about it?
00:33:26I...
00:33:26I think it's better if we don't.
00:33:31Just forget it.
00:33:39Sorry.
00:33:39But what I said at the cafe earlier, I didn't mean it.
00:33:46I know.
00:33:51Good night, Sam.
00:33:58Hey, honey.
00:33:59Sorry I haven't called.
00:34:00I've been caught up at the office.
00:34:02How's the drive been?
00:34:03It's been crazy, honestly.
00:34:06The car broke down and we had to...
00:34:07That's nice.
00:34:08Anyway, I got some bad news, Sammy.
00:34:10My boss wants me to go to Napa this weekend.
00:34:13Can't make it to the wedding after all.
00:34:15Are you kidding?
00:34:16I mean, no, you're supposed to fly in Friday.
00:34:18You can't miss one single fucking work event.
00:34:20Honey, you're being ridiculous.
00:34:22I can't tell my boss no.
00:34:23He needs me.
00:34:24Yeah, well, what about what I need?
00:34:25Do you know how humiliating it'll be to show up alone?
00:34:28I mean, no, no, no, no.
00:34:29We've been planning this for months, Steven.
00:34:30God, how could you?
00:34:31I...
00:34:32What was that?
00:34:40What was that?
00:34:42Huh?
00:34:42Oh, nothing.
00:34:43My co-worker just said something.
00:34:45Anyway, I'm sorry to have let you down,
00:34:46but I promise I'll make it up to you when you get back.
00:34:48Okay?
00:34:49See you soon.
00:34:57Hey, you okay?
00:35:00What happened?
00:35:01Steven's not coming to the wedding.
00:35:03I broke up with him.
00:35:07What are you going to say?
00:35:08I told you so.
00:35:09You should have dumped him from the start.
00:35:10Smiles, you dumbass.
00:35:11Sam, no.
00:35:13I'm sorry.
00:35:14No.
00:35:15Everything in my life is falling apart.
00:35:16I don't want to hear some bullshit.
00:35:17Like, I'm sorry.
00:35:18Okay, just wait.
00:35:19No, I should have never agreed to this.
00:35:21I should have said no.
00:35:22I should have...
00:35:22Sam, Sam!
00:35:36Sam!
00:35:42God, I don't fucking get...
00:35:44Will you just stop?
00:35:45I'm trying to help.
00:35:46Why?
00:35:48Because!
00:35:49Because why?
00:35:50Because you can't swim.
00:35:53You remember.
00:35:56Sam, just listen.
00:35:57No, you lied to me, Tristan.
00:35:59You do remember late, the night of the cabin.
00:36:01Everything.
00:36:02Don't you?
00:36:04Yes, I remember.
00:36:09Sam, where are you going?
00:36:10Sam, where are you going?
00:36:15Get as far away from you as I can.
00:36:17Also, I can swim now, asshole.
00:36:21Sam, just stop.
00:36:23Samantha.
00:36:28Yeah.
00:36:28All right.
00:36:31Yeah, be right there.
00:36:32I picked up the car.
00:37:01Um, we're not going to leave in tow-y.
00:37:12We're not going to leave in tow-y.
00:37:14Talk.
00:37:15I don't feel like talking.
00:37:18Talk.
00:37:19I don't feel like talking.
00:37:25What are you doing?
00:37:26I don't know.
00:37:30But I don't want to think anymore.
00:37:35Never.
00:37:36Mm-hmm.
00:37:42How much have you had to drink?
00:37:44It doesn't matter.
00:37:49You make me feel things, Tristan.
00:37:52Things I've never felt before.
00:37:54I hate you so much.
00:37:59But I want you so bad, it scares me.
00:38:02I don't want you so bad, I don't want you so bad, I don't want you so bad, I don't want you so bad, I don't want you so bad, I don't want you so bad, I don't want you so bad, I don't want you so bad, I don't want you so bad, I don't want you so bad, I don't want you so bad, I don't want you so bad.
00:38:15I'm sorry.
00:38:32I can't.
00:38:45Hey, you hungry?
00:38:56Is this how it's going to be the rest of the trip?
00:39:11Like what?
00:39:13Like you not talking to me?
00:39:16Not even looking at me?
00:39:20Is this all because of last night?
00:39:24Hey, um, answer me.
00:39:28Yes.
00:39:31Yes.
00:39:33This is exactly how it'll be.
00:39:35If you don't want me, at least have the balls to tell me to my face.
00:39:37I can handle words, but I can't.
00:39:39What mean there is me like that?
00:39:42Why?
00:39:43Let me make a fool of myself over you again.
00:39:45Hey, hey, hey.
00:39:46You think I don't want you?
00:39:49You think it almost didn't kill me to push you away last night?
00:39:53I have never wanted anything or anyone like I want you.
00:39:57And last night, I almost lost control, but you were drunk and I wasn't going to take advantage
00:40:06of you like that.
00:40:15I don't want you, Tristan.
00:40:45Hey, so one room or two?
00:41:02Um, one room, please.
00:41:08Here you go.
00:41:10We gotta use the bathroom, Blake.
00:41:12Wait, can I use your phone?
00:41:13I might dive in the pool.
00:41:15Tell her I say hi.
00:41:17Christopher, you low-life sack of shit.
00:41:19Tell me where you are right now.
00:41:22Renee, it's me.
00:41:23Oh my god, Sam?
00:41:24Where the hell have you been, loca?
00:41:25I fell in a pool.
00:41:27It's a long story, but I'm really sorry, Ren.
00:41:30Don't be.
00:41:31I'm sorry I haven't called.
00:41:32I've been so caught up with this wedding planning bullshit.
00:41:34God, I wish you could have been here to make it easier.
00:41:37So used us telling each other everything?
00:41:39Yeah, about that, I...
00:41:41Make sure my brother gets you here in one piece, okay?
00:41:43Love you!
00:41:45Everything good?
00:41:49Yeah, yeah, everything's fine.
00:41:54You okay?
00:41:56Been all quiet since you got off the phone with Renee.
00:41:59Look, I think whatever this thing is,
00:42:03it's probably best if we stop it here.
00:42:06What?
00:42:06Why, is this because of Renee?
00:42:09Yesterday was a mistake.
00:42:15And it can't happen again.
00:42:18Really?
00:42:20Was you and me five years ago in the cabin a mistake, too?
00:42:23I don't know.
00:42:27You tell me.
00:42:28No, you tell me.
00:42:29You want to talk about saying shit to each other's faces?
00:42:31Let's do it.
00:42:32What are you talking about?
00:42:33You're the one who said you did stupid shit at the cabin.
00:42:36Some stupid shit there.
00:42:38You're the one who kissed the girl at the party after we had sex.
00:42:41I hate Tristan.
00:42:45Tristan's a fuckboy.
00:42:46Tristan doesn't mean anything to me, and he never will.
00:42:49Ring any bells?
00:42:50You heard Renee and I that morning.
00:42:53Did you mean it?
00:42:57Of course I didn't.
00:42:59Then why'd you say it?
00:43:00Why'd you push me away?
00:43:01And why'd you spend five years avoiding me?
00:43:05Renee is my best friend, and she...
00:43:07You didn't know what it was like for her growing up in your shadow.
00:43:11I just...
00:43:11I didn't want to hurt her.
00:43:13God.
00:43:15I'm sorry.
00:43:15I just...
00:43:16I don't regret last night.
00:43:20And I do want to tell Ren I just...
00:43:23I'm so tired of secrets.
00:43:26Yeah.
00:43:29It's okay.
00:43:31I get it.
00:43:34You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:39You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:45I came to drop off some things at the house, and...
00:43:50I saw my dad...
00:43:52With his assistant.
00:43:56Tristan!
00:44:00Parents are gonna try and play nice at the wedding, but...
00:44:04My mom's a fucking mess.
00:44:06I feel like I'm just...
00:44:07Waiting for everything to fall apart.
00:44:10Yeah, I know how you feel.
00:44:13Last month, I opened my first art gallery, and I didn't sell a single piece.
00:44:19I watched everyone walk past me and my life's work, and I realized I'd spent...
00:44:23Years...
00:44:25Wasting my time...
00:44:26Chasing some stupid dream.
00:44:30It isn't stupid.
00:44:32You're what makes you happy, right?
00:44:36Then it's worth it.
00:44:39My ex wouldn't think so.
00:44:40You're still in love with him, are you?
00:44:44Oh, God, no.
00:44:46Honestly, I don't know if I ever was.
00:44:50Then why stay with him so long?
00:44:52Everything with Stephen was easy.
00:44:55Comfortable.
00:44:55Even when I knew there was nothing there, I didn't want to admit my relationship was another failure.
00:45:03It wasn't until you came back into my life that I realized what I was missing.
00:45:10I'm so scared of failing, I haven't let myself live.
00:45:13You deserve everything.
00:45:28You hear me?
00:45:29Everything.
00:45:31I wanted to hate you.
00:45:35But I don't.
00:45:37I don't.
00:45:38I don't hate you either, Sam.
00:45:41I never have.
00:46:11Oh, you finally made it.
00:46:14I have something for you.
00:46:21A cell phone?
00:46:22If we're going to pretend like nothing's happening, we need a way to get a hold of each other.
00:46:30Wild Stallion?
00:46:32Is that your code name?
00:46:34Call me that whenever you want, baby.
00:46:37I can't help you, we hate each other.
00:46:39Are you sure you're okay with not telling anybody about us yet?
00:46:45It's what you want, right?
00:46:46Last time I talked to Renee, I was still with Stephen.
00:46:48I just don't want to overshadow her on her wedding day and have everyone talk about a girl who just got out of the five-year late.
00:46:53Ow.
00:46:54Your head smiles.
00:46:56I said I understand.
00:46:57You can be later here than a secret.
00:47:01So did you tell Renee we're here?
00:47:03You motherfuckers.
00:47:05Took you long enough?
00:47:10You're going to have to bulk up if you want a second.
00:47:12Whoa, whoa.
00:47:13Careful, that's my future bride, man.
00:47:15Finn, you remember my dipshit brother, Tristan?
00:47:18It's good to see you again, man.
00:47:20And you must be Samantha.
00:47:22Renee has said so much about you.
00:47:23I feel like I already know you.
00:47:25Bring it in.
00:47:27I'll take your bag.
00:47:29Yes!
00:47:29Did Tristan play nice or do I need to beat his ass?
00:47:37What are you going to do, twinkle toes?
00:47:39Do a pirouette on me?
00:47:40A pirouette on her corpse.
00:47:41If you were named my bestie, yes.
00:47:43Relax, run.
00:47:44It wasn't bad.
00:47:45It was kind of nice, actually.
00:47:48You know, other than Tristan's stupid car breaking down because he was driving around with no gas gauge like a dumbass.
00:47:53Yeah, and who's the dumbass I had to fish out of the motel pool in Iowa?
00:47:58I don't think I ever heard a thank you, Tristan, my heroic savior.
00:48:02I didn't need saving from a pool that was barely five feet deep.
00:48:05Jeez, you are not kidding.
00:48:07They really do hate each other.
00:48:08Yeah.
00:48:12Anywho, you big strong boys can handle the luggage, right?
00:48:16I need to get my made up all the fitted into a dress.
00:48:18No, Dave, tell you.
00:48:30Okay, the tie works.
00:48:34Mom, please.
00:48:38Okay, well, let me figure it out.
00:48:41Are you alone?
00:48:43You wish.
00:48:44I'm with Renee in her room.
00:48:45My room's next door.
00:48:46That's too bad you should be in mine instead.
00:48:48Have some self-control, Stallion.
00:48:50I like it when you call me that.
00:48:51What's your room number?
00:48:52I'll be there in two minutes.
00:48:53You can't.
00:48:54I'm with your sister.
00:48:55Tell her she's a fucking cock block.
00:48:56Sam, can you come here for a sec?
00:48:58I need help picking up my earrings.
00:48:59See what I mean?
00:49:00Look, I'll see you at the wedding rehearsal, okay?
00:49:02Come to my room later, please.
00:49:04Sam, are you alive?
00:49:06I gotta go.
00:49:07I'll talk to you later.
00:49:12Okay, which ones?
00:49:14I think the pearls.
00:49:15Thank God you're here.
00:49:19I can't wait to be married, so I never have to play a wedding again.
00:49:23It just took me so long to get here.
00:49:24I'm sorry I miss so much.
00:49:26Oh my God, don't be silly.
00:49:27If anything, I'm mad at Steven for not being there for you when all the shit went down on
00:49:31the way here.
00:49:32When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:37When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:38I broke up with him.
00:49:43When?
00:49:44Why?
00:49:45He's cheating on me.
00:49:49You were right, Wren.
00:49:50I mean, he always put everything else above me.
00:49:53I just blindly went along with it.
00:49:55Look, I was gonna wait until the end of your wedding to end things, but when he told me
00:50:00he couldn't make it and all, I just, I couldn't do it anymore.
00:50:06God, I'm sorry.
00:50:08But I called him and told him it's over, so hopefully neither of us have to see him again.
00:50:13How do you take it?
00:50:14Like a pussy?
00:50:16I have no clue.
00:50:17My phone drowned at the Iowa Motel Pool.
00:50:21Come here.
00:50:23Oh, serves him right.
00:50:24Honestly, I'm surprised he hasn't been calling me non-stop trying to get to you.
00:50:30I'm done with him.
00:50:32That's the fucking spirit.
00:50:34Look, you are a free woman now, okay?
00:50:37And I'm gonna make sure you catch at least one dick at this wedding.
00:50:39Oh, God, I miss you so much.
00:50:55We've only been eight hours since we've seen each other.
00:50:59I had you hold myself for days non-stop.
00:51:03I'm hooked on you now.
00:51:05Wait, hold on.
00:51:06Can we talk?
00:51:09Sure.
00:51:10What about?
00:51:11I was talking with Wren earlier.
00:51:14Oh, I had them bring it to my room instead of yours because it's next to Renee's, so she
00:51:19wouldn't find out.
00:51:21Thank you, Justin.
00:51:23I didn't even think of that.
00:51:25So, what did you talk about with her?
00:51:27Does she know about us?
00:51:29No, but I think I want to tell her the truth tomorrow.
00:51:36Are you sure?
00:51:37Your parents are gonna be here, and I don't want you to have to keep any more secrets.
00:51:43I'm done, too.
00:51:46No more hiding.
00:51:48I want to be able to dance with you at the reception.
00:51:50What?
00:51:51I want to do this tomorrow.
00:52:07How could you?
00:52:19I...
00:52:20I...
00:52:21Why was she here?
00:52:27Did someone see?
00:52:28Mom showed up this morning and...
00:52:31Dad wasn't with her.
00:52:34She found out about the affair and she came here.
00:52:37And she saw us and...
00:52:41Oh, my God.
00:52:48You were right.
00:52:50I should have just told her from the start.
00:52:53If we were kids, this is where you would say something smug
00:52:56and I would show you if you'd call me an idiot.
00:53:01Well, we ain't kids anymore, huh?
00:53:05Mom's down in the lobby.
00:53:07She's in shock, too.
00:53:09Will you be all right without me for a little bit?
00:53:14I'll be okay.
00:53:25See you over here, so we're good.
00:53:26I'm in love with Tristan and fucking Montgomery.
00:53:38Thanks for coming, guys.
00:53:43It's good to have you.
00:53:46Excuse me.
00:53:48How's Wren?
00:53:49As well as can be expected.
00:53:55Tristan's been trying to get a hold of him for hours.
00:53:58Now, I've only met their dad once,
00:54:00but I never would have thought he'd do something like this.
00:54:03Maybe something happened to him.
00:54:04Like, his flight got canceled or his phone died.
00:54:08Surprise!
00:54:09Stephen, what are you doing here?
00:54:14I left work for you, Sammy.
00:54:17Aren't you happy to see me?
00:54:18Didn't you get my text?
00:54:20What text?
00:54:21I didn't get any text.
00:54:22The text I sent you in Iowa.
00:54:23Boy, I fell in the pool.
00:54:25Oh, my God.
00:54:26I broke up with him.
00:54:36Wait.
00:54:38Don't I know that guy?
00:54:40God, I cannot believe you, Stephen.
00:54:41Jesus Christ, I came out all this way,
00:54:43and you're not even happy to see me.
00:54:45And what's this mysterious text you keep talking about?
00:54:48Look, I don't want to make a scene.
00:54:49Let's just go talk some...
00:54:50No!
00:54:51Whatever you want to say to me,
00:54:53you can say in front of all these people.
00:54:58No.
00:54:59Whatever you want to say to me,
00:55:00you can say in front of all these people.
00:55:02God, do you have any idea what it took me to get here?
00:55:05And you're not even a little bit grateful
00:55:07for everything that I've done for you.
00:55:09I broke up with you.
00:55:12Excuse me?
00:55:13I texted you that I was breaking up with you
00:55:15because I know you're cheating on me with your secretary.
00:55:18And you know, I don't give a shit about your boss
00:55:20or your shitty law firm,
00:55:21you pretentious fucking asshole.
00:55:24Honey, what?
00:55:25What are you talking about?
00:55:26Come on, you're being crazy.
00:55:28You know I love you.
00:55:29I would never cheat on you.
00:55:31I saw her.
00:55:32She was on your lap.
00:55:33You're going to dump her ass.
00:55:35You said you were going to take me to Italy.
00:55:37Hey, after the wedding, kitten.
00:55:39You were there.
00:55:41Sammy, honey.
00:55:42Listen, that...
00:55:43That girl...
00:55:44She's nobody.
00:55:46I'll admit,
00:55:47I made a mistake.
00:55:48But I can change.
00:55:50No, Steven.
00:55:51I made the mistake
00:55:52of wasting five years of my life with you.
00:55:55But it's over now.
00:55:56I'm done putting your life above mine.
00:55:58Sam,
00:55:59you're not in the right mind.
00:56:01I know you love me.
00:56:02You can't live without me.
00:56:03You even told me so.
00:56:05Listen to me.
00:56:06You don't know what you're throwing away right now.
00:56:08You need me.
00:56:10Not anymore.
00:56:11Now get out.
00:56:13Out.
00:56:13Out.
00:56:20My dad isn't coming.
00:56:31Tristan's going to have to walk me down the aisle.
00:56:36Everyone thinks Tristan's unbreakable, but he's not.
00:56:39I went to his room, but he wasn't there.
00:56:42I tried calling.
00:56:44It's typical Tristan.
00:56:46It doesn't like anyone seeing him is weak.
00:56:49He gets that from my dad.
00:56:51Why didn't you tell me?
00:56:53It was your wedding.
00:56:55I didn't want to take your big day away from you.
00:56:57It's bullshit, and you know it.
00:57:00You're right.
00:57:02I didn't tell you because...
00:57:04Because my feelings were so big,
00:57:07and everything was happening so fast, and...
00:57:09What, you don't think I can handle the truth?
00:57:12I'm an adult, Sam.
00:57:13We're all fucking adults now.
00:57:15I didn't want to tell anyone.
00:57:19Not even you.
00:57:20Because if I told you, then that makes it real, and I...
00:57:24I didn't know if I was ready for that.
00:57:26You love Tristan?
00:57:31Yes.
00:57:33I love him.
00:57:34I love him so much.
00:57:46Then you need to tell him.
00:57:48I know.
00:57:49Who presents this woman to be married to this man?
00:58:12Her mother and I do.
00:58:13Finn, do you take Renee to be your lawfully-witted wife?
00:58:20I do.
00:58:21Do you take Finn to be your lawfully-witted husband?
00:58:24I do.
00:58:27Then, by the power vested in me by the state of New York,
00:58:30I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:58:33You may kiss the bride.
00:58:55Haven't you called or texted me back?
00:58:57Are you ignoring me?
00:58:58I don't know what you mean.
00:58:59I'm sorry.
00:59:00I didn't know Steven was going to show up.
00:59:02You told me you broke up with him.
00:59:04I did.
00:59:05I swear.
00:59:06Then why was he here?
00:59:08Why was he holding you in his fucking arms, kissing you?
00:59:13I told you about my dad's affair.
00:59:16I told you how that shit wrecked me,
00:59:18and you just let me lay in your bed
00:59:22like I'm just another goddamn flanger.
00:59:24Please let me explain.
00:59:27Save it.
00:59:29I'm done.
00:59:29I'm done.
00:59:34Hi.
00:59:38What are you doing in here?
00:59:40You should be at your reception.
00:59:42I can't celebrate when I know my maid of honor's in here
00:59:45dying inside.
00:59:45Come on, I locked the door.
00:59:46Will you please come out?
00:59:47Besides, I didn't choose my heels correctly,
00:59:49and I need to sit.
00:59:50I remember when I went to see Tristan during the fall finals sophomore year.
01:00:03It was because he was in a bad accident.
01:00:04I know.
01:00:06He told me his football career was over after that.
01:00:10But what I remember most was him immediately looking at my dad.
01:00:15All Tristan saw was disappointment.
01:00:16So after everything with my dad broke his world.
01:00:20When he saw you as Steven, I ended it with Steven.
01:00:24He didn't get my text, but I would never use Tristan like that.
01:00:27I know.
01:00:29I know.
01:00:29He won't even talk to me.
01:00:31Even if he won't talk to you, you need to talk to him.
01:00:35If you really love him, now listen.
01:00:39Come here.
01:00:46Please give it up for Samantha Smiles.
01:00:48I have known Renee Montgomery since we were in First Grid.
01:01:02Last year, she called me up at midnight and told me she met a guy.
01:01:06She told me she loved him and that they were getting married.
01:01:10Now, I didn't say this at the time, but my first thought was,
01:01:12are you out of your goddamn mind?
01:01:15I've been with a man for five years
01:01:17and still wasn't open to the idea of forever.
01:01:19How could she be so sure in only a few weeks?
01:01:22I realized...
01:01:25Ren had it right.
01:01:27Time doesn't matter when you're giving your heart to someone else.
01:01:31Because love is about being vulnerable
01:01:32and doing the things that scare you.
01:01:37Like giving your heart to someone after only a few weeks.
01:01:40Or a few days.
01:01:42That's how Renee and Finn fell in love.
01:01:44And that's how I did too.
01:01:47To the bride and groom
01:01:48and to the love that is timeless.
01:01:52Excuse me.
01:02:04Is this sculpture yours?
01:02:05Um, yes, it's mine.
01:02:08I own a gallery in Soho.
01:02:10Give me a call when you can.
01:02:11I'd love to chat about acquiring all your pieces.
01:02:14I'm sorry, all my pieces?
01:02:16Absolutely.
01:02:18Your art is precisely what I'm looking for.
01:02:21I look forward to your call.
01:02:22Hey, can we talk?
01:02:43Oh, now you want to talk?
01:02:44After you avoided me for the whole wedding?
01:02:46I know.
01:02:46I stood up in front of all those people.
01:02:48I...
01:02:48I was scared.
01:02:53Okay?
01:02:54I was shady to you.
01:02:56I know that.
01:02:57I was angry, hurt.
01:02:59And instead of letting you in, I shut you out.
01:03:01So when I saw you with Steven, all of those insecurities, he started pouring out of me again.
01:03:07I mean, he had you for five years.
01:03:10I only been with you for a few days.
01:03:11Eventually, I dropped the ball, and you see that it wasn't enough.
01:03:16So I convinced myself that it would hurt less if I just walked away first.
01:03:24You know, that you'd be better off with someone else.
01:03:27Trust him.
01:03:28I realized that I was being a coward for pushing you away.
01:03:36I was being a coward for pushing you away.
01:03:39Like, I know now that if I let that happen, I will be giving up on the best thing that's ever happened to me.
01:03:48Time stops when I'm with you.
01:03:51It stopped the night of the cabin all those years back.
01:03:56And it stopped again when you got in my car in Los Angeles.
01:04:01Yeah, I know I should let you go, but I want you to need me the way that I need you.
01:04:08How can I believe you, Tristan?
01:04:12Because, Samantha Smiles, I am just miserably, pathetically in love with you.
01:04:18I want every week, every day, every moment to be with you.
01:04:28What do you say?
01:04:29Forget the past.
01:04:30Ignore the future.
01:04:31Let's just get in my car and drive.
01:04:32You and me.
01:04:33We'll go anywhere the world wants to go.
01:04:35I'll go anywhere in the world with you.
01:04:36You're really going to take us around the world in this piece of junk?
01:04:40Sweetheart, I'll make sure it gets us a fucking Pluto.
01:04:43You know, as long as I'm going with you.
01:04:46Just say yes.
01:04:48Please say yes, please.
01:04:49Yes.
01:04:49And I won't run out of gas.
01:05:13I love them both, but I'm literally going to kill them if they don't make up before
01:05:17the honeymoon's over.
01:05:18Maybe some relationships just take time to...
01:05:22Wait, isn't it them right now?
01:05:24No fucking way.
01:05:25They're making out too.
01:05:28Whoa.
01:05:29You owe me 50 bucks?
01:05:31Did you two dumbasses really think you could get away without saying bye to the bride?
01:05:35I hope you know I'm going to be so annoying at your guys' wedding.
01:05:38Oh, get your hands off my girl, Brett.
01:05:40Hey, she was my friend before she was your girl, okay?
01:05:43You're always going to be number one.
01:05:45Oh, we will see about that.
01:05:48Have fun on your honeymoon, sugarplum.
01:05:50We are going to hit the road.
01:05:55Where are you guys even going?
01:05:57To the gas station.
01:06:08We are going to hit the road.

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