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  • 6/21/2025
A self-critical county boy must outwit the ruling class to save his ancestral home before the bank forecloses at the end | dG1fakRETmkzQ0kzX3c
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00:00Why do all your memoirs take place in New York City?
00:06It's fiction.
00:07I'm esching to go to New York.
00:09I'm pretty sure that's your crab infestation.
00:11Uh-huh, you would know.
00:13I'm cooking chicken.
00:14I'm a vegetarian.
00:15They're bringing those lovely girls for dinner.
00:18Still a vegetarian.
00:20I don't like pussy either.
00:21Want a pinto?
00:23From you, no thanks.
00:24It's probably hallucinogenic.
00:26All of my meds are prescription.
00:28It's great-granny.
00:29She's dead.
00:31Mom, she left this to me.
00:32I'm going to East Hampton.
00:34The house is vacant, so here it is.
00:37This is a mistake.
00:40Alright, hop in quick.
00:42You can't even have any money.
00:44Who cares?
00:45You're going to be living in a house in the richest neighborhood in all of America.
00:48Can you tell me guys?
00:49Are you kidding me?
00:50You're going to be beating them off with tennis rackets.
00:52You're a writer?
00:53Well, I'm trying to be.
00:54Well, either you are or you aren't.
00:57Last night.
00:58I mean, it got so drunk.
00:59It doesn't matter.
01:00He's here for you.
01:01The house has to be sealed.
01:02I'll look like a crook.
01:03You are a crook.
01:04Add in search.
01:05It's great for runners.
01:06Great for your calves.
01:07I like you.
01:09You're cool.
01:12Calculated.
01:13Makes me feel like shit.
01:15I think it's just the boat.
01:17No.
01:18It still lives.
01:19Before what?
01:20What were you just going to see?
01:21Before the pair.
01:22It's not gay if I'm the one getting it, right?
01:24It's still gay.
01:25He's a gold digger and he's shady.
01:27Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's still gay.
01:28I'm pretty sure it's still gay.
01:30Ohhhhhhhhhh!
01:31No one out!

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