- 6/20/2025
Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Goga Pasroori | Comedy Show | 20th JUN 2025
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00:00Asalam alaykum nاظرین میں ہوں Harun Rufiq اور آپ دیکھ رہے ہیں
00:20Hošiariya
00:21دوستو بہت بار آپ نے سنا ہوگا کہ زندگی کو بھرپور طریقے سے گزارنا چاہیے
00:26لیکن کچھ لوگ اس کا مطلب کچھ اور لے لیتا ہے
00:28وہ یہ سمجھتے ہیں کہ سستی کاہلی آرام کرنا سونا سکون کرنا کوئی کام نہ کرنا
00:35یہ بہت اچھی بات ہے اور زندگی کا مزہ اسی میں
00:37حالانکہ ایسا نہیں ہے
00:39ذرا یاد کریں آپ کبھی یاد نہیں کر پائیں گے
00:43کہ آپ کو پتا نہیں تھا کہ جب آپ نے بچپن میں آخری دفعہ کھیلونے سے کھیلا
00:49لیکن آپ کو پتا نہیں تھا کہ یہ میں آخری بار کھیل رہا
00:53آپ نے جب آخری بار اپنے بچے کو گود میں اٹھایا
00:57آپ کو یہ اندازہ نہیں تھا
00:59کہ اب یہ بڑا ہو جائے گا
01:01اور میں آخری بار اسے گود میں اٹھا رہا ہوں
01:03کسی کو آپ نے آخری بار گلے لگایا
01:05اور آج آپ کو یاد نہیں ہے
01:08اور اس وقت آپ کو اندازہ نہیں تھا
01:10کہ میں اسے آخری بار گلے لگا رہا
01:12زندگی جگہ جگہ بھری ہوئی ہے ایسے واقعات سے
01:16جو آپ کے آخری بار کے ہوتے ہیں
01:19آپ کچھ بھی کر رہے ہوں
01:20آپ کو یہ بھی یاد نہیں ہوتا
01:22جب آپ پیدا ہوئے اور جب آپ مریں گے
01:25تب بھی آپ کو پتا نہیں چلے گا
01:26اس لئے زندگی کو بھرپور جینے کا مطلب یہ ہے
01:30کہ جو نعمتیں
01:32جو بلیسنگز
01:34جو کام
01:34جہاں بھی آپ ہیں جس وقت ہیں
01:37اس وقت کو
01:38بھرپور طریقے سے جینے
01:41اور اس وقت
01:43اس کام پر اپنا نہ صرف دھیان دیں
01:45بلکہ ان یادوں کو
01:47اپنے اندر سمیٹیں
01:48کیونکہ آپ کو پتا نہیں ہے
01:50کہ کب کون سا کام
01:51آپ آخری بار کر رہے ہیں
01:52اس لئے زندگی کو بھرپور جینے
01:54اٹھیں
01:55اور محنت کریں
01:56آئیے
01:56اسی پیغام کے ساتھ شروع کرتے ہیں آج کا شو
01:58آج آپ کو پارک میں لے جلتے ہیں
02:00اور دیکھتے ہیں
02:01کہ پارکس میں کیا ہو رہا ہے گرمیوں کے دنوں میں
02:03کیا حال ہے
02:06خلالت سے بہت بری ہے جی
02:08یار ہونے بھی چاہیے جو کام تم کر رہے ہونا
02:11جو پھر کرو زلیل ہونا پرنا جی
02:13جھوٹ کا کاروبار ہے
02:14ان کے تاڑے کا مقصد ہے بھی جانا کام ساڑے چوٹا ہے
02:17تو اور کیا ہے
02:18اچھا جی
02:18یہ پتا نہیں لگتا
02:20دیکھو یہ میرا اپنا خیال ہے
02:21تاڑا خیال ہے نا پھر
02:22اور سائنس کا بھی یہی خیال ہے
02:23وہ سائنس یہ کئی کرنا کر دی
02:25اگلے دن مکردانی سائنس ہی کرنا
02:26اچھا دیکھو اگر کسی کے ہاتھ نہیں ہیں
02:28تو پھر اس کی کہاں کی لکیریں دیکھتے ہو
02:31آہ
02:32گالتیری ٹھیک ہے
02:33بتاؤ جواب دو
02:35کہاں کی لکیریں
02:36اے انکار درہ واٹر پینڈے تھے
02:38ہاں ہاں
02:39پازو پہ
02:39اسے کوئی جواب نہیں آرہا
02:41اور تم بتا ہے آج کے لوگ ایک اور کام کر رہے ہیں
02:42کیا
02:43آپ کافی پیتے ہیں
02:44کافی پینے کے بعد
02:45تھوڑی سی کپ میں نیچے بچ جاتی ہے
02:47اس کو کسی ٹیشو بے گراتے ہیں
02:49اس سے بھی ٹیشو
02:50کیونکہ اس کو جذب کرتا ہے
02:52تو اس میں بھی برانچے سی بن جاتی ہیں
02:54ان کو پڑھ کے بتا رہے ہوتے ہیں
03:03جاڑی لونی ہوگا نا پیارانی ہو بھی ہلینا میں
03:05ایسے ایک بات ہے
03:08ہاتھ بتاتے بھی ہیں بہت کچھ
03:10جیسے کہ
03:11جیسے کہ جب آپ کی اسے ہاتھ میں لاتے ہیں
03:13تو جو ہینڈ شیٹ کرنے کا انداز ہے
03:16اس سے انسان کا بہت کچھ پتا چل جاتا ہے
03:18پھر
03:19the way a person uses his hands
03:21his or her hands
03:22while talking to you
03:23اس سے بہت کچھ پتا چل جاتا ہے
03:25اکثر
03:26جو honest لوگ ہوتا ہیں
03:27اچھے یہ ہمیشہ 100% of the time نہیں ہوتا
03:29جو honest لوگ ہوتے ہیں
03:31وہ زیادہ تر بات کرتے ہیں
03:32ان کے ہاتھ بڑے کھلے رہتے ہیں
03:34اور جو کہاں یہ جاتا ہے
03:36کہ یہ psychological ہوتا ہے
03:37کہ جب آپ کہیں سے بچنا چاہ رہے ہوتے ہیں
03:39آپ تھوڑا تو جھوٹ کا سارا لے رہے ہوتے ہیں
03:41تو آپ ہاتھوں کو اندر کی طرف یوں بند رکھتے ہیں
03:43اچھا ایسا بھی ہوتا ہے
03:44کہ جس سے آپ کا بات کرنے کا دل نہیں کر رہا ہوتا
03:47آپ اس کے ساتھ بھی زیادہ ہاتھوں
03:49زیادہ ہاتھ نہیں ہلاتے
03:50اور اپنا ایموشن سینٹر بھی آپ یوں بند کر لیتے ہیں
03:52یہ جو آپ کا ایموشن سینٹر
03:54پھر جب آپ اس سے بچنا چاہ رہے ہیں
03:56ڈر رہے ہیں گھبرا رہے ہیں اس سے
03:58تو آپ اس سے یوں بات نہیں کرتے ہیں
04:00آپ ہلک اصا اپنے پاستر کو یوں کر لیتے ہیں
04:02اور ہاتھوں کو بھی یوں کر لیتے ہیں
04:03کہ آپ انکمفرٹیبل فیل کر رہے ہوتے ہیں
04:05آپ نکلنا چاہ رہے ہیں
04:07تو سائنس بہت ہے اس بارے میں
04:09لیکن یہ فضول بات ہے
04:11تو دیکھو ان پتھروں پہ بھی لکیریں بنی ہوئی ہیں
04:14بالکل
04:14تو بتاؤ ان کی قسمت کیا ہے
04:16ان کی قسمت یہ ہے کہ یہ جہاں پہ پڑی نہ کی
04:18ان کے اوپر سے لوگ آئیں گے اور جائیں گے
04:20یہ تو بغیر لکیریں دیکھے بھی پتا ہے
04:24علیکم سلام
04:26کسمت کا حال جانے بابو
04:28کسمت کا حال بھائی جانے
04:30کسمت حال بابو جی
04:32کسمت حال
04:33ہاتھ بھالو
04:34ہاتھ بھالو کسمت حال ہے
04:35اپنے ہاتھ بھی بے کسنوں بھال
04:37پڑی
04:41حضور
04:42ڈبلہ
04:43معاف کر یار
04:44بات سنو
04:46کیوں پھر رہا ہو سر گواچی کہاں ترہا
04:50سر پارک دے بیچ مطلب بھی ہندہا
04:52پھر انتران لی ہندہی ہے پارک
04:54نہیں پارک ہیشت ہے بہت کچھ ہندہ ہوا
04:56لیکن بات یہ ہے کہ تم کس کا انتظار کر رہے ہو
04:58مجھے لگ رہا ہے انتظار میں ہوتا ہوں
04:59انتظار آئی بس
05:00کس کا
05:01آ رہے نئے تھے
05:02کس کا
05:03سارو
05:04واتس ایپ تھی نا ایک لڑکی نا میرا چکر چل گیا ہے
05:07اچھا
05:08کیونکہ زندگی لائف ہے چلو کسے دن ہمیں بندہ لائی دن دا ہے نا
05:11اہاں صحیح ہے
05:12انہا نے ڈی پی دے اسے بھی پھول لائیا ہے
05:15اچھا اچھا آپ نے شکل نہیں دیکھی
05:17بس کے لائی دارے بھی نا رہا نہیں
05:19اچھے خاندان دیا یہ تھی نا رہا نہیں
05:20اہا نہیں نہیں
05:22ہاں
05:23یہ کسی درے لکھا ہوا ہے کہ اچھے خاندان کی تصویر نہیں لگا سکتی
05:26وہ ڈی پی پہ پھول لگیا اسے
05:27اچھا اچھا تو آپ نے اچھا شکل نہیں دیکھی چہرہ نہیں دیکھی
05:30میں کہنے بلائنڈ ڈیٹے ملنا چاہتے ہیں
05:32بلائنڈ ڈیٹ کا رواج اب ختم ہو گیا ہے
05:34اب تو سب کچھ نکل آتا ہے پروفائلز نکل آتے ہیں
05:47He said he will meet on a blind date.
05:51Yes, yes.
05:52So, do you see your thoughts?
05:54Yes, it's obvious.
05:55Do you see both of them?
05:57Yes, it's almost like a shock.
05:59Okay.
06:00What are your hobbies?
06:02My hobbies are to be a good girl.
06:05Hobbies?
06:06Huh?
06:07Hobby?
06:09A good girl is your hobby?
06:17Actually, my hobby is cricket.
06:19And what's their hobby?
06:20They say that I'm a fastballer.
06:22Okay, okay.
06:24So, where are they?
06:26Sir, what do you say?
06:28I mean, we will come here.
06:29Sir, it's time for us.
06:30We will come here now.
06:31How much time is coming?
06:33Very good.
06:34Let me know about you, Baba.
06:36How are you?
06:38What are you doing?
06:39Thank you very much.
06:40How are you doing?
06:42How are you doing?
06:44Yes, yes.
06:45How are you doing?
06:46Hey, sir.
06:47What are you doing?
06:48I'm doing all this.
06:49Yes, yes.
06:50If someone has a dust,
06:51then you'll have to wear it.
06:52Oh.
06:53Oh.
06:54Oh.
06:55Oh.
06:56Oh.
06:57Oh.
06:58Oh.
06:59Oh.
07:00Oh.
07:01Oh.
07:02Oh.
07:03Oh.
07:04Oh.
07:05Oh.
07:06Oh.
07:07Oh.
07:08Oh.
07:09Oh.
07:10Oh.
07:11Oh.
07:12Oh.
07:13Oh, oh.
07:14Oh, oh.
07:15Oh.
07:16Oh.
07:18Oh, oh.
07:19Oh.
07:20Oh.
07:21Oh.
07:24Oh, oh.
07:38Okay, okay.
07:40Where are your macknades?
07:42Yes, macknades?
07:43No, you don't do low high.
07:46It's a good thing. You do this.
07:49No, no. My job is a lot of work.
07:51Final, final.
07:53It's when it's done.
07:55It's when it's done.
07:57It's done.
07:58Tell me about it.
08:00You said something.
08:01You said something.
08:03You said it was fun.
08:05You were using the bathroom.
08:07Yes, we were using the lantern.
08:09Then this is the bathroom.
08:11It was fun.
08:13It was fun.
08:17This is our house.
08:19Yes.
08:21It was very good.
08:23But you had to work only in the bathroom.
08:25Because the whole house was built.
08:27The bathroom was built.
08:29This is what we used to do.
08:31We used to go to the bathroom.
08:33Then someone said,
08:35I don't know.
08:36My brother and my brother.
08:37This is my brother.
08:39This is what we used to do.
08:40What's your problem?
08:41What's your problem?
08:42What's your problem?
08:43What's your problem?
08:44What's your problem?
08:46That's the bathroom.
08:47You used to go to the bathroom.
08:48You took the car on the car.
08:49No, you took the car on the car.
08:51What did you do?
08:53Let's explain.
08:54Let's explain.
08:55Let's put the car on the car on the car.
08:56Yes.
08:57Yes.
08:58There was a lamp in the bathroom.
08:59Yes.
09:00Yes.
09:01Yes.
09:02We didn't get married.
09:03No.
09:04We had to understand.
09:05Yes.
09:06Yes.
09:07We had to ask the car.
09:08Yes.
09:09You took the car.
09:10Yes.
09:11I didn't bring it.
09:12Yes.
09:15What?
09:16No.
09:17No.
09:18No.
09:19No.
09:20No.
09:21No.
09:22No.
09:23No.
09:24No.
09:25No.
09:26No.
09:27No.
09:28No.
09:29No.
09:30No.
09:31No.
09:32No.
09:33No.
09:34No.
09:35No.
09:36No.
09:37No.
09:38No.
09:39No.
09:40Let's say it in a каком,
09:41why cos?
09:42I don't think anything.
09:43Oh what are you?
09:44Oh this America's funny.
09:45важно.
09:46He's being звонing people.
09:48Just having to say in entertainment.
09:49How do we do?
09:51No we don't do it.
09:52Let me staff come.
09:53Where do you pay much?
09:54Yes, we pay the 50 footへ the 20 foot,
09:56even with here so much a 500 foot from there.
10:00Without drinking�� this on the other Stunden for me
10:01I don't have to resign the last hour.
10:03Anyway,
10:04Let's show your hands.
10:06Oh, oh, oh, oh.
10:07Pajji, you're going to have four weddings.
10:09Yes, I'm going to die.
10:10My goodness is bad.
10:12I will talk to her.
10:15What is this, baby?
10:16I'll have another bedroom.
10:18Oh, oh.
10:19Four weddings.
10:21Four weddings?
10:22Brother, listen to me.
10:24I'm giving you a sword.
10:25You can see your hand on your sword.
10:26Oh, God.
10:27Yes, let's show.
10:29Oh, God.
10:30Pajji, you're going to have a hand.
10:32You're going to have a family.
10:34You're going to have three weddings.
10:36Three?
10:37Four?
10:38She's going to have a wedding.
10:44Tell me.
10:45I'm giving you five hundred dollars.
10:47See you again.
10:48See you again.
10:49See you again.
10:50See you again.
10:51See you again.
10:52See you again.
10:53No.
10:54This is fraud.
10:56Look.
10:57It's a joke.
10:59Why not?
11:00Amber.
11:05Huh, yes.
11:07Hey, brother.
11:08Pull me.
11:09Pull me.
11:10Pull me.
11:11Let me.
11:13Pull me.
11:14Say I'm hung for you.
11:15Not.
11:16Stop it.
11:18Pull me.
11:20I'm not going to do well.
11:22No, god.
11:23Let's go.
11:24Please.
11:25Spoke, hold my glove.
11:26Four compliments away.
11:27I'll take a look at this.
11:29I'll take a look at this.
11:31I'll keep it clean.
11:33You'll get the next one.
11:37I'll take a look at this.
11:41Good brother.
11:43Put it.
11:45Give the money.
11:47You'll get the money.
11:49Oh brother, come on.
11:51You'll get the money.
11:53Come on, come on.
11:55Until good to go home.
11:57You'll get the money.
11:59Get all the money.
12:01I'll take the money.
12:03We'll go.
12:05Should we run for this?
12:07I still want to get the money.
12:09Brother.
12:13Don't go there.
12:15Come on to it.
12:17I'll take the money.
12:19I'll waste the money.
12:23What happened to me?
12:25What happened to me?
12:27What happened to me?
12:29What happened to me?
12:31Come on!
12:33Hello, listen to me.
12:35You can't do anything like this.
12:37Why?
12:39That's why these two people are here.
12:43Who are you asking?
12:45I'm security guard.
12:47Security guard is the job that people are trying to invade privacy.
12:51They're an engineer company.
12:53You got me.
12:55Who is it?
12:57The whole engineers are crazy.
12:59You got me.
13:01Get me a certificate of certificate.
13:03Get me a certificate?
13:05Is this a certificate?
13:07Did she get a certificate?
13:09She got a certificate from university.
13:11Let's get the certificate of certificate.
13:13Put a photo in my wedding.
13:15Here.
13:17Let's take a video.
13:19You don't have to do it.
13:21Can you see us in front of us?
13:24Yes.
13:26Come here, brother. I'll listen to you in a minute.
13:28What do you want to do?
13:29We need to do this. We need to do this.
13:31We need to do this. We need to do this.
13:33Yes, I'll tell you.
13:34Brother, who is my mom?
13:36This is my mom.
13:37Give me a comment.
13:38I'll come here.
13:39Come here.
13:40Come here.
13:41Come here.
13:45Today is my mom.
13:46My mom.
13:48Look at me.
13:49This is my mom's mom.
13:52You've come here first.
13:55You're so lucky.
13:57Who is this?
13:59Brother, you're here.
14:00I'm here too.
14:02I'm here too.
14:03I'm here too.
14:04I'm here too.
14:05I'm here too.
14:06I'm here too.
14:07I'm here too.
14:08I'm here too.
14:10You're here too.
14:12Come here.
14:13Listen to me.
14:15Yes.
14:16You're so lucky.
14:17I'm waiting for the baby.
14:19I'm here too.
14:20I'm here too.
14:21What are you doing?
14:22What are you doing?
14:23What?
14:24Mr.
14:25You understand me.
14:26What are you talking about?
14:27Yes.
14:28You're at the same time?
14:29Yes.
14:30You're teaching the older children.
14:31Yes.
14:32I'm here too.
14:33Yes.
14:34The baby is waiting for me.
14:35I'm here too.
14:36So he came here and took him to the house and took him to the house.
14:42He asked if he had to get the house, then he would have to take him to the house.
14:46I'm here.
14:48I've never done that.
14:51I'm here.
14:55I'm here.
14:57I'm here.
14:59I'm here.
15:01Yes, I'm here.
15:03You don't have to do anything.
15:04I see, I mean, this is so much fun.
15:06It's really fun.
15:08Yes, yes.
15:09What's your name?
15:11Nazira.
15:13Let's go.
15:16Pernet.
15:16Yes.
15:18What's your name?
15:19Nazira.
15:22Okay, I'll come here.
15:28It's not good.
15:29It's very good.
15:31It's good.
15:32Pernet, let's go.
15:33Oh, oh.
15:34What kind of way?
15:36No, Pernet.
15:37What?
15:37I'll take a little girl and take a little girl.
15:40Pernet, I was calling you.
15:42Why?
15:43I didn't do anything.
15:45A flower?
15:46A flower?
15:47A flower?
15:49A flower?
15:50A flower?
15:51A father's a flower.
15:54Love?
15:55A father's love.
15:57Will you drink water?
15:58A father will drink water.
16:00It's a first encounter, right?
16:02No, it's a first encounter.
16:04What's the first encounter?
16:05This guy took me and took me here and I don't know it.
16:09I'm the one who talks all the nights on WhatsApp and takes a lot.
16:14I'm the one who talks all the nights on WhatsApp.
16:18I'm the one who talks all the nights on WhatsApp.
16:20I'm the one who calls you.
16:21Your name is Juhi.
16:22Your father Juhi.
16:24I can't even say that.
16:25I'm the one who talks about Juhi.
16:28My husband's name is Abda Rashid.
16:30Juhi.
16:30This is Pashmina.
16:32We know them.
16:33They come back to the part.
16:34Yes, this is Pashmina.
16:36Your father is Pashmina.
16:38You're a little bit of a girl.
16:40Brother, you're a kid.
16:45Your daughter, sit down.
16:47Your father is your father.
16:50Your father is your father.
16:51Your father is your father.
16:52My father is your father.
16:53Your father is your father.
16:55Your father, sit down.
16:57You haven't come to a blind date in the park?
16:59No, brother.
17:01Why didn't you say your father?
17:03She said, no, brother.
17:05Please sit down.
17:07Your father please sit down.
17:09Okay, let's take two directions.
17:11And take a lot of space.
17:13Your father will take a lot of space.
17:15No, he will take it.
17:17Your father will take it.
17:18Your father will take it.
17:19Your father will take it.
17:21You're a man.
17:23Yes, I'm a real man.
17:25Come on.
17:26Come on.
17:27You're a woman.
17:29Yes, I'm a woman.
17:31You're a surprise.
17:33You're going to go down.
17:35No, I'm in real.
17:37My father is in real.
17:39Your father is in real.
17:41Oh, this is your father is your father.
17:43My father is your father.
17:45Don't get out of that.
17:47This is wrong.
17:49It's the same thing, the same thing, the same thing.
17:51So, you can go.
17:53Sorry, sorry teacher.
17:54I am so sorry teacher.
17:56No problem.
17:57No problem.
17:58No problem.
17:59I'm sorry.
18:00God bless you.
18:01God bless you.
18:02Come here.
18:10You said that my height is enough.
18:13But, mashallah, this is more than enough.
18:17It's a good thing.
18:19It's a good thing.
18:20It's a good thing.
18:21That's a good thing.
18:22It's a good thing.
18:23It's a good thing.
18:24Balling is a good thing.
18:26I'm looking at it.
18:28I'm looking at it.
18:29It's called Juhi Arnold.
18:32You said that I'm doing gym.
18:35Yes.
18:36But I saw that you've done a lot of gym.
18:39And my husband is just a little girl.
18:42I saw that you're very big.
18:46I saw that you're very big.
18:48I thought that after marriage, if they're in a gym,
18:51then there will be a woman in one hand and a woman.
18:56When I told you, you're sitting at me,
19:00you'll understand yourself very safe.
19:03I'm sitting there and understand yourself very safe.
19:08You're still a good thing.
19:09You're still a good thing.
19:10You're still a good thing.
19:11You're still a good thing.
19:12If you're feeling safe in their presence,
19:14you're still a good thing.
19:15Irza,
19:16she told me that she should be a woman to be a good.
19:18This is a good thing.
19:20But she's so good.
19:22You're still a good thing.
19:23Please,
19:24you're still a good thing.
19:25Why are you sitting here?
19:26You're here,
19:27Your brother.
19:28You're here,
19:29What?
19:30We didn't show the pictures.
19:31I'll show you.
19:32Okay, okay.
19:33You're here,
19:34you're here.
19:35Okay.
19:36See you,
19:37I'm out of here.
19:38So,
19:39you're still a good thing.
19:40I don't want to go out now.
19:46When you have a break, where do you get a break?
19:49You're talking about what medium you're talking about, tell me.
19:53Which one? What's the name of the school?
19:55I don't think it's an old school.
19:57I didn't have to study this.
19:59When you studied school, you didn't have a big mother.
20:02How did you?
20:03It was like Lala.
20:10Welcome back.
20:13You've come here, you're watching.
20:15Today, Selim had a great conversation about Atif.
20:19I want to talk about Atif once.
20:21Please.
20:22When Atif was talking about Atif, how did you feel a person?
20:26How did you feel a person?
20:28I said, I felt like a German man.
20:31No.
20:33Atif said, you have to go to gym.
20:35No, I bought it.
20:37You don't have to go to gym.
20:40You're going to go to gym.
20:42He was supposed to go to gym.
20:44He was supposed to go to gym.
20:46He was sitting at the side by sitting there.
20:47He asked me to find my daughter.
20:48I am going to find my daughter.
20:49I was going to find my daughter.
20:50I was going to find my daughter.
20:52Okay.
20:53He told me God, I will ask for more.
20:54God has gone to the school.
20:56That was a day he passed away.
20:57And he was very upset.
20:59Then?
21:00I was very upset.
21:01He was going to get some water.
21:03So I saw a woman, but she had a very low water.
21:15But in the bogus there was a lot of understanding.
21:19She had a kankar and put a kankar there.
21:21Then the water was all over, but the kankars were very soft.
21:26So the water was all over.
21:28She said, I have come to the PR, I have come to the PR.
21:33I wrote a story on the first page that Goga is a big fan of Goga.
21:39You didn't have any comeback of Goga. I wrote such a good story. You didn't have any answer to it.
21:44No, I had to study English mediums. I didn't understand the story of Goga.
21:50I didn't understand the story of Goga.
21:53Hey, English medium?
21:54Yes.
21:55You're talking about which medium? Tell me.
21:58What's your name? What's your name?
22:00You didn't have to study this school.
22:05When you studied school, you didn't have a big mother.
22:08How did you?
22:08You used to write it like Lala.
22:11Okay, just so much. Once upon a time, there was a snow white and she had seven dwarves.
22:16Okay, what do you say?
22:18Once upon a time, it was Sunday.
22:22Once upon a time, it was Sunday.
22:25I saw the car coming towards me at full speed.
22:29Oh!
22:30No, it was good.
22:32No, it was good.
22:34At full speed, face.
22:36And you said, well, if you close your eyes, you don't have to do it.
22:42So if you're leaving school, the woman is saying,
22:45I'm saying, I'm not a child.
22:47I'm not a child.
22:49I'm not a child.
22:51I'm not a child.
22:52I'm not a child.
22:53And at the same time, the mother got to take her children.
22:55And they saw that the teacher is also there.
22:57Okay.
22:58And they said, as much as it was in the middle of the day,
23:00there was a child's house.
23:01Hey, mother, I didn't have to do this.
23:05No, she was in the middle of the day and the child's house,
23:07and she said, I'm going to have to do it.
23:07So, I'm going to take a look at you.
23:10Master, told my heart,
23:10American people,
23:11you know what to call you.
23:13People said, they're driving you.
23:14Do you mean what to do?
23:15Or so, you know somebody's whole life, say.
23:19I told you, I said,
23:20I said, I don't.
23:21I don't want to go because of my clothes,
23:24it's not removed, but it's just because of the,
23:26the eyes, I don't want to go out.
23:27You don't think he's going to kiss you.
23:30I'm a good lad and a kid will kill you.
23:31That's a good boy.
23:33But you're also going to believe it.
23:35He's a good boy.
23:38He's a big man.
23:40He's like, oh, God.
23:42I'm going to eat the rice.
23:44He's eating it.
23:47He's a little kid.
23:48He's a very big brother.
23:49He's eating it.
23:51He's eating it.
23:53Because they look at me and I'm going to leave you there.
23:58When they look at me, I'm going to leave you there.
24:03Vicky told me that he took two eyes and took two eyes.
24:06So, he started to leave.
24:09The team saw me at the front.
24:11They beat me up and beat me up.
24:14But they're still killing me.
24:17They came out of a cycle.
24:19They bought me up.
24:21I'm going to go to the store, but I'm going to go to the store.
24:24I'm going to go to the store.
24:27There's a fumigation in Salim.
24:30He's gone through the bankers and got an apoclips.
24:35He's not going to read it, he's going to read it.
24:39You know, it's a family.
24:42You want to get the anger you're going to get?
24:46You're jealous.
24:47Who's that?
24:48That's what you're told, go up!
24:50You're so big, big, big.
24:52Come, come, come, come.
24:53How are you scared?
24:54Put your puss at Aqaba.
24:55How so could I be scared?
24:56It was so scary that I was scared of it.
24:58It was so scary that I was scared of it.
25:00You would have been scared of it all?
25:02No.
25:02You're so scared of it.
25:04I will try this as a man to get out of your teeth.
25:09Oh! Oh! Oh!
25:10What is the man to get out of your teeth?
25:12My brother, I'm not going to die.
25:16I'm not going to die.
25:18Oh, you're going to die.
25:20You're going to die.
25:22You're going to die.
25:24You're going to die.
25:26Okay, we're going to die today.
25:30Why don't we sing a wonderful song from Doc's house?
25:34Give it to you Doc's house.
25:36You're going to die.
25:40You're going to die.
25:42You're going to die.
25:44You're going to die.
25:46You're going to die.
25:48You're going to die.
25:50You're going to die.
25:52You're going to die.
25:54You're going to die.
25:56You're going to die.
25:58You're going to die.
26:00You're going to die.
26:02You're going to die.
26:04And I said,
26:08I've been to die.
26:12I've been to die.
26:15And I said,
26:23she's going to die.
26:26And I said,
26:28I've been to die.
26:29I said,
26:32Wow! Wow! Wow!
26:35Don't ask that age has no guilt on the sins.
26:39It seems that the only thing that was the only thing that was the only thing that was the only thing to do.
26:43Can you see it here?
26:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
26:52No! Look at these three, it feels like a sin.
26:57This is like a love girl, let's show a show.
27:01This is not our strength.
27:04One second, stop!
27:06One second!
27:07The audience will know how important it is for this show.
27:11Tell us!
27:12It's not important.
27:13Ask Hussain.
27:16Ask Hussain.
27:17So many times.
27:18So many times.
27:24How important is this?
27:27Don't ask how evil is in the house.
27:38Hussain.
27:39It feels good.
27:42It feels good.
27:44It feels good.
27:46It feels good.
27:48It feels good.
27:52It feels good.
27:54It feels good.
27:56And I'm going to do it.
27:59It feels good.
28:01It feels good.
28:03It feels good.
28:05It feels good.
28:07It feels good.
28:09I think like it?
28:10I think like it?
28:11ڈمید کردی جو اتنے غور سے بیگم موبائل میں ہے گم میرے
28:25آدمیوں سے موت کا فرشتہ ڈھونڈ رہا ہوتا کہا ہے
28:31جو اتنے غور سے بیگم موبائل میں ہے گم میرے
28:35لگا گھر میں پھر اٹھنے کو نیا توفان
28:38I think one thing is that you can connect with your cell phone.
28:45If you look at your cell phone, then you will be confident that you will be able to get out of the cell phone.
28:51Why is that actually something happens?
28:54No.
28:55No.
28:56No.
28:57No.
28:58No.
28:59No.
29:00No.
29:01No.
29:02I am sorry.
29:04Yes, I think the cell phone is very well.
29:07I don't have a phone.
29:08Wow.
29:09Yes.
29:10Yes, I think it looks true.
29:12And it feels like this.
29:14To the cell phone?
29:16Do you?
29:17Yes.
29:19I decided to make two houses of all I can do it.
29:23Yeah.
29:24Meet the cell phone.
29:26Yes, doctor.
29:28Yes, doctor.
29:29That's what I'm going to do.
29:59Oh, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God.
30:29I'll tell you.
30:30I'll tell you.
30:31When the madam's wrong, they will be wrong.
30:33No, no, no.
30:34Actually, women can't understand what we are going to do.
30:39What are our issues?
30:41What are your issues?
30:42Why do you never understand this?
30:44Because you don't have a baby.
30:46What are you doing?
30:49What are you doing?
30:51What are you doing?
30:52What are you doing?
30:54What are you doing?
30:56What are you doing?
30:58What are your issues?
31:00What are you doing?
31:01You don't understand.
31:02You're wrong.
31:03You're wrong.
31:04But you'll do it.
31:07You've got to take a look.
31:09You've got to take a look.
31:11You've got to take a look.
31:13This is the best way.
31:15This is the best way.
31:17Let's go, 4 money to give you.
31:19Let's go, let's go.
31:21Let's go.
31:23It's the same system.
31:25I'm going to go.
31:26My wife's mood is very off.
31:28She's happy.
31:30I'm going to take a look.
31:31Put the clothes on the machine.
31:32Salim sir, there's no automatic machine.
31:35It's automatic.
31:36So, you put the automatic machine on which baby did?
31:39It's the same thing.
31:40It's the same thing.
31:41It's the same thing.
31:42It's the same thing.
31:43It's the same thing.
31:44It's the same thing.
31:45It's the same thing.
31:46It's the same thing.
31:47No, sir.
31:48Solid.
31:49So, I assemble the clothes that are made with the shirt.
31:51Print it away.
31:52And around the machine, it's the same thing.
31:55I'm going to take the whole thing.
31:56Actually, it's not the same thing.
31:57The work is doing it.
31:58I'm not just seeing it.
31:59It's not the same thing.
32:00If this is the automatic machine,
32:03I'm saying I've got to try the clothes too.
32:05I've seen the other thing.
32:06Because it's not the same thing.
32:08It's the same thing.
32:09It's the same thing.
32:10What do you do?
32:11Yes, do you do it?
32:13Just put it on the camera.
32:15If it's a machine, you can check the machine.
32:18And that's not the machine.
32:21She took the clothes and gave her a little bit.
32:27When we have a break, we will get a break.
32:30I feel tired from the days.
32:33I feel tired from the days.
32:35I've been having a lot of problems.
32:37I don't know why you're tired from having to eat.
32:39Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
32:43Nice job.
32:44Guys, these are my kids.
32:46Yeah.
32:46Because look, the whole family of my kids are my kids.
32:49Like this is my daughter.
32:50He's in the 9th.
32:51She said that I have to have a lot of money.
32:52Dude, my friend is a man.
32:54He's hardly 12.
32:56He says that I haven't done all this.
32:59How much did you have to have your life?
33:09Welcome back, Nathreen.
33:10Yes, Irza Khan.
33:11Harun, I think our audience is very sad.
33:15Today we are very far away.
33:17Yes.
33:17So let's go with them.
33:18Come, come, talk.
33:19Yes, sir.
33:20Yes, thank you very much.
33:22Thank you very much.
33:23Sir, thank you very much.
33:25You've come to our show.
33:26Yes.
33:27We don't have to do it, sir.
33:28Especially Salim Sahib.
33:29We are listening to you.
33:30If you have your love, you will come.
33:32Do you have your hand.
33:36No, my name is Amrit Singh.
33:38Amrit Singh.
33:39Yes.
33:40So we live in New Zealand for 35 years.
33:42Wow.
33:42Wow.
33:43Wow.
33:43As we were in New Zealand, we have two brothers in America.
33:48Okay.
33:48Today we've come to America too.
33:50Let's see a little show.
33:51What did you think of us watching us?
33:52Sir, tell us, I don't know how we are looking at us, but we are looking very good.
33:58Yes.
33:58Thank you very much, sir.
33:59Thank you very much.
34:02Harun Sahib, I also feel very good.
34:08Very good, sir.
34:09You're right.
34:10Very good.
34:10Very good.
34:11Thank you very much.
34:12Thank you very much.
34:13Thank you very much.
34:14Thank you very much.
34:15Thank you very much.
34:16Thank you very much.
34:17Thank you very much.
34:18Thank you very much.
34:19Thank you very much.
34:20Thank you very much.
34:21My name is Amrath Jigayat.
34:23Your name is very sweet.
34:24I went to New Zealand.
34:26Oh wow.
34:27My father and all of our family have been here.
34:30First time I wanted to show you, Anand came.
34:33Oh wow, thank you sir.
34:37How did you do that?
34:39I'm a civil engineer.
34:40Oh, that's great.
34:41I was in the shop for my work.
34:43Oh wow.
34:45When I had to eat rice, I wanted to do the same thing.
34:49So, I'm going to do my own food.
34:51Oh wow.
34:52So, you've got to eat rice.
34:54Oh my God.
34:55Oh my God.
34:56Oh my God.
34:59Who is next?
35:00Jesus.
35:01Hello Sir Sikhaal.
35:02Hello.
35:03How are you sir?
35:04I'm Sonsingh.
35:05I'm from New Zealand.
35:06My name is also very nice.
35:08Very nice.
35:12What do you do with Sons?
35:14I'm an engineer.
35:16Okay.
35:17Who would I be?
35:18Just the engineer.
35:21So I can sing two lines, I can sing.
35:23Please.
35:24Please please.
35:25In the fall of no no.
35:28Exaggeration Someone will take where to suffer,
35:29In the fall of no need of life.
35:31Oh, that's great.
35:33In the fall of no need of life.
35:37In the fall of no no need of life.
35:39Yes.
35:41That's great.
35:42Oh, that's great.
35:43Oh, wow, wow.
36:02Oh, wow, wow, wow.
36:05Wow, wow.
36:07Sir, we have a common voice for the sound.
36:11Wow.
36:13Sir, I'm going to fight.
36:16No, no, sir, I won't fight.
36:18Open it again.
36:21Give it to my brother.
36:23Sir, I'll go with you.
36:25You'll remember the show, sir.
36:27MashaAllah.
36:30Sir, I have to keep them in two days.
36:37Yes, my brother.
36:38Assalamualaikum.
36:39Waalikumsalam.
36:40How are you?
36:41I'm okay. How are you?
36:42Alhamdulillah, I'm okay.
36:43What's your name?
36:44Saher Ashraf.
36:45Saher Ashraf.
36:46This is also a very nice name.
36:47What do you do?
36:48I'm studying.
36:49What are you studying today?
36:51Ninth party.
36:52Okay, in ninth.
36:53Good luck to you.
36:54And what do you want to say today?
36:56Poetry.
36:57Do you want to listen to poetry?
36:59I'll listen.
37:00I'll listen?
37:01Who's written?
37:02I don't know.
37:03Okay, Instagram.
37:05Yes, please.
37:06Listen.
37:07I'm so tired.
37:08I'm sorry.
37:09I'm so tired.
37:10Can't talk some more.
37:11I'm so tired.
37:12I'm so tired.
37:14I'm tired.
37:15I'm tired.
37:16Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
37:18My children are my children because they are my children.
37:25Like this is my daughter, in the 9th.
37:27He said that I have opened a lot.
37:29He is hardly 12.
37:32He said that I have not done all my life.
37:35How much is your life?
37:40I mean that he has many favorite shows that he has opened.
37:44He has a lot of shows that he doesn't have to open.
37:48Oh, that's right!
37:50That's right!
37:52You can trust me that my child is saying that I don't want to talk about it.
37:56That's right, son.
37:58Who is next?
38:00Yes, son.
38:01Assalamualaikum, sir.
38:02How are you?
38:03I'm fine, son.
38:04Sir, I want you to play on stage.
38:07You want to listen to my poetry?
38:09First, tell me your name.
38:10I'm Fizan.
38:11Fizan, come to me.
38:12Come.
38:13Oh, Fizan, I have a flower.
38:15Oh, it's a flower.
38:16Wow, wow, wow.
38:17You are so much like a flower.
38:19What was the need of a flower?
38:22Wow.
38:26Thank you very much.
38:27Come, come.
38:28Come here.
38:29Come here.
38:30And you want to listen to poetry?
38:31Yes, sir.
38:32Okay.
38:33Let's listen to poetry.
38:35Come here.
38:36Come here.
38:37You are such a beauty.
38:38You are such a beauty.
38:39You are such a beauty.
38:40You are such a beauty.
38:41You are such a beauty.
38:42We are such a beauty in the country.
38:44Yes, sir.
38:45Wow, wow, wow, wow.
38:46Wow, wow.
38:47Wow, wow.
38:48That was who was for your share?
38:49You are so much.
38:50Come here.
38:51For me?
38:54Thank you very much.
39:24Thank you, Kriya.
39:28Assalamu alaikum sir.
39:30My name is Mastan Khan.
39:32Mastan Khan?
39:34I want to dedicate poetry to my precious princesses.
39:39Hi.
39:41Okay, these are precious princesses, right?
39:43Yes sir.
39:44Wow.
39:45Is it your wife or is it just going on?
39:48One-sided love.
39:50I know.
39:51I was sure.
39:52I was sure one-sided love.
39:54If you don't know it, you don't have to be deceived.
39:57You don't have to be deceived.
39:59You don't have to be deceived.
40:01You don't have to be deceived.
40:02You don't have to be deceived.
40:03You don't have to be deceived.
40:04No, it's a year later, you don't have to be deceived.
40:07Yes sir.
40:08You don't have to be deceived.
40:09Yes sir.
40:10Yes sir.
40:11Yes sir.
40:12Yes sir.
40:13This is our dream. What do you know?
40:17This is our dream. What do you know?
40:20This is your dream.
40:22You can't tell me.
40:24This is your dream.
40:26Start with it.
40:28Okay.
40:30This is our dream. What do you know?
40:34What do you know?
40:38You are the one who doesn't understand us.
40:42You are the one who doesn't understand us.
40:44Hey!
40:45Hey!
40:46You have said that I am one-sided.
40:49Absolutely.
40:50So how did you win?
40:52In your mind, man has a lot of fun.
40:54He wrote this story for us.
40:57We are listening to this story.
40:59Yes.
41:01I will dedicate you to a share.
41:04Yes.
41:05Who said to you?
41:07Go away.
41:09Who said to you?
41:11Go away.
41:12Go away.
41:13Go away.
41:14Go away.
41:15Go away.
41:16Go away.
41:18Yes.
41:19Assalamualaikum sir.
41:20Waalikumassalam.
41:21What are you, sir?
41:22Yes, I am.
41:23How are you?
41:24How are you?
41:25Yes, Alhamdulillah.
41:26Do you call me?
41:27Yes.
41:28Tell me.
41:29Tell me.
41:30What's your name?
41:31My name is Sadiya Batool.
41:33I'm especially from the cities.
41:35I've written books.
41:36I've written songs.
41:37I've written songs.
41:38I've written songs.
41:39I've written songs.
41:41I've written songs.
41:43I've written songs.
41:44And in Pakistan, there are many movies.
41:46One drama, which I'm writing is not a whole world.
41:48This is not a story.
41:49I can call it with the show.
41:50What's your genre?
41:51What kind of plot?
41:52What kind of genre is it?
41:54It was very romantic. It was very romantic.
41:58It was a lot of hate. It was a lot of fun.
42:02Oh, oh, oh, okay.
42:04What do you want to hear or tell us?
42:07I wrote songs for Pakistan.
42:09I wrote a song for Hussain's opinion.
42:11I wrote a song for them.
42:13I want to sing a song for you.
42:15Yes, sing it.
42:17So lovely.
42:19Love you.
42:22Love you.
42:27The love you will live.
42:29You will have your heart.
42:31You will have your heart.
42:37It is my love you.
42:40Oh
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