Season 17 of It-s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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Official Trailer of Season 17 of It-s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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00:00Hello, everybody!

00:03Philadelphia, the birthplace of our nation.

00:06Could it be the birthplace of a new love?

00:08Oh, baby, am I boned up.

00:12Who are you people?

00:13Oh, hi. We're your volunteers.

00:15Get the hell out of here.

00:16Are you pissing in that locker?

00:17I drink so much coffee.

00:19When we get to the chest compressions,

00:20should I take your shirt off or should you take mine off?

00:23I got it.

00:24It's overwhelming, the smell that's coming off of you.

00:26That's a testicular fluid scientifically proven to intimidate males

00:29and drive females wild.

00:31Human females?

00:33It's time we boiled down to our core values.

00:36Well, this has a much better vibe.

00:38They're talking about the vibe?

00:40Um...

00:41We're leaving!

00:44So help me, God!

00:45Pick it up, Grandpa!

00:46We will get this right!

00:50Take you away!

00:51Take you, champ!

00:52Take you away!

00:53Take you, champ!

00:54This is thrilling.

00:56Welcome to the Golden Bachelors Season Finale!

01:00Yeah!

01:01Can't wait to find a grade-A, prime-cut, piece of

01:06to love.

01:09Her name is Cockchua.

01:11Her catchphrase was...

01:13Chew on that thing!

01:14Chew on that thing!

01:15Chew on that thing!

01:16Chew!

01:17She's it!

01:18What?

01:19I pick her.

01:20Chew on that.

01:21We'll see you next day!

01:22Andreas

01:27And cheers for the rest of the tour.

01:29And now, thank you!

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