- 6/20/2025
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00:00wow i did it something is definitely wrong
00:09in a few minutes it'll be all mine
00:12i'm going to put an end to your headling for good
00:17this is the evergreen forest quiet peaceful serene
00:27that is until burnt raccoon wakes up
00:31luckily he has some good friends to help him out
00:48life would be simple in the forest except for
00:58zero sneer
01:00and his life would be simple except for
01:06the raccoons
01:10in the darkest hours of an evergreen forest evening
01:26cyril sneer is dealing in ideas darker than the night itself
01:33so then we have a deal mr docks
01:36why certainly mr sneer excellent
01:41but there are two as yet undiscussed conditions
01:47and they are payment by noon on the 13th
01:52No problem.
01:54The second is, I want it entirely in gold.
02:02Gold?
02:03But I have all kinds of cash, stocks, works of art.
02:08No gold, no deal.
02:10You'll get your gold.
02:12And I want those ink and paper deliveries to stop immediately.
02:17I can see that deliveries dwindle.
02:20Good, good.
02:23But until I see all that gold by exactly noon on Friday,
02:29I'll do as I please, Mr. Sneer.
02:35It's as good as sealed, Mr. Docs.
02:40By Friday at noon, I'll own every single company that has anything to do with newspapers.
02:47Then one paper in these parts will be nothing more than a bad memory.
02:56There's a saying in the evergreen forest you get to know almost from the first day you're there.
03:02Where there's smoke, there's hurt raccoon.
03:07It works!
03:09And this is fantastic!
03:11Wow!
03:13Hall of Fame!
03:15Here I come!
03:18Drew, this magic book is gonna give me months and months' worth of columns.
03:24By the standard.
03:27Yes, that's what they assured me.
03:30We placed that order over a month ago.
03:35Goodbye.
03:36Something is definitely wrong.
03:39And that's the third delivery in a row that's being missed.
03:43What's going on?
03:46Hey, gang!
03:47Have I got something for you!
03:53What's the matter, guys?
03:55Things aren't going very well, Bert.
03:57Well, maybe mine will call them on magic.
04:02We'll cheer you up.
04:03It's going to take magic, Bert.
04:08Because if we don't come up with a miracle by Friday, there won't be a column.
04:14The fact is, Bert, the newspaper is going out of business.
04:19What?
04:19How's that possible?
04:21We're having trouble getting paper and ink supplies.
04:25And without those supplies, we can't print the standard.
04:28If this keeps up, Friday's edition of the evergreen standard will be the last.
04:35What?
04:36That's impossible!
04:38There must be something we can do!
04:41I think it's time we took some action.
04:44Schaefer, let's go get those supplies ourselves.
04:48And while you're gone, Sophia and I will do what we can here.
04:52Come on, Bert, let's go!
04:56We've got work to do!
04:58Woof! Woof!
04:59Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
05:01Front and center!
05:04All of my gold has to be gathered together for noon Friday!
05:09There's a deadline to be met, and we're going to meet it!
05:13Yes, sir!
05:13Ah! Synchronize your watches in three, two, one!
05:21Now, the next time those raccoon shells stop the presses, it'll be for good!
05:27Because by noon on the 13th, this deceiving daily dupes the unwitting public for the last time!
05:35But, sir, they only print the facts!
05:38Facts? I'll give you facts!
05:40The life expectancy of a loud-mouthed pig is shortened every time it opens its mouth!
05:46Understand?
05:47Yes, sir!
05:49What now?
05:51Cedric's not going to like this, sir!
05:53Cedric's not going to know, is he?
05:57Yes, sir! I mean, no, sir!
06:00Now, let's get to work! Time is running out!
06:03Yes, sir!
06:04Cedric's not going to be a good one!
06:34Oh, I don't know!
06:36My total seemed a little low!
06:40If he doesn't, that newspaper will still be writing those slanderous truths about him!
06:45Oh, yeah! He really wants the evergreen standard out of business!
06:51So we're going to help him out, guys!
06:54Help him out!
06:55Since he needs gold, we're going to make him gold!
06:59Enough gold to put every newspaper in the world out of business!
07:05Whoopee!
07:05Whoopee! Gold! Yeah!
07:08How are we going to do it?
07:10How are we going to do it?
07:11With the help of this book, I got it from the Get Rich Quick section from the boss's library!
07:17It has a chapter on making gold!
07:22A chapter on making gold!
07:24Gold! Wow!
07:26That'll really show the boss what we're made of!
07:29And show him our devotion!
07:31And it might even earn us a raise!
07:34It says here that to make a large amount of gold, you need a small amount of gold!
07:42Gee! Where are we going to get gold?
07:46The only person around here with any gold is the boss!
07:52We can't take the boss's gold! Can we?
08:01Brew, if the newspaper can't afford supplies, we've got to help them!
08:06Oh, we're going to need money.
08:09Where are we going to get money?
08:13You're right, Brew. Doing a magic show is just not thinking big enough!
08:19They've come to expect great things from Burt Raccoon!
08:29Hey, Brew, wait!
08:31That's exactly the way to get the money for the ink and the paper!
08:34The magic formula is right here!
08:38This is it, Brew.
08:40We'll perform the greatest trick of all time!
08:45We'll make gold!
08:53Six ounces of sweet oil!
08:55Check!
08:56You don't dabble, do you?
08:57Check!
08:58The hair from the dog that bit you!
09:00Check!
09:01That's it!
09:02Okay!
09:03Everything is set!
09:05All we need now, according to the book, is a massive amount of electricity!
09:12Oh, goody! Let's do it!
09:15Ready?
09:16Three, two, one, zero!
09:21Hey!
09:22What happened?
09:23Oh!
09:24Must be a power failure!
09:26The lightning outside must have taken out a few power lines!
09:30Oh!
09:31What are we going to do?
09:32Without electricity, we can't make our gold!
09:36Wait a minute!
09:37Lightning's electricity!
09:38Ah!
09:39We'll take the gold out there!
09:42And I think I know just the place to put it!
09:55It's so high that the lightning is sure to strike it!
09:59Three means peak!
10:04Ralph!
10:05Schaefer!
10:06You're back!
10:07What happened to the lights, Melissa?
10:09Oh!
10:10It's just a power failure!
10:12Did you get any supplies?
10:14No!
10:15In fact, we couldn't even get anyone to talk to us!
10:18Did you have any luck?
10:20Well, we came up with something!
10:23We figured that if we cut the newspaper in half, we could save on ink and paper!
10:28That's a great idea!
10:30But we'll still need supplies!
10:32And soon, or tomorrow, will be our last edition!
10:36Ralph, I just had a thought!
10:39What?
10:40If we gathered up the old editions of our newspaper, couldn't we recycle them?
10:45You're right!
10:46And that would make us less dependent on paper deliveries!
10:50It's a step in the right direction!
10:52Let's keep thinking!
10:53We're not gonna give up yet!
10:55I wanna make sure I got this right!
11:00Wand, and can't patient at the stroke of midnight!
11:05What else?
11:06Peanut butter!
11:08Oh!
11:09High mountaintop!
11:10High mountaintop!
11:11Hmm!
11:12High mountaintop!
11:13Hey!
11:14The highest mountaintop nearby is Green's Peak!
11:17You're right, Drew!
11:18It's time to go!
11:20This may be the room of plain old Burt Raccoon tonight!
11:26But by morning, it'll belong to the greatest wizard and magician since Merlin!
11:33Because tonight's the night!
11:35I, Burt Raccoon, master of magic, waiver of wands, the leader of the pack, really make gold!
11:47Sometimes when you're sleeping, you're so restless in the night!
11:53You're listening to your heartbeat, and you're holding me inside!
11:59When I'm lying in the darkness, the walls are closing in!
12:05When all the ground seems hopeless, you know you can't win!
12:11Don't be scared of what you don't know!
12:17It's just the way the wind blows!
12:23I'm stuck to discover the need is there tonight!
12:29You're so scared of losing, without any advice!
12:31You're so scared of losing, without any advice!
12:35You're feeling it!
12:36Sometimes when you're feeling, your dreams have slipped away!
12:41You're listening to your heartbeat, and what it has to say!
12:47Don't be scared of what you don't know!
12:49Don't be scared of what you don't know!
12:53It's just the way the wind blows!
13:01Let's set this up and try!
13:04When that lightning hits, it'll turn everything around here to toast!
13:09Yeah!
13:10Whoa!
13:11Hee hee hee hee hee hee!
13:12And for your point, the boss being impressed!
13:15Ha ha ha ha!
13:16Then you should be safe!
13:18Of course it's safe!
13:20Only an idiot would be out on a night like this!
13:24Fortune's hidden in the dark, behind the thunder's roll!
13:33At my command, you'll spit and spark!
13:37Surrendering your gold!
13:43Huh?
13:46Yay!
13:54I did it!
13:59I did it!
14:00I, Bird Raccoon, Master Wizard, have created gold!
14:07Gold!
14:08Ha ha!
14:09Gold!
14:10Yee-hoo!
14:12Bird Raccoon's done it again!
14:17This is it, boys!
14:19That storm was strong enough to fill Fort Knox with gold!
14:23Now, the boss will really...
14:28Kill us!
14:31The gold!
14:32It's gone!
14:38The raccoon gang toiled all night, looking for other ways to save the newspaper.
14:44But their valiant effort was just not enough.
14:47Can this really be our last edition?
14:49Seems like only yesterday that the first one came out.
14:54It's hard to believe it's all over.
14:58Hang on, gang!
15:00I, Bird Raccoon, Grand Master Wizard, have saved the standard!
15:09What are you talking about, Bird?
15:11Nothing up my sleeve.
15:14Crystal!
15:16The gold that will save the standard!
15:19The gold?
15:20Bird, where did you get this?
15:21I made it!
15:22Last night during the storm!
15:23With my awesome, magical powers!
15:24Ha ha ha!
15:25Nobody can make gold!
15:26It's impossible!
15:27The impossible is what I specialize in!
15:28And this is the gold that's gonna buy all the supplies we need!
15:30It's worth money!
15:31Bert, we have the money, but the companies won't sell us the supplies!
15:32Huh?
15:33You have the money?
15:34Huh?
15:35You have the money?
15:36Bert, we really appreciate what you've done, but you can't buy what you can't get!
15:37The newspaper is finished!
15:38Isn't it?
15:39Hello to the starfish!
15:40This is the gold that's going to buy what you've done!
15:44It's not a happy degree!
15:45Good.
15:46Please go to the doctor's house!
15:47That's a happy dude.
15:48Good.
15:49That's a happy dude.
15:50I'm more happy to see you in this花.
15:51It's a happy dude!
15:52Yeah, I'm not happy to see you!
15:53It's a happy dude!
15:54That is a party!
15:55The symbol of gold is what I specialize in!
15:56And this is the gold that's gonna buy all the supplies we need!
15:57It's worth money!
15:58Bert, we have the money, but the companies won't sell us the supplies!
16:08hello the evergreen standard I'm holding a press conference at 5 to 12
16:18today it's a big story what I'm sure you'll be interested in well thank you
16:26that was zero sneer he's holding a very important press conference just before
16:32noon are you ready for the count Cedric yes all right let's get a move on we've
16:41only got an hour what kind of count are we doing a gold inventory I want to make
16:49sure it's all here let's go Cedric time is money my money
16:55right pup oh what are we doing now if he finds that the gold is missing we're done for
17:06you try to stall him while we search the forest it's got to be out there somewhere
17:11let's speed this up you start counting yes sir
17:19one two four five six oh you missed three oh I did I've always had problems with geometry
17:34eight nine oh it's no good we've looked everywhere our goose is cooked without the gold the boss
17:49won't be able to put the newspaper out of business newspaper hey there is something we can do
17:58oh what's that I don't know what it is but but that's that's the enemy it's either that or
18:09let's go
18:11quick quick place this in your newspaper for us
18:27lost one gold bar reward handsome gold bar yes when did you lose it last night during the storm
18:41we've got to get it back as soon as possible that's why the reward so big it's a matter of life and death
18:51ours but I used the magic formula I waved my wand like this and poof zap I saw it happen right before my eyes
19:04honest
19:05what did they say reward
19:12uh reward oh what we were you said that there was a big reward
19:20oh what about oh that reward well we don't really have a reward no reward no gold
19:27no reward no gold
19:29look we'll do anything
19:31anything
19:33anything
19:35hurry hurry Cedric we only have five minutes
19:38time is running out what's our grand total
19:56gee pop I don't know how to tell you this but you seem to be right on
20:03I thought it would be nice if you could be here to share history in the making do you see all this gold it's hard to miss mr. sneer
20:10no I'll miss it all right but it'll be for a good reason because there's enough gold here to buy all the ink and paper factories this side of the evergreen forest so you're responsible for our supplies being covered by the
20:17but pop that's hardly nice nice nice this is the nicest thing that's evergreen
20:24I thought it would be nice if you could be nice if you could be here to share history in the making do you see all this gold it's hard to miss mr. sneer
20:28no I'll miss it all right but it'll be for a good reason because there's enough gold here to buy all the ink and paper factories this side of the evergreen forest
20:36so you're responsible for our supplies being cut off but pop that's hardly nice nice this is the nicest thing that's evergreen forest
20:46this is the nicest thing that's ever happened to me
20:49I'm placing the call that's going to put an end to your newspaper and you're meddling for good pigs call mr.
20:56knocks
20:59hello
21:00uh really
21:03are you sure
21:06uh okay uh bye
21:10who was that
21:14uh well it was uh mr.
21:17knox's office
21:18uh well it seems uh you're a little too late
21:21too late. The deal is off. What? But I have the gold. Well, you missed the deadline, sir.
21:30They won't sell. What? But it isn't noon yet. He has to sell. They just told me it's three minutes
21:39past. Three minutes past? How's that possible? Who set the clock? Who? Speak up. I'll make an
21:47example of them. I think you forgot something, Pop. Speak up. What secret policy? Maybe I
21:59shouldn't mention it in front of the employees. Blast them! Tell me! Well, Pop, you rigged the
22:10clocks years ago to be five minutes slow so you can get more work out of them and not
22:16have to pay them for it. By secretly putting pressure on the Evergreen Standard with his
22:30unsuccessful takeover scheme, Cyril Sneer unwittingly made the newspaper a better and more efficient
22:36enterprise. And the staff of the Standard even got some unexpected help. There you go. And
22:43while you're delivering those papers, guys, don't forget to pick up the old issues for
22:48recycling. You and your big ideas. And we can make gold. And put the newspaper out of business
22:58and even get old brains. Oh, yes. And we'll do anything. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.
23:07Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut the world up. Shut up. Shut up. You're
23:23You can run with us
23:41We've got everything we need
23:46Run with us
23:49We are free
23:51Come with us
23:56I see passion in your eyes
24:00Run with us
24:03Run with us
24:10We've got everything we need
24:15Run with us
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